1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:47,375 {\an8}BASED ON AN IDEA BY CLAUDE MULOT 4 00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:49,458 How's the boss this morning? 5 00:01:49,541 --> 00:01:52,125 - Oh dear, oh dear… - Oh dear? 6 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:54,208 The boss? 7 00:02:07,875 --> 00:02:10,500 At last, Picard. The president was getting impatient. 8 00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:11,875 What does he want? 9 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,541 - I've got a plane to catch. - When? 10 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:16,875 - 12.30 p.m. - You'll miss it. 11 00:02:16,958 --> 00:02:20,041 - Right. How is he? - As per usual. 12 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:22,125 Mr. Picard, you'll miss your flight. 13 00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:24,250 Yes, Mr. President. 14 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:26,750 But you'll take another in two hours. 15 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:29,791 If Mr. President recommends a different flight, 16 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:32,000 I'm sure it must be better than the first. 17 00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:33,750 It's not better. It's headed elsewhere. 18 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:36,791 Mr. Stumph-Bachelier has found a better vacation place than Scotland. 19 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:39,833 A country we all dream of, not without nostalgia… 20 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:41,833 Africa. 21 00:02:44,041 --> 00:02:45,958 Africa, Mr. President? 22 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,791 Africa, Picard. 23 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:50,208 The largest continent. 24 00:02:50,291 --> 00:02:51,625 Well, a speck of Africa's dust… 25 00:02:51,708 --> 00:02:55,958 A small island in the Indian Ocean, Île de France. 26 00:02:56,875 --> 00:02:58,333 Now called Mauritius. 27 00:02:58,416 --> 00:03:03,125 Dr. Liebenstein prescribed cold and drizzle… 28 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:06,166 The torrential rain of Africa, up there with Bengal's, 29 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:07,875 is some of the world's most famous! 30 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,666 Do you doubt me? 31 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,000 Call Liebenstein! 32 00:03:14,791 --> 00:03:16,083 What Mr. President's not said 33 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:18,666 is that you're not just going there on vacation, 34 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:21,791 but in a work capacity. A purchase opportunity, Picard. 35 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:24,291 You'll contact one of the most important clients 36 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:26,666 of Ba­chelier Computing: Mr. La Pallière. 37 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:29,125 Dr. Liebenstein on line five. 38 00:03:30,458 --> 00:03:33,500 Hello? Liebenstein? Hello, dear friend. 39 00:03:33,583 --> 00:03:36,083 I've got Picard in my office here. 40 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:41,250 He seems allergic to the scirocco. Let me hand him over. Reassure him. 41 00:03:45,416 --> 00:03:48,125 Julien, what are these whims? 42 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:50,458 Scotland, Africa, Lourdes. 43 00:03:50,541 --> 00:03:54,500 It doesn't matter where you go. What do you expect from nature? 44 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:56,625 You're a reject, Julien… 45 00:03:56,708 --> 00:04:00,750 Yes, I know. You'd already told me that, Professor. 46 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:03,875 A reject, a piece of trash… And something I've forgotten. 47 00:04:03,958 --> 00:04:05,708 You're a piece of mud. 48 00:04:05,791 --> 00:04:06,833 Yes: a piece of mud. 49 00:04:06,916 --> 00:04:08,583 If you were a bit more global, 50 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:10,000 you'd not be such a fuss 51 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:14,208 about replacing Scotland with Africa and trout with alligators. 52 00:04:14,291 --> 00:04:17,541 You are right, Professor. I apologize. 53 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,791 Hurry up, Picard, you mustn't miss the flight. 54 00:04:21,875 --> 00:04:23,250 You'll just make it. 55 00:04:23,875 --> 00:04:25,875 I'd have liked to change my clothes, 56 00:04:25,958 --> 00:04:27,750 and repacked my case. 57 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:30,416 Hurry up Picard. Have a good vacation. 58 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:32,958 Thanks Mr. President. 59 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:35,916 Thanks all. 60 00:04:45,416 --> 00:04:47,125 At least you won't be cold there. 61 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:48,750 - I feel the cold here. - Oh really? 62 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:51,208 Where we're headed, even in the shade… bang! 63 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,041 I'm sorry, I need to make a call. 64 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:54,833 Use the outer terminal. Plenty of time. 65 00:04:54,916 --> 00:04:57,291 Listen, I have travelled before. 66 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:05,500 Excuse me, miss. The phone please. 67 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:09,125 Wait until you're airside We've only got time for check in. 68 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:11,000 Thanks, miss. 69 00:05:14,916 --> 00:05:16,541 She told you to call airside, right? 70 00:05:16,625 --> 00:05:17,541 She said nothing. 71 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:20,333 I saw you talking to her Did you ask her for the phone? 72 00:05:20,416 --> 00:05:21,458 Absolutely not. 73 00:05:21,541 --> 00:05:24,208 I asked her how her mother in Scotland is doing, 74 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:26,083 I often go there to fish for trout. 75 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:32,166 That's right, I've got friends on airlines worldwide. 76 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:35,000 Air Mauritius 071 77 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:38,875 are now invited to proceed to Outer Terminal 3. 78 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:40,666 You see, you wouldn't have had the time. 79 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:42,458 Time to do what? 80 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:44,916 Listen, dear sir, 81 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,375 what a man and a women may wish to do 82 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:50,208 before being separated by hundreds of thousands of hectometers 83 00:05:50,291 --> 00:05:52,708 is sensory 84 00:05:52,791 --> 00:05:55,541 and requires discretion. There. 85 00:05:55,625 --> 00:05:57,500 Hundreds of thousands of hectometers? 86 00:05:57,583 --> 00:05:59,208 You calculate things in hectometers? 87 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,791 Sorry, I'd like to call my wife. 88 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:12,750 - I was leaving for Scotland… - The telephone. 89 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,291 It's your wife, darling. 90 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,958 I don't know. A sense of foreboding. 91 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:20,041 I was worried something happened to you. 92 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:22,208 You've got a horrible horoscope, this morning… 93 00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:24,625 Nothing serious. A minor health scare. 94 00:06:24,708 --> 00:06:25,625 Layer up. 95 00:06:25,708 --> 00:06:28,791 Pluto is emerging from Saturn's tail, so don't go out! 96 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:30,458 Oh yes! Shampoo the cat, if you like, 97 00:06:30,541 --> 00:06:32,875 but be careful with her eyes. They're delicate. 98 00:06:32,958 --> 00:06:35,708 And tell the janitor she can buy a lottery ticket 99 00:06:35,791 --> 00:06:38,000 between 3 p.m. and 5 p.m., understood? 100 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:38,916 Yes? There. 101 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,666 Good bye, my dear. Sorry. 102 00:06:53,375 --> 00:06:56,208 Passengers for Mauritius, 103 00:06:56,875 --> 00:07:00,500 flight Air Mauritius 071 104 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:03,041 is now boarding. 105 00:07:05,166 --> 00:07:06,625 Oh shit… 106 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:11,916 Last call for Air Mauritius, flight 071. 107 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,208 Vacations while others are working are great. 108 00:07:19,666 --> 00:07:20,833 Yes, it's a business trip. 109 00:07:20,916 --> 00:07:23,791 I don't work anymore. I enter competitions and I win them. 110 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:25,791 I've discovered lucrative puns. 111 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:27,750 "All roads lead to rum". Not bad, eh? 112 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:30,041 My first. I got second prize too. Under another name. 113 00:07:30,125 --> 00:07:32,875 "Rum, sole object of my assortment." 114 00:07:32,958 --> 00:07:34,041 That one's better, no? 115 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:35,708 You get paid for that? 116 00:07:35,791 --> 00:07:39,041 My vacations are paid for. I stretch it out with welfare payments. 117 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,166 Oh look. I know her. Hey! 118 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:44,750 I know her! That's it, the vacation has begun! 119 00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:46,833 - Please. - What? 120 00:07:46,916 --> 00:07:48,458 Where have I met her before? 121 00:07:48,541 --> 00:07:50,333 Did we have a drink on the Champs-Elysées? 122 00:07:50,416 --> 00:07:52,333 - I wouldn't be surprised. - Let's go! 123 00:07:52,416 --> 00:07:54,416 You've got an antenna? 124 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,500 Here will be perfect. 125 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,375 There she is. The vacation is about to start. 126 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:01,708 This way, my lovely dear! 127 00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:04,000 It's a long way so, spend it with witty guys. 128 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,208 That's exactly what I was thinking. 129 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:12,791 Hello. 130 00:08:13,291 --> 00:08:16,083 May I? Be so kind 131 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:17,916 and put my box up there. Thank you. 132 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,458 May I take that seat? 133 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,083 - Be my guest. - Thank you. 134 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:31,958 Marie-Louise Precy-Lamont. My name must be familiar to you. 135 00:08:32,041 --> 00:08:32,916 No. 136 00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:37,541 I'm at Pleyel every six months. You must have seen the posters? 137 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:38,875 You're a pianist then? 138 00:08:39,458 --> 00:08:41,250 - A speaker. - Oh right… 139 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:45,375 Quack grass is the raw material. 140 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:48,208 The uncivilized are getting rarer. 141 00:08:48,291 --> 00:08:51,041 I've covered Tibetans, New Yorkers. Well, 142 00:08:51,125 --> 00:08:53,166 just the ones in the Village, of course. 143 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,875 The rest are really too dangerous. 144 00:08:54,958 --> 00:08:59,041 And now I'm going on a conquest of the Tropics. 145 00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:29,958 I didn't even bring swimwear. 146 00:09:41,375 --> 00:09:42,708 Oh… Oh, would you be so kind 147 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,250 - and get my box? - Oh yes. 148 00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:49,041 Thank you. And… I'm not overdoing it if I give you this? 149 00:09:49,125 --> 00:09:50,583 Thanks a lot. 150 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:56,291 Wait? Let me give you a hand. 151 00:09:56,375 --> 00:09:57,666 Thanks, with pleasure. 152 00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:58,750 It's not easy. 153 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:06,875 Oh… Sorry, sir. Please do go ahead. 154 00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:14,041 Oh, I'm such an idiot! 155 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:17,875 It's Josépha, the announcer from FR3. "FR3, the right choice". 156 00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:31,458 You're going to Hotel Méridien, I hope? 157 00:10:31,541 --> 00:10:32,375 Yes, yes. 158 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:36,125 Be so nice, then, and drop this off there. Thank you. 159 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:40,750 Thank you. 160 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:44,000 Ah, you're expected. 161 00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:46,250 I doubt it. I didn't even know I was coming. 162 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:48,291 A little birdie knew. 163 00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:52,125 Dear Marie-Louise… what a pleasure to see you again! 164 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:55,375 Of course, but you hadn't come to meet me… 165 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:56,666 but this man here. 166 00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:59,125 Marie-Louise always knows everything before anyone else. 167 00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:01,375 You are Julien Picard, I presume? 168 00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:03,000 - Yes, yes. - Jean La Pallière. 169 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,041 My friend, Jean. 170 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:08,166 President Stumph-Bachelier cabled to tell me about your arrival. 171 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,416 I am delighted to welcome you. 172 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:14,041 You seem a little overdressed. 173 00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:17,250 I was coming from Scotland and I was so eager to meet you… 174 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:19,083 that I didn't have time to change. 175 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:40,250 Blue or green? 176 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,750 Careful, your birthstone must be ruby, 177 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:45,541 your number must be 14, your animal must be the monkey 178 00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:48,125 so I'll be upfront: never wear green! 179 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,458 - Really? - Hey, Picard! 180 00:11:51,916 --> 00:11:56,000 Hey, look at him! Already doing his shopping! 181 00:11:58,333 --> 00:11:59,250 So the blue one? 182 00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:00,750 The green one's okay… 183 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:03,750 If you really want trouble, 184 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:06,000 you're sure to find some here. 185 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,291 - Really? - Ah, ah… 186 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:09,375 Superstition is rife. You must be careful. 187 00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:12,125 Let's take both. 188 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,750 Mr. Picard, 189 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,500 I'm sorry to trouble you upon your arrival, 190 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:19,208 but we must talk as soon as we can about my preservation firm. 191 00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:23,541 Here we have the fish, but not the consumer, whereas in Europe, 192 00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,666 you have the consumer but not the fish. 193 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:28,750 We need to act quickly, before the Russians and Japanese. 194 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,708 They are very interested in our fish. 195 00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:34,375 We can easily imagine a creole bouillabaisse 196 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:38,791 but a Soviet bouillabaisse is unthinkable! 197 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,458 - Tell me? - Yes? 198 00:12:41,541 --> 00:12:43,333 Purely from a technical point of view… 199 00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:47,458 I'm already thinking of labels and marketing slogans, 200 00:12:47,541 --> 00:12:51,125 where are we going to say the fish was caught? 201 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:52,833 Off the coast of Marseille! 202 00:12:52,916 --> 00:12:54,250 Ah! 203 00:12:58,083 --> 00:12:59,958 Here's your beachcomber card. 204 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:01,000 What's that? 205 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:04,041 It's a card that allows you to sleep at all the hotels of the group 206 00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:05,416 it gives free access to the sport facilities. 207 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,416 Ah… 208 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,833 Yes, but maybe you're here for work. You may not have time to enjoy it. 209 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:10,958 Of course. 210 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:15,208 Oh, Marie-Louise… Come here, sorry. 211 00:13:15,916 --> 00:13:17,375 Oh, oh! Picard! 212 00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:20,166 The welcome drink is delicious! Come here! 213 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,708 - Gladly! - Give me five minutes. 214 00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:24,291 I must explain the whole problem, then you can sleep on it. 215 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:26,458 Okay, let me leave you to it. See you later, Jean. 216 00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:28,833 - Are you coming? We are going for a swim. - I'm working. 217 00:13:28,916 --> 00:13:30,208 You're work… Oh… 218 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:38,875 Bouillabaisse is traditionally from Marseille. 219 00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:42,625 Not at all. You can make bouillabaisse anywhere! 220 00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:44,291 Even in Clermont-Ferrand. 221 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:47,583 Only there, they'd use tires instead of squid, right? 222 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:51,541 I'm not sure I follow. 223 00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:54,041 In an era where they make steak with petroleum 224 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,500 and andouillette sausage with sawdust 225 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,833 I consider myself to be one of the last poets. 226 00:13:58,916 --> 00:14:00,958 My bouillabaisse will only be made with fish 227 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,833 and that's so rare, that it should be very successful. 228 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,791 So it's up to you, 229 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,833 and Bachelier Computing to tell me 230 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:12,208 whether I should put a picture of the Old Port on the label, okay? 231 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,750 Tarzan in love. 232 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:25,833 Tarzan swallow water! 233 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:35,000 I hope I didn't keep you too long? 234 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,583 - Not at all. - After all, 235 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:38,833 you're here on vacation too, right? See you soon? 236 00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:40,375 - See you soon. - See you soon! 237 00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:52,541 - Are you not swimming anymore? - Oh, we're too tired. 238 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,208 We spent an hour taking a dip. 239 00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:55,458 - Really? - Yeah. 240 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,791 Never mind, I'll go alone. 241 00:14:57,875 --> 00:15:01,083 Oh fine… It's so nice, I'll come for another swim. 242 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:08,750 It must be a lot warmer than in Scotland, right? 243 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,416 Oh, dear God, Thérèse! 244 00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:13,666 My wife thinks I'm in Scotland, 245 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,291 I must call her right away. 246 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,375 You'll connect with Paris shortly, sir. 247 00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:20,708 Hello? 248 00:15:23,541 --> 00:15:26,208 Mr. Picard, your friends are going for a boat ride. 249 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,416 If you go now, they are waiting for you. 250 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,333 Well yeah, but I asked to call Paris. 251 00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:33,000 Oh, cancel it… I'll try again at dinner. 252 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:36,416 Sir, wait. This must be Paris. 253 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:38,375 Hello? 254 00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:40,666 Hello, this is Mauritius. 255 00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,666 Your wife is going to be surprised… 256 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:45,541 - Hello? Paris on the line, sir. - Thanks. 257 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,750 Hello? Hello? 258 00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:56,833 My dear, I must apologize. I've been thinking and I'm an idiot. 259 00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:58,500 I'm pleased you're in Scotland. 260 00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,916 You needed some fresh air. 261 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,791 The climate of the North Sea will do you a world of good… 262 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,041 Yes… undoubtedly. 263 00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,625 It's wonderful, I can hear the sea… 264 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,166 It's not the same one. 265 00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:15,250 Not the same? Not the same what? 266 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,500 Not the same sea. It's not the North Sea. 267 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,166 - So where? - Don't be cross. 268 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:23,208 I'll explain. I'm in Mauritius. 269 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:27,500 Thérèse, you're going to yell again, but… 270 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:30,333 - Where? - Mauritius! 271 00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:32,541 - Why are you there? - It's Stum… Stumph-Bachelier… 272 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,375 Well, he is a convenient scapegoat. 273 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,583 To think, I knitted you a scarf… 274 00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:37,750 It's a long way. 275 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:40,041 Yes, I know it is. 276 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,458 It's thousands of kilometers away. And? 277 00:16:42,541 --> 00:16:43,625 It's expensive. 278 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:48,000 Expensive? What's expensive? 279 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:49,291 The call. 280 00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:51,500 The call? 281 00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:55,000 You're feeling better then! I see that sir is back on form. 282 00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,250 Sir takes a millionaire's vacation 283 00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,208 and he finds it expensive to say something nice to his wife! 284 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:03,916 Thérèse… Thérèse! Thé… 285 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:07,708 Have a good evening, darling. 286 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:23,958 Did you sleep well? 287 00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,875 Hello. I'm starting to forget about Scotland. 288 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,083 We're going on a boat trip. Want to join us? 289 00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:31,208 Oh yes. Today is for sport and relaxing! 290 00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:32,875 Okay, today we're taking a boat trip. 291 00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:33,958 - We'll go diving. - Yes. 292 00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:37,250 And look for a lost galleon inhabited by mermaids? 293 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,500 Hello, my dear Picard. 294 00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:43,541 Um, Picard, do excuse me, but 295 00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:44,833 I have lots of work today 296 00:17:44,916 --> 00:17:45,791 and I can't care for you. 297 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,208 That's not a problem. 298 00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:48,625 Miss Precy-Lamont 299 00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:50,375 will be kind enough to be your guide. 300 00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:53,916 This lady's specialism is mystery, not fish. 301 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,750 You couldn't have a better guide, Picard. 302 00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:03,500 You are right, Picard, 303 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,541 you could have gone on the glass-bottomed boat 304 00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:10,666 to see the domesticated moray eel or the various fish varieties: 305 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:14,791 the Dame Berry, the gilt-head bream, the Red Wrasse… 306 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:17,458 All the ones that'll be in your bouillabaisse. 307 00:18:17,541 --> 00:18:21,250 But you're on an island that is full of mystery, 308 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:25,166 where Our Lady of Lourdes cohabits with indigenous Gods. 309 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:28,958 Is it not more interesting to discover these people 310 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:32,625 who climb ladders made of sharpened saber blades, 311 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:37,083 while praying to their own Gods, as well as to Saint Therese of the Child Jesus? 312 00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:41,958 You'd get sore feet, on a normal ladder. 313 00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:47,541 Well here, they climb 90 rungs of saber blades without getting cut. 314 00:18:57,666 --> 00:18:59,083 I don't understand. 315 00:18:59,666 --> 00:19:01,375 What does "understand" mean? 316 00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,458 The stranger it is, the more I like it. 317 00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:07,416 Let me show you strange, then. 318 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,958 What you're about to see is even stranger. 319 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:13,625 It's impossible, Julien, you won't understand, 320 00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,833 and yet, you'll see. 321 00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:27,416 It's an Indian sect, the Tamils. 322 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,750 Tamils people undertake mortifications of the flesh… 323 00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:33,041 to absolve their sins. 324 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,208 That's not very wise. 325 00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:21,541 You always defend reason and science, 326 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:24,500 but, when you think of psychic phenomena, of twisted spoons, 327 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:27,458 of stopped watches, of telepathy 328 00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:32,166 and of the witchcraft you can find in the farthest-flung corners of the globe 329 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:33,958 is there really such a big difference? 330 00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:38,208 Please. Please. 331 00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,375 We are reunited here tonight, 332 00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:43,583 to welcome our French friends, of course, 333 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,250 but also, and this is a big surprise, 334 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,791 to celebrate the growth of my business. 335 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,583 My dear Picard, 336 00:20:52,666 --> 00:20:56,375 without awaiting the results of the promotional research and forecasts, 337 00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:59,250 I've decided to sign with Stumph-Bachelier 338 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:01,375 on the deal you've come to offer me. 339 00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,458 - Where's the admiral? Hey! - Sir! 340 00:21:03,541 --> 00:21:05,708 - Bring me more of that. - I admire your trust. 341 00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:08,333 What La Pallière hasn't told you, 342 00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:11,750 is that he's giving us an exclusive first taste of his new product: 343 00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:15,791 the creole bouillabaisse. So… let's sit down to eat. 344 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,666 Why Marie-Louise? Are you not having any bouillabaisse? 345 00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:31,000 A sense of foreboding? 346 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:34,041 - No. A weak liver. - Ah… 347 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:42,750 Oh, it's… very local, isn't it? 348 00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:46,750 This bouillabaisse is very strong. 349 00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:58,500 Yum, the soup is tasty. 350 00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:02,166 So, Picard? What do you think? 351 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,041 Gods have always feared the common denominator 352 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:18,583 of all people. 353 00:22:18,666 --> 00:22:22,541 Black, white, yellow or red, the fear is there permanently. 354 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:26,166 - She's starting again… - Whether gods or demons. 355 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:29,250 Ah, demons… Everyone has their own. 356 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:33,875 Lucifer, Beelzebub, Astaroth, Satanachia… 357 00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:38,833 The deal with the devil! Faust lost his soul to it. 358 00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:42,458 And in The Tales of Hoffmann, man lost his shadow. 359 00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:45,291 Did you know that the Chinese here are afraid we'll poison theirs? 360 00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:48,625 Oh yeah? Well, Lucky Luke shoots faster than his! 361 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,166 Ha, he's funny! 362 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,166 Listen. 363 00:22:59,916 --> 00:23:00,916 He's here. 364 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:05,291 What? What is it? 365 00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:08,416 That little laugh. The little laugh of the island's spirit. 366 00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:11,916 It's rare to hear it, but the house is haunted. 367 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:16,250 Furniture moves. Sometimes, stones come through the ceiling. 368 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:18,916 I'm not talking about noises, that's just creaking. 369 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,625 People say it's been haunted 370 00:23:20,708 --> 00:23:23,083 since the battle at the port in 1810. 371 00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:26,875 Two wounded men, one French, one English, were treated there 372 00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:28,625 before they killed one another. 373 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:31,708 Sometimes we get funnier manifestations. 374 00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:34,083 Demons and gods like to have a laugh. 375 00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:37,333 The joking spirit exists. 376 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,916 In Mahebourg, 377 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,208 an old man is made fun of because 378 00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:44,666 a ghost hits him nightly in bed. 379 00:23:46,583 --> 00:23:47,750 Well, you see… 380 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:52,791 One must not joke about such matters! 381 00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:58,958 One shouldn't offend the gods. They'll try to get revenge. 382 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,833 Ah, I… I'm stopping, I won! 383 00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:22,000 I'm sto… pping, I lost. 384 00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:27,000 Staff! 385 00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:29,458 Come on… for the staff. 386 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,875 We're going to bed. We've come to say goodnight. 387 00:24:35,958 --> 00:24:41,083 Already? Shame, we'd have liked to have your feminine presence. 388 00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:42,916 Thanks, that's nice for me. 389 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,833 I'm staying. But only for 15 minutes. 390 00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:58,541 Hey, the announcer 391 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,083 she's stuck-up. 392 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,625 She's a tease! 393 00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:04,791 A pain in the ass! 394 00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:09,375 No, Berger, you can be drunk, but not vulgar! 395 00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:15,125 …for my baccalaureat. 396 00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:17,583 Well, we were all lying down in a dormitory 397 00:25:17,666 --> 00:25:18,833 and then I heard… 398 00:25:18,916 --> 00:25:21,583 Hey, garçon, a dry Martini! 399 00:25:21,666 --> 00:25:23,833 - My olives are dry! - Listen to me, for God's sake! 400 00:25:23,916 --> 00:25:27,583 Listen! The voices came nearer my bed, and 401 00:25:27,666 --> 00:25:29,458 - I heard the voice of my… - Oh! Must pee. 402 00:25:29,541 --> 00:25:31,333 - grandmother… - Are you coming with me? 403 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:35,916 Excuse us… 404 00:25:55,083 --> 00:25:56,458 Oh! Sorry, ma'am. 405 00:26:01,375 --> 00:26:02,791 - Here. - Oh yeah. 406 00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:06,250 Oh, dash it… 407 00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:13,333 Oh! Ah… 408 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,750 Ah, I say, it's not… 409 00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:10,666 it's not like Scottish drizzle here. 410 00:27:27,875 --> 00:27:29,125 Where am I? 411 00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:32,666 I must really be drunk to not be able to see myself in the mirror! 412 00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:44,500 Oh my… 413 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:54,208 I've never seen a mirror where you can't see yourself. 414 00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:00,250 I'm invisible. 415 00:28:04,541 --> 00:28:05,750 Oh my… 416 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:10,666 I need to call Berger. 417 00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:21,500 Put me through to Mr. Berger's room, please. 418 00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:24,666 Picard? What's up? 419 00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:26,500 What? Oh! 420 00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:29,875 A little intoxication never hurt anyone, did it? 421 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:30,958 So? 422 00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:33,791 Well, I'm fine. And you? 423 00:28:34,791 --> 00:28:38,208 What's worrying you? Got the blues? 424 00:28:38,291 --> 00:28:40,375 Metaphysical anxiety. 425 00:28:42,458 --> 00:28:45,583 There, there! That's it. Good night. 426 00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:53,916 What am I holding on to? 427 00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:29,625 Oh, Picard? A slight headache, that's all. 428 00:29:29,708 --> 00:29:32,666 I think I burnt my face in the sun, 429 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:34,666 I think I must be very red. 430 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:37,958 What do you mean, you think? Are you red or not? 431 00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:41,916 Yeah. See you shortly. 432 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:45,750 Do you have telegram forms, please? 433 00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:47,000 - Here. - Thanks. 434 00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:49,041 I want Paris, right away please. 435 00:29:50,125 --> 00:29:51,041 Hello? 436 00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:52,666 Sir, sir! You forgot your pen! 437 00:31:04,666 --> 00:31:05,666 In we go! 438 00:31:19,333 --> 00:31:21,166 He's staying under water a long time, no? 439 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:33,041 He's… 440 00:31:43,708 --> 00:31:45,166 - What's up? - It's your friend. 441 00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:47,166 - He almost drowned. - What? 442 00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:53,500 What's wrong? 443 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:56,416 I don't get it. 10 years of crawl 444 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,958 and suddenly, I'm like a lead balloon. 445 00:32:01,416 --> 00:32:05,291 I don't know how to swim anymore. I don't know how to swim anymore… 446 00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:07,333 I don't even dare to go for a dip. 447 00:32:07,416 --> 00:32:09,208 I can't stay in the sun any longer. 448 00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:12,375 You're most agreeable companions! 449 00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:14,875 Hey, tourists, what the hell are you doing? 450 00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:15,958 Are you coming in? 451 00:32:16,041 --> 00:32:17,458 The water is incredible! 452 00:32:18,916 --> 00:32:20,541 You shouldn't have drunk so much. 453 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:25,458 Since you're all here, let me take a picture. 454 00:32:25,541 --> 00:32:28,083 Yeah, yeah, a photo! Christiane, come let's take our picture. 455 00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:29,916 - Super, I'm coming. - There. 456 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,291 Picard, Berger! Come join us! 457 00:32:33,375 --> 00:32:35,083 - Hurry up! - Quickly! 458 00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:37,041 The family portrait. 459 00:32:37,125 --> 00:32:40,541 Come on… You're in great shape, aren't you? 460 00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:44,791 Get a move on. 461 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:47,291 - Move closer together. - Come on. 462 00:32:47,958 --> 00:32:50,125 A little closer. There. 463 00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:55,166 Don't move. 464 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:02,583 - Can I see it? - One second. 465 00:33:10,541 --> 00:33:11,416 It's not very good. 466 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,833 - Oh, no… - After all that. 467 00:33:13,916 --> 00:33:15,666 - Shall we go back in? - I don't want to now. 468 00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:17,250 Let's go on the paddle boat. 469 00:33:17,333 --> 00:33:18,375 Good idea. 470 00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:32,166 Can I see the photo? 471 00:33:32,916 --> 00:33:34,833 You're not in it, either of you. 472 00:33:37,208 --> 00:33:38,291 How so, not in it? 473 00:33:38,375 --> 00:33:41,000 You don't appear in the picture. 474 00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:43,750 I want to see it. 475 00:33:48,833 --> 00:33:50,416 Marie-Louise, are you serious? 476 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,625 Yes, I'm serious. 477 00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:53,791 How is it possible? 478 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:56,250 It's not possible, but it's happened. So it's possible. 479 00:33:56,333 --> 00:33:57,625 It's not possible. 480 00:33:57,708 --> 00:33:59,958 I told you about the supernatural. 481 00:34:00,041 --> 00:34:03,625 You'll have to accept it, to live with it. 482 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,916 I saw you last night, you know. You've upset a god. 483 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,791 How do you mean "upset a god"? 484 00:34:12,958 --> 00:34:15,500 You peed on a god. 485 00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:17,041 More like a bar pillar. 486 00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:18,708 Oh, after that, 487 00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:19,958 the gods got angry. 488 00:34:20,041 --> 00:34:21,708 The thunder, the lightning… 489 00:34:21,791 --> 00:34:24,833 Oh, those are just disruptions in the earth's magnetic fields, 490 00:34:24,916 --> 00:34:29,250 which coincided with solar flares or an aurora, that's all. 491 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:33,583 Julien… the definitions of the Webster dictionary will not suffice. 492 00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:35,250 That's terrible… 493 00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:37,500 My poor Berger… 494 00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:41,791 How will such a simple spirit react? 495 00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:45,708 Um… Listen, Picard, 496 00:34:45,791 --> 00:34:46,958 please. 497 00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:48,250 I won those competitions, 498 00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:49,541 - so I must… - Hear that? 499 00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:52,791 - What? - Berger! 500 00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:55,083 He's there and I can hear him. 501 00:34:59,625 --> 00:35:01,791 I can hear you, Picard. 502 00:35:01,875 --> 00:35:03,958 - What are you saying? - Pedal and shut up. 503 00:35:04,041 --> 00:35:07,166 What? No, no, that wasn't directed at you. Picard, carry on. 504 00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:11,041 You're communicating using telepathy. 505 00:35:11,125 --> 00:35:13,583 You're both antenna and radio. 506 00:35:14,291 --> 00:35:17,208 You need to perfect reception. 507 00:35:17,291 --> 00:35:18,333 Really? 508 00:35:21,041 --> 00:35:24,041 Berger? Talk to me. 509 00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:27,291 Okay, well, Paul died two months after the death of his dear Virginie, 510 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,875 whose name he kept repeating. 511 00:35:28,958 --> 00:35:32,833 Eight days after the death of her son, Marguerite saw the end of her life 512 00:35:32,916 --> 00:35:34,875 approach with virtuous joy… 513 00:35:35,541 --> 00:35:37,291 I've not found the low and high notes 514 00:35:37,375 --> 00:35:38,625 but the volume's right. 515 00:35:38,708 --> 00:35:42,291 I've read Paul and Virginie. I thought it was sad. 516 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:43,916 Shut up and pedal. 517 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,875 You've had a spell cast on you. 518 00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:49,041 You must face the facts: in the countryside, in France, 519 00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:50,833 people cast spells. 520 00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:53,500 In the Berry, for example, 521 00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:56,208 they can stop cows from calving 522 00:35:56,291 --> 00:35:58,958 and make men lose their virility. 523 00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:01,916 It's called impotence caused by maleficium, 524 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,750 but you must know the expression? So I'm sure you can imagine 525 00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:06,916 what can happen here? 526 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,791 - Will it last for long? - Ah… 527 00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:13,916 What can we do? 528 00:36:15,041 --> 00:36:16,083 Still too early to say. 529 00:36:16,166 --> 00:36:17,958 Anyway, you need to ask for forgiveness. 530 00:36:18,041 --> 00:36:19,458 Ask who for forgiveness? 531 00:36:19,541 --> 00:36:23,791 The gods, of course! Well, we can try. 532 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:38,000 - What about me? - Oh hey, hey, hey… 533 00:36:47,166 --> 00:36:48,666 So, shall we try? 534 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:50,291 What if it doesn't work? 535 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:51,583 I'm going back to Paris. 536 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:55,541 Once we're 10,000 kilometers away this foolishness will come to an end. 537 00:36:55,625 --> 00:36:57,500 Yeah, I mean surely you can' bewitch someone 538 00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:58,875 who is 10,000 kilometers away. 539 00:36:58,958 --> 00:37:00,666 - No… - No. 540 00:37:02,625 --> 00:37:03,708 So, shall we try? 541 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:07,250 We can do, but I think it's stupid. 542 00:37:16,458 --> 00:37:17,958 We're sorry. 543 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,125 Hello? Dr. Liebenstein? 544 00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:36,875 Strange things are happening to me. 545 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:40,833 Don't be worried, my dear Picard. 546 00:37:40,916 --> 00:37:43,375 The first symptoms are promising. 547 00:37:43,458 --> 00:37:46,166 Levitation, telepathy, telekinesis, 548 00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:48,416 a disappearing reflection… Bravo. 549 00:37:49,125 --> 00:37:53,416 Don't create your own double yet though, you haven't started flying! 550 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:56,208 You're undergoing it, you're not in control of anything! 551 00:37:57,375 --> 00:38:00,041 However, the fact that cosmic powers have chosen 552 00:38:00,125 --> 00:38:05,041 one of my patients to manifest themselves really moves me. 553 00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:06,125 Fine, Doctor, but 554 00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:08,875 shaving is a pain without a reflection. 555 00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:11,416 I hope these won't be the only phenomena you experience. 556 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:14,125 Well… Goodbye, Doctor. 557 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,500 We're no further ahead. 558 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,458 He's not very serious. 559 00:38:17,541 --> 00:38:20,041 "I hope these won't be the only phenomena you experience." 560 00:38:20,791 --> 00:38:22,750 If it gets worse, best go back to France. 561 00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:33,791 THE TIME OF WIZARDS 562 00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:17,000 Hey, Picard. 563 00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:17,916 Hello Josépha, 564 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,416 - Mr. La Pallière, hi. - Hello. 565 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:21,708 Very well. So, Picard, you're about to leave? 566 00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:23,208 - Yes. - Come and sign the contract. 567 00:39:23,291 --> 00:39:25,541 It's ready. If you'd like to come this way. 568 00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:33,708 There. You just need to sign it. 569 00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:36,916 Ah, I forgot. You must call Mr. Stumph back in Paris. 570 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,958 - Now? - Yes, we have plenty of time. 571 00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:41,416 I… I think he's delighted with our agreement. Delighted! 572 00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:43,708 The phone is there, in the little office. 573 00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:45,875 - Thanks. - There. 574 00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:54,208 Hello? Hello? 575 00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:57,458 Hello, Francine? It's Picard. 576 00:39:58,541 --> 00:39:59,958 Ah, Mr. Picard, how are you? 577 00:40:00,041 --> 00:40:04,000 Hello, I'd like to speak to Mr. President. 578 00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:05,416 Yes, I'll put him on now. 579 00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:07,875 Ah, my dear Picard. Well done! 580 00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:10,833 It's nothing. I'm just doing my… 581 00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:15,416 duty. 582 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:19,541 I'm very, very proud of you. And I even envisage, in the future… 583 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:20,833 - Good God! - Sorry? 584 00:40:20,916 --> 00:40:22,791 I didn't mean you. Not you, Mr President! 585 00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:24,833 I was saying, that I envisage, for the future, 586 00:40:24,916 --> 00:40:26,208 a substantial raise. 587 00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:27,583 Oh no! 588 00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:40,500 Did you reach Stumph? 589 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,041 I'm very sorry. 590 00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:46,333 It doesn't matter. 591 00:40:46,416 --> 00:40:48,000 I got cut off. 592 00:40:48,083 --> 00:40:50,791 Paris on the line. Mr. Stumph-Bachelier 593 00:40:50,875 --> 00:40:52,083 for Mr. Picard. 594 00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:54,333 Sorry. 595 00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:59,750 Michel, please sweep up. 596 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:03,500 We got cut off, Mr. President, 597 00:41:03,583 --> 00:41:05,458 but all is well. 598 00:41:05,541 --> 00:41:08,041 Yes, well done Picard, but be wary nonetheless, 599 00:41:08,125 --> 00:41:10,333 we don't know this Mr. La Pallière very well. 600 00:41:10,416 --> 00:41:11,833 Take financial precautions. 601 00:41:11,916 --> 00:41:14,250 Get the bank to review his situation. Ask… 602 00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:17,000 Don't worry, Mr. Pre… 603 00:41:18,666 --> 00:41:19,541 President. 604 00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:22,208 Well, I trust you with this. 605 00:41:22,291 --> 00:41:23,250 Oh, shit… 606 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:24,250 The bastard… 607 00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:25,291 What is it, Picard? 608 00:41:25,375 --> 00:41:27,291 No! Not… you! Mr… Mr. President! 609 00:41:28,791 --> 00:41:30,958 Mr. Presi…dent. 610 00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:33,625 No! 611 00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:38,875 Um… did you shout? 612 00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:41,875 Sorry, but… in my haste to read the contract, 613 00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:43,958 I… I knocked over the glass. 614 00:41:44,583 --> 00:41:47,208 Yes, the impatience to sign it. That's right. 615 00:41:47,291 --> 00:41:49,083 Listen, dear friend, this is very awkward! 616 00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:51,458 Your plane goes in two hours. My secretary isn't here. 617 00:41:51,541 --> 00:41:52,708 I'll type it up again. 618 00:41:52,791 --> 00:41:54,166 - Really? You don't mind? - No. 619 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:56,375 Oh… No problem then. The typewriter is there. 620 00:41:56,458 --> 00:41:57,666 - Thank you. - There. 621 00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:11,500 Mr. Stumph-Bachelier is on the line for Mr. Picard. 622 00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:12,750 He said right now. 623 00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:15,791 Problems, Picard? 624 00:42:15,875 --> 00:42:18,625 Rest assured Mr. President: all is well. 625 00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:20,625 All is going very well. 626 00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:22,875 Very well. 627 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:25,458 Oh, the disgusting pig… 628 00:42:25,541 --> 00:42:26,833 What? 629 00:42:26,916 --> 00:42:27,958 Shit! 630 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:31,375 What's going on? 631 00:42:31,458 --> 00:42:33,125 The bastard groped me. 632 00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:35,333 I swear, sir, that… 633 00:42:35,416 --> 00:42:37,041 Mr. Stumph-Bachelier is on the phone. 634 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:38,625 - Sorry. - No, no, no. 635 00:42:38,708 --> 00:42:39,791 Let me go. 636 00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:45,833 - Bastard… - Thanks, Michel. 637 00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:52,958 No! No, no… I'd rather Picard explain to you. 638 00:42:53,041 --> 00:42:54,541 Good bye! Good bye, Mr. Stumph. 639 00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:59,208 I talked with Mr. Stumph. 640 00:43:10,958 --> 00:43:12,333 Have a good trip. 641 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:17,583 And a safe return home, Mr. Picard. 642 00:43:38,625 --> 00:43:40,833 What shit weather! 643 00:43:43,041 --> 00:43:44,000 What? 644 00:43:44,083 --> 00:43:45,791 - Oh, it's English. - Ah… 645 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:47,708 Some people are lucky in life. 646 00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:49,083 What are you talking about? 647 00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:51,750 About those who get to sunbathe, while others roll in the mud. 648 00:43:52,541 --> 00:43:56,041 Sunshine, palm trees… 649 00:43:56,125 --> 00:43:58,166 Ah, France. 650 00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:02,500 - Hello, it's me! - Already? 651 00:44:07,291 --> 00:44:11,000 Hello, my dear. I've brought you back a nice shell. 652 00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:13,083 You weren't due till the weekend. 653 00:44:13,166 --> 00:44:14,250 Didn't you like it there? 654 00:44:14,333 --> 00:44:15,625 I cut it short. 655 00:44:15,708 --> 00:44:18,500 Were you sick of drinking, dancing and all that jazz? 656 00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:21,166 All what jazz? 657 00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:23,375 This. 658 00:44:24,208 --> 00:44:27,708 {\an8}"An ace fifty year old for a charming announcer." 659 00:44:27,791 --> 00:44:29,250 Who is this person? 660 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,708 Don't feign surprise, please. 661 00:44:30,791 --> 00:44:32,125 I swear, dear… 662 00:44:32,208 --> 00:44:34,000 This young lady is a presenter on TV 3. 663 00:44:34,083 --> 00:44:36,916 Everyone in France knows her. You better than most, it would seem. 664 00:44:42,208 --> 00:44:44,375 There she is! In my home, to boot! 665 00:44:44,458 --> 00:44:45,500 Miss Precy-Lamont, 666 00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:49,041 you were talking to us about the 19th century, a time of conquest. 667 00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:50,583 Yes, Josépha. 668 00:44:50,666 --> 00:44:53,708 A century of conquest, but with what aim? 669 00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:56,791 Statues, temples, totems and effigies were burnt, 670 00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:59,916 but deep in the forests 671 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,916 or in our slums, 672 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,166 the gods are still there. Watching us. 673 00:45:05,833 --> 00:45:07,333 Julien! Mom's vase, you klutz! 674 00:45:12,083 --> 00:45:15,583 Berger… It's starting again. 675 00:45:15,666 --> 00:45:19,125 A Buddhist temple is worth all the cathedrals of the world. 676 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,833 Thanks, Miss Precy-Lamont. 677 00:45:21,916 --> 00:45:23,250 Can you hear me, Berger? 678 00:45:23,333 --> 00:45:24,833 Yes, unfortunately. 679 00:45:31,875 --> 00:45:36,083 No, it's nothing. It'll pass, we just need to wait… 680 00:45:47,333 --> 00:45:49,458 Have you seen? It's a full moon. 681 00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:51,125 What did you say? 682 00:45:51,208 --> 00:45:53,041 I said: "It's a full moon." 683 00:46:49,708 --> 00:46:51,958 Leave me alone, I need to get up! 684 00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:54,791 Oh, you're still sleeping… 685 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,791 You snored a lot last night… 686 00:46:58,833 --> 00:47:00,125 Ah, that's prickly! 687 00:47:00,708 --> 00:47:03,375 "That prickle, that prickles…" Of course I prickle! 688 00:47:03,458 --> 00:47:04,458 - It prickles a lot. - Oh… 689 00:47:09,708 --> 00:47:11,416 You can leave it on. 690 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,250 What's the matter with you… 691 00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:46,458 - Mr… - Mrs. Picard, I presume? 692 00:47:46,541 --> 00:47:49,208 Um… Um, I'm a friend. Julien's very good friend. 693 00:47:49,291 --> 00:47:50,750 I'll say you're here but he's in… 694 00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:52,208 The bathroom? Yes, I'm expected. 695 00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:53,416 Is that you, my friend? 696 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:55,208 - Yes, my friend! - Come here! 697 00:47:55,291 --> 00:47:56,833 Come to the bathroom. 698 00:48:02,750 --> 00:48:04,541 Berger, my poor friend… 699 00:48:04,625 --> 00:48:06,791 My poor Picard! How's it been going for you? 700 00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:08,000 Like this. 701 00:48:09,416 --> 00:48:10,375 And you? 702 00:48:10,458 --> 00:48:11,833 Me it's… 703 00:48:21,458 --> 00:48:22,750 My poor Picard… 704 00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:26,958 How did it happen? 705 00:48:27,041 --> 00:48:29,166 As I was brushing my teeth last night. 706 00:48:29,875 --> 00:48:31,625 I want to know what you two are up to? 707 00:48:32,291 --> 00:48:33,625 Why have you locked yourself in 708 00:48:33,708 --> 00:48:35,250 with a man whose name you don't know? 709 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:44,500 My… my friend, Berger, my wife, Thérèse. 710 00:48:44,583 --> 00:48:46,416 Ah, that's better. 711 00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:49,666 Welcome, sir. Tea or coffee? 712 00:48:49,750 --> 00:48:51,000 All my respects, ma'am. 713 00:48:52,166 --> 00:48:55,083 Some tea with a drop of milk, like the English take it. 714 00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:56,833 Your friend is charming. 715 00:48:56,916 --> 00:48:59,625 Stumph-Bachelier called. He wants to see you once you're dry. 716 00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:02,458 I told him you were having a bath with your friend. 717 00:49:02,541 --> 00:49:05,916 - Oh no… - Ah… Picard! 718 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,708 Regards, Mr. President. 719 00:49:07,791 --> 00:49:09,750 No digressions, Picard, no pretexts! 720 00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:11,875 You had one task and you failed! 721 00:49:11,958 --> 00:49:14,541 La Pallière didn't go into any detail on the phone, 722 00:49:15,291 --> 00:49:16,583 but he's called off the deal! 723 00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:19,000 It wasn't interesting business, sir. 724 00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:21,916 What happened with the creole bouillabaisse? 725 00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:25,791 It went sour. It doesn't keep. 726 00:49:26,958 --> 00:49:29,333 La Pallière sent me an explanatory letter. 727 00:49:32,791 --> 00:49:34,458 What have you got to say for yourself? 728 00:49:34,541 --> 00:49:36,000 Nothing, Mr. President. 729 00:49:39,166 --> 00:49:42,750 May I sir? I brought you back a shell. 730 00:49:42,833 --> 00:49:45,333 Obviously, it's nothing fancy but… but you can hear the sea. 731 00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:49,375 Thanks, Picard. Let's talk about it. 732 00:49:51,208 --> 00:49:52,541 Of the sea. 733 00:49:52,625 --> 00:49:54,000 It's very beautiful. 734 00:49:54,083 --> 00:49:57,166 Maybe, but it needs to make us money. 735 00:49:57,958 --> 00:50:01,458 Give me the conclusion of your report on the La Pallière business. 736 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:05,375 The report isn't ready. 737 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,875 Certain events… 738 00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:09,833 Events can be predicted, Picard. 739 00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:12,791 Events can be dominated! 740 00:50:18,208 --> 00:50:21,250 What evil genie has eroded your brain, Picard? 741 00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:23,791 Oh, I'd forgotten about the peas, 742 00:50:23,875 --> 00:50:26,291 I'll never forget the creole bouillabaisse! 743 00:50:28,750 --> 00:50:30,250 It's not funny, Picard. 744 00:50:33,416 --> 00:50:34,666 No, Mr. President. 745 00:50:34,750 --> 00:50:35,916 Picard. 746 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,708 Yes, Mr. President? 747 00:50:37,791 --> 00:50:40,833 Picard! Look at me! 748 00:50:41,416 --> 00:50:42,833 Of course, Mr. President. 749 00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:50,000 Picard. I don't expect enthusiasm. 750 00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:52,041 But I do expect a minimum of civility. 751 00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:56,291 Tomorrow I'm being made knight of the Legion of Honor. 752 00:50:56,375 --> 00:50:58,375 Well-deserved, Director, 753 00:50:58,458 --> 00:51:00,708 but I thought you already had it and just didn't wear 754 00:51:00,791 --> 00:51:02,125 the insignia, to be modest. 755 00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:05,375 Well… Naturally, there will be a dinner at Maxim's, 756 00:51:05,458 --> 00:51:08,458 but before that, there will be drinks for staff at the canteen. 757 00:51:08,541 --> 00:51:10,041 Come at six with Mrs. Picard. 758 00:51:10,125 --> 00:51:11,250 I'd be delighted to. 759 00:51:27,041 --> 00:51:31,041 Hello? Dr. Liebenstein? It's Picard. 760 00:51:31,750 --> 00:51:33,333 It's getting worse, Doctor. 761 00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:38,416 Yes, I'll wait for you at a friend's. 17 Tour-de-Vanves street. 762 00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:42,541 No, no. You can count on his discretion, 763 00:51:42,625 --> 00:51:45,125 he's affected by it too. Yes. 764 00:52:03,708 --> 00:52:06,416 Are you coming or going? 765 00:52:14,291 --> 00:52:16,875 I'm not here to joke, sir. 766 00:52:17,833 --> 00:52:19,375 Berger, quick, quick! 767 00:52:19,458 --> 00:52:20,708 What? What's the matter? 768 00:52:21,291 --> 00:52:22,291 Horrors! 769 00:52:22,375 --> 00:52:24,833 Relax. I'm coming. 770 00:52:27,583 --> 00:52:30,250 He's in a telephone box. He's scared of flying away. 771 00:52:30,875 --> 00:52:35,416 Flying away? It's starting to get interesting. 772 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:37,041 We need to do something! 773 00:52:37,125 --> 00:52:39,375 Yes, yes, yes… 774 00:52:41,666 --> 00:52:44,291 He's been in there for over half an hour. 775 00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:48,541 When you want to chat, you make calls at home, sir. 776 00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:51,083 Yes, evidently, because… 777 00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:54,333 Oh… he's off again. He's really taking the piss. 778 00:52:56,208 --> 00:52:58,500 - Let me through, I'm a doctor! - And? 779 00:52:58,583 --> 00:52:59,791 Police doctor! 780 00:53:08,625 --> 00:53:10,375 - Are you feeling better? - No. 781 00:53:10,458 --> 00:53:11,375 Aren't we doing well? 782 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:15,916 Luckily there was the roof? Otherwise, can you imagine? 783 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,333 We're only safe in apartments. 784 00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:20,541 Like silk worms in their cocoons. 785 00:53:21,541 --> 00:53:23,833 It's like too much oxygen transmutes us. 786 00:53:23,916 --> 00:53:26,583 I don't even dare to leave to buy cigarettes. 787 00:53:26,666 --> 00:53:30,500 Yeah, yeah. We're only safe when we're together. 788 00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:31,958 And that's just provisional. 789 00:53:32,041 --> 00:53:34,500 Maybe you'll try to suck my blood one day? 790 00:53:34,583 --> 00:53:35,958 And I, the other night, 791 00:53:36,041 --> 00:53:38,125 I dreamt you were dragging me by the feet. 792 00:53:38,208 --> 00:53:39,333 Was it even a dream? 793 00:53:39,416 --> 00:53:41,083 I didn't leave my house. 794 00:53:43,208 --> 00:53:45,416 - That's for me. - I doubt it. 795 00:53:47,583 --> 00:53:50,916 I came as soon as I could, but I have a thousand duties. 796 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,625 What's she here for? 797 00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:56,708 Ah, excellent. You brought him here. 798 00:53:56,791 --> 00:53:59,458 Good day, ma'am. Did you have a good return trip? 799 00:53:59,541 --> 00:54:01,958 Let's not lose time with twaddle. So? 800 00:54:02,041 --> 00:54:03,083 We're in the same boat. 801 00:54:03,166 --> 00:54:05,000 No, I know that. But what is good for one 802 00:54:05,083 --> 00:54:07,625 is not necessarily good for the other. So? 803 00:54:08,291 --> 00:54:09,500 This time it's for me. 804 00:54:10,416 --> 00:54:12,916 I think you should beg forgiveness on your knees, Berger. 805 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,333 The gods are angry. 806 00:54:14,416 --> 00:54:15,583 What gods? 807 00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:18,000 That's what we need to determine. 808 00:54:20,916 --> 00:54:22,416 Follow me, Professor. 809 00:54:28,208 --> 00:54:31,041 I asked my friend, Professor Liebenstein, to come. 810 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,083 Charlatan. 811 00:54:33,875 --> 00:54:35,083 Miss Precy-Lamont. 812 00:54:35,166 --> 00:54:36,250 Pythia. 813 00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:39,541 Do you still waffle on at the Palais de la Découverte? 814 00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:41,750 Do you still have a stand at the Trône funfair? 815 00:54:41,833 --> 00:54:42,916 Very funny. 816 00:54:43,666 --> 00:54:45,875 Now that we've broken the ice… 817 00:54:47,166 --> 00:54:50,666 Manifestations which are typically Jupiter-like. 818 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:53,375 A commonplace phenomenon. 819 00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:56,416 Picard, Picard, Picard… You can surely do better! 820 00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:58,958 Yeah. 821 00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:08,375 Your turn, Berger. Why don't you irritate the powers? 822 00:55:08,958 --> 00:55:10,250 Can't we do that at his place? 823 00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:11,208 Oh no… 824 00:55:11,291 --> 00:55:13,916 Very well. Let's be theoretical about it. 825 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,708 When one has the luck to be chosen to experience the unthinkable, 826 00:55:16,791 --> 00:55:19,416 one doesn't fall back on home remedies… 827 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:20,666 Julien Picard, 828 00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:23,625 do you realize that your existence 829 00:55:23,708 --> 00:55:26,958 will combine with all those that ensure the powers of the universe, 830 00:55:27,041 --> 00:55:28,458 that you are going to shine, 831 00:55:28,541 --> 00:55:31,125 and determine the fate of men well beyond the year 2000? 832 00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:34,875 Picard, Picard, Picard, you're a part of history. 833 00:55:35,791 --> 00:55:38,666 Let's be rational for a second, 834 00:55:38,750 --> 00:55:41,166 these gentlemen pissed on a totem, 835 00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:43,833 not on a flying saucer. 836 00:55:43,916 --> 00:55:45,500 Berger! Come on! 837 00:55:46,166 --> 00:55:47,250 Okay. 838 00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:52,500 Picard! 839 00:55:56,750 --> 00:55:58,750 - Let's not reply. - You are right, 840 00:55:58,833 --> 00:56:02,833 the fight between science and obscurantism would not be on a level playing field. 841 00:56:02,916 --> 00:56:04,166 Come, Picard. 842 00:56:04,250 --> 00:56:05,875 Good bye, Mandrake. 843 00:56:05,958 --> 00:56:11,083 Farewell, Esmeralda. Picard… Picard… 844 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:15,625 My poor friend… 845 00:56:16,458 --> 00:56:21,000 In view of this challenge to common sense, nothing but a blood sacrifice will do. 846 00:56:21,791 --> 00:56:24,750 I didn't want to show you in front of that iconoclast. 847 00:56:24,833 --> 00:56:27,041 It's a volume from the 15th century. 848 00:56:27,125 --> 00:56:29,958 The Best Methods To Break a Spell. 849 00:56:30,041 --> 00:56:33,125 After the pyre, which was, of course, the most common method… 850 00:56:33,208 --> 00:56:36,625 You see, everything always boils down to sacrifice. 851 00:56:36,708 --> 00:56:38,833 But you don't really want me to kill… 852 00:56:38,916 --> 00:56:40,833 What? A man? No. 853 00:56:41,541 --> 00:56:42,791 Yet… 854 00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:46,125 Abraham almost sacrificed his child… 855 00:56:46,958 --> 00:56:48,083 No. 856 00:56:49,416 --> 00:56:51,875 "To appease the wrath of the gods" 857 00:56:51,958 --> 00:56:54,833 - "In the absence of a newborn… - Yes, in the absence of, yes. 858 00:56:54,916 --> 00:56:59,416 "one must offer the gods a bleating lamb two white partridges or a baby rabbit." 859 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:02,541 How am I going to kill… an animal, me? 860 00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:51,833 Thérèse… I need to speak to you. 861 00:57:51,916 --> 00:57:53,500 Hurry up, or we'll be late! 862 00:57:53,583 --> 00:57:55,083 Sorry, but I have other concerns 863 00:57:55,166 --> 00:57:56,833 than Tissaigre's Legion of Honor. 864 00:57:56,916 --> 00:57:58,250 Listen, Thérèse. 865 00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:01,166 Ah, Julien, stop the washing machine! 866 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:03,166 The hair dryer is short circuiting. 867 00:58:03,750 --> 00:58:06,291 - Berger, I need to see you… - Are you okay, Dad? 868 00:58:15,541 --> 00:58:17,416 Berger, can you hear me? 869 00:58:20,291 --> 00:58:22,250 Picard? yes, yes I can hear you well. 870 00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:25,541 Things aren't going well. How about you? 871 00:58:25,625 --> 00:58:30,208 For me… It's going okay, for the time being. Yeah, okay. 872 00:58:32,250 --> 00:58:34,708 - The rabbit is yours! - Hang up, I'll call you back. 873 00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:41,791 Fetch. Fetch, loyal dog. 874 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:50,791 Hello, Picard? Can you hear me? 875 00:58:52,125 --> 00:58:53,791 I'm busy, Berger. 876 00:58:57,166 --> 00:59:00,416 Hello, Picard? Picard? Pi… 877 00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:06,791 Mr. President, ladies and gentlemen 878 00:59:06,875 --> 00:59:09,000 let me first say 879 00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:12,166 that it isn't without emotion that I find myself here today. 880 00:59:12,250 --> 00:59:14,208 Am I worthy of such an honor? 881 00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:16,458 Is this award not a bit excessive? 882 00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:17,458 Phony. 883 00:59:17,541 --> 00:59:21,291 When I think of the shining merit of some of the members of this assembly… 884 00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:22,250 Brown-noser. 885 00:59:22,333 --> 00:59:25,000 This award can only be taken as incentive towards perfection, 886 00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:28,541 of which, you are, Mr. President… What had I found to say about Stumph? 887 00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:30,166 - The image. - What if instead of image 888 00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:31,291 - I said… - Social climber. Cuckold. 889 00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:33,791 the incarnation! The incarnation… 890 00:59:35,041 --> 00:59:36,583 We'll have to warn the janitor. 891 00:59:36,666 --> 00:59:39,000 If only it were just the janitor… 892 00:59:47,583 --> 00:59:49,125 You could have let me go first, Julien. 893 00:59:49,625 --> 00:59:50,875 Director, 894 00:59:50,958 --> 00:59:55,291 Oh… Director, let me… congratulate you. 895 00:59:55,375 --> 00:59:56,750 Thanks, dear Picard. 896 01:00:01,250 --> 01:00:02,875 I say, Eugène! 897 01:00:02,958 --> 01:00:04,000 Julien. 898 01:00:04,083 --> 01:00:06,250 Listen? What's wrong? 899 01:00:06,833 --> 01:00:08,250 Julien, I'm calling an ambulance. 900 01:00:09,125 --> 01:00:10,625 An ambulance? 901 01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:12,166 No… Mr. Director! 902 01:00:12,250 --> 01:00:13,875 - Director! - Oh! 903 01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:15,458 Director! 904 01:00:17,166 --> 01:00:18,291 What? 905 01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:22,291 This news is awful, Picard. 906 01:00:22,958 --> 01:00:26,708 I was meant to honor him tonight and hunt with him tomorrow… 907 01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:30,708 I have a three-page speech. 908 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,416 Do you know the cause of death? 909 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:37,291 Me? Not at all, Mr. President. 910 01:00:37,375 --> 01:00:39,833 I congratulated him, he fell over. 911 01:00:42,166 --> 01:00:43,791 Yes, Mr. President. 912 01:00:46,416 --> 01:00:48,458 - Thérèse… - Yes? 913 01:00:48,541 --> 01:00:50,833 I really do need to speak to you. 914 01:00:50,916 --> 01:00:53,166 Poor Tissaigre, I wonder what happened to him? 915 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:54,250 I'm going to explain. 916 01:00:54,333 --> 01:00:55,625 How would you know? 917 01:00:55,708 --> 01:00:57,833 That's precisely what I want to explain. 918 01:00:57,916 --> 01:01:00,333 Hold on, I must call Mom. We're eating with her tomorrow. 919 01:01:00,416 --> 01:01:03,291 Don't bother. She's at cousin Léopold's, 920 01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:06,333 he sprained his ankle while repairing the bathroom pipes 921 01:01:06,416 --> 01:01:08,250 and he fell off his stepladder. 922 01:01:08,333 --> 01:01:10,833 Fine. I'll call Léopold then. 923 01:01:11,791 --> 01:01:13,458 Do you not want to ask how I know? 924 01:01:14,250 --> 01:01:16,833 Hello? Léopold? My poor Léopold, 925 01:01:16,916 --> 01:01:18,416 did you stupidly sprain your ankle? 926 01:01:20,333 --> 01:01:22,583 Has he not asked how… how you know? 927 01:01:23,208 --> 01:01:26,416 Shut up, I can't hear, Go cook me an egg, I'm starving… 928 01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:30,916 No Léopold, I was talking to Julien. 929 01:02:02,291 --> 01:02:04,375 Oh, shit… 930 01:02:19,875 --> 01:02:21,666 How nasty! 931 01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:27,291 Nothing serious, he'll be back on his feet tomorrow. 932 01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:30,833 Are you not impressed? The eggs, the gas, the compote dish… 933 01:02:30,916 --> 01:02:33,291 You've cooked for once… 934 01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:35,666 Thérèse, do you not realize I'm not my normal self? 935 01:02:35,750 --> 01:02:38,333 You're not plotting another little trip by any chance? 936 01:02:39,083 --> 01:02:40,583 I only travel into the unknown now. 937 01:02:40,666 --> 01:02:43,916 You do look a bit peaky. Look at yourself in the mirror. 938 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,416 That's just it. I can't anymore. 939 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:48,041 It can't be that bad. 940 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:51,875 What's going on? 941 01:02:51,958 --> 01:02:53,541 - Who, her? - Yes. 942 01:02:53,625 --> 01:02:55,333 I'm the new au pair, sir. 943 01:02:55,416 --> 01:02:56,791 But you don't have an accent? 944 01:02:56,875 --> 01:02:59,166 - She's from Brittany. - From Bigouden. 945 01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:00,333 Oh really? 946 01:03:01,708 --> 01:03:03,833 - Pass me your clarinet. - But you can't play it! 947 01:03:03,916 --> 01:03:06,708 So pass me your clarinet, I said! 948 01:03:06,791 --> 01:03:09,500 Oh… I don't believe it! 949 01:03:19,166 --> 01:03:20,291 He's good, isn't he? 950 01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:21,583 Well I never… 951 01:03:27,458 --> 01:03:28,666 Dad? 952 01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:31,125 Yes. 953 01:03:33,916 --> 01:03:35,875 Thierry has made a lot of progress recently. 954 01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:37,541 Listen. 955 01:03:46,625 --> 01:03:47,750 Shit… 956 01:04:02,333 --> 01:04:04,000 It's starting again. 957 01:04:05,416 --> 01:04:06,916 Shut up, I'm tired… 958 01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:09,541 Oh, Julien, move your hand. 959 01:04:10,583 --> 01:04:13,125 No, Julien, move your hand! 960 01:04:13,208 --> 01:04:15,333 No! Julien… Julien! 961 01:04:16,916 --> 01:04:19,000 In the name of God, in the name of God… 962 01:04:23,541 --> 01:04:25,041 I ask you for forgiveness… 963 01:04:26,125 --> 01:04:28,000 Are you being formal with me now? 964 01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:39,416 What a night… What a night! 965 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:44,458 Julien… Julien, you're a monster! 966 01:04:44,541 --> 01:04:46,791 An all-nighter, I thought those days were over. 967 01:04:47,541 --> 01:04:51,583 It reminds me of being 20 again, Julien. 968 01:04:52,333 --> 01:04:53,541 Julien? 969 01:04:56,458 --> 01:04:57,541 Julien? 970 01:05:00,416 --> 01:05:01,416 Julien? 971 01:05:03,041 --> 01:05:03,958 Mais… 972 01:05:09,041 --> 01:05:09,958 Stop shouting! 973 01:05:12,166 --> 01:05:13,083 Ah… Ah, of my God! 974 01:05:13,166 --> 01:05:15,333 Oh, please… Leave God out of this, 975 01:05:15,416 --> 01:05:17,041 I'll fall flat on my face again. 976 01:05:17,625 --> 01:05:19,250 Darling! 977 01:05:19,333 --> 01:05:20,625 It doesn't seem real, I know. 978 01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:22,041 Oh, how did it happen? 979 01:05:22,125 --> 01:05:23,416 Pissing on a totem! 980 01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:27,291 That's typical. What's a totem? 981 01:05:27,375 --> 01:05:30,500 Wait, you'll understand. 982 01:05:33,708 --> 01:05:36,750 Julien, you are crazy. Wait, I'll call Mom! 983 01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:39,333 A supernatural force. 984 01:05:41,833 --> 01:05:44,458 Hello, Mom? Julien will be coming for lunch. 985 01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:46,958 No, Julien won't be coming. 986 01:05:47,041 --> 01:05:49,041 Telepathy. 987 01:05:49,125 --> 01:05:50,541 He says it's a pain in the ass. 988 01:05:51,208 --> 01:05:52,083 Telepathy. 989 01:05:52,166 --> 01:05:54,375 He says he's sick of your simpering. 990 01:05:55,083 --> 01:05:56,958 And he thinks your food is gross. 991 01:05:58,875 --> 01:06:01,458 Oh, sorry Mom. Don't get angry, I'll explain. 992 01:06:06,375 --> 01:06:10,916 Julien! Julien… 993 01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:14,666 Ah, you're here! I got the right floor, then. 994 01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:16,250 You know Berger? 995 01:06:17,333 --> 01:06:19,208 Of course. Hello sir. 996 01:06:19,291 --> 01:06:20,541 Hello ma'am. 997 01:06:20,625 --> 01:06:23,083 You could have warned me that we were expecting guests. 998 01:06:23,166 --> 01:06:24,541 I didn't know. 999 01:06:24,625 --> 01:06:25,708 Neither did I… 1000 01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:29,291 Excuse me, can I take a shower? 1001 01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:31,333 No, later, Dominique, later. 1002 01:06:31,416 --> 01:06:32,291 Hello, miss. 1003 01:06:32,875 --> 01:06:35,708 Hello. Oh, what a pretty dog. 1004 01:06:35,791 --> 01:06:37,250 Yes, he's cute… 1005 01:06:37,333 --> 01:06:39,416 Yes. Um, is sir not here? 1006 01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:42,125 Um… no, no, he's not here. 1007 01:06:42,208 --> 01:06:44,458 I am here! Leave and close the door! 1008 01:06:44,541 --> 01:06:45,500 Excuse-moi. 1009 01:06:47,583 --> 01:06:53,125 We are both bewitched… 1010 01:06:55,958 --> 01:06:57,500 You've made progress. 1011 01:06:58,375 --> 01:06:59,375 Do you understand? 1012 01:07:00,666 --> 01:07:02,166 What if Marie-Louise was right? 1013 01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:06,083 Maybe the remedy is that we eat my rabbit! 1014 01:07:08,708 --> 01:07:10,458 Do you understand now? 1015 01:07:10,541 --> 01:07:14,083 Do you understand why I cooked cabbage this morning? Yes? 1016 01:07:14,166 --> 01:07:18,291 Oh no… Oh no, no! 1017 01:07:19,875 --> 01:07:23,041 Bewitched, okay! Possessed and all that, I don't mind! 1018 01:07:23,125 --> 01:07:25,791 But a rabbit, for me, is a rabbit! And me, I shot a rabbit! 1019 01:07:30,083 --> 01:07:32,541 You tell them, it was a rabbit. 1020 01:07:33,833 --> 01:07:35,000 I tell you, it was a rabbit 1021 01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:37,333 It was a rabbit, it was a rabbit… 1022 01:07:39,375 --> 01:07:42,833 Picard… Did you hear that? 1023 01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:44,666 Yeah. 1024 01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:49,625 The little laugh. 1025 01:07:51,791 --> 01:07:55,416 Yes, it's yours! They are yours, whatever, as you wish. 1026 01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:58,333 Marie-Louise said an animal killed by me. Well, one or two. 1027 01:07:59,208 --> 01:08:02,291 She also said I needed an innocent hand for immolation. 1028 01:08:02,375 --> 01:08:04,041 A priestess for the offering. 1029 01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:06,500 I thought I'd ask Mrs. Picard. 1030 01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:09,583 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm going for lunch at Mom's. 1031 01:08:09,666 --> 01:08:12,125 Ah… Maybe the young girl who was here earlier 1032 01:08:12,208 --> 01:08:13,583 could do it instead of you. 1033 01:08:13,666 --> 01:08:14,500 Where is she? 1034 01:08:14,583 --> 01:08:18,000 The priestess. She's vacuuming in the lounge. 1035 01:08:18,791 --> 01:08:19,791 Thanks Mrs. Picard. 1036 01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,666 - Julien… - Yes, darling? 1037 01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:28,166 You better go too, he might sacrifice the priestess. 1038 01:08:32,291 --> 01:08:33,666 Light the sacred fire. 1039 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,208 - Light the candles then. - Berger, this is stupid. 1040 01:08:41,625 --> 01:08:42,708 Fine… 1041 01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:46,750 Holy cow! 1042 01:08:47,416 --> 01:08:49,416 - Oh yeah. - Is there a trick? 1043 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:51,333 - Oh no. - Picard, the other candle. 1044 01:08:56,041 --> 01:08:57,250 Right. 1045 01:08:57,333 --> 01:09:00,041 "The priestess will be the vehicle of healing." 1046 01:09:00,125 --> 01:09:03,583 "She will have to dance before the sacred fire… naked." 1047 01:09:03,666 --> 01:09:05,291 - No. - No. 1048 01:09:06,583 --> 01:09:09,583 Well, in a long dress then. 1049 01:09:09,666 --> 01:09:11,000 A nightgown will do fine. 1050 01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:12,416 I sleep naked 1051 01:09:12,500 --> 01:09:14,208 Picard, a nightgown? 1052 01:09:15,208 --> 01:09:17,416 Well, if it amuses you. 1053 01:09:23,125 --> 01:09:25,041 Thierry, be quick. We're eating at grandma's. 1054 01:09:25,125 --> 01:09:26,291 I'm being quick, Mom. 1055 01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:30,875 While I'm here, avoid your Dad for a while. 1056 01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:33,250 He's being a bit nuts. Who knows, it may be contagious. 1057 01:09:36,333 --> 01:09:37,583 Sorry. 1058 01:09:37,666 --> 01:09:39,875 In terms of prayers, I only know Our Father… 1059 01:09:40,416 --> 01:09:43,125 You're mixing everything up. It's no use, anyway. 1060 01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:44,666 Have you not finished playacting? 1061 01:09:44,750 --> 01:09:47,333 Move! You're stopping the nightgown getting past! 1062 01:09:54,291 --> 01:09:55,916 What on earth is all this? 1063 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,500 How's it going to make us look? 1064 01:09:57,583 --> 01:09:59,208 With local businesses and neighbors. 1065 01:09:59,291 --> 01:10:00,958 Not to mention the janitor. 1066 01:10:01,041 --> 01:10:02,750 Ma'am, in some circumstances 1067 01:10:02,833 --> 01:10:05,375 the Almighty's esteem is better than the concierge's. 1068 01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:07,458 Yes, but I'm warning you Julien 1069 01:10:07,541 --> 01:10:09,375 if you walk on the ceiling again tonight, 1070 01:10:09,458 --> 01:10:11,666 I'll call the doctor. I'll get him to come. 1071 01:10:13,541 --> 01:10:14,458 Coming, Thierry? 1072 01:10:14,541 --> 01:10:16,208 Coming, Mom! 1073 01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:19,583 The gods no longer have the respect they deserve. 1074 01:10:23,416 --> 01:10:27,458 Berger, let's not rely on appearances, let's look at the facts! 1075 01:10:27,541 --> 01:10:29,541 What did I do this morning? I cooked cabbage. 1076 01:10:29,625 --> 01:10:31,333 What did you do? You brought partridges. 1077 01:10:31,416 --> 01:10:32,916 - Through a wall. - Hypnosis! 1078 01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:35,291 - And you, on the ceiling? - Same! 1079 01:10:35,375 --> 01:10:38,375 I'm only retaining the idea of cabbage and that of partridge 1080 01:10:38,458 --> 01:10:40,500 so I say: let's eat partridge with cabbage! 1081 01:10:43,083 --> 01:10:44,250 Nonsense! 1082 01:10:46,375 --> 01:10:47,291 Magic. 1083 01:10:51,791 --> 01:10:54,625 - Come with me, Berger. - Ralph! 1084 01:10:58,416 --> 01:11:01,291 Thank you. Now you can go take your shower. 1085 01:11:01,375 --> 01:11:02,541 Thanks, sir. 1086 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:24,125 Is that hypnosis? 1087 01:11:25,125 --> 01:11:27,916 It's always best to cook cabbage in two pans of water 1088 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:31,458 especially if it's not a young spring cabbage. 1089 01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:33,625 And this? 1090 01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:40,916 Please. 1091 01:11:45,041 --> 01:11:46,958 React, Berger, a splash of white wine. 1092 01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:47,916 Yes. 1093 01:11:54,291 --> 01:11:55,166 Perfect. 1094 01:11:55,250 --> 01:11:57,541 - We must have offended the gods, Picard… - No, no… 1095 01:12:01,791 --> 01:12:03,583 - Are you nervous Picard? - No… 1096 01:12:03,666 --> 01:12:08,000 A simple phenomenon of electromagnetic radiation. Easy to master. 1097 01:12:12,083 --> 01:12:13,541 It's a matter of willpower! 1098 01:12:48,208 --> 01:12:49,375 Thanks, Picard. 1099 01:12:50,708 --> 01:12:51,708 Thanks for trying. 1100 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:58,333 Ah, that poor Tissaigre… Your director and friend. 1101 01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:02,458 Who now rests in peace, above you. 1102 01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:04,291 I'd forgotten that idiot. 1103 01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:07,458 - Sorry? - Nothing, Mr. President. 1104 01:13:08,125 --> 01:13:11,000 The emotion. That poor Tissaigre… 1105 01:13:11,708 --> 01:13:13,458 Mr. Picard… Oh, sorry. 1106 01:13:14,125 --> 01:13:16,416 Could you rub my back? I can't do it myself. 1107 01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:19,583 It's… it's the au pair. 1108 01:13:22,250 --> 01:13:23,583 She's from Brittany. 1109 01:13:25,875 --> 01:13:27,625 Let's go upstairs to reflect. 1110 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:41,583 - Dominique… - No? 1111 01:13:42,166 --> 01:13:44,958 Tissaigre! Stop being zealous for once! 1112 01:13:59,458 --> 01:14:00,375 Come, come… 1113 01:14:00,458 --> 01:14:01,958 It's not worth getting in a state, 1114 01:14:02,041 --> 01:14:03,458 since I am here. 1115 01:14:04,958 --> 01:14:08,541 I know very well, it's just a soap opera, Eugène, but… 1116 01:14:09,750 --> 01:14:10,583 whenever I watch it 1117 01:14:10,666 --> 01:14:12,500 I can't help crying! 1118 01:14:19,625 --> 01:14:21,541 Oh, how nice of you. 1119 01:14:27,250 --> 01:14:29,541 - Tissaigre… - Mr. President? 1120 01:14:29,625 --> 01:14:31,125 You're really shy, aren't you? 1121 01:14:31,958 --> 01:14:33,000 Yes. 1122 01:14:39,083 --> 01:14:41,041 You'll have to explain to me how you do it. 1123 01:14:42,166 --> 01:14:43,375 There's a trick. 1124 01:14:44,166 --> 01:14:46,000 If only we knew how it worked… 1125 01:14:46,083 --> 01:14:48,000 One time it works, one time it doesn't. 1126 01:14:49,625 --> 01:14:50,625 Oh no! 1127 01:14:50,708 --> 01:14:51,958 What, "Oh no"? 1128 01:14:55,333 --> 01:14:56,750 Oh no… 1129 01:14:58,875 --> 01:15:00,166 Where's it going? 1130 01:15:05,791 --> 01:15:06,666 Nothing. 1131 01:15:09,625 --> 01:15:12,625 I won't go so far as to say that I regret coming out for nothing, 1132 01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:14,000 but he could have warned me. 1133 01:15:23,416 --> 01:15:24,750 Oh no… 1134 01:15:28,333 --> 01:15:29,291 Picard! 1135 01:15:31,041 --> 01:15:32,416 Picard… 1136 01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:35,791 You were the one that warned me about poor Tissaigre being struck down! 1137 01:15:35,875 --> 01:15:37,958 I thought it was the right thing to do. 1138 01:15:38,041 --> 01:15:38,916 Picard! 1139 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:41,458 I won't say I came out for nothing, 1140 01:15:41,541 --> 01:15:42,666 but death is serious! 1141 01:15:43,416 --> 01:15:45,708 Has the fun stopped? Oh, sorry. 1142 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,041 Shame, we were having a good time. 1143 01:15:48,625 --> 01:15:50,666 It's… it's the young girl… 1144 01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:52,250 I know! She's a Breton. 1145 01:15:52,875 --> 01:15:57,916 Picard, either a miracle has happened or you lied! 1146 01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:00,958 Either that or there was no fact check… 1147 01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:03,833 and coming from a professional… 1148 01:16:04,416 --> 01:16:08,375 a professional in IT, you'll admit that… 1149 01:16:08,458 --> 01:16:10,583 I'm very disappointed, my dear Picard. 1150 01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:15,083 I'm very disappointed my… little Pi…card. 1151 01:16:16,625 --> 01:16:19,416 Mr. President, this is my friend Berger. 1152 01:16:23,333 --> 01:16:24,416 Picard! 1153 01:16:25,541 --> 01:16:26,750 Picard! 1154 01:16:26,833 --> 01:16:29,333 I want to see you in my office at 10 o'clock tomorrow! 1155 01:16:31,875 --> 01:16:32,916 So? 1156 01:16:37,041 --> 01:16:38,208 10 o'clock! 1157 01:16:38,791 --> 01:16:40,041 Oh dear… 1158 01:16:40,125 --> 01:16:41,750 Stop whining… 1159 01:16:41,833 --> 01:16:44,416 You're endowed with primitive powers 1160 01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:46,291 which you'll have to try and tame. 1161 01:16:46,375 --> 01:16:48,791 Yes, but Stumph-Bachelier, who also has powers 1162 01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:49,750 is going to fire me! 1163 01:16:50,416 --> 01:16:52,291 Don't panic, my dear Julien, 1164 01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:55,833 this is just a matter of breathwork. 1165 01:16:55,916 --> 01:16:57,000 - Really? - Yes, of course! 1166 01:16:57,083 --> 01:16:59,666 Let's revert back to good old mechanical ways. 1167 01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:03,166 Instead of being subject to our impulses, we are going to dominate them. 1168 01:17:03,250 --> 01:17:05,500 Come on, stand! 1169 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,916 I'm sure you're breathing too quickly. Breathe with me. 1170 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,125 Pause. 1171 01:17:16,791 --> 01:17:19,500 Think of nothing. 1172 01:17:20,541 --> 01:17:22,041 And let it out! 1173 01:17:22,125 --> 01:17:23,375 I've been trying that!. 1174 01:17:23,458 --> 01:17:26,375 Please make an effort! 1175 01:17:26,458 --> 01:17:28,916 When is your torturer expecting you? 1176 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,791 Mr. Stumph-Bachelier reminds Mr. Picard that he's expecting him 1177 01:17:31,875 --> 01:17:33,791 in his office at 10 o'clock on the dot. 1178 01:17:34,791 --> 01:17:39,333 Fine… Power against power. 1179 01:17:39,416 --> 01:17:41,958 Fate against fate. 1180 01:17:42,041 --> 01:17:45,916 Do me a favor and focus on that clock! 1181 01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:50,958 Let's focus now. 1182 01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:54,875 We don't want it to be 10 o'clock. 1183 01:17:54,958 --> 01:17:58,166 What are we doing? 1184 01:17:58,250 --> 01:18:01,208 - What are we doing Julien? - We're rewinding time. 1185 01:18:06,375 --> 01:18:07,791 It's working. 1186 01:18:11,083 --> 01:18:14,333 Permanent leave would cost me a fortune… 1187 01:18:15,708 --> 01:18:19,125 Mexico on line one, New York on line two. 1188 01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:21,291 What time? 1189 01:18:21,375 --> 01:18:23,208 9:40 a.m., Mr. President. 1190 01:18:23,291 --> 01:18:25,375 If only I could stick that fat pig to the ceiling. 1191 01:18:25,458 --> 01:18:27,958 No, Julien. Don't exaggerate. 1192 01:18:28,041 --> 01:18:32,583 You may have the gifts of a medium and the strength of a guru, but… 1193 01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:34,083 you're not ready. 1194 01:18:34,166 --> 01:18:35,541 - Oh no? - No! 1195 01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:39,625 Only purity, asceticism, the search for good, 1196 01:18:39,708 --> 01:18:42,416 give power to masters, don't forget that. 1197 01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:46,541 You've got a long road to go before being able to affirm yourself. 1198 01:18:46,625 --> 01:18:50,958 In the meantime, concentration is your weapon. 1199 01:18:51,458 --> 01:18:53,375 Come on, concentrate! 1200 01:18:58,791 --> 01:19:00,125 Well done! 1201 01:19:00,208 --> 01:19:02,750 Right. Very good! 1202 01:19:04,166 --> 01:19:07,583 The Picard case is closed. He's going down by three levels. 1203 01:19:07,666 --> 01:19:10,458 I'm going to assign him to equipment maintenance. What's the time? 1204 01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:14,708 9.30 a.m., Mr. President. 1205 01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:18,583 Mexico on line one, New York on line two. 1206 01:19:18,666 --> 01:19:20,125 Tokyo on line three. 1207 01:19:21,250 --> 01:19:22,791 Put the speaking clock on. 1208 01:19:23,583 --> 01:19:27,541 At the third stroke, the time will be 1209 01:19:28,958 --> 01:19:30,791 10 o'clock and zero minutes… 1210 01:19:30,875 --> 01:19:32,625 You wanted to see me, Mr. President? 1211 01:19:33,541 --> 01:19:35,291 Mr. Picard! 1212 01:19:36,083 --> 01:19:37,375 - Yes? - My… 1213 01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:41,583 Picard… Sit down, please. 1214 01:19:47,125 --> 01:19:48,500 Mr. Picard! 1215 01:19:49,333 --> 01:19:52,458 After outrages that I would describe as unforgivable… 1216 01:19:53,208 --> 01:19:54,625 I am resolutely decided 1217 01:19:54,708 --> 01:19:58,000 to not stay a single minute longer in this stuffy, disgusting office 1218 01:19:58,083 --> 01:20:00,500 where I've been bored out of my mind for half a century, 1219 01:20:00,583 --> 01:20:05,000 and have to do the same tasks eight hours a day 1220 01:20:05,083 --> 01:20:07,125 surrounded by the same idiots, 1221 01:20:07,208 --> 01:20:09,541 who always reel off the same twaddle to me… 1222 01:20:09,625 --> 01:20:11,375 Let's go for a walk in the woods. 1223 01:20:15,083 --> 01:20:16,500 Are you coming, my little Picard? 1224 01:20:16,583 --> 01:20:18,875 We'll be more at ease to talk this over. 1225 01:20:20,750 --> 01:20:23,041 After you, Mr. President, please. 1226 01:20:25,458 --> 01:20:26,375 My little Picard… 1227 01:20:26,458 --> 01:20:27,625 No idea what you've done 1228 01:20:27,708 --> 01:20:28,791 to your entourage lately, 1229 01:20:28,875 --> 01:20:30,458 but beware. 1230 01:20:30,541 --> 01:20:31,708 I've got my eye on you! 1231 01:20:33,666 --> 01:20:35,750 What am I doing here? 1232 01:20:36,666 --> 01:20:38,791 Francine! Leave me a memo: 1233 01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:41,833 I'm firing him, however much it may cost! 1234 01:20:49,166 --> 01:20:50,333 What? 1235 01:20:51,250 --> 01:20:54,666 Picard, I'm not judging your capacities for the first time. 1236 01:20:54,750 --> 01:20:58,666 And I'm surprised that my close collaborators, those idiots, 1237 01:20:59,625 --> 01:21:03,750 didn't see fit to expand your field. 1238 01:21:03,833 --> 01:21:05,000 - Mr. President… - No, Tissaigre. 1239 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:09,000 Three levels down, material maintenance. Shut up! 1240 01:21:10,541 --> 01:21:12,583 I've always thought you were worth more 1241 01:21:12,666 --> 01:21:14,708 than the position you are currently in. 1242 01:21:14,791 --> 01:21:20,000 The house needs someone competent like you 1243 01:21:20,083 --> 01:21:23,750 so I'm going to give you the position of that ass Mr. Tissaigre… 1244 01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:25,375 as of today. 1245 01:21:25,458 --> 01:21:28,416 With a salary of 16,000 francs a month, Mr. President. 1246 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:30,041 Oh yes, my Picard, 1247 01:21:30,125 --> 01:21:31,916 with a salary of 16,000 francs a month. 1248 01:21:32,958 --> 01:21:36,041 Francine, did you hear Mr. President? 1249 01:21:36,875 --> 01:21:39,333 Send a message round to all department heads, 1250 01:21:39,416 --> 01:21:40,416 - Yes. - All of them… 1251 01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:41,666 Yes, Director. 1252 01:21:43,375 --> 01:21:45,333 Shall we go to the woods, Mr. President? 1253 01:21:47,291 --> 01:21:49,875 You say it so elegantly, my dear Picard… 1254 01:21:54,916 --> 01:21:55,833 Excuse me. 1255 01:22:07,208 --> 01:22:09,875 I may as well tell you, Picard, 1256 01:22:09,958 --> 01:22:12,041 that to be in my role, 1257 01:22:12,125 --> 01:22:13,583 you need to be a serious bastard. 1258 01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:15,791 I'm sure there are exceptions, Mr. President. 1259 01:22:15,875 --> 01:22:16,958 None! 1260 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,875 When morons come to tell you that I started from nothing, 1261 01:22:21,958 --> 01:22:25,291 that I owe my fortune to a single job, I want to laugh… 1262 01:22:26,083 --> 01:22:27,791 If it were just work, we'd be worthless. 1263 01:22:27,875 --> 01:22:29,541 You should know a bit about it! 1264 01:22:29,625 --> 01:22:31,208 You go all out, all year long 1265 01:22:31,291 --> 01:22:33,000 like millions of other assholes 1266 01:22:33,083 --> 01:22:37,083 who will never be able to afford a shack in Pantin or in Villejuif, 1267 01:22:37,166 --> 01:22:39,833 while we're just a pile of trash… 1268 01:22:39,916 --> 01:22:42,791 piling up millions that we don't know what to do with. 1269 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:44,833 Do you want candy? 1270 01:22:44,916 --> 01:22:46,625 No thanks, Mr. President. 1271 01:22:47,916 --> 01:22:49,291 I'm coming, I'm coming. 1272 01:22:56,083 --> 01:22:57,916 - Hello, ma'am. - Mr. President! 1273 01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,250 Oh Julien, really! 1274 01:22:59,333 --> 01:23:00,541 No, no, leave it, ma'am! 1275 01:23:00,625 --> 01:23:02,416 - Just leave it please! - Oh, let me. Let me… 1276 01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:05,041 When you're lucky enough to have a partner like your husband, 1277 01:23:05,125 --> 01:23:06,375 you're very happy. 1278 01:23:06,458 --> 01:23:08,041 Oh, Mr. President. 1279 01:23:08,125 --> 01:23:09,250 Ah, you know one another… 1280 01:23:09,333 --> 01:23:10,666 - Mrs. Tissaigre, sir… - Yes. 1281 01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:11,791 Of course, of course… 1282 01:23:11,875 --> 01:23:13,625 Why on earth are in you in mourning? 1283 01:23:13,708 --> 01:23:14,708 Your bastard's not dead. 1284 01:23:14,791 --> 01:23:16,666 This way, Mr. President. 1285 01:23:26,166 --> 01:23:28,375 I'll come and see you after lunch. 1286 01:23:28,458 --> 01:23:29,875 Yes… Goodbye. 1287 01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:36,500 Are you peeling the potatoes? 1288 01:23:36,583 --> 01:23:38,166 Leave it to me, ma'am, I enjoy it… 1289 01:23:39,541 --> 01:23:40,958 …the President… 1290 01:23:41,041 --> 01:23:42,083 If Mr. President says, 1291 01:23:42,166 --> 01:23:43,250 he enjoys it… 1292 01:23:43,333 --> 01:23:44,791 You know, my dear, 1293 01:23:44,875 --> 01:23:47,458 when you have to put up with a cloche 1294 01:23:47,541 --> 01:23:48,958 at fancy restaurants every day, 1295 01:23:49,041 --> 01:23:50,833 it's nice to be in a family setting again. 1296 01:23:50,916 --> 01:23:53,000 Not to mention that when you don't use your hands 1297 01:23:53,083 --> 01:23:54,250 - you get bored! - Right! 1298 01:23:55,041 --> 01:23:57,000 Fine, I'll go set the table then. 1299 01:23:57,708 --> 01:24:00,750 Carry on, Mr. President, I'll be right back. 1300 01:24:02,333 --> 01:24:03,375 Carry on… 1301 01:24:12,166 --> 01:24:13,125 Are you mad? 1302 01:24:13,208 --> 01:24:15,458 Mad or not, I'm now on 16,000 francs a month. 1303 01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:17,416 16,000 francs? 1304 01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:19,250 16,000 francs and that's just a start. 1305 01:24:19,333 --> 01:24:21,708 How do you want your steak? 1306 01:24:22,708 --> 01:24:24,833 Rare, Mr. President! 1307 01:24:24,916 --> 01:24:27,333 There. That's very good. 1308 01:24:27,416 --> 01:24:30,708 Don't forget he's your minion and don't be in a mood about it. 1309 01:24:30,791 --> 01:24:32,833 Sorry, Julien, but I'm not really used to 1310 01:24:32,916 --> 01:24:33,916 a president at my stove! 1311 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:37,375 Hello… That's hot. 1312 01:24:37,458 --> 01:24:42,958 Lala… That's good. 1313 01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:50,250 Children, eat while it's still hot! 1314 01:24:52,458 --> 01:24:54,000 I'm embarrassed, Mr. President. 1315 01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:58,083 I've never been this relaxed. It reminds me of the good old times. 1316 01:24:58,166 --> 01:25:00,416 After the war, all the hassle… 1317 01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:02,666 Did I do right to add herbs? It gives it flavor. 1318 01:25:02,750 --> 01:25:04,291 Impressive sir, impressive. 1319 01:25:04,375 --> 01:25:07,000 You see, ma'am, 1320 01:25:07,083 --> 01:25:09,416 to start off, I earned money honestly. 1321 01:25:11,041 --> 01:25:12,416 With the Germans. 1322 01:25:15,041 --> 01:25:16,208 Did I over-salt the fries? 1323 01:25:16,291 --> 01:25:18,708 Not at all, not at all. 1324 01:25:18,791 --> 01:25:20,333 As for the Liberation, I'm sorry… 1325 01:25:20,416 --> 01:25:22,500 All because of a moron! "I know everything." 1326 01:25:22,583 --> 01:25:24,166 He was shouting it all everywhere! 1327 01:25:24,250 --> 01:25:26,416 "Stumph is a traitor! Stumph is a bad apple!" 1328 01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:28,708 "He was the one who built the Atlantic Wall!" 1329 01:25:30,291 --> 01:25:31,583 Are you not eating, Picard? 1330 01:25:32,166 --> 01:25:34,333 I'm not very hungry, Mr. President. 1331 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:37,541 Are you not well, darling? You're very pale. 1332 01:25:37,625 --> 01:25:38,916 I'm fine, I'm fine… 1333 01:25:39,791 --> 01:25:41,416 - Carry on, sir. - Well, 1334 01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:43,125 it shows how insincere people can be. 1335 01:25:43,958 --> 01:25:45,416 I didn't build the wall. 1336 01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:46,750 No way… 1337 01:25:46,833 --> 01:25:49,250 I painted it! Yes, ma'am, I painted it! 1338 01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:52,250 Painted and repainted for over three years! 1339 01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:54,208 And not just the Atlantic Wall. 1340 01:25:54,291 --> 01:25:56,666 All the walls of all the commanders' headquarters. 1341 01:25:57,375 --> 01:25:59,750 Why did those morons believe me? 1342 01:25:59,833 --> 01:26:04,000 Leave it… Leave it, Thérèse. Mr. President will clear the table. 1343 01:26:04,083 --> 01:26:05,958 Yes, leave it little lady. 1344 01:26:07,291 --> 01:26:09,416 Anyway, it all ended well and I'm here. 1345 01:26:11,375 --> 01:26:12,416 Julien, stop it… 1346 01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:19,000 What would you prefer, Limoges or Lunéville? 1347 01:26:19,083 --> 01:26:20,541 What would you prefer, ma'am? 1348 01:26:23,125 --> 01:26:24,958 Limoges… 1349 01:26:27,916 --> 01:26:29,625 or Lunéville… 1350 01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:32,916 Julien! 1351 01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:36,625 It's you! It's you… 1352 01:26:37,208 --> 01:26:38,958 I was passing and I thought I'd come for a coffee" 1353 01:26:39,041 --> 01:26:40,416 One sugar or two? 1354 01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:41,916 Julien! 1355 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:57,750 Julien, Julien… Julien… 1356 01:26:57,833 --> 01:26:59,041 Come on… 1357 01:26:59,125 --> 01:27:02,166 Julien… Oh, Julien… 1358 01:27:06,333 --> 01:27:07,250 It's nothing. 1359 01:27:07,333 --> 01:27:10,416 Picard! Mrs. Picard! 1360 01:27:10,500 --> 01:27:13,625 I insist that you tell me why I am in your house! 1361 01:27:13,708 --> 01:27:16,458 If you've kidnapped me, you won't get a penny! 1362 01:27:16,541 --> 01:27:18,125 You were right, dear. He is an idiot. 1363 01:27:18,208 --> 01:27:19,458 Mrs. Picard! 1364 01:27:24,750 --> 01:27:26,250 May I call you Thérèse? 1365 01:27:26,958 --> 01:27:29,750 You were so cute, so pretty, so chubby… 1366 01:27:29,833 --> 01:27:32,583 yesterday morning, naked in your bed… 1367 01:27:33,333 --> 01:27:35,083 You pig! 1368 01:27:36,416 --> 01:27:38,041 I'm sorry. 1369 01:27:39,291 --> 01:27:42,000 Instead of making him say gibberish, get him to call the office, 1370 01:27:42,083 --> 01:27:45,875 so that they prepare the Picard contract and have him sign it before this evening. 1371 01:27:45,958 --> 01:27:47,583 Can I make a call? 1372 01:27:47,666 --> 01:27:49,666 Yes, in the back bedroom. 1373 01:27:54,708 --> 01:27:58,875 Hello, Fitz? This is Stumph. Prepare the Picard contract. 1374 01:27:59,541 --> 01:28:01,083 Yes, the Picard contract! 1375 01:28:01,750 --> 01:28:03,750 I want it to be ready to sign by tonight. 1376 01:28:20,875 --> 01:28:23,208 Done. I've even sent him off to sign it. 1377 01:28:24,166 --> 01:28:27,125 Julien, get up! Julien, wake up! 1378 01:28:29,625 --> 01:28:31,500 Ah, Berger… 1379 01:28:31,583 --> 01:28:34,791 I don't know what happened, but as a result of doing telepathy 1380 01:28:34,875 --> 01:28:36,250 I must have run low on battery. 1381 01:28:36,333 --> 01:28:38,250 Recharge and get gone. The president just left 1382 01:28:38,333 --> 01:28:39,833 and your contract isn't signed yet. 1383 01:28:40,958 --> 01:28:41,875 What? 1384 01:28:42,750 --> 01:28:46,791 Come with me Berger! If I break down, you can take the reins. 1385 01:29:02,791 --> 01:29:04,958 - Where's your office? - Porte de Bagnolet. 1386 01:29:05,666 --> 01:29:08,166 I'm careful, but fasten your seatbelt nonetheless. 1387 01:29:18,625 --> 01:29:20,166 You should never have let him go. 1388 01:29:20,250 --> 01:29:21,750 Yes, but it all went so fast. 1389 01:30:33,875 --> 01:30:36,000 We've gone beyond Porte de Bagnolet. 1390 01:30:36,083 --> 01:30:37,916 I must have missed the exit. 1391 01:30:39,958 --> 01:30:41,083 We should enquire. 1392 01:31:07,250 --> 01:31:08,916 Which way is Porte de Bagnolet, please? 1393 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:11,208 For Porte de Bagnolet, third junction on the right. 1394 01:31:11,291 --> 01:31:12,291 Thanks! 1395 01:31:17,208 --> 01:31:18,750 Third junction on the right. 1396 01:31:18,833 --> 01:31:20,541 No he said fourth. 1397 01:31:20,625 --> 01:31:21,458 No, third. 1398 01:31:21,541 --> 01:31:23,583 I say fourth. Ask him again! 1399 01:31:23,666 --> 01:31:24,958 Okay, but third. 1400 01:31:30,375 --> 01:31:32,333 Which way for Porte de Bagnolet, please? 1401 01:31:32,416 --> 01:31:33,875 Third or fourth junction? 1402 01:31:33,958 --> 01:31:35,916 When you see the sea, third on the right. 1403 01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:38,541 Truck drivers are super nice. 1404 01:31:59,916 --> 01:32:01,416 I say! 1405 01:32:01,500 --> 01:32:02,375 That's not allowed! 1406 01:32:02,458 --> 01:32:03,541 Yes. 1407 01:32:03,625 --> 01:32:05,750 It's not allowed. 1408 01:32:05,833 --> 01:32:07,541 Yes, you just have to think it. 1409 01:32:07,625 --> 01:32:10,208 You'll think about it at the police station, then. 1410 01:32:11,750 --> 01:32:13,416 They only need to think it. 1411 01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:15,166 To think? 1412 01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:18,791 Why don't you think now? 1413 01:32:30,125 --> 01:32:32,875 A FEW FULL MOONS LATER… 1414 01:32:32,958 --> 01:32:39,500 {\an8}THE SUPERNATURAL IN EVERYDAY LIFE STUMPH-BACHELIER EDITIONS 1415 01:32:40,333 --> 01:32:42,000 Mr. Stumph-Bachelier, 1416 01:32:42,708 --> 01:32:45,333 Picard et Berger are no longer bewitched 1417 01:32:45,416 --> 01:32:48,708 but when they were under the influence of witchcraft, 1418 01:32:48,791 --> 01:32:50,708 you had some problems, didn't you? 1419 01:32:50,791 --> 01:32:55,208 Of course. Not everything was rosy between us. 1420 01:32:55,291 --> 01:32:58,208 They occasionally gave me trouble. 1421 01:32:58,291 --> 01:32:59,541 Isn't that right, Julien? 1422 01:33:00,166 --> 01:33:01,750 Now, everything is back to normal. 1423 01:33:02,875 --> 01:33:04,916 We had a good laugh, didn't we? 1424 01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:09,041 For years, I knew that young man had 1425 01:33:09,833 --> 01:33:11,958 qualities which not everyone in the street has. 1426 01:33:12,666 --> 01:33:14,166 I'm not sure that's true. 1427 01:33:15,791 --> 01:33:18,041 So by sending Julien Picard to the Indian Ocean, 1428 01:33:18,125 --> 01:33:19,208 you had planned it all? 1429 01:33:20,125 --> 01:33:21,000 Everything. 1430 01:33:21,083 --> 01:33:22,875 Aside from certain blunders? 1431 01:33:22,958 --> 01:33:26,625 Julien is wise once again. He remains the guiding light 1432 01:33:26,708 --> 01:33:29,708 the prophet of Bachelier Computing. 1433 01:33:30,333 --> 01:33:32,250 Whose department manager you are. 1434 01:33:32,333 --> 01:33:34,000 Get this crazy person out. 1435 01:33:34,083 --> 01:33:36,125 Not crazy. Lucid. 1436 01:33:36,750 --> 01:33:41,666 Picard and Berger have written the Bible of the 21st century! 1437 01:33:41,750 --> 01:33:43,583 The Koran of the galaxies! 1438 01:33:46,875 --> 01:33:49,291 The devil's bestseller, 1439 01:33:49,375 --> 01:33:53,000 picked up and edited by Bachelier Computing! 1440 01:33:53,083 --> 01:33:54,333 She's a pain in the ass. 1441 01:33:54,416 --> 01:33:56,833 It is normal too, that having yielded to temptation, 1442 01:33:56,916 --> 01:34:00,333 and evil, Picard and Berger have fallen back into everyday mediocrity. 1443 01:34:00,416 --> 01:34:01,958 Go on Dad. Go on! 1444 01:34:02,041 --> 01:34:05,125 Those two unfortunate men have become the playthings of greed 1445 01:34:05,208 --> 01:34:07,000 and merchandising! 1446 01:34:07,083 --> 01:34:09,416 It's natural… that they've lost their powers. 1447 01:34:15,708 --> 01:34:17,958 It's natural that they've lost their powers. 1448 01:34:20,250 --> 01:34:22,708 It's natural that they've lost their po…wers. 1449 01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:25,833 Well done, Dad. 1450 01:36:11,416 --> 01:36:13,416 Subtitle translation by: Ginger Clark