1 00:00:01,179 --> 00:00:02,381 We need a place 2 00:00:02,501 --> 00:00:05,300 where women can walk in and walk up to the counter 3 00:00:06,035 --> 00:00:07,646 or... 4 00:00:07,766 --> 00:00:09,875 Welcome to Orgasmic Living. 5 00:00:09,995 --> 00:00:12,906 We also offer private consultations with our therapist. 6 00:00:13,026 --> 00:00:15,466 It's a male therapist. He's very male. 7 00:00:15,775 --> 00:00:19,371 - And all this is from substitute teaching. - Yeah. 8 00:00:20,246 --> 00:00:23,013 ***. 9 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:25,108 You seem kind of tense. You alright? 10 00:00:25,936 --> 00:00:29,251 You don't have to kill one person to be a killer, baby. 11 00:00:29,885 --> 00:00:35,835 Sync and corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 12 00:00:45,695 --> 00:00:47,730 ♪ Need a new love? ♪ 13 00:00:49,934 --> 00:00:52,303 ♪ hey, I'm ready ♪ 14 00:00:53,940 --> 00:00:56,475 ♪ want my time? ♪ 15 00:00:58,178 --> 00:01:02,316 ♪ and I'm willing, yeah ♪ 16 00:01:02,351 --> 00:01:04,285 ♪ 'cause I'm the one ♪ 17 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:06,254 ♪ who's gonna show ♪ 18 00:01:06,289 --> 00:01:09,426 ♪ when there's nobody ♪ 19 00:01:10,328 --> 00:01:12,297 ♪ I'll be your man ♪ 20 00:01:16,103 --> 00:01:18,205 ♪ yeah, I'm the one ♪ 21 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,276 ♪ who's gonna show ♪ 22 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:22,579 ♪ when there's nobody ♪ 23 00:01:24,315 --> 00:01:26,384 ♪ I'll be your man ♪ 24 00:01:27,586 --> 00:01:30,321 ♪ I'll be your man ♪ 25 00:01:31,189 --> 00:01:33,424 ♪ all right. ♪ 26 00:01:39,365 --> 00:01:41,900 Suit fresh from the cleaners: 27 00:01:41,934 --> 00:01:43,502 Check. 28 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:47,606 Irish singing voice: Check. 29 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:52,045 An uncomplicated client that I've known for a while: 30 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:53,814 Check. 31 00:01:53,848 --> 00:01:56,517 It was gonna be an easy night. 32 00:01:56,551 --> 00:01:58,752 Whoa, could you hold that, please? 33 00:02:00,956 --> 00:02:03,324 - Thanks. - What floor? 34 00:02:03,359 --> 00:02:05,460 Same. 35 00:02:20,011 --> 00:02:22,146 Sounds pretty rockin' tonight. 36 00:02:22,180 --> 00:02:25,649 Oh yeah. It's rockin'. 37 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:55,843 It wasn't exactly my scene, 38 00:02:55,877 --> 00:02:57,911 but I had a job to do and I knew how to do it. 39 00:02:57,945 --> 00:03:00,779 I just had to find my client. 40 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:04,015 And there she was. 41 00:03:23,466 --> 00:03:25,533 All right, so she's there waiting for you 42 00:03:25,568 --> 00:03:27,769 and some little punk came along and stole her? 43 00:03:27,803 --> 00:03:29,503 He didn't steal her. He knew her. 44 00:03:29,537 --> 00:03:32,905 He-- he brought her a cupcake. 45 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:34,206 All right, Ray, I don't know. 46 00:03:34,241 --> 00:03:36,842 Maybe you should have just gone up there and cut in. 47 00:03:36,877 --> 00:03:38,610 Cut in? 48 00:03:38,644 --> 00:03:40,845 It's not the senior prom, Tanya. 49 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,914 Ray, women like to be fought over. 50 00:03:42,948 --> 00:03:44,849 I mean sometimes they'll have sex with the guy 51 00:03:44,883 --> 00:03:46,883 that seems to want them the most. 52 00:03:46,918 --> 00:03:48,718 It's a biological imperative. 53 00:03:48,753 --> 00:03:50,020 Thank you, Darwin. 54 00:03:50,054 --> 00:03:51,988 You don't listen to me. 55 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,257 You have to listen to me. 56 00:03:54,291 --> 00:03:56,125 Since when? 57 00:03:56,159 --> 00:03:59,627 Ray, every ship has a captain. 58 00:03:59,662 --> 00:04:01,529 And I'm the pimp. 59 00:04:01,563 --> 00:04:04,465 And this ship has been very successful because of the way I run it. 60 00:04:04,499 --> 00:04:07,734 You think you're running the ship? 61 00:04:07,768 --> 00:04:10,502 I do. It's just a fact. It just-- 62 00:04:10,537 --> 00:04:14,440 Have you considered you might have a problem with female authority? 63 00:04:14,474 --> 00:04:16,608 Cut the crap, Tanya. 64 00:04:16,643 --> 00:04:19,778 I have a problem with you saying that you're the captain, okay, 65 00:04:19,812 --> 00:04:22,413 when we're partners. 66 00:04:22,447 --> 00:04:24,948 Well, we're partners but, Ray, 67 00:04:24,983 --> 00:04:27,217 I mean, I call the shots. 68 00:04:30,554 --> 00:04:32,055 All right, we're partners. 69 00:04:32,089 --> 00:04:34,190 We're partners, all right? 70 00:04:34,224 --> 00:04:35,991 I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding. 71 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:38,861 I will call Christina into my office and I will find out. 72 00:04:38,896 --> 00:04:40,595 In the meantime you have to get some sleep 73 00:04:40,630 --> 00:04:43,765 because you have a 4:00 A.M. with Lydia. 74 00:04:46,702 --> 00:04:48,302 Yeah, partners. 75 00:04:48,337 --> 00:04:50,504 One of us got some sleep. 76 00:04:50,538 --> 00:04:54,274 The other got up at 4:00 A.M. to have sex with Rambo. 77 00:04:54,309 --> 00:04:56,310 I didn't mind the running 78 00:04:56,344 --> 00:04:58,779 or the costume... 79 00:05:00,248 --> 00:05:03,449 ...but the tackling wasn't my favorite. 80 00:05:03,484 --> 00:05:06,419 Oh no, no cuffs. No. No cuffs. 81 00:05:06,453 --> 00:05:09,787 Suddenly every woman in my life wanted to be on top. 82 00:05:09,821 --> 00:05:12,154 - You packing? - What? 83 00:05:14,055 --> 00:05:18,157 Oh, you are packing. 84 00:05:23,395 --> 00:05:25,796 Then we got up and did it again. 85 00:05:28,199 --> 00:05:30,201 She got me in the knee that time. 86 00:05:30,235 --> 00:05:33,805 And those fucking handcuffs, like a pair of nunchucks. 87 00:05:38,477 --> 00:05:41,513 ♪ Look at these crazy coins, is this "Lord of the Rings"? 88 00:05:41,548 --> 00:05:44,015 ♪ Pounds and pence and princes and queens ♪ 89 00:05:44,050 --> 00:05:46,384 ♪ flipside experience, well, not really ♪ 90 00:05:46,419 --> 00:05:48,153 ♪ more familiar than Russia or Chile... ♪ 91 00:05:48,187 --> 00:05:50,255 Ron. 92 00:05:50,289 --> 00:05:53,623 Sorry, Jess. Got to get my 45 minutes. 93 00:05:53,658 --> 00:05:55,291 Can I just get my check and I'll go? 94 00:05:55,326 --> 00:05:57,293 I've got to keep my heart rate elevated. 95 00:05:57,327 --> 00:05:59,694 ♪ Of the human race, fish and chips, crumpets ♪ 96 00:05:59,729 --> 00:06:02,196 ♪ bangers and mash, Shakespeare, donne ♪ 97 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:04,598 ♪ Sid Vicious and the Clash, you love our movies-- ♪ 98 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:09,302 I thought we were going to be adults. 99 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:11,304 Adults support themselves. 100 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:13,572 Ron, 101 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:16,207 I know this is something you couldn't possibly understand, 102 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:20,477 but I have been out of the job market for almost 20 years. 103 00:06:20,512 --> 00:06:23,680 You want to have your cake and eat it too? I won't be your baker. 104 00:06:23,714 --> 00:06:25,415 What? 105 00:06:25,449 --> 00:06:28,017 What are you-- what are you talking about? 106 00:06:28,052 --> 00:06:29,952 - What cake? - He's the cake. 107 00:06:29,986 --> 00:06:33,188 - Ray is the cake. - What? 108 00:06:33,222 --> 00:06:35,990 Ron, I think these are too big. 109 00:06:36,025 --> 00:06:39,259 Oh shit. I'm sorry. I'm gonna wait over here. 110 00:06:43,931 --> 00:06:46,733 You know what? Ray is not the cake. 111 00:06:46,767 --> 00:06:48,834 We are not together. 112 00:06:48,869 --> 00:06:51,770 And last I checked, you were the one getting jerked off 113 00:06:51,804 --> 00:06:54,239 in the back of a car, not me. 114 00:06:54,274 --> 00:06:57,109 - I didn't come. - Fuck you. 115 00:06:57,143 --> 00:06:59,244 Fuck your fucking check. 116 00:07:00,112 --> 00:07:02,647 Jess, come back. 117 00:07:02,681 --> 00:07:05,183 Look, she's my sparring partner. 118 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:07,618 She likes to box, I like to box. 119 00:07:07,652 --> 00:07:08,886 I love you. 120 00:07:10,455 --> 00:07:11,922 I have your check. 121 00:07:11,956 --> 00:07:13,156 I'm sorry this is so awkward. 122 00:07:13,191 --> 00:07:15,357 It's not awkward, Mindy. Not awkward at all. 123 00:07:15,392 --> 00:07:19,427 Giving a handjob when your husband is 10 feet away 124 00:07:19,462 --> 00:07:21,629 buying a candy bar, now that 125 00:07:21,663 --> 00:07:25,499 is not the classiest move in the world, Mindy. 126 00:07:25,533 --> 00:07:26,733 But we're good. 127 00:07:26,768 --> 00:07:29,769 We are so fucking good! 128 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:44,082 Look. No no, it gives you diarrhea. 129 00:07:44,117 --> 00:07:47,218 Yummy. Look, chicken. 130 00:07:47,252 --> 00:07:50,320 Eat some potatoes. Hi. 131 00:07:50,355 --> 00:07:53,924 Hello. Buenos noches. 132 00:07:54,826 --> 00:07:56,726 - Hi, Jason. - Oh! 133 00:07:56,761 --> 00:08:00,029 - Hey. - Look, 200 bucks. 134 00:08:00,064 --> 00:08:01,430 It's for your next one. 135 00:08:01,465 --> 00:08:03,566 You've got another woman that wants to bang? 136 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,434 - Wants to fuck me? - Yes, I did. 137 00:08:05,468 --> 00:08:08,036 And birthday girl wants to book you again too. 138 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:09,805 I was right, she likes you better. 139 00:08:09,839 --> 00:08:11,139 Okay. 140 00:08:11,173 --> 00:08:12,941 What's the matter? Didn't you like it? 141 00:08:12,975 --> 00:08:16,310 No, I dug it. I mean what's not to like? 142 00:08:16,344 --> 00:08:18,512 I'm getting paid to bang. 143 00:08:18,546 --> 00:08:22,348 It's just, why do I have to steal them from that other dude? 144 00:08:22,383 --> 00:08:24,984 You're not stealing, Jason. It's reparations. 145 00:08:25,019 --> 00:08:27,153 That other dude and his manager stole from me. 146 00:08:27,187 --> 00:08:28,620 - Do you understand? - Okay. 147 00:08:28,655 --> 00:08:30,755 Great. So I'll set something up for Wednesday? 148 00:08:30,790 --> 00:08:33,291 Oh man, I've got to work Wednesday. 149 00:08:33,325 --> 00:08:35,693 Get someone to fill in for you. 150 00:08:35,727 --> 00:08:38,829 Um, maybe Bob. 151 00:08:38,863 --> 00:08:41,198 Oh fuck, Bob's mad at me. 152 00:08:41,232 --> 00:08:42,866 Okay, so how's your Saturday? 153 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:44,567 Saturdays are no good. 154 00:08:44,602 --> 00:08:46,703 What are you talking about? Every Saturday? 155 00:08:46,737 --> 00:08:48,538 Yeah, kind of. 156 00:08:48,572 --> 00:08:52,440 And every other Wednesday is our alone time. 157 00:08:52,475 --> 00:08:54,275 Who, you and your dick? 158 00:08:54,309 --> 00:08:56,843 - No, me and Sandee. - Who the fuck is Sandee? 159 00:08:56,877 --> 00:08:58,211 My fiancée. 160 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,681 Oh, I'm kind of engaged. 161 00:09:05,285 --> 00:09:07,552 He told you that I sent him? 162 00:09:07,586 --> 00:09:10,156 Yeah, 'cause you thought I'd like him better than Richard. 163 00:09:12,126 --> 00:09:13,594 Sorry. 164 00:09:13,628 --> 00:09:15,729 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm good. 165 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:17,264 It went in the wrong hatch. 166 00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:18,732 No, I'm just-- 167 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:20,433 I'm just so happy that you-- 168 00:09:20,467 --> 00:09:23,969 that you like my new guy, Christina. 169 00:09:24,003 --> 00:09:26,404 - Jason was amazing. - Jason. 170 00:09:26,438 --> 00:09:28,172 We literally fucked all night. 171 00:09:28,206 --> 00:09:30,640 I'm like exhausted today. 172 00:09:30,674 --> 00:09:33,975 Well yeah, that's-- that would be Jason. 173 00:09:34,010 --> 00:09:35,843 Anyway, I got your email this morning. 174 00:09:37,746 --> 00:09:40,446 My email? That I-- 175 00:09:40,481 --> 00:09:43,082 Right, that I sent you this morning. 176 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,683 Yeah, I'm too fucked up for tonight, 177 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,718 but I can totally do tomorrow. 178 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:53,958 Great. 179 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:55,593 Ray. Ray. Fuck. 180 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:57,462 You've got to wake up. Wake up. 181 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,431 She hacked into my email, Ray. 182 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:02,134 She's having cyber conversations with our clients. 183 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,136 - We're under siege. - Slow down. 184 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,604 Read this, you'll see. It's my email. 185 00:10:06,638 --> 00:10:08,973 - Read that. - "O.M.G. He was--" 186 00:10:09,007 --> 00:10:12,843 "O.M.G. He was totes ahmaz srsly magic tongue. Thx!" 187 00:10:12,877 --> 00:10:14,978 T.H.X. It's like hieroglyphics. 188 00:10:15,013 --> 00:10:18,148 And then she writes back, uh, "love ya." 189 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:20,183 I don't write "ya." 190 00:10:20,217 --> 00:10:22,351 It's "I love you." I love you, Ray. 191 00:10:22,386 --> 00:10:25,154 That's Lenore. She fucking stole our clients! 192 00:10:25,188 --> 00:10:27,422 Well, I told you, Tanya. I knew something was up. 193 00:10:27,456 --> 00:10:29,624 Who doesn't listen? 194 00:10:29,658 --> 00:10:31,625 - Huh? - I have a plan. I have a plan. 195 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:34,695 It's the broken window theory. 196 00:10:34,729 --> 00:10:37,397 If you have a house and there's a broken window 197 00:10:37,432 --> 00:10:40,200 and you don't fix it right away then you get a lot more broken windows. 198 00:10:40,234 --> 00:10:43,369 - And you also get, like, graffiti all over your house. - That's your plan? 199 00:10:43,403 --> 00:10:46,438 No, my plan is I'm gonna go ambush this guy tomorrow night. 200 00:10:46,472 --> 00:10:48,106 You? Yourself? 201 00:10:48,141 --> 00:10:50,608 Correct. 202 00:10:50,643 --> 00:10:52,477 Tanya, let me handle it, okay? 203 00:10:52,511 --> 00:10:54,545 I should talk to him man to man. 204 00:10:54,579 --> 00:10:57,648 No, that's-- what? That's my job. 205 00:10:57,682 --> 00:11:00,016 That's my job. 206 00:11:00,051 --> 00:11:02,352 Tanya, no offense, 207 00:11:02,386 --> 00:11:04,787 but you tend to get a little emotional 208 00:11:04,821 --> 00:11:06,488 during these situations, you know? 209 00:11:06,523 --> 00:11:08,190 - A little hysterical. - Ray! 210 00:11:08,224 --> 00:11:09,958 Hysterical? 211 00:11:09,993 --> 00:11:11,960 Do you know that words like that have kept women down for centuries? 212 00:11:11,994 --> 00:11:14,496 - Ow, Tanya. - What? What's wrong with you? 213 00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:16,764 I spent half the night playing Cops and Robbers, okay? 214 00:11:16,798 --> 00:11:18,432 Just let me handle it. 215 00:11:18,467 --> 00:11:20,435 - You're backup. - Backup? 216 00:11:20,469 --> 00:11:23,337 - You just stand by, okay? - Backup? 217 00:11:23,372 --> 00:11:25,405 Jess, hey. What's up? 218 00:11:25,439 --> 00:11:26,973 I'm backup. 219 00:11:43,383 --> 00:11:44,984 Hi, can I help you? 220 00:11:47,187 --> 00:11:49,688 Yes, I would like to buy a cake. 221 00:11:49,722 --> 00:11:51,956 What did you have in mind? We've got chocolate. 222 00:11:51,991 --> 00:11:54,892 - We've got vanilla. - I'll take that one. 223 00:11:54,926 --> 00:11:57,461 Great. And is it for a special occasion? 224 00:11:57,496 --> 00:11:59,497 Would you like to add a personalized message? 225 00:11:59,531 --> 00:12:01,531 - Sure. - Super. 226 00:12:01,565 --> 00:12:04,099 And what would you like your cake to say? 227 00:12:04,134 --> 00:12:07,200 "I... fucked... 228 00:12:07,234 --> 00:12:10,402 your... boyfriend." 229 00:12:10,436 --> 00:12:12,937 That's what you want the cake to say? 230 00:12:12,972 --> 00:12:15,273 Yes. 231 00:12:16,809 --> 00:12:19,843 I think that the company might have some sort of policy 232 00:12:19,878 --> 00:12:21,745 against using swear words. 233 00:12:21,779 --> 00:12:24,747 Oh. "Screwed" is fine. 234 00:12:25,949 --> 00:12:28,851 Yeah? Yeah. 235 00:12:29,952 --> 00:12:33,021 And is this for pickup or delivery? 236 00:12:33,055 --> 00:12:35,289 Delivery. What's your address? 237 00:12:35,323 --> 00:12:37,691 I li-- excuse me? 238 00:12:37,725 --> 00:12:39,092 Where do you live? 239 00:12:39,127 --> 00:12:43,696 I live at 323 North Deerfield Road, Apartment 5. 240 00:12:43,731 --> 00:12:47,666 Great, put 323 North Deerfield Road, Apartment 5. 241 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,236 That's where I live. 242 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,105 Yes. The cake's for you. 243 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:59,042 Okay. You're getting me a cake? 244 00:12:59,077 --> 00:13:01,244 I fucked your boyfriend. 245 00:13:03,013 --> 00:13:05,014 Yes. 246 00:13:05,048 --> 00:13:06,882 I have a fiancé. 247 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,284 I fucked your fiancé. 248 00:13:12,588 --> 00:13:15,022 Sandee. Sandee. 249 00:13:15,057 --> 00:13:18,625 You call him now you'll end up fucking him by the end of the night. 250 00:13:18,659 --> 00:13:22,195 Then the next time he feels like it, he'll cheat on you again. 251 00:13:22,229 --> 00:13:24,864 But if you don't return his calls, 252 00:13:24,898 --> 00:13:28,033 you go away for a week, there is no telling what you could get out of him. 253 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,502 Men are dogs, Sandee. 254 00:13:30,536 --> 00:13:32,770 Beop bitch. 255 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,745 It's not heart attack. It's chicken wings. 256 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,947 What kind of pain is it, Lottie? 257 00:13:44,982 --> 00:13:47,116 It's chicken wing type of pain. 258 00:13:47,150 --> 00:13:48,717 Is grandma really having a heart attack? 259 00:13:48,751 --> 00:13:50,652 - No. - Well, why are we in the hospital? 260 00:13:50,686 --> 00:13:52,953 Because she eats the bones. 261 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:03,628 Hey, are you gonna manage with the-- 262 00:14:03,663 --> 00:14:05,363 It's okay. 263 00:14:05,397 --> 00:14:07,198 We're still on Ronnie's insurance, Ray. 264 00:14:07,232 --> 00:14:10,100 I just have to pay the deductable is all. 265 00:14:10,135 --> 00:14:11,835 You need a little cash? 266 00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:14,003 We'll be fine. I'm getting a job. 267 00:14:14,038 --> 00:14:16,038 I'm just waiting for them to call me back. 268 00:14:16,073 --> 00:14:19,007 How about a loan? Pay me back. 269 00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:22,411 Come on, Jess. Let me give you some cash. 270 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,613 Hey. 271 00:14:25,648 --> 00:14:28,449 - Hi. - Matt. 272 00:14:28,483 --> 00:14:30,918 Matt Kopylov. Mindy's husband. 273 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,487 Ex-husband almost. Separated. Estranged. 274 00:14:33,521 --> 00:14:35,889 - Hi. - We played scrabble that time. 275 00:14:35,923 --> 00:14:39,025 You had some great words and you got those twins. 276 00:14:39,059 --> 00:14:41,060 Hey, guys. 277 00:14:41,094 --> 00:14:43,796 - Is my mother gonna be okay? - Oh yes, she's fine. 278 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:46,331 - Probably indigestion. - Oh, that's great. 279 00:14:46,365 --> 00:14:48,032 Thank you. I was worried. 280 00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:50,001 Happy to help. And if you need anything-- 281 00:14:50,035 --> 00:14:53,503 heart related, scrabble related or otherwise-- 282 00:14:53,538 --> 00:14:56,339 just, uh... 283 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,441 Okay. 284 00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:11,085 Damn, look at you. 285 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,886 Like a diamond in the rough. 286 00:15:12,921 --> 00:15:15,221 What, I look different? 287 00:15:15,256 --> 00:15:17,357 You got one of them makeovers? 288 00:15:17,391 --> 00:15:19,892 Oh no. Business has been good. 289 00:15:19,926 --> 00:15:21,860 We hit a sweet spot. 290 00:15:21,894 --> 00:15:23,728 So you gonna get me out of here? 291 00:15:23,763 --> 00:15:25,463 Charlie, the last time I saw you 292 00:15:25,498 --> 00:15:28,433 you told me to stop wasting your time. 293 00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:30,801 You were hurt by that. 294 00:15:30,835 --> 00:15:33,973 You felt what? Insulted? 295 00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:37,577 - Yeah. - I'm sorry. 296 00:15:37,612 --> 00:15:41,314 But we shared a few good moments, right? 297 00:15:41,348 --> 00:15:43,515 I mean we had a... 298 00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:45,250 a commonality. 299 00:15:45,284 --> 00:15:48,686 I gave you another perspective on your field of work. 300 00:15:48,721 --> 00:15:51,121 Do you think I need you? 301 00:15:52,157 --> 00:15:55,658 Look, Tanya. I need bail. 302 00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:58,360 - What's it gonna be? - I don't know, Charlie. 303 00:15:58,394 --> 00:16:00,730 I'm gonna think about it. 304 00:16:00,764 --> 00:16:02,499 I'll get back to you. 305 00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:05,070 I've got business to take care of. 306 00:16:05,104 --> 00:16:07,205 ♪ If you want to stay ♪ 307 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:12,309 ♪ you can take what you want to ♪ 308 00:16:12,344 --> 00:16:13,944 ♪ if you can ♪ 309 00:16:13,979 --> 00:16:17,014 ♪ make what you want of me ♪ 310 00:16:17,048 --> 00:16:19,382 ♪ make of me ♪ 311 00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:25,687 ♪ I dream of us in a land... ♪ 312 00:16:26,822 --> 00:16:29,857 Uh, bushmills straight. 313 00:16:29,892 --> 00:16:34,095 ♪ You've got a million dollar stare ♪ 314 00:16:34,129 --> 00:16:36,496 ♪ that makes me... ♪ 315 00:16:40,101 --> 00:16:42,235 Jason? 316 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,006 Jason? 317 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,241 - Hey. - Hi. 318 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,143 Christina won't be here today. 319 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,945 Oh, okay. 320 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:56,213 I'm Tanya. 321 00:16:56,247 --> 00:16:58,715 Does that name mean anything to you? 322 00:16:58,749 --> 00:17:00,182 Uh, I have a cousin named Tanya. 323 00:17:00,216 --> 00:17:03,217 Yeah. Is your cousin a pimp? 324 00:17:03,252 --> 00:17:05,687 I don't think so. 325 00:17:05,721 --> 00:17:08,755 Jason, look at me. Do I look like some kind of 326 00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:12,324 sucker to you? Like some kind of a patsy? 327 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:14,526 Some kind of chump or fool? 328 00:17:14,561 --> 00:17:16,294 - No. No. - No? 329 00:17:16,329 --> 00:17:17,996 'Cause why do you treat me like one then? 330 00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:20,898 - Lenore sent you, right? - Who's Lenore? 331 00:17:20,933 --> 00:17:23,466 Jason, Christina told me 332 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,935 that you told her Tanya sent you. 333 00:17:25,969 --> 00:17:29,137 Now I'm Tanya and I know I didn't send you, so... 334 00:17:29,171 --> 00:17:31,139 My cousin Tanya isn't as pretty as you. 335 00:17:31,173 --> 00:17:32,607 Oh my God. All right. 336 00:17:32,641 --> 00:17:34,241 That kind of flattery is not gonna work. 337 00:17:34,276 --> 00:17:37,277 I'm here because I know that you have been specifically 338 00:17:37,312 --> 00:17:39,512 with Lenore targeting my clients, 339 00:17:39,547 --> 00:17:41,581 clients that I worked very hard to cultivate. 340 00:17:41,615 --> 00:17:44,850 - I'm telling you-- - I love that tattoo. 341 00:17:44,885 --> 00:17:48,220 A woman's wrist is just so sexy. 342 00:17:48,254 --> 00:17:49,754 I need you to stop, okay? 343 00:17:49,789 --> 00:17:52,657 I need you to stop stealing my clients. 344 00:17:52,691 --> 00:17:55,826 I've been very good to these women and Lenore, she's a snake. 345 00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:58,595 You don't-- don't trust her. 346 00:17:58,629 --> 00:18:02,065 I'm sorry. How can I make it up to you? 347 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,242 Partners-- one of us was there at 7:00. 348 00:18:14,276 --> 00:18:16,411 The other weaseled in at 6:00. 349 00:18:32,124 --> 00:18:33,891 Oh yeah. 350 00:18:33,925 --> 00:18:36,360 Yeah fuck. 351 00:18:36,394 --> 00:18:38,428 Yeah fuck! Oh! 352 00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:41,897 God yeah! Fuck me! 353 00:18:41,932 --> 00:18:44,500 Yeah! Fuck! 354 00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:47,736 Sweet. Sweet balls. 355 00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:57,310 Sweet balls. 356 00:19:05,484 --> 00:19:07,452 Ray, hi. 357 00:19:07,487 --> 00:19:10,621 - I got here early. - I can see that, Tanya. 358 00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:12,422 Where's the guy? 359 00:19:12,457 --> 00:19:15,958 Um, you know what? I-- it's all set. 360 00:19:15,993 --> 00:19:18,227 I-I took care of it. 361 00:19:18,262 --> 00:19:21,163 - Oh yeah? - What? 362 00:19:21,198 --> 00:19:24,366 Did you just have sex with that guy? 363 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,734 What are you talking about? 364 00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:30,804 You went behind my back 365 00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:33,240 when I specifically said I want to deal with the guy 366 00:19:33,274 --> 00:19:36,009 and you fucked him? 367 00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:38,677 - Um... - That's you being the captain? 368 00:19:38,712 --> 00:19:41,079 Look, what I did is I made 369 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:44,181 a calculated business decision for the two of us. 370 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,650 - Oh, it was a, a business decision. - Yes. 371 00:19:46,684 --> 00:19:48,452 Fucking a stranger in a bathroom? 372 00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:51,654 You fuck strangers all the time. 373 00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:53,422 That-- that's my job. 374 00:19:55,091 --> 00:19:56,925 - Oh, is that-- is that-- - No. 375 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,594 - Hey, guy. Hey, fella. - Ray, don't. Don't. 376 00:19:59,628 --> 00:20:01,728 - Come on, Ray. Ray! - Hey. 377 00:20:01,763 --> 00:20:04,031 - Ray! Oh my God. - Hey! 378 00:20:04,065 --> 00:20:07,232 - Okay, shit. Shit. - Hey. 379 00:20:09,368 --> 00:20:12,003 Hey! 380 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:19,809 Hey. Hey, fella. 381 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,578 Oh hey, man. 382 00:20:22,613 --> 00:20:24,780 - Do I know you? - Don't play dumb. 383 00:20:24,815 --> 00:20:26,215 I'm Ray, you're Jason. 384 00:20:26,249 --> 00:20:29,918 Look, I don't know what Tanya told you or Lenore told you 385 00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:32,453 or miss it's-always- my-birthday told you, 386 00:20:32,487 --> 00:20:34,822 so I'm gonna tell you: 387 00:20:34,856 --> 00:20:36,490 Stay away from my clients. 388 00:20:36,524 --> 00:20:38,191 I didn't know she was your client. 389 00:20:38,225 --> 00:20:40,326 Don't bullshit me. You knew. 390 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,528 No, I'm not. I had no idea. 391 00:20:42,562 --> 00:20:44,396 But honestly, man, 392 00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:47,498 I don't think she missed you that much. 393 00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:49,200 No offense. 394 00:20:49,234 --> 00:20:51,669 If you take one of my clients again-- 395 00:20:51,703 --> 00:20:53,604 I'm just trying to make them happy. 396 00:20:53,672 --> 00:20:56,740 I think I made your pimp happy. 397 00:20:56,774 --> 00:20:58,609 - Hey! - I don't want to fight you, man. 398 00:20:58,643 --> 00:21:00,911 - I don't want to hurt you. - Hey, come here. 399 00:21:00,945 --> 00:21:03,213 Come here. 400 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:07,684 Hey! Hey! 401 00:21:16,794 --> 00:21:18,728 I didn't mind the running. 402 00:21:18,762 --> 00:21:21,698 It was the breathing that was the problem. 403 00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:22,800 Aw, damn it. 404 00:21:29,838 --> 00:21:32,272 You okay? 405 00:21:37,077 --> 00:21:39,311 I can't believe you slept with that guy. 406 00:21:40,713 --> 00:21:43,915 - He's like 12. - He is not. 407 00:21:43,949 --> 00:21:46,250 He's at least 20-something. 408 00:21:52,857 --> 00:21:54,091 Why do you care so much? 409 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,326 Because you shouldn't have done it. 410 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,828 - We're a team. - Yeah, a team. 411 00:21:58,862 --> 00:22:01,430 But I'm not your backup. 412 00:22:05,101 --> 00:22:07,335 You know, sometimes I think you underestimate 413 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,203 just how valuable I am. 414 00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:12,372 Ow. 415 00:22:12,406 --> 00:22:14,373 You should get that looked at. 416 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,176 It's a bruised rib, Tanya. 417 00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:20,678 I'm an athlete. I've been through worse. 418 00:22:23,181 --> 00:22:25,482 What are we gonna do about this punk? 419 00:22:27,018 --> 00:22:28,719 I don't know. 420 00:22:28,753 --> 00:22:31,722 Come on, broken windows. 421 00:22:31,756 --> 00:22:34,224 We gonna give it up to Lenore? 422 00:22:34,258 --> 00:22:37,160 - No. - Hell no. 423 00:22:37,194 --> 00:22:39,995 Let's go get our client back. 424 00:22:46,769 --> 00:22:49,504 Oh my God. Sorry. Sorry I'm late. 425 00:22:49,538 --> 00:22:51,005 Um, okay, where were we? 426 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,607 Take your seats. Let's see, was that the-- 427 00:22:53,642 --> 00:22:56,410 Types of orgasm. Types of orgasm, right? 428 00:22:56,445 --> 00:23:00,347 Um, you know, there are more than you think, right? 429 00:23:00,381 --> 00:23:02,549 Uh, okay. 430 00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:03,950 Let's see. 431 00:23:03,985 --> 00:23:06,251 First we'll start with... 432 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,187 Clitoral orgasm. 433 00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:12,255 Okay, so when-- 434 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:15,291 - Oh my God. - Hi, Miss Skagle. 435 00:23:15,326 --> 00:23:18,561 - I'm one of your students. - No. 436 00:23:18,595 --> 00:23:21,196 - No you're not. - Yes I am. 437 00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:23,832 - I'm going to enroll. - No. 438 00:23:23,866 --> 00:23:25,767 I've heard such great things about this class. 439 00:23:25,801 --> 00:23:28,036 I've got my check 440 00:23:28,070 --> 00:23:32,573 and my class registration form all ready to go. 441 00:23:32,608 --> 00:23:34,442 I need this class. 442 00:23:34,477 --> 00:23:37,512 I've had such a tough couple of months 443 00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:40,147 and I've had several people close to me betray me. 444 00:23:40,182 --> 00:23:44,217 And along the way I've lost myself and my sexuality. 445 00:23:44,251 --> 00:23:47,286 I was hoping you could help me reclaim it, Tanya. 446 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,820 Right, okay. 447 00:23:48,855 --> 00:23:52,690 You and I, we'll go talk about this in my office. 448 00:23:52,725 --> 00:23:55,626 And-- and, uh-- uh-- 449 00:23:55,661 --> 00:23:57,762 So the green pamphlet 450 00:23:57,796 --> 00:24:00,064 on handjobs... 451 00:24:00,098 --> 00:24:03,534 You have no right to come barging into my classroom, 452 00:24:03,569 --> 00:24:05,571 let alone hacking into my email. 453 00:24:05,605 --> 00:24:08,040 - You've been stealing my clients. - Your clients? 454 00:24:08,074 --> 00:24:10,107 If I remember correctly, they are my clients. 455 00:24:10,142 --> 00:24:12,876 This center, selling lifestyle-- my idea. 456 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,443 I am just taking back what is mine. 457 00:24:14,478 --> 00:24:16,111 I am changing my passwords, Lenore. 458 00:24:16,146 --> 00:24:18,747 You are not going to be able to hack into my computer anymore. 459 00:24:18,781 --> 00:24:21,349 Oh really? Okay, let's see-- Christina Rutland, 460 00:24:21,384 --> 00:24:24,318 - Eloise Kuzenski... - Wait, where did you get that information? 461 00:24:24,353 --> 00:24:26,053 - ...Caroline Powell. - Where did you get that? 462 00:24:26,088 --> 00:24:28,122 Birthday girl was just a demo. I want my clients, 463 00:24:28,156 --> 00:24:30,990 50% of your profits and an apology. 464 00:24:31,025 --> 00:24:34,127 - Or what? - Or I take it all. 465 00:24:35,028 --> 00:24:36,929 Hey! 466 00:24:36,963 --> 00:24:38,930 You want it? Fish it out of the toilet. 467 00:24:38,965 --> 00:24:41,966 - What the fuck? - That's right. Oh my God. 468 00:24:43,635 --> 00:24:45,502 - Toilet water. Toilet water. - Ew! 469 00:24:45,537 --> 00:24:47,104 T-brain. 470 00:25:03,219 --> 00:25:05,452 Chapstick? 471 00:25:05,487 --> 00:25:07,120 Oh! 472 00:25:07,154 --> 00:25:10,089 - Ow. - What are you gonna do now, Tanya? 473 00:25:10,123 --> 00:25:11,923 Throw a teabag at me? 474 00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:13,691 You're never gonna make it. 475 00:25:13,726 --> 00:25:17,161 Not in this business, not in Detroit, not in life. 476 00:25:17,195 --> 00:25:19,696 You're a loser, Tanya. 477 00:25:19,730 --> 00:25:22,131 Once a loser, always a loser. 478 00:25:22,165 --> 00:25:24,600 You are a broken window. 479 00:25:39,683 --> 00:25:41,350 Whoa, okay, hi. 480 00:25:41,385 --> 00:25:43,552 Well, okay. 481 00:25:43,586 --> 00:25:47,722 Nobody said orgasmic living was easy, ladies. 482 00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:50,091 So where were we? 483 00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:54,794 Miss Bernard will not be attending class today. 484 00:25:54,829 --> 00:25:57,029 Okay. 485 00:26:02,135 --> 00:26:04,569 Vaginal. 486 00:26:10,942 --> 00:26:14,210 - Hey hey, man. - Thanks. 487 00:26:15,379 --> 00:26:18,247 - Which one? - Same. 488 00:26:21,684 --> 00:26:25,186 What's in the box? 489 00:26:25,221 --> 00:26:27,288 A bigger cake. 490 00:26:27,322 --> 00:26:30,591 She likes cake. You think that's gonna do it? 491 00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:33,293 - Do what? - Give you an edge. 492 00:26:33,327 --> 00:26:35,561 Bigger cake. 493 00:26:35,597 --> 00:26:37,296 Maybe. 494 00:26:37,331 --> 00:26:39,665 Oh. 495 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:42,200 Why don't you just go home, man? 496 00:26:42,235 --> 00:26:44,402 You know it's gonna be me. 497 00:26:49,073 --> 00:26:52,041 All right. 498 00:26:54,444 --> 00:26:55,444 What, just like that? 499 00:26:55,478 --> 00:26:58,980 Yeah, you want her, you got her. 500 00:26:59,014 --> 00:27:01,248 Here, take the cake. 501 00:27:01,282 --> 00:27:02,949 All right. Thank you. 502 00:27:02,984 --> 00:27:04,551 Mm-hmm. 503 00:27:05,420 --> 00:27:07,455 Ah. 504 00:27:07,489 --> 00:27:09,691 Ow, fuck. 505 00:27:09,726 --> 00:27:12,060 Oh come on, man. Are you serious? 506 00:27:14,730 --> 00:27:17,297 She's expecting me tonight, pal. 507 00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:19,999 And that's what she's gonna get. 508 00:27:20,033 --> 00:27:22,167 Good luck. 509 00:27:26,004 --> 00:27:35,125 Sync and corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 510 00:27:35,245 --> 00:27:37,646 ♪ We are on the street ♪ 511 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,715 ♪ we're out to get you, watch your back, boy ♪ 512 00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:44,017 ♪ we're on the floor ♪ 513 00:27:44,052 --> 00:27:47,621 ♪ you can't see us, you can't stop us ♪ 514 00:27:47,655 --> 00:27:50,590 ♪ even when we oh so sober, we like looking strange ♪ 515 00:27:50,624 --> 00:27:53,992 ♪ even though we don't complain, we won't be getting soft ♪ 516 00:27:54,027 --> 00:27:57,428 ♪ even though we oh so silly, we like looking strong ♪ 517 00:27:59,363 --> 00:28:01,397 ♪ hello ♪ 518 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:04,732 ♪ hello ♪ 519 00:28:05,701 --> 00:28:07,769 ♪ hello ♪ 520 00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:17,712 ♪ rouse it up ♪ 521 00:28:17,746 --> 00:28:19,112 ♪ listen to me, stop ♪