1 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,409 Evildoers of our kingdom, 2 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:03,414 we're always the losers, the bad guys. ls that fair? 3 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:04,707 No. 4 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:11,756 Well, starting tonight, l give you "Happily Never After." 5 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:14,592 Hold it, hold it, hold it! 6 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:20,181 Would the owner of a light blue coach with Narnia plates please move your vehicle? 7 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:23,184 You're parked in a trolls-only zone. Thank you. 8 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,270 While l have your attention, you see that there? 9 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:29,690 That's what we call a wicked stepmother. Feel free to boo. 10 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:33,069 l know what you're thinking. Who put a wicked stepmother in charge? 11 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,280 Were there free elections? Any chance of a recount? 12 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:38,407 You know what? Let's go back a little, 13 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:41,661 and l'll give you the lowdown on Fairy Tale Land. 14 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:44,914 Yeah, the name's kind of corny, but we had to call it something, 15 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:48,125 and Canada was already taken. So, anyway, 16 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,379 in this tower, high above the Prince's palace 17 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:55,424 was what you might call the Department of Fairy Tale Land Security. 18 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:58,427 This is where all the stories, you know the ones, 19 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:03,933 Rapunzel, Sleeping Beauty, The Frog Prince, 20 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:06,769 are watched over by a wizard. 21 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:10,523 And his job is to make sure every fairy tale goes by the book, 22 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,234 right up to their happy endings. 23 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:17,780 And that's why he has these. The scales of good and evil. 24 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,825 See that? They have a little pointer and everything. 25 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:24,954 As long as he keeps those things in balance, the stories never change, 26 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:28,583 and the endings stay happy, happy, happy. 27 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:32,503 The wizard also has two assistants, Munk and Mambo. 28 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:36,132 Munk's the guy who sees the glass as half-empty. 29 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,302 Mambo's the guy who probably peed in the glass. 30 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:44,807 You know what l'm talking about. A world-class troublemaker. 31 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:53,316 Yeah, these are the guys you want to trust your happy endings to. 32 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:02,325 Here's our story. Remember her? 33 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:07,204 She was the one with the whole "evil-evil, blah-blah-blah" speech a minute ago. 34 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:10,833 Anyway, let me fill you in on everyone in this particular tale. 35 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:15,296 We've got one wicked stepmother and two ugly stepsisters. 36 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,840 Delicate flowers of womanhood. 37 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:23,179 One fairy godmother. And l think she's a couple of Hansels short of a Gretel. 38 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,931 You know what l'm saying? 39 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,724 One Prince Charming. 40 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,561 Hold the charm. 41 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:35,274 And then there's one fair maiden. 42 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:37,318 Ella. 43 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:40,196 And you probably know her as Cinderella. 44 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,531 But she's always been Ella to me. 45 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:45,284 She's in love with that Prince you just saw. 46 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:47,954 What does Ella see in Prince Potato Head? 47 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,205 l have no idea. 48 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:52,708 But just look at her. She's so beautiful. 49 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:57,213 A girl like that can never fall for an ordinary guy like... 50 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:00,883 So you might be wondering by now who l am. 51 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,885 Well, have a look. 52 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:08,099 No, not Blondie McBiceps. No. Look to the left. 53 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,310 Keep going. There l am. 54 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,396 You know the Cinderella story, right? 55 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,899 Remember Rick the servant? Of course you don't! 56 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,985 l'm the guy who polishes the Prince's boots. 57 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,862 l'm the guy who washes his dishes and serves his meals 58 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:24,824 and does his laundry and flosses his teeth. 59 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,954 You know what kind of happy ending the royal flosser gets? 60 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,415 Right. None! 61 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,710 So, that's everyone important. And me. 62 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,962 Okay, let's see the title now. 63 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,678 Happier music, please. 64 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:20,629 So here we are. The day of the Prince's ball. 65 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:23,632 l managed to swipe some mail from the royal messenger's bag, 66 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,177 so l'd have an excuse to visit Ella. 67 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,137 Hello? 68 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:30,139 Oh, Rick, it's you. 69 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,683 l'm sorry to be such a disappointment. 70 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:35,686 No, no, l was expecting the royal messenger. 71 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,146 With these? 72 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:41,484 They're here! Did you see him today? What was he wearing? 73 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:46,447 One for my stepmother, two for my stepsisters, and none for me. 74 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,824 Wait, what's that? 75 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,410 You've got something here. 76 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:55,289 l'm invited, too! Just like l've dreamed about. 77 00:06:55,415 --> 00:07:00,127 The royal ball, and he'll be there in his royal shirt... 78 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:03,881 And his royal boots, which Rick spent two hours polishing. 79 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:06,300 And it was a royal pain in the butt. 80 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,385 l may even get to dance with him tonight. 81 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,680 Gosh, wouldn't that be super? He's dreamy. 82 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,100 -The Prince! -The invitations! 83 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,684 -They're here! -Move it! Give it! 84 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,269 lt's mine! 85 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,480 Out of the way! Move it! 86 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:22,650 -Mom totally hates you. -She hates you more. 87 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:26,278 -No, you! -You totally ripped my coiffure. 88 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,072 All right, knock it off! 89 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:32,535 Great. Here comes the dragon lady. 90 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,953 -You started it. -Did not. 91 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,287 -Did, too. -Oh, you so did. 92 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:36,539 Shut up, she's coming. 93 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:39,208 You know, it takes hours to get you looking like that. 94 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,753 Now we have to do the whole thing all over again. 95 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,256 And you. 96 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,092 Hand them over. 97 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,560 Come on, come on, cough it up. 98 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,895 l am invited, stepmother. 99 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:04,775 -lf she goes, she'll just embarrass us. -She has nothing to wear. 100 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:09,071 Now, girls. Of course Cinderella may go. 101 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,659 Unfortunately, she has a few things to do before the ball. 102 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:19,081 First, she has to polish my shoes. 103 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:23,460 Then cook us a pot roast, whiten the bath tubs, shampoo the cat, 104 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,964 reshingle the roof, give the carriage a lube job... 105 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,717 Shall l continue? 106 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:34,597 Ella, say no. You don't have to put up with that. 107 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,641 Oh, get back to the kitchen. 108 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:40,227 You're not her Prince Charming. 109 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,773 You're the dishwasher. 110 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,445 l am not. l do laundry, too. 111 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,783 Ella isn't the only one who's worked up about the ball. 112 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:59,788 The Prince is so excited, it's almost like he has a personality. 113 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:03,667 The same as always, Your Highness? 114 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:05,920 Not too much off the front. 115 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,632 Everything must be perfect. 116 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:14,303 Tonight's the night l meet my damsel. lt says so right here in the book. 117 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:19,183 Princely Rulebook, Section 1 2. "On his 21 st birthday, 118 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:22,269 "every prince must host a ball to find a damsel, 119 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:27,358 "preferably blond, who is either imprisoned, cursed, or distressed." 120 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:33,656 Oh, great. Downstairs neighbor, the airhead formerly known as Prince. 121 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:36,283 There's gotta be something better on. 122 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:39,078 There's Rapunzel, single-handedly keeping the kingdom's 123 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,163 shampoo industry in the black. 124 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:44,541 Apparently, her people have yet to master scissor technology. 125 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:48,671 Little Red Riding Hood, every wolf's favorite between-meal snack. 126 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,676 Oh, and then there's Rumpelstiltskin. 127 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:57,096 He's still trying to get the baby. Don't ask me why he wants a baby. 128 00:09:57,180 --> 00:10:00,557 Messy diapers, and the drooling, and the this and the... 129 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,851 Can we limit the editorializing? 130 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:07,189 Munk, Mambo, it's time for my vacation. 131 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:11,527 l'm off to Scotland. Remember what l taught you. 132 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:15,364 You have to maintain the balance between good and evil. 133 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,283 Don't worry, boss. 134 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,201 We're pros, sir. We're your assistants. 135 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,954 -Actually, l'm senior assistant. -Oh, what? 136 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:26,250 Just 'cause he hired you 300 years before me? That makes you senior? 137 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,880 Does he know he's wearing a skirt? 138 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,843 Ah, that's better. 139 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,889 Now, guys, no fooling around with the scales. 140 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:45,227 Same for the staff. No turning lead into gold. 141 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:49,898 No giving yourself huge pectoral muscles, Mambo. 142 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,860 Hey, it was a one-time thing, okay? 143 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,822 And keep a special eye on Cinderella. 144 00:10:56,906 --> 00:11:00,034 She'll be downstairs at the Prince's ball tonight. 145 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:03,954 -Everything will go by the book. -Just like it always does. 146 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:09,251 -Munk, open the portal. -Yes, your wizardry. 147 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:20,554 And remember, keep your eyes on the ball. 148 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:33,859 How do you like that? l'm a prince of portals. 149 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,944 A master of magic! 150 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:39,782 Big deal. You're the doorman... Doorpig... Hippo thingy. 151 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,867 You know what you are. 152 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,578 Can we get to work, please? 153 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,761 Ricky, where have you been? 154 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,806 You have to wash the dishes for the Prince's ball. 155 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:07,226 You went to see Ella again, didn't you? 156 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:13,065 What does she see in that loser prince? She doesn't even know the guy. 157 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,651 l have to deal with him every day of my life. 158 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,822 She is a prince dreamer, mon frere. 159 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:23,367 -You're gonna get nowhere with her. -Shut up. 160 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:27,079 l'm not trying to get anywhere. She's a friend. 161 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,999 l know what kind of friend you're talking about. 162 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:34,837 l need a friend like that, my friend, l tell you. 163 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,840 With friends like that, who needs enemies? 164 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:44,680 Gentlemen, the Prince is furious! 165 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:48,016 He demands his cranberry juice! 166 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,352 -No! -Not the cake! 167 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,523 Vanilla. 168 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,364 Come on, girls. Think Prince. 169 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,700 -Don't work too hard. -You missed a spot. 170 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,035 -See you at the ball. -As if. 171 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,371 Oh, Ella. 172 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:13,333 Remember, shampoo and condition the cat. 173 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:18,005 And don't forget to swab at its sores. lt loves that. 174 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,300 Oops. Sorry. 175 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:32,728 Oh, weepy, weepy. Cry, cry, cry. Sob. 176 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,315 And then Fairy Godmother to the rescue. 177 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,818 l love this part. "Don't cry, child." 178 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,196 Don't cry, child. 179 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:45,532 l'm your Fairy Godmother. l have come to grant your wish 180 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,827 -to be a real boy. -What? 181 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:52,498 -You're Cinderella, right? -Yeah. 182 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,459 Then let's get you ready for the ball. 183 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,227 That's not right. 184 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,486 Nice. 185 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,452 Yes. 186 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,705 Here we go. 187 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,212 Sassy. 188 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,131 Oops. 189 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,634 Yes. 190 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:53,141 -You look beautiful, Salmonella. -lt's Cinderella. 191 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:57,062 Cinderella, going to the ball. Again. 192 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,987 Sleeping Beauty, still sleeping. 193 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:09,825 Somebody get her a double espresso, please, and get me a triple. 194 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:14,329 You have but three chances to guess my name. 195 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:19,334 And if you fail, your baby shall be mine. 196 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:25,090 Rumpelstiltskin, still going for custody. l think he wants weekends, right? 197 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:29,511 Always the same thing. The good guys win. 198 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:33,473 And what do you want to have happen? Rumpelstiltskin gets the baby? 199 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:36,184 Cinderella stays a maid? 200 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:40,939 l just wish we could mix it up a little bit, you know. Make it a little edgier, you know. 201 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,941 Then let them have their happy ending. 202 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,527 We are not tipping the scales of good and evil 203 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,946 so you can be entertained. 204 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,699 What if we made the Seven Dwarfs seven feet tall? And... 205 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,783 No way. 206 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:56,121 -What about making Rapunzel go bald? -No. Forget it. 207 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:02,044 Couldn't we just give her split ends or dandruff or a mullet? Or something? 208 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,254 What about that? 209 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,390 Oh, look at me! l'm Munk! 210 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,060 Mambo, get down! 211 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,729 "l am Munk and my nostrils show 212 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:23,523 "l've got dandruff and bad BO" 213 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,317 Stop fooling around. You're going to break it. 214 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,694 "Munk is a bossy know-it-all 215 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:30,447 "With a butt the size of a shopping mall" 216 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,240 Stop it! That's enough! 217 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,535 All right, girls. We're almost at the ball, now... 218 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:38,121 -What are you doing? -Give me that perfume! 219 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,581 -lt's mine. -l need it more. 220 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,084 -No, l do. -l smell like camel sweat. 221 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,627 l smell like a dead pig. Smell me! 222 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,961 Knock it off! 223 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:48,548 Can't you two pretend to be human beings for one night? 224 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,926 Hurry up, slowpoke. 225 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,767 Who am l kidding? These girls are hopeless. 226 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,895 A donkey would have a better chance of marrying the prince. 227 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:05,232 l'm never going to get ahead in the world if l count on them. 228 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,859 Oh, there has to be another way. 229 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,363 And he's running! lt's Mambo by a mile! 230 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,491 You spin it off that stand, you are in big trouble! 231 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:15,992 "l'm dancing, l'm dancing 232 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,703 "l'm skating, l'm skating 233 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,246 "l'm backward skating, backward skating 234 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,123 "Not so easy, not so easy" 235 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:31,383 l told you to be careful! This is powerful magic! 236 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,551 Oh, boy. 237 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,887 These things control the fate of the entire kingdom! 238 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:41,768 Powerful magic? The fate of the kingdom? 239 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:46,189 Girls, Mum's gonna take matters into her own hands. 240 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,233 Don't wait up. 241 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,487 -Mother! -Mother! 242 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:56,700 Left, left, left, right, right, right, right, 243 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,786 down, down, down, more down, down... 244 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,330 -l'm calling the boss. -Why? 245 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,958 Why? We fixed it. Well, you fixed it. 246 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:08,628 l... We fixed it, 'cause l did the "down, down, down, left" part. 247 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:11,214 Which helped, yes or no? 248 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,426 Don't call the boss! 249 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:40,702 Forty flights of steps in heels? Oh, this had better be good. 250 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,252 Chapter four. "How a prince must behave at the ball. 251 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:52,881 "One. Smile at maidens." Hello. 252 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,720 "Two. Look heroic." 253 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:08,188 Yep. "Be Roman tic." 254 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,274 Be Roman tic? 255 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,069 "Be romantic." 256 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,202 Here he is. 257 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,287 -One side. -Move it. Move it. 258 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,039 -Excuse me. -My... 259 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,626 -He's dreamy. -l like him. 260 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,086 l love him. 261 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:39,511 Time to get your prince, my dear Mozzarella. 262 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,471 -lt's Cinderella. -Really? 263 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,598 Why'd you change it? 264 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,813 Thank you, Fairy Godmother. 265 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:54,234 Remember, it all ends at midnight. 266 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:01,575 Move it. You are in so much trouble! 267 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:05,453 And what are you gonna do about it? Turn me into a frog, Mr. Wizard? 268 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,790 Do you even know what you could've done? 269 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:12,168 Yeah, yeah, yeah, l know, l could've knocked over the scales of good and evil, 270 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:16,047 and changed the destiny of every character in Fairy Tale Land. 271 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,717 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But l didn't! 272 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,596 -Hiya, boys. -Wow. 273 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,223 Ouchie, mama! 274 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,851 -What's doing? -Frieda? 275 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,937 So, this is where it all happens? 276 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:35,358 And all this time, l thought it was fate. 277 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,112 -You can't be up here. -What is she doing here? 278 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,031 l didn't order a stepmother. 279 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:45,160 Come here, cutie. Show me those magic arts. 280 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,997 Come on, big boy. Teach me. 281 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:52,918 You know, l kind of go for these power-mad, villainous, evil women. 282 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,878 She thinks l'm the wizard. 283 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:59,341 We don't really do workshops. 284 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,677 Maybe you can come back another year. 285 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:06,222 This operation is about to have a hostile takeover. 286 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,391 Just call it a little power play. 287 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,938 Man, she is good! l mean bad. 288 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,816 Get out, or l'll zap you into a toad! 289 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,361 -Can you zap? -Just watch me. 290 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:24,366 Baby, l think you're all yap and no zap. 291 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,664 Okay, now we're flying. 292 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,208 l guess when you say zapping, you mean flying. 293 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,876 Shut up and drive! 294 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:39,297 l'll open the portal and get the boss. He'll fix everything. 295 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:44,636 -Don't let her get the staff. -Let go of it, you little freak! 296 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,888 Oh, no! 297 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,390 No airbags? 298 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,148 Gosh! 299 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:03,571 Mayday! Mayday! We're going down! 300 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,909 We're on fire! Burning! 301 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:12,706 Prepare for grievous bodily harm! 302 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,342 Warn me next time you zap. 303 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,522 You should totally fall in love with me. 304 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:42,193 Me. l read a book once. A very interesting book. 305 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:52,871 -Who's that? -Her feet are so tiny. 306 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:01,796 She's perfect. 307 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:05,300 -Where is she from? -She's beautiful. 308 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,197 What's wrong? 309 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:30,075 l detect the strangest smell of pumpkin. 310 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,162 l like pumpkin. 311 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:39,501 Welcome to the worst moment of my life, so far. 312 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:46,591 Let's see. Which of my toys should l play with first? 313 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,012 Warm. 314 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:55,517 What's this? 315 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:02,148 Hi, Grandma. What big eyes you have. 316 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,610 All the better to see you with, my dear. 317 00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:08,029 What big, yellow teeth you have! 318 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:11,366 The better to eat you with! 319 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:18,206 Here they are again. lnteresting. 320 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:23,795 Now let's see if... 321 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:25,880 Oh, Rapunzel, Rapunzel, 322 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,882 let down your hair! 323 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,557 l wonder what happens if l just... 324 00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:43,064 Ow! l'm on my keys. 325 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,903 Oh, it's so easy. Just the touch of a finger. 326 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,421 A pajama party. 327 00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:35,742 You have but three chances to guess my name. 328 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:41,831 And if you fail, your baby shall be mine! 329 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:46,586 -Fabio? -No. 330 00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:47,712 -Beelzebub? -No. 331 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:52,717 -Rumpel... Masashi? -No. 332 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,979 Rock-a-bye-bye, baby. 333 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:13,029 Hey, that's my house. 334 00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:16,658 And... Ella? 335 00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:21,329 Hey, you've got to be kidding me. That little... 336 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:26,251 She gets the Prince? And the palace? And l... 337 00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:30,713 l get nada? Zilch? Nothing? 338 00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:36,261 No way! Not while l'm in charge! 339 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:46,271 Left, right, left, left, right, left. 340 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:57,156 Oh, I don't believe this. 341 00:26:57,199 --> 00:27:01,536 How did she get there? And where did she get that dress? 342 00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:05,373 And where can l get one? 343 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,167 l love those little ruffles down the front. 344 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:22,432 So, what do you do? Are you a fair maiden? Lady-in-waiting? 345 00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:28,229 -Damsel in distress? -Well, l will be. Kind of. At midnight. 346 00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:30,732 Oh, come on. 347 00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:40,742 l think the little princess needs a makeover! 348 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,751 What happened? 349 00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:53,087 Sorry. 350 00:27:57,051 --> 00:27:59,093 Where did that maiden go? Did you see her? 351 00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:03,431 Oh, maiden! Oh, maiden! 352 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:13,775 A slipper? Maybe she was the maiden after all. 353 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:18,529 At last, a damsel in distress. 354 00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:25,244 Here. Section four, paragraph eight. "Once a prince finds his true love 355 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:27,622 "he may never let her go." 356 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:31,959 l will find you, my love, 357 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:35,880 if l must ride to the ends of the earth to do so. 358 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:40,843 Your Majesty. Please, wait. l'm right... 359 00:28:43,806 --> 00:28:45,890 -here. -l can swim a little! 360 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:48,142 That is the Prince? 361 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,479 What a loser. 362 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,316 Serves her right. 363 00:28:57,820 --> 00:29:01,489 Well, if l'm gonna shake things up around here, 364 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,325 l'm gonna need some bad guys. 365 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,703 lt's time to party! 366 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,938 Maybe it's just fireworks. 367 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:42,196 -l've never seen that before. -Come on, let's go. 368 00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:43,865 This way. 369 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:05,470 Something's going down at the palace. 370 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,597 Sweet. 371 00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:14,187 Death from above! 372 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:35,750 Rick! Oh, my gosh, Rick! 373 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:40,713 l was dancing with the Prince and my dress disappeared. 374 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:43,299 Okay, so that's too much information. But thank you. 375 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:46,928 lt was supposed to last till midnight, but it didn't and... 376 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:49,805 Then there was this light in the sky. Something's wrong. 377 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,516 Yeah, l'll say. 378 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,851 Captain, there's a breach. Look. 379 00:31:06,657 --> 00:31:10,451 Evildoers of our kingdom... 380 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,621 -Hiya! -Hello. 381 00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:18,125 So, guys, ever think there could be more to life than this? 382 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:23,381 We're always the losers, the bad guys. ls that fair? 383 00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:24,966 No. 384 00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:27,552 -Frieda. -And who wins? 385 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:31,472 The dorky ingenues and their pretentious princes. 386 00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:36,644 Well, from now on, say goodbye to losing. 387 00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:39,647 And say hello to winning. 388 00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:43,526 Yes to little girls who get eaten by wolves. 389 00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:48,197 To princesses who never get their prince, 390 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:55,496 because starting tonight, l give you "Happily Never After." 391 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:01,210 Yeah, this is where you came in. 392 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,921 l hate to tell you, but it gets worse. 393 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:15,766 We demand that you depart this palace at once. 394 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:18,102 Yeah. You heard the man. 395 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:20,313 What you gonna do if we don't? 396 00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:23,608 Let's make guard kebabs. 397 00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:28,195 -This is gonna be great. -l like to hit things. 398 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,243 That was my favorite lance! 399 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,546 -Rick, we have to do something. -Okay. 400 00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:47,798 -Well, we can... -l know. We'll find the Prince. 401 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:51,010 He's out looking for me now. We have to find him. 402 00:32:51,053 --> 00:32:54,805 For what? He's a pretty boy. He just does whatever his little book says. 403 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:57,808 l'm sure his book will tell him to save the day. 404 00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:00,853 lf you think that poseur is gonna save us, you're dreaming. 405 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:04,231 Maybe l am dreaming, but somehow l know... 406 00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:06,651 l know this wasn't supposed to happen. 407 00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:09,487 lt's Frieda. She's making everything bad. 408 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:13,240 Just like she always has for me, but for everyone. 409 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:17,244 We need a hero to stop her. We need the Prince. 410 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:21,248 -You mean, you need the Prince. -This isn't about me. 411 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,001 -She's taking over. -Yes, it is. 412 00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:26,671 lt's about you becoming a princess so you can move upstairs 413 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,422 and forget people like me exist. 414 00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:30,758 You know what? You're being ridiculous. 415 00:33:30,801 --> 00:33:33,094 Ridiculous? You know what? 416 00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:36,013 You need to get out of here. You're blocking my light. 417 00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:38,224 And l've got dishes to wash. 418 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:42,269 Okay, fine. l don't need you anyway. 419 00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:50,486 Go with her, mon ami. She does need you. 420 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,947 For what? To chase after that jerk? 421 00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:55,700 Prince envy. 422 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:06,335 How could we screw up so badly? The wizard will never trust us again. 423 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,295 The wizard will never trust you again. 424 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:11,632 -You knocked over the ball. -You gave her the staff. 425 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:15,928 A wicked stepmother with the wizard's staff! 426 00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:19,306 She could take over the kingdom! 427 00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:23,477 lf we don't fix this mess before the boss gets back from vacation, he'll... 428 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:26,647 He'll turn us into toads, is what he'll do. 429 00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:30,317 l like the way l look already. l don't want to be a frog! 430 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,153 Oh, no. 431 00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,865 What if he makes me look like you? 432 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,828 -l know what we need. -Yeah, a newjob. 433 00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:43,414 l've seen these tales a million times. 434 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:46,667 And who is the one guy that always wins in the end? 435 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:49,503 -The Prince. -Or the simpleton. 436 00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:51,839 Exactly. The simpleton. 437 00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:54,341 l mean, the Prince. 438 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:57,720 Hello? Excuse me. 439 00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:01,849 Cinderella? 440 00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:03,642 How do you know me? Never mind. 441 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,519 Did you guys see a prince come this way? 442 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:09,106 Six-foot two, perfect body, perfect face, perfect everything. 443 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:12,860 Why, no. Did you come from the palace, by any chance? 444 00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:15,362 Yes, it was horrible. 445 00:35:15,489 --> 00:35:19,492 Trolls, witches. The bad guys have taken over. 446 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,829 Who are you guys? What are you guys? 447 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:28,626 l'm Munk. He's Mambo. We work for the wizard. 448 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:31,796 -We had a little accident. -Accident? 449 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:36,717 We let a wicked stepmother get control of the kingdom's destiny. 450 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,803 She has the boss' staff. 451 00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:41,347 Okay, okay, no arguing. 452 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:44,850 Could you guys, like, fix all this and make everything the way it was meant to be? 453 00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:45,935 Of course. 454 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:48,270 Yeah, but first we'd have to get past Frieda. 455 00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:50,272 For which we need the Prince. 456 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:53,108 Well, come with me. l'm looking for him, too. 457 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:54,944 He'll help us save the day. 458 00:35:56,655 --> 00:36:00,825 The Prince defeats Frieda, we fix the scales of good and evil 459 00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:03,285 and the boss doesn't have to know. 460 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:06,914 That might actually work. Let's find the Prince. 461 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,415 Heck, yeah, it'll work! 462 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:11,418 He'll take that mother down a few steps! 463 00:36:57,674 --> 00:36:59,800 Seven billy goats gruff, medium rare. 464 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:05,097 Three little pigs' ribs and a cow-that-jumped-over-the-moon burger. 465 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,640 With fries. 466 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:09,768 How's the salad, big guy? 467 00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:19,778 -Get you guys a refill on the meat? -Yeah, what's your rush, kid? 468 00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:22,823 Sit down. Take a load off. 469 00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:25,284 -Pour yourself a glass. -All right. 470 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,119 Don't mind if l do. 471 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:30,497 You know, that's the first time anybody asked me to sit down. 472 00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:36,545 -So, what's your name, kid? -Rick. 473 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:40,341 So, are you a good guy, or a bad guy, 474 00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:44,303 -or a what guy? -Neither. l work in the kitchen. 475 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:47,598 Let me give you some advice. 476 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:51,310 Around here, you're either a good guy 477 00:37:51,353 --> 00:37:55,105 or a bad guy, and between you and me, 478 00:37:55,607 --> 00:38:00,694 l don't see much future in being good. Capiche? 479 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:19,505 Mon frere, what are you doing hanging around? 480 00:38:19,589 --> 00:38:22,716 Those guys are cool. They're not too good to hang with the help. 481 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,719 A good friend does not let a good friend down. 482 00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:27,596 Would you get out of my way? 483 00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:31,934 You should be with her, out there by her side. 484 00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:36,897 What for? She wants a prince, remember? 485 00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:57,084 Wizardress. Too hard to say. 486 00:38:57,293 --> 00:39:02,006 General. Mistress. Queen of Calamity. Your Highness. 487 00:39:02,215 --> 00:39:05,342 Your Lowness. Your Badness. 488 00:39:05,427 --> 00:39:10,264 -Excuse me, empress of evil. -Empress? 489 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:16,270 l like it. Still kind of stuffy, but beats stepmother. 490 00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:19,732 l've come to offer my services. 491 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:22,526 And why would l need you, shrimp? 492 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:25,237 l'm Rumpelstiltskin. 493 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:29,867 l'm the supremely evil, diabolical mastermind. 494 00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:33,287 l have information about a plot against you. 495 00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:35,247 Already? Get out. 496 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:39,543 Wait. Hold on. This info... 497 00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:41,962 What do you want in exchange? 498 00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:45,132 l'll become your evil co-wizard. 499 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,384 Diabolical vice-president. 500 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,803 Your malicious creative exec. 501 00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:52,848 Dastardly follower, in charge of badness. 502 00:39:56,061 --> 00:40:00,397 l stole a baby. That's about as evil as it gets. 503 00:40:00,482 --> 00:40:03,442 Okay, okay. Sidekick. 504 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,615 Your fear-inspiring, 505 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:13,035 terrifyingly evil sidekick. 506 00:40:20,043 --> 00:40:22,127 Somebody needs a diaper change. 507 00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:30,511 Empress, l overheard 508 00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:34,223 the wizard's assistants conspiring in the woods. 509 00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:38,894 Those little freaks? Get out. You are so wasting my time. 510 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:41,480 But they're searching for the Prince. 511 00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:45,317 -And helping them is a girl. -A girl? 512 00:40:45,527 --> 00:40:49,863 Five-four, dark hair, beautiful, humble clothes, 513 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:54,118 -extremely petite feet. -Ella. 514 00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:59,123 l hate that girl. She's so girly. 515 00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:11,885 Your Majesty? Prince? 516 00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:14,012 That didn't sound like a prince. 517 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:17,850 Did l say l wanted it edgier? l don't want it edgy. 518 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:22,020 l want it happy. Roses and tiaras and ball gowns and... 519 00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:32,030 Kiss it. Maybe it'll turn into a prince. 520 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:46,253 Well, it was worth a try. 521 00:41:52,302 --> 00:41:53,594 Sweet. 522 00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:05,564 Hey, watch the snout. 523 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:09,610 Oh, believe me, l'm watching it, l'm watching it. 524 00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:21,246 Hello, rogues! Victory is near! 525 00:42:21,456 --> 00:42:25,626 But there's just one little seed of goodness that refuses to die 526 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,628 in the winter of our content! 527 00:42:28,630 --> 00:42:35,469 Go forth! Find Cinderella, and bring her to me! 528 00:42:38,348 --> 00:42:41,725 -Us? Work? -Before noon? 529 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:45,979 Yes, we're more nocturnal villains. 530 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:48,440 You see, that means we operate at night. 531 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:13,840 You still here? 532 00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:10,272 How do you start this thing? 533 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:53,774 Well, it's probably just a... 534 00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:56,276 What do you call those things that aren't wolves? 535 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,288 Kiss it! Maybe it will turn into a prince! 536 00:45:08,331 --> 00:45:11,917 Bad doggie. Down, boy. Stay. 537 00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,306 You okay? 538 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,478 Oh, gosh. 539 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:38,318 The Mountain of Death. Let's go, boy. 540 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:09,224 Please tell me that's modern art. 541 00:46:12,562 --> 00:46:14,521 l don't think we should... 542 00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:31,788 Locks on the door. 543 00:46:33,374 --> 00:46:35,167 Bars on the windows. 544 00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:38,670 l know who lives here. 545 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,307 Hey, that was my big toe. 546 00:46:51,184 --> 00:46:52,350 Hey! 547 00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:54,519 You get away from there. 548 00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:56,480 No trespassing. 549 00:46:56,564 --> 00:46:58,148 Yeah. Can't you read? 550 00:46:58,232 --> 00:47:01,234 l bet them's the ones who took Snow White. 551 00:47:03,112 --> 00:47:04,696 We don't even know Snow White. 552 00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:06,573 l used to spy on her, though. 553 00:47:09,410 --> 00:47:12,913 Well, no. More like peeking in on. No, checking in. 554 00:47:12,955 --> 00:47:16,666 Let's call it that. Check. l checked in on her, occasionally. 555 00:47:17,627 --> 00:47:18,919 We're looking for the Prince. 556 00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:21,671 lf we don't find him, the kingdom will be lost. 557 00:47:22,507 --> 00:47:26,551 Oh, and can l remind you of something? We're being chased by the bad guys. 558 00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:35,268 Correction. Surrounded by them. 559 00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:37,687 Please. Please. You have to help us. 560 00:47:38,648 --> 00:47:40,065 lnside. 561 00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:55,455 lnitiating primary defense! 562 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:00,919 Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 563 00:48:15,518 --> 00:48:16,768 Uh-oh. 564 00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:22,983 lt's the big one. 565 00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:26,444 Why do you call it "the big one"? 566 00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:30,240 lt's the mother of all battles! 567 00:48:30,324 --> 00:48:32,826 -Move it! -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 568 00:48:33,661 --> 00:48:35,745 We knew it was a-comin'. 569 00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:37,372 We just didn't know how. 570 00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:39,040 -Or why. -Or why. 571 00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:42,711 We've been getting ready for the big one for years. 572 00:48:59,729 --> 00:49:01,688 -Sick 'em. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 573 00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:07,027 Billy Bob, crank up the big lady. 574 00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:19,331 -You! -What? 575 00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:20,373 With me. 576 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:22,709 Me? Oh, but l don't... 577 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:24,878 Lock and load, Cletus. 578 00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:34,512 What's that? 579 00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:37,891 She's stuck! 580 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:39,434 Bubba, give me your hand. 581 00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:41,353 How about a foot? 582 00:49:52,365 --> 00:49:55,200 Darling, load up them diamonds. 583 00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:58,745 Me? Are you sure? l don't think that's a... 584 00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:00,664 Diamonds? 585 00:50:00,748 --> 00:50:02,749 Why do you think we've been saving them? 586 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:06,961 They're harder than a knight's sword and sharper than a dragon's tooth. 587 00:50:07,922 --> 00:50:10,757 Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 588 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:13,134 Take that, you varmints! 589 00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:20,975 You're a wolf. Get some teeth. 590 00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:23,395 Some growling would be nice. 591 00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:25,939 Some biting would be better. 592 00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:33,363 -Target, 500 yards! Follow me in! -Roger. 593 00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:39,119 Oh, no, we got witches, 2:00. 594 00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,871 l really, really don't like this. 595 00:50:41,956 --> 00:50:44,249 Oh, what? And l do? 596 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:52,549 Come on, little lady. 597 00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:56,344 Show me what you got, witches! 598 00:51:29,754 --> 00:51:31,129 Munk! 599 00:51:31,172 --> 00:51:36,551 Mambo! Reload! Reload! Rubies, diamonds, everything we've got. 600 00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:47,937 l'm hit! l'm hit! 601 00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:50,857 Heigh-ho! 602 00:51:53,194 --> 00:51:54,194 Dang. 603 00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:56,821 We tried to teach Snow White to shoot. 604 00:51:56,864 --> 00:52:00,283 But she couldn't hit the side of a barn. 605 00:52:00,367 --> 00:52:01,367 -Wow! -What? 606 00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:03,036 l didn't know l had it in me. 607 00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:05,413 Lady, you can call me Duke. 608 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:09,626 lce Queen. We lost lce Queen. Retreat. 609 00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:13,463 No way. Hold it together. Circle around! 610 00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:15,340 -Do you copy? -Roger. 611 00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:20,678 Hey, we should spell out "Surrender, Cinderella." 612 00:52:20,721 --> 00:52:23,556 Negative! Proceed as planned. 613 00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:29,270 Yeah. Eat this, dwarves. 614 00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:35,401 Ella! 615 00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:42,367 Pardon me, ladies. 616 00:52:47,957 --> 00:52:50,250 -Ella! -Rick, you're here. 617 00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:53,586 Yeah. Things were kind of slow in the kitchen. 618 00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:56,506 Munk! Mambo! Jump on! 619 00:52:59,218 --> 00:53:00,593 Wait! 620 00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:08,017 -Duke! -Don't worry about us, darling! 621 00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:10,562 You just find that there prince! 622 00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:14,899 The dishwasher? The dishwasher saved her? 623 00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:18,111 This is like a good dream you can't wake up from. 624 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:22,657 l've sent witches. l've sent trolls. Nothing is working. 625 00:53:24,493 --> 00:53:27,704 Then the Prince took Cinderella to his castle. 626 00:53:27,788 --> 00:53:30,373 And they lived happily ever after. 627 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:33,585 No, they did not! Whose side are you on? 628 00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:39,757 lf l may ask, 629 00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:42,802 why do you hate Cinderella so much? 630 00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:47,140 l mean, according to the tale, she never did anything to you. 631 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:49,434 l don't know. Because she's gorgeous? 632 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:51,603 Because she's too stupid to know her place? 633 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:54,439 Because she's so cheerful about everything? 634 00:53:54,481 --> 00:54:00,445 Because if she wins, she'll be the queen and l will be the stepmom, forever? 635 00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:07,327 ls that baby making you soft or what? 636 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,287 That's it. 637 00:54:09,330 --> 00:54:13,249 You can't send witches or wolves to do an empress' job. 638 00:54:13,334 --> 00:54:15,043 Get me a broom. 639 00:54:15,127 --> 00:54:19,839 l'm gonna take out little miss goody two-slippers myself. 640 00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:28,973 Heads up, Cindy. Stepmom is on her way. 641 00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:37,649 Thanks, Rick. But what are you doing here? 642 00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:40,318 l just thought you could use a little help. 643 00:54:40,361 --> 00:54:42,987 -You're the best. -Any luck finding the Prince? 644 00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:46,532 Not yet. This is Mambo and Munk. They're helping, too. 645 00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:53,623 Look, l say there's no time to find the Prince. 646 00:54:53,707 --> 00:54:57,085 We've got to take Frieda out ourselves. 647 00:54:57,169 --> 00:54:59,629 But she has the wizard's staff. 648 00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:04,467 So take it. Just create a distraction. Sneak up on her and jump her. 649 00:55:04,551 --> 00:55:07,178 Okay, good. We make a distraction. We do some sneaking. 650 00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:09,389 And then, this jumping thing, though... 651 00:55:09,431 --> 00:55:12,058 l don't know. l have a bad back. Who's doing the jumping? 652 00:55:12,101 --> 00:55:13,643 We are. 653 00:55:13,727 --> 00:55:17,271 But there are trolls in the palace, and that woman... 654 00:55:17,356 --> 00:55:19,649 Big deal. l can get you in. 655 00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:23,236 We could do this without a prince. 656 00:55:24,238 --> 00:55:26,489 There he is. l'm sure that's him. 657 00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:29,742 Maiden! Maiden! 658 00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:33,830 Hello! Prince? Hey, up here. 659 00:55:33,914 --> 00:55:35,415 We're too high. 660 00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:37,959 -Rick, go back. -l can't. 661 00:55:38,043 --> 00:55:40,086 You can't, or you won't? 662 00:55:40,421 --> 00:55:42,046 Come on. 663 00:55:43,424 --> 00:55:44,799 Again with the crashing! 664 00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:47,635 l hate gravity. l hate it! 665 00:55:56,061 --> 00:55:57,854 Ella, you okay? 666 00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,942 Prince? Hello? 667 00:56:03,027 --> 00:56:04,861 We must have overshot him by a mile. 668 00:56:04,945 --> 00:56:08,948 Yeah. We lost him. Just like you wanted. 669 00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:11,617 What? Ella, l didn't... 670 00:56:12,953 --> 00:56:15,955 Ella. Ella, wait. 671 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:21,461 Come on. We ran out of fuel or something. 672 00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:24,297 Sure. You don't want to find the Prince. 673 00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:27,341 You want him out of the way, so you can be the hero yourself. 674 00:56:27,426 --> 00:56:33,264 Ella, l know the Prince. He's hopeless. And l know l can do it. 675 00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:38,019 No, you can't. You can't save the day. You're not a prince, you're just... 676 00:56:39,063 --> 00:56:40,271 Rick. 677 00:56:43,484 --> 00:56:44,734 l... 678 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,321 -Sorry about that. Are you... -Fine. lt was fine. 679 00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:52,075 -l mean, l'm fine. -l guess we should look for the... 680 00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:55,161 -Prince. The Prince. -Yeah. 681 00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:58,164 We'll go back and find him. 682 00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,665 Wait. 683 00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:03,002 You wanna find him? Fine. But let's do it smart. 684 00:57:03,087 --> 00:57:06,422 lt's almost dark and we don't even know which way is back. 685 00:57:06,507 --> 00:57:09,842 You guys hang low. l'll go look for him. 686 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:14,388 Rick. 687 00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:18,184 Thank you. 688 00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:34,325 So, l'm finding Ella's prince for her. This was the last thing l wanted to do. 689 00:57:35,202 --> 00:57:37,870 But we both knew how the story had to end. 690 00:59:22,351 --> 00:59:24,143 We need your help. 691 00:59:24,186 --> 00:59:26,812 lt's that kitchen boy. 692 00:59:26,855 --> 00:59:29,148 l don't have time to explain. Ella needs you. 693 00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:32,485 -You gotta save her. -Yes. Yes. Yes. 694 00:59:34,655 --> 00:59:36,656 Did you bring me my laundry? 695 00:59:37,157 --> 00:59:41,661 Ella, the girl you danced with at the ball. 696 00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:42,995 That maiden? 697 00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:47,917 Well, l've crossed deserts and mountains, babbling brooks and things, 698 00:59:48,001 --> 00:59:51,837 to bring her this. 699 00:59:53,799 --> 00:59:56,926 You crossed a desert to bring her a shoe? 700 00:59:57,010 --> 00:59:59,136 Yes. Well, it's in the book. 701 01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:07,186 So, if Frieda hadn't tipped the scales, the Prince and l would've gotten married? 702 01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:10,940 You always do. 703 01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:14,485 What about Rick? What happens to him? 704 01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:16,153 He just works in the kitchen. 705 01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:19,240 Yeah. lt's not his story. 706 01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:21,742 -Oh. -What's wrong? 707 01:00:22,869 --> 01:00:24,704 lt's your happy ending. 708 01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:29,417 You get wedding bells, roses. You ride off into the sunset. 709 01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:31,794 And then what? 710 01:00:32,212 --> 01:00:35,006 Nothing. That's the end of your tale. 711 01:00:37,009 --> 01:00:38,259 What? 712 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:45,308 That's all? That's my whole life? l just marry the Prince? 713 01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:46,851 What else did you expect? 714 01:00:47,811 --> 01:00:49,478 l don't know. 715 01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:52,148 l guess more. 716 01:00:52,774 --> 01:00:55,443 l say happy endings are boring. 717 01:00:55,527 --> 01:00:58,612 Just think about what you want and go for it. 718 01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:08,456 -Frieda. -Oh, no. Not again. 719 01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:09,999 Help! 720 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,585 Hi, Cinderelly! 721 01:01:19,301 --> 01:01:21,927 Under the bushes! Hide! 722 01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:26,432 Under the bushes? That's... Those aren't... That's a stick. 723 01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:52,458 Come to Stepmommy. 724 01:01:54,795 --> 01:01:56,962 Ella! No! 725 01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:58,255 Rick... 726 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:02,301 Rick! 727 01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:09,475 Blast! Looks like we lost her! 728 01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:26,575 Maiden! Maiden! 729 01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:29,829 Help! Please. 730 01:02:30,497 --> 01:02:32,790 -Please, help me. -Maiden. 731 01:02:32,833 --> 01:02:36,377 -Prince. Help. -l've got... 732 01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:41,674 Why 733 01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,509 log 734 01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:45,469 hurt 735 01:02:45,804 --> 01:02:47,012 Prince? 736 01:02:47,889 --> 01:02:49,390 Sleepy now. 737 01:02:59,651 --> 01:03:03,696 Well, don't just sit there. Get back on your horse. Save her. 738 01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:11,996 Right. Perfect. My chance to prove myself. 739 01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:17,543 Exactly what am l saving her from? 740 01:03:17,586 --> 01:03:21,755 Basically, a power-mad evil stepmother with awesome magic, 741 01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:26,343 and every bad guy in the history of fairy tales who've taken over your palace. 742 01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:31,265 Oh, forget it. This guy is useless. l'm gonna save her. 743 01:03:31,349 --> 01:03:35,394 Rick, l like the idea, but... 744 01:03:36,438 --> 01:03:40,566 l don't know how to break this to you, but that is just not how it works. 745 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:43,777 He's the one who saves her, always. 746 01:03:44,571 --> 01:03:46,071 You're the Prince. 747 01:03:46,114 --> 01:03:48,908 Don't you want to save your damsel in distress? 748 01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:52,161 Yeah. And we're talking distress, big time. 749 01:03:53,288 --> 01:03:58,792 And l will save you, my little slipper girl. 750 01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:08,052 Have no fear, my beloved. 751 01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:16,018 Stirrup, straps. 752 01:04:16,102 --> 01:04:19,271 Do not let go of the reins. Right. Got it. 753 01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:36,288 What's going on? 754 01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:39,333 There's the dashing Prince. He's charging. 755 01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:44,088 He's wielding his noble sword with fiery determination. 756 01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:48,425 He's falling off. He's falling off the steed. He fell off. He's on the ground now. 757 01:04:48,468 --> 01:04:50,094 He's on the ground. He's looking for his noble sword. 758 01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:52,137 l'm almost starting to feel sorry for the guy. 759 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:53,389 He's feeling around. He's... 760 01:04:53,473 --> 01:04:55,224 -He has a stick. -No! 761 01:04:55,767 --> 01:04:57,142 They're kicking him now. 762 01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:59,478 And they're laughing. They're laughing at him. 763 01:04:59,521 --> 01:05:02,815 And they're... Oh, he just got captured. 764 01:05:03,441 --> 01:05:05,150 "Capture By Trolls..." 765 01:05:05,485 --> 01:05:07,778 "Kiss thy royal butt goodbye"? 766 01:05:11,992 --> 01:05:13,117 Bye-bye. 767 01:05:15,328 --> 01:05:18,330 Well, no more Prince. What now? 768 01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:22,334 No more anybody else, either. Look. 769 01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:39,518 We have to fix the scales and save the kingdom. 770 01:05:39,603 --> 01:05:41,854 While there's something left to save. 771 01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:45,274 We will, without a prince. 772 01:05:52,741 --> 01:05:56,035 Well, well, Ella. 773 01:05:57,746 --> 01:05:59,371 Cinderella. 774 01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:02,416 Now, what should l do with you? 775 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:04,668 Turn you into a snail? 776 01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:07,504 Make you sleep for a thousand years? 777 01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:10,924 Shrink you? Eat you? Poison you? 778 01:06:11,009 --> 01:06:14,136 l'm not scared of you. When the Prince comes... 779 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:18,432 Everyone will live happily ever after. 780 01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:22,728 You always were such an annoying little optimist. 781 01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:27,399 Fortunately, happy endings are so yesterday. 782 01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:30,903 Red Riding Hood, only the hood is left. 783 01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:33,739 Size six, if you want one. 784 01:06:33,782 --> 01:06:40,329 And Sleeping Beauty, nighty night, after night, after night, forever. 785 01:06:41,456 --> 01:06:43,916 And Cinderelly. 786 01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:47,920 Still dreaming of her big, strong prince. 787 01:06:47,962 --> 01:06:50,881 Well, don't hold your breath, baby. 788 01:06:52,592 --> 01:06:53,926 l did it all. 789 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:57,513 The ball, the girl, the haircut, the shirt, the steed. 790 01:06:57,597 --> 01:07:01,183 l even had the perfect underwear. 791 01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:03,727 l'm a failure. 792 01:07:08,233 --> 01:07:10,567 No, that's impossible. 793 01:07:10,610 --> 01:07:14,363 He's the Prince. He's a hero. He can't... 794 01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:16,532 Can't what? Lose? 795 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:26,208 Oh, feed that thing, you half-wit. 796 01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:29,044 But if l feed him now, he's gonna be up all night. 797 01:07:29,129 --> 01:07:32,339 Then l'll feed him to the crocodiles in the moat. 798 01:07:33,466 --> 01:07:34,800 Empress? 799 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:39,471 Oh, Cinderelly! Going so soon? 800 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:47,229 Your party's just getting started, babe. 801 01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:50,733 We're gonna have our own ball. 802 01:08:00,368 --> 01:08:04,580 -Are you sure about this? -No. Act cool. 803 01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:10,043 Hey, l'm just trying to put money in your pocket, player. 804 01:08:10,128 --> 01:08:11,378 Yo! 805 01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:19,052 -Yo! -All right. 806 01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:23,515 Yo! We're cool. We're low. 807 01:08:23,558 --> 01:08:28,353 We're on the down low. D.L. Down low. 808 01:08:28,396 --> 01:08:31,732 Way down here. We're slowly, bowly, roly, poly. 809 01:08:32,525 --> 01:08:34,735 Hey, what's wrong with you? 810 01:08:34,819 --> 01:08:36,528 l'm down. They like me. 811 01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:41,408 l parley-vous their hippy-hip, coolio, bombio, phatty lingo. 812 01:08:41,493 --> 01:08:44,495 l'm a hepcat. That's what l am. 813 01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:52,711 So, the pig said, "l don't have to go to the bathroom. 814 01:08:52,754 --> 01:08:56,590 "l get to go wee-wee-wee all the way home." 815 01:08:57,550 --> 01:09:01,553 Wee-wee-wee. 816 01:09:01,596 --> 01:09:03,388 Yo, Ricky. 817 01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:06,266 Hey, you! 818 01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:14,483 Yo! Look who's back. 819 01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:16,401 Hey, Ricky, what's up? 820 01:09:16,444 --> 01:09:19,238 Rick, come on. Make a toast. 821 01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:21,907 l'd love to, but l gotta work. 822 01:09:21,950 --> 01:09:25,744 Now, you guys are my friends. You understand, right? 823 01:09:25,829 --> 01:09:31,250 lf l didn't know better, l'd think you didn't wanna hang out with us. 824 01:09:32,544 --> 01:09:35,254 Here's to evil. 825 01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:40,008 To eating grandmas, stealing babies, cooking little kids. 826 01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:41,593 Here's to the good stuff. 827 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:44,263 That's my little Ricky. 828 01:09:44,347 --> 01:09:46,723 And here's to the baddest, 829 01:09:46,766 --> 01:09:50,936 most awful, rank-smelling, evil bad guy of them all. 830 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:55,065 That's the nicest thing anybody ever said to me. 831 01:09:55,108 --> 01:09:59,152 No. He meant me, capiche? 832 01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:03,532 You? You eat grandmas and little girls. 833 01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:05,617 What's bad about that? 834 01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:10,706 Okay, we made it in. We got past the wolves. What now? 835 01:10:10,790 --> 01:10:13,792 Here's the plan. You guys fix the scales. 836 01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:16,336 l'm gonna get the staff away from Frieda. 837 01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:20,132 Will this be before or after l faint? 838 01:10:22,093 --> 01:10:25,637 You aren't gonna get away with this. You can't just take over. 839 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:27,472 This isn't the way things were meant to be. 840 01:10:27,515 --> 01:10:31,018 Oh, quit screaming, Cindy. 841 01:10:31,102 --> 01:10:34,938 l'm having a real problem with this. 842 01:10:36,399 --> 01:10:42,029 l'm concerned about the effect this violence is gonna have on little Reggie. 843 01:10:42,113 --> 01:10:43,989 Oh, that wasn't violence. 844 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:46,408 This is violence. 845 01:10:48,119 --> 01:10:49,453 Frieda, over here. 846 01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:51,705 -What? -Rick. 847 01:10:53,333 --> 01:10:55,083 Don't hurt him. 848 01:10:55,668 --> 01:10:57,002 Ella. 849 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,298 Don't hurt him? Aw. 850 01:11:01,341 --> 01:11:04,509 Ella likes the dishwasher. 851 01:11:05,678 --> 01:11:08,221 -You again? -Oh, no. 852 01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:17,481 Well, well, Cinderella. 853 01:11:18,858 --> 01:11:22,027 Kiss your little pumpkin goodbye. 854 01:11:24,572 --> 01:11:27,699 Oh! Oh, Rick! 855 01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:30,285 l've got you, Ella. 856 01:11:32,038 --> 01:11:33,789 l won't let you go. 857 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:39,044 You should've just married the dishwasher. He's so much cuter. 858 01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:41,630 Bye-bye. 859 01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:47,052 Ella, grab him! 860 01:11:51,891 --> 01:11:54,893 Wow! Did you see that? 861 01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:58,063 l did something dangerous and heroic and... 862 01:11:58,106 --> 01:12:00,983 Hey, why didn't anyone stop me? 863 01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:04,778 Seriously, if you ever see me about to do something like that again, 864 01:12:04,862 --> 01:12:09,533 just knock me out, like, punch, end of story. 865 01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:11,326 Thank you, Rick. 866 01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:19,084 Guys, does Frieda still have the staff? 867 01:12:19,127 --> 01:12:20,252 Dang. 868 01:12:25,925 --> 01:12:27,467 Miss me? 869 01:12:27,552 --> 01:12:31,888 You'll live to regret that, but not for long. 870 01:12:33,016 --> 01:12:34,683 Goodbye, Ella. 871 01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:37,060 -No! -Rick! 872 01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:43,066 -Rick! -Don't move. 873 01:12:45,111 --> 01:12:48,238 You just had to go for your happy ending. 874 01:12:48,281 --> 01:12:50,991 -Well, let me tell you... -No sleeping, no sleeping. 875 01:12:51,075 --> 01:12:53,201 ...this is your end. 876 01:12:53,286 --> 01:12:56,413 But it ain't gonna be happy. 877 01:12:56,456 --> 01:13:01,668 l'm gonna show you that dreams don't come true. 878 01:13:01,753 --> 01:13:06,048 No. For years, l've been letting you ruin my life. 879 01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:08,300 -Well, no more. -What life? 880 01:13:08,342 --> 01:13:12,095 The life you were gonna have with sleeping beauty over there? 881 01:13:15,099 --> 01:13:18,310 The dishwasher and the scullery maid. 882 01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:21,605 You're gonna live happily never after. 883 01:13:23,149 --> 01:13:25,650 Ella, push her into the portal. 884 01:13:30,823 --> 01:13:32,324 The staff. 885 01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:37,537 Oops. 886 01:13:37,622 --> 01:13:39,998 You're not gonna need it anymore. 887 01:13:41,959 --> 01:13:43,835 Oops. Oh! 888 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:52,177 She's gone. 889 01:13:54,013 --> 01:13:55,889 Nice punch, Ella. 890 01:13:57,391 --> 01:13:58,767 Rick! 891 01:14:05,691 --> 01:14:06,942 You're okay! 892 01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:13,406 Hang on a second. 893 01:14:13,491 --> 01:14:15,826 l thought you wanted a prince. 894 01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:19,246 l had one all along. l just didn't know it. 895 01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:26,211 Like l always say, good triumphs over evil. 896 01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:29,506 lsn't that so precious, sugar pie? 897 01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:33,009 How do you like that? 898 01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:36,930 lt looks like Cinderella got her happy ending after all. 899 01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:40,392 Not an ending, a beginning. 900 01:14:45,022 --> 01:14:48,275 Well, let's get this place cleaned up. 901 01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:51,069 Before the boss gets home. 902 01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:58,076 So, there you go. 903 01:14:58,161 --> 01:15:01,246 Maybe it's not the Cinderella tale you're used to. 904 01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:04,374 But, personally, l like this one better. 905 01:15:11,090 --> 01:15:13,508 Look, the Prince even got to save the day in the end. 906 01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,431 Well, at least that's what he thinks. 907 01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:31,026 And Rumpelstiltskin? Well... 908 01:15:31,110 --> 01:15:33,862 Open up! 909 01:15:33,946 --> 01:15:35,739 He's Uncle Rumpy now. 910 01:15:39,785 --> 01:15:43,496 By the time the wizard came back, Munk and Mambo had cleaned everything up. 911 01:15:43,581 --> 01:15:45,373 Are we ready? 912 01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:47,918 And Fairy Tale Land was back to normal. 913 01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:56,760 Man, l can't believe it. 914 01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:58,762 Three-iron into the short grass. 915 01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:01,848 Perfect chip shot and l blow my last putt. 916 01:16:01,933 --> 01:16:03,767 Triple bogey. 917 01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:09,648 -Any problems? -Problems? No. No problems. 918 01:16:09,732 --> 01:16:12,150 Come on. Everything went pretty smooth. 919 01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:14,027 Oh, yes. 920 01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:16,947 Every story had an ending. 921 01:16:18,366 --> 01:16:19,532 Good. 922 01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:23,912 But l gotta say, this is my favorite part of the story. 923 01:16:24,789 --> 01:16:27,832 l guess an ordinary guy can get a happy ending. 924 01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:29,501 Pretty nice, huh? 925 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:32,420 And you know who paid for everything? The Prince. 926 01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:36,132 He's not such a bad guy after all. 927 01:16:38,719 --> 01:16:41,972 So what does "happily ever after" really mean? 928 01:16:42,682 --> 01:16:44,432 Beats me. 929 01:16:44,517 --> 01:16:48,520 But you know, l think we're gonna find out. 930 01:17:55,087 --> 01:17:59,382 Back. Back. Bad creature. Get back, you! 931 01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:04,429 All of you, get back. No! No! 932 01:18:04,472 --> 01:18:08,516 Oh! l'm the empress of evil!