1 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,704 Previously on "Kevin Can F... Himself"... 2 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:10,097 Make it look like a robbery, 3 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,012 and as soon as it's done, you'll get the money. 4 00:00:12,055 --> 00:00:14,101 You can't fire me. They'll throw me in prison. 5 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,580 Change of plans. We're leaving tonight. 6 00:00:15,624 --> 00:00:18,105 I don't know when you got so broken. 7 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:19,671 Uugh! 8 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:21,934 Damn it! 9 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,240 Where are you going? 10 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:25,155 Maybe I don't want to waste the next 15 years 11 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:27,549 trying to distract myself. 12 00:00:27,592 --> 00:00:29,464 You are the right person. 13 00:00:29,507 --> 00:00:31,205 You. 14 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:32,771 Okay. 15 00:00:32,815 --> 00:00:34,425 There's someone in the house. 16 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:35,687 Is that a gun? 17 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:56,447 What? I'm stressed out. 18 00:00:56,491 --> 00:00:58,797 Arrest me. 19 00:00:58,841 --> 00:01:02,105 Don't really. 20 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:03,933 Hey. 21 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:06,936 God. Patty. 22 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:09,547 Thank you for your time, Mrs. McRoberts. 23 00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:14,422 Hey, you. Hi. 24 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:16,815 Officer Ridgeway. 25 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:18,600 Right. 26 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:21,559 Listen, I can't imagine how hard all this has been for you. 27 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:22,995 -Yeah. -But you may not want 28 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:26,521 to go visit your mother, or go out of town at all. 29 00:01:26,564 --> 00:01:29,176 In case we need anything else. 30 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:31,395 Uh, like what? 31 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:35,617 We don't take shootings lightly, and your husband -- 32 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,532 -What about me? -I was just saying 33 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:39,316 you were involved in a terrible ordeal, 34 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,013 one we're gonna get to the bottom of. 35 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:43,320 I feel like I'm in some sort of awful dream. 36 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:45,061 But I don't want you to worry. 37 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,803 We know you did what you had to do to protect your family. 38 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:49,413 I just -- I don't understand 39 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:52,068 why someone would break into our home. 40 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:55,027 Everyone thinks they're special, that this can't happen to them. 41 00:01:55,071 --> 00:01:56,333 No, no. 42 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:58,988 Our home is crappy. It's a dumb move. 43 00:01:59,031 --> 00:02:01,033 Around here, random break-ins are usually drug-related. 44 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:02,644 It's desperation. 45 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:06,169 They're looking for anything they can pawn for a few bucks. 46 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:07,823 So, is that what you think this is? 47 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:09,912 S-Stealing for drug money? 48 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:11,609 We'll know more once the warrant goes through 49 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:13,611 and we get into his place. 50 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,352 When will that be? 51 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:17,224 Likely tomorrow afternoon. 52 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:20,444 And that lowlife won't be around to let us in himself. 53 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:22,272 Kevin made sure of that. 54 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:25,362 Wait. Did he -- Has he -- 55 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:27,799 They pulled the plug on him a few minutes ago. 56 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:29,410 Oh. 57 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:32,848 Drugs really are the scourge of our time. 58 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:35,633 I'd argue heart disease. 59 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:38,201 Just numbers-wise. 60 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:42,031 Babe, this is not some sort of smushed artery, alright? 61 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,990 Some drugged-up dude was in our house. 62 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:47,079 He could've -- 63 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:48,429 We could've -- 64 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:51,301 I know. I know, babe. 65 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:55,305 Kev, I've been a cop 22 years now, and let me tell you, 66 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:58,439 not very many families come out of this stuff unscathed. 67 00:02:58,482 --> 00:02:59,788 You're one of the lucky ones. 68 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:01,877 Heh. Yeah. 69 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,880 Lucky. Come on. 70 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,684 Buddy! 71 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:28,120 Alright! I'm alright. 72 00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:29,731 No, you're not. 73 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:33,256 Your airway's being constricted by 230 pounds of idiot. 74 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:38,305 I get a little emotional when I think about losing you, Kev. 75 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:40,655 Yeah. Well, I don't like thinking about it, either. 76 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:42,222 That's why you don't. 77 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:44,485 You got to push all those thoughts and feelings 78 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,138 way down into your stomach 79 00:03:46,182 --> 00:03:47,966 until it creates, like, a little hole 80 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:50,926 where you can keep all that stuff. 81 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:53,755 A cookie pocket. 82 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:57,106 That's an ulcer, Pete. 83 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:58,063 No. 84 00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:00,327 It's a cookie pocket. 85 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:01,893 You eat cookies, and you feel better. 86 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:03,286 Psh. Thinks she's a nurse now, 87 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:07,203 telling us what a cookie pocket is. Heh. 88 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,945 I just can't believe that someone was in here. 89 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:12,774 I know. And the dude was on my hockey team in high school. 90 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:14,079 Couldn't shoot then, either. 91 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,608 You okay, bro? You look like Patty after -- 92 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:23,567 Oh, my God. Right now. 93 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:25,265 I don't know, bro. 94 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:27,702 It's like there's something weighing down my eyebrows, 95 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:29,747 making me frown. 96 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:30,922 That's called marriage. 97 00:04:34,665 --> 00:04:36,014 Did you hear that one, son? 98 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,973 I said, "That's called marriage." 99 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:39,017 Up top! 100 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:42,891 Yeah, it's, uh -- 101 00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:44,980 It's just not doing it for me. 102 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:47,896 Whoa. This is serious. 103 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:49,767 I know. I know. 104 00:04:49,811 --> 00:04:51,378 That was a hilarious joke, 105 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:55,512 and yet it's like my laugh button's on the fritz. 106 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,384 God. What is wrong with me? 107 00:04:57,427 --> 00:04:59,864 No, y-you're being too hard on yourself, son. 108 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:01,997 -Look, this all just happened. -Yeah. 109 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,392 Good Catholic repression takes time. 110 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:06,828 And sleep. 111 00:05:06,871 --> 00:05:08,395 You know what? That's it. 112 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:11,354 You need a good snooze to fix you up. 113 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,051 Yeah. Yeah. 114 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:15,445 -Maybe that'll do it. -Sure. 115 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:18,840 You want me to make you a nice, comfy fort to nap in? 116 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:21,277 -No thanks, bro. -Oh, come on. 117 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,018 Makes you feel like a caveman all tuckered 118 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:24,846 from a long day of hunting dinosaurs. 119 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,587 I said no! 120 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,284 I -- 121 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,765 I just need to be alone. 122 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:32,332 I just wanted to help. 123 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:34,769 I know, buddy. Look, he's probably just starting 124 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:37,424 to realize what we all knew years ago. 125 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:39,817 That forts are dumb? 126 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:42,646 Yeah. Forts are dumb. 127 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:50,262 Okay, what the hell -- 128 00:05:50,306 --> 00:05:52,090 It was Nick. -What? 129 00:05:52,134 --> 00:05:53,657 He wasn't supposed to come for another week. 130 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:56,399 Oh, trust me, I know. But why listen to instruction 131 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,096 when it's more fun to come on a night when Kevin's 132 00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:59,446 amped on Red Bull and has a gun? 133 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:01,883 I know. Who would give Kevin a gun? 134 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:04,407 Oh. We did. 135 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:06,148 You know the gun you hit the trucker with? 136 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:07,454 The one we planted in the backyard? 137 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:09,586 He found it. 138 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:10,892 How? 139 00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:12,372 Because of course he did! 140 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:14,069 Because he has a metal detector, and it's Kevin! 141 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:15,723 We should have seen this coming. 142 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:18,029 No -- Patty, you cannot bail on me right -- 143 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:26,168 Here. 144 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:28,910 Take a sip of this every time you want to yell. 145 00:06:28,953 --> 00:06:31,434 -Like a drinking game? -Whatever gets you to be quiet. 146 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,918 God. It's kind of miraculous 147 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:40,617 how little last night helped us with anything. 148 00:06:40,661 --> 00:06:42,576 Tammy's still looking for her dealer. 149 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:44,447 Kevin's... 150 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:46,318 still Kevin. 151 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:47,929 This is why you don't make plans. 152 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:49,626 You make plans, and God laughs. 153 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:51,280 Then he kicks you right in the balls. 154 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:52,934 No. 155 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:54,370 I still have plans. 156 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,155 Jesus, Allison, what's next? 157 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:58,766 You gonna lure Kevin to a booby trap 158 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:00,681 with a jar of honey? 159 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:02,465 No. But what are you gonna do? 160 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:06,121 Just roll over and accept it? 161 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:08,384 Everything happens for a reason. 162 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:11,431 Okay, you would hit me if I said something like that. 163 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:13,607 No, Tammy is not gonna know that you dealt, 164 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:16,871 and I am not gonna sit here and rot as Mrs. McRoberts. 165 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:22,616 What are your plans? 166 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,748 Okay. 167 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,358 We're gonna take the pill bottle and the cash 168 00:07:26,402 --> 00:07:27,708 we were gonna plant around Kevin's body, 169 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:29,971 and we're gonna put them in Nick's apartment. 170 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:32,364 We connect him to Furies, and he's the perfect candidate 171 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:34,976 for, like, the local dealer fall guy. 172 00:07:35,019 --> 00:07:37,369 It makes even more sense than Kevin. 173 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:39,546 Tha-- 174 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,765 -That could work. -Right? 175 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:44,638 And he's dead, so he's not even gonna mind. 176 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,378 Plus, Tammy said that she still doesn't have the warrant, 177 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:47,379 so we have time. 178 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:49,381 We just need to act fast. 179 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:51,514 Jesus. Hold on! 180 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:54,299 Hey -- 181 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:55,692 How does this help you? 182 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,389 What do you get out of it? 183 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:04,179 I get to know you're safe. 184 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:19,237 Can I get a plastic bag? 185 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:24,155 It's heavy. 186 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:29,987 Thank you. 187 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:43,566 Oh. 188 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:49,006 Oh. Shit. Jesus. 189 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:57,928 -Shut up. -What? I mean -- 190 00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:59,626 Just help me. Okay. 191 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:01,192 Just -- 192 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,592 Okay. 193 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,202 Let's stash this stuff and get out of here. 194 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:13,291 Okay. 195 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:16,251 It's fine, Allison. Nobody's home. 196 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:17,992 Okay. 197 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:23,084 You think this guy hides stuff in his sock drawer? 198 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:25,652 Well, it's where my dad kept our savings bonds. 199 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,612 Okay. 200 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,658 So... 201 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:34,399 Kevin actually seems affected by this. 202 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:37,489 Yeah, today. 203 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,666 And what about you? 204 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:42,669 Are you, like... okay? 205 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:43,931 Do I not look okay? 206 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:46,063 That's what I mean. You look fine. 207 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:47,543 You saw a dude get shot -- 208 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,501 you could even say it's your fault -- 209 00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:52,156 -Our fault. -And it's like, "Oh, well, 210 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,897 let's head over and frame the guy." 211 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,507 Well, what do you want me to do? 212 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,814 "Deal with it" and end up crying in the bathtub again? 213 00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:59,816 That's useless. Yeah. 214 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:02,732 But it would freak me out a lot less, believe it or not. 215 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,389 Shoot. 216 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:10,653 What have we said about swearing? 217 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:13,656 Okay. 218 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,962 Help me. 219 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:16,833 Why are we unpacking for him? 220 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,574 He was about to leave. 221 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,358 If he broke into our house for random drug stuff, 222 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:22,099 why would he be getting out of town? 223 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,535 It looks premeditated. 224 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:24,841 The minute Tammy sees this, 225 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:27,148 she's gonna be asking even more questions. 226 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,845 Okay, well, I don't think 227 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,064 you need to put his stuff on hangers. 228 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,335 Shoot. 229 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,880 Patty! 230 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,159 Hell. 231 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,813 Comin'! 232 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,258 Patty, hi. 233 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:37,740 I -- I thought I'd stop by. 234 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,177 See how you're doing. 235 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:43,572 I was jogging. 236 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,574 I heard about Nick. 237 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,750 That's tough. 238 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:50,405 That's...nice of you. 239 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:52,059 Not many people come by with casseroles 240 00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:54,017 for this sorta thing. 241 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,802 Definitely didn't think you would. 242 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,630 Well, I, uh -- I don't have a casserole. 243 00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,807 Well, w-w-what was he doing? 244 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,243 I, um... 245 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,636 I heard that he broke into somebody's house. 246 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,683 Wasn't it in your neighborhood? 247 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,163 You know... 248 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,208 Yeah. 249 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,993 I guess it was. 250 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,690 Uh...yeah, that's weird. 251 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,520 Mm. Cops have been trying to get in here, sniff around. 252 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,435 -But I know my rights. -Yeah. 'Course. 253 00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:21,784 -No warrant, no entry. -No warrant, no entry. 254 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,612 -Goddamn right. -Well, there's no telling 255 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,440 what they could pin on him if they actually got down there. 256 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,442 Qué frickin' Sera as far as I'm concerned. 257 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:28,660 Whatever else they wanna put on him, 258 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:31,054 I'm sure he's deserves it. 259 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,795 But, you know, eh, 260 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,362 I'm not gonna make the cops' lives easier 261 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,668 by just lettin' 'em in. 262 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:40,672 Nicky can deal with them when he wakes up. 263 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,849 Wakes up? 264 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,241 Didn't you pull the plug? 265 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,461 Yeah. But he's still hanging on. 266 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,811 I mean, they say it's critical, but they don't know. 267 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:52,467 Guys like Nick always beat the odds somehow. 268 00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:02,520 I'll -- 269 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,827 I'll be praying for him. 270 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,441 Yeah. 271 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,887 Nick gets whatever's coming to him. 272 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,627 I don't know what he was getting into, 273 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:25,195 but I know I want to stay out of it. 274 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,745 Oh, great. We've been waiting hours. 275 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,747 Cable's out in the pool room, and the fight's tonight. 276 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,314 Sorry, bro. I'm off-duty. 277 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,273 Looking for a beer. 278 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:03,016 I tried going to work, but cable maintenance just feels so... 279 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,582 pointless. 280 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,889 Not if you want to watch the fight. 281 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,892 I feel...different. 282 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,373 I tried so many things to make it better. 283 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:15,767 Napping, sleeping it off, resting my eyes. 284 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,596 Still... I'm just not myself. 285 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,729 So, I figured I'd try a beer. 286 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,513 I've heard worse plans. 287 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:30,086 It's like it has no taste. 288 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,175 What did I possibly do to deserve this 289 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,830 and someone breaking into my home? 290 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,180 Oh. You had a break-in? 291 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:40,923 Yeah, but I got to him before he could take anything. 292 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,578 I stopped him right in his tracks. 293 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,754 And what do I get for it? 294 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:49,366 All of these...feelings. 295 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,499 And beer with no taste. 296 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,804 Life isn't fair, man. 297 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,763 If it were, the universe would send a cable guy 298 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:57,244 who'd actually fix the cable. 299 00:14:57,287 --> 00:15:00,247 Hey, bro, the world is not unfair, okay? 300 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,989 The world is broken, 301 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,948 and I'm telling you, it's been broken for awhile. 302 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:09,647 Foreigner neighbors steal your packages. 303 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:13,390 Wives lose your 10% discount at the liquor store. 304 00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,392 Sean Avery eats in a Worcester restaurant 305 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:16,785 and doesn't get assaulted. 306 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,050 The world is going to hell in a hand basket, 307 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:24,880 and no one's doing a thing about it. 308 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,273 Thanks, but I don't really feel like paying 309 00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:28,275 for another tasteless beer. 310 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,972 Good. This one's on the house. 311 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,278 Why? 312 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,802 'Cause the world is going to hell. 313 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,239 But you did something about it. 314 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,806 Damn right. 315 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,330 We need someone who tells it like it is. 316 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,071 And I got your next one. 317 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,899 Well, alright, then. 318 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:44,987 I accept. 319 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,774 I can taste it again! 320 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,341 Alright! 321 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,039 Cheers, bud. 322 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,913 I really thought we were dead when she opened that door. 323 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,742 I've never moved so fast in my life, I swear. 324 00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:04,137 Ask any gym teacher I've ever had. 325 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,486 God. 326 00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,444 I think this is gonna work. 327 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,490 We're done. It's done. 328 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:12,884 Is that even possible? 329 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,235 -Hey, that's littering. -I gotta quit. 330 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:18,238 Why not, right? 331 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,369 Hey, this is gonna work. 332 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,502 I know it. 333 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,852 No, something's off. 334 00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:27,247 The way Tammy told me to not go out of town, it -- 335 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,813 she's not done with me. 336 00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,729 And Nick is -- is still alive, by the way. 337 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,732 In a critical coma. 338 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:38,040 You're just looking for problems, Barbie. 339 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,477 Even if he does wake up, who's gonna believe him 340 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,523 when he says he's not the dealer? 341 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,264 Uh, what about when he says, 342 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,831 "That broad hired me to kill her husband"? 343 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,095 Oh, honey, you are not a broad. 344 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,445 Listen to me. You're all set, okay? 345 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,663 You're free to go. I get that. 346 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,143 And you're welcome, by the way. 347 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:57,668 But I am still in a deep pile of shit over here. 348 00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,540 You don't know that for sure. 349 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,107 I know, but what am I supposed to do? 350 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,110 Just sit around and hope everything works out? 351 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:07,330 What's the alternative? 352 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,811 You always make fun of me for saying "I hope," but -- 353 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:12,335 -I remember once. -No, but you're right. 354 00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,337 It's dangerous. I need to know. 355 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,252 I need to know what Tammy's thinking. 356 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,733 I need to know if she's still onto me. 357 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,561 And how are you gonna do that? 358 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:21,953 Like, we need to know what's going on. 359 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,565 We need to know what to expect. 360 00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,132 What happened last night cannot happen again. 361 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,960 We need to be a step ahead. 362 00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,919 How are you gonna do that, Allison? 363 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:35,880 Next time you're hanging out, 364 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,621 I want you to look in that little notebook 365 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:42,148 that she always writes in and -- and she what it says about me. 366 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,540 Uh, I can't -- 367 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,194 Patty, I need your help, okay? 368 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:48,545 I hate saying that, but when I'm alone, I just -- I... 369 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,287 do things like marry Kevin. 370 00:17:55,378 --> 00:18:00,166 Hey, you and -- you and Tammy are friends, right? 371 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,516 You're the one that said that this could be good for us. 372 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:03,908 It could be useful. 373 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:06,737 And now it actually is. 374 00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,524 I don't know if I can do it. 375 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:13,179 Of course you can. It's not a big deal. 376 00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:14,615 Girlfriends, you know, 377 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,617 go through each other's stuff all the time. 378 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,097 If she catches you, you just say, 379 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,143 "Oh, I was borrowing your lipstick" or something. 380 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,580 You've never had girlfriends, have you? 381 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:29,195 I have you. 382 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:32,154 Right? 383 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,373 Yeah. 384 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,338 Put it higher. I don't know. He wants it lower. 385 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,471 Oh, good. Another banner. 386 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,082 Damn right! 387 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,431 Jesus, Kevin. 388 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,216 Well, you seem back to yourself. 389 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,434 I'm not just myself. 390 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:54,176 I'm improved, baby! 391 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,352 Impossible, bro. 392 00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,441 It all began when I stopped by the bar for a beer 393 00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,356 while I was supposed to be at work. 394 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,749 Great start. 395 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,490 So, there I was, surrounded by 396 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,883 a bunch of good, salt-of-the-earth guys 397 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,581 having their 10:00 a.m. drink, 398 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:12,107 and I start doing my thing, you know? 399 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,979 What's your thing? 400 00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:17,678 Telling it like it is. 401 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,463 I thought your thing was designing classy Red Sox jerseys 402 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:23,205 you could wear to a funeral. 403 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,207 That's my old thing, Neil. 404 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,862 Telling it like it is is what I do now, 405 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:30,125 and these guys -- they loved it. 406 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,735 Before you know it, I got three free beers 407 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,476 in front of me with more on the way, 408 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,651 and that's when it happened. 409 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,653 Boom! I felt better! 410 00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,090 I felt like myself again! 411 00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,266 So you got drunk. 412 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,442 He said 3 beers, Patty, not 30. 413 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:47,273 I suddenly understood why the break-in happened. 414 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:50,058 You know, like, what it all means. 415 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,234 I have a higher calling, babe. 416 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,236 I'm running for office! 417 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:03,245 That's right. I'm running for city council. 418 00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,508 Kevin McRoberts -- I'm tough on crime, 419 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,468 but soft on the pointless stuff, like taxes. 420 00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:13,081 Could that be my campaign slogan? 421 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,256 Damn. 422 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,911 No, no. Not damn to you, Mrs. Slutsky. 423 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:20,436 I was obviously referring to the Hoover. 424 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,874 I'm also tough on foul language. 425 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:24,962 Okay. 426 00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,660 Can't believe she bought that. 427 00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:29,750 Oh, Kev, you're in a position every politician dreams of -- 428 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,317 all your constituents are idiots. 429 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,188 This thing is yours! 430 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,757 Kev, don't you think this whole thing is, like, kinda lame? 431 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,324 Uh, no. 432 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,674 I think it's classy and important, 433 00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:44,721 like country clubs or Jessica Rabbit. 434 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:45,853 Oh. Hey, Allison. 435 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,289 I'm happy to se you. 436 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,292 Has everything about you changed? 437 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,294 Hey, that hottie Detective Tammy Ridgeway 438 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,340 just called and said that the guy that broke in here 439 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,342 was some sorta drug dealer, 440 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,779 a real scourge of our time. 441 00:20:58,822 --> 00:20:59,997 Really? 442 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,043 She told you that for sure? Yep. 443 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:04,088 And I got him off the streets. 444 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:07,744 The campaign is off to a rockin' start! 445 00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,616 -You're really running? -Of course. 446 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:11,052 It's my life's dream. 447 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,358 Okay, it's just that you usually, you know, 448 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:15,012 forget about your life's dream before lunch. 449 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:17,188 Give me one example. 450 00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:18,581 Uh, well, three days ago, 451 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:21,758 your life's dream was to become a father. 452 00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:24,021 Oh, God. I forgot. 453 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:26,763 Man, that was a close call, too. 454 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:29,418 Oh, what a hard week for you. 455 00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:33,988 It's just that I figured out that my higher purpose is... 456 00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:37,339 fathering the entire community. 457 00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:40,211 And it all begins tonight at my first campaign event 458 00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:43,998 at the classy and important Moose Lodge. 459 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,869 You say "classy" a lot. 460 00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:48,045 Uh...do you know what classy means? 461 00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:51,092 Uh, Kev, bad news. 462 00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:52,398 Looks like the Mooses have pulled out. 463 00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:53,964 Oh, no. 464 00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:55,357 Hey, listen, when you get elected, 465 00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:58,012 we revoke their liquor license as payback. 466 00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,015 I-I don't know, Kev. 467 00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:02,669 I think you should probably just throw in the towel. 468 00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:04,061 He's got a point. 469 00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:06,237 You know, finding a venue, revoking stuff. 470 00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:08,544 It's -- It's -- It's just a lot of verbs for you. 471 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:12,287 That is true. 472 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,028 So, let's forget this whole "higher purpose" thing 473 00:22:14,071 --> 00:22:15,769 and play ultimate hide and seek. 474 00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:23,342 No. I know how to handle a little adversity, okay? 475 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:26,475 I just need to sit around, do nothing at all, 476 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:29,435 and wait for God to provide a solution. 477 00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:30,784 And He always does. 478 00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:32,046 Like that gun He put in your back yard. 479 00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:34,091 Exactly. Pew-pew. 480 00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:42,404 Hi. 481 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:44,972 Hi? 482 00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:48,279 Can I, uh, come in? 483 00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:49,846 Inside here? 484 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:51,587 No, Kevin is home. This is not a good time. 485 00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:53,415 It's not like that. I promise. 486 00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:56,070 He could have opened the door and it'd be fine. 487 00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:07,647 Thanks. 488 00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:15,132 I, uh... 489 00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:17,874 I like your coffee table. 490 00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,833 It's very MoMa. 491 00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,312 Sam, what are you doing here? 492 00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:22,705 Yeah. Right. Sorry. I was sort of ramping up 493 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,881 to the apology, and, um... 494 00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:26,883 I am... 495 00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:29,625 sorry. 496 00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:31,932 You were trying to do the right thing the other day, 497 00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,107 to work on your marriage, 498 00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:36,197 and I-I can't stand the fact 499 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,460 that we left things like that, and -- 500 00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:39,940 and then I heard about that guy, 501 00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:43,552 the one who broke in here, and... 502 00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:45,946 God, if something ever happened to you, 503 00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:49,384 and the last things we said were that you thought I didn't -- 504 00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:54,781 I'm so sorry. 505 00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:56,739 I had to come by and see how you were both doing 506 00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:57,958 after everything, 507 00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,134 and if you need anything, don't -- 508 00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:04,530 -Wait, what are you doing? -I don't know. 509 00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:08,316 -We cannot do that here. -I know. 510 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,405 But I wanted to. 511 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,408 So do I, but that's no reason to risk blowing up your life. 512 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,758 I mean... 513 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:17,064 isn't it? 514 00:24:18,805 --> 00:24:21,372 Do you mean that? 515 00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:23,853 Yeah. 516 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,681 Yeah, I think I do. 517 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,685 I left Jenn. 518 00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:34,516 You -- 519 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,561 Yeah. 520 00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:37,693 I can't stay in that house anymore. 521 00:24:37,737 --> 00:24:39,216 I couldn't. 522 00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:42,045 And, uh, if you're feeling that same way, too, 523 00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:46,615 then maybe this is our chance, you know, 524 00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:49,705 to really be together. 525 00:24:52,795 --> 00:24:54,623 Oh, hey, Allison. 526 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:56,407 God, do you always have to enter a room like that? 527 00:24:56,451 --> 00:24:59,454 It's how winners go through swinging doors. 528 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,936 Oh. Now I know why you never lasted as a waiter. 529 00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:04,546 You're proving my point. 530 00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:08,202 What kinda winner has ever worked at a restaurant? 531 00:25:08,245 --> 00:25:09,551 Oh. 532 00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:12,859 Hey, there, Allison's boss from the diner. 533 00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:13,816 How you doing, Kevin? 534 00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:16,036 I'm a winner, Sal. 535 00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:18,255 Sam. Even better. 536 00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:21,389 Now, Sam, don't you feel there's a dire need 537 00:25:21,432 --> 00:25:23,260 for real change in this neighborhood? 538 00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:26,655 Uh... And I'm talking about the good kind of change, 539 00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:29,832 the kind that gets things back to the way they used to be. 540 00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:30,790 I actually like -- 541 00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:33,227 Then please, do the world a favor 542 00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:34,794 and vote for Kevin. 543 00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:41,844 Thanks. Uh, well, I should get going. 544 00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:43,280 Um, I just came by to tell Allison 545 00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:44,804 she could take some time off if she needs it. 546 00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:47,589 It's a little slow right now, anyways. 547 00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:48,721 Ugh! Wait! 548 00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:50,070 Stroke! What? 549 00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:52,507 No, it's not what you think. 550 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:55,031 Allison is always saying how your diner is dead. 551 00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:56,859 Devoid of customers. 552 00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:59,862 Slower than a herd of turtles on a peanut butter race track. 553 00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:01,603 Okay. Well, I never say that. 554 00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:03,083 It's perfect! 555 00:26:03,126 --> 00:26:05,651 Your diner is the perfect spot to be my venue! 556 00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:07,304 It's so empty! Okay. 557 00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:09,480 Well, it's not --But hey, with me, 558 00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:12,832 you'll have a solid stream of hearty, hungry customers. 559 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,050 Oh, my God. 560 00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:16,662 We'll call it a "meat and greet"! 561 00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:18,620 Well, maybe Sam doesn't want -- No, no. 562 00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:20,056 No, like a meat and greet. 563 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,668 Meat like M-E-A-T. 564 00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:24,887 Right, but maybe Sam doesn't --No, no, no. 565 00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:27,498 Meat, like salami. 566 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:30,414 Ah! Sam, it's perfect! 567 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:32,286 Uh...sure. 568 00:26:32,329 --> 00:26:33,548 I could always use the business. 569 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,245 Yeah, baby! 570 00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:37,770 The campaign of Kevin is saved! 571 00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:40,250 Damn it! 572 00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:42,383 He'll be fine. 573 00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:48,084 I always wonder what sucker buys the product in a salon? 574 00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:51,653 Not many, I guess. 575 00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:55,875 Trust me, there are plenty of suckers in this town. 576 00:26:56,963 --> 00:27:00,314 It's been a little slow. 577 00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:02,142 Did you even have any appointments today? 578 00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:06,276 I mean, we could've gone bowling or something. 579 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,583 I was hoping for some walk-ins. 580 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,891 When did business start dying down? 581 00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:13,893 I don't know. 582 00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:15,677 Recently. 583 00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:22,597 I, uh... 584 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,600 heard you caught your dealer. 585 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,777 The guy who broke into Allison's house? 586 00:27:28,821 --> 00:27:32,738 Yeah. We got into his house this morning with a warrant. 587 00:27:32,781 --> 00:27:34,522 His aunt offered me some coffee, 588 00:27:34,565 --> 00:27:36,176 which I'm pretty sure was light with cream and spit, 589 00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:38,526 but we got what we needed. 590 00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:42,095 That's... 591 00:27:42,138 --> 00:27:43,749 great. 592 00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:49,102 So glad to have that lowlife off the streets. 593 00:27:49,145 --> 00:27:50,930 Well, it's easy to call him a lowlife, 594 00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:54,324 but he isn't much different than any other guy in this town. 595 00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:56,805 Hey, you wanna get outta here? 596 00:27:56,849 --> 00:27:58,415 I could close up shop a little early 597 00:27:58,459 --> 00:28:00,548 and we could go to Kevin's campaign event. 598 00:28:00,591 --> 00:28:01,810 Uh, I don't -- I don't know -- 599 00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:03,594 Allison's been texting me updates, 600 00:28:03,638 --> 00:28:05,727 and it seems like one of those really fun train wrecks. 601 00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:07,207 They're not my kinda company. 602 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:10,036 Kevin's an idiot, but whatever happened 603 00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:12,125 to "lowlifes are people, too"? 604 00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:14,954 Yeah, um, I meant Allison. 605 00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:16,433 What? 606 00:28:16,477 --> 00:28:18,435 I just don't get a good feeling off her. 607 00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:20,220 I'd like to say I trust her as far as I can throw her, 608 00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:23,832 but she's like this big. 609 00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:26,226 Yeah. Okay. 610 00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:27,749 We can skip watching the downfall 611 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:31,622 of the political system and just hang out. 612 00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:33,624 Maybe go bowling. 613 00:28:33,668 --> 00:28:36,018 Thank you. 614 00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:37,759 Hey, you got a ladies'? 615 00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,413 Yeah, it's in the back. 616 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:02,305 Remember, Kevin McRoberts -- 617 00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:04,351 Because the World is Going to Hell. 618 00:29:06,657 --> 00:29:09,095 Okay. 619 00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:11,793 Okay, yeah, that is not the campaign slogan, either. 620 00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:14,056 No, no. You gotta keep it simple, like, uh -- 621 00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:16,842 like maybe just your name with an exclamation point. 622 00:29:16,885 --> 00:29:19,366 Kev! 623 00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:20,846 Hey. Hey. 624 00:29:20,889 --> 00:29:23,239 The ice cream truck, the good one with the Mickey pops, 625 00:29:23,283 --> 00:29:24,632 it's only four blocks away. 626 00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:25,807 If we haul ass, we can catch it. 627 00:29:25,851 --> 00:29:28,810 No, Neil, what have I told you? 628 00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:30,681 I'm done hauling ass. 629 00:29:30,725 --> 00:29:34,207 From now on, I'm putting my ass in the hands of the people. 630 00:29:36,513 --> 00:29:38,733 You talk a big game, but I know you, man. 631 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,822 The second you start a game of ultimate hide and seek 632 00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:42,432 or see that ice cream truck, 633 00:29:42,476 --> 00:29:44,434 you won't be able to help yourself. 634 00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:48,395 Kevin McRoberts -- He Can't Help Himself. 635 00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:50,223 You know what, Neil? 636 00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:51,528 Maybe you're right. 637 00:29:51,572 --> 00:29:53,269 Let's play ultimate hide and go seek. 638 00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:55,315 You hide first. 639 00:29:55,358 --> 00:29:56,620 Yes. 640 00:29:56,664 --> 00:29:58,405 Oh. 641 00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:00,842 Start counting to 3,000, buddy. 642 00:30:03,105 --> 00:30:05,847 We shoulda started doing that 10 years ago. 643 00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:08,023 Oh! There she is. 644 00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:09,459 Our first lady. 645 00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:12,071 Just in time for your big moment. 646 00:30:12,114 --> 00:30:13,812 Oh. Oh. 647 00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:17,903 You just stand right here, and look the way you do. 648 00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:21,080 You know, in my photography days, 649 00:30:21,123 --> 00:30:22,690 we'd call that "camera meat." 650 00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:24,910 What photography days? 651 00:30:24,953 --> 00:30:26,868 I was a Boston Paparazzo. 652 00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:29,697 Oh, is that why you got punched in the face by James Taylor? 653 00:30:31,351 --> 00:30:34,397 No. 654 00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:36,922 Hey, aren't those the cops from the Vic House? 655 00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:38,358 Oh. Yeah. 656 00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:39,533 Kept in touch with them after my trouncing 657 00:30:39,576 --> 00:30:41,665 of Sean Avery. 658 00:30:41,709 --> 00:30:43,363 And we have Mr. Harrison, 659 00:30:43,406 --> 00:30:46,583 who donated quite handsomely, too. 660 00:30:46,627 --> 00:30:48,890 Buncha people from the neighborhood. 661 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:51,719 Everybody showed for your boy! 662 00:30:55,941 --> 00:30:56,898 Oh, here we go. 663 00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:59,292 Ready? And smile. 664 00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:00,467 Thanks, Kevin. 665 00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:02,686 Mrs. McRoberts. Looks great. 666 00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:04,558 Oh. God, look at us. 667 00:31:04,601 --> 00:31:05,907 It's perfect. 668 00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:08,257 Like JFK and Jackie O. 669 00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:10,607 But poor. 670 00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:12,827 But that means I get a Marilyn! 671 00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:20,313 What? 672 00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:28,016 You okay? Jesus! 673 00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:29,800 -Sorry. -Yeah, you should be! 674 00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:31,628 -Whoa. -What -- What the hell were you thinking, 675 00:31:31,672 --> 00:31:32,847 offering this place? 676 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,241 Oh, it seemed easier than saying no. 677 00:31:35,284 --> 00:31:38,331 Sam, you can't give into him like that, okay? 678 00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:39,767 -It's what he's counting on. -Counting on? 679 00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:41,856 He's not exactly a puppet master, okay? 680 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,423 It's Kevin. 681 00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:47,340 Sam, "it's Kevin" is why he gets away with everything. 682 00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:48,558 It's why he always wins. 683 00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:49,951 You say that like it's destined. 684 00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:51,692 It is! 685 00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:53,215 This whole world is designed for guys like Kevin 686 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:54,956 and Pete and Neil! 687 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,568 I don't know that it's --Sam, he shot someone. 688 00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:01,223 Kevin shot someone in our home, 689 00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:02,659 and the cops couldn't care less. 690 00:32:02,703 --> 00:32:05,184 They're in there toasting him right now. 691 00:32:05,227 --> 00:32:07,751 This whole game is rigged! Fixed! 692 00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:09,840 And I-I should just give up, you know? 693 00:32:09,884 --> 00:32:13,409 I should -- Why not? I should just give up... 694 00:32:13,453 --> 00:32:16,195 and run away with you. 695 00:32:16,238 --> 00:32:19,024 You know, we could go to, like, a lake town or a desert, 696 00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:21,852 where we could be totally different people. 697 00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:24,203 I could be, like... 698 00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:26,205 Denise, and, uh, 699 00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:29,164 Denise makes her own bowls and remembers to water her plants. 700 00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:35,431 What? 701 00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:38,260 Being with me is giving up? 702 00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:41,481 That's not what I -- 703 00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:44,223 Right now, it seems like the right answer. 704 00:32:44,266 --> 00:32:47,617 It seems like it, but it's not? 705 00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:56,148 I'm offering you something real. 706 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,019 Something... 707 00:33:00,108 --> 00:33:04,025 You just don't know how to help yourself, do you? 708 00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:07,376 Oh, right, being with you is gonna, what? 709 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:08,464 It's gonna save me? 710 00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:09,944 It'd be an improvement. 711 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,207 Oh. Okay. 712 00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:14,905 Um, you know, Kevin -- when we met, 713 00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:16,907 he got me out of my parents' house, 714 00:33:16,951 --> 00:33:19,127 because he insisted that we move in together after two months, 715 00:33:19,171 --> 00:33:21,695 and, so, I guess I let him save me, too. 716 00:33:21,738 --> 00:33:23,262 I'm not Kevin. 717 00:33:23,305 --> 00:33:25,307 No, I know. 718 00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:26,961 But you know that there are people who look at me 719 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,485 and they don't see a charity case? 720 00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:32,140 Who like me like this? 721 00:33:32,184 --> 00:33:34,751 Like this? 722 00:33:34,795 --> 00:33:37,537 Come on, you know you deserve better than this place, 723 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:40,105 than those idiots. 724 00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:41,932 You could be... 725 00:33:41,976 --> 00:33:43,456 more. 726 00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:48,504 That's not a compliment. 727 00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,376 God, I used to think it was, 728 00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:54,293 but I am so done with trying to be more. 729 00:33:54,336 --> 00:33:56,860 This is it. 730 00:33:56,904 --> 00:33:58,471 This should be enough. 731 00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:04,433 What? 732 00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:10,961 Oh, Jumping Jehoshaphat. 733 00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:12,485 Licking Lucifer. 734 00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:22,364 Uh, whoa there. 735 00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:24,801 Is this Fun Allison rearing her ugly head? 736 00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:28,631 I thought she drowned in that water park eight years ago. 737 00:34:31,025 --> 00:34:32,157 Babe, cool it. 738 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,507 That is not very Jackie O behavior. 739 00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:38,337 Yeah, take a page out of her book and drink alone. 740 00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:40,948 You have, like, an image now. 741 00:34:40,991 --> 00:34:43,516 You gotta act like a politician's wife. 742 00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:45,126 Don't you have a public image? 743 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:46,475 Uh, yeah. 744 00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:47,824 I'm living it right now. 745 00:34:47,868 --> 00:34:49,826 I'm a man of the people. 746 00:34:57,312 --> 00:35:01,229 I know you think you're some everyday hero... 747 00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:05,146 but you're just a dick, Kevin. 748 00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:15,200 Everyday Hero. 749 00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:18,420 I like the sound of that. 750 00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:22,642 Kevin, that's your campaign slogan! 751 00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:26,863 "Kevin McRoberts -- Everyday Hero." 752 00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:30,084 It's brilliant! 753 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,477 Cheers, everybody! 754 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,783 Everyday Hero! 755 00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:42,357 I told you, I'm off tonight. 756 00:35:56,937 --> 00:35:59,113 Bram, if you call again, 757 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,289 I'm making you shovel my walk all winter. 758 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,428 Uh, Patty stepped out to grab some cigarettes. 759 00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:11,386 Oh. 760 00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:13,040 Sounds familiar. 761 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,871 I can leave her a message if you want. 762 00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:19,655 Uh... 763 00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:21,135 I -- Well -- You -- 764 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,659 Sorry, you're -- you're Officer Ridgeway, right? 765 00:36:23,703 --> 00:36:26,662 Are you here to question her again, or... 766 00:36:26,706 --> 00:36:29,796 No. 767 00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:32,102 Oh. Um... 768 00:36:32,146 --> 00:36:35,671 I just heard about the break-in, so I thought I should stop by. 769 00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:38,935 See if I can bring her a roast chicken or something. 770 00:36:38,979 --> 00:36:40,937 The break-in was next door. 771 00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:44,724 No, I know, but it's still pretty traumatic. 772 00:36:44,767 --> 00:36:47,074 Mm, she seems fine. 773 00:36:47,117 --> 00:36:48,945 Good, even. 774 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:51,644 Actually you could say 775 00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,385 it's the happiest she's been in years. 776 00:36:58,172 --> 00:37:00,261 Well, good for her. 777 00:37:05,484 --> 00:37:07,660 But you know, actually, the weirdest thing happened. 778 00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:09,488 I -- 779 00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:13,405 When I heard about the break-in, I wasn't totally surprised. 780 00:37:13,448 --> 00:37:15,581 Since we broke up, I've had all these questions, you know? 781 00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:17,322 I-I guess I should've been asking them all along, 782 00:37:17,365 --> 00:37:22,152 but the more I think about what those questions would be, 783 00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:26,113 the less I think she'd ever answer them. 784 00:37:26,156 --> 00:37:28,333 But hey, maybe you'll have more luck. 785 00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:29,943 I'm not a cop, so... 786 00:37:51,007 --> 00:37:53,358 What? 787 00:37:53,401 --> 00:37:56,361 Patty, please call me back. 788 00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:57,927 Please. 789 00:38:05,413 --> 00:38:07,197 Hey. 790 00:38:07,241 --> 00:38:08,721 You waiting for me? I've been trying to call you. 791 00:38:08,764 --> 00:38:10,897 I saw. 792 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:13,682 But I wanted to yell at you in person. 793 00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:15,989 No, don't. 794 00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:19,993 I am -- I am so sorry. 795 00:38:20,036 --> 00:38:22,125 Do you even know what you're apologizing for? 796 00:38:26,086 --> 00:38:28,218 -Then it doesn't count! -Okay. 797 00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:29,524 Well, what did I do? 798 00:38:29,568 --> 00:38:31,352 -Why are you yelling? -Because. 799 00:38:33,441 --> 00:38:36,792 Because it sucked what you asked me to do. 800 00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:41,797 With Tammy. 801 00:38:41,841 --> 00:38:44,060 Okay. 802 00:38:44,104 --> 00:38:48,369 Okay, you're right. I-I am sorry. 803 00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:52,068 But I didn't think of it as a big ask, you know? 804 00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:53,461 You pistol whipped a trucker for me, 805 00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:56,638 so you understand if I, you know, 806 00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:58,466 didn't think it would drain the favor bank 807 00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:00,947 asking you to look in a friend's purse. 808 00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:02,557 Allison... 809 00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:07,562 you know. 810 00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:08,433 I know what? 811 00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:12,262 You know, okay? 812 00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:14,874 You know that Tammy is not just some friend, 813 00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:17,093 and you know why you shouldn't have asked me to do that. 814 00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:18,704 Well, you never actually said anything, 815 00:39:18,747 --> 00:39:20,096 and I didn't want to just assume. 816 00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:24,057 Bullshit! You knew. 817 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,580 And you framed Nick for me, 818 00:39:25,624 --> 00:39:27,365 not out of the kindness of your heart, 819 00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:30,237 but you did it so that when you asked me to betray Tammy, 820 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,412 I'd owe you one. 821 00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:32,892 Okay, that is not true. 822 00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:35,416 And also, "betray her" is a little strong. 823 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:38,419 You knew I wouldn't say no, not to you. 824 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:40,421 Oh, God. 825 00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:42,423 Did you actually look in her notebook? 826 00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:44,469 Yes. 827 00:39:44,512 --> 00:39:46,340 And I hate myself for it. 828 00:39:49,996 --> 00:39:52,259 -Uh, what did it say? -Jesus, Allison! 829 00:39:54,522 --> 00:39:55,915 It said nothing. 830 00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:57,525 I did it for nothing. 831 00:39:57,569 --> 00:39:59,222 She doesn't think that you want your husband dead. 832 00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:01,616 She thinks we talk too much. She's jealous. 833 00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:05,054 She called you "meek" and a "victim." 834 00:40:05,098 --> 00:40:06,665 Clearly, she doesn't know you. 835 00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:08,144 Okay. 836 00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:10,103 But I can't take back what I did. 837 00:40:12,366 --> 00:40:14,890 She's the only person that I have, 838 00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:17,893 and you used it. 839 00:40:17,937 --> 00:40:19,460 You ruined it. 840 00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:22,028 I'm sorry, Tammy's the only person that you have? 841 00:40:22,071 --> 00:40:23,159 That's a rude thing to say. 842 00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:24,726 Be rude, Allison. 843 00:40:24,770 --> 00:40:26,467 At least rude is being shitty out in the open. 844 00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:28,774 Okay. Well, sorry for asking for your help. 845 00:40:28,817 --> 00:40:30,123 Jesus, I thought I could. 846 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:32,125 You know, isn't that what we do? 847 00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:33,779 We've both done terrible things, 848 00:40:33,822 --> 00:40:36,869 but we've done them for each other. 849 00:40:36,912 --> 00:40:38,174 You know, at this point, 850 00:40:38,218 --> 00:40:42,091 I couldn't even tell you who's done what. 851 00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:45,181 You're the one who tried to kill her husband. 852 00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:47,183 And you're the one who helped. 853 00:40:47,227 --> 00:40:48,707 And it was a bust. 854 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:50,578 So... 855 00:40:50,622 --> 00:40:53,668 clearly, you're better off with a different accomplice. 856 00:40:53,712 --> 00:40:57,890 Hey, I don't want you around 'cause you're a good accomplice. 857 00:40:57,933 --> 00:41:00,893 You've -- You've raised me from the dead. 858 00:41:00,936 --> 00:41:04,157 Like, after all this, you're gonna le-- 859 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,898 Without you... 860 00:41:08,683 --> 00:41:10,424 You're... 861 00:41:15,124 --> 00:41:16,343 What? 862 00:41:22,741 --> 00:41:24,699 Ugh. 863 00:41:24,743 --> 00:41:26,135 Okay. Yeah. 864 00:41:26,179 --> 00:41:27,441 You know what? 865 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:28,964 Never mind. I'm not gonna ask you for help. 866 00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:30,270 I'm not gonna ask you for anything. 867 00:41:30,313 --> 00:41:32,011 So, let's just go back to how it was. 868 00:41:32,054 --> 00:41:34,535 I'll get you a beer, and you'll say, "Oh, it's not cold enough," 869 00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:36,232 and that will be the extent of our sharing, okay? 870 00:41:36,276 --> 00:41:39,148 So, let's just go back to how it was. 871 00:41:39,192 --> 00:41:40,759 Fine. Fine. 872 00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:54,990 How dare you? 873 00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:56,731 Oh. 874 00:42:03,782 --> 00:42:04,957 That's right. 875 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,395 I heard everything. 876 00:42:08,438 --> 00:42:09,570 I don't know what you're talking about. 877 00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:11,267 What do you think I'm talking about? 878 00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:12,617 Well, I don't know what you're talking about 879 00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,967 unless you know what you're talking about. 880 00:42:15,010 --> 00:42:16,185 I know what I'm talking about, 881 00:42:16,229 --> 00:42:17,491 and I know what you talked about, 882 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:20,450 and therefore, what I'm talking about. 883 00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:23,584 Well, now I definitely don't know what you're talking about. 884 00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:26,195 Please, Allison, being sardined in the closet 885 00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,633 for four hours may cut off circulation in some places, 886 00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:31,287 but it doesn't affect my hearing. 887 00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:33,507 Neil, it's not what you think. 888 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,509 I've been losing feeling in my left leg 889 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,555 thinking Kevin was over me, 890 00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:41,167 that I'd hide and he would never seek me ever again. 891 00:42:43,038 --> 00:42:46,302 But I think I know how to get back in his good graces. 892 00:42:46,346 --> 00:42:48,000 -No, Neil, don't. -Hey, that's my phone. 893 00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:49,131 Stop! Give me that! 894 00:42:49,175 --> 00:42:50,350 -No, stop! -Give me my phone. 895 00:42:50,393 --> 00:42:51,264 Hey, that's not yours! Give it to me! 896 00:42:51,307 --> 00:42:52,395 Ahh! Give me my phone! 897 00:42:52,439 --> 00:42:54,180 No, stop! Ahh! 898 00:43:09,108 --> 00:43:12,546 What the fuck?! 899 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,635 You're not gonna tell Kevin anything. 900 00:43:19,466 --> 00:43:20,989 You okay? 901 00:43:26,734 --> 00:43:28,606 I'm fine.