1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,919 My vision for this country... 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:04,879 - Roads, rail. - Right across Australia. 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:07,639 - We are in the age of infrastructure. - The dawn of a new era. 4 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,239 Take this country to the 21st century. 5 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:10,519 Bucketloads of bitumen and bricks. 6 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:12,359 - Building a stronger country. - Record spending on... 7 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,559 We're spending more than any government has ever spent. 8 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,959 - $44 billion. - $75 billion. 9 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,799 - $100 billion. - It's big money in anyone's language. 10 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,599 - This is a nation-building budget. - Nation-building. 11 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,039 - Nation-building. - Nation-building. 12 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:24,520 - Nation-building. - Nation-building. 13 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,759 - Tony! - Brian. 14 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,919 - It's so good to see you back. - Oh, good. 15 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,319 - We've been so worried. - Oh, I'm OK, Brian. 16 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,559 - Here, let me get this for you. - No, no. I'm fine, I'm fine. 17 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:46,679 - I'll get that. - OK. Sure. 18 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,679 - Just, um, ease on through. - Yep. 19 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,439 OK. We've been so worried. 20 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:52,279 - No, no, I've actually... - Here, let me get that. 21 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,879 - There you go. Alright? - Thank you, Brian. 22 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,120 - It's very heavy. - Thank you very much. 23 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,679 - There you go, Tony. - Thanks, Brian. 24 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,039 - Now, take it easy. - Oh, I will. Thank you very much. 25 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,559 - Tony, welcome back! - Oh, thank you, Courtney. 26 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,559 - Thank you. - Here, let me get that door for you. 27 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,879 - Oh, no, I can do it. - No, no, no. 28 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,240 OK. Sure. 29 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,559 Thank you. Oh! 30 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,479 Thank you. Nice to see you all. 31 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,519 Very nice. Thank you. No fuss. Thank you. 32 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,959 Everyone can go back to their jobs. Thank you. 33 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,199 How are you feeling? 34 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,599 - Oh, fine, yep. - Yep. 35 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,399 I really don't want people making a fuss. 36 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,199 Brian practically medevac'd me up here. 37 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,359 They're just relieved to see you again. 38 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,159 - I was only gone a week. - We heard it was touch and go. 39 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,639 It was a minor arrhythmia thing. 40 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,479 And now I've got this monitor that connects... 41 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,519 - Like a pacemaker? - No, like a monitor. 42 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,679 Oh, in case you have a fall? 43 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,559 No, it beeps if my heart rate goes high. 44 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,839 - Do you have a button? CareAlert? - I'm not 80! 45 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,519 Well, I've told everyone they're not to bother you this week. 46 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,319 Seriously, I'm fine. I walked to work today. 47 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,119 - Are you not allowed to drive? - No, no, I wanted to walk. 48 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,599 It's funny the things you notice. 49 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,079 You know the pipe in the street out the front? 50 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,239 - Oh, is that still leaking? - Two months. 51 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,359 - Didn't we mention it to someone? - I'll speak to Brian. 52 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,919 OK, good. 53 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,319 - What's that noise? - Oh, it's your humidifier. 54 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,879 - After your health scare... - It wasn't a scare. 55 00:01:57,880 --> 00:01:59,319 Well, your wake-up call, 56 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,199 we're trying to make the office a more relaxed work environment. 57 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,839 Yeah. But we've still got our vending machines. 58 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,559 - Are you on fluid restrictions? - Seriously, I'm fine. 59 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,599 - OK. Well, you just relax. - OK. 60 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,800 - I'm shutting the door. - Please. 61 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,559 So. It all stacks up? 62 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,039 In principle. It's a smart idea. 63 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,239 It'll ease congestion at the port. Get trucks off the road. 64 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,159 - And all that stuff's in here? - Yes. 65 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,079 That's great. It feels solid. 66 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,159 But, Jim, there are a couple of things we need you to make clear. 67 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,199 Yeah, fire away. 68 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:31,079 Their construction time line looks a little optimistic. 69 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,999 I think we need at least another 12 months... 70 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,399 - Yeah? - 18. 71 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,559 18. On top of that, if we could just walk you through... 72 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,159 Hey! Look who's back! 73 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:41,319 - Oh. - Um, uh... we'll come back to this. 74 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,320 So, clean bill of health? 75 00:02:42,321 --> 00:02:43,799 Yeah, I've just got to take it easy for a bit. 76 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,079 I've been told to stay out of your hair. 77 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,359 Just for this week, Jim. 78 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,759 What happened to your vending machine? 79 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:48,959 Healthier choices. 80 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,319 Hey, Nat, thanks for holding the fort. 81 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,559 - Not a problem. - I tell you what. 82 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,199 - I think she's onto a winner here. - Yeah? I should take more time off. 83 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:57,239 So, Tony, did you float above your body? 84 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,079 - What? - When you had your episode. 85 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,719 - It wasn't an episode. - Your turn. 86 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,959 Was there a white light in the distance? 87 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,279 It was a heart flutter. 88 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,399 - Do you reckon you crossed over? - I felt dizzy. 89 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,239 That's enough, everybody. Tony needs to rest. 90 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,039 Oh, I need to show something to Nat and Scott. 91 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:11,239 Come back in an hour. 92 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,079 Yep. Alright. Well, I need the whiteboard to... 93 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,279 - I'll get that. Yep. - OK. 94 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,639 - You sit. - Alright. 95 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:16,800 Sit! 96 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,839 So, our original intentions: fine. 97 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,919 You know, lower costs, competition, dynamic markets, great. 98 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,999 - This is not just infrastructure? - No, this is everything. 99 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,079 So, we all fall for the privatisation sugar hit. Fine. 100 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:34,079 But then half of these companies and entities end up, down the track, 101 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,639 in some kind of globalised profit-minimising tax vehicle. 102 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,119 And if we adopt these measures... 103 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,279 Then the government fires a big shot across their bow, 104 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,839 says, "Yeah, we're gonna put money in, 105 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,599 "but we determine the financial games you play 106 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,959 "for the next 20 or 30 years." 107 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,279 So, an infrastructure charter. 108 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,879 - When did you come up with this? - In hospital. 109 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,279 It's funny, when you get a few days of clear air, you get to thinking. 110 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:54,279 - About the meaning of life. - About tax. 111 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,679 Staring into the face of the Grim Reaper. 112 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:57,959 Yep. 113 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,359 Um, what do you think? 114 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,119 - It's innovative. - Yeah? 115 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,640 And you'll be leaving a legacy. For when you... 116 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:05,999 When I what? 117 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,799 When the... when the next generation... 118 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,279 I'm still here. Yeah. 119 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,999 Treasury and Finance are in town next week. 120 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,319 - All of them? - Yeah. Well, most of them. 121 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,159 I reckon I can get the key guys together for about 20 minutes or so. 122 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,159 - And will you... - Will I what? 123 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,639 - Nothing. - What? 124 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,839 - It won't be the whiteboard? - What's wrong with the whiteboard? 125 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,399 You might need to lift it a notch, Tony. 126 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,400 What, more coloured pens? 127 00:04:24,401 --> 00:04:25,599 These days you've got five minutes 128 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,279 before people start reaching for their phones. 129 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,999 - Want me to look into some options? - Not really. 130 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,839 What? Hang on. What's that? 131 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,399 Katie? What is that? 132 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,679 - Brian's drilling. - Yeah, no, I can hear that. Why? 133 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,719 - He's moving the defibrillator. - Not closer to me? 134 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,519 Just to be on the safe side. 135 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,960 Five minutes, Tony! 136 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,519 Is Tony free? 137 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,199 - Shh. He's de-stressing. - What? 138 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,999 The doctor said he needs to do it every day. 139 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,799 I've got all this stuff from last week. 140 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,800 - Do you know how long he's gonna... - I'll find out. 141 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,359 Tony? It's Katie. 142 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,600 How much longer do you plan on being mindful for? 143 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,399 - Five minutes. - Maybe I'll wait. 144 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,039 - Is Tony almost finished? - Five minutes. 145 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,639 - Uh, four and a half. - OK, I'll wait. 146 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,359 - Can I have a quick word? - Jim! 147 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,839 He called me! 148 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:15,040 Let 'em in! 149 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:19,079 - Just a couple of quick signatures. - Sure. Yeah. 150 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,879 - Grab a seat. - Jeez, a fair bit going on up here. 151 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,879 Oh, It's actually more straightforward than that, yeah. 152 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,199 - I like this. - Yep? 153 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,639 Did we ever turn on that desal plant? 154 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:27,879 - Jim? - Sorry. 155 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,559 So, is this what Treasury is coming in for? 156 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,679 - I reckon it could be a game-changer. - Let's hear it. 157 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,519 An infrastructure charter. 158 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,359 An enforceable financial engineering code of conduct. 159 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,999 Wow! I'm listening. 160 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,279 Oh, can you pass me a marker? So, what I... 161 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:43,839 Yeah, that's an EpiPen. I've got an arrhythmia, not an allergy. 162 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:47,279 So, we target the three most common forms of corporate abuse, 163 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,999 tax base erosion, anti-competitive behaviour, double dipp... Jim? 164 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,959 - Oh, keep going. - Yep. 165 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,079 So, we mandate, before any deal is done, 166 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:58,919 all entities have to sign on to a legally binding set of standards, 167 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:02,400 so, an infrastructure charter. 168 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,439 Scotty? 169 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:10,479 - So, where are we at? - What's the last thing you remember? 170 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,719 Uh... desal plant? 171 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,240 Yep. 172 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,679 - It's three days. - Yeah. 173 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,599 - Do we know why? - Some kind of leak. 174 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:39,919 - What? - A water leak. 175 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,719 - Apparently someone complained. - But roadworks? 176 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,119 I mean, it's a plumber and a spanner. I could fix it myself. 177 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,519 No, Tony, you shouldn't be doing manual labour in your condition. 178 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,439 - I don't have a condition. - Do you want me to get that for you? 179 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,919 No, I'm fine! Got it. Yeah, can open a door. 180 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:51,920 Good. 181 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,079 - So, the intermodal. - Really? 182 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,839 Got back from Canberra last night. PM had the chequebook out. 183 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,999 Should have seen the Treasurer. Tap and go! 184 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,719 - Wow. - You said it yourself. 185 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:06,239 It's a smart way to move freight and it'll ease congestion at the port. 186 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,879 - And there were no issues? - Why would there be issues? 187 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,639 - Well, I guess with the freight line. - No. 188 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,039 - Grade separation. - No. 189 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,879 - Compulsory acquisitions. - What was that? 190 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,799 - It's in the report. - What page? 191 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,519 - One. - Yeah, but where exactly? 192 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,239 - Fourth paragraph. - Fourth?! 193 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,079 "Duplication will involve mandatory incursions 194 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,919 "into designated private property boundaries, 195 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,079 "necessitating forcible seizure and acquisitions." 196 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,519 - What does that mean? - We'll need to knock down houses. 197 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:28,879 - What?! - Did you not read this bit? 198 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,159 I thought it was just legalese! 199 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,159 It should have been highlighted, not buried away! 200 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,959 - Page one?! - Fourth paragraph! 201 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,759 It was also on the 3-D presentation. 202 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,679 I was wondering what that was. 203 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,359 - There. - Whoa! 204 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,399 - And there they go. - And no-one noticed? 205 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,759 Well, it just swept through. 206 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,319 There should've been a sound effect, like a wrecking ball or something. 207 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,879 So where does that leave us? 208 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,359 Well, can we find another route? 209 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,199 There is no other route. To build this thing means losing houses. 210 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,839 - Can we go under them? - It's a freight line! 211 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,519 - Over? Around? - Jim! 212 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,400 What's that Elon Musk Hyperloop thing? 213 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,440 I'd better make some calls. 214 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,880 - Read it! - Yes! 215 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,079 They've got six workers down there for one pipe. 216 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:21,399 - Is that Brian? - I think he's liaising. 217 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,799 Is my office a little... orange? 218 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:26,919 We changed the fluoros to LEDs. It's more calming. 219 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,559 - Yeah, I doubt it. How's it looking? - Yep. OK. 220 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,999 If you go through the options, it pretty much comes down to 221 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,719 SlideRocket, Wink, Power Deck or MediaShout. 222 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,519 - Not PowerPoint? - Sure. 223 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,079 If your dial-up modem was still working. 224 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:39,439 I'm really after something basic. 225 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,039 Yeah, which is why I've gone with Power Deck. 226 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,919 It's user-friendly, good interactive graphics, drag and drop. 227 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,679 Katie, is there actual coffee in here? 228 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:46,959 - I made it weakish. - And is it... 229 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,759 Decaf. I thought you might prefer it. 230 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,559 - I don't. - That's your second one for today. 231 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,679 Katie, I'm allowed to drink coffee. Honestly, I'm relaxed and I'm calm. 232 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,679 - Ah, bugger! - Problem? 233 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:58,839 Yeah, you didn't tell me your operating system was 10.8. 234 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,399 I didn't know I had an operating system. 235 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,319 Power Deck requires 10.9 or above. 236 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,279 You know what? Maybe we go back to the old whiteboard. 237 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,999 - No. I can do an upgrade. It's easy. - That's what you said last time. 238 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,759 - Are you still missing those files? - Yes. 239 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,359 I'll do a backup. Straight to the cloud. 240 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,759 - OK. Katie, is this milk? - Yes. 241 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,520 - From cows? - Almonds. 242 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,199 - Ugh. - Ugh what? 243 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,880 Estimated time remaining, three hours. 244 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,679 It's alright. I'll try it here. Stronger signal. 245 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:26,119 - This is when the lighting helps. - Sure. 246 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,799 - What's it called again? - An intermodal. 247 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,279 It's a way to get freight from the docks... 248 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,959 - Mmm. Very exciting. - Real feather in your cap. 249 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,119 Well, to be fair, Tony did a lot of the early work. 250 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,039 Your feather, your cap. 251 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:38,839 Just FYI, the Prime Minister wants to announce it this week. 252 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:39,879 So soon? 253 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,599 Cornerstone of his Delivering the Goods program. 254 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,919 I'm not sure we're ready to announce. 255 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,439 - What do you mean? - Because of the houses. 256 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,439 - What houses? - Have you not spoken to Jim? 257 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,519 No. Oh, I've got a couple of missed calls. 258 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,839 - We have to demolish some houses. - What?! 259 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,159 - It was in the report. - Where? 260 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,679 Here. 261 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,159 - Page one. - Down there? 262 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:56,519 Talk about burying the lede! 263 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,919 "Duplication will involve mandatory incursions into designated..." 264 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,999 Oh! In 140 characters or less. 265 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,319 Excuse me. Would either of you like a slice of Tony's welcome-back cake? 266 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:05,599 - It's not bad. - Um... 267 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,199 - Yes. What is it? - Date and chia seed. 268 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,879 - No, thanks. - No, thanks. 269 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,919 Look, maybe we need to hold off on the announcement. 270 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,800 Let me make some calls. 271 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,439 Just say hello, I guess. 272 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,919 - He's meditating. - Oh, good. 273 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,999 Would you mind if I got some cake? 274 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,400 - Yes. - Thanks. 275 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,079 What am I signing? 276 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,639 I didn't want to break your trance. 277 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,839 I wasn't in a trance. Any word on my computer? 278 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:46,479 Scott's downstairs. There's a stronger Wi-Fi signal. 279 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,319 - It's been all morning. - I'll find out what's happening. 280 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,959 Tony. Is now a good time? 281 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,119 - For? - Talk about your presentation. 282 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,559 Sure. What's with the high-vis... 283 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:56,879 Oh. I've been liaising with the site foreman about our water leak. 284 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,959 - Just setting up the work zone. - There's a zone? 285 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,039 - It's a double carriageway, Tony. - Right. 286 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,199 Yeah. Oh, is it OK if a couple of the guys use our kitchen for lunch? 287 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,719 Sort out the traffic management... 288 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,919 Are you OK? Hey, I'll get the defibrillator! Katie! 289 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:07,920 - No, I'm fine. - Katie! 290 00:11:07,921 --> 00:11:10,039 - Code red! Code red! - I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. 291 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,679 Sorry, false alarm, folks. Yep, sorry. Come back here. Yep. 292 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,719 He's alright, everyone. He's alright. 293 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,599 - Have some coconut water. - Oh, I've had enough. Yeah. 294 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,879 - Sorry, what were we talking about? - Your presentation. 295 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:20,759 Scott spoke to me, said you want to keep it on the down low. 296 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,719 - Yes. Pretty straightforward briefing. - Right. Briefing. 297 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,399 There's no need to go over the top. 298 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,879 - Over the top. - I said no need to go over the top. 299 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,319 Have you used a laser pointer before? 300 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,399 - No, why? - Oh, OK. 301 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,039 We're gonna need to do a safety induction. 302 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,319 Lectern or lapel? 303 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,079 - What? - Microphone. 304 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,559 Brian, it's in the boardroom. 305 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,999 I'm expecting eight people max. I think I could just talk. 306 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,999 No materials, take-homes? Merch? 307 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,959 - Why would I want merch? - Provides a button. 308 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,599 - Yeah? - I've got enough to go on with here. 309 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,439 Anything else, we can sort out during the tech run, OK? 310 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,159 - Sure. - Tony? 311 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,479 Scott wanted me to let you know 312 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,279 that your computer backup is now out to 16 hours, 313 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,960 so he's trying a different floor. 314 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,879 - More coconut water? - Had enough. 315 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,999 - We all agree it's a great project. - Yes. 316 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,519 - Department's on board? - Check. 317 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,719 - So, what's standing in our way? - Currently, 12 houses. 318 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,479 And possibly part of a primary school. 319 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,119 - Oh, my God! - It's OK. Kids love trains. 320 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,279 - Not running through their classroom. - How big a problem is it? 321 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,559 Well, for a start, we haven't told the residents. 322 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,599 - We haven't told Cabinet. - What? 323 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,759 Keep going. 324 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,799 Normally with these things, there's a process of community consultation. 325 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,559 Let's get on with it, then. Start consulting. 326 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:24,239 Go out, listen to people's concerns, take them on board. 327 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,599 - And then? - We can start building. 328 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,559 - That's not how consultation works. - Yes, it is. 329 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,959 - No, it's not how it's MEANT to work. - Well, if it ain't broke. 330 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,199 The key is to show people we're listening. 331 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,239 And would this show them... 332 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,159 Let them know we want input, feedback. 333 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,039 - Those are just words. - Good words. 334 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,719 - Engagement. - There's another. 335 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,559 And will this consultation change our plans? 336 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,559 It will shape them. Inform them. 337 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,519 It's all part of having a mature debate. 338 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,519 If one side has no intention of conceding, 339 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:47,999 then it's not a mature debate. 340 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,359 - Yes, it is. - It isn't. 341 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,679 - It is. - It isn't. 342 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,439 - It is! - But it's not a mature debate. 343 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,560 Yes, it is. And I just won! Now, let's get moving! 344 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,079 - Katie. - Tony. 345 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,319 Where's my chair? 346 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,119 I thought you might like to stand for a while. 347 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,159 I don't. 348 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,559 It lowers your risk of diabetes AND heart disease. 349 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:12,839 - Says who? - The internet. 350 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,439 It can also improve your mood. 351 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,879 Mmm, not working. 352 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,639 - Oh, my computer! - Just got it back from IT. 353 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,439 There was a bug in the new operating system. 354 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,719 - What?! - Yeah, it's alright. 355 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:22,999 We've gone back to 10.7. 356 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,599 - The previous system? - Yeah. 357 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,599 You mean you've actually downgraded my computer? 358 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,319 Good news is we found a version of Power Deck 359 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,239 that's compatible with 10.7, and it's on its way over. 360 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,719 Oh, the courier rang. 361 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,639 The street was blocked, so he's going to come back. 362 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,279 Maybe I'll try that upgrade again. 363 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,279 - No, I wouldn't do that. - No problem. I reckon it'll work. 364 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,999 No, no... What? What? 365 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,879 - You're OK, Tony! I've got you, mate! - Oh. I'm fine... 366 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,479 - I'll get the defibrillator! - Stay with us, Tony! 367 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,239 - Yeah, I'm right here. - Stay with us, Tony! Bring it in! 368 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,920 - Come on! - I've got the EpiPen! 369 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,039 - I'm really sorry. - No need to be sorry. 370 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,639 Better a false alarm than a full-blown cardiac arrest. 371 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:55,760 That's true. Thank you. 372 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,519 I've spoken with the department. Aired your concerns. 373 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,839 They agree we MAY have jumped the gun. 374 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,879 OK. 375 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,559 They propose further community consultation. 376 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,199 We start by handing out fact sheets, information packs, 377 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,119 and we offer all concerned homeowners 378 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,279 their own individual case officer. 379 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,879 And what will this case officer be able to do? 380 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,199 Manage their concerns. 381 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,479 We also set up a hotline 382 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,919 and a website with a dedicated 'have your say' section. 383 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,479 - And if people say don't build it? - Then they've had their say. 384 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,079 But none of this will change our decision? 385 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,799 We're not having this argument again. 386 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,999 - No, I just want to be sure. - Oh, right. What time is it? 387 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,400 Oh! It's time to start consulting. Where's Ash? Ash? 388 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,239 - So, what shall we tell them? - Nothing. We're just doing a survey. 389 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,199 Rhonda said to keep it general. 390 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,999 My name is Natalie Russell. This is Ash De Silva. 391 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,199 And we are from the Nation Building Authority. 392 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,919 - Is this about the bins? - No. 393 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,639 We're just conducting a survey of local residents. 394 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,479 Would you mind if we asked you a few questions? 395 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,759 - Uh, sure. - Great. 396 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,799 - How long have you lived here? - 26 years. 397 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,759 26? Wow. And have you ever thought of moving? 398 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,080 Why would I want to move? 399 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,279 - Downsizing? - It's a one-bedroom home. 400 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,079 - Upsizing? - It is a beautiful house. 401 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,080 Well, thank you. 402 00:15:04,081 --> 00:15:05,959 Out of interest, would it be heritage-listed? 403 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,559 - I don't think so. - Good. 404 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,519 - What? - Nothing. Um... 405 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,399 Traffic. Big issue? 406 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,519 A lot of heavy trucks going past these houses. 407 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,479 How do you feel if the government was to get rid of them? 408 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,799 What, the trucks or the houses? 409 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,439 - Oh. - Ha ha. 410 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:22,279 Um, this is a general notification that the government is looking into 411 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,239 general transport options in the area. 412 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,119 In general. Nothing's been decided. 413 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,880 - About what? - Nothing. 414 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,399 That... that'll do. Thank you. 415 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,119 Good news, Tony. We've had three more RSVPs to your presentation. 416 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:37,079 Oh, that's good. Katie, can I get my notes printed on different paper? 417 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,479 - Sure. - What's this? 418 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,679 - A4. - Maybe make it A2 or even A1. 419 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,199 - Can you just give us a quick level? - Testing one, two, three... 420 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,039 - Are you planning to turn your head? - Yes. 421 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,039 We might need to think about a non-directional mic. 422 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,439 - Here you go, Tony. - Thanks. 423 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:50,759 - What is it? - It's water. 424 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,599 - Why is it pink? - It's nutrient water. 425 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,679 Any chance of getting something from the vending machine? 426 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,079 It is from the vending machine. Would you prefer a peach tea? 427 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,399 No, it's fine. Yeah. Good to go, Scotty? 428 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,719 Just about. 429 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:01,959 What does "just about" mean? 430 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,719 I'm trying to pair your computer with the screen. 431 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,239 Doesn't appear to be working. 432 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,959 Yeah, it says it's connected, 433 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,279 then when I switch slides... 434 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,959 - ..it says it's switching slides. - Switching slides... 435 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,719 - Nup. - That's a mystery. 436 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,839 - Mmm, a mystery. - This is where you need 10.9. 437 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,879 - Nuh. - Nothing? 438 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,199 There is out there. 439 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,199 - Oh. Look. There it is. - Oh, great. 440 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,320 - Ah, good job. - Mystery solved. 441 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,599 - What are you eating? - Date and chia slice. 442 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,239 - Want some? - No. 443 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,279 So, it looks like no-one wants to move. 444 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,279 Apart from the students at No. 7. 445 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,159 I suspect they're squatters. 446 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,079 - What are you doing? - It's for Rhonda. 447 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,479 Just use your phone. 448 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,319 - We're not spies. Shit! - What? 449 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,599 - Down. Down. - Down? 450 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,479 Down! Down, down. No, not the window! 451 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,799 - No? - Uh-oh. 452 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,999 - Excuse me. - Hi. 453 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,199 - Are you from the government? - No. 454 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,359 Uh, what's "Nation Building Authority"? 455 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,119 Uh, we're an agency that works WITH government... 456 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,359 - Nothing's been decided. - Is this about the freight line? 457 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,159 - Who told you? - We've heard all sorts of rumours... 458 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,639 I'll give you a number to call. Any issues or concerns, the hotline is... 459 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,159 No, not MY card. 460 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,680 And you're Natalie? 461 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,439 - Yep. - Thank you. 462 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:12,479 So, as you can see, those techniques fall into three main categories, 463 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,919 base erosion... 464 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,879 ..profit-shifting... 465 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,279 ..and tax havens. 466 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,319 - Do we really need the sound effects? - Gives it impact. 467 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:27,199 It sounds like a kids' cartoon. I'm trying to find gravitas. 468 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,719 - I like it, Tony. - Do you? 469 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,879 - Mm-hm. - Where was I? 470 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,279 - Uh, the graph. - Oh, yeah. 471 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,679 Taken as a whole, it presents a pretty damning picture. 472 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,919 - Gravitas. - Yeah. 473 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,759 With total tax revenue loss represented by purple 474 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:43,999 and potential... 475 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,239 Sorry, which one's the purple? 476 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,959 - Oh, uh, that one. - What, that one? 477 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,599 - Oh, no, that's mauve. - Really? 478 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,439 - Yeah. - From here, it looks more magenta. 479 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,879 - No, that's... - Maybe if we dim the lights... 480 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,199 Yeah. Oh, hang on, I need my notes... 481 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,279 Ow! 482 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,199 - Call Triple 0! - No, no, no. Just a knee. 483 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,239 - No, just a knee. - No, just sit! I've got the EpiPen! 484 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,120 It's a knee. It's a knee. I did my knee. 485 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,839 - What were you thinking? - She approached us. 486 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,199 I said liaise with the public. Don't talk to them. 487 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,959 - Which one is she? - Joan Meredith. No. 5. 488 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,839 She's also president of the local Save Our Suburbs Action Group. 489 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,319 - There's an action group? - Show me. 490 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,319 There. Shit, I just followed them. 491 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,639 - Sweetheart, she's trouble. - Really? 492 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,799 Never underestimate a retiree with Facebook skills. 493 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,959 What about the others? 494 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,239 We spoke to everyone in the street, 495 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,519 asked them hypothetically, would they be prepared to sell? 496 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,279 - And? - No real takers. 497 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,599 Don't these people realise they're standing in the way of progress? 498 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,719 No. 11 emailed. He's willing to consider an offer. 499 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,639 - One patriotic Aussie. - He lives in Hong Kong. 500 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,239 - I don't think anyone wants to move. - Oh, it's so predictable. 501 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,479 Sure, we all want progress, but not in my backyard. 502 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:40,719 We're stealing their backyard. 503 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,199 They can't have their cake and eat it too. 504 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,159 - They had cake. WE ate it. - Sorry, whose side are you on? 505 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,719 Guess who just started an online petition. 506 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,479 Oh. I said she was trouble. 507 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,320 - Look how many signatures... - Don't touch it! 508 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,919 We're gonna have to stop you there, mate. 509 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,279 Oh, I work here. That building. NBA. Tony Woodford. 510 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,719 Brian, I've got a Tony Woodley here. Says he needs to get in. 511 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,799 - Rightio. - Yep? 512 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,919 Alright, mate. Let's take it really easy, OK? 513 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,479 - OK. - Careful, careful. Boys? 514 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,279 - Can you let him through? - OK. 515 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,239 - Yep? You alright? - Oh, I'm fine. I'm absolutely fine. 516 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,639 OK. 517 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,919 - OK. Alright, just down this way. - Yep. 518 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,639 Uh, what did Brian say? 519 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,119 - They don't look happy. - You should see the PM. 520 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,439 This is a good news story. 521 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,119 State and federal governments working together. 522 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,159 PM wants to move the announcement forward. 523 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,799 - What for? - To stick it up the Premier. 524 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,279 But we can't have this mob turning up, crashing our party. 525 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,119 No. We need to take the heat out of this thing. 526 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,839 - How? - We hold a community meeting. 527 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,199 - What? - An interactive feedback session. 528 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,559 When you say "we"... 529 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,279 You're the one who wanted community consultation. 530 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,959 Our media team suggest 531 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,599 that you focus on the number of jobs this project will generate... 532 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,959 Are you taking notes? 533 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,279 The fact that people will no longer have trucks 534 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,919 running past their front doors. 535 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,919 - They'll no longer have doors. - This is a good one. 536 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,079 It's getting Australia on the move. 537 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,199 What does that even mean? 538 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,479 Oh, what does anything mean? They're just talking points. 539 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,919 Tony, that's your third coffee for today. 540 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,359 - Well, it's been a long day. - Let me make it. 541 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,800 Seriously, I'm fine. I... 542 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,439 There's a platoon here. 543 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,879 I hope you don't mind, I let them have the rest of your chia slice. 544 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,159 It's one pipe. 545 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,519 I mean, seriously, you could shut it 546 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,159 and ship in mineral water from Tuscany. 547 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:34,039 That reminds me, our water will be off tomorrow between 4pm and 8pm. 548 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,759 - Yep. OK. - Yeah, it's the whole street. 549 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,159 Is it? Yeah. What's this? 550 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,399 Oh. Your speech notes. You asked for A1. 551 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,879 - Yep. - Mm-hm. 552 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,599 Thanks. 553 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,399 - Good turnout. - We're not doing a Fringe show. 554 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,839 They don't sound happy. 555 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,919 Do you want me to go out and try and warm them up? 556 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,639 I don't think they need warming. 557 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,039 - Ohh. - What? 558 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,639 Twitter's gone nuts. Some pretty nasty comments. 559 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,119 - About us? - No. 560 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,919 More you. Joan posted your business card. 561 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,599 - What? Where?! - Right here. 562 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,719 Shit. I just retweeted it. 563 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,759 Sorry we're a bit late. Had to get dropped off down the street. 564 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,399 Looks like you're having quite a bit of work done. 565 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,479 Yeah, a little bit of work done. So, come in and sit down. 566 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,999 Uh, Katie will get you a tea or a coffee. 567 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,679 - Oh, there's no water. - Oh. Or a juice or a coconut water. 568 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,559 - Scotty, we're, um...? - All good, Brian? 569 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,759 Alright, thanks, everyone, for making the time. 570 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,239 I realise everyone's on a tight schedule, 571 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,639 but I think what I'm about to show you today 572 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,759 represents a significant economic reform. 573 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,159 - Sounds exciting. - We're all ears. 574 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,679 Well, I'll walk you through it. 575 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,039 Australia today faces a major ongoing problem, 576 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,640 and that problem is... 577 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,999 Oh. 578 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,639 No, that's not it. Sorry, folks. 579 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,359 Just a couple of gremlins in the, uh... 580 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,559 ..Power Deck... thing that we're using. 581 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,159 So, once we knock this on the head, we'll, um... 582 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,879 ..we will be able to... 583 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,919 Ah, there we go. So... Yeah. 584 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,599 So, this graph represents 585 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:07,639 the top 10 infrastructure investments of the last decade, and what... 586 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,919 Uh, are we able to make that a little bit bigger, Scotty? 587 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,439 Uh, just trying... 588 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,799 Yeah. I think this is where we needed the 10.9. 589 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,119 No, we don't have 10.9. 590 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,719 OK, well, I think... You know what? Let me read it to you. 591 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,599 I'll give the y-axis, pre-tax profits, percentage of wages paid... 592 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,119 - I'm just gonna try one more thing. - Yep. 593 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,199 Ah. No. No... 594 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,159 - Save our suburb! - Yeah! 595 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,559 - Save our homes! - Yeah! 596 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,439 Well, guess there's nothing for it. 597 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,119 - You've got the talking points? - Yep. 598 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,519 After you. 599 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,399 Sorry, folks, just waiting on... Just give me a final...? 600 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,839 Yeah. That's a no. 601 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,799 No? OK, alright, I'll do it from my notes. Katie? 602 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,959 Sorry, folks, if we just all sit down again, 603 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,839 I'll give you a brief verbal overview and we'll get the show on the road. 604 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,719 You, um, didn't shrink them? 605 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,399 - No. - No? That's fine. 606 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,279 OK, well, if you just hold them up, then, maybe, 607 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,879 and I'll do it from here. 608 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,319 So, folks, I think you can all see that. Uh, so... 609 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,799 Oh, hang on. Here we go. 610 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,159 - Oh. Oh, great. - Back on. 611 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,879 - Alright, stay there. - Over to you, Tony. 612 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:12,679 I just want to skip the first frame, the first graph. How do I do that? 613 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,239 - Just hit any button. - Mm-hm. 614 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,520 Except space bar. 615 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,159 OK, sorry, folks... 616 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,879 - Hey, what's that? - Uh, what's what? 617 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,559 Is that some sort of irrigation project? 618 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,119 Oh, no, it's, uh... screen saver kicked in. 619 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,079 Whatever happened to that Riverina Basin upgrade? 620 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,039 Oh, yeah. Just sort of fell off the agenda. 621 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,559 - We should follow up on that. - No, we should. 622 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,999 Sorry... Yeah, we should. I just... 623 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,559 It's just not what I want to talk about right... 624 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,959 - Here you go. Riverina Basin upgrade. - Yeah, we did let that slip. 625 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,919 We got a long way down the track with that. 626 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,599 - Yeah, not that far... - How are we going, Scotty? 627 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,279 - Yeah... - Final... You got it? 628 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,239 Oh. No, sorry, that's even worse. 629 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,040 - Code red! Code red! - Red! I'll get the defib! 630 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,799 - Well done last night. - It was a disaster. 631 00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,919 Mission accomplished. 632 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,839 It showed we're willing to listen, to engage, take on feedback... 633 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,999 - We were egged. - ..in whatever form it comes. 634 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,479 - You stuck to the talking points. - That's what started the eggs. 635 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,599 Now when we build this thing, no-one can say they weren't consulted. 636 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,079 Good news, Nat. They managed to get all the egg out of your jacket. 637 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,880 - Oh, great. - But not your pants. 638 00:24:15,909 --> 00:24:20,597 - Synced and Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 639 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,199 Can I get you a chamomile tea? 640 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,399 Is the water back on? 641 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,279 Oh. Glass of milk? 642 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,439 - No, thanks. - Found the culprit! 643 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,759 It was in HDMI 1. Should have been in 2. 644 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,479 - Ah! - Lesson learned. 645 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:32,919 And we should have gone with SlideRocket. 646 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,479 No, we should have gone with a whiteboard. 647 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,159 'Cause name one thing that that presentation achieved. 648 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,359 The Minister travelled to Charleville 649 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,399 to announce the irrigation scheme. 650 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,319 For too long, the farmers of Central Queensland 651 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,600 have lacked a reliable water supply.