1 00:00:04,587 --> 00:00:07,297 Jesus. You really don't remember what happened last year? 2 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:09,466 Pay some fucking attention this time. 3 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,553 STEVE : Your life's not simple, Fiona. 4 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:18,559 You're nothing like anyone I've ever met. You make me wanna enjoy my life again. 5 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:21,270 STEVE: Who the hell is that? -My dad. 6 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:26,400 In my whole career, I've never seen such a spectacular display of alcoholism. 7 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:27,693 Thank you. 8 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,362 FIONA: How much we short? DEBBIE: Eighteen dollars and 30 cents. 9 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,489 I'm taking the PSATs for some Polish kid. 10 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:34,283 Gonna be able to kick in 10 more. 11 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,785 IAN: I get paid Friday. FIONA: I'll figure out the rest. 12 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:40,581 STEVE: I can loan you the money. -We don't need your charity. 13 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,792 Fiona, thanks for a night I'll never forget. 14 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,210 Who the fuck's Tony? 15 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,213 I've waited a long time for last night to happen. 16 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:51,091 At least Tony's not getting in my family's business. 17 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:54,470 -What the fuck is wrong, Frank? -Maybe that's what I want. 18 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,847 -You know nothing about me. -Then teach me. 19 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,934 -I'm gay. -I know. 20 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:03,771 That's for screwing my husband. I want another baby. 21 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:05,272 -What? -I get what I want... 22 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,899 ...you can have what you want. 23 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,779 KASH: Put the candy back now. 24 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:14,114 MICKEY: Fuck. -Shit. 25 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,950 I like you. You're a dirty girl like me. 26 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:19,453 Jasmine, this is Veronica. V lives next door. 27 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:20,871 Hi, V. 28 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:25,334 We're only taking in a foster kid to get the money to pay for my parking tickets. 29 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:28,003 Wanna go to the park, throw the old pigskin around? 30 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:30,422 -Would it be all right if my son, Jonah, came? -Huh? 31 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,133 I scored you a 2200. 32 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:36,261 I'm an investigator for the Educational Evaluation Service. 33 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:40,432 This is the Robotics Lab. It is the best in the country. Come by anytime. 34 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,476 Science just turns me on. 35 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,062 -What are you hiding? SHEILA: Aah! 36 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,607 I left them. 37 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,859 LIP: Your house is Frank's wet dream. 38 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:52,986 Never gonna get him out. 39 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:55,280 -Dad. -Son. 40 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,825 KAREN: What are we? LIP: Friends. 41 00:01:57,992 --> 00:01:59,743 -Friends? -Friends who do this. 42 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,453 -I can do that. EDDIE: lt says here... 43 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:06,125 -...you can rededicate as a virgin. -Oral sex. Big, black strap-on dildo. 44 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:08,836 -You whore! KAREN: He humiliated me! 45 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:12,589 Get out! You don't ever come back! 46 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:15,300 -You're out of the house. -I'm out of the house! 47 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,178 -Whoa! -What do you think know, Daddy? 48 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,222 Am I still a whore? 49 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,603 Frank? Frank? 50 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:29,940 I think I was kind of falling in love with her. 51 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:33,277 -How long you been stealing cars? -Who says I steal them? 52 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:36,321 I have to leave town. Come with me. 53 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:39,533 -Costa Rica. It's beautiful. FIONA: I think I might love him. 54 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:41,410 VERONICA: Scary, isn't it? 55 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,079 STEVE: I love you. I wanna be with you. 56 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,581 Come with me. 57 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:10,832 Seventy-seven, 78, 79, 80, 81 , 82.... 58 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:24,471 Won't be long now, Frank. 59 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:27,849 In a few days, she's gonna make it to the store, the hair salon... 60 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:30,394 ...Alibi Room, gonna meet your friends. 61 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:33,105 Ninety-nine. 62 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:39,194 Hear all those heartwarming, scumbag, freeloading Frank stories. 63 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:45,325 -Who the hell is that? -Friend from group. 64 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:48,078 -Group? -Sex Addicts Anonymous. 65 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:52,291 Gig's almost up, Daddy Frank. Time to make other plans. 66 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:00,090 One hundred! 67 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:14,813 Hey, cut it off, Ernie. 68 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,523 Thanks, lieutenant. 69 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:19,234 Hey, you mind if we drop Cami off early tomorrow? 70 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,278 Teresa's got inventory at Costco. 71 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:25,407 No problem. And tell Teresa thanks for the case of dented soup. 72 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,659 CAMI: Ah! -Mwah. 73 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:29,661 Pool's open! 74 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,538 Cannonball! 75 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,501 BOY: Hey, don't splash me. 76 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:45,677 Eddie goes to the corner for a pack of Luckies, never heard from again. 77 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,764 Goddamn city couldn't wait to stop paying him. 78 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:52,392 Wasn't two weeks before the checks stopped coming. 79 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,103 And now what are we supposed to live off of? 80 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:58,440 -Sheila's single disability check? BABY: Then they go and pat me down. 81 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:02,527 How does Mr. Osama-Obama expect us to survive on that? 82 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:04,279 BABY: He's gonna try to Tase me. 83 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:08,825 If Sheila does go to work, what's she gonna make? Minimum wage at best. 84 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:11,161 -Nobody's heard from Eddie? BABY: He Tases me. 85 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:14,623 Not a word. Man's got no sense of responsibility. 86 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:17,626 Leaving a family of three to fend for ourselves. 87 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,879 BABY: Yeah, I got Tasered twice, man. -Bullshit. 88 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,132 What'd you say? 89 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:27,719 Uh.... I said "bullshit". 90 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:30,555 I got Tasered for, like, a second, I crapped myself. 91 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:36,019 There's no way you got Tasered twice, fought off three cops, ran away. Pfft. 92 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:37,687 What, you calling me a liar? 93 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:42,442 At the very least, an exaggerator. 94 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,486 -A grand says I did. MAN: He's for real. 95 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:50,575 Kev, you still got that Taser back there? I'll see your grand... 96 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,202 ...and add nine more. 97 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:58,125 Ten thousand in American legal tender says you cannot get Tasered twice... 98 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:02,337 ...and not soil your tighty whities, much less keep standing. 99 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,673 All right, shithead. 100 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,472 Do it. 101 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,269 Do it! 102 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,780 Again! 103 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:37,038 Fuck! What? 104 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,591 Where's my ten grand, motherfucker? 105 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:05,609 Hey, gorgeous, more diablos. 106 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,778 Think these Boy Scouts can handle that heat? 107 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:11,781 No way. Not a chance. 108 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:21,583 Six more diablos, a J. B. back, Ketel One up with a lime wedge... 109 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,085 ...Maker's seven, and four Stellas. 110 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:27,422 VERONICA: Haven't given up on that yet? -Every summer needs a challenge. 111 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:32,052 Man's in love with his own self. Probably masturbates while he licks his reflection. 112 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,971 -Fiona! -Hey! Hi! 113 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,765 Who's that, slutty's husband? 114 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:38,350 No. Hal's rounder. 115 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,268 -Hi! FIONA: Hey. 116 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:44,105 -Fi, this is my friend, David. -Jasmine's told me a lot about you. 117 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:48,527 Only that you're fabulous, smart and unbelievably sexy. 118 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,571 And that you're home for the summer from Princeton. 119 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:53,949 -I'll get us a table. -Okay. 120 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:56,576 -Princeton. -We're going out later, you wanna come? 121 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:59,079 -What about Hal? -Annual Michigan fishing trip... 122 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:03,166 ...with the softball buddies. Mosquitoes, bratwurst and gallons of Budweiser. 123 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:07,587 -Sounds pretty Brokeback to me. -Come later. Live a little. 124 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:10,799 -That regular? -First time I've seen him. 125 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,093 She probably did his taxes, then did him. 126 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,230 IAN: Get your guard up, Lip. 127 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,152 Kick him back. You're punching like a fag. 128 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,779 Come on. 129 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,251 REF: First round. Go to your corners. 130 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,044 Let's place some bets. 131 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:50,589 -Hey, Mandy. -You know you're supposed to hit him? 132 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:53,174 -That kid hits hard. -What did you think this was? 133 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:55,594 I didn't think he could punch me with his foot. 134 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:58,555 -He kicked the top of my goddamn head. -Look at me. 135 00:09:58,723 --> 00:09:59,764 You wanna throw in the towel? 136 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:02,642 I would if I was smart. 137 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,190 [JULIA MICHAELS' "BORN TO PARTY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 138 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:10,609 I'm gonna blow a fuse 139 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:14,446 When my techno music Pop music, retro music, rock 140 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,741 Turn it up on a Friday Pump it all night long 141 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,327 He's crazy about you. 142 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:23,038 Long Island, two Landsharks, three mojitos... 143 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:25,915 ...margarita no salt, Chivas neat and a Jack rocks. 144 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,084 All the woman needs is a pole. 145 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,797 Why don't you come out with us? Kev won't mind. 146 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,925 Can't. I got a shift at the nursing home in the morning. 147 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:39,137 Oh. This better be somebody who's about to give me a gigantic tip. 148 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,931 Oh, God, I'm so sorry, I thought your ass was my drink. 149 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:44,476 VERONICA: Hey, Justin Bieber, how's things at Goldman Sachs? 150 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,521 Well enough for me to afford getting ripped off here. And it's J.P. Morgan. 151 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:51,566 All you mortgage-raping shits should be in prison anyway. 152 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,027 I was in grad school during the mortgage crisis. 153 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:57,447 Nowadays, we're trying to short Euros so Greece will go bankrupt. 154 00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:01,826 -Are we on for later? -I haven't decided if I still like you. 155 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,666 -Later, Mama Bear. -Hey, junior. 156 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:11,419 School night. In bed with lights out by 10. 157 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,840 -What? -Order's up. 158 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:19,552 All night, lookin' tight Everybody's feelin' right 159 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,694 How the hell did that little guy kick Kurt fucking Landis' ass? 160 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,612 We make anything on my fight? Thanks. 161 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,115 -Nobody wanted the odds. -What'd you put down? 162 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,325 What, on the fight you lost? Nada. 163 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,787 Fraternal loyalty doesn't extend to stupidity, bud. 164 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,082 So Mickey's out soon? 165 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,168 In about a week or so, if he doesn't stab anybody else. 166 00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:55,797 Plastic fork, barely broke the kid's skin, but it bought him 30 days. 167 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,675 You gotta be looking forward to having Mickey home again. 168 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,677 I guess. 169 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,805 Hey, I wanna stage another fight night next week. 170 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,808 Go around to the dojos, round up some more scrappers. 171 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,852 Sure. Where you going? 172 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:12,564 -Karen's. IAN: Thought you gave up on that. 173 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,858 -See you. -Eh. 174 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,610 Karen Jackson? After that thing with your dad? 175 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:22,115 I'm sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste, just in case. 176 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,670 BABY: Tomorrow, fuckhead. 177 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:40,425 Jesus Christ. Fuck. 178 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,510 Fuck. 179 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,765 -Friend dropped me off. -Right. 180 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,811 -What the hell you doing here? -Came to see Karen. 181 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,814 She went with a guy to her group. 182 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,651 -What group? -Sex Addicts Anonymous. 183 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:05,575 LIP: Well, can I come in and wait? -No. 184 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:35,897 Ha-ha-ha. Looks like Old Man Dave is beating your time, Romeo. 185 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:39,692 I'm working without pharmaceutical assistance. He was popping blue pills. 186 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:42,070 -I counted four of them. -Four? Wow. 187 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,155 We could be here a while. 188 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,367 Fuck. I told my boss I'd meet him for a run in about an hour. 189 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,618 I could run with you. 190 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,245 I ran track in high school. 191 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,788 What? Don't look surprised. 192 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,541 I ran distance. I was gonna make state. 193 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:57,460 -Yeah? What happened? -Life. 194 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,420 -Come on. I'm fast. -Oh, really? 195 00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:02,298 -I could beat your ass. -You're on. 196 00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:04,300 Wait! 197 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,471 FIONA: Okay, ready? ADAM: Give a kick. 198 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,139 FIONA: Okay. -All right. 199 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,933 FIONA: On your mark. -Yeah. 200 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,726 -Get set. -Okay. 201 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,605 Go. 202 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:44,424 What are you doing? Are you valet now? 203 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,471 See you tonight? 204 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,849 -Maybe. -Maybe? 205 00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,314 TONY: Hey, Fiona. 206 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,983 -Tony. -How's work? 207 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,569 It's good. 208 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:08,364 -How's your remodel coming? -Really wanna know or being neighborly? 209 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,035 Neighborly. 210 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,662 Cast iron plumbing's out, replacing it with copper. 211 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:18,416 Guy on my shift moonlights as an electrician. He's gonna help me rewire. 212 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,251 Gonna flip it or live in it? 213 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,670 Waiting to see what happens. 214 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,259 I gotta get the kids going. 215 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,611 Whoa, what happened to you? 216 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,197 One of my fighters pussied out. I had to fill in. 217 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,659 Looks like the pussy had the right idea. Get some ice on that eye. 218 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,912 Good morning. We're out of mac and cheese. 219 00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:00,041 I can make PBandJs instead, but I'm gonna need more bread. 220 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,169 -How many signed up for today? -Nine. Romano twins. 221 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,880 Cami. Mangis. That Ulin kid with the big head. 222 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,382 Whoa, half a cup. 223 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:11,844 Exhausted. Liam had me up half the night banging his head. 224 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,431 -I need my own room. -And I want a pony for Christmas. 225 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,558 He's a boy, he should be with the boys. 226 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,353 -No way, there's three of us in that room. -I'm a girl. 227 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,063 I'm gonna be a woman soon. 228 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:25,650 I need privacy to undergo the upcoming traumatic transformation. 229 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,027 -It's not that traumatic. -How would you know? 230 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,405 LIP: Video in 5th grade. -What we talking about? 231 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,199 -Moving Liam into our room. -No fucking way. 232 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,160 First daycare kid is here. My own room? 233 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,914 It's not gonna happen, Debs. Go, go. 234 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,460 Traumatic transformation? 235 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,175 Wow. Ethel, the garden looks great. 236 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:55,763 It's all in the compost. My red worms have been working overtime this year. 237 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:59,142 None of God's bounty ever needs go to waste. 238 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:03,062 We still on for today? 239 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:08,776 -Think it still runs? -Probably not, but you can fix anything. 240 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,403 Yep. 241 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,614 Hey, what are those huge, round, green things in the back? 242 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,242 -Tomatoes. -Oh. 243 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,746 -She's a keeper. KEVIN: Mm. 244 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,877 Every mountain 245 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:30,798 Climb every stream 246 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:35,636 Climb all the rainbows 247 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:39,348 Till you find your dream 248 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,937 Frank, Karen. Breakfast. 249 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,068 I moved it. 250 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,528 Hey. Good morning. 251 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:56,866 I can't find my watch. I have looked everywhere. 252 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,077 It's on your wrist. 253 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,707 I had Mom move her rainy-day fund after what happened last time. 254 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:08,252 SHEILA: Karen, the omelets are ready. -I had nothing to do with that. 255 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,588 SHEILA: Hello? -I hid her ATM card too... 256 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,424 ...so don't even try taking that again. 257 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,729 Her nose has been running, but I think it's the glue... 258 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,190 ...that Jeff's been using on the new kitchen linoleum. 259 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,904 Oh, and please, no gluten. 260 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,698 -Gluten? -Who knows? 261 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,576 Okay, there you go. There's Cinderella. 262 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,579 -You all set? -Yeah, playtime, one hour. 263 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,457 TV or Bambi, skip the dead-mom part. 264 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,168 Arts and crafts. Cheetos and carrot sticks. 265 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:52,088 Story time, nothing scary. Free play. Lunch. Nap. 266 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,049 Pool. Dr. Oz. Twinkies and milk. Parent pick-up. 267 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,719 Oh. Don't wake you unless there's blood or exposed bone. 268 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,805 Lots of blood. 269 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,978 Who's ready for TV, guys? 270 00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,605 DEBBIE: Okay, let's watch. Come on. 271 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,212 MAN: That's a great idea. 272 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,301 It's about time. You see Kash last night? 273 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,845 -No. -He didn't come home again. 274 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,181 Had to open the shop by myself. 275 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,349 Homeless winos 10-deep at the door... 276 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:49,228 ...trying to trade stolen recycling for 40s and Mad Dog. 277 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,980 Pack of Marlboros. 278 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,357 How old are you, 8? Get the hell out of here. 279 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,151 You handle the store by yourself? 280 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,652 I gotta get upstairs. 281 00:19:56,820 --> 00:20:00,156 The twins are gonna be late for swim team at the mosque. 282 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:04,493 And no free breakfast, you come to work hungry, you pay like everybody else. 283 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,668 -Linda gone? -Mm-hm. 284 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,879 I've been waiting across the street for an hour. 285 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,549 -Mm. Late night? -What do you care? 286 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,176 LINDA : Where the hell have you been? 287 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,054 Kash. I waited up until after midnight. 288 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,890 You know the doctor wants me in bed by-- 289 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:32,188 What are you looking at? Microwave me a burrito and stock the cooler. 290 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,482 Pack of Marlboros? 291 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,281 What? 292 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,577 -You try starting this since last summer? -No. 293 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,455 -How's the crop coming? -It's almost harvest time. 294 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,290 But I'm a bit worried, though. 295 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,834 There seems like there's more cops in the park. 296 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:56,462 -Yeah, I'm working on it. -Oh. 297 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,925 I'll go chase the rats out of the coolers. 298 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,551 Hey, guys. 299 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,769 TODDLER: I love it. 300 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,229 GIRL: What are you doing? 301 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:20,152 DEBBIE: What are you doing? -Borrowing Liam. 302 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,030 FRANK: Where's that backpack thingy? -Borrowing him for what? 303 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:27,159 Gonna take him to the aquarium. 304 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:29,120 No, you're not. Costs too much. 305 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,539 Okay, then, the zoo. 306 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:35,835 -When are you bringing him back? -I'll bring him back when I'm damn ready. 307 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,879 I'm his father, we need time together. 308 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:45,011 -Should we wake Fiona? -See any exposed bone? 309 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:49,056 Stan's yelling again, so loud you can hear him through the floor. 310 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,018 Yesterday it was Nixon and Jimmy Carter. What's it today? 311 00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:55,938 I turned the TV up after "fucking colored people." 312 00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,941 He keeps going downhill, we're gonna have to call Becky. 313 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,610 -He has his good and bad days. -"Bad days"? 314 00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:04,363 That what you call trying to take out the trash naked? 315 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,991 He forgot his pants, it happens, all right? 316 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,368 I know you love the old racist bastard... 317 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:12,413 ...but if it were my dad, I'd wanna know he was going south. 318 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,498 It's probably time to put him in a home. 319 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,208 KEVIN: I can't hear you. 320 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:21,672 No. No, I don't want to watch my language. 321 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,718 I been speaking this language for the last 50 goddamn years. 322 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,972 No, you listen to me, you fucking daughter of a chink-whore. 323 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,726 Hello? Goddamn it. Cunt. Cunt, cunt. 324 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:38,230 She hung up on me. The bitch didn't speak one word of English. 325 00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:41,400 She's probably in the basement of some whorehouse in Calcutta. 326 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:44,362 -And would you believe this shit? -What shit? 327 00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:48,115 It's my electric bill. 8700 bucks for electricity. 328 00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:50,868 You know, I've been running this bar for 40 years... 329 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,871 ...and I never get a bill that was even close to a grand. 330 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:59,043 All I want is for them to send one of their taco-eating, wetback meter readers... 331 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:02,963 ...to come here and check out the fucking thing. 332 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,549 That's it. Get me my shotgun. 333 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:08,302 I'm gonna go down there, and blow the cunt's head off. 334 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,763 -Can I see it? The bill. -Yeah, yeah. 335 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,015 They must've made some mistake. 336 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,893 The only mistake they made was fucking with me. 337 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:19,605 Stan, would you please sit down? Sit before you blow another ventricle. 338 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,857 -Blow, blow. -I'm gonna take care of this. 339 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,026 Arizona's got the right idea, boy. 340 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,694 Take them down to the border... 341 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:29,824 ...and throw them over the goddamn fence. That's it. 342 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,173 Ian, cover the register. 343 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:27,923 We have a problem. We may need to sell some pot. 344 00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:31,260 -Isn't that what we always do? -A lot of pot. 345 00:24:37,684 --> 00:24:39,310 So Ethel's been helping out. 346 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:43,147 You know how she told you about that kick-ass worm shit... 347 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,691 -...she's been using on her tomatoes? -Yeah. 348 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:48,777 It works so good, we decided to use it on this year's crop. 349 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,739 You know how I usually grow a couple plants... 350 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,491 ...to get us through the summer? 351 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,747 LIP: Holy shit. -Exactly. 352 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:03,209 Wait, so, what's the problem? I forgot about the electric bill. 353 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:06,921 We need 9 grand or they're gonna shut the power off to the building. 354 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,506 Isn't it wonderful? 355 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:13,177 Mr. Kevin is gonna help all the old people who are going blind. 356 00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,605 -This is all I got, man. -God bless you. 357 00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:28,275 Jesus loves you. 358 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:31,487 Fuck you. 359 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:39,745 -Jesus-- Oh, shit. BABY: Where's my money? 360 00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,080 FRANK: Stop! 361 00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:58,556 Back to work. 362 00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:02,142 Your fly is down. 363 00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:05,312 So how much you think you've got? 364 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,565 I don't know. Couple hundred pounds or so. 365 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:10,401 Gonna start drying what I can but that won't fetch... 366 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,570 ...more than a couple grand or so. 367 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,530 We could unload some of the plants. 368 00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:17,533 -Yeah, how many would we have to sell? -Five maybe. 369 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:18,784 Six. 370 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:22,037 Lip, who the hell around here has two grand for a plant? 371 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:23,872 I may know a guy. 372 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,251 V's gonna kill me. She's gonna fucking kill me. 373 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:31,088 I promised her I wouldn't sell more than three or four this year. 374 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:34,425 Normally I throw a bunch of seeds around, see which looks best... 375 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,302 ...thin out the rest. 376 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,596 But this year, I couldn't. 377 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:42,433 They're all so beautiful. I just.... 378 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:44,893 I just couldn't do it. 379 00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:51,150 -Where's my money? -That was a great last night. 380 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:54,361 -You were having fun. I was having fun. -Where's my money? 381 00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:56,196 You were serious about that? 382 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:58,616 Get me the goddamn tin snips. 383 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:01,410 If I had won, I wouldn't expect you to pay me. 384 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:02,828 Take off his shoes. 385 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:08,208 What? It's a turn of phrase like, "I bet it's gonna rain today." 386 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:10,544 BABY: Yeah, let me tell you something. 387 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:11,962 If I don't get my money... 388 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,340 ...I'm cutting toes off and cauterizing them. 389 00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:16,967 -You've got my panhandling cash. -Sixty bucks, man? 390 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:19,428 I was only out there for 45 minutes. 391 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:26,226 We'll keep the kid. Yeah. As collateral. 392 00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:29,480 Come back with my fucking money, you get the kid. 393 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,149 I'll bring you your money, you can't keep the kid. 394 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:35,402 You can't keep Liam. I'll get your money. We can work this out. 395 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:37,237 -We just did. -No, no, no. 396 00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:38,947 Absolutely-- You can't-- 397 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,368 Light it up. 398 00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:44,078 Get him up. 399 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,333 Okay, okay, okay. 400 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:52,544 Keep Liam. 401 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,093 Get up out of here. 402 00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:07,768 I'll be back, buddy, I promise you. 403 00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:17,236 Excuse me, I gotta go. Hey. 404 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:21,782 Gaga, Adele, Rikki, J Lo, Nicki Minaj. Even threw in some old Maxwell. 405 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,952 My guaranteed, clitoris moistening, aphrodisiac music mix. 406 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:28,414 I hope so. All she ever wants to do is discuss The Lake Poets. 407 00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:29,915 Who the fuck is Bruno Mars? 408 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:32,334 LIP: Maybe give up on 22-year-old grad students. 409 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:34,128 Start banging in your own decade. 410 00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:37,047 Grad students is the reason I got into teaching. 411 00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:39,717 -I'm too old to start over now. -Got my SIM board? 412 00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:41,969 -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Thank you. 413 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:45,347 Any interest in purchasing a 6-foot-tall pot plant? 414 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:48,016 -Chicks love old dudes with great weed. -How much? 415 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:49,560 -Couple grand. -Pricey. 416 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,228 It's primo stuff. 417 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:54,398 -What the hell is that anyway? -It's a cop locator. 418 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,066 Rigging up a GPS system... 419 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:58,527 ...that uses police frequencies for coordinates. 420 00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:01,613 Shows me where all the cops are in a given area at any time. 421 00:29:01,781 --> 00:29:04,658 -Is that even legal? -Trying to make sure our community... 422 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:08,162 ...is receiving its fair share of law enforcement resources? Why not? 423 00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:11,165 -I got a lunch date. I gotta go. -With who, David Petraeus? 424 00:29:11,332 --> 00:29:14,501 Heh. No. I landed a Department of Defense grant. 425 00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:16,920 Micro-robotics surveillance drone prototypes. 426 00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:18,797 Yeah, who knows if it'll work... 427 00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:22,593 ...but it'll put some government-issued pork in my pocket. Listen... 428 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,303 ...why don't you help us? 429 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:28,724 I can probably wrangle you some AP engineering or physics credits. 430 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,559 You're gonna have to figure out... 431 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:33,353 ...how to blow up Afghan shepherds all on your own. 432 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:41,445 What are you doing? 433 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:44,490 Making a little easy summer moola the Gallagher way. 434 00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:46,450 -Where's Liam? -In the car. 435 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:49,161 -You don't have a car. -A friend's car. 436 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:53,081 -You crack a window? -Left the engine running, for the a.c. 437 00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:56,668 You left a toddler in a running car in this neighborhood? 438 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,590 That baby laxative? 439 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:06,386 This, my young progeny, is Dr. Frank's magic-money-making fun dust. 440 00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:09,473 CARL: Oregano? -Fool's gold. 441 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,768 My "I've never seen it fail" summer solstice ATM. 442 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,490 LIP: Hey, maybe we can talk the electric company... 443 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,785 ...into taking a down payment, a payment-plan kind of deal. 444 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,787 Oh, watch. Customers. 445 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,541 -What's going on? BOY 1 : Can I get... 446 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:39,753 ...Watermelon Bob-Pop, Bubblegum snow cone and a Chocolate Crunch. 447 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:43,966 -You still selling loosies? -Yeah, Marlboro Lights. Buck apiece. 448 00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:47,594 -What can I get you? BOY 2: Lemon-lime Shot... 449 00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:50,222 -...Chocolate Chip Cookie Bar, Molson's. -Molson's? 450 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:52,599 We sell American beer here to children of age. 451 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:54,726 Come back for a Bud Light when you're 16. 452 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:59,106 BOY 3: Two frozen Snickers, a bag of Beer Nuts and a couple of joints. 453 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,859 You 14? Got ID? 454 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:06,238 -What's your birthday? -June 3rd, 1997. 455 00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:07,906 Okay. 456 00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:12,119 There you go. Hey. 457 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:15,205 -Taking little league book like last year? -What do you want? 458 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,374 -Marlins. -U10 or U12? 459 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,834 JOHNNY: U10 for 15. 460 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:22,212 You're not worried about Ratkovich? Kid 72 threw pitches yesterday. 461 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,714 -No, he's Dominican. -Right. 462 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,508 KEVIN: Hey, Lip, anything on this radar? 463 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:30,596 Nope, closest unit is a foot patrol over by the play structure. 464 00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:32,681 Sorry I'm late. Slept through my alarm. 465 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,559 Yeah, I came by last night, waited for a while. 466 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,769 Well, I didn't get in until 4 a.m. 467 00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:40,480 -New guy? -Jody. 468 00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:44,151 He's nice. I don't know, we got to talking about music yesterday. 469 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,695 He showed me a bunch of bands I've never heard of. 470 00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:49,907 -My favorite was called Guns N' Roses. -Guns N' Roses? 471 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:51,491 How old is Jody? 472 00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:53,285 Thirty-seven, I think. 473 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,787 You know, he laid out a blanket in the park... 474 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:59,416 ...and we listened to his iPod and fell asleep in each others' arms. 475 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,627 -Wow. Sex any good? -Heh. 476 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:04,838 No sex. It's a part of this whole Sex Addicts Anonymous thing. 477 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:08,425 Right, but you're a teenager. I mean, all teenagers are sex addicts. 478 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,969 Heh. Yeah, but I've been having sex since I was 11 . 479 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:14,932 Jody and I don't want the physical to complicate things for us. 480 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:19,019 Yeah, but we can still get complicated, right? 481 00:32:19,812 --> 00:32:22,105 Sure, I guess. 482 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,192 LIP: Oh, shit. 483 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:28,153 Foot patrol, 9 o'clock, 200 yards and closing. 484 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:33,116 You never heard of Guns N' Roses? "Welcome to the Jungle"? 485 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,080 MAN: Next. WOMAN: Can I have one, please? 486 00:32:38,247 --> 00:32:40,791 -Hey, kid. -Not a fucking chance, Frank. 487 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,710 Still owe you a beating from last year. 488 00:32:49,842 --> 00:32:51,218 Ladies, hey. 489 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:53,595 Hey, anybody interested in a little primo bud? 490 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:57,307 Maybe a little snow for this hot summer scorcher? 491 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:01,979 -Oh, shit. -Hey, hey! 492 00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:07,776 Hey, guys. What you looking for? 493 00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:11,113 Grass, yeah. What kind of money do you want to spend on it? 494 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,447 MAN: Hey! FRANK: Oh, shit. 495 00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:15,117 -Get off our corner. FRANK: What the fuck? 496 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:24,251 Fiona? Fiona? 497 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,047 Oh! Heh. 498 00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:31,091 -Parent pick-up time. -Um.... 499 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:33,844 Thanks, Debs. You have any trouble today? 500 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,221 Little Charlie had a major diaper malfunction. 501 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:37,848 Ellie ate a bunch of carpet. 502 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,766 Normal, normal. 503 00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:42,352 Oh, and Frank took Liam. 504 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:46,064 -What? -Said he was taking him to the zoo. 505 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:57,034 [5 ALARM MUSIC LIBRARY'S "DRINKING TIME" PLAYING INSIDE] 506 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,839 -Hugo, how's it going? -Go away, Frank. 507 00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:13,967 -Is Mr. Todd here today? -I said out. 508 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:16,178 -I'm in trouble. -You're always in trouble. 509 00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:17,846 Come on, Hugo. You know me. 510 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:20,515 I wouldn't be here unless I was desperate. 511 00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:23,935 It's my kid. I need money. 512 00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,854 Which kid? 513 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:27,230 Liam. 514 00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:30,192 -The mulatto? -Yes. 515 00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:33,236 -No bullshit this time? -No bullshit. 516 00:35:18,741 --> 00:35:20,659 Hey, Frank, hold on. 517 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:23,120 You got more takers. 518 00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:39,219 Liam and Frank aren't at Sheila's. 519 00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:42,013 Knock, knock. 520 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:44,432 -Hey, Debs. -Hi, Jasmine. 521 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,351 Want me to start calling around? 522 00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:49,479 No, I'll swing by The Alibi before work, see what he's up to. 523 00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:52,065 -What who's up to? -Frank took Liam. 524 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,067 Probably has him out panhandling again. 525 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,153 JASMINE: David has a friend coming from New York. 526 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,572 I thought maybe I could hook you two up. 527 00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:01,783 -Who's David? -Bye, Debbie. 528 00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:07,122 -Friend? -Yeah. 529 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,875 I met him. Forties, handsome. 530 00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:11,626 He's your type too. 531 00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:13,336 Oh, yeah. What's my type? 532 00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:15,172 Cute and easily manipulated. 533 00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:17,799 You take money from David? 534 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,885 You mean am I turning tricks? 535 00:36:20,052 --> 00:36:24,014 No, he takes me out, he buys me nice things sometimes. 536 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:27,184 That's what rich people like to do, they like to spend money. 537 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:30,187 Rich guys like a pretty girl on their arm. 538 00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:33,565 So why not let them spoil us? 539 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:51,958 Done at 5. Cool if I split? 540 00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:55,879 Kash, I'm off. Can I go? 541 00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:02,719 You okay? 542 00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:08,516 I can't do this anymore, live this lie. 543 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:14,689 Linda, our marriage, this life of a lie. 544 00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:19,569 What am I gonna do? 545 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,457 VERONICA: Frank wasn't at The Alibi? -No. 546 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,626 Sheila hasn't seen him. 547 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:35,961 He won't keep Liam long. 548 00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:40,048 A toddler will interfere with getting hammered and passing out before 11 . 549 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,218 How was last night with Jasmine and Grandpa? 550 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:45,595 Guess they've been together for years. 551 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:49,182 He's married, she's married. Seems like it works out for everybody. 552 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:52,560 Yeah? You think it works out for his wife and her husband? 553 00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:56,606 Hey, like clockwork. How serious are you about this one? 554 00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:58,733 -Not very. -Good, because he's a rebound. 555 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:01,319 -He even looks like Steve. -No, he doesn't. 556 00:38:01,487 --> 00:38:02,696 Hey. 557 00:38:03,572 --> 00:38:07,701 Mm. I got my running shoes in the car and I want a rematch. 558 00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:10,412 -Rematch? -We raced on the beach last night. 559 00:38:10,579 --> 00:38:12,539 -She smoked my ass. -Wasn't that bad. 560 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,749 She annihilated me. It wasn't a fair fight. 561 00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:16,918 -She was a track star. -You ran track? 562 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:19,921 Distance runner, 1600. Broke some kind of state record. 563 00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:22,757 -No shit. What record did you break? -I didn't break it. 564 00:38:22,925 --> 00:38:26,469 -Coach thought I might be able to. -What's the time you were gonna break? 565 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:29,431 -It wasn't a big deal. -Come on, what was the time? 566 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,892 Coach thought I might be able to break 5 minutes 25. 567 00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:34,936 Who knows? lt was a long time ago. 568 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:40,608 I bet you could break it now. We'll find a track and we'll get a stopwatch. 569 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:43,069 -Sure. -Yeah? 570 00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:44,738 I got a table. 571 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:51,036 LIP: Yo. -Hey. 572 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:53,830 -Get the truck running? -Yup. 573 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:57,167 We are back in the ice cream business. 574 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,544 -How was work? -Weird. 575 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:01,046 Don't ask. 576 00:39:01,797 --> 00:39:03,840 LIP: Hey, don't jerk off in there. 577 00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:15,477 -What the hell is this? -Fuck, Lip. 578 00:39:15,644 --> 00:39:16,936 It's an admissions packet. 579 00:39:17,104 --> 00:39:19,147 -For West Point? -Going through my stuff? 580 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:20,899 You just graduated 10th grade. 581 00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:23,026 I wanted to see what it takes to get in. 582 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,486 To West Point? 583 00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:26,905 You're kidding. You're serious about this shit? 584 00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:29,491 I was in ROTC for two years. What do you think? 585 00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:32,786 I thought it was some kind of stupid fucked-up adolescent phase. 586 00:39:32,953 --> 00:39:36,915 I mean, you really wanna get your ass shot off in some 'stan somewhere? 587 00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:40,794 -'Stan? -Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan. 588 00:39:40,961 --> 00:39:42,921 I guess I'm a patriot. 589 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:44,672 Fuck. 590 00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:52,472 Don't worry, it was really discouraging. 591 00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:56,559 I'd need like a four-point-two GPA, a massive SAT score... 592 00:39:56,727 --> 00:40:00,271 ...and a recommendation from the president or some shit. 593 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:03,400 Only thing I know I can pass is the fitness test. 594 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:07,695 So, what, the Army requires straight A's now to get your leg blown off in Kabul? 595 00:40:12,159 --> 00:40:14,035 You really want this shit? 596 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:19,290 Yes. 597 00:40:22,294 --> 00:40:23,545 All right, then fuck it. 598 00:40:23,712 --> 00:40:25,922 -Let's make this shit happen. -Yeah? 599 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:29,217 Hell yeah. President's a local boy, I can tutor you. 600 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:31,010 You're a shoo-in. 601 00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:33,721 Still think it's fucking stupid. 602 00:40:33,889 --> 00:40:36,182 Get off. Get out of here. You better run. 603 00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:55,201 What the fuck? 604 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:05,211 Uhn. I know, baby, I know. I got carried away. 605 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:08,840 -Now what? What do you wanna do? -Can't sell it. Gotta get rid of it. 606 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:11,759 This isn't "pulled over with a joint in an ashtray" pot. 607 00:41:11,927 --> 00:41:15,346 This is "Mexican cartel, 60 years in the federal slammer" pot. 608 00:41:15,514 --> 00:41:17,348 -Wait, what? Destroy it? -Kevin. 609 00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:20,101 There's a couple tons of weed down here and I'm black. 610 00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:23,688 -What about the electric bill? -Figure something out, dip into savings. 611 00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:26,024 But this shit's gotta be mulch by tomorrow. 612 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:29,402 To-fucking-morrow. 613 00:41:32,698 --> 00:41:35,617 Frank? Frank, where have you been? 614 00:41:35,784 --> 00:41:38,536 I've been worried sick. You didn't come home for dinner. 615 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:42,874 I have done everything I can think of and I still didn't make enough money today. 616 00:41:45,419 --> 00:41:47,712 Well, I have $80 in my purse. 617 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,631 No, that's-- 618 00:41:49,798 --> 00:41:53,218 That's not-- Well, sure. 619 00:41:56,555 --> 00:42:00,475 I think I might have really screwed up this time. 620 00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:06,773 MAN : Been exciting to see these lions.... 621 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:10,068 BABY: You like lions? I like them too. Yeah, you cutie. 622 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:23,039 -Debbie? -No Liam. 623 00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:26,000 Frank didn't bring him back? 624 00:42:32,424 --> 00:42:34,300 -Where the hell is he? -Oh! 625 00:42:35,427 --> 00:42:37,053 -Children. -Frank! 626 00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:38,846 SHEILA: Frank! FIONA: Frank! 627 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:42,642 Where's Liam? 628 00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:50,608 Hey. 629 00:42:51,443 --> 00:42:55,154 Where is Liam? 630 00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:58,324 He's at his first sleepover. 631 00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:02,412 -He's 2! -They sleep a lot at that age. 632 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,417 FIONA: Which way? 633 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:22,098 This one? 634 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:31,232 Who the fuck are you? 635 00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:33,192 We want Liam back. 636 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,403 Liam stays. He's collateral. 637 00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:39,032 Then you better start shooting. 638 00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:46,247 -Hey, good to see you again. -Shut the fuck up. 639 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,921 -How much is that? -Don't know, but we're good for it. 640 00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:55,423 Gallaghers pay their debts. 641 00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:57,925 Now, where the hell is our brother? 642 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,683 Okay, home sweet home. 643 00:44:05,851 --> 00:44:07,352 -Good night. LIP: Good night. Love you. 644 00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:09,395 CARL: Love you, Liam. IAN: Good night, Liam. 645 00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:13,274 I'm sorry, Fiona. 646 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:18,154 It's not your fault. 647 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:20,490 Get some sleep, okay? 648 00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:35,546 I didn't mean for that to-- It was a joke, you know? 649 00:44:35,714 --> 00:44:39,384 I was in the bar. I made this stupid-- 650 00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:51,145 I tried to make enough that I-- 651 00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:32,895 KASH: lan. -Yeah, yeah. 652 00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:39,068 So, Freddie, what you got today, aluminum or glass? 653 00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:41,738 LINDA: Ian, tell Kash to get his ass up here. I need him. 654 00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:43,781 Now, lan. 655 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:49,036 -Don't worry about it. -Ah. Thank you. 656 00:45:54,543 --> 00:45:57,128 Hey, Kash, Linda's looking for you. 657 00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:00,882 Kash? 658 00:46:04,636 --> 00:46:07,013 Can you do me a favor, Ian? 659 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:09,140 Can you give me a bit of a head start? 660 00:46:09,808 --> 00:46:12,852 -You're leaving? -Linda's got preeclampsia. 661 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,980 The OB wants her in bed for the rest of her pregnancy. 662 00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:17,982 I can't do it. 663 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:22,528 An hour? Two? Please? 664 00:46:24,072 --> 00:46:26,324 What do I tell your kids? 665 00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:41,422 Been to bed yet? 666 00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:45,051 You're not gonna believe the night I had. 667 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,886 Kids up yet? 668 00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:49,472 Think I may need some field hands. 669 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,227 FIONA: We handed over all the cash we made so far this summer. 670 00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:57,980 We still owe 6 grand. That's money we count on to get through the winter. 671 00:46:58,148 --> 00:46:59,732 What was it, some kind of bet? 672 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,859 Oh, 10 grand. You believe that? 673 00:47:02,027 --> 00:47:04,529 We'll be lucky to bank enough to get us to Christmas. 674 00:47:04,696 --> 00:47:08,032 Can we save some for the ice cream truck, keep it stocked all summer? 675 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,326 VERONICA: How much is that? -One bag should do it. 676 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:12,954 But less than an ounce on the truck at one time. 677 00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:14,163 LIP: Yeah, yeah, yeah. VERONICA: All right. 678 00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:18,918 Sure, take a bag. It's the least we can do to thank you for your hard work. 679 00:47:19,461 --> 00:47:22,797 No, no, not you, Johnny Appleseed. 680 00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:34,475 VERONICA: Okay, all right, be careful. 681 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,520 Careful, careful. And don't fight. 682 00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:40,398 Hold it, don't put it-- Babe, you got it? 683 00:47:40,566 --> 00:47:42,108 -All right. FIONA: That's great. 684 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:45,444 CARL: There you go. All right. FIONA: All right. 685 00:47:45,612 --> 00:47:48,281 That it? So they don't fall. 686 00:47:48,448 --> 00:47:50,491 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 687 00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:51,701 -Hey. -Thank you. 688 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:55,454 DEBBIE: Bye, Veronica. VERONICA: Bye, baby. I'll see you later, okay? 689 00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:58,165 -All right, so now what? -To the dump, I guess. 690 00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:00,042 Seems like such a waste. 691 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:02,837 You got any better ideas? 692 00:48:13,181 --> 00:48:15,808 JODY: You looking for Karen? -Yeah, I am. 693 00:48:16,351 --> 00:48:18,352 She went to the store. 694 00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:20,563 -You Lip? -Mm-hm. 695 00:48:21,523 --> 00:48:23,399 Jody. 696 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,821 Nice shirt. 697 00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:38,706 BABY: Later we gotta go over there. MAN: Fuck, it's hot. 698 00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:41,125 BABY: Ahem: -Damn. 699 00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:45,338 That should about do it. 700 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,595 Shit. 701 00:48:57,643 --> 00:49:01,187 Well, good afternoon, sleepy head. 702 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:04,398 -Where's breakfast? -Oh, it's way too late for breakfast. 703 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:06,984 You even missed lunch. 704 00:49:07,152 --> 00:49:10,488 I'm not a short-order cook, sweetie. 705 00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,825 Well, I'm off for my walk. 706 00:49:14,993 --> 00:49:17,578 Hundred and eight steps today is the goal. 707 00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:20,790 I might even make it to the mailbox. 708 00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:26,462 There's Lucky Charms in the pantry and milk in the fridge. 709 00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:29,674 Okay, bye. 710 00:49:41,603 --> 00:49:44,313 Great looking tomatoes. Heirlooms? 711 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,817 ETHEL: Yes, Cherokee purples. TONY: Hope I can talk you out of a couple... 712 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:49,610 -...when they're ripe. ETHEL: Of course. 713 00:49:49,778 --> 00:49:53,114 It's all in the compost. I can give you some worms to get you started. 714 00:49:53,281 --> 00:49:56,325 -That'd be great. I should start a garden. ETHEL: You should. 715 00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:58,452 I'll go change, grab a shovel. 716 00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:01,580 Hey, Tony. 717 00:50:17,764 --> 00:50:20,683 Five minutes, twenty-three seconds? 718 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:23,519 -Happy with anything under six. -Okay. 719 00:50:27,607 --> 00:50:29,233 On your mark... 720 00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:31,360 ...get set... 721 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,612 ...go! 722 00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:48,062 VERONICA: All right! 723 00:52:54,754 --> 00:52:56,839 [English - US - SDH]