1 00:00:09,916 --> 00:00:12,125 [the lion roars] 2 00:00:13,875 --> 00:00:15,333 [the lion roars again] 3 00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:29,500 [funky intriguing music] 4 00:00:35,791 --> 00:00:38,791 [pulsing dance music] 5 00:00:38,875 --> 00:00:41,416 [indistinct chatter] 6 00:00:46,166 --> 00:00:49,750 [suspenseful music] 7 00:01:02,583 --> 00:01:04,416 [in Italian] Hey, gorgeous... 8 00:01:19,375 --> 00:01:21,416 -[electronic buzz] -[notification pings] 9 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:23,791 [suspenseful music intensifies] 10 00:01:24,458 --> 00:01:25,416 [music stops] 11 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:26,750 [in Italian] Cheers. 12 00:01:26,833 --> 00:01:29,666 [badass music] 13 00:01:31,583 --> 00:01:32,916 Oh shit... 14 00:01:33,958 --> 00:01:38,166 [mellow dramatic music] 15 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,000 [cool up-tempo music] 16 00:01:48,291 --> 00:01:49,416 [button dings] 17 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:50,708 [beep] 18 00:02:01,083 --> 00:02:02,875 PRESIDENTIAL SUITE 19 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,708 [regular electronic chirps] 20 00:02:07,291 --> 00:02:08,791 [muffled chirps] 21 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:19,083 [funky suspenseful music] 22 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:31,166 [pleased laugh] 23 00:02:32,666 --> 00:02:34,916 [cool suspenseful music] 24 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:38,291 [beep] 25 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,833 [scanner beeps] 26 00:02:41,791 --> 00:02:43,375 [electronic whirring] 27 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:47,916 [man] What is this shit? 28 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:48,958 No dip? 29 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:54,125 [sighs] Motherfucker... 30 00:02:57,583 --> 00:02:58,875 [keypad clicking] 31 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,041 [gasps] 32 00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:09,416 [male voice] Hello? Is someone in here? 33 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:11,126 There's someone in here. 34 00:03:17,291 --> 00:03:20,291 [male voice] Hello, security? Someone's broken into my room. 35 00:03:31,291 --> 00:03:32,625 [loud knocking] 36 00:03:33,458 --> 00:03:36,000 [in French] Open the door or we'll break it open! 37 00:03:37,041 --> 00:03:38,458 [text message beeps] 38 00:03:41,041 --> 00:03:42,000 [chuckles] 39 00:03:43,041 --> 00:03:44,416 [chuckling continues] 40 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:45,625 [loud knocking] 41 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:55,458 [swaggering rock music] 42 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:02,291 [beeps] 43 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:06,666 [electric car engine revs] 44 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:10,541 [electric motorcycle engine revs] 45 00:04:15,916 --> 00:04:18,791 -[bell tolling] -[birds chirping] 46 00:04:19,166 --> 00:04:23,041 [relaxed playful music] 47 00:04:33,916 --> 00:04:35,000 [alert dings] 48 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:38,332 [beep] 49 00:04:44,291 --> 00:04:47,041 [music intensifies] 50 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:49,750 [cool soaring music] 51 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,458 [music fades] 52 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:17,416 [branches crack] 53 00:05:18,082 --> 00:05:19,582 "60_sekondz_in_out"? 54 00:05:20,541 --> 00:05:22,000 [in Italian] You're late. 55 00:05:23,582 --> 00:05:24,457 "Ghost_95"? 56 00:05:27,332 --> 00:05:29,250 [phones vibrate and beep] 57 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:33,250 -[in French] Hi. -Ciao. 58 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:34,916 Speak English? 59 00:05:35,207 --> 00:05:36,207 If I have to. 60 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,041 OK. Let's do it then. 61 00:05:39,125 --> 00:05:40,125 You are ready? 62 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,875 [flirty jazz music] 63 00:05:47,666 --> 00:05:49,332 Hmm. Lots of light. 64 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:50,541 A party? 65 00:05:50,625 --> 00:05:52,541 No. Deterrent. 66 00:05:53,832 --> 00:05:55,916 -How can you be sure? -The three "No's." 67 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,207 No noise, no cars, nobody around. 68 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:00,250 Maybe you just can't see them from here. 69 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:02,666 We'll find out soon enough. 70 00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:05,041 -[man] OK, watch me. -Wait. 71 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:07,250 -Intrusion's my thing. -You'll love this. 72 00:06:07,708 --> 00:06:10,500 Little boom. 60 seconds in and out. What do you say? 73 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:13,041 Don't you use that name on Tinder? 74 00:06:15,916 --> 00:06:18,291 On Tinder, I'm just Jay. Paris. 75 00:06:19,082 --> 00:06:20,541 -You? -Chiara. Napoli. 76 00:06:26,416 --> 00:06:28,082 They'll have backup. 77 00:06:28,416 --> 00:06:29,750 -I doubt it. -They will. 78 00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:31,291 They will not. 79 00:06:31,375 --> 00:06:33,000 Big property like this? 80 00:06:33,541 --> 00:06:35,750 -Hundred percent. -Wanna bet? 81 00:06:37,207 --> 00:06:38,457 Depends on the stakes. 82 00:06:39,416 --> 00:06:40,707 Strip poker. 83 00:06:41,332 --> 00:06:42,250 You in? 84 00:06:42,582 --> 00:06:44,666 You'll be the one freezing his ass. 85 00:06:45,832 --> 00:06:46,791 [beeps] 86 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:49,125 [beeping accelerates] 87 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:50,750 [muffled bang] 88 00:06:50,832 --> 00:06:52,625 [fizzing and burning] 89 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:55,082 [distant boom] 90 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,000 [in French] Here you go. 91 00:07:00,541 --> 00:07:01,500 [gasps] Look! 92 00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:03,250 A backup. 93 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:05,416 OK, then. 94 00:07:05,875 --> 00:07:07,583 [zipper unzipping] 95 00:07:07,666 --> 00:07:09,625 [wires crackling] 96 00:07:09,708 --> 00:07:12,291 [cool low-key music] 97 00:07:18,457 --> 00:07:20,916 [Jay] So... What's our plan now? 98 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:23,375 What? 99 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:26,916 [dramatic whoosh] 100 00:07:27,582 --> 00:07:29,207 [cool low-key music] 101 00:07:29,291 --> 00:07:30,666 [suctioning] 102 00:07:42,957 --> 00:07:44,457 Told you. No one. 103 00:07:53,957 --> 00:07:56,791 [cool low-key music continues] 104 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:07,416 [Jay] Door jammers, suction pads, semtex? 105 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:10,291 This is all burglar shit. 106 00:08:10,708 --> 00:08:12,333 What does this guy do for a living? 107 00:08:12,416 --> 00:08:14,708 Whatever he does, he makes money out of it. 108 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,082 [Chiara] Target. 109 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:22,250 [Jay chuckles] Gotlib 1920. Old school. 110 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,707 -[Chiara] What's that? -My new toy! 111 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,582 -You sure it works? -Wanna bet? 112 00:08:29,666 --> 00:08:32,125 [she laughs] You're going to end up butt-naked. 113 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:34,125 [chuckles] Here is my butt. 114 00:08:34,207 --> 00:08:35,457 Take a good look. 115 00:08:35,540 --> 00:08:38,915 -[laughs] -[Jay] And showtime. 116 00:08:39,832 --> 00:08:40,957 [impressed] Hooo... 117 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,250 -Uhh... -[Chiara] What? 118 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:49,790 -It's empty. -[English man] Look more closely. 119 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:54,750 You passed the test. Bravo. 120 00:08:54,833 --> 00:08:56,250 [menacing music] 121 00:08:57,790 --> 00:08:59,208 And bare-chested. 122 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:01,083 -Interesting. -Why do you care? 123 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:02,625 Why is that? 124 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:07,000 -Heat control? Avoiding static? -He won't say a thing without a lawyer. 125 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:11,041 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Shall we put our shirts on and, um, 126 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:13,291 repair to the parlor? 127 00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:17,625 As you've no doubt surmised by now, 128 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:20,208 this is my safe. And I'm the one who hired you. 129 00:09:20,291 --> 00:09:22,000 You hired us? To rob you. 130 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:24,583 Fast learner. Cheers. 131 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:25,958 -You a cop? -What? 132 00:09:26,041 --> 00:09:27,625 -A spook? -No! 133 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:29,083 Just... Roger. 134 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:30,666 Cavendish. 135 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:32,875 If this is a scam, you better still pay us. 136 00:09:32,958 --> 00:09:35,665 No! I apologize for the subterfuge. 137 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:38,625 I needed to know the two of you could work together. 138 00:09:38,958 --> 00:09:40,375 And it appears you can. 139 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:43,458 And does it have anything to do with the gear downstairs? 140 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,583 I would like to offer you the job of a lifetime. 141 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,000 One that is more than worthy of your talents. 142 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:52,915 [intriguing music] 143 00:09:54,790 --> 00:09:56,000 Chiara: 144 00:09:56,915 --> 00:09:58,458 a hacking wizard. 145 00:09:58,958 --> 00:10:01,250 No qualms about getting close to her target. 146 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:04,125 And Jay: 147 00:10:04,541 --> 00:10:08,333 the most creative explosives expert of his generation. 148 00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:10,041 Separately, you are formidable. 149 00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:11,625 Together... 150 00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:13,875 You're perfect. 151 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:15,291 What do you think? 152 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:21,083 No. Nice meeting you. 153 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:22,666 But no. 154 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:25,291 Yeah. Thanks for the drink, but no. 155 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:28,083 Your compensation will be 100,000 euros. 156 00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:29,875 Plus one third of the proceeds. 157 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:31,500 Each. 158 00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:33,790 [tantalizing music] 159 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,458 Good champagne, actually. 160 00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:36,915 What's the job? 161 00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:43,415 To purloin an object of immense value from... 162 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,375 a secure location. 163 00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:48,165 -Great. That narrows it down. -Should you succeed, 164 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:51,040 your children's children will never need to work. 165 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,915 Truth. Now. Or I walk. 166 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Same. 167 00:10:58,540 --> 00:11:02,666 You may have noticed that recently your toothbrushes went missing. 168 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,333 If you call that a toothbrush. 169 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,583 -Woah. -You better have a good explanation. 170 00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:10,250 I do. I do. 171 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:13,708 Here we go. Chiara, 172 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:14,958 Jay. 173 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:18,416 The real reason I brought you here is that I'm a businessman. 174 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:22,250 And a bachelor. And a long-retired thief. 175 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,958 But in both of your separate cases, 176 00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:29,333 [music swells dramatically] 177 00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,250 I am also your father. 178 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:43,208 [funky cool music] 179 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:45,625 Woah. 180 00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:47,375 PATERNITY TEST 181 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:48,958 -[in French] Mom? -Yes, darling. 182 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,125 I have something important to ask you. 183 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:52,708 Ah. 184 00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:54,083 What? 185 00:11:54,665 --> 00:11:55,833 Roger? 186 00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:57,875 Wait, you knew about him? 187 00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,583 He reached out to me last month. 188 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:03,750 I'm sorry, I should've known. 189 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,916 What do you mean? Known what? 190 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Listen... 191 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:09,750 I should've told you earlier. It's my fault. 192 00:12:11,708 --> 00:12:12,875 [Chiara] So... 193 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:14,708 We are your children. 194 00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:16,458 And both of us are thieves. 195 00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:17,875 Just like you. 196 00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:19,208 Just like that? 197 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:20,500 Genetics. 198 00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:22,916 I was skeptical at first. 199 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,208 You can test again if you like. 200 00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:26,208 Truth is, 201 00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:28,750 we are family. 202 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,000 [laughs] 203 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,750 [Jay's mother] We met in 1995 while I was traveling in India. 204 00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:34,040 -India? -Yes. 205 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,915 We spent a few nights together in Mumbai. 206 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:41,708 Then I lost his phone number, so I was never able to contact him again. 207 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,750 [Chiara] I was abandoned at birth. 208 00:12:45,290 --> 00:12:48,708 My foster parents couldn't be trusted with a goldfish. 209 00:12:49,165 --> 00:12:53,665 So if you truly are my father, I'm curious to hear your excuse. 210 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:56,125 Chiara... 211 00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:00,000 I cannot begin to express 212 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,416 how sorry I am for what happened. 213 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,333 But may I say... 214 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:10,250 [tender sigh] You look so much like your mother. 215 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,833 Say what you like. I wouldn't know. 216 00:13:14,666 --> 00:13:15,708 Of course. 217 00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:19,083 [in French] What about that guy? The Greek captain? 218 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:24,041 One day when you were five, you asked me why you didn't have a dad like the others. 219 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,083 I panicked. 220 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:29,375 And I came up with that story, the Greek sailor who died at sea. 221 00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:32,125 I'm sorry you found out this way, honey. 222 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:35,583 But Roger... is your dad. 223 00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:39,333 [Roger] We met in a hotel in Capri. 224 00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:42,083 I was on a job nearby 225 00:13:42,165 --> 00:13:44,415 and she was staying in the room across the hall. 226 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,665 As it turns out, 227 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:49,500 she was a private detective who was trailing me on behalf of a client 228 00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,665 who thought I had stolen his Picasso. 229 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,375 [chortles] 230 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,833 I had not! 231 00:13:54,915 --> 00:13:55,958 Sadly to say. 232 00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:59,208 Anyway, one night I booked a table for two 233 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:02,125 and told her the seat was hers, since she was following me anyway, 234 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:05,125 she might as well have dinner with me. 235 00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:07,416 One thing led to another and, um... 236 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,000 Then a lawyer contacted me and told me 237 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,708 that she had passed away and that you existed. 238 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,375 I tried to find her for a while, but then I was like, 239 00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,458 what the fuck would I say? "Thanks for abandoning me?" 240 00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:26,791 I understand. 241 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,416 [footsteps] 242 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:31,708 So. 243 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,583 What do I call you? 244 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:34,875 Well, 245 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,708 just Roger is fine. 246 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:38,208 I guess. 247 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:41,708 Nice to meet you, Roger. 248 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:44,750 [intriguing funky music] 249 00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:49,083 Nice to meet you, young man. 250 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,915 Hey, bro. 251 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,333 Hey there, sis. 252 00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:56,540 [Roger chuckles] 253 00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,333 So, what do you want to steal? 254 00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:01,041 [dramatic music] 255 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,583 [stammering] Wait... 256 00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:09,583 This is the job? Stealing her? 257 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:10,958 Yes. 258 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:13,208 You're insane. It's absurd. 259 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,166 Peruggia did it 100 years ago. 260 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:17,208 -A smash and grab. -Impossible now. 261 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,541 Every heist is impossible until someone proves otherwise. 262 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,583 Look, Mr. Roger, 263 00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:25,625 I don't care if you're Santa Claus or my loser father, 264 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,166 but if you're crazy enough 265 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:30,791 to try stealing the most famous painting, you've lost your mind. 266 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,625 -It cannot be done. -I believe it can. 267 00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:34,415 -And... -How do you fence it? 268 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,415 -Do you even have a buyer? -Not yet. But... 269 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:41,333 Once we hold this painting in our hands, we won't have just one buyer. 270 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,000 We'll have a bidding war! 271 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,500 One where millions become billions. 272 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,040 But to get there, I need a team I can trust. 273 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,625 You two. Think of it. 274 00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,000 A family heist. 275 00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:54,500 The most glorious of the century! 276 00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:57,250 [uncomfortable silence] 277 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,583 [mumbling] Right. Um... 278 00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:02,250 Follow me. 279 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:08,708 Synthetic aperture radar view of Paris during the 2019 drought. 280 00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:12,583 Open source analysts. Bless them, it's like Christmas every day! 281 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:17,208 Now. For centuries, a rumor has circulated of a tunnel 282 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:20,666 built to enable escape from the Louvre in times of peril. 283 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,416 It was bricked up during the Revolution, so the rumor went, 284 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,875 its endpoint long forgotten. 285 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,791 But do you see this line here? 286 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,125 This. 287 00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:33,083 That is proof that the rumor is true. 288 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,250 The tunnel is real. 289 00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:37,083 Now I know it. 290 00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:39,415 And you know it too. 291 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,750 It runs 42 feet under street level, 292 00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:46,540 directly into the basement of this building. 293 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,625 The Académie Française? 294 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,375 -It would appear so, yes. -So... 295 00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:54,290 Break into the Académie Française 296 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:57,125 -and steal the Mona Lisa? -Oui. 297 00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:59,415 And then what? We blow up the Eiffel Tower? 298 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:03,041 Me, you, her? That's it? 299 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,208 Yes. No mercenaries. 300 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,125 You two are all I've ever needed. 301 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:08,458 [sigh] 302 00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:10,540 Two towering talents. 303 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,375 My own flesh and blood. 304 00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:16,000 So you were a real thief, huh? 305 00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,040 Back in the day. 306 00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,375 Anything we might have heard of? 307 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,165 Um, well. 308 00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:25,208 It's very rare 309 00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:27,958 that anyone brags about being robbed, but... 310 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:29,666 Let's see. 311 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,083 Uhh... 312 00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,291 Shall we say, 313 00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:36,250 the Mumbai Taj Mahal in '95, perhaps? 314 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:39,291 [soft dramatic music] 315 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,666 The Romanov necklace? 316 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,375 You mean... You are the Snow Leopard? 317 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,125 Tabloids' invention. 318 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:54,333 That always sounded like a shitty heavy metal band to me. 319 00:17:54,416 --> 00:17:56,000 But, yes, I am he. 320 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,958 I thought the Snow Leopard died in prison in Mogadishu. 321 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,458 He did. But I didn't. 322 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:03,208 Anyway. 323 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,958 Would you do me the honor of being my guests for the night? 324 00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:10,208 I can explain the plan in the morning and you can decide 325 00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:12,000 whether it's your cup of tea. 326 00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,916 [tender piano music] 327 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,125 [keyboard tapping] 328 00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:37,875 Father of FERRARO CHIARA. 329 00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:39,458 [tender music swells] 330 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:43,041 CAVENDISH ROGER is the father of FERRARO CHIARA. 331 00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:53,750 Cup of tea... 332 00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,208 [soft laugh] 333 00:18:56,916 --> 00:18:59,791 [playful funky music] 334 00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:01,833 [low whirring] 335 00:19:01,916 --> 00:19:05,916 If we do this job, and I mean if, we need some ground rules. 336 00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:09,083 -I know, I shook my ass... -I wasn't looking. 337 00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:11,583 [dubious] OK. Sure. 338 00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:12,750 No, I really wasn't. 339 00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:14,250 It didn't feel like that. 340 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,083 At the time we didn't know, bro. 341 00:19:16,916 --> 00:19:18,708 -So you were looking. -No! 342 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,250 I wasn't looking, no! 343 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,583 -Nice room. -Big brother. 344 00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:25,000 -How old are you? -30. 345 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,833 -So am I. -I meant 31. Loser. 346 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:31,666 -Good night, little ghost. -Good night, 30 seconds. 347 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:39,666 [sweeping dramatic music] 348 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:45,916 -OK. This had better be... -An amazing plan. 349 00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:48,000 An amazing plan. 350 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:50,750 Shall we begin? 351 00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:53,333 Seven days from today, the 18th of October, 352 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:55,625 the Louvre closes at 6 p.m. 353 00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:59,458 Maintenance works till 9, leaving it pristine for the morning. 354 00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:02,958 2,000 guards, brigade of police, and the French military. 355 00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:07,000 By that time, Jay, you enter the Académie through the bricked-up passage. 356 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:10,500 Meanwhile, Chiara, on the church terrace overlooking the museum, 357 00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:12,875 you access the security network. 358 00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:15,125 Meanwhile, you guide Jay to cut the power. 359 00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:17,541 Backup generator, 12 seconds to kick in. 360 00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:20,625 And I believe that more or less covers everything. 361 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:23,375 -Seven days. -Yes. 362 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:25,916 -Not a lot of time to prep. -But more than enough 363 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,791 for you to find a way into the Louvre's security network 364 00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:31,291 thanks to your VR intrusion technique 365 00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,750 and for Jay to find a way to breach that tunnel. 366 00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:36,291 And 12 seconds for the lift itself. 367 00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:39,000 It's tight. But doable. 368 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,000 A young man of your talents? 369 00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:42,583 [Roger] Come on. 370 00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:44,750 Still. Seven days. 371 00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:47,333 I know. Normally we'd have to wait till Christmas. 372 00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:50,083 But it was kind enough of the personnel to announce 373 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:53,583 they're going on strike next week. [chuckles] 374 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:55,125 Vive la France! 375 00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,333 Zero visitors. 376 00:20:56,416 --> 00:21:00,458 Minimal guards. The opportunity of a lifetime. 377 00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:03,125 So I ask you: 378 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,333 Shall we do this together? 379 00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,458 As a family. 380 00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:11,458 [up-tempo rock music] 381 00:21:13,791 --> 00:21:15,291 Yeah. 382 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,875 Marvelous! 383 00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:24,416 Right. Now, here are the technical details. 384 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,291 Read it. Study it. Commit it to memory. 385 00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:29,916 Then do it again. 386 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,625 Actually, you can do it on the road. 387 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:36,541 ["Smile Mona Lisa" by will.i.am playing] 388 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,666 ♪ Let me tell you 'bout my girlfriend ♪ 389 00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:41,250 ♪ My girlfriend Mona Lisa... ♪ 390 00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:58,291 Can we stop? I need to pee. 391 00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:02,541 -But you went at lunch. -That was two hours ago. 392 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:05,375 Well, all those energy drinks may have something to do with it. 393 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,916 It's right here. What's the problem? 394 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,500 -I want to hit Paris before 6. -That's in 3 hours! 395 00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:13,000 Yes, and if we're caught in rush hour, we won't get there until 8! 396 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,041 OK, fine. Eyes on the road. 397 00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:17,458 Oh my God! 398 00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:19,416 Christ on a fucking bike! 399 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:23,625 -The can or out the window. Your choice. -No pissing in the Jag! 400 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,291 -[Chiara] Disgusting. -Relax. 401 00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:26,416 Ugh! 402 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,666 -What's the problem? -We have an appointment. 403 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,416 Can't you just call the guy? 404 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:33,541 It's a lady, and she doesn't have a phone! 405 00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:36,208 [camera shutters clicking] 406 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:39,291 [Roger] Sorry, so sorry. 407 00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:41,416 Sorry, we're with the museum, darling. 408 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:42,750 All right, here we are. 409 00:22:42,833 --> 00:22:44,375 There we are. 410 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,041 Show some respect. 411 00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:54,125 ♪ ...Let me tell you 'bout my baby ♪ 412 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,166 ♪ My baby Mona Lisa ♪ 413 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,416 ♪ She told me that I'm acting crazy ♪ 414 00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:01,583 -♪ She said I need to free her ♪ -[deep breath] 415 00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:04,500 [tour guide speaking Korean] 416 00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:09,291 [Roger] Here we are, kids. Right across from our target. 417 00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:16,958 That didn't help me figure out where to plug in the pineapple. 418 00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:18,208 Plug what? 419 00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:21,541 It's a hacking device. So I can grab the signal from the outside. 420 00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:25,208 -Where would you put that? -That's the whole point. 421 00:23:25,541 --> 00:23:28,000 Why don't we discuss this inside. Shall we? 422 00:23:34,666 --> 00:23:39,166 [sigh of relief] Welcome to our Parisian pied-à-terre. 423 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,166 Where is my room? 424 00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:42,416 Upstairs. 425 00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:46,291 Shoes off, please. The deposit is obscene. 426 00:23:46,791 --> 00:23:50,333 You two kids don't mind sharing a room, do you? 427 00:23:50,416 --> 00:23:53,208 I thought it might give you the opportunity to bond. 428 00:23:53,791 --> 00:23:54,833 Do we have to? 429 00:23:54,916 --> 00:23:58,166 Oh, I'm sorry. The Ritz was all booked up. 430 00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:00,000 Dinner at 7? 431 00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:03,166 You know, my place isn't far. 432 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:06,083 -Maybe I'll just crash there. -Out of the question. 433 00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:09,083 We are family. This is Cavendish HQ. 434 00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:11,958 We stick together, just the three of us, until the job is done. 435 00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:13,833 -Understood? -Mm-hmm. 436 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:25,291 Why do you get the big bed? 437 00:24:26,708 --> 00:24:28,625 -Hmm? -Why do you get the big bed? 438 00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:31,750 Um, because I'm sitting on it. 439 00:24:33,291 --> 00:24:34,333 OK. 440 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:40,458 -Problem? -Yeah, you are the fucking problem. 441 00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:42,958 [beep] 442 00:24:43,041 --> 00:24:45,375 -[in Italian] What? -What? 443 00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:47,625 Nothing you can understand. 444 00:24:49,041 --> 00:24:51,875 [upbeat funk music] 445 00:24:57,541 --> 00:25:00,500 [Jay] For the explosives, I need to know how much to use. 446 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:02,208 Too little, the wall stays. 447 00:25:02,541 --> 00:25:04,958 Too much, the whole building blows up. 448 00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:08,458 So my first stop is the basement of the Académie Française. 449 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,500 Stones, bricks, or concrete. 450 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:14,041 I just need to see what I'm working with. 451 00:25:14,541 --> 00:25:16,208 How do you plan on getting in? 452 00:25:16,833 --> 00:25:18,291 Planning is for losers. 453 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,583 But we are literally planning. 454 00:25:21,166 --> 00:25:23,416 -Ever heard the word "talent"? -Not around you. 455 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,916 I'll get in, hit the basement, 456 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,958 straight through the tunnel wall, in and out in 60 seconds. 457 00:25:28,041 --> 00:25:29,916 -Like a rock star. -Ooh. 458 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,041 Full English. 459 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:35,166 And what about you, my dear? 460 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,875 The infamous pineapple. 461 00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:39,500 Did you find a place to plant it? 462 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,083 Yeah, I'm on it today. 463 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:46,416 Last night, I attempted a VR intrusion into their security system. 464 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,625 It's old, but it's a proper minefield. 465 00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:50,083 [effortful grunt] 466 00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:52,708 I was looking for the perfect spot to plug it in, 467 00:25:52,791 --> 00:25:56,083 but the only access I found is above the VIP lounge, 468 00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:57,750 and I'm not a VIP. 469 00:25:58,458 --> 00:25:59,583 That's just one problem, 470 00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:03,541 'cause the second I'm inside the system, I'll trigger a red flag. 471 00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:05,875 [alert beeping] 472 00:26:05,958 --> 00:26:06,958 [frustrated sigh] 473 00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,333 To get around that, I'll need a permission token. 474 00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:10,583 What's a permission token? 475 00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:12,250 High-end tech security. 476 00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:16,750 A sort of physical digital key. Impossible to duplicate. 477 00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:19,500 But don't worry. I've got that covered. 478 00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:21,833 See? Daddy's in charge. 479 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:23,625 [Roger chuckles] 480 00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:26,625 Reunion regression. I've read about this. 481 00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:29,625 When orphans are reunited with their biological parents... 482 00:26:29,708 --> 00:26:32,375 -Never mind. -Usually, it's younger children. 483 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:34,541 I said, never mind! 484 00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:36,916 -[shocked laugh] -It's all right. 485 00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:41,916 [cool up-tempo music] 486 00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:58,375 [in French] Counterintelligence Security Service. 487 00:26:58,458 --> 00:27:01,333 I need to access the basement immediately. 488 00:27:01,416 --> 00:27:03,000 -Of course. -Which way? 489 00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:05,916 -This door? -Yes. Wait, let me call my supervisor. 490 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,958 Absolutely not. Don't play hero. You're doing just fine. 491 00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:10,041 The key, please. 492 00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:13,750 ["Paris (Ooh La La)" [by Grace Potter and the Nocturnals playing] 493 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,291 [timer beeps] 494 00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:25,333 ♪ You got me down on the floor ♪ 495 00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:26,708 [beep] 496 00:27:27,625 --> 00:27:31,875 ♪ So what'd you bring me down here for? ♪ 497 00:27:32,916 --> 00:27:35,916 ♪ You got me down on the floor... ♪ 498 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:36,875 OK. 499 00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:46,166 [counter beeping] 500 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:50,583 ARCHIVES ROOM 501 00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:53,166 -[in French] Hello? -Mourad, is that you? 502 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:55,500 -What's going on? -You should get down here. 503 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:13,333 OK. 504 00:28:13,875 --> 00:28:15,333 [in French] What the hell is this? 505 00:28:15,416 --> 00:28:18,083 [dramatic music] 506 00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:19,000 [in French] What? 507 00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:20,833 [in English] Planning is for losers. 508 00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:22,000 [chime] 509 00:28:24,541 --> 00:28:26,458 Fuck! Fuck! 510 00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:29,041 [frustrated growl] 511 00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:32,666 OK. 512 00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:41,041 [men talking loudly] 513 00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,500 [in French] ...an explosion! 514 00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:43,833 Stay here. 515 00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:45,833 [in French] Fuck. 516 00:28:45,916 --> 00:28:47,791 ♪ ...I'd break the law ♪ 517 00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:52,041 ♪ And if I was from Paris ♪ 518 00:28:52,708 --> 00:28:54,333 ♪ If I was from Paris ♪ 519 00:28:54,416 --> 00:28:56,916 ♪ I would say, "Ooh la la, la, la-la, la-la" ♪ 520 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,916 [song fades] 521 00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:01,500 -How'd it go? -Fantastic. 522 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:04,166 -Dropped your phone? -Kind of. 523 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:05,375 -Hmm. -Hmm. 524 00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:07,583 -You get what you needed? -Yeah. 525 00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:10,291 The tunnel is limestone and mortar. 526 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:11,791 I'll go with the slime gun. 527 00:29:12,916 --> 00:29:14,708 -[Roger] What's that? -Personal creation. 528 00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:17,166 Well, I look forward to hearing all about it. 529 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:19,458 Lunch in five minutes. I kept it light. 530 00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:21,166 Lay the table, please. 531 00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:23,750 [playful music] 532 00:29:23,833 --> 00:29:26,041 So, planning is for losers, huh? 533 00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:28,416 Especially when you work with a back-stabber. 534 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:29,583 Hmm. 535 00:29:30,458 --> 00:29:32,208 This is yours, right? 536 00:29:33,291 --> 00:29:34,666 Kind of small. 537 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:36,583 [laughs] 538 00:29:36,666 --> 00:29:39,333 You have no idea what you're talking about, sister. 539 00:29:40,541 --> 00:29:42,000 You want to dance, huh? 540 00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:44,000 Is that it, daddy's girl? 541 00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:49,041 If you don't plan properly, we all get fucking caught. 542 00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:52,958 And I'm not spending my life in prison because you're a lazy dick. 543 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,250 What about the mango shit, daddy's busy girl? 544 00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:57,250 It's pineapple, mommy's lover boy. 545 00:29:57,333 --> 00:29:59,666 Still looking for an excuse to fail? 546 00:30:02,208 --> 00:30:03,125 [Roger] Enough! 547 00:30:03,208 --> 00:30:07,125 You brainless little shits! I cannot believe this. 548 00:30:07,833 --> 00:30:10,500 You think the men who pulled off the great train robbery 549 00:30:10,583 --> 00:30:12,708 or the Amherst diamond heist 550 00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:15,666 wasted their time squabbling with each other? 551 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:17,166 No! I don't think so! 552 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,791 This unseemly fighting 553 00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:21,750 is putting the job at risk and I will not permit it. 554 00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:24,750 It took me ten years to come up with this plan. 555 00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:27,041 And we've got six days to pull it off. 556 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:31,791 And you have just wasted one, you brainless little shits! 557 00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:33,125 Not wasted. 558 00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:35,958 In fact, I did well today for a brainless little shit. 559 00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:38,833 And I'm sure my brainless sister 560 00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:41,416 is going to crack her kiwi fruit problem. 561 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,125 -[Chiara] Pineapple! -All right. 562 00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:44,666 What about that permission token? 563 00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:47,333 I told you, that's taken care of. 564 00:30:47,416 --> 00:30:50,833 The Louvre outsources their security to the Tyrannus Corporation. 565 00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:53,750 The Tyrannus Corporation is headed up by one Monsieur Bartoli. 566 00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:57,916 Monsieur Bartoli keeps the token on his person at all times. 567 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,333 He is also 568 00:30:59,416 --> 00:31:02,041 a member of the Guild of Truffle Enthusiasts, 569 00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:04,416 THE BLACK DIAMOND - INVITATION 570 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,958 and like any good foodie, he cannot resist an invitation. 571 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:10,500 -OK. Not bad. -Not bad? 572 00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:14,333 Darling, I'm English. Not bad is what I say when I orgasm. 573 00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:15,875 Nope, no thanks. 574 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:18,625 [dramatic mysterious music] 575 00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:34,708 [old, quavering voice] So, our friend Cavendish has been seen in town. 576 00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,291 Yes, sir. He has. 577 00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:41,458 That was yesterday and I only find out now. 578 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,416 Well, sir, we thought... 579 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,791 Shut the fuck up. 580 00:31:46,375 --> 00:31:49,791 You are merely a status symbol. 581 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:53,125 [rasping breath] Just go bring Cavendish. 582 00:31:53,458 --> 00:31:56,166 And if he doesn't comply, shoot him in the face. 583 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,041 [telephone rings] 584 00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:04,916 [Roger] Hello? 585 00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:06,625 This is he. 586 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:10,333 -[man] Mr. van Klum wants to see you. -Oh he does? 587 00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:13,541 [Roger] Same hotel? Penthouse? 588 00:32:14,125 --> 00:32:16,708 [man] The car is waiting for you downstairs. 589 00:32:17,541 --> 00:32:18,458 Right. 590 00:32:18,916 --> 00:32:20,291 I'll be right down. 591 00:32:20,375 --> 00:32:22,916 [tense music] 592 00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:42,416 [tense music continues] 593 00:33:13,875 --> 00:33:15,083 [elevator dings] 594 00:33:16,833 --> 00:33:18,458 [beeps] 595 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,250 [doors shut] 596 00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:29,083 -Have you been? -Hmm? 597 00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:30,875 We just had a private tour! 598 00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:34,250 Of the Louvre! You know, that big museum down by the river. 599 00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:36,166 -Oh. -Just the two of us. 600 00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:37,708 In a world of art. 601 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,166 All to yourselves? Le Louvre? 602 00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:42,916 VIP tour. Probably walked miles in there. 603 00:33:43,541 --> 00:33:45,833 VIP lounge and everything? 604 00:33:45,916 --> 00:33:49,166 Yeah. Everyone's a VIP as long as they're paying, am I right? 605 00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:50,666 -Hmm. -Bye now. 606 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:51,833 Bye. 607 00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:56,875 -[man] Could have used a golf cart. -[woman] Best anniversary ever. 608 00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:57,875 [man] Oh yes. 609 00:33:59,041 --> 00:34:01,708 [up-tempo funky music] 610 00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:08,750 [electronic whirring] 611 00:34:08,833 --> 00:34:10,208 [beep] 612 00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:19,708 [Van Klum] Mr. Cavendish... 613 00:34:20,666 --> 00:34:22,416 Congratulations. 614 00:34:23,833 --> 00:34:25,041 [Roger] On what? 615 00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:27,208 [Van Klum] Your plan. 616 00:34:27,291 --> 00:34:30,541 -I guess you have a plan. -[Roger] It's a family secret. 617 00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:33,333 [Van Klum laughs derisively] Family... 618 00:34:33,416 --> 00:34:36,166 I'm surprised you even know the word. 619 00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:40,750 You made a promise to me, remember? 620 00:34:41,041 --> 00:34:44,541 -Yes, of course I remember. -Don't disappoint me. 621 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,208 This is your last chance. 622 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,041 I expect you to deliver on October 20th. 623 00:34:51,583 --> 00:34:52,958 -[Roger] I will. -OK. 624 00:34:53,041 --> 00:34:54,750 Fuck off. 625 00:34:58,916 --> 00:35:01,166 [music fades] 626 00:35:02,375 --> 00:35:03,500 [sighs] 627 00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:06,916 [soft climactic music] 628 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:14,666 Nighttime stroll? 629 00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:17,791 Yes, I'm not sleeping well these days. 630 00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:19,875 You told us you didn't have a buyer. 631 00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:27,500 I hope you understand that I'm doing everything I can to protect you. 632 00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:30,250 So to protect us, you lie to us? 633 00:35:34,625 --> 00:35:37,916 The man I met tonight is indeed our buyer. 634 00:35:39,541 --> 00:35:41,458 He's very rich and very powerful. 635 00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:45,416 He's also profoundly cruel and vindictive. 636 00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:46,875 Who is it? 637 00:35:46,958 --> 00:35:49,625 A man one would never hope to know. 638 00:35:49,958 --> 00:35:51,541 Because knowing him 639 00:35:52,666 --> 00:35:54,375 means he'd know you too. 640 00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:56,500 Where did the bidding war go? 641 00:35:56,583 --> 00:35:57,916 There never was one. 642 00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,291 You agreed on a price? 643 00:36:01,291 --> 00:36:02,791 -From the outset. -Which is? 644 00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:04,166 Postcode. 645 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,750 In the Azores. Middle of the Atlantic. 646 00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:10,583 J-7-Q-H Cascalho. 647 00:36:11,375 --> 00:36:13,208 That code relates to a transit facility 648 00:36:13,291 --> 00:36:16,041 for the largest oceanic cable in the world. 649 00:36:16,125 --> 00:36:19,541 Billions of financial transactions pass through it every day. 650 00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:21,083 And for each one, 651 00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:26,125 the beneficial owners receive a percentage of that transaction's value. 652 00:36:26,625 --> 00:36:28,375 Which comes to what? 653 00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:29,583 Five dollars. 654 00:36:29,666 --> 00:36:30,958 [both laugh] 655 00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:32,083 Per second. 656 00:36:32,708 --> 00:36:34,708 [intriguing music] 657 00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:38,625 That's 157 million dollars per year. 658 00:36:39,375 --> 00:36:40,958 Until the end of time. 659 00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:43,583 It's the fortune of the century. 660 00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:47,208 It also saves us the trouble of handling billions in cash, 661 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:49,000 which is about as safe as 662 00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:53,208 drying your pubic hair over an active volcano. 663 00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:54,500 Ah. 664 00:36:55,291 --> 00:36:56,458 OK. 665 00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:57,666 Good. 666 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,833 Get some rest. 'Cause very soon, 667 00:37:00,916 --> 00:37:03,958 it's going to be you, you, me 668 00:37:04,041 --> 00:37:05,166 and... 669 00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:07,250 Mama Lisa. 670 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,500 [door opens] 671 00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:14,166 [door shuts] 672 00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:17,166 You still trust him? 673 00:37:19,125 --> 00:37:21,083 [sighs] I don't know. 674 00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:28,791 I mean, we could do it without him. 675 00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:30,416 Cut him out, you know? 676 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:31,958 Now that we know his plan. 677 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:33,375 We kind of need him. 678 00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:36,333 To get the permission token from that guy, Bartoli. 679 00:37:36,416 --> 00:37:40,166 I have a guy in Napoli. He can steal your socks without taking your shoes off. 680 00:37:41,416 --> 00:37:44,500 But how would we fence the painting? I mean... 681 00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:49,166 We don't have the right contacts. We can't just sell it on eBay. 682 00:37:49,583 --> 00:37:51,375 Sure there is a risk. 683 00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:55,500 But it's still better than going back to stealing sneakers, no? 684 00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:57,583 [chuckles] Yup. 685 00:37:58,041 --> 00:37:59,416 Let's finish prep. 686 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:00,625 Keep a close eye. 687 00:38:00,708 --> 00:38:04,208 If he does anything weird, we make a decision. 688 00:38:04,291 --> 00:38:05,291 Together. 689 00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:07,375 Got your back, little ghost. 690 00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:09,541 Me too, 30 seconds. 691 00:38:10,416 --> 00:38:13,125 Oh, I found the solution for the pineapple. 692 00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:16,708 [exciting funky music] 693 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:21,125 [woman] It will be my pleasure to give you 694 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:23,750 a VIP tour of our world-famous art collection. 695 00:38:23,833 --> 00:38:25,208 [in French] Great. Fantastic. 696 00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:28,375 -[in French] Are you French? -Yes, but my wife's Italian. 697 00:38:28,458 --> 00:38:31,375 My stepfather offered us this tour as a wedding gift. 698 00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:33,958 Art, culture, and whatnot. 699 00:38:34,041 --> 00:38:36,583 -[in English] Did you ask her? -Oh yeah, you're right. 700 00:38:36,666 --> 00:38:38,791 [in French] My wife would like to go to the restroom. 701 00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:42,125 Do you have a VIP area where she can avoid the crowd? 702 00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:45,083 [in French] We have a VIP room. Would that be okay? 703 00:38:45,166 --> 00:38:46,250 It's right here. 704 00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:47,333 Wonderful. 705 00:38:48,416 --> 00:38:50,333 RESTROOM 706 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:56,875 [in French] Please. 707 00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,958 [awkward filler words] Hmm. 708 00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:11,375 [in French] She's just reconnected with her dad after a few years apart, 709 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:14,166 and she's going through a phase of regression. 710 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:15,791 Ah. Sorry to hear that. 711 00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:32,708 [in French] Urinary issues. 712 00:39:33,833 --> 00:39:34,875 I hope it'll pass. 713 00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:45,500 [footsteps echoing] 714 00:39:55,291 --> 00:39:56,833 [in French] Is something wrong? 715 00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:59,250 That noise up there. Did you hear it? 716 00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:01,041 No, I didn't. 717 00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:02,458 [in Italian] Fuck! 718 00:40:04,166 --> 00:40:05,208 [in French] And now? 719 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,375 No, still nothing. 720 00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:13,666 Have you ever had auditory hallucinations? 721 00:40:14,541 --> 00:40:15,416 No. 722 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:20,791 -Do you ever get migraines? -Sometimes. 723 00:40:20,875 --> 00:40:21,875 [beep] 724 00:40:24,208 --> 00:40:27,625 Have you ever heard of that syndrome... 725 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:29,458 Cavendish syndrome? 726 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:31,083 What? 727 00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:34,083 Not to worry you, but you should see a neurologist. 728 00:40:37,916 --> 00:40:40,458 [in English] And here you are. Are we done, my love? 729 00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:45,916 -I was wondering, what's your name? -Camille. 730 00:40:46,416 --> 00:40:48,416 Camilla, why don't we take a selfie together? 731 00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:50,000 Awesome! 732 00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:53,541 You don't mind, do you? It's for my father. 733 00:40:54,583 --> 00:40:55,625 [Jay] Smile! 734 00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:56,958 Smile! 735 00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:03,166 -[Jay] Yes. -[Chiara] All good. 736 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:05,791 Pineapple and magnetic key. 737 00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:08,208 Well done, sis. We are good to go. 738 00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:11,250 I hope Papino doesn't have another surprise for us. 739 00:41:15,958 --> 00:41:17,291 [tense sigh] 740 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:19,833 [muffled Italian techno music] 741 00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:30,833 [shower running] 742 00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:43,041 ["Bando" by Anna playing] 743 00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:49,083 [music continues] 744 00:42:16,791 --> 00:42:18,291 [music stops abruptly] 745 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,625 [soft suspenseful music] 746 00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:33,250 ATTORNEY HUBERT BOYER 747 00:42:34,291 --> 00:42:36,958 Uhh, a lawyer, it seems. 748 00:42:37,541 --> 00:42:38,583 A lawyer? 749 00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:39,583 Yeah. 750 00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:41,708 What for? 751 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:45,250 Maybe he's getting ready to throw us under the bus. 752 00:42:45,958 --> 00:42:47,166 You still got his feed? 753 00:42:47,250 --> 00:42:50,166 I got his feed, your feed, everybody's feed. 754 00:42:52,125 --> 00:42:53,083 Uh, OK. 755 00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:55,916 [Roger] Thank you for seeing me on such short notice. 756 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,041 I thought I'd have more time to put my affairs in order, 757 00:42:59,625 --> 00:43:02,666 but things have taken an unexpectedly urgent turn. 758 00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:05,458 I want everything left to them. Without fail. 759 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:11,125 [French man] Mademoiselle Chiara Ferraro and Monsieur Jérémie Mercier? 760 00:43:11,208 --> 00:43:13,416 [Roger] Yes. The villa, all my assets. 761 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,458 Paperwork to be completed by tomorrow. 762 00:43:15,916 --> 00:43:18,375 -[French man] This leaves little time. -I know. 763 00:43:18,458 --> 00:43:20,916 But I've done nothing for them my entire life 764 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:23,458 and I'll be damned if I let that happen again. 765 00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:25,791 Should anything happen to me. 766 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:28,916 [French man] Certainly, sir. I'll make the necessary arrangements. 767 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,375 [emotional music] 768 00:43:30,458 --> 00:43:31,583 [Jay sighs] 769 00:43:31,666 --> 00:43:33,916 -OK, so... -We are terrible people. 770 00:43:34,625 --> 00:43:36,250 We are terrible people. 771 00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:37,166 Hm. 772 00:43:41,291 --> 00:43:43,666 [gentle sweet music] 773 00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:56,458 -[Italian oldies playing on the radio] -[silverware clinking] 774 00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:02,125 [Roger] Hello? 775 00:44:03,125 --> 00:44:03,958 -Hi. -Ciao. 776 00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:07,208 -Cooking, I see. -[Chiara] Yes. 777 00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:09,958 -Dinner. -Our turn. 778 00:44:10,416 --> 00:44:11,250 Ah. 779 00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:13,916 Let me check my schedule. 780 00:44:14,458 --> 00:44:16,500 Turns out I'm free. [chuckles] 781 00:44:17,041 --> 00:44:18,041 What's the occasion? 782 00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:20,083 Uh, team-building. 783 00:44:20,166 --> 00:44:21,291 Trust, actually. 784 00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:22,208 [Roger] Right. 785 00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:25,666 What do children cook for their father these days? 786 00:44:26,583 --> 00:44:28,208 Pasta alla ladra. 787 00:44:31,250 --> 00:44:33,541 -[speaking Italian] -[speaking French] 788 00:44:34,583 --> 00:44:35,916 To the lonely ones. 789 00:44:41,666 --> 00:44:43,833 [Roger, with relish] I love a good pasta. 790 00:44:48,083 --> 00:44:50,458 [all] Mmm. 791 00:44:50,541 --> 00:44:51,666 [Jay] Very, very good. 792 00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:53,208 Mmm. 793 00:44:54,708 --> 00:44:55,833 [pained gasp] 794 00:44:55,916 --> 00:44:57,541 Ooh la la. 795 00:44:57,625 --> 00:44:59,208 Oh my. 796 00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:02,541 I've been robbed of all feeling here. [chortles] 797 00:45:03,166 --> 00:45:07,250 Anyway. Um, I'd like to just say something, if that's all right. 798 00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:09,291 I'm old, 799 00:45:09,666 --> 00:45:13,083 and, um, I'd rather have a dozen root canals 800 00:45:13,375 --> 00:45:16,083 than explain how I feel in my heart, 801 00:45:17,541 --> 00:45:20,000 but when I met you both, 802 00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:22,000 I thought that I would, um... 803 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,750 I thought that you would resent 804 00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:27,916 me for my absence 805 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,875 and I thought that you would have missed my presence. 806 00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:34,500 [emotional music] 807 00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:37,000 And as it turns out, I am the one 808 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:40,583 who resents me for my absence 809 00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:44,666 and who missed your presence all those years. 810 00:45:46,416 --> 00:45:47,458 And so... 811 00:45:47,541 --> 00:45:48,375 [emotional sigh] 812 00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:50,583 Anyway. 813 00:45:55,166 --> 00:45:56,916 Come with me. Come. 814 00:45:57,458 --> 00:45:58,708 Come! 815 00:46:04,041 --> 00:46:05,416 There she is. 816 00:46:06,458 --> 00:46:08,625 She's waiting for us, my dears. 817 00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:11,041 Waiting to break free. 818 00:46:12,416 --> 00:46:14,208 Shall we run it once more? 819 00:46:14,291 --> 00:46:15,416 [both agree] 820 00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:18,583 9:30, Monsieur Bartoli arrives at the restaurant. 821 00:46:18,666 --> 00:46:20,000 He obliges me with his token. 822 00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:21,583 9:40, enter Académie. 823 00:46:21,666 --> 00:46:23,458 Token received. Begin infiltration. 824 00:46:23,541 --> 00:46:25,833 9:50, Mona Lisa has a hot flash. 825 00:46:25,916 --> 00:46:27,583 -Enter tunnel. -9:55. 826 00:46:27,666 --> 00:46:29,583 -Into storeroom. -10:03, lights off. 827 00:46:29,666 --> 00:46:31,875 -10:05, up the stairs. -Power off. 828 00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:33,833 -Enter. Lift. -Power back on. 829 00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:35,708 -10:10, staff exit. -Transport ready. 830 00:46:35,791 --> 00:46:38,041 -10:12, rue de Rivoli. -10:13, en viaggio. 831 00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:40,208 -Boom! -Boom. 832 00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:42,875 Boom. 833 00:46:42,958 --> 00:46:44,083 [Roger chuckles] 834 00:46:44,166 --> 00:46:45,291 [deep breath] 835 00:46:46,458 --> 00:46:48,083 We didn't miss anything, right? 836 00:46:48,583 --> 00:46:52,083 Yeah, I know. It totally feels like we missed something. 837 00:46:52,166 --> 00:46:53,083 No. 838 00:46:53,833 --> 00:46:55,708 Nothing. You missed nothing. 839 00:46:57,333 --> 00:46:58,208 Trust me. 840 00:46:59,375 --> 00:47:01,000 They'll never see it coming. 841 00:47:03,125 --> 00:47:07,625 Monsieur Bartoli will have no idea I've stolen the security token from him. 842 00:47:07,708 --> 00:47:09,416 Thanks to which, Chiara, 843 00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:10,875 security will have no idea 844 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:13,291 you're virtually neutralizing their network. 845 00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:15,916 And you, Jay, thanks to your sister, 846 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:20,041 the police will have no idea you're coming through the tunnel into the museum. 847 00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:24,250 By the time they realize what's happening, 848 00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:26,291 we'll have pulled off our magic trick. 849 00:47:32,166 --> 00:47:35,541 [up-tempo dramatic music] 850 00:47:44,166 --> 00:47:46,958 [suspenseful music] 851 00:47:47,041 --> 00:47:48,375 THE BLACK DIAMOND 852 00:47:58,791 --> 00:48:01,166 -[in French] Good evening. -Welcome, sir. 853 00:48:01,250 --> 00:48:03,875 I believe you have a table reserved under my name. 854 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:08,250 [in French] I trust this table will suit you. 855 00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:09,333 Great. 856 00:48:10,875 --> 00:48:11,875 Thank you. 857 00:48:12,250 --> 00:48:16,416 Allow me to present the menu our chef has curated for this exceptional occasion. 858 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,416 Great. Thank you very much. 859 00:48:19,416 --> 00:48:20,958 [laughing politely] Sir. 860 00:48:22,250 --> 00:48:25,750 [in French] You're about to see God. I promise you. 861 00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:26,666 [Roger chuckles] 862 00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:31,875 [in English] Their opening salvo is a textbook melanosporum 863 00:48:32,375 --> 00:48:35,000 from clay-rich, first blush Périgord. 864 00:48:35,708 --> 00:48:37,958 It almost ruins other restaurants. 865 00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:39,708 [both chuckle] 866 00:48:39,791 --> 00:48:42,375 [in English] I imagine we have to take the risk. 867 00:48:42,458 --> 00:48:45,541 Ah, yes. [laughs] Very well put. 868 00:48:45,916 --> 00:48:47,375 Well said. Yes, yes. 869 00:48:48,166 --> 00:48:49,750 Well. Bon appétit, then. 870 00:48:50,333 --> 00:48:51,750 [in French] Thank you. 871 00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:54,041 -Oh! -Oh? 872 00:48:54,125 --> 00:48:55,041 [pained groan] 873 00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:57,041 [in English] Something not OK? 874 00:48:57,125 --> 00:49:00,708 No, my old shrapnel friend seems to want to join the party. 875 00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:02,666 -Your shrapnel... -Yes. 876 00:49:03,458 --> 00:49:04,583 [sighs] Bosnia. 877 00:49:04,916 --> 00:49:06,125 -The war... -Oh. 878 00:49:06,208 --> 00:49:07,666 My tank hit a mine. 879 00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:10,458 [deep sigh] Damn Chetniks. 880 00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:13,958 [groans in pain] The medics couldn't get it out. 881 00:49:14,041 --> 00:49:16,541 It's terrible when you go through an airport. 882 00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:18,666 Should I call a doctor? 883 00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:21,250 No, no, no. It's very simple, really. 884 00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:24,125 I just need someone to, sort of, hold me 885 00:49:24,208 --> 00:49:27,250 [stammering] and stretch out the spine a bit. 886 00:49:27,791 --> 00:49:29,708 -Would you? -Oh! Well... 887 00:49:29,791 --> 00:49:33,333 No, of course. I'm so sorry. That was rude. 888 00:49:34,791 --> 00:49:35,791 Would you be so kind? 889 00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:37,791 [intriguing music] 890 00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:42,333 -Of course. -Thank you. It's very quick. 891 00:49:42,416 --> 00:49:43,458 Show me what to do. 892 00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:45,208 Put your arms around me. 893 00:49:45,291 --> 00:49:48,000 Gently, now. Gently but firmly. 894 00:49:48,375 --> 00:49:49,541 -OK. -Stretch me. 895 00:49:49,625 --> 00:49:51,541 Stretch me. Firmly, gently! [pained yelp] 896 00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:53,333 Gently but firmly! 897 00:49:53,416 --> 00:49:54,458 Jiggle, jiggle. 898 00:49:54,541 --> 00:49:55,750 Jiggle, jiggle. 899 00:49:55,833 --> 00:49:57,208 [Roger moans] 900 00:49:57,291 --> 00:49:58,458 [ecstatic cry] 901 00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:00,458 [both gasping] 902 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,541 -[Roger sighs] -That's fine? 903 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,041 Yes. That's it. 904 00:50:05,125 --> 00:50:07,083 -It's OK? -Oh, thank you so much. 905 00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:09,375 I won't be in a wheelchair now, thanks to you. 906 00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:10,458 [fake laughter] 907 00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:11,958 Thank you. 908 00:50:12,041 --> 00:50:14,416 Thank you. I'm so sorry. So sorry. 909 00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:16,125 Lovely. Ooh, much better! 910 00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:18,666 I feel like an eight year old again. 911 00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:20,458 [cool funky music] 912 00:50:27,208 --> 00:50:30,375 [triumphant music] 913 00:50:48,458 --> 00:50:49,791 [music fades] 914 00:50:49,875 --> 00:50:50,875 [beep] 915 00:50:50,958 --> 00:50:52,875 Dragonfly on its way. 916 00:50:53,125 --> 00:50:54,583 Onward, Cavendishes. 917 00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:56,875 Cavendish ready. 918 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,250 Cavendish ready. 919 00:51:03,083 --> 00:51:05,750 [badass music] 920 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:21,666 [beep] 921 00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:27,500 [whirring] 922 00:51:29,125 --> 00:51:30,583 [whirring] 923 00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:36,583 [French TV playing in background] 924 00:51:48,291 --> 00:51:49,708 [sizzling] 925 00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:53,166 [alarm wailing] 926 00:51:54,291 --> 00:51:56,625 [guard, in French] Shit. 927 00:51:56,708 --> 00:51:58,791 [multiple alarms ringing] 928 00:51:58,875 --> 00:52:02,416 [badass music continues] 929 00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:09,166 [dragonfly whirring] 930 00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:21,541 [beep] 931 00:52:34,875 --> 00:52:36,916 [digital humming and pulsing] 932 00:52:40,083 --> 00:52:42,916 [soaring dramatic music] 933 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,208 [exhilarated sigh] 934 00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:53,333 [electronic whirring and beeping] 935 00:53:46,833 --> 00:53:47,958 [music fades] 936 00:53:49,291 --> 00:53:51,583 [Chiara] OK. I'm inside the system. 937 00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:53,666 I'm gonna take care of the Mona Lisa. 938 00:53:54,041 --> 00:53:56,000 [Jay] OK. I'm working on the wall now. 939 00:53:56,083 --> 00:53:58,250 [wet thudding] 940 00:54:06,750 --> 00:54:08,125 HUMIDITY 941 00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:14,208 -[in French] Yesterday's report? -Yeah, I'm looking at the footage. 942 00:54:14,541 --> 00:54:15,583 [beep] 943 00:54:15,666 --> 00:54:17,583 -Can you send it to me? -Yes, boss. 944 00:54:17,666 --> 00:54:19,166 [beeping continues] 945 00:54:20,666 --> 00:54:21,500 [beeping stops] 946 00:54:25,416 --> 00:54:26,583 [angry beeps] 947 00:54:27,666 --> 00:54:29,625 Uh, Mo? Come see. 948 00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:31,125 What's wrong? 949 00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:33,958 I don't know, it's the humidity sensor. 950 00:54:35,333 --> 00:54:36,666 What's wrong with it? 951 00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:37,750 It's acting up. 952 00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:40,708 -It's the Mona Lisa. -Let me have a look. 953 00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:43,458 -[mouse clicks] -[angry beeps] 954 00:54:43,541 --> 00:54:44,916 Nothing's working. 955 00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:48,000 [funky upbeat music] 956 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:50,041 [rock crumbling] 957 00:54:50,125 --> 00:54:53,750 [rocks fissuring and crumbling] 958 00:54:57,916 --> 00:54:58,958 [crumbling stops] 959 00:55:04,625 --> 00:55:06,500 [panting] 960 00:55:09,250 --> 00:55:10,625 [Jay] I got through the wall. 961 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,166 [Chiara] Well done. Who said planning was for losers? 962 00:55:14,250 --> 00:55:15,208 [Jay] Yeah. 963 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,875 [suspenseful music] 964 00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:30,375 [shouts] 965 00:55:31,875 --> 00:55:32,708 What was that? 966 00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:36,875 [groans] I'd like a word or two with the maintenance guy. 967 00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:39,333 [grunts] 968 00:55:42,375 --> 00:55:43,541 All good? 969 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,541 Yeah. I mean, 970 00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:48,125 I'm in. 971 00:55:48,208 --> 00:55:50,750 But I hope there's really an exit on the other side. 972 00:55:50,833 --> 00:55:53,250 You know, there's always a reason to seal a tunnel. 973 00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:56,875 -Usually zombies. -Zombies. Can't wait. 974 00:55:57,375 --> 00:55:58,250 Thanks. 975 00:56:03,583 --> 00:56:05,583 ENVIRONMENTAL CONDITIONS ALERT 976 00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:06,875 [in French] Shit. 977 00:56:07,833 --> 00:56:08,750 Come with me. 978 00:56:10,625 --> 00:56:12,791 [suspenseful funky music] 979 00:56:18,916 --> 00:56:19,871 [in French] We're there. 980 00:56:19,875 --> 00:56:22,583 There should be condensation or something like that. 981 00:56:22,666 --> 00:56:23,625 [sighs] 982 00:56:23,708 --> 00:56:24,833 It looks fine. 983 00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:29,041 With 99% humidity, are you just waiting for her to drown in there? 984 00:56:29,125 --> 00:56:30,791 We need your permission to move it. 985 00:56:30,875 --> 00:56:33,208 -You have it. Take it to the lab. -Very well. 986 00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:34,208 [alarm beeping] 987 00:56:34,291 --> 00:56:36,375 -Mo to Benjy. Do you copy? -Yeah. 988 00:56:37,333 --> 00:56:40,375 Check the backbone of the security network to make sure there's no bug. 989 00:56:40,458 --> 00:56:42,938 I was about to call you. Something's wrong with the B122 relay. 990 00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:47,583 The environmental sensors? 991 00:56:47,666 --> 00:56:48,958 Exactly. 992 00:56:49,041 --> 00:56:49,958 Where is it? 993 00:56:50,750 --> 00:56:54,125 [hesitating] Richelieu wing, on the second floor. 994 00:56:54,208 --> 00:56:56,166 The access is above the VIP room. 995 00:56:58,375 --> 00:56:59,875 Can you go have a look? 996 00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:00,958 Yeah. 997 00:57:05,875 --> 00:57:06,875 Let's move it. 998 00:57:07,666 --> 00:57:09,583 [grand orchestral music] 999 00:57:19,958 --> 00:57:23,083 [trolley beeping] 1000 00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:26,458 [panting] Fuck. 1001 00:57:37,083 --> 00:57:38,500 [music stops abruptly] 1002 00:57:38,916 --> 00:57:39,750 [in French] Fuck. 1003 00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:41,333 What's wrong? 1004 00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:45,166 There's always this security guy who says, "Why don't we put one more door?" 1005 00:57:45,958 --> 00:57:47,083 Well, fuck that guy! 1006 00:57:47,166 --> 00:57:48,833 -Can't you blow it up? -No, I can't. 1007 00:57:48,916 --> 00:57:51,125 I can hear the river right above my head. 1008 00:57:51,958 --> 00:57:54,250 -Maybe there's another way. -There's no other way! 1009 00:57:54,333 --> 00:57:56,458 I don't want to drown in the dark in a tunnel. 1010 00:57:56,541 --> 00:57:58,541 OK, you're right. Let's talk. 1011 00:57:58,625 --> 00:57:59,708 It's impossible. That's it. 1012 00:57:59,791 --> 00:58:01,750 OK, that's what I said. Go back! 1013 00:58:01,833 --> 00:58:03,041 I can't, I can't, I can't! 1014 00:58:03,125 --> 00:58:04,708 Can't you hear me? The ladder broke. 1015 00:58:04,791 --> 00:58:06,791 I can't go back up the fucking well. 1016 00:58:06,875 --> 00:58:08,958 -I can't go back up! -[Roger] It's OK, son. 1017 00:58:10,625 --> 00:58:13,250 -Dad? -It's OK. A young man of your talent? 1018 00:58:13,333 --> 00:58:14,583 I'm sure you can control 1019 00:58:14,666 --> 00:58:16,791 this blast perfectly, I know you can. 1020 00:58:17,916 --> 00:58:19,250 I'm not so sure. 1021 00:58:19,708 --> 00:58:22,416 Did I ever tell you about my escape from the Mogadishu jail? 1022 00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:25,291 The tunnel I dug came out in a sewer 1023 00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:27,541 and some tit had blocked up the manhole 1024 00:58:27,625 --> 00:58:28,833 with one extra grate. 1025 00:58:28,916 --> 00:58:32,041 I thought I was going to drown in an ocean of Mogadishu effluent. 1026 00:58:32,625 --> 00:58:34,125 But I refused to surrender. 1027 00:58:34,541 --> 00:58:36,875 So I scraped the cement away with my spoon, 1028 00:58:36,958 --> 00:58:38,291 and when my spoon gave out, 1029 00:58:38,375 --> 00:58:40,125 I went at it with my bare fingers. 1030 00:58:40,541 --> 00:58:42,083 And then my teeth. 1031 00:58:42,166 --> 00:58:44,208 And that is why I'm still here today. 1032 00:58:45,041 --> 00:58:47,916 What I'm saying is, believe in yourself, son. 1033 00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:50,666 I do. 1034 00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:53,750 OK. 1035 00:58:55,791 --> 00:58:57,625 Kingery-Bulmash equation. 1036 00:58:58,166 --> 00:58:59,791 Peak over pressure, 1037 00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:00,958 impulse, 1038 00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:02,500 shockwave duration. 1039 00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:04,916 [deep breath] 1040 00:59:14,791 --> 00:59:16,000 [Chiara] Jay, you there? 1041 00:59:16,916 --> 00:59:18,916 [Roger] Jay? Are you all right? 1042 00:59:19,458 --> 00:59:20,750 [relieved laugh] 1043 00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:21,833 [jubilant shout] 1044 00:59:22,833 --> 00:59:24,416 -[Jay] I'm still alive! -[she laughs] 1045 00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:27,458 [music continues] 1046 00:59:27,791 --> 00:59:30,208 -[scanner beeps] -[door hisses] 1047 00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:35,916 [in French] Watch out on the right. 1048 00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:42,208 PRESERVATION LABORATORY 1049 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:44,000 Easy. 1050 00:59:52,125 --> 00:59:52,958 What's next? 1051 00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:56,583 -We wait for the curator. -OK. 1052 00:59:58,208 --> 00:59:59,791 It's now or never, isn't it? 1053 01:00:04,083 --> 01:00:06,708 [dramatic music] 1054 01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:10,875 [awed gasp] 1055 01:00:10,958 --> 01:00:11,958 Holy shit. 1056 01:00:13,583 --> 01:00:15,458 [tense music] 1057 01:00:16,375 --> 01:00:17,708 [rocks clattering] 1058 01:00:21,958 --> 01:00:24,333 [rocks crumbling and shifting] 1059 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:34,291 [breathing heavily] 1060 01:00:37,791 --> 01:00:39,916 [tired sigh] 1061 01:00:41,625 --> 01:00:44,166 -I'm in the storeroom. -Halfway there, bro. 1062 01:00:52,875 --> 01:00:54,250 -Ready. -[Chiara] Copy that. 1063 01:00:54,625 --> 01:00:55,708 On my count. 1064 01:00:57,291 --> 01:00:59,250 [electronic whoosh] 1065 01:01:00,291 --> 01:01:02,125 Three... Two... One... 1066 01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:07,125 Clear. 1067 01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:11,083 [Chiara] Keep going. They can't see you. 1068 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,791 [wet footsteps squelching] 1069 01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:27,083 [in French] What a mess. We lost visual in staircase D3. 1070 01:01:27,166 --> 01:01:29,541 -We're leaking everywhere here. -You bet. 1071 01:01:30,708 --> 01:01:31,833 Benjy, do you copy? 1072 01:01:31,916 --> 01:01:33,416 -Yeah. -Where are you? 1073 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:34,958 Almost there. 1074 01:01:35,041 --> 01:01:37,416 [laughing] It's like we're the VIPs tonight. 1075 01:01:39,083 --> 01:01:42,541 [upbeat tense music] 1076 01:01:44,291 --> 01:01:45,125 [deep breath] 1077 01:01:45,625 --> 01:01:47,500 In position. Your call. 1078 01:01:47,583 --> 01:01:48,416 OK. 1079 01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:49,875 On my way. 1080 01:01:49,958 --> 01:01:53,208 [soaring music] 1081 01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:57,833 Ah. 1082 01:01:57,916 --> 01:02:00,416 [low-key suspenseful music] 1083 01:02:10,458 --> 01:02:12,958 [Chiara] Almost there. Get ready. 1084 01:02:13,291 --> 01:02:17,041 -[Jay] Sure there's no backup? -Wanna bet? Strip poker? 1085 01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:18,583 [Jay] Is that a yes or a no? 1086 01:02:19,583 --> 01:02:21,250 Going dark, Cavendish. 1087 01:02:21,750 --> 01:02:23,541 Three... Two... One... 1088 01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:25,333 [long deep breath] 1089 01:02:31,458 --> 01:02:33,750 [soaring dramatic music] 1090 01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:41,791 Go! 1091 01:02:48,125 --> 01:02:51,250 [playful tense music] 1092 01:02:56,125 --> 01:02:58,041 [music intensifies] 1093 01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:01,875 [music stops] 1094 01:03:02,625 --> 01:03:04,166 [generator begins humming] 1095 01:03:12,541 --> 01:03:13,750 [in French] What was that? 1096 01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:16,541 What the hell? 1097 01:03:16,625 --> 01:03:19,458 Well, looks like we're not the only ones on strike. 1098 01:03:21,083 --> 01:03:22,333 [intriguing music] 1099 01:03:23,416 --> 01:03:24,291 [door opens] 1100 01:03:39,625 --> 01:03:41,166 [in French] Who's that guy? 1101 01:03:41,250 --> 01:03:43,125 He's from maintenance, isn't he? 1102 01:03:43,625 --> 01:03:44,625 What is he carrying? 1103 01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:50,041 Should we go check? 1104 01:03:56,416 --> 01:04:00,000 [in French] Ostrich egg sabayon with shaved melanosporum truffle. 1105 01:04:05,541 --> 01:04:08,000 [tense funky music] 1106 01:04:16,875 --> 01:04:18,250 [man, in French] Hey! 1107 01:04:22,875 --> 01:04:24,666 Let me see what you're taking out. 1108 01:04:25,083 --> 01:04:26,041 This? 1109 01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:27,625 Yeah. 1110 01:04:28,083 --> 01:04:29,375 Of course. 1111 01:04:32,625 --> 01:04:33,833 I had class before my shift. 1112 01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:38,166 What do you think? 1113 01:04:43,125 --> 01:04:44,125 Be honest. 1114 01:04:46,458 --> 01:04:47,375 You can go. 1115 01:04:47,833 --> 01:04:48,833 Clear. 1116 01:04:49,250 --> 01:04:50,250 Thanks. 1117 01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:53,583 [dramatic music] 1118 01:04:58,958 --> 01:05:00,458 -[beep] -[music stops] 1119 01:05:01,583 --> 01:05:03,208 [distorted footsteps] 1120 01:05:09,791 --> 01:05:12,416 [music intensifies] 1121 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,000 -[music stops] -[Chiara] Go! 1122 01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:23,333 [cool funky music] 1123 01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:26,125 [in French] What's going on? 1124 01:05:26,208 --> 01:05:28,333 Don't worry. It should be back soon. 1125 01:05:45,291 --> 01:05:47,458 [soft suspenseful music] 1126 01:06:12,083 --> 01:06:13,833 [music fades] 1127 01:06:18,541 --> 01:06:21,833 [peaceful orchestral music] 1128 01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:49,583 [giddy cackling] 1129 01:07:01,916 --> 01:07:04,166 [tracker pinging] 1130 01:07:06,375 --> 01:07:07,791 [giddy cackling] 1131 01:07:07,875 --> 01:07:10,375 [music fades] 1132 01:07:10,458 --> 01:07:14,291 [cool up-tempo music] 1133 01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:20,291 [in French] Flambéed venison roast, truffled celeriac, 1134 01:07:20,375 --> 01:07:21,958 and Périgourdine sauce. 1135 01:07:27,208 --> 01:07:30,291 [cool suspenseful music] 1136 01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:52,916 [Roger, distorted] Jiggle. 1137 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,125 [distorted] Jiggle, jiggle. 1138 01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:09,916 [music stops] 1139 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:11,875 [in French] Mo? 1140 01:08:12,458 --> 01:08:13,375 I'm listening. 1141 01:08:13,458 --> 01:08:15,916 I just found a weird device. It's not ours. 1142 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:16,916 What? 1143 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,707 [cool suspenseful music] 1144 01:08:24,957 --> 01:08:27,916 I don't know. It's like we're being hacked. 1145 01:08:28,332 --> 01:08:30,250 The Mona Lisa is here. It's fine. 1146 01:08:30,332 --> 01:08:31,416 [phone vibrating] 1147 01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:32,332 Yes? 1148 01:08:32,832 --> 01:08:34,250 Benamar. Is everything okay? 1149 01:08:34,832 --> 01:08:38,166 We had to move the Mona Lisa. Something was off with the sensors. 1150 01:08:38,791 --> 01:08:40,666 But is there something wrong? 1151 01:08:41,625 --> 01:08:43,666 I... I'm not sure. Why? 1152 01:08:43,750 --> 01:08:45,875 I think someone stole my access key. 1153 01:08:49,666 --> 01:08:51,957 [dramatic music] 1154 01:08:52,541 --> 01:08:55,957 [cool suspenseful music] 1155 01:09:00,166 --> 01:09:02,332 Fuck. All units, lockdown. 1156 01:09:02,416 --> 01:09:03,500 Lockdown now. 1157 01:09:06,041 --> 01:09:07,541 [alarm blaring] 1158 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,707 [loud beeping] 1159 01:09:22,957 --> 01:09:24,832 -[music stops] -[alarms wailing] 1160 01:09:28,291 --> 01:09:29,750 [bicycle bell rings] 1161 01:09:31,582 --> 01:09:34,625 [police sirens wailing] 1162 01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:36,750 Go, ragazzo. 1163 01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:58,458 [deep sigh] 1164 01:10:03,166 --> 01:10:06,958 ["You Don't Own Me" by Lesley Gore playing] 1165 01:10:08,416 --> 01:10:11,541 ♪ You don't own me ♪ 1166 01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:15,791 ♪ I'm not just one of your many toys ♪ 1167 01:10:16,041 --> 01:10:18,083 ♪ You don't own me ♪ 1168 01:10:19,541 --> 01:10:25,166 ♪ Don't say I can't go with other boys ♪ 1169 01:10:25,916 --> 01:10:29,708 ♪ And don't tell me what to do ♪ 1170 01:10:30,083 --> 01:10:33,458 ♪ Don't tell me what to say ♪ 1171 01:10:33,541 --> 01:10:36,958 ♪ And please, when I go out with you... ♪ 1172 01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:39,208 How is the wind? 1173 01:10:39,291 --> 01:10:40,750 Steady from the west. 1174 01:10:41,958 --> 01:10:43,500 We didn't miss anything, right? 1175 01:10:44,416 --> 01:10:47,250 No. No, I don't think we did. You're right. 1176 01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:49,750 We didn't miss a fucking... 1177 01:10:50,875 --> 01:10:52,541 [siren fades into distance] 1178 01:10:53,208 --> 01:10:54,250 Fuck. 1179 01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:56,375 -[more sirens wailing] -Fuck... 1180 01:11:01,166 --> 01:11:02,166 [sigh of relief] 1181 01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:04,333 [both laughing] 1182 01:11:04,416 --> 01:11:07,666 ♪ ...I don't tell you what to do ♪ 1183 01:11:07,958 --> 01:11:11,708 ♪ So just let me be myself ♪ 1184 01:11:12,041 --> 01:11:15,250 ♪ That's all I ask of you ♪ 1185 01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:19,125 ♪ I'm young and I love to be young ♪ 1186 01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:22,958 ♪ I'm free and I love to be free ♪ 1187 01:11:23,041 --> 01:11:26,625 ♪ To live my life the way I want ♪ 1188 01:11:26,833 --> 01:11:31,166 ♪ To say and do whatever I please... ♪ 1189 01:11:33,125 --> 01:11:34,750 She's right above us. 1190 01:11:35,583 --> 01:11:36,583 [Chiara] Come to mama. 1191 01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:40,208 [air hissing] 1192 01:11:40,291 --> 01:11:42,083 -There! -Yeah. 1193 01:11:48,708 --> 01:11:53,166 ♪ ...And don't tell me what to do ♪ 1194 01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:56,916 ♪ Don't tell me what to say ♪ 1195 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,208 [Chiara laughs] 1196 01:11:58,291 --> 01:12:00,833 ♪ And please, when I go out with you ♪ 1197 01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:04,375 ♪ Don't put me on display ♪ 1198 01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:07,416 ♪ I don't tell you what to say ♪ 1199 01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:10,541 ♪ I don't tell you what to do ♪ 1200 01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:15,166 ♪ So just let me be myself... ♪ 1201 01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:16,750 [joyful laugh] 1202 01:12:19,833 --> 01:12:21,166 [she laughs] 1203 01:12:21,250 --> 01:12:22,333 [song fades] 1204 01:12:23,750 --> 01:12:25,500 [birds chirping] 1205 01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:41,416 [touching music] 1206 01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:44,583 [shouts happily] I knew you could do it! 1207 01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:46,750 I knew it, I knew it! Come here! 1208 01:12:47,583 --> 01:12:49,750 I knew you could do it, I knew it! 1209 01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:51,083 Show me. 1210 01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:01,041 [awed sigh] My God. 1211 01:13:07,541 --> 01:13:10,166 -Police? -Chasing their tails in Paris. 1212 01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:11,875 -In the wind. -Yes. 1213 01:13:11,958 --> 01:13:15,416 That doesn't mean they can't trace your vehicle. We still do the swap. 1214 01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:17,625 -It's too dangerous. -They'll put you in jail! 1215 01:13:18,083 --> 01:13:19,625 No! I won't hear of it. 1216 01:13:20,291 --> 01:13:23,916 This is your masterpiece. I want you to take it in the Jag. 1217 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,875 Meet me at the safehouse. 1218 01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:28,125 If I'm not there in 48 hours, 1219 01:13:28,208 --> 01:13:30,208 I want you to hide it away safely 1220 01:13:30,291 --> 01:13:33,083 and then go to Zurich. 1221 01:13:33,375 --> 01:13:34,291 This way. 1222 01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:41,125 Understand? And live off this. 1223 01:13:42,291 --> 01:13:44,000 And then disappear. 1224 01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:46,291 And do not try to find me. I will find you. 1225 01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:48,750 -Why don't we all go in the Jag? -Yes, come with us. 1226 01:13:48,833 --> 01:13:51,666 No, because the terriers need something to chase after. 1227 01:13:51,958 --> 01:13:53,458 But I don't want to lose you now. 1228 01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:56,375 I know. We'll see each other again soon. 1229 01:13:56,458 --> 01:13:58,916 -I promise. -We only just got to know each other. 1230 01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:00,083 Now go. 1231 01:14:01,041 --> 01:14:02,041 Go. Now! 1232 01:14:28,291 --> 01:14:31,708 [soaring melancholy music] 1233 01:14:58,666 --> 01:15:00,208 I think we're good. 1234 01:15:00,583 --> 01:15:01,916 Let's get her inside. 1235 01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:05,791 [dramatic whoosh] 1236 01:15:12,291 --> 01:15:14,375 [mysterious Western music] 1237 01:15:17,166 --> 01:15:18,416 We never left the car. 1238 01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:22,958 When I went to the toilet? 1239 01:15:23,416 --> 01:15:24,333 I stayed. 1240 01:15:24,666 --> 01:15:26,500 No one touched the trunk. Impossible. 1241 01:15:26,583 --> 01:15:28,541 [gear mechanism clicking] 1242 01:15:28,625 --> 01:15:30,041 A modified trunk? 1243 01:15:30,375 --> 01:15:31,958 Maybe Dad knew about this. 1244 01:15:33,708 --> 01:15:34,958 He would have told us. 1245 01:15:36,208 --> 01:15:39,125 [music echoes dramatically] 1246 01:15:57,041 --> 01:15:58,375 [Jay] It's motorized. 1247 01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:01,625 Fucking painting-stealing machine. 1248 01:16:03,583 --> 01:16:04,541 Yeah. 1249 01:16:04,916 --> 01:16:06,750 We did miss something after all. 1250 01:16:06,833 --> 01:16:08,083 Family heist. 1251 01:16:09,458 --> 01:16:11,083 No problem if you're the Borgias. 1252 01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:15,541 [tense Western music] 1253 01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:18,958 -Unless your mother... -No, no, no, no, no. 1254 01:16:19,791 --> 01:16:22,750 The DNA tests could have been fakes, but my mom confirmed it. 1255 01:16:23,416 --> 01:16:25,208 -Did she? -Don't-Don't say it! 1256 01:16:25,291 --> 01:16:26,708 -Think. -Nothing to think about. 1257 01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:28,833 -Do you trust her? -Of course, she's my mother! 1258 01:16:28,916 --> 01:16:30,833 No mother would do that. How would you know? 1259 01:16:31,416 --> 01:16:33,916 I don't know much about mothers, but I do know a scam. 1260 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:37,083 -You could have said something! -You convinced me, mommy's boy! 1261 01:16:37,166 --> 01:16:39,333 -You're just jealous, I get it. -Of what? 1262 01:16:39,416 --> 01:16:41,791 I have a mother, I have a father. That's a fact. 1263 01:16:41,875 --> 01:16:43,083 But then who are you? Huh? 1264 01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:44,583 An employee? 1265 01:16:45,291 --> 01:16:47,458 [in Italian] You pretentious piece of shit. 1266 01:16:47,541 --> 01:16:49,791 -You're an asshole. -[in French] I know that word. 1267 01:16:49,875 --> 01:16:52,125 -"Mom, Dad, look at me!" -You know what? 1268 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:54,083 -You bitch. -You're insignificant! 1269 01:16:54,166 --> 01:16:55,458 You can type on a keyboard. 1270 01:16:55,541 --> 01:16:57,583 When it's time to act, you're a no-show. 1271 01:16:57,666 --> 01:17:00,541 The robbery, the Mona Lisa, I did it! 1272 01:17:01,041 --> 01:17:03,541 Yes, you did it, so what? 1273 01:17:03,958 --> 01:17:05,750 What? You done? 1274 01:17:06,041 --> 01:17:07,458 -That's it? -Wait, please. Wait. 1275 01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:09,458 It's too late to be sorry. 1276 01:17:10,375 --> 01:17:12,875 No matter who that guy is, he scammed us. 1277 01:17:12,958 --> 01:17:15,125 -Right? -Yes, he scammed us. 1278 01:17:15,208 --> 01:17:16,291 It's pretty clear. 1279 01:17:16,375 --> 01:17:18,291 So, imagine. 1280 01:17:20,250 --> 01:17:23,000 We are him. We just pulled off a big one. 1281 01:17:23,875 --> 01:17:24,750 What comes next? 1282 01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:29,583 [ominous music] 1283 01:18:01,250 --> 01:18:04,916 C-4. Old school. One thing in life you can count on. 1284 01:18:06,458 --> 01:18:08,208 And... Boom. 1285 01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:23,250 [phone beeping] 1286 01:18:23,333 --> 01:18:25,916 -[in French] Hi, darling. -I need to talk to you, Mom. 1287 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:28,458 How's your dad? Are you two getting along? 1288 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,041 He paid you, right? 1289 01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:33,458 -Paid me? -Yeah, paid you. 1290 01:18:33,541 --> 01:18:35,333 That's what I said. Did he pay you? 1291 01:18:35,750 --> 01:18:38,250 [stammering] Of course not. Not at all. 1292 01:18:38,333 --> 01:18:41,208 -Cut the bullshit. -Hey, Jérémie. Please. 1293 01:18:41,291 --> 01:18:42,583 [woman] Room service. 1294 01:18:44,041 --> 01:18:45,833 Where are you? Are you kidding me? 1295 01:18:47,083 --> 01:18:48,875 Where are you? Tell me. 1296 01:18:48,958 --> 01:18:51,333 -I'll explain. -Go ahead. Are you in Tahiti? 1297 01:18:51,416 --> 01:18:53,333 Come on, of course I'm not. 1298 01:18:53,833 --> 01:18:56,625 -Where are you then? -I can't hear you. 1299 01:18:56,708 --> 01:18:57,750 Don't, Mom. 1300 01:18:57,833 --> 01:18:59,583 You're cutting out. Hello? 1301 01:18:59,666 --> 01:19:01,250 Hello? Mom? 1302 01:19:01,833 --> 01:19:03,625 Fuck! 1303 01:19:08,291 --> 01:19:10,125 Mona Lisa: Still missing 1304 01:19:10,208 --> 01:19:12,541 [Jay, in English] How we did not see this coming? 1305 01:19:12,625 --> 01:19:15,291 [Chiara] Everything was part of the plan. 1306 01:19:15,708 --> 01:19:18,125 The DNA lab, the house... 1307 01:19:19,458 --> 01:19:20,583 The Jag... 1308 01:19:21,291 --> 01:19:22,458 He manipulated us. 1309 01:19:23,166 --> 01:19:26,291 And when he felt we had doubts, he pulled the lawyer trick. 1310 01:19:26,375 --> 01:19:30,041 Affairs in order, but things have taken an unexpectedly urgent turn. 1311 01:19:30,666 --> 01:19:33,416 [recording] Mademoiselle Chiara Ferraro 1312 01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:35,208 and Monsieur Jérémie Mercier... 1313 01:19:35,625 --> 01:19:37,833 [Roger] Paperwork to be completed by tomorrow. 1314 01:19:37,916 --> 01:19:39,791 [recording] This leaves little time. 1315 01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:41,000 [Roger] I know. 1316 01:19:41,083 --> 01:19:42,250 [frustrated sigh] 1317 01:19:44,666 --> 01:19:46,125 So you're not even my sister. 1318 01:19:54,166 --> 01:19:56,666 I was never anybody's sister or daughter. 1319 01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:57,666 Um... 1320 01:19:59,916 --> 01:20:01,500 I never imagined 1321 01:20:03,291 --> 01:20:05,708 what having a sister would feel like, and... 1322 01:20:09,583 --> 01:20:10,625 I will miss you. 1323 01:20:11,791 --> 01:20:12,875 A lot. 1324 01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:18,416 I'll always be your sister. 1325 01:20:18,791 --> 01:20:20,666 If you want to be my brother. 1326 01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:24,750 OK! Now. 1327 01:20:25,125 --> 01:20:27,291 -[heavy thud] -We're gonna get him. 1328 01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:29,958 Right now he's in Mexico or Jakarta. 1329 01:20:30,666 --> 01:20:31,916 Not yet. First, 1330 01:20:32,708 --> 01:20:34,208 he has to make a delivery. 1331 01:20:34,291 --> 01:20:36,458 -He just crossed into Italy. -What's that? 1332 01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:39,708 He's got a pacemaker. It works on Bluetooth. 1333 01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:43,125 -So his doctor can monitor him remotely. -How do you know that? 1334 01:20:43,458 --> 01:20:45,916 Because I'm fucking good at what I do. 1335 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:49,250 [quiet intriguing music] 1336 01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:52,375 [woman] It's been just over a day since the Louvre confirmed 1337 01:20:52,458 --> 01:20:54,625 that Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa, 1338 01:20:54,708 --> 01:20:57,333 one of the most famous paintings in the world, 1339 01:20:57,416 --> 01:21:00,333 was stolen from the museum in the middle of the night. 1340 01:21:01,166 --> 01:21:03,500 The details remain unclear, but the theft... 1341 01:21:03,583 --> 01:21:05,333 -[clicks button] -[man speaking Italian] 1342 01:21:05,416 --> 01:21:06,583 [loud beeping] 1343 01:21:09,666 --> 01:21:11,125 [dramatic music sting] 1344 01:21:14,333 --> 01:21:15,250 [uneasy sigh] 1345 01:21:15,333 --> 01:21:16,375 [loud beeping] 1346 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,625 [sighs again] 1347 01:21:34,541 --> 01:21:36,666 And you can bugger off as well. 1348 01:21:36,750 --> 01:21:40,166 [tense music] 1349 01:21:50,666 --> 01:21:52,291 He hasn't been moving for hours. 1350 01:21:52,625 --> 01:21:54,500 Maybe it's just a decoy signal. 1351 01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:56,708 Or he's still asleep. 1352 01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:02,458 Why wait? 1353 01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:06,250 I say we stick him up now. In and out, 60 seconds. 1354 01:22:07,458 --> 01:22:09,250 Then what? We cannot fence it. 1355 01:22:09,791 --> 01:22:11,666 He wasn't lying about that. 1356 01:22:12,208 --> 01:22:13,916 Oh, look! He's on the move. 1357 01:22:15,958 --> 01:22:17,625 OK. So, now he makes the sale, 1358 01:22:17,708 --> 01:22:19,041 he gets his pay-off. 1359 01:22:19,416 --> 01:22:23,125 Cash, Bitcoin, property title, whatever. And we rob him. 1360 01:22:23,208 --> 01:22:24,666 Roadside stick-up. Old school! 1361 01:22:24,750 --> 01:22:26,166 60 seconds. 1362 01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:27,666 [together] Yes! 1363 01:22:32,833 --> 01:22:35,250 [dramatic music sting] 1364 01:22:44,583 --> 01:22:45,916 [in Italian] Old bastard. 1365 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,791 [in French] Old bastard. 1366 01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:53,916 [suspenseful funk music] 1367 01:23:12,625 --> 01:23:15,041 He's taking a left. One kilometer ahead. 1368 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:16,833 OK. 1369 01:23:26,583 --> 01:23:29,666 [nervous percussive music] 1370 01:23:32,833 --> 01:23:34,875 [Western stand-off music] 1371 01:23:34,958 --> 01:23:36,083 [brake squeaks] 1372 01:24:04,625 --> 01:24:05,791 Don't. 1373 01:24:16,416 --> 01:24:19,500 [tense music] 1374 01:24:27,833 --> 01:24:28,666 [heavy clunk] 1375 01:24:29,916 --> 01:24:30,958 [nervous sigh] 1376 01:24:44,583 --> 01:24:47,625 -[suspenseful music] -[walkie-talkies crackling] 1377 01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:03,333 Drone. 1378 01:25:08,541 --> 01:25:09,625 [Jay] OK. 1379 01:25:12,666 --> 01:25:13,666 OK. 1380 01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:16,000 [dragonfly whirrs] 1381 01:25:23,458 --> 01:25:24,541 Watch out! 1382 01:25:24,625 --> 01:25:28,041 Mr. Cavendish. 1383 01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:31,333 It's so nice of you to be on time. 1384 01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:33,500 Well, you know me. 1385 01:25:34,208 --> 01:25:35,458 I aim to please. 1386 01:25:35,541 --> 01:25:37,375 [mirthless chuckle] 1387 01:25:38,708 --> 01:25:42,375 [feeble groan] And you didn't come empty-handed. 1388 01:25:43,125 --> 01:25:44,833 Oh, I did not. 1389 01:25:45,083 --> 01:25:46,416 Shall we? 1390 01:25:46,500 --> 01:25:49,291 My team set up everything we need in there. 1391 01:25:49,375 --> 01:25:50,291 Come on. 1392 01:25:51,083 --> 01:25:52,083 Let's go. 1393 01:25:56,041 --> 01:25:58,625 We're ready for you, professor. 1394 01:26:08,791 --> 01:26:09,625 There we are. 1395 01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:13,625 I see that you've got everything prepared. I brought these. 1396 01:26:13,708 --> 01:26:14,625 But, uh, 1397 01:26:15,375 --> 01:26:17,666 I think your kit is a cut above. 1398 01:26:18,083 --> 01:26:21,041 I'm surprised you're surprised. 1399 01:26:21,458 --> 01:26:23,166 [whirring] 1400 01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:25,416 -Behind the tree. -Yeah, I know. I can see it. 1401 01:26:28,958 --> 01:26:30,708 -[Van Klum] OK. -Right. 1402 01:26:30,791 --> 01:26:31,958 I'm ready. 1403 01:26:38,958 --> 01:26:40,583 [moans] 1404 01:26:41,458 --> 01:26:43,333 There she is. 1405 01:26:45,875 --> 01:26:48,666 In the flesh. 1406 01:26:48,750 --> 01:26:50,750 [quirky playful music] 1407 01:26:53,291 --> 01:26:55,500 Dr. Ludovico says, no more... 1408 01:26:55,583 --> 01:26:57,583 Shut the fuck up. 1409 01:26:58,041 --> 01:26:59,625 [lighter clicks] 1410 01:27:03,208 --> 01:27:04,958 [slow rasping inhale] 1411 01:27:06,083 --> 01:27:08,375 [slow sinister exhale] 1412 01:27:14,083 --> 01:27:16,958 So... [raspy cough] 1413 01:27:18,625 --> 01:27:20,708 Da Vinci painted 1414 01:27:20,791 --> 01:27:24,500 a draft sketch underneath the painting, I believe. 1415 01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:28,125 Yes. The pentimenti of the hands and the beginnings of another portrait. 1416 01:27:28,208 --> 01:27:32,166 I do hope you're not planning on passing off another 1417 01:27:33,291 --> 01:27:35,125 fake like the last time, 1418 01:27:35,208 --> 01:27:36,208 are you? 1419 01:27:37,458 --> 01:27:40,541 Alternative authenticity, if you don't mind. 1420 01:27:41,250 --> 01:27:42,583 No, no, no. 1421 01:27:42,666 --> 01:27:43,750 Certainly not. 1422 01:27:47,916 --> 01:27:49,083 OK. 1423 01:27:51,708 --> 01:27:54,500 I don't just pay for the painting. 1424 01:27:54,583 --> 01:27:56,625 The story is part of the deal. 1425 01:27:58,000 --> 01:27:59,833 Wait, what was it, 1426 01:28:00,333 --> 01:28:02,625 that family secret you told me about? 1427 01:28:03,083 --> 01:28:04,875 Secrets are like mushrooms, old boy. 1428 01:28:04,958 --> 01:28:05,958 Mushrooms? 1429 01:28:07,416 --> 01:28:09,208 Better kept in the dark? 1430 01:28:09,291 --> 01:28:11,916 Hmm. I don't know what they're talking about. 1431 01:28:12,458 --> 01:28:15,250 -How do you do that? -Oh, my foster sister was deaf. 1432 01:28:15,333 --> 01:28:16,708 She taught me. 1433 01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:22,000 Well, I needed to find professionals who were pliant and wouldn't pry. 1434 01:28:22,083 --> 01:28:23,875 And given that there are so many 1435 01:28:24,333 --> 01:28:27,083 fractured families in the criminal underworld, 1436 01:28:27,166 --> 01:28:29,625 I thought, what better role to play 1437 01:28:29,708 --> 01:28:33,041 than that of a long-lost father? 1438 01:28:35,125 --> 01:28:38,250 The difficult thing was finding the perfect dummies. 1439 01:28:38,583 --> 01:28:39,541 Dummies? 1440 01:28:41,833 --> 01:28:43,208 [in Italian] Idiots? 1441 01:28:46,333 --> 01:28:47,791 [Roger] Two stupid, 1442 01:28:47,875 --> 01:28:50,041 gullible young kids. 1443 01:28:50,458 --> 01:28:52,250 [Van Klum] Oh my God. 1444 01:28:52,333 --> 01:28:55,375 You old bastard. 1445 01:28:56,083 --> 01:28:57,416 Well done. 1446 01:28:58,291 --> 01:28:59,875 Professor. 1447 01:29:01,333 --> 01:29:03,458 -Happy? -Well, yes. 1448 01:29:03,541 --> 01:29:06,416 -The substratum imaging seems correct. -[Van Klum] OK. 1449 01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:07,916 And the craquelure is a match. 1450 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,958 Naturally, I would need a full day to confirm... 1451 01:29:10,791 --> 01:29:14,958 It appears we have a winner here, Mr. Cavendish. 1452 01:29:15,458 --> 01:29:18,291 Congratulations, then, on your new acquisition. 1453 01:29:18,375 --> 01:29:21,750 -Yeah. -Which brings me to our arrangement. 1454 01:29:21,833 --> 01:29:25,083 Yeah, absolutely. You are absolved of your debt to me. 1455 01:29:27,291 --> 01:29:28,875 Having said that, 1456 01:29:29,791 --> 01:29:30,666 [gasps] 1457 01:29:31,750 --> 01:29:35,375 How can I possibly keep anyone alive 1458 01:29:35,958 --> 01:29:38,583 who knows what I now possess? 1459 01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:41,500 I'm sure even you understand, 1460 01:29:42,125 --> 01:29:43,750 Cavendish. 1461 01:29:44,791 --> 01:29:46,833 Thank you, Bruno. Truly. 1462 01:29:47,208 --> 01:29:48,541 Thank you? 1463 01:29:48,625 --> 01:29:50,000 [grunts] Whatever for? 1464 01:29:50,083 --> 01:29:51,458 [dramatic music] 1465 01:29:51,541 --> 01:29:53,416 For playing directly into my hands. 1466 01:29:54,791 --> 01:29:55,791 [in French] Don't move. 1467 01:29:56,875 --> 01:29:57,791 [loud bang] 1468 01:30:00,750 --> 01:30:01,583 What? 1469 01:30:02,583 --> 01:30:04,000 [panting] 1470 01:30:04,666 --> 01:30:05,666 [soft chuckle] 1471 01:30:05,750 --> 01:30:07,916 [dramatic action music] 1472 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:10,416 [yelling in French] 1473 01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:16,583 [in French] Let me see your hands! 1474 01:30:16,666 --> 01:30:17,500 Fuck! 1475 01:30:22,291 --> 01:30:23,916 Ladies and gentlemen! 1476 01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:25,250 [in French] French Republic. 1477 01:30:29,083 --> 01:30:31,416 [in English] On a repatriation mission, 1478 01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:32,666 [in French] Élysée? 1479 01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:35,583 Lise is coming back home. 1480 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:39,375 [gunshot] 1481 01:30:40,583 --> 01:30:42,583 [soldier shouting in Italian] 1482 01:30:44,125 --> 01:30:45,333 [shouting in Italian] 1483 01:30:47,666 --> 01:30:49,750 [in Italian] Italian armed forces, nobody moves. 1484 01:30:50,166 --> 01:30:51,583 [in French] Shit. 1485 01:30:51,666 --> 01:30:54,083 [dramatic music] 1486 01:30:54,166 --> 01:30:57,125 [in Italian] Palazzo Chigi? The Gioconda is back home. 1487 01:30:58,500 --> 01:31:00,537 [in French] The Italians are here. Operation compromised. 1488 01:31:00,541 --> 01:31:02,583 Smoke screen requested before evacuation. 1489 01:31:08,916 --> 01:31:10,125 [helicopter whirring] 1490 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,166 [muffled blasts] 1491 01:31:24,083 --> 01:31:25,791 [Jay] Go, go! 1492 01:31:30,041 --> 01:31:31,416 [smoke hissing] 1493 01:31:35,583 --> 01:31:38,500 [engine turning over] 1494 01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:46,250 [French soldier] Let's get out of here! 1495 01:31:47,958 --> 01:31:50,250 [French soldier] Come on, let's not stay here! 1496 01:31:53,708 --> 01:31:54,666 [Chiara] No? 1497 01:31:54,750 --> 01:31:56,458 [in French] Come on. 1498 01:31:56,541 --> 01:31:57,958 [engine turning over] 1499 01:31:58,958 --> 01:32:00,666 -Soldiers. -Huh? 1500 01:32:01,791 --> 01:32:03,000 Stop! 1501 01:32:04,166 --> 01:32:05,250 [Jay, in French] Fuck! 1502 01:32:06,208 --> 01:32:09,291 [bullets whizz and ricochet] 1503 01:32:22,833 --> 01:32:24,416 [maniacal cackling] 1504 01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:29,930 [Italian police scanner] I have a car heading for the French border. 1505 01:32:29,958 --> 01:32:31,916 Copy that. We're on it. 1506 01:32:41,375 --> 01:32:46,750 [haunting operatic music] 1507 01:32:55,291 --> 01:32:56,541 [dramatic music] 1508 01:32:57,166 --> 01:32:58,375 [music stops] 1509 01:33:05,333 --> 01:33:06,291 [muffled shout] 1510 01:33:06,375 --> 01:33:08,333 Oh come on, get a grip! 1511 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:09,958 [muffled] Fuck! 1512 01:33:12,250 --> 01:33:14,541 [frustrated scream] Fuck! 1513 01:33:17,625 --> 01:33:19,125 [exasperated sigh] Shit... 1514 01:33:28,041 --> 01:33:30,291 Get in. Now. Come on! 1515 01:33:32,958 --> 01:33:35,500 [badass music] 1516 01:33:44,833 --> 01:33:48,291 -Great to meet you, you fucking sociopath! -Quite so. How do you do? 1517 01:33:48,375 --> 01:33:49,291 You fucking traitor! 1518 01:33:49,375 --> 01:33:51,958 I just saved your arses, by the fucking way! 1519 01:33:56,375 --> 01:33:58,250 OK. So, where is our money? 1520 01:33:58,333 --> 01:34:00,000 Money? There's no money. 1521 01:34:00,416 --> 01:34:01,625 [together] What? 1522 01:34:01,875 --> 01:34:04,250 But you gave the painting to the guy in the wheelchair. 1523 01:34:04,333 --> 01:34:05,625 -Correct. -For free? 1524 01:34:05,708 --> 01:34:09,083 Did you really think we'd get away with stealing and fencing 1525 01:34:09,166 --> 01:34:11,125 the most valuable painting in the world? 1526 01:34:11,208 --> 01:34:14,416 That'd be like trying to sell a nuclear bomb in a farmer's market! 1527 01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:16,291 So why did you give it to him? 1528 01:34:17,250 --> 01:34:18,291 Brace yourselves! 1529 01:34:18,375 --> 01:34:20,208 [Chiara and Jay scream] 1530 01:34:23,416 --> 01:34:24,625 [raging in Italian] 1531 01:34:24,708 --> 01:34:26,125 The painting was leverage. 1532 01:34:26,208 --> 01:34:28,333 -I was in debt to van Klum. -Van who? 1533 01:34:28,416 --> 01:34:29,791 The guy in the wheelchair. 1534 01:34:29,875 --> 01:34:31,458 -What kind of debt? -Big. 1535 01:34:31,541 --> 01:34:34,041 -What did you do to him? -Let's not go there. 1536 01:34:34,125 --> 01:34:35,833 -So what went wrong? -[he sighs] 1537 01:34:35,916 --> 01:34:37,833 Men like him, they just keep coming. 1538 01:34:37,916 --> 01:34:41,166 The only way I could be free was if he was in prison or dead. 1539 01:34:41,250 --> 01:34:43,666 So you called the French and the Italians. 1540 01:34:43,750 --> 01:34:45,708 And they catch him holding the Mona Lisa, 1541 01:34:45,791 --> 01:34:48,333 the one thing his money cannot protect him from. 1542 01:34:48,416 --> 01:34:51,625 And you knew the French were gonna use smoke to escape! 1543 01:34:51,708 --> 01:34:53,250 -Smarter than I thought. -Fuck you! 1544 01:34:53,333 --> 01:34:56,791 -You're not even the Snow Leopard. -I know I'm not! I'm a liar! 1545 01:34:56,875 --> 01:35:00,333 I'm an awful, horrible person, a loathsome piece of shit. 1546 01:35:00,666 --> 01:35:03,125 But you two are the only family I've ever had. 1547 01:35:03,208 --> 01:35:04,458 God, I want to puke. 1548 01:35:04,541 --> 01:35:06,666 That happens when you look in the mirror! 1549 01:35:06,750 --> 01:35:09,750 -He's just lying again. -No, I'm not. I wasn't lying back there! 1550 01:35:09,833 --> 01:35:12,791 Well, hardly. A little bit. Just... For... 1551 01:35:12,875 --> 01:35:13,875 Brace yourselves. 1552 01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:15,625 [both yelp] 1553 01:35:18,500 --> 01:35:20,583 [all panting] 1554 01:35:20,666 --> 01:35:22,208 [car turns off] 1555 01:35:22,750 --> 01:35:24,583 All right, out. Both of you, now. 1556 01:35:24,666 --> 01:35:25,916 Out! Now. Quickly. 1557 01:35:27,500 --> 01:35:28,708 [Roger] Dammit. 1558 01:35:32,875 --> 01:35:34,416 Fuck. 1559 01:35:34,500 --> 01:35:35,541 Right. 1560 01:35:38,083 --> 01:35:41,833 The Italians are back that way, the French on the other side, no doubt. 1561 01:35:41,916 --> 01:35:44,666 But this is technically a no-man's-land. 1562 01:35:44,750 --> 01:35:46,833 Neither of them can enter here. 1563 01:35:46,916 --> 01:35:48,666 That door 1564 01:35:48,750 --> 01:35:51,416 is an old evacuation route for the workers who built this place. 1565 01:35:52,041 --> 01:35:55,958 It was my intention to ditch the car and disappear through that, 1566 01:35:56,041 --> 01:35:57,833 but then you two showed up and... 1567 01:35:59,750 --> 01:36:00,666 [exasperated sigh] 1568 01:36:00,750 --> 01:36:01,916 [incredulous laugh] 1569 01:36:04,083 --> 01:36:05,583 [resigned sigh] 1570 01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:08,583 [steely sigh] 1571 01:36:09,291 --> 01:36:10,166 Here. 1572 01:36:11,166 --> 01:36:12,083 Take it. 1573 01:36:13,500 --> 01:36:16,125 It's rusty, but I oiled the lock. 1574 01:36:16,583 --> 01:36:17,416 Go. 1575 01:36:19,166 --> 01:36:21,125 -Why are you doing this? -Why don't you come? 1576 01:36:21,208 --> 01:36:23,083 [stammering] Why am I doing it? 1577 01:36:23,166 --> 01:36:25,541 Because they don't know about you yet. 1578 01:36:25,625 --> 01:36:26,916 No one's after you yet 1579 01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:28,875 and I never thought I'd say this, 1580 01:36:28,958 --> 01:36:31,541 but if anything bad has to happen to anyone, 1581 01:36:31,625 --> 01:36:34,708 I'd rather it happen to me than to you two. 1582 01:36:39,750 --> 01:36:41,791 We love you too, crazy prick. 1583 01:36:44,833 --> 01:36:46,208 It's what fathers do. 1584 01:36:46,750 --> 01:36:47,708 Isn't it? 1585 01:36:49,291 --> 01:36:51,083 You are not our father, Roger. 1586 01:36:52,666 --> 01:36:53,708 Right, yes. Sorry. 1587 01:36:53,791 --> 01:36:54,958 So who are you, really? 1588 01:36:57,541 --> 01:36:58,375 Really. 1589 01:37:00,500 --> 01:37:03,916 [plaintive harp music] 1590 01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:05,125 Who am I? 1591 01:37:13,083 --> 01:37:15,625 [American accent] My name is Marcus Dubrovnik. 1592 01:37:18,125 --> 01:37:19,541 And I'm from New Jersey. 1593 01:37:20,083 --> 01:37:23,583 Summit City, to be exact. I think. 1594 01:37:23,666 --> 01:37:24,666 [playful spy music] 1595 01:37:25,416 --> 01:37:26,666 That said... 1596 01:37:27,208 --> 01:37:28,416 [helpless chuckle] 1597 01:37:29,708 --> 01:37:30,916 Anyway. 1598 01:37:33,750 --> 01:37:34,666 Yeah... 1599 01:37:35,791 --> 01:37:36,625 Sorry. 1600 01:37:41,375 --> 01:37:42,708 Look after yourselves. 1601 01:37:43,875 --> 01:37:45,541 [touching music] 1602 01:37:48,750 --> 01:37:50,000 [emotional sigh] 1603 01:38:04,250 --> 01:38:05,583 I'm going that way. 1604 01:38:06,458 --> 01:38:08,500 Italian prison food is better than French. 1605 01:38:08,958 --> 01:38:10,000 [soft chuckle] 1606 01:38:11,250 --> 01:38:12,083 [car door slams] 1607 01:38:13,291 --> 01:38:14,125 [engine starts] 1608 01:38:21,750 --> 01:38:24,625 [up-tempo emotional music] 1609 01:38:41,291 --> 01:38:42,875 [music fades] 1610 01:38:45,541 --> 01:38:47,791 [tense music] 1611 01:38:49,916 --> 01:38:51,791 [soldier shouting in Italian] 1612 01:38:52,958 --> 01:38:57,041 -[Italian soldier barking orders] -[Roger, in Italian] Sì. 1613 01:38:57,125 --> 01:38:59,416 -[shouting in Italian] -[Roger] OK! 1614 01:38:59,500 --> 01:39:02,333 [tense negotiation in Italian] 1615 01:39:02,416 --> 01:39:03,500 [in English] Please! 1616 01:39:03,583 --> 01:39:05,875 -[guns cocking] -Don't shoot. 1617 01:39:05,958 --> 01:39:07,458 [soldier speaking Italian] 1618 01:39:08,708 --> 01:39:10,125 [English accent] Don't shoot. 1619 01:39:10,708 --> 01:39:11,791 I have a family. 1620 01:39:15,500 --> 01:39:16,375 [cry of pain] 1621 01:39:19,208 --> 01:39:21,416 [cell door slams] 1622 01:39:22,916 --> 01:39:24,791 [distant voices echo] 1623 01:39:24,875 --> 01:39:25,791 [metallic thud] 1624 01:39:27,041 --> 01:39:29,041 [thudding continues] 1625 01:39:30,083 --> 01:39:30,916 [heavy thud] 1626 01:39:34,791 --> 01:39:36,583 [groaning with effort] 1627 01:39:40,958 --> 01:39:42,208 [exhausted gasp] 1628 01:39:42,291 --> 01:39:44,500 [sodden shoes squelching] 1629 01:39:46,625 --> 01:39:48,125 [upbeat funk music] 1630 01:39:49,208 --> 01:39:50,666 [alarms blaring] 1631 01:39:50,750 --> 01:39:51,958 Shit! 1632 01:39:58,958 --> 01:40:00,791 [gate beeping] 1633 01:40:01,375 --> 01:40:02,708 Oh shit! 1634 01:40:05,250 --> 01:40:06,333 [effortful grunt] 1635 01:40:07,375 --> 01:40:08,458 [man, in French] Come on! 1636 01:40:08,541 --> 01:40:10,791 -Get in! -[Jay, in French] Come on, get in! 1637 01:40:21,208 --> 01:40:22,375 [music fades] 1638 01:40:23,375 --> 01:40:25,208 -What kept you? -We're right on time! 1639 01:40:25,291 --> 01:40:26,333 Man, you stink! 1640 01:40:26,416 --> 01:40:28,541 I'm sorry! I was gonna take a helicopter, 1641 01:40:28,625 --> 01:40:31,000 but I'm more of a sewer person. You know, Mogadishu. 1642 01:40:31,083 --> 01:40:32,500 Come on. Stop with Mogadishu. 1643 01:40:32,583 --> 01:40:34,083 All right, I meant Kathmandu. 1644 01:40:34,166 --> 01:40:35,625 -Kathmandu? -Whatever! 1645 01:40:35,708 --> 01:40:38,000 -The Mona Lisa's missing. -Course she is. 1646 01:40:38,083 --> 01:40:40,083 Took me a long time, let me tell ya. 1647 01:40:40,166 --> 01:40:42,625 Layering in that pentimenti and everything. 1648 01:40:42,708 --> 01:40:46,250 -You gave van Klum a fake? -Of course! Think I'm an idiot? 1649 01:40:46,333 --> 01:40:48,208 -Another fake? -Yeah! 1650 01:40:48,291 --> 01:40:51,333 And I have to say, it's probably the best ever made. Really. 1651 01:40:51,416 --> 01:40:52,708 So where is she? 1652 01:40:53,083 --> 01:40:54,416 Yeah, where is she? 1653 01:40:55,500 --> 01:40:59,000 ["Monna Lisa" by Ivan Graziani playing] 1654 01:41:33,625 --> 01:41:38,250 [upbeat dramatic music] 1655 01:42:21,708 --> 01:42:26,000 [low-key cool music] 1656 01:43:00,791 --> 01:43:04,708 [soft badass music] 1657 01:43:28,666 --> 01:43:31,458 [badass music] 1658 01:44:02,125 --> 01:44:05,666 [badass music continues] 1659 01:45:40,291 --> 01:45:43,083 [suspenseful music] 1660 01:46:56,500 --> 01:46:59,833 Subtitling: Willa Grefe for TRI TRACK