1 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,630 Anti-gravity kit, did it in sixth grade. 2 00:00:12,736 --> 00:00:15,016 Chemical laser, cute. 3 00:00:15,118 --> 00:00:17,848 Oh, baking soda volcano without irony. 4 00:00:17,948 --> 00:00:19,608 Good for you, Sheldon. 5 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:21,019 Sizing up the competition? 6 00:00:21,124 --> 00:00:22,574 Please Jake, 7 00:00:22,677 --> 00:00:23,677 now that Felix is away, nothing can stop me from winning 8 00:00:23,782 --> 00:00:25,272 the Lakewood Science Expo. 9 00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:26,720 It will be bitter sweet. 10 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:29,309 Sweet in that I will be declared the genius that I am. 11 00:00:29,408 --> 00:00:30,998 Bitter in that second place receives a coupon 12 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:32,550 for free blueberry pancakes 13 00:00:32,653 --> 00:00:35,313 at Dr. Tesla's Laboratory of Breakfast. 14 00:00:35,414 --> 00:00:37,554 The syrup really drowns out the taste of defeat. 15 00:00:37,658 --> 00:00:39,558 I just don't get science. 16 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:41,970 I give you this year's Science Fair Winner, 17 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:44,036 the "Skunk Butt." 18 00:00:44,147 --> 00:00:46,837 Maybe I do get science. 19 00:00:46,943 --> 00:00:49,083 I will replicate the chemical reaction in a skunk 20 00:00:49,187 --> 00:00:51,637 that creates its odiferous defense mechanism. 21 00:00:51,741 --> 00:00:53,051 You mean stink spray? 22 00:00:53,156 --> 00:00:54,606 Yeah, that. 23 00:00:54,709 --> 00:00:56,129 This experiment has everything: 24 00:00:56,228 --> 00:01:00,158 chemistry, biology and universal comedy appeal of butts. 25 00:01:00,267 --> 00:01:05,407 Methyl...butan...eth...iol? 26 00:01:05,513 --> 00:01:06,623 Isn't this a dangerous chemical? 27 00:01:06,721 --> 00:01:08,281 Yes! Very dangerous? 28 00:01:08,378 --> 00:01:10,208 I'm proud of you for knowing that, Jake. 29 00:01:10,311 --> 00:01:12,351 I admit that the skull and cross bones and the words: 30 00:01:12,451 --> 00:01:16,151 "Dangerous Chemical" gave me a clue. 31 00:01:16,248 --> 00:01:19,318 The key to handling this is precision. 32 00:01:19,424 --> 00:01:20,604 Oh, hey, that reminds me! 33 00:01:20,701 --> 00:01:22,601 These three guys were at the Five One Five Diner 34 00:01:22,703 --> 00:01:23,503 Five.... 35 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,840 on Seventh around Nine. 36 00:01:24,946 --> 00:01:26,016 They each had a Number Four 37 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:26,910 Four... 38 00:01:27,017 --> 00:01:27,807 and a Number twelve. 39 00:01:27,915 --> 00:01:28,915 Twelve... 40 00:01:29,019 --> 00:01:30,639 I couldn't believe how much they ate! 41 00:01:30,745 --> 00:01:38,095 Nine, ten, eleven... 42 00:01:41,411 --> 00:01:42,651 It's gonna blow! 43 00:01:42,757 --> 00:01:43,477 Awesome! 44 00:01:43,586 --> 00:01:45,166 No! It's very bad. 45 00:01:45,277 --> 00:01:47,347 I don't know how something so beautiful as a skunk's butt 46 00:01:47,452 --> 00:01:50,212 exploding could go so horribly wrong. 47 00:01:50,317 --> 00:01:51,247 Fire in the hole!! 48 00:01:51,352 --> 00:01:53,012 Ahhhhh!!!!! 49 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,153 What the? 50 00:01:54,252 --> 00:01:58,642 Oh. that's just nasty. 51 00:01:58,739 --> 00:02:01,219 [coughs] 52 00:02:01,328 --> 00:02:05,228 Well, I'm glad I didn't go with my first choice: 53 00:02:05,332 --> 00:02:08,402 nucleared power shark. 54 00:02:08,507 --> 00:02:09,197 [coughs] 55 00:03:02,043 --> 00:03:04,363 [small growl] 56 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:07,360 You're lucky to get this after the performance you turned in. 57 00:03:07,463 --> 00:03:09,333 What kind of tiger are you? 58 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:12,090 [small growl] 59 00:03:14,297 --> 00:03:22,957 [growls] 60 00:03:26,896 --> 00:03:27,996 Etienne, what you did 61 00:03:28,104 --> 00:03:30,214 was totally irresponsible and unacceptable! 62 00:03:30,313 --> 00:03:33,213 You cannot be mixing volatile chemicals around the students! 63 00:03:33,316 --> 00:03:35,346 It is way too dangerous for everyone! 64 00:03:35,456 --> 00:03:36,456 I'm sorry, Mr. Stockley. 65 00:03:36,561 --> 00:03:38,291 I feel like a failure. 66 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:39,120 Don't be sorry. 67 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,319 It's a brilliant experiment. 68 00:03:40,427 --> 00:03:42,217 Principal Nuss expects me to discipline you, 69 00:03:42,325 --> 00:03:44,565 but I can't help but appreciate your genius. 70 00:03:44,672 --> 00:03:45,362 I'm not a genius. 71 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:47,086 This is the last straw! 72 00:03:47,192 --> 00:03:49,192 You are on my list young man 73 00:03:49,298 --> 00:03:52,058 and you do not want to be on my list!! 74 00:03:52,162 --> 00:03:53,752 You just passed the four kids 75 00:03:53,854 --> 00:03:56,374 that toilet-papered my house last weekend. 76 00:03:56,477 --> 00:03:57,997 One more stunt like this 77 00:03:58,099 --> 00:04:00,169 and you'll be suspended, 78 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:00,904 No, not really, 79 00:04:00,999 --> 00:04:01,759 I wouldn't suspend you. 80 00:04:01,862 --> 00:04:02,732 You're my best student. 81 00:04:02,828 --> 00:04:03,898 That's crazy. 82 00:04:04,002 --> 00:04:05,662 I don't know what happened! 83 00:04:05,762 --> 00:04:07,802 I was careless or maybe I'm just losing my edge. 84 00:04:07,902 --> 00:04:09,112 I peaked too early. 85 00:04:09,214 --> 00:04:10,774 That's ridiculous, young man! 86 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:14,811 You're a wonderful student and a fine person! 87 00:04:14,909 --> 00:04:18,359 I mean, I would like to say that but I can't. 88 00:04:18,465 --> 00:04:21,945 Now, get out of my sight! 89 00:04:38,036 --> 00:04:39,516 What up, Stockley? 90 00:04:40,832 --> 00:04:41,832 Yeah, mom... 91 00:04:41,936 --> 00:04:43,416 Stop worrying, please. 92 00:04:43,524 --> 00:04:44,914 Have fun on your trip. 93 00:04:45,008 --> 00:04:46,148 Bye. 94 00:04:46,251 --> 00:04:47,941 Whatever did this seems to be long gone. 95 00:04:48,046 --> 00:04:50,426 My mom feels guilty leaving me alone for a day and a half 96 00:04:50,531 --> 00:04:53,291 while she goes for her annual laser-hair removal treatment. 97 00:04:53,396 --> 00:04:54,086 Day and a half? 98 00:04:54,190 --> 00:04:56,710 Is she that hairy? 99 00:04:56,813 --> 00:04:58,853 You know that picture of her in a sweater above the fireplace? 100 00:04:58,953 --> 00:04:59,713 Uh-huh. 101 00:04:59,816 --> 00:05:01,746 It's not a sweater. 102 00:05:01,853 --> 00:05:02,853 Okay, let's get to work. 103 00:05:02,957 --> 00:05:04,197 What do we know? 104 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,274 A giant tiger stands on this, plays on it all day, 105 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:07,475 barely a scratch. 106 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:08,653 So whatever took a bite out of it 107 00:05:08,756 --> 00:05:10,136 is a lot tougher than a tiger. 108 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,660 Also, scorch marks. 109 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,350 Fire breather. Nice. 110 00:05:14,452 --> 00:05:15,182 Hey!!! 111 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,180 [cracks whip] 112 00:05:16,281 --> 00:05:17,901 What are you kids doing here? 113 00:05:18,007 --> 00:05:19,597 Carnie, good, maybe he can help. 114 00:05:19,698 --> 00:05:20,868 Carnie?! 115 00:05:20,975 --> 00:05:22,485 Carnies are toothless grifters 116 00:05:22,598 --> 00:05:24,568 who smell like funnel cakes and jail. 117 00:05:24,669 --> 00:05:26,949 I'm a tent monkey. 118 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:28,500 Pardon? 119 00:05:28,604 --> 00:05:31,054 Circus people, a far cry from freaks and bearded ladies. 120 00:05:31,158 --> 00:05:32,988 Don't talk about her Mom like that! 121 00:05:33,091 --> 00:05:34,681 Jake, she's not a bearded lady, okay? 122 00:05:34,782 --> 00:05:37,512 It's more of a back hair problem. 123 00:05:37,613 --> 00:05:39,243 So, what happened here? 124 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,409 I was in my weekly clown meeting when I heard a noise, 125 00:05:42,514 --> 00:05:44,654 and ran out and saw everything on fire 126 00:05:44,758 --> 00:05:47,968 and our tiger, Stripey 47, missing. 127 00:05:48,071 --> 00:05:49,491 Now, you kids better get out of here. 128 00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:50,760 It's not safe. 129 00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:53,837 I gotta go paint stripes on Stripey's understudy. 130 00:05:53,939 --> 00:05:57,009 [donkey sounds] Hee-haw! 131 00:05:57,115 --> 00:06:00,115 Okay, Daisy, let's get this over with... 132 00:06:00,221 --> 00:06:02,851 Hey, look over here. 133 00:06:07,505 --> 00:06:08,915 Oh no. 134 00:06:09,023 --> 00:06:10,133 We've got a Doom Hound. 135 00:06:10,231 --> 00:06:10,721 Doom Hound? 136 00:06:10,818 --> 00:06:11,408 That's great! 137 00:06:11,509 --> 00:06:12,539 Great? 138 00:06:12,648 --> 00:06:14,578 These things have thick armor, huge jaws 139 00:06:14,684 --> 00:06:16,454 and breathe fire. 140 00:06:16,548 --> 00:06:19,168 Hound equals dog, and dogs love me! 141 00:06:19,275 --> 00:06:20,475 You wanna know why? 142 00:06:20,587 --> 00:06:22,037 I don't know. Why? 143 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:24,690 Because I'll throw the stick as many times as they want, 144 00:06:24,798 --> 00:06:27,108 and I never fake the throw. 145 00:06:27,214 --> 00:06:29,044 Dogs hate it when you fake the throw. 146 00:06:29,147 --> 00:06:31,737 Good. Now, we've got the "throw stick plan." 147 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:35,739 We still need a Plan B. 148 00:06:35,843 --> 00:06:39,503 [bell ringing] 149 00:06:43,644 --> 00:06:45,584 Oh sorry, Etienne, that's reserved. 150 00:06:45,681 --> 00:06:46,651 For who? 151 00:06:46,751 --> 00:06:47,961 Someone who didn't blow us up! 152 00:06:48,062 --> 00:06:49,372 It was an accident! 153 00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:50,788 You're still not sitting 154 00:06:50,893 --> 00:06:53,213 with the league of extraordinary students. 155 00:06:53,309 --> 00:06:54,519 You mean the nerd table? 156 00:06:54,621 --> 00:06:56,761 Yes, this is our table and we say 157 00:06:56,864 --> 00:06:58,074 who comes and goes around here. 158 00:06:58,176 --> 00:07:00,346 All of you, beat it. 159 00:07:01,766 --> 00:07:04,766 Not you. 160 00:07:04,872 --> 00:07:06,812 Are you going to hurt me? 161 00:07:06,909 --> 00:07:07,629 Gulp. 162 00:07:07,737 --> 00:07:08,877 You know you said "gulp" 163 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:09,710 but you didn't actually gulp, right? 164 00:07:09,808 --> 00:07:10,778 Mouth too dry. 165 00:07:10,878 --> 00:07:13,228 You scared the saliva right out of it. 166 00:07:13,329 --> 00:07:16,679 Please, put this on so I can stand to look at you. 167 00:07:16,781 --> 00:07:19,721 Whoa, this is nice. 168 00:07:19,818 --> 00:07:20,788 What's that smell? 169 00:07:20,888 --> 00:07:21,538 Coolness. 170 00:07:21,648 --> 00:07:23,648 Get used to it. 171 00:07:23,753 --> 00:07:27,693 And the guy I took it from seriously loved onions. 172 00:07:27,792 --> 00:07:29,482 Have a seat. 173 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:34,655 You're gonna be my new project. 174 00:07:34,764 --> 00:07:36,394 I'll get someone smart to talk to 175 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:38,110 and you get someone to boss you around. 176 00:07:38,216 --> 00:07:38,866 Win, win. 177 00:07:38,975 --> 00:07:40,105 I don't know... 178 00:07:40,218 --> 00:07:42,248 You're going to do it, Etienne. 179 00:07:42,358 --> 00:07:45,018 Not because it's fun, even though it is. 180 00:07:45,119 --> 00:07:47,289 And not because it's good for you, even though it will be. 181 00:07:47,397 --> 00:07:51,397 You're going to do it because I want you to do it. 182 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:54,055 So, let me get this straight: 183 00:07:54,163 --> 00:07:55,413 We're officially hanging out? 184 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:56,859 No, we're hanging out. 185 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:58,479 But not-- "hanging out". 186 00:07:58,581 --> 00:08:00,451 So, we're chillin? 187 00:08:00,549 --> 00:08:01,789 Maybe one day, we'll hang out? 188 00:08:01,895 --> 00:08:03,205 We'll see. 189 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:07,280 So Jake, just chillin' with Cadence. 190 00:08:07,383 --> 00:08:09,013 Hey, Cadence. 191 00:08:09,109 --> 00:08:10,109 Etienne. 192 00:08:10,213 --> 00:08:11,353 Jake, we really don't have time to talk, 193 00:08:11,456 --> 00:08:12,976 we've got important Mime Club business. 194 00:08:13,078 --> 00:08:15,938 Right. 195 00:08:16,047 --> 00:08:17,287 You two are hanging out? 196 00:08:17,393 --> 00:08:18,293 We'll see. 197 00:08:18,394 --> 00:08:19,534 Potentially. 198 00:08:19,637 --> 00:08:22,017 But I thought we were potentially hanging out. 199 00:08:22,122 --> 00:08:24,472 I didn't get any potential phone calls to hang out, 200 00:08:24,573 --> 00:08:26,473 so I guess not. 201 00:08:28,231 --> 00:08:30,481 Want to go spit on stuff? 202 00:08:30,579 --> 00:08:31,889 Always. 203 00:08:33,409 --> 00:08:34,579 Well, that hurls. 204 00:08:34,686 --> 00:08:36,616 I know, since Felix went off to International, 205 00:08:36,723 --> 00:08:39,353 we need someone with his science skills 206 00:08:39,449 --> 00:08:41,379 to help hunt the Doom Hound. 207 00:08:41,486 --> 00:08:43,006 No way...him?! 208 00:08:43,108 --> 00:08:45,558 You're forgetting our secret weapon. 209 00:08:45,663 --> 00:08:46,803 The differential Atomizer Ray? 210 00:08:46,905 --> 00:08:47,625 No! 211 00:08:47,734 --> 00:08:49,054 The fact that dogs love me! 212 00:08:49,149 --> 00:08:51,289 I know you think it's crazy, but it's totally gonna work. 213 00:08:51,392 --> 00:08:54,812 I just have to get a really big squeaky toy. 214 00:08:54,913 --> 00:08:55,953 Come on. 215 00:09:01,644 --> 00:09:03,404 Carnies! 216 00:09:03,508 --> 00:09:06,578 [growls] 217 00:09:06,684 --> 00:09:09,204 Alright, you want it. 218 00:09:09,307 --> 00:09:12,587 [growls] 219 00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:16,420 Whoa!!! 220 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:18,521 [screams] Ahhhhh!!!!!!!! 221 00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:20,207 [roars] 222 00:09:29,534 --> 00:09:31,054 We're potentially hanging out. 223 00:09:31,156 --> 00:09:34,606 This is my crew; TBD, Angry Dude and Giggles. 224 00:09:34,712 --> 00:09:36,092 How you doing, giggles? 225 00:09:36,196 --> 00:09:39,156 You must be hilarious once you get going. 226 00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:48,896 I used to deliver that magazine. 227 00:09:49,002 --> 00:09:50,282 Big mistake. 228 00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:53,141 Gulp. 229 00:09:55,146 --> 00:09:58,176 I'm telling you, your Mom wants you to have a party. 230 00:09:58,287 --> 00:09:59,697 Why else would she leave you home alone? 231 00:09:59,806 --> 00:10:01,116 Because she trusts me, okay? 232 00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:03,531 And maybe she wants to see if I'm mature enough. 233 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,017 Errr.... 234 00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:07,681 They yell at you for the police coming and the lawyer bills 235 00:10:07,779 --> 00:10:08,819 and the water damage, 236 00:10:08,918 --> 00:10:10,578 but inside they're happy you're partying. 237 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:11,679 You just want me to have a party 238 00:10:11,783 --> 00:10:13,613 so you can invite Cadence, aargh! 239 00:10:13,716 --> 00:10:15,026 What are you talking about? 240 00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:16,371 We're not hanging out anymore. 241 00:10:16,477 --> 00:10:19,097 Besides, she's potentially hanging with Etienne now, 242 00:10:19,204 --> 00:10:20,314 which is fine. 243 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,932 You're totally jealous! 244 00:10:22,035 --> 00:10:23,515 No, I've thought about this all day 245 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,733 and I realized I don't care. 246 00:10:24,831 --> 00:10:26,351 Yeah, whatever. 247 00:10:26,453 --> 00:10:28,423 Look we need to focus on getting the doom hound, okay? 248 00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:29,874 So focus. 249 00:10:33,115 --> 00:10:33,805 Here boy! 250 00:10:33,909 --> 00:10:34,629 Come on out and play. 251 00:10:34,737 --> 00:10:37,147 [squeaky sounds] 252 00:10:37,257 --> 00:10:39,497 Jake, it's not that kind of dog. 253 00:10:39,604 --> 00:10:40,994 It got in a fight with a cat and chewed a ball 254 00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:42,088 that sounds like a dog to me. 255 00:10:42,193 --> 00:10:43,263 Jake... 256 00:10:43,366 --> 00:10:46,266 Jake, would a dog do this? 257 00:10:49,856 --> 00:10:53,826 [loud roars] 258 00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:54,929 Who's a big boy? 259 00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:55,833 Who wants a squeaky toy? 260 00:10:55,931 --> 00:11:01,521 [loud roars] 261 00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:05,106 [laser fire] 262 00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:06,176 It's a tough dog! 263 00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:08,526 It's a not a dog, it's a monster! 264 00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:11,843 [loud roars] 265 00:11:11,947 --> 00:11:15,677 [snarls and growls] 266 00:11:15,778 --> 00:11:18,158 I didn't want to have to do this, 267 00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:19,963 You want the stick, boy? 268 00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:21,778 You want it? 269 00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:26,650 Get the stick, boy! 270 00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:27,715 See? 271 00:11:27,825 --> 00:11:29,165 They hate it when you fake the throw! 272 00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:31,590 You guys have to go back out there 273 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,211 and get this thing right away. 274 00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:35,593 It's territorial and will attack again. 275 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,935 Now, the Doom Hound has thick armor 276 00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:39,392 and shrugs off most weapons, 277 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,181 but it does have a weakness. 278 00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:42,836 It's one of the few monsters that can be condensed 279 00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:44,083 into a safe form. 280 00:11:44,186 --> 00:11:47,566 Cool, so we just Cadence it. 281 00:11:47,672 --> 00:11:48,922 Condense. 282 00:11:49,018 --> 00:11:50,298 Uh-huh. 283 00:11:50,399 --> 00:11:51,059 You said "Cadence." 284 00:11:51,158 --> 00:11:52,228 No, I didn't. 285 00:11:52,332 --> 00:11:53,372 I don't think about Cadence at all. 286 00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:54,681 Or Etienne hanging out with her. 287 00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:55,543 Not one bit. 288 00:11:55,645 --> 00:11:57,025 Yeah, we get it. 289 00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:58,890 You spend a ton of time not thinking about Cadence. 290 00:12:01,134 --> 00:12:03,274 So, compressing the Doom Hound: 291 00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:05,137 You'll need this. 292 00:12:08,486 --> 00:12:09,446 Jake's in charge of the Compressor. 293 00:12:09,556 --> 00:12:10,246 Why me? 294 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:11,010 Because I called it. 295 00:12:11,109 --> 00:12:12,209 Jake, she called it. 296 00:12:12,317 --> 00:12:13,867 Move on. 297 00:12:13,974 --> 00:12:15,254 Fine. I'm in charge. 298 00:12:15,355 --> 00:12:16,765 Once you've compressed the Doom Hound, 299 00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:18,054 you can't leave it alone... 300 00:12:18,151 --> 00:12:19,601 ever. 301 00:12:19,704 --> 00:12:21,884 It'll wiggle right out of its bonds and be very mad. 302 00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:23,852 Now, I see why she called it. 303 00:12:28,575 --> 00:12:29,885 You like that jacket. 304 00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:31,300 I really do. 305 00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:33,055 I don't know if it's because I look so good in it 306 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,616 or because you gave it to me. 307 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,450 Wow, that's kind of charming. 308 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,620 But, you've seen my crew, 309 00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:43,284 so the bar's pretty low for charming. 310 00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:47,533 Just trying to work my way from "chillin" to "hanging out." 311 00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:49,108 Want to see how I got it? 312 00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:50,486 Okay. 313 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:52,910 Hi. 314 00:12:53,013 --> 00:12:56,123 Give me your jacket. 315 00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:58,853 Jacket! Now!! 316 00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:02,894 Wow! 317 00:13:02,989 --> 00:13:05,609 That was-- well, illegal and very wrong, 318 00:13:05,715 --> 00:13:07,925 but also pretty exciting! 319 00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:09,438 Thanks. 320 00:13:09,547 --> 00:13:11,407 Those guys held me upside down in sixth grade so many times 321 00:13:11,514 --> 00:13:13,834 my nickname was The Bat! 322 00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:15,591 That and I hadn't grown into my ears yet. 323 00:13:15,691 --> 00:13:17,521 Right. Whatever. 324 00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:18,284 Now you try. 325 00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:19,073 Me? 326 00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:19,897 You want me to do that? 327 00:13:20,006 --> 00:13:21,346 Go. 328 00:13:25,528 --> 00:13:26,908 Hey, guys. 329 00:13:27,013 --> 00:13:29,393 I'm going to need to borrow that jacket for a quick sec. 330 00:13:32,052 --> 00:13:35,442 Ahhh!!! 331 00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:37,088 You're more of a challenge than I thought. 332 00:13:37,195 --> 00:13:39,715 No challenge here. 333 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,369 I'm a tough guy, a loose cannon. 334 00:13:43,477 --> 00:13:45,167 Hey, I'm bleeding. 335 00:13:45,272 --> 00:13:46,202 Tough guys bleed! 336 00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:48,028 That's how we... 337 00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:53,901 Jake, how are you doing? 338 00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:55,655 Almost there! 339 00:13:58,009 --> 00:13:59,249 Now, Hayley! 340 00:14:00,978 --> 00:14:02,218 Throw the ring! 341 00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:18,203 You're not so tough now, are you? 342 00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:20,615 [whimpering] 343 00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:21,761 Awwww... 344 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,141 I can't stay mad at him. 345 00:14:24,242 --> 00:14:25,452 Awww... 346 00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:26,974 We have to keep him in hand at all times, 347 00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:28,453 or else he's gonna try to wriggle out of his sweater. 348 00:14:28,557 --> 00:14:29,517 So you're in charge. 349 00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:30,457 What?! No! 350 00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:31,179 I called it. 351 00:14:31,284 --> 00:14:32,014 That's not fair! 352 00:14:32,112 --> 00:14:33,182 Jake, it's Mr. Stockley. 353 00:14:33,286 --> 00:14:34,316 Hayley called it. Move on. 354 00:14:34,425 --> 00:14:35,115 Oh, man! 355 00:14:35,219 --> 00:14:37,429 A tiny dog in a sweater. 356 00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:39,091 Isn't there some high-tech gizmo we can use 357 00:14:39,188 --> 00:14:41,048 to man it up a bit? 358 00:14:41,156 --> 00:14:43,086 The doom hound extra strength from direct sunlight, 359 00:14:43,192 --> 00:14:44,402 so... 360 00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:49,886 That helps. 361 00:14:56,102 --> 00:14:58,382 He's so lost. 362 00:14:58,483 --> 00:15:00,663 Happens to me all the time. 363 00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:03,941 To be fair, all the lockers look the same. 364 00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,841 I mean, pretending to be a tough guy. 365 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:06,799 Poor Etienne. 366 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,006 Yeah, whatever. 367 00:15:09,115 --> 00:15:10,625 We've got to get him away from Cadence. 368 00:15:10,737 --> 00:15:11,667 Great idea. 369 00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:12,572 For his own good! 370 00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:15,980 So babe, honey, Lauren.... 371 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:18,185 We need to talk. 372 00:15:18,296 --> 00:15:19,326 Can't talk now. 373 00:15:19,435 --> 00:15:20,395 I'm late for breaking some rules. 374 00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:22,435 [whimpering] 375 00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:24,512 Having a dog as an accessory is so last year. 376 00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:26,793 Just so you know, this happens to be a really tough dog. 377 00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:27,961 Excuse me. 378 00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:28,645 Etienne, you're not a bully, okay. 379 00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:29,405 You're a genius. 380 00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:31,694 I was a genius. 381 00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:34,142 Now I don't know what I am anymore. 382 00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:36,043 But Cadence is helping me figure that out. 383 00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:39,352 And, come on, how cool do we look together? 384 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:43,430 Anyone would look cool with Cadence, 385 00:15:43,528 --> 00:15:44,218 but that's not the point. 386 00:15:44,322 --> 00:15:45,392 She's dragging you down. 387 00:15:45,496 --> 00:15:47,016 You're the best scientist I've ever seen! 388 00:15:47,118 --> 00:15:48,258 Right. 389 00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:51,051 Fill in the blank: "Albert Blank-stein." 390 00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:52,087 Frankenstein had a first name? 391 00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:53,712 I thought he was just "Monster." 392 00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:55,824 See? Being the best scientist you know 393 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,750 isn't really that bit of an honor. 394 00:15:57,853 --> 00:16:00,133 The Etienne you knew is gone. 395 00:16:00,235 --> 00:16:01,745 I'm a tough guy, a ruffian! 396 00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:03,647 Real ruffians don't say "ruffian." 397 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,475 You just need a friend to talk to. 398 00:16:05,585 --> 00:16:06,855 My Mom's going out of town: 399 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,826 We can clean closets, bake cookies 400 00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:09,833 and talk about your crisis. 401 00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:10,944 Cookies? 402 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:12,349 Tough guys eat cookies, Etienne. 403 00:16:12,454 --> 00:16:13,524 Think about it. 404 00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:16,077 [bell ringing] 405 00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:18,052 Hey, I'm a tough guy! 406 00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:19,389 I like cookies! 407 00:16:19,495 --> 00:16:24,085 [whimpering] 408 00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:27,782 Well, well, well. 409 00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:31,513 Look who's been abandoned by his Neanderthal friends. 410 00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:32,441 Where are they, Etienne? 411 00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:35,243 Diggin' up bones to gnaw on? 412 00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:38,375 Just me today, fellas. 413 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,410 Enjoy your tater tots. 414 00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:40,895 Oh, we will. 415 00:16:44,727 --> 00:16:49,767 [laughter] 416 00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:52,560 Ha! You didn't get me, did you smart guy? 417 00:16:55,117 --> 00:17:02,467 [laughter] 418 00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:03,063 Yes! 419 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:03,750 Etienne! 420 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,510 You nailed it, dude! 421 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,540 Oh, it was just simple chemistry. 422 00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:09,027 The combination of chemicals and-- 423 00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:11,031 I knew if I let you do it your way, you'd come through. 424 00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:12,863 That was amazing. 425 00:17:12,962 --> 00:17:14,212 Welcome to the crew. 426 00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:15,759 [cheering] 427 00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:18,042 Guys, guys, guys. Let's celebrate! 428 00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:21,210 Do something totally crazy, steal golf carts 429 00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:22,966 and drive them into a pond. 430 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,046 Or go to the mall and throw detergent into the fountain. 431 00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:27,698 Let's mess something up!! 432 00:17:27,805 --> 00:17:28,935 Great! Yeah!! 433 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,078 Oh no, I can't! 434 00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:33,358 Hayley's mom is out of town and she invited me to come over 435 00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:36,536 and bake cookies and then-- 436 00:17:36,641 --> 00:17:38,611 Throw them at the police. 437 00:17:38,712 --> 00:17:40,852 Home alone?! 438 00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:42,646 What? 439 00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:44,991 No, no, no, no. 440 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,238 Party at Hayley's! 441 00:17:46,341 --> 00:17:47,341 [cheers] 442 00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:50,475 No, no, no, no... 443 00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:55,556 You guys, wait. 444 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:57,180 [doorbell] 445 00:17:57,283 --> 00:17:58,043 Hey. 446 00:17:58,146 --> 00:17:59,176 Hey, Etienne. 447 00:17:59,285 --> 00:18:00,595 I'm so glad you came! Come on in. 448 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,216 I'm a little less glad. 449 00:18:04,324 --> 00:18:05,224 You're never going to-- 450 00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:10,157 What's going on? 451 00:18:10,261 --> 00:18:11,541 Yeah, these're some kids who wanted-- 452 00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:13,332 --to party in a house without parents! 453 00:18:13,437 --> 00:18:15,087 Etienne said it'd be cool. 454 00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:16,407 Did he? 455 00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:21,379 It doesn't matter who said what to who, does it? 456 00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:22,789 Actually, it kinda does and you know why, 457 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:25,384 My mom didn't give me permission to have a party. 458 00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:26,523 Get off the couch! 459 00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:28,182 You're not having a party, princess, I am. 460 00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:30,209 And we already texted a lot of kids, so it's on. 461 00:18:30,316 --> 00:18:31,936 Where do you keep your trampoline? 462 00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:32,971 My trampoline? 463 00:18:33,077 --> 00:18:34,907 Coming through. Sorry, sorry. 464 00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:36,390 They break it, You buy it. 465 00:18:36,494 --> 00:18:37,744 Got it? Good! 466 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,390 And for the record, I never invited--- 467 00:18:39,497 --> 00:18:40,837 Yahhhhh!!!! 468 00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:41,637 Hello? 469 00:18:41,741 --> 00:18:43,291 Hayley? Etienne? 470 00:18:43,398 --> 00:18:44,778 So I just happen to be in the neighborhood... 471 00:18:44,882 --> 00:18:49,232 with this cookie dough, on the off chance you guys were... 472 00:18:49,335 --> 00:18:49,985 You guys better stop bouncing on the couch! 473 00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:52,234 Seriously get off! 474 00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:53,508 Etienne, you better do something about this!!! 475 00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:54,575 Someone forgot to tell me they were having a party. 476 00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:55,305 Jake, it's not a party, okay! 477 00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:56,760 It's an invasion! 478 00:18:56,859 --> 00:18:58,409 Help me get these people out of my house. 479 00:18:58,516 --> 00:18:59,966 No offense, but it was a mistake to invite them 480 00:19:00,069 --> 00:19:00,659 in the first place. 481 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:01,760 Invite them? 482 00:19:01,864 --> 00:19:02,874 I didn't invite them, though! 483 00:19:02,969 --> 00:19:05,799 Well, here they are and so am I. 484 00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:06,733 None of us invited. 485 00:19:06,835 --> 00:19:07,695 Explain that. 486 00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:09,391 Oh, Jake! 487 00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:11,253 Did you make a little sweater for your friend? 488 00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:14,287 I'm secure enough to hold a tiny dog in a tiny sweater, 489 00:19:14,394 --> 00:19:16,984 with a parasol... 490 00:19:17,086 --> 00:19:21,186 Okay, I'm starting to feel insecure. 491 00:19:21,298 --> 00:19:22,398 No, don't! 492 00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:24,086 I'm not going to hurt your little dog, Jake. 493 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,537 You guys, let's just leave the dog alone, okay? 494 00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:28,338 Help me out. Say something. 495 00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:29,483 For all the fun times we've shared? 496 00:19:29,582 --> 00:19:30,102 Nothing? 497 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,033 Don't! 498 00:19:31,135 --> 00:19:31,785 Give me that! 499 00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:32,724 What are you doing? 500 00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:33,756 Give it back!!! 501 00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:36,492 Cadence no!!!!! 502 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:39,867 [loud roar] 503 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,081 Ahh!!!! 504 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:41,840 Uh oh. 505 00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:43,869 This is going to be bad. 506 00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:54,465 [load roars] 507 00:19:54,572 --> 00:20:01,992 [load roars] 508 00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:03,057 Closet now!!!! 509 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,057 Yeah!! 510 00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:06,068 Go, go, go!!!!! 511 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,340 What is that thing?! 512 00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:09,547 I told you it was a tough dog. 513 00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:10,896 You really want to get into that now? 514 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:11,802 Who are you people? 515 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,760 We're ordinary teenagers. 516 00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:15,967 Do you keep a blaster in the house? 517 00:20:16,076 --> 00:20:16,586 A blaster?! 518 00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:17,978 No, no, no. 519 00:20:18,078 --> 00:20:19,288 Jake, we are not using a blaster in my house! 520 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:20,530 [loud roars] 521 00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:21,843 Yeah, that might mess it up. 522 00:20:21,944 --> 00:20:23,774 No weapons and a dangerous beast running around. 523 00:20:23,877 --> 00:20:25,427 We need an inventor fast! 524 00:20:25,534 --> 00:20:27,814 Sorry, guys, that's not me anymore. 525 00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:30,466 You made one mistake, get over it! 526 00:20:30,574 --> 00:20:32,024 Do you know how many times I've gotten stuck 527 00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:34,407 in a revolving door? 528 00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:37,439 Listen Etienne, you're a scientist. 529 00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:38,746 Even when you were being a tough guy 530 00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:39,858 and blew up the ketchup bottles, 531 00:20:39,962 --> 00:20:41,312 you were using science. 532 00:20:41,412 --> 00:20:43,002 You were mixing the right chemicals. 533 00:20:43,103 --> 00:20:44,283 You were writing out the equations. 534 00:20:44,381 --> 00:20:45,931 Chemicals! 535 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:50,317 Maybe I can make something... 536 00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:51,631 All we need is the proper deflagration 537 00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:53,293 and decomposition chemical materials, 538 00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:56,050 with the appropriate stability to-- 539 00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:57,011 We can blow it up! 540 00:20:57,117 --> 00:20:57,597 Great! 541 00:20:57,704 --> 00:20:59,094 Let's do that! 542 00:20:59,188 --> 00:21:00,808 Hayley, I'm going to need non-aerosol deodorant, 543 00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:02,544 oven cleaner and two different types of syrup. 544 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,190 Jake, find a mixing bowl and a whisk. 545 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:04,987 Let's move people! 546 00:21:05,091 --> 00:21:07,201 Today, today, today!!!! 547 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:17,970 [loud roars] 548 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:23,733 Okay, you get one shot. 549 00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,944 It's got to go in his mouth. 550 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,251 Want to get the toy? 551 00:21:30,358 --> 00:21:31,598 Want to play? 552 00:21:31,704 --> 00:21:34,714 [loud roar] 553 00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:38,230 [explosion] 554 00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:42,372 Oh, no, no, no, my house! 555 00:21:42,473 --> 00:21:44,963 My house, it's ruined! 556 00:21:45,062 --> 00:21:46,582 You were awesome! 557 00:21:46,684 --> 00:21:48,824 Where can I get one of those exploding things?! 558 00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:52,688 Maybe this is a good time for us to go somewhere and... 559 00:21:52,794 --> 00:21:55,734 hang out? 560 00:21:55,831 --> 00:21:57,491 Yeah, we're still at chillin'. 561 00:21:57,592 --> 00:21:59,662 Everybody, check this out!! 562 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,850 Okay, everybody nothing to see here. 563 00:22:11,951 --> 00:22:14,331 Everybody out the back...now. 564 00:22:14,436 --> 00:22:15,846 Nothing to see here. 565 00:22:15,955 --> 00:22:17,605 What am I doing here? 566 00:22:17,715 --> 00:22:18,845 Wait, am I at a wild party? 567 00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:19,608 Yes. 568 00:22:19,717 --> 00:22:21,927 Awesome! 569 00:22:26,241 --> 00:22:27,351 There's a lot of cleaning up to do, 570 00:22:27,449 --> 00:22:28,419 so I'm going to leave you in charge of it. 571 00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:29,379 No, no, no. 572 00:22:29,486 --> 00:22:30,556 You're going to help me clean! 573 00:22:30,659 --> 00:22:31,589 Hayley, I called it, move on. 574 00:22:31,695 --> 00:22:32,385 What? No, no, no!!!! 575 00:22:32,489 --> 00:22:33,249 It's Mr. Stockley. 576 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,222 Jake called it. Move on. 577 00:22:35,319 --> 00:22:38,499 Hayley! I'm back. 578 00:22:38,598 --> 00:22:40,078 Oh, no! 579 00:22:40,186 --> 00:22:40,806 Good luck! 580 00:22:40,911 --> 00:22:41,881 Later! 581 00:22:41,981 --> 00:22:43,221 You can't just leave me, no, no, no! 582 00:22:43,327 --> 00:22:44,637 Mom... 583 00:22:45,674 --> 00:22:47,574 Hayley!! 584 00:22:47,676 --> 00:22:48,256 I'm so glad you finally had a party. 585 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,197 You're grounded.