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***

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Stockley >> Be careful, Hayley,
that Peruvian Swamp Slug

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can bite.
Hayley >> Bite?

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This thing hasn't moved
in the last 20 minutes.

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How does he even hunt?

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Ha, does it bore
its victims to death?

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>> This robot has been keeping
HQ safe for quite a while now,

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until it met its match.
>> A monster broke it?

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>> No, a squirrel chewed
through its wiring.

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But now,...
[robot whirs]

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...good as new.

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Guardbot >> Error, error,
error, error...

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>> Stop that!
>> Don't yell at him!

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>> I was yelling at you!
>> Okay!

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Guardbot >> Error, error...
Felix >> No, no, no, no.

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No, no, no, no...

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>> Ow!
Oow!

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[gasp]
Ahh, it bit my hand.

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>> Are you sure it didn't
just bore your hand?

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Don't worry, the poison
is very mild.

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>> Poison?
>> Eh, Felix,

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have you found that thing yet?

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You know it's worth
over a million dollars.

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>> Whoa, Mr. Stockley,
pump the brakes.

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I almost got it.
[guardbot beeps]

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Guardbot >> Circuits
overloading.

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Malfunction immanent.

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These aren't the droids
you're looking for.

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Danger!
Will Robinson...error.

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Error, error, error...
[beeps and zaps]

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***

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>> Okay! I got it.
Hayley >> Hah.

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***

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***

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***

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***

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***

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***

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>> I know artificial
intelligence is hard, Felix,

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but there's more brain
power in my watch

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than there is in that robot.

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Guardbot >> You're
very kind, sir.

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Do you want to know
what time it is in Lima?

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>> Not now, you rascal.
Felix >> Mr. Stockley,

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I'm doing the best I can,
but these building materials

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aren't exactly cutting edge.

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Stockley >> Hey, I remember
those guys.

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They smelled weird
and giggled a lot.

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Look, there are boxes of new,
high-tech components

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from International HQ.
They're all down

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in the basement closet.
Help yourself.

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>> Really?
When did that get here?

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Stockley >> Same day
as the ice cream maker.

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>> We've had this stuff
for over a month?

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>> Well, you know how it is,
you start making ice cream

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and suddenly things just
don't seem so urgent.

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Hayley >> Okay, wait.
So when you said the poison

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was mild, what did
you mean exactly?

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>> Ha ha, it's virtually
all side effects.

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>> Uh-oh.
Okay, I have a Young Faces

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of America speech contest
tomorrow, so what?

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Am I gonna turn purple,
grow a third arm?

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>> No, no.
Don't be silly.

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>> Ha, well the winner gets
to go to Washington, DC

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for the finals.
Oh, and if you win that,

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they name a hurricane
after you.

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Just imagine the headlines:

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"Thousands Without Power
in the Wake of Hayley."

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Ha, take that,
college applications.

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>> No, no.
You're just going to develop

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juicy mouth which is an over
production of saliva.

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And you're also going to get
intermittent flyaway arms

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where your arms just
sort of...drift up.

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And you'll probably
have some hair pain.

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>> But, ah, none of these
are permanent, right?

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Stockley >> No, no.
You'll be fine!

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>> Yeah, I better be fine.

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I mean, I really want to win
that ssspeeeech conteeessst.

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***

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[snores]

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>> No, Mommy.
What? What?

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Oh...
>> Have you been here all night?

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>> Yeah, I was working
on the new guardbot

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which is awesome.
Come.

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>> Awesome.
Is it like nine feet tall with

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foot lasers and nose rockets?
>> Well, better.

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See the real problem was the AI,
the artificial intelligence,

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so instead of writing
a code from scratch...

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Huh?

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Instead of, instead
of writing a new code,

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I took it from a video game.

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You can say it.
I'm a genius.

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>> Sure.
So...

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where is it?
>> Guess it wandered off.

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[Hayley slurring words]
>> So when I woke up,

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I had the worst hair pain ever.

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I know it sounds silly but,
I mean, what's a girl to do?

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Ha ha ha!

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***

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>> Whoa!
Felix >> Hi, guys.

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>> Ah, what's going on?

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Should I shoot one of you?

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>> Jake, Hayley,

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I want you to meet our new
guardian for Troop HQ.

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I gave him the most awesome
name I could think...

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most awesome name
I could think of...

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behold,

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Felix

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...bot.

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>> What is up?

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Jake >> Wow, he talks
in a normal voice.

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Shouldn't he be more like...
"My name is Felixbot.

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What is your wish, master?
Zizz".

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***

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I'm confusing robot and
genie again, aren't I?

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>> We just met, Jake,
but I'm guessing confusion

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isn't new for you.
[laughter]

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Felix >> What!
What!

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Wow, strong.
>> Not as strong as the man

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who programmed my come back
insult algorithm.

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>> Hah, he's got a lot
of bells and whistles.

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Hayley (slurred words) >> Felix,
this is like totally amazing.

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Felixbot >> If I may
be so bold,

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you're pretty amazing yourself.
>> What?

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Felix, your robot's
hitting on me.

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>> Okay, ah, we have about five
minutes to get to P.E., so...

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>> Right.
Ah!

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It's Wednesday, that
means it's dodge ball.

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I hate dodge ball.
>> It won't be that bad.

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The new balls are softer.

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They don't bruise as bad
as the old ones.

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>> I just wish I could send
Felixbot to stand in for me.

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>> No, Felix, I think
that's a bad idea.

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Just take your
thumping and move...

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Felix >> Shhh, shhh...

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Felixbot, would you
like to play a game?

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***

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>> If you get ganged
up on, just cover up.

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Felix does the same.
Make like the beetle.

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Get in the fetal...position.

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>> If I understand
the rules correctly,

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and there is no chance
that I do not,

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everything will be fine, Jake.

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Boy >> Let's do this, Klondike!

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[whack]

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***

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***

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[whack]
[thud]

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[Felix grunts]

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>> I'm good at dodge ball.

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Jake >> That was awesome!
I'm so use to protecting you.

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It's nice to see you can
play as well as me now.

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>> That is not true, Jake.

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I am much, much better
than you at this.

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[sobs, slurs words]
>> This is the worst.

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My hair hurts and I have
a super juicy mouth.

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Stockley >> Good morning
to you too, Hayley.

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>> And I have flyaway arms.

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>> Okay, well, there's
a solution for that.

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See?
Problem solved.

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>> Mr. Stockley, please!

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This is turning me
into a total nerd.

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[whimper]
>> I don't see it.

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>> This is an
unmitigated disaster.

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>> Calm down.

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Maybe you do look a little
nerdy, but it's only temporary.

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>> But my speech!
I have to win the contest.

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I have to see D.C.
>> Well, who else is speaking?

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>> No one.

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I'm unopposed but still,
I mean I could...

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Stockley >> Okay, okay, I can
see this of concern to you,

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so I'm going to make you a
promise, a Mr. Stockley promise,

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a good as gold,
take it to the bank,

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rock-solid promise that
everything's going to be okay.

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Okay?
>> Oooh, thanks, Mr. Stockley.

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[sobs]

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>> So, Darla, did you
get the homework

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from Ms Helmsley's class?
>> Yeah, it's super tough.

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We have to write an essay
on the chapter we read.

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>> We read something?
>> Ha, Jake, you're fun.

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>> Your voice pattern reflects
a high degree of stress.

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A girl as pretty as you,
shouldn't be worried

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about anything.
>> Dude, we were sort of...

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>> I'm very comfortable
with all my course work

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should you require any
help with anything.

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>> Dude!
>> What is the cause

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of your agitation?
>> You, robot.

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You're stepping on my moves.
I like this girl.

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>> She has many
favorable qualities.

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I like her as well.

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>> You're not allowed
to like her.

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You are a ro-bot.
Felix >> Hey, guys.

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I saw the dodge
ball game from HQ.

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It was awesome!
>> Yeah, until Johnny Microwave

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here stole Darla from me,
right in front of my face.

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>> What?
Wow, I'm sorry, Jake.

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I'll talk to him.
>> Good.

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Talk to you later.

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>> Is it true?

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00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,311
You stole a girl from Jake?

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00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,648
>> Yes.
>> Awesome!

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Ah, no wait, no, it's not cool
to steal a girl from a friend.

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00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,786
>> What if Darla
Robinson expresses

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a preference towards you?

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00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,423
>> Darla Robinson likes
me better than him?

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>> It would seem so.
It's her choice.

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How can you be blamed for that?

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>> I suppose you're right.
Good job!

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[slap]
Arghh!

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So strong.
I keep forgetting.

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00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,103
>> The next logical step
would be to speak with her

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00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,005
after school and
establish a rapport.

213
00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:07,074
>> Oh, yeah, sure.

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00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,009
I can talk about
a lot of things,

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00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,311
if I don't throw
up on her first.

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00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:14,514
>> Maybe, perhaps,

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00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:17,250
I could speak with her.
For consistency.

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>> Are you sure?

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00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,288
Cause it's always been
my dream to, you know,

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kind of talk to somebody like
Darla, you know, a girl.

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00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,592
>> I shall let you know the next
appropriate time to proceed.

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00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,695
>> Good idea, Felixbot.

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00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,697
>> You should get
out of sight again.

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00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,631
We would want anybody
to see us together.

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>> Right.
Ah, yeah, I'll go back to HQ

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and you finish my classes.

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I can't believe it.
I'm...

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cool.
[school bell rings]

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>> Nerd.

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>> Here you go.

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[slurs]
>> Glasses?

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***

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>> They're beautiful.

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00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:08,368
[girls laugh]

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00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,637
Hayley (slurs) >> Mr. Stockley,
this is the last straw!

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00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,605
>> Hayley, please,
speak over the plants.

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00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,775
At least they'll get some water.

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00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,910
>> You gave me
a Stockley promise.

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00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,913
>> I'm working on it.

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00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,549
Jake >> Look, I'll cut you
some slack because you're

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only a day old and you're
not actually human,

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00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,519
but that doesn't mean you're
allowed to be a jerk.

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00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,521
>> My protocol has mentioned
no taboos against

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talking to girls, Jake.

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00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,592
>> You are on thin ice, robot.

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00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,527
>> Is everything
all right over here?

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00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,563
Felixbot >> Just a mere
misunderstanding

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between two good friends,
Ms. Helmsley.

249
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Notable only for
its prosaicness.

250
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,770
[laughter]

251
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,438
>> Felix, you are a rare bird.
Have you thought about entering

252
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,875
the Young Faces of America
speech contest?

253
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,443
>> I do love any opportunity
to displace superiority,

254
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,479
Ms. Helmsley.
When is it?

255
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,614
>> It's today.
I know that's sort notice.

256
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,317
>> He couldn't do it anyway.
Our friend, Hayley,

257
00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:00,353
is entered in that
so there's a conflict.

258
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,790
Ms. Helmsley >> No one likes
a contest with only one entry.

259
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,858
>> I agree, Ms. Helmsley.

260
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,160
Let's talk.
>> Let's.

261
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,932
[slurps]

262
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:14,034
Jake >> Dude!
Everyone likes Felixbot

263
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,469
but he's being a big jerk.
>> Everybody likes me?

264
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,371
Yes!
>> No.

265
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,909
Not you, that garbage
disposal with your face.

266
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,844
He's living your life while
the real you is trapped

267
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,379
down here...wasting your time.

268
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,415
>> Listen, I built this
whole house of cards,

269
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,818
I walked a long time
on a tread mill,

270
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,954
and I'm about to read
this book of metaphors.

271
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,956
Is it possible that
you just don't like

272
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,991
that I'm the cool one now?
>> What?

273
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,460
No, ha, and you're not
the cool one, it is.

274
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:43,696
>> Well, excuse me if I enjoy
people liking me for once.

275
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,732
Hayley >> What do you think
you're doing, jerkface?

276
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,667
Jake >> Enjoy.
>> What are you talking about?

277
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,669
I didn't do anything.
I promise.

278
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,671
>> Oh yeah, well your sack of
screws is competing against me

279
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,874
with a speech!
Hah!

280
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,844
>> Did you get that?
>> Lost her at 'sack'.

281
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,879
>> Listen to me closely, Felix.

282
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,849
You had better fix this
because I am not losing

283
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:04,384
this speech contest
to super robot.

284
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,920
>> I'm starting
to see your point.

285
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,022
>> Super.

286
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,294
Felix >> Look, I'm sorry.

287
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,296
I apologize to both of you.

288
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:19,732
I never should have allowed him
to interact with my school life.

289
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,135
>> It, not him, it's an 'it'.

290
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,104
>> It.
Yes.

291
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,339
I'll get this all straighten
out as soon as I...

292
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,441
[approaching footsteps]

293
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,211
Jake >> I guess we'll
leave you guys to talk.

294
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,346
***

295
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:38,251
Hayley >> You're not going to
win the speech contest, buster.

296
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,621
[huff]

297
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,891
>> Are you thure
about that, prithcess.

298
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,593
>> I'll shlow you princess!
Jake >> No, right.

299
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,595
There we go.
That's great.

300
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,497
Thrath talk.
>> Give me my books.

301
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,599
Right now.

302
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,903
>> Felix, take care of this.
Bye now.

303
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,005
>> What's going on, Felix?

304
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:02,075
>> Listen, I'm going to have
to limit you to Troop HQ only.

305
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,945
Don't take it personally,
it's just...you're not ready.

306
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,447
>> I would have to be a
person to take it personally,

307
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,516
wouldn't I?
>> You're right.

308
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:13,386
Very clever, Felixbot.
>> Yes, I'm very clever.

309
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:16,123
I can play a clever
game of dodge ball,

310
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,593
write a clever speech,

311
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:25,565
and I can tie a bunch
of very clever knots.

312
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,503
Felix >> Knots?
Why would you want to?

313
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,740
Felixbot >> I think it's best
if you're confined in HQ, Felix.

314
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,109
[blaster turns on]

315
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,011
Felix >> What are you doing?
I created you.

316
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,413
Felixbot >> And that was
impressive...for a human.

317
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,282
But I've seen enough
of your human world

318
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,384
and I intend to conquer it.

319
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,954
[zap, blast]
>> Ohh!

320
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:51,324
[clatter]

321
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,227
Felixbot >> Now, now,
now, Felix.

322
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,232
Don't take this personally.

323
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:03,670
***

324
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,711
Felixbot >> After I destroy
your friend Hayley

325
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:15,115
in the art of rhetoric, I will
come back and destroy you with

326
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:18,751
the art of dropping something
very heavy from a great height.

327
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:22,255
>> Felixbot, you can't do this.

328
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,992
Have you no sense of
compassion, gratitude?

329
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,994
I gave you life.

330
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,062
[chuckles]

331
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:32,232
>> You humans and your
pointless emotions.

332
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:38,571
When will you learn that there's
only triumph or failure?

333
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,274
Hayley (slurs) >> She sell
seashells by the seashore.

334
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:45,145
She sells seashells
by the seashore.

335
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:49,682
She sells seashells
by the seashore.

336
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,751
>> You're sounding
much better, Hayley.

337
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,786
>> Really?
>> I don't know why

338
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,755
I try to lie to you, I knew
you'd see right through me.

339
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,724
>> Argh! This speech is going
to be a catastrophe.

340
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,792
>> Don't give up hope.

341
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,894
Remember, I gave you
a Stockley promise.

342
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:05,365
>> Yes, it's cliche.
Your promises are worthless.

343
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:08,801
>> If you feel that way, perhaps
I should throw this away.

344
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,371
Hayley >> Ah, you did it!
The antidote!

345
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,473
Oh, Mr. Stockley, thank you,
thank you, thank you!

346
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,475
Stockley >> It was
a little tricky.

347
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,510
I had to use the Peruvian
Swamp Slug saliva.

348
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:22,115
>> Augh!
Swamp Slug saliva?

349
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,517
Hey, it's not working!

350
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,519
Stockley >> Whoa, whoa.
Calm down.

351
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,555
It'll take some time for it
to counteract the toxins.

352
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,091
>> I'm giving the most
important speech of my life

353
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:34,594
in two minutes.
You said I would be fine.

354
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:38,565
Don't Stockley promise, if
you can't Stockley deliver.

355
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,703
Jake >> Felix!

356
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,841
[Felix screams]
>> It was Felixbot.

357
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,945
Jake >> I was totally
right about that robot.

358
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,914
Felix >> I built the
guardbot for the monsters.

359
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,849
Anything powerful enough
to destroy Felixbot,

360
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,851
could bring the whole
school down too.

361
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,887
>> Then how can we take him out.
It's unstoppable.

362
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,090
>> He's suppose
to be unstoppable,

363
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,991
it's the way I
designed him to be.

364
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,959
>> Arrr! Why does he
have to be like this?

365
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,096
You're such a nice guy.
Why isn't he like you?

366
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,897
>> He looks like me, but his
brain is from that video game.

367
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,932
>> Which one?

368
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,102
>> Evil Robot.

369
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:20,107
>> You took the AI for a robot
from a game called Evil Robot?

370
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,242
>> I know.

371
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:25,812
>> And you're aware that
in the game, Evil Robot,

372
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,316
the robot becomes...evil.

373
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,251
>> Okay, I thought I could
limit it to the part

374
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:34,121
where he was still friendly
and helpful to everybody.

375
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,489
>> He destroys New York.

376
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,026
The cover art is Evil Robot
standing on a pile human skulls!

377
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,028
>> Standing on a
pile of hum...ahh!

378
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,831
Oh, you see, I thought
they were bowling balls.

379
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,468
Yeah, human skulls
make much more sense.

380
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,937
You see...
What are we going to do?

381
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,608
[fingers snap]
>> What about cheat codes?

382
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,511
>> Cheat codes?
>> Yeah, commands to skip levels

383
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,480
or give yourself
powers or resources.

384
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,615
>> Yes, I know what
cheat codes are, Jake.

385
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,584
I just have taken a certain
pride in never to use them.

386
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,953
>> Yeah, me too.

387
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,921
But we have to make an
exception in this case.

388
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:13,360
>> Okay, is there anything that
gives you automatic victory?

389
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,528
>> Yes, unite the clans.

390
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,901
>> That'll work.
The AI is the same.

391
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,970
Everything will shut down.

392
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,005
All we need is a
wireless controller.

393
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,874
>> It's unite the clans
but I might be thinking

394
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,976
of a different video game.

395
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,979
>> The future of this school...
is in your hands, Jake.

396
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,014
***

397
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:39,252
>> I've been preparing for
this moment all my life.

398
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:44,424
***

399
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,194
(slurs) >> And even though
the situation now is dire,

400
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,297
how much more dire was
the winter at Valley Forge,

401
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:55,768
faced by our continental army,
snow storms, swirling winds...

402
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,671
Ms. Helmsley >> I'm going to
stop you for a moment, Hayley.

403
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,208
Are you chewing gum?
>> Eh, no, Ms. Helmsley.

404
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:05,044
It's actually a condition
called 'juicy mouth'.

405
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,814
>> Young lady, how can we send
you as a representative of...

406
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,619
Felixbot >> I apologize for
my tardiness but I didn't want

407
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,554
to embarrass myself by
showing up looking like...

408
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,625
You know.

409
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,527
>> Well, I see the
competition is heating up.

410
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,629
We'll hear from Felix now.

411
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,564
Hayley >> But I still have
some things I want to say!

412
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,566
>> Step away.
You're done.

413
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,673
>> Don't fail.

414
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,911
>> America.

415
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,614
Land of winners.
Where gleaming miracles

416
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,451
of technology work
towards one goal.

417
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,853
Domination.
>> Huh?

418
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,921
>> Plus liberty.

419
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,060
>> Hey, I thought you
were going to go first.

420
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,962
[sigh]
>> I was told to be seated.

421
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,265
I wasn't even done.

422
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,300
Looks like we're sending
a robot to D.C.

423
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,302
>> Just because you
have some bad luck,

424
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,004
you're going to give up?
>> Huh, what am I suppose to do?

425
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:08,408
He's so smooth and
I'm just spitty.

426
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,646
>> You think having hair
that doesn't ache

427
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,048
is what makes you Hayley?

428
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,985
Or whether or not your arms
float up or how much spit

429
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,388
you have in your mouth, or
that you smell like a kennel,

430
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:24,657
that makes you 'you'?
>> I guess not.

431
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,327
I smell like a kennel?
>> No.

432
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:32,599
It's what you have up
here and in here

433
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,067
that makes you
who you are, Hayley.

434
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:38,771
***

435
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:42,275
Now, quit feeling sorry for
yourself and get back in there

436
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,644
and give that speech like
the Hayley we all know.

437
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,382
>> I'll do it, Mr. Stockley.

438
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:52,452
>> And America will become
a true nation of winners,

439
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,588
once we find a way to
deal with all the losers.

440
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:59,125
>> Yes, well done!
Hayley >> Great speech, Felix.

441
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,528
>> Oh well, thank you, Hayley.
I'm surprised you would say so.

442
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,096
(slurs) >> I'm sincere.
It's always harder

443
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,132
to give a speech when
you know you're lying.

444
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,134
Ms. Helmsley >> Lying?
Hayley, what are

445
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,570
you accusing Felix of?
>> Of betraying his own people.

446
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,506
The nerds who
built this country,

447
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:19,078
nerds like Benjamin Franklin,
he wore glasses he made himself.

448
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,514
Or nerds like Thomas
Jefferson who started

449
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:25,452
the Library of Congress.
Nerds have build this country,

450
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:29,622
from the steam engines to the
social networking websites.

451
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:32,892
The Felix I know, would
never have forgotten these

452
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,762
contributions to praise
the so-called winners.

453
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,698
I don't even know
who this Felix is.

454
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:42,234
Ms. Helmsley >> Hm, a
country built by nerds?

455
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,371
Now that's the kind of thing
that could get a person

456
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,973
noticed in Washington.
That town's chalk full of nerds.

457
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:52,111
Congratulations, Hayley.
[applause]

458
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,914
>> Thank you so much,
Ms. Helmsley.

459
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:58,084
Wait, my juicy mouth...

460
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,588
Ha, my arms...
ha ha ha!

461
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,523
Felix >> I'm afraid you're
making a huge mistake,

462
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,958
Ms. Helmsley.
Or should I say...

463
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:09,028
[machine whirs]
human mistake.

464
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:18,638
***

465
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:21,408
[Hayley gasps]

466
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,643
Jake >> Put her down, Felixbot!

467
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:26,646
Hayley >> Jake! Help!

468
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:29,582
[scream]

469
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:32,485
[clatter]

470
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,521
Teacher >> Young man!

471
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:38,290
***

472
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,292
>> You okay?
>> Yeah.

473
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:43,029
***

474
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,097
[robot beeps]

475
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,066
>> Why do I feel like
have unlimited gold?

476
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,035
>> Wrong code!

477
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:51,070
[rattle, beeps]

478
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,139
[whack, groan]

479
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,241
Teacher >> Now, gentleman!
We need to step outside.

480
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:57,243
[rattle of controller]

481
00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:59,345
>> Your attempts
are futile, Jake.

482
00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:01,280
>> Why do I know
so many cheat codes?

483
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:06,819
[rattle of controller]
[robot beeps]

484
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,855
Ahh!

485
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:12,459
[fizzle]
[Felixbot groans]

486
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:15,695
>> Eeee...
Evil...robot,

487
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:19,832
standing down.
Ever, ever, ever, ever,

488
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:24,270
[voice speeds up]
Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever!

489
00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:26,338
>> Duck!

490
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:35,748
[fizzle]
[snap, pops]

491
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:39,185
[Felix laughs]
Jake >> Yes!

492
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Cheating pays!
Hah!