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♪♪♪

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Felix >> I'm betting
it's some college prank.

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Jake >> What?
A whole, entire cow is missing.

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Hayley >> If anyone has
seen the missing cow,

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please let me know!

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>> No tire tracks leading
anywhere near the pen

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and you think it's
college students?

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>> That's the clever part.

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See, this is how
they pulled it off,

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they laid down thick
cardboard flatted out

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to disguise the truck tires.

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>> Really?
That's your theory?

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Cow rustlers armed
with cardboard.

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>> Thick cardboard.
Besides, what makes you think

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it's a monster anyway?
>> I don't know, just a feeling.

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>> Griffin!

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[crowd screams]
[Griffin screeches]

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[cow moos]
>> Oh, my god!

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>> Wow, I never thought
I would actually see one.

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Hayley >> Everyone, it's okay!
Just take it easy.

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>> It's amazing.
Majestic.

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It's why kings put them
on their coat of arms

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and it's pooping now.

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Hayley >> Just stay calm.
It's gonna be fine.

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Jake, hurry up with that Snark.

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They look like they
are gonna freak out.

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>> One memory wipe coming up.

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[Snark gurgles]

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[chomp]

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What's with the attitude?

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Do your job, bitter.

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[Snark sings]

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So, like I was saying,
everyone, it was probably

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some college kids
horsing around.

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We found some cardboard residue.

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Go on about your business.

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>> Whoa, definitely a Griffin.

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Chose the Blue Ribbon
winner too.

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Good taste.

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Whoa, what happened
to your neck?

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>> The Snark bit me.
>> Are you sure?

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Like, it didn't just brush
up against you, right?

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>> See for yourself.
Felix >> Oh boy.

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Someone's getting a little
present from the Snark stork.

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I like to call it the Snork.

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Jake >> What are
you guys saying?

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Hayley >> Jake, biting is how
Snarks make little Snarks.

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>> But the Snark didn't bite
another Snark, it bit me.

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>> Exactly.

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Congratulations, Jake.

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You're going to be a daddy.

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>> No.

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪

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Stockley >> A Griffin?

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Are you completely
sure it's a Griffin?

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>> Oh yeah, definitely
one of the Five Most.

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>> What's the 'Five Most'?
>> The five most dangerous

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and elusive monsters
known to The Troop.

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It's also my cell
phone calling plan.

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Hayley >> Any Troop member who
captures one of the Five Most,

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gets his or her face up on
a plaque at International.

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Oh, and an award that stays
in your local Troop HQ.

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Felix >> They even wrote
a song in honor of the event.

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♪ Felix slew
the mighty Griffin ♪

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>> You've already got your song?
>> No, I had it written.

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Failing to prepare is
preparing to fail, Jake.

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I'm ready for almost anything.

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Do you want to hear my
Academy Awards speech?

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>> Not really.
>> Well, you're in it.

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Hayley >> It has been years
since anyone has brought down

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a Five Most.
>> I've never won an award.

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Now we've really got
to get that Griffin!

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Stockley >> What do
you mean now?

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You were suppose
to get it before.

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That's your job, right?
>> Yeah, but now

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there's a plaque.
>> And a soccer jersey.

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>> Fifty-fifty?
>> All cotton.

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>> I've got to get that Griffin!
Stockley >> Whoa, Jake.

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You've got bigger things
to worry about.

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You my friend, have a Snark
gestating in your neck.

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Hayley >> The Snark chooses
a host to implant

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the next generation.
>> It's actually a huge honor.

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You should be proud.

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Jake >> Well, I'm not proud.
Get this out of me.

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Stockley >> Oh, it will come
out, in about three days.

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You see, it imbeds
itself into your neck

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and then it creates a pus sack

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and grows to about 20 times
it's present size

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until it bursts through the skin
in a rain of blood and mucus.

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It's a beautiful process.

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Jake >> What?
This has to stop, now!

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Stockley >> It's too late, Jake.

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It's already eating
your brain fluid.

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>> But Mr. Stockley, I have
to catch the Griffin.

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I want that jersey.

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>> And a snow cone machine.
[Jake sighs]

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Stockley >> I'm sorry, Jake,
but the Snarks are too valuable.

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You're on 24 hour bed rest
and a restricted diet.

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I hope you like yams.
And of course,

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I am forbidding you
from using the jetpacks.

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Hayley >> Ahh!
The jetpacks?

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We're getting jetpacks?
>> All right!

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Jetpacks!
Thank you, cow-stealing Griffin.

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>> What?
We have jetpacks?

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I want a jetpack.
I want I song, a jersey

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and a snow cone machine.
>> And a dumpling steamer.

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>> Oh, what?
I need to get that Griffin.

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>> I'm sorry, Jake, but
it's just too dangerous

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in your condition.
And I'm afraid

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it's going to get worse.
>> Worse?

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I'm already missing out on
a Five Most, Mr. Stockley.

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>> Oh, Jake,
you just lie back

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and take it easy and
let that little baby

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start leaching the victorious
fluids from eyeballs.

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Oh ho.

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Oh, I envy you.

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>> Well, maybe the Griffin
will still be there

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when this is over.

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>> I don't think so, Jake.

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See, the Griffin has
finally met his match.

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I have a plan so cunning that we
may not even need the jetpacks.

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[click]
[Hayley sighs]

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>> You know, I used to
think cows were disgusting,

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but now that we're
sitting in one,

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I think they're kind of cute.
>> Can't really appreciate

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someone until you walk
a mile in her...hooves.

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>> You know, I'm really
starting to see

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the difference in them though.

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Like, the small one,
kind of stand-offish,

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but the one with big eyes,
is really quite the joker.

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>> How can you tell the one
with big eyes is the joker?

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They're both eating grass.

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>> Ha ha ha!

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Classic Buttercup.

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>> I know I say this as someone
who's sitting inside a cow,

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but you've lost your mind.

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>> Well, look who's calling
the Angus black, buddy.

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If you hate cows so much, then
why do you have a fake one?

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>> My dad thought tree
houses were dangerous

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so he got me this.

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Second worse Christmas ever.

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[Felix sighs]

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪

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Hayley >> What's
the plan here again?

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>> We sit here in the juiciest
cow in the whole fair...

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>> No no, except for Buttercup.
>> Buttercup?

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>> Yeah.
>> We're twice as hot as she is.

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I mean, we got it going on.

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And believe me, all we
have to do is sit here

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and wait for the Griffin
to swoop down and grab us.

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Then it leads us
to it's lair and boom!

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We open up on him
with the blasters.

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Winner, winner.
Chicken dinner.

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>> So, we blast him
while we're in the air.

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>> Right.
>> Then what happens?

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We just fall like 7,000 feet?

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>> Oh ho, honey.
I thought this through.

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You see, the Griffin...

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We're in here and
then it grabs us...

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What I'm trying to say
is...abandon cow!

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Abandon cow!
Move!

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>> Ow!
Be careful!

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Felix >> Move it!

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Whoa, dude, what happened
to ladies first?

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>> That's for elevators
and lifeboats, not for cows.

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[both groan]

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[Griffin shrieks]

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[distant mooing]

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>> Buttercup!

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>> That thing's mostly
gristle so, jokes on you!

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>> The worst part is
I can't even scratch it.

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Watch.
[gurgle]

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>> Cool.
Ah, you're so lucky.

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It's so boring staking out
the Griffin at the fair.

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Ah, thanks.

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Felix >> Hey, yeah
it's a real snooze fest.

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[gurgles]
Hayley >> What are you eating?

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>> Jelly beans
with turkey gravy.

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Hayley >> Ah, that's disgusting!

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>> Hey, it's better without
the spaghetti sauce and mud.

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Oh no.
Felix >> What happened?

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[gurgles]
>> I think it wants to come out.

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Felix >> It's go time.
Jake, we're on our way!

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[gurgles]

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Jake >> What's going on?
Felix >> Oh um,

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we're just waiting for
my caricature to finish.

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Surfing?
I don't surf.

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪

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Hayley >> Just try and relax.
This will be nice and easy.

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Stockley [with menacing voice]
>> All is in readiness.

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[zaps]

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[evil laugh]

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But, seriously, Jake,
you're doing just fine.

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Hayley >> Is there going
to be a lot of pain?

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Felix >> I can't take pain.
If you scream,

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I might get a little dizzy.
>> Why are you even here?

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>> Because you need me.
[Snark creaks]

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>> My heart feels like
it's getting crushed.

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My lungs feel like they're
getting pulled out of my chest.

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[Felix groans]
>> Okay, that means it's coming.

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Now look Jake, I just
want you to sit back

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and enjoy this
wondrous experience.

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If he tries to run, shock
him with these electrodes.

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>> Huh?
Oh no!

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Felix >> Oh no!
Oh no, it's coming!

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>> Nobody freak out.
Felix >> Nobody freak out!

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Nobody freak out!
Nobody freak out!

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[electric zaps]
I deserved that.

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>> Here it comes!

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[splat]

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>> Aaw!

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[gurgles]

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Jake >> Phew!
When do I get my jetpack?

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>> Oh, you can
have it right now.

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>> I could?
>> Absolutely.

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But I wouldn't let you.
>> What?

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>> It's too dangerous, Jake.
Someone's got to raise the baby.

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Hayley >> It's a
great honor, Jake.

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I wish it was me but,
I'll be thinking that

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the entire time I'm flying
through the clouds.

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Whaa hoo!

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>> No no no no!
I already did my part.

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I'm done.

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Let's go hunt the Griffin
and ride jetpacks.

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>> The baby has to be
raised by someone, Jake.

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And I think it made its choice.

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[gurgles]

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>> But I already did my part.

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>> Well, you should have
thought about that

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before you got all Snarked up.

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♪♪♪

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[baby gurgles]

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[baby cries]
>> What do I do?

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Stockley >> Good bye
[in Finnish]

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[baby cries]

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Well, did you feed the Snark?
Burp it?

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Give it a nap?
>> Yes, yes and yes.

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00:11:19,644 --> 00:11:21,508
>> Well, then there's
just one thing left.

247
00:11:21,577 --> 00:11:23,544
>> Give up and go
hunt the Griffin?

248
00:11:23,613 --> 00:11:25,581
>> Okay, two things.
Try changing him.

249
00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,516
You're gonna need...

250
00:11:29,585 --> 00:11:31,691
these.

251
00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,694
>> Can't you do it?
>> I'd like to, Jake,

252
00:11:34,763 --> 00:11:37,800
but the Snark attaches to it
birther for its mental health.

253
00:11:37,869 --> 00:11:39,699
In order for it to survive
it's going to need

254
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:42,702
your full attention and care.

255
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,738
Plus, it grosses me out.

256
00:11:44,807 --> 00:11:47,327
But good news, I just
spoke to Yorgie Wainio

257
00:11:47,396 --> 00:11:49,329
from the Helsinki Troop

258
00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:52,194
which they pronounce Truuup.

259
00:11:52,263 --> 00:11:55,231
Looks like your little
Snark is heading to Finland.

260
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,958
>> It's far away from here
so it sounds good to me.

261
00:11:58,027 --> 00:12:00,098
♪♪♪

262
00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:03,101
>> Without the Snarks, Jake,
Troops around the world

263
00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:06,380
couldn't work in the secrecy
we need to do our jobs.

264
00:12:06,449 --> 00:12:09,487
The Snarks are truly a gift

265
00:12:09,556 --> 00:12:11,454
from the heavens.
[Snark farts]

266
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,663
Eww!
This little dude is ripe.

267
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,943
I'm headin' to the archives.
>> What's in there?

268
00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:19,324
>> Not your stinky baby.

269
00:12:19,393 --> 00:12:22,396
>> This day couldn't
get any worse.

270
00:12:22,465 --> 00:12:28,506
[jets flare]

271
00:12:28,575 --> 00:12:31,336
Okay, Felix, tell me
how great the jetpack is.

272
00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:33,856
Felix >> Believe me, Jake,
it's not that cool.

273
00:12:33,925 --> 00:12:36,617
>> Yeah, right.

274
00:12:36,686 --> 00:12:39,759
Felix >> I mean, yes, obviously
it's super cool at first

275
00:12:39,828 --> 00:12:42,140
but it wears off fast.
I'm totally over it already.

276
00:12:42,209 --> 00:12:44,349
Hayley >> Wheee!
Felix >> See!

277
00:12:44,418 --> 00:12:46,489
That's just the tell-tale
sound of a rookie.

278
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,629
[jet whooshes]
Hayley >> Wheee!

279
00:12:48,698 --> 00:12:51,909
This is so cool.
I can fly!

280
00:12:51,978 --> 00:12:54,152
>> Oh man, the Snark
is ruining my life.

281
00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:56,948
Felix >> Hayley, let's try to
be a little sensitive to Jake.

282
00:12:57,017 --> 00:12:58,916
Hayley >> Oh, right.

283
00:12:58,985 --> 00:13:01,056
It's not that cool.

284
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:03,713
>> Listen, guys, I appreciate
you trying not to hurt

285
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,475
my feelings but your
just making it worse.

286
00:13:06,544 --> 00:13:09,340
Go get the Griffin and stop
worrying about my feelings.

287
00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:11,445
Hayley >> Don't worry, Jake.
There are four more Five Most.

288
00:13:11,514 --> 00:13:13,413
I'm sure you'll get
a chance at some point.

289
00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:15,380
Felix >> And if we
do catch the Griffin,

290
00:13:15,449 --> 00:13:17,417
I will totally take you
to the concert where Bono

291
00:13:17,486 --> 00:13:19,937
will sing for us,
as my personal guest.

292
00:13:20,006 --> 00:13:22,111
>> Looking forward to it.
Hayley >> You know, I think

293
00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:25,080
you're forgetting what a huge...
>> Don't say 'honor'.

294
00:13:25,149 --> 00:13:28,117
It's just a chore I got
stuck with, that's all.

295
00:13:28,186 --> 00:13:30,119
Hayley >> Huh, all right.

296
00:13:30,188 --> 00:13:32,121
See you later, Jake.

297
00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:34,158
Felix >> Hang in there, buddy.

298
00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:36,298
[jetpacks whoosh]
>> Doorway.

299
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,507
[thud]
Felix >> Argh!

300
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,822
I guess that's why they
come with a helmet, ha.

301
00:13:42,891 --> 00:13:45,065
Later.
[jetpack whoosh]

302
00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:50,243
Hayley >> Shouldn't we be
scouting some likely locations

303
00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:52,210
where the Griffin could be?
Felix >> Hayley,

304
00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:54,212
we first have to fully
immerse ourselves

305
00:13:54,281 --> 00:13:56,283
in what it's like to be
a flying creature.

306
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:58,216
Let's see who can spit
on the most stuff.

307
00:13:58,285 --> 00:14:00,218
Hayley >> You're
going down, Garcia.

308
00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:02,255
Felix >> Bring it on!

309
00:14:02,324 --> 00:14:06,190
[baby Snark gurgles]

310
00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:08,192
>> What?

311
00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:10,366
You want my soda now?

312
00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:12,782
Fine, have some.

313
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,235
[baby burps]

314
00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:19,203
>> Nice try.
I'll cut you some slack

315
00:14:19,306 --> 00:14:21,274
because that was your first one.

316
00:14:21,343 --> 00:14:23,724
But I want you to
really rip one out.

317
00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:25,968
It shouldn't just come
from your stomach,

318
00:14:26,037 --> 00:14:29,420
it should come from your soul.
Observe.

319
00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:35,495
Burrrppp!

320
00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,462
[Snark giggles]

321
00:14:37,566 --> 00:14:40,120
Come on, make Papa proud.

322
00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:47,817
Baby Snark >> BUURRRPP!

323
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,856
>> Now I'm starting to see
the family resemblance.

324
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,238
I'm going to name you Elroy.

325
00:15:00,106 --> 00:15:01,935
Felix >> Somewhere
out there is...

326
00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:03,937
Hayley >> The Griffin.

327
00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:07,320
>> I was going to say the
future Mrs. Felix Garcia

328
00:15:07,389 --> 00:15:09,253
but hey, yeah, sure,
the Griffin.

329
00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:11,703
>> Okay, we have been flying
around for hours and still

330
00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:15,259
there is no sign of the future
wife...or the Griffin.

331
00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:17,502
>> Well, that's because we
don't have the perfect bait

332
00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:19,815
which is why I got this.

333
00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:22,404
>> What is this?

334
00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:24,716
>> It's a meat necklace.
>> Oh, that's gross!

335
00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:26,718
>> It's not what
you think, Hayley.

336
00:15:26,787 --> 00:15:28,617
>> Okay, is it a
necklace made of meat?

337
00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:30,722
>> Yes.

338
00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:32,621
>> Then it's exactly
what I think.

339
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,692
>> Well then you're going
to hate the turkey slippers.

340
00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:36,728
>> I am not putting
my feet in turkey.

341
00:15:36,797 --> 00:15:38,938
Uh-uh.

342
00:15:39,007 --> 00:15:41,250
>> Sounds like someone doesn't
want to catch Griffin.

343
00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:43,873
Ahhh...

344
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,806
>> To be a real Snark
you have to learn

345
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:48,292
to get into your Snark box.

346
00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:51,088
Just come on up into that box.

347
00:15:52,813 --> 00:15:54,781
I'll show you.

348
00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:04,825
See.

349
00:16:04,894 --> 00:16:06,758
Dude in a box.
Pretty awesome.

350
00:16:08,795 --> 00:16:10,728
You can do it.

351
00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:12,799
You get into your box.

352
00:16:14,939 --> 00:16:18,839
[Snark gurgles]

353
00:16:18,908 --> 00:16:21,152
Yes.
[Snark gurgles]

354
00:16:21,221 --> 00:16:23,983
No, no, not my box, your box.

355
00:16:24,086 --> 00:16:26,019
You get in yours.

356
00:16:26,088 --> 00:16:29,264
[Snark squeaks]

357
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,369
[Snark purrs]

358
00:16:31,438 --> 00:16:34,683
I guess getting
in my box is enough.

359
00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:37,858
The important thing is
that you're in a box.

360
00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:39,929
Hayley >> There's something
that feels good

361
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,759
about flying over the city
with your feet in some turkeys.

362
00:16:41,828 --> 00:16:43,795
Felix >> That's a small victory,

363
00:16:43,864 --> 00:16:45,866
but the Griffin's still
no where in sight.

364
00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,696
Hayley >> Okay, well
maybe it's not hungry.

365
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,836
It did eat an entire cow.

366
00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:51,941
If I ate a cow, I would not
be hungry for quite a while.

367
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,909
Felix >> We're
running out of fuel.

368
00:16:53,978 --> 00:16:56,498
I guess we should get back to HQ
and figure out a new plan.

369
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:58,741
Hayley >> I feel
like such a failure.

370
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:02,262
Felix >> Ohhhh!
Ohhh!

371
00:17:02,331 --> 00:17:08,027
Good news is you're
not a failure.

372
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:12,583
♪♪♪

373
00:17:12,652 --> 00:17:15,689
[Hayley moans]

374
00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:19,072
♪♪♪

375
00:17:19,141 --> 00:17:25,803
[Griffin screeches]

376
00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:31,360
>> Ahhh hooo!
Where are we?

377
00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:33,742
>> In a cave,
surrounded by cow bones.

378
00:17:33,811 --> 00:17:36,400
>> For once I'd like the answer
to be "we're in a water park

379
00:17:36,469 --> 00:17:38,229
with free pizza
and tons of friends."

380
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:43,062
[Griffin snarls]

381
00:17:43,131 --> 00:17:45,581
>> Our jetpacks are totaled,
our weapons are destroyed,

382
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:48,067
there's a gigantic lion-bird
in here and he's hungry.

383
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,930
>> Sure, keep pilling it on.
[Griffin snarls]

384
00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:52,071
>> Get behind me.

385
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,142
[Griffin snarls]
>> No problem.

386
00:17:54,211 --> 00:17:56,075
There's plenty more
where that came from.

387
00:17:56,144 --> 00:17:58,111
Hah!
Get 'em!

388
00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:01,010
>> Nope.
That's the last.

389
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,012
>> Come on, luck.

390
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,084
[Snark gurgles]

391
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:08,087
>> Come on, roll it back, Elroy.
You can do it.

392
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:11,020
[Snark gurgles]

393
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,645
Yes, that's my boy.
[watchcom beeps]

394
00:18:14,714 --> 00:18:17,199
Felix >> Jake, we're
in the Griffin's cave,

395
00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:19,236
our jetpacks our dead
and we have no weapons.

396
00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:21,445
>> Who's this?
Felix >> Very funny.

397
00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:23,481
Just get over here!
>> Okay, okay.

398
00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:26,450
I'll be right there.
Don't get eaten.

399
00:18:26,519 --> 00:18:28,521
Felix >> Nice kitty-bird
monster.

400
00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:31,213
Hayley >> Watch out, Felix.
[Griffin shrieks]

401
00:18:31,282 --> 00:18:33,250
Felix >> Jake, I'm sending
you the coordinates.

402
00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:35,597
Just plug it in to your jetpack
and it'll lead you right to us.

403
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,670
>> My jetpack?

404
00:18:39,739 --> 00:18:41,568
>> It's in the corner,
under the blanket.

405
00:18:45,365 --> 00:18:47,264
>> It says I can't.
>> Just do it!

406
00:18:49,404 --> 00:18:52,510
Jake >> Sweet!
You are mine, Mr. Five Most.

407
00:18:52,579 --> 00:18:54,857
And so are you,
dumpling steamer, yes!

408
00:18:54,926 --> 00:19:03,142
♪♪♪

409
00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:06,421
Yeee hooo!

410
00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:10,079
[jetpack whooshes]

411
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,185
Where's the Griffin?

412
00:19:12,254 --> 00:19:14,498
>> We distracted it with turkey
slippers and a meat necklace.

413
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:16,879
>> Did Felix hit his head?
>> Uh?

414
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,158
[Snark gurgles]

415
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:21,470
You brought a baby
to a Griffin fight?

416
00:19:21,539 --> 00:19:23,403
Jake >> Oh no, he must
of snuck in there.

417
00:19:23,472 --> 00:19:25,612
>> This is too dangerous
for a baby Snark, Jake.

418
00:19:25,681 --> 00:19:27,614
>> Take the jetpack
and get him out of here.

419
00:19:27,683 --> 00:19:29,582
>> What about you guys?
Hayley >> We're fine,

420
00:19:29,651 --> 00:19:31,584
we've got a blaster now.
I found some strip steak

421
00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:33,620
in my pocket.
That'll be enough

422
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:35,588
to hold the Griffin off.
But you have got to get out

423
00:19:35,657 --> 00:19:37,659
of here right now.
>> Oh, right now

424
00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:39,454
is a little to late.
[Griffin growls]

425
00:19:39,557 --> 00:19:41,490
[Griffin snarls]

426
00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:43,492
>> Ah, aah!

427
00:19:43,561 --> 00:19:47,186
[Griffin snarls]

428
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,636
[Snark gurgles]
Jake >> No, no, come here!

429
00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:54,641
[Snark sings]

430
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,199
[Snark gurgles]

431
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,235
Felix >> Where are we?

432
00:20:02,304 --> 00:20:04,582
>> In a cave,
surrounded by cow bones.

433
00:20:04,651 --> 00:20:06,688
>> For once I'd like the answer
to be "at a water park

434
00:20:06,757 --> 00:20:08,655
with free pizza
and tons of friends."

435
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:10,588
>> Why do your feet
smell like turkey?

436
00:20:10,692 --> 00:20:12,797
[Griffin shrieks]

437
00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:14,834
Griffin!
[Griffin snarls]

438
00:20:14,903 --> 00:20:16,801
>> I got it!
>> Don't shoot

439
00:20:16,870 --> 00:20:18,838
until Elroy is clear!
>> Elroy? You named it?

440
00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:20,805
I thought you said
it ruined your life.

441
00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:23,463
>> Ruined my life?
It's an honor, everyone says so.

442
00:20:23,532 --> 00:20:25,327
Come here, buddy.
Come on down here.

443
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:27,398
[Griffin snarls]

444
00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:29,435
>> Stop him!

445
00:20:31,437 --> 00:20:33,370
[blaster powers up]

446
00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:35,337
Hayley >> Careful, Jake!
Jake >> I know.

447
00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:37,719
Hayley >> The baby.

448
00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:39,686
[screeches]

449
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:41,826
Felix >> Oh no, no, Jake!

450
00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:43,794
You almost had him.
It was a Five Most.

451
00:20:43,863 --> 00:20:45,830
Jake >> I know.
I don't care about that stuff.

452
00:20:45,899 --> 00:20:48,488
He's got Elroy.
Come back here with my boy!

453
00:20:48,557 --> 00:20:50,387
Hayley >> Jake, no!
[gasps]

454
00:20:50,456 --> 00:21:00,224
♪♪♪

455
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,191
Jake >> I'm coming, Elroy!

456
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,780
[Snark screams]

457
00:21:04,849 --> 00:21:07,058
Ah, got you!

458
00:21:07,127 --> 00:21:09,095
Phew!
You had me worried, buddy.

459
00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:11,166
Now you're safe...

460
00:21:13,202 --> 00:21:15,239
for a few more seconds.

461
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,279
Ah, think, Jake.
Think.

462
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,281
Come on, man.

463
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:24,283
[whoosh]
Ahhh!

464
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:26,285
♪♪♪

465
00:21:26,354 --> 00:21:29,391
I never said you
could use MY jetpack.

466
00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:32,291
Felix >> Are you kidding me?
>> Yes, I'm kidding you.

467
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,776
You saved us.
Whoo hoo!

468
00:21:34,914 --> 00:21:36,881
[Griffin shrieks]

469
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,918
Go faster!
He gaining on us.

470
00:21:38,987 --> 00:21:41,265
Felix >> Good, I don't want
him to see this coming.

471
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,957
[jets blast]
[Felix laughs]

472
00:21:44,061 --> 00:21:46,891
Incoming!

473
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,343
♪♪♪

474
00:21:50,412 --> 00:21:52,311
>> That cow was
a friend of mine.

475
00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:54,313
[blaster zaps]

476
00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:57,833
[boom, splat]

477
00:21:59,973 --> 00:22:01,975
Nothing worse than Griffin goo.

478
00:22:04,046 --> 00:22:07,395
[Snark gurgles]

479
00:22:07,464 --> 00:22:09,362
>> You be nice to
those Fins, understand?

480
00:22:09,431 --> 00:22:11,709
[Snark squeaks]
But not too nice.

481
00:22:11,778 --> 00:22:14,022
Don't let them push you around.

482
00:22:14,091 --> 00:22:17,094
>> I'm not gonna cry.
I'm not.

483
00:22:17,163 --> 00:22:20,200
Jake >> All right, you take
care of yourself, make friends,

484
00:22:20,269 --> 00:22:22,168
and don't forget...

485
00:22:22,237 --> 00:22:24,412
[Snark burps]

486
00:22:24,481 --> 00:22:27,276
>> I'm going to
miss you too, buddy.

487
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,727
Stockley >> You did
very well, Jake.

488
00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:32,696
[gurgles]

489
00:22:32,765 --> 00:22:34,698
Very well.

490
00:22:36,907 --> 00:22:40,566
>> It's here, the award for
bagging one of the Five Most.

491
00:22:42,637 --> 00:22:44,501
Jake >> Nice!
[Hayley gasps]

492
00:22:44,604 --> 00:22:46,572
>> It's yours, Hayley.

493
00:22:46,641 --> 00:22:48,539
>> You guys did
most of the work.

494
00:22:48,608 --> 00:22:50,886
>> Yeah, but you shot it.
>> Well, then it belongs

495
00:22:50,955 --> 00:22:53,372
to all of us.
[Snark gurgles]

496
00:22:53,441 --> 00:22:56,789
Jake >> I think it
belongs to one of us.

497
00:22:56,858 --> 00:23:00,758
>> Well, he did save us.

498
00:23:00,827 --> 00:23:02,726
>> And he was on
the team at the time.

499
00:23:02,795 --> 00:23:04,935
>> And I don't think he's
going to let go of it.

500
00:23:05,004 --> 00:23:09,004
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