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[mingled grunts and groans]

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Mr. Freidberg >> Okay, people,
keep it down.

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Rex >> I didn't say anything.

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You say anything, dudes?

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We're just maxing and
chillaxing, Freidberg.

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>> "Maxing and chillaxing", ha.

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You guys and your crazy talk.

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And those pork pie hats.

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You know they used to wear hats
like that back in the day.

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You know what they used to call
guys who wore hats like that?

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[clatter]

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Ahh!
Rex >> No.

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But you know what they
call dudes like you?

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[gasps]
Ha ha ha!

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[Freidberg screams]

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[heavy breathing]

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Dinner!

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[screams]

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Tasty.

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***

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***

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***

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***

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***

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***

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***

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Felix >> Sorry I'm late.
Wild night.

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My paladin, Omar the Enlightened
lost five charisma points,

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turned into a mushroom, then
things got crazy from there.

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>> When you say 'wild night',

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I do not think of
role playing games.

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I think of crowded parties,
maybe even a few girls.

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>> There were girls
there, believe me.

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Moms don't count?

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>> Pretty sure that
spot's clean by now.

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>> There's clean and
then there's clean.

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>> Oh.

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Felix >> Mr. Stockley cleans
things when he's worried.

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Last fall when Nuss threatened
massive teacher layoffs,

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I had Mr. Stockley
detail my mom's car.

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You could eat off
that thing, and I did.

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>> Mr. Stockley, what's wrong?

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>> You want to keep that hand?

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Hayley >> Must be bad.

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>> Mr Freidberg has disappeared.
I've been assigned

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to morning announcements.
>> So?

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>> It's the culmination of
a life-long dream of mine,

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to be responsible for
announcing the milestones

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in young people's lives.

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Dances, deaths,
Sloppy Joe Fridays.

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>> So what's the problem then?

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Stockley >> I can't
follow Freidberg.

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Hearing his voice
is like hearing Mozart,

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except not boring.
>> Mr. Stockley,

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as the president of the
Future Inspirational Speakers

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of America, I will
help you discover

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the great morning announcer
voice inside you.

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[beeps]
>> That's International.

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They're sending out
an advisory warning.

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They have reason to believe
these guys might be Vampsters.

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Felix >> They're
the Scaff brothers.

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They just entered
school last week.

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***

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Oh, they're horrible.

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Everything is
so EXTREME to them.

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Jake >> They don't
seem that bad.

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Beside, what's
a Vampster anyway?

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>> Part vampire, part hamster.

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>> That second part's
so disappointing.

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Felix >> They're
actually quite deadly.

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Super strong, fast and they
have the ability to control

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people's minds.
>> And the cheek's capacity's

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40 times that of a normal human

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and 20 times that of
a competitive eater.

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Jake >> Let's go round 'em up!
Hayley >> Hey, dude,

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it's not that simple, okay.
You have to find their lair

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and then destroy the
source of their power.

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>> One of you is going
to have to go undercover,

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get close to those guys.
>> Mr. Stockley, thank you.

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>> Jake, do you think
you're up to it?

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>> What?
Jake!

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Mr. Stockley, disguises are
suppose to be my thing.

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Just give me five minutes
so I can contact my guy

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from the wig store.

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>> Okay, Jake, look, remember,
these are dangerous monsters.

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You're really going
to have to play it...cool.

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>> What about me
doesn't say "cool"?

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>> Lisa Gold, what's happenin'?

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So I was thinking me and
you should catch a movie

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Saturday night.
>> Ah, no.

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>> Dinner?
>> No.

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>> Snacks?
>> No.

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>> Come on, give me a shot.
>> No.

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>> Maybe we shouldn't go out.
>> Yes.

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>> Darn, you're good.

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[boys grunting]

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What's up, fellas?
Keepin' it real?

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I'm diggin' the hats.

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Hey, you're wearin' them kind of
askew, like your head's uneven.

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In a cool way.

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[boys grunt]
Hey, do me!

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[smack]
Aahh!

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[chuckles]

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>> Hey, that was pretty good.

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>> Didn't hurt but pretty good.

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>> Is that why you made
that crying sound?

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[fingers snapping]

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>> Hey, cool cats.

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What's the scene, jelly bean?
Name's Snake.

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Don't wear it out.

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All right.

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Lookin' for some rebels like
myself to ah, rule the school,

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you know what I mean.
>> You know this geek?

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>> This geek?
Yeah, right, I wouldn't be

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caught dead with this guy.
[Felix groans]

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>> Then we just found our next
nerd for extreme toilet dunkin'.

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>> Extreme!

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>> How extreme
were you thinking?

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Because I trained myself to
hold my breath for exactly

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two minutes, one-forty
in toilet water.

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>> Let's just kick his butt!
>> Wait.

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Let's have the new guy do it.

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You messin' with
my friends, geek?

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>> Come on, let me have it.

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Wow, you workout!

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Ow ow!
You're killing me!

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Goodness!
You're an animal.

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Show me some mercy!

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Jake >> Great, we blew it.

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>> Jake, they're gone.
>> I know.

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Hayley >> Okay,
let's try it again.

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>> Can we take a break?

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We've been at it
for half an hour.

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>> No, Mr. Stockley, we keep
going until you get it right.

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Now, good speaking posture,
address the microphone,

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and...go.

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>> Good students morning.

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Hayley >> It's okay.
Slips of the tongue

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come from worry and tension.
If you're carefree like me,

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then nothing bad will ever
happen, Mr. Stinkley.

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I meant, Mr. Stockley.
Ahem.

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[murmur of students]

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>> This should do a lot
to boost our popularity.

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>> I know I left my
retainer on the tray.

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Somebody stole it.

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>> Yeah, I'm sure your spitty
retainer is catching high prices

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on the black market.
>> Right.

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Felix >> Anyway, listen...

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>> Yeah, and don't let me
catch you trying

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to talk to me again, nerd.
>> What's the dealio, brosef?

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>> Just trying
ta shake this geek.

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[chuckles]

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>> Jake, your paper
is two days late.

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>> Yeah, about that.
I...

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>> You don't need his paper.
He gets an A.

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>> What did you say?
>> I said,

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don't need his paper
and he gets an A.

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>> Yeah, you're right.

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I don't need your paper, Jake.
And, you get an A.

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>> That was amazing.

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I mean, that was Extreme!

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How can I repay you?

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>> Just come meet us
outside after school.

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We'll hang.

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>> They want to hang!

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>> I'm so happy for you.

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[boys grunt]

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>> Hey, Lisa.
Those boots are legit.

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Let's hook up some time.

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>> I'd rather crawl under
a burning gasoline truck.

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[boys laugh]

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Rex >> No no, wait.
Homeboy,

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you can't let the ladies
get you down.

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You know what will
make you feel better?

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Is getting down on some
of this beverage, bro.

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>> Yeah, yeah, it'll
make you feel killer.

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[boys laugh]

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Rex >> Scurry.
>> What is it?

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>> Just a little something
only us 'bros' get.

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You want to be like
us bros, right?

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>> Bro?
>> Bro.

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>> Bro!
Rex >> All right!

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Boys >> Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink!

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>> Extreme!

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[heavy breathing]

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>> Judging by your heart rate,
your dilated pupils and your

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insanely huge buck teeth,
I'd say you drank a synthetic

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solution that give you the
temporary powers of a Vampster.

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Jake >> Yes!
And I feel totally awesome.

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I couldn't even sleep last
night, I was so pumped.

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And I'm not tired
at all, brosef.

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>> Would you stop
calling me that!

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Do you know how
stupid you sound?

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>> No.
That's the great part.

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Man, I feel like
I could do anything.

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Check out how fast I am.

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>> Okay, how fast are you?

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>> Ta da!
I'm Felix.

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I'm all "math is good".
>> Ah haa.

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Really funny.
Can I have those back, please?

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>> Okay.
[whoosh whoosh]

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>> Will you stop doing that and
stay out of my box of disguises.

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00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:03,496
Jake >> Okay, I'm Audi 5000.
Gotta go hang with my peeps.

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00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,733
Rex did the most awesome
thing the other day...

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00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,935
Felix >> Jake, you should know,
they're not your peeps.

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They're Vampsters.
They eat...peeps.

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00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,740
>> Yeah, whatever.
>> Are you okay?

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00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,975
I mean, you need to keep
your eyes on the prize.

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I mean, people are in danger.
>> I'm totally focused.

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I just figure, what's wrong with
taking advantage of these powers

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while I have them.
You're harshin' my cool, bro.

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>> I'm sorry.
I'm just worried about...

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>> About me?

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I know you are, brosef.

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Okay, good talk.

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[groan]
Extreme!

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[gasp]

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Yo yo, Lisa Gold.

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00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,316
>> Go play in traffic.

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[deep inhale]

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00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,789
>> What time should I
pick you up on Saturday?

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00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,857
>> Pick me up at eight.

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00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:07,194
Jake >> We'll go see a horror
movie and you'll buy me popcorn.

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00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,063
>> Horror movie
and popcorn, yeah.

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>> Now, get to class.

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>> Class.

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All >> Bam!
>> You guys see that?

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>> Pretty smooth, Jakey.

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>> I don't know what's in
that drink you guys gave me,

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but I've gotta have more.
I have to make this permanent.

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>> Yeah, I think he's ready.
>> Ready for what?

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>> I think it's time to
show you where we live.

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>> Sweet.

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[rip]
[heavy breathing]

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Aack!

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>> I can't do it.
>> Whoa whoa whoa!

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What's wrong?
>> I just...I can't tell you.

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I'm so ashamed.
>> Tell me,

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our morning announcements
depend on it.

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Tell me right now!

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00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:11,158
>> Okay.

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I was about to give
my valedictorian speech.

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Everyone was there
expecting greatness

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and then something
terrible happened,

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something I've thought
about everyday since.

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Pronounce that.
>> Hm, mis-led.

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>> I pronounced it mizzled.
[sigh]

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Mizzled. Mizzled.
Mizzled...

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00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,419
>> Whoa whoa whoa!
Mr. Stockley.

250
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,554
>> Everyone laughed at me.

251
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,891
And then when they were done,
the sign-language interpreter

252
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,758
explained it to the deaf kids
and they laughed at me.

253
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,760
They could be so harsh.

254
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,897
>> Let me show you something.

255
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,767
Your hero, Mr. Freidberg.

256
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:58,071
[recording of Freidberg]
And congratulations

257
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,940
to Debra Hussey for her
prize winning essay,

258
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,109
'Getting To Know Butt, Montana.'

259
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,111
I mean, Butte, 'Getting
To Know Butte, Montana.'

260
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,146
This weekend's football game...
[machine clicks off]

261
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,381
>> He said "Butt"
instead of "Butte".

262
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,918
>> Mr. Freidberg made
a mistake and he moved on.

263
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,920
>> And no one laughed at him.

264
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,055
>> No.

265
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:17,057
>> Well, they should have.
[chuckles]

266
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,759
Butt, Montana.
[chuckles]

267
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:22,462
Got a big ol' Butt, Montana.

268
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,356
>> Is that a giant
running wheel?

269
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,624
Rex >> You'd think the humongous
flat-screen TV would be

270
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,660
the first thing people notice.

271
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,063
They always mention the wheel.
I don't know.

272
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,631
You know, bro, we're
running low on Scurry.

273
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,868
I guess I'll finish it off.
Yeah.

274
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,870
>> You guys keep it
kind of cold in here.

275
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:08,341
>> Do you want to be 'chilled'
you've gotta be chilled.

276
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,978
>> Right, of course.
Trevor >> Hey, dudes!

277
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,580
Check me out!

278
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,283
>> Oh, yeah.

279
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,218
>> I can't believe
you guys live here.

280
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,220
It's like a total fantasy.

281
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,722
>> But it's not a fantasy, bro.

282
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:26,793
This can all be yours.

283
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,828
[watchcom beeps]

284
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,566
Rex >> What's that?
>> Ah, nothing.

285
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:37,437
Just a text from my...
tanning consultant.

286
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,872
>> Yeah, rockin' that fake bake.

287
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,609
[garbled shouts]
Extreme!

288
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,644
[watchcom beeps]

289
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,679
>> So you comin', bro?

290
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,651
>> Yeah!
>> Let's go.

291
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,026
famous dudes Vampsters?

292
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,394
>> Ah-ha.
Jake >> Even Lee Stanley?

293
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,496
He's a comic book god.

294
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,465
I totally want to be
him when I grow up.

295
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,467
>> And you will be, dude.
If you're initiated,

296
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,837
you could have anything
you want: girls, powers.

297
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,140
You could be a comic
book millionaire.

298
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:17,510
Even more famous than
Lee Stanley himself.

299
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,579
>> Whoa!

300
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,783
>> So what do you say, Jake?

301
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,918
>> You had me at
giant hamster wheel.

302
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,954
[boys laugh]

303
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,922
[thumps]
Felix >> Almost there...

304
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,525
Come on door!
[thumps]

305
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,529
>> I told you the
door was unlocked.

306
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,500
Felix >> All right
you little pukes,

307
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,502
put your kissers on the floor.

308
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,904
What, too cockney?

309
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,640
I was going for French a little
bit but it would have been 'Oh,

310
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,642
put your kisssours en ze floor!
Hayley >> Stop!

311
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,678
I don't want to
have to use this.

312
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,613
[whoosh]
[chuckles]

313
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,982
Felix >> Okay, a little
fisticuffs then.

314
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,818
Why don't we try this
on an even playing field.

315
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,887
What?

316
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,693
All right, boys.

317
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,663
Let's tussle.

318
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,666
[whooshes]

319
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:17,937
Okay, it was a 57 percent
Jake backwash

320
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,839
so it may not have had
the effect I intended.

321
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,808
Hayley >> Ew, you couldn't
have told me that

322
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,677
before I drank Jake's spit?

323
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,646
Okay, Jake, a little help...

324
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,648
please.

325
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,650
Jake?

326
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,785
>> Lock them up.

327
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,887
We'll feast on them
after my initiation.

328
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,958
Hayley >> Jake!

329
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,033
>> Whoa!

330
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:54,341
Man, it smells
awesome down here.

331
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,377
>> Yeah, we added Hurricane
Body Stray to the ritual bath.

332
00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,947
>> Sweet.
So, this is where we do it?

333
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:04,151
>> This is it, the source
of all our power.

334
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,886
You immerse yourself
in the ritual bath.

335
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:10,523
Drink, and you'll become
one of us...forever.

336
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,725
It's a brotherhood, dude.

337
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:18,165
A brotherhood bonded by the
power of Vampster essence

338
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,700
and human blood.

339
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,035
>> Sounds tasty, bro.

340
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,838
>> Are you ready to say
"Adios" to lame teachers,

341
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,175
parents and homework?

342
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,811
And say "wassup" to unlimited
power and internal life!

343
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,516
>> Oh, I'm ready.

344
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,918
[crash, splash]

345
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,855
>> Dude.

346
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,857
Uncool.

347
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,859
Hayley >> Come on, Felix,
to the left and forward.

348
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,196
No no, right!

349
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,097
Felix >> As far as
the ball is concerned,

350
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,333
there's only vomiting
and no vomiting.

351
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,870
>> Stop where you are!
Felix >> We can't!

352
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,906
Hayley >> Look, don't
do this, Jake!

353
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,941
Okay.
We're your friends.

354
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,076
[zap]
[boom]

355
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:07,714
[heavy breathing]

356
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,816
Thanks.

357
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,585
>> Crikey, great shot, mate!
Shrimp on the barbee.

358
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,755
>> Are you Australian now?
Vampsters >> EXTREEME!

359
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,758
[whoosh, whoosh, whoosh]

360
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,927
[blasts]

361
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,895
>> Keep them busy!

362
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,365
>> Um...

363
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:32,705
***

364
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,508
[zaps]
[boom]

365
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,677
Trevor >> Dude, that's my bed.

366
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,082
>> Oh, this is so
not extreme, Jake.

367
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,151
Jake >> Extreme?
You're part hamster.

368
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,254
It's like the lamest pet of all.

369
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:53,926
***

370
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,065
[beeps]

371
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,007
>> You blew it, brosef.

372
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,610
You could have had it all.
>> I blew nothing.

373
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,579
You all drink from
a giant baby bottle.

374
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,581
Do you know how
unsanitary that is?

375
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,449
Trevor >> Ha ha!
Let's do it.

376
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,785
This hamster's got claws!

377
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,023
>> Really?
[zap]

378
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,092
How 'bout now?

379
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:29,296
[whoosh, whoosh]
[Jake groans]

380
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,265
[thud]

381
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,467
[groans]

382
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,403
>> Had enough?

383
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,939
[panting]

384
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,108
>> Don't like the
heat much, do you?

385
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:45,578
>> Not feelin'...extreme.

386
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:50,317
Aah!
[groans]

387
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,619
>> I had a hamster once
when I was eight.

388
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,288
On really hot days Mr. Snuggles
would just lay there,

389
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,490
totally useless.

390
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,492
[groans]

391
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,694
Two times I thought he was dead.

392
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,397
Turns out, he wasn't
dead at all.

393
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,866
Well, the first
two times, anyway.

394
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:10,069
Hamsters just can't
take the heat.

395
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:17,744
[beeps]

396
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,779
>> Nooo!

397
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:33,125
[poof, sizzle]

398
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:38,431
>> Now that's extreme.

399
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:44,103
[sizzle]

400
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,074
>> What the...?

401
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,377
>> Hey, you'll never believe
what happened to Tuck...

402
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,445
Oh, maybe you would.

403
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,385
>> Are you guys okay?
>> You planned this all along?

404
00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,387
You raised the heat
to slow them down,

405
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,455
destroy the power source and
turn the Vampsters to dust.

406
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,391
Jake, you're a lot smarter
than I give you credit for.

407
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,393
>> Thanks.

408
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:09,295
Aw, I got sawdust in my blaster.

409
00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:11,197
[tap tap tap]
Felix >> Wait! Wait! Wait!

410
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,400
Safety.

411
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,468
Well, at least we got
the old Jake back.

412
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,404
>> Thanks, brosef.
>> Ah!

413
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:20,272
>> I mean, buddy.

414
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:45,798
>> Good morning, students
and faculty of Lakewood High.

415
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:49,001
Today, the cafeteria
will be serving chicken.

416
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:52,104
Fried chicken and peas
and mashed potatoes.

417
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,173
That's it for today.

418
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:58,144
Wishing you a wonderful morning,
this is Mr. Stinkley.

419
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,148
Darnit!

420
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:04,451
Oh, stupid, stupid, stupid!