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***
[school bell rings]

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Girl >> It's so cute.

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Boy >> Pink's your
favorite, right?

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>> Thanks.

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>> Ooo, thanks.
That's so nice!

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Boy >> Like that?
Girl >> That's perfect,

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just like us.

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Hayley >> You know, I don't
think you could have picked

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a worse time to start
a relationship.

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One week into it and
it's Valentine's Day.

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I mean, gifts, cards, candy?

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It's starting to
turn into real money.

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>> Don't worry, I went to
a discount warehouse to get

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your card, and those are
imitation chocolates.

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Come on, it's fun - the
decorations, the happiness.

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Kind of like being
at an amusement park.

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>> Minus the puke.
>> Well, you haven't even

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tasted the chocolates yet.
[Hayley laughs]

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I guess what I'm trying to say
is, it's a special day

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and now I get to spend
it with you.

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>> Um, now I think
I am gonna puke.

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Ms. Heffelfinger >> Oh, Hayley.
[snort]

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>> What?
Ah, hi, Mrs. Heffelfinger.

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>> Have you seen Mr. Stockley?
I really want to talk to him.

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>> Ah, no.
Sorry.

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>> If you do see him,
could you please tell him

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that we really have
to get together.

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There is no escape.

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[laughs and snorts]

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I'm kidding.

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But seriously, tell him.

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[sniffs]

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>> Do all women get this
crazy on Valentine's Day.

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>> I think it's sweet.

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People should get together
on Valentine's Day.

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It's a day of love.
[whoosh]

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[squishy sound]

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[girl gasps]

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Girl >> I never want
to speak to you again.

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>> Aaah!
[screams]

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>> You jerk!

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Girl >> I can't believe you!

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[students shout]

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[bang!]
Girl >> You stink!

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Boy >> It's a mistake!

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***

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***

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***

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***

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***

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Hayley >> And then he gave me
this cute little teddy bear

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that you can program to say
the most adorable things.

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>> I love you more than salmon.

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[Hayley giggles]
>> See?

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And then we're going
to eat lunch together,

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and then we're going to
the silent movie marathon

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at the art house after school,
and then we're gonna...

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What?
>> Valentine's Day is lame.

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>> Totally lame.
Do you know who

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I feel bad for the most?
Guys with girlfriends.

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>> Exactly.
Sounds like we dodged a bullet.

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>> Amen.

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>> I think you guys are just
jealous because if you had

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girlfriends of your own,
you would not feel this way.

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Jake >> Ha!
We'll never find that out,

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will we?

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Wait...

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>> Valentine's Day is a stupid,
made-up greeting card holiday.

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You're with us,
right Mr. Stockley?

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>> The stupid made-up greeting
card holiday is Mother's Day.

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Valentine's Day can be a
beautiful holiday celebrating

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man's greatest achievement
of all - the ability to love.

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Hayley >> See,
that is beautiful.

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So how are you celebrating,
Mr. Stockley?

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>> Hiding here, down below
the surface of the Earth.

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>> Why?
>> It's Ms. Heffelfinger,

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she's got 'Stockley fever'.

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And ironically, the only cure
for it is more Stockley.

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>> I once thought a girl
was really into me,

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staring at me all day.

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But it turns out I had
this thing on my lip.

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>> I would kill to just
have a thing on my lip.

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Take a look at this.

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Ms. Heffelfinger
left it in my inbox.

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>> Why don't you just talk
to her, let her down easy?

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>> I've tried.
It's hard.

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First, I'm flattered.

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Second, I don't want to
hurt anyone's feelings.

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And third and most importantly,
she's been fixing

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my transmission for free
for the last nine months

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and I can't afford
to break her heart.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I have some hiding to do.

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>> I wouldn't admit this
to Hayley, but not having

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a girlfriend on Valentine's
Day does kind of stink.

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>> Well, at least
we have each other.

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>> That's what I mean.

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Look at them - Tim and Amy.

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They've been together forever
and they seem pretty happy.

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[whoosh]

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***

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>> Aaahhh!

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I hate you!

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It is over!
>> Amy, no!

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I'm sorry.
Please come back!

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[thud]

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>> Okay, look, think of
everything that has happened

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so far today: happy couples
everywhere breaking up

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over completely bizarre
circumstances.

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>> Wayne used fart
machine on Bella,

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Jocelyn gave Greg
a bowl of worms

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and Bill gave Fiona
those daisies.

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>> What's wrong with daisies?

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>> When it comes to flowers, you
either go rose or you go home.

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>> Yeah, everyone knows that.

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But those couples,
it is pretty strange.

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>> It doesn't make any sense.
If you're going to break up,

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why do it on Valentine's Day?

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Why spend money on a gift
or gifts if you're just going

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to break up with them?

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I think it's an Eris fairy.

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>> How come there's
no drawing or photo?

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Stockley >> 'Cause no one's
ever seen one.

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Felix >> Mr. Stockley, what
are you doing under there?

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>> It's usually my nap time,
but I can't go to my office.

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Heffelfinger might be lurking.

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>> I thought you gave students
career advice at this time.

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>> Ah, same difference.

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The Eris fairies are incredibly
fast which is why no one's

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ever seen one.
But there have been reports

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for centuries about
mischievous creatures

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tormenting happy couples.

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>> But never has one tormented
so many in a concentrated area.

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>> Because it's Valentine's Day.
So, what do we do?

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How do we catch the Eris?
Felix >> Well, we could set up

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a high speed camera trap
and maybe attach a net to it.

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Stockley >> Hey, I just noticed
something on the TroopGrid.

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>> The Eris?
Stockley >> No.

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Heffelfinger just
went to the bathroom.

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I've got between three and
30 minutes to grab my blankie.

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***

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>> Ahhh chooo!

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[gooey sounds]

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***

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Hayley >> Are you sure
this is gonna work?

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I mean, for all we know
the Eris doesn't even exist.

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>> I'm pretty sure.
I've installed

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an ultra-sensitive, hyper-speed
motion sensor.

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Anything moving super fast will
trigger this magnetized net.

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>> And I brought the ladder.
[Felix laughs]

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[school bell rings]
>> Ha! Great work, Jake!

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Hayley >> All right guys,
I've got to go meet Brian.

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He says he's going
to walk me to science.

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>> I have to go to...somewhere.

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Meet people.

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Do things.

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Very busy.
Very busy.

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[whoosh]

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***

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>> Wow!
Huh, this is really amazing.

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I'm moving so fast.

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[whoosh]

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We're moving so fast.

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Do you speak English.

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>> You need to back off.

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>> I guess you do.

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[echoing snip]

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Why are you doing this?

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>> Because I hate
your Valentine's Day.

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>> Me too.
>> And I hate love in general.

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>> So do I.
>> Really?

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>> Yeah, the whole idea
that two people connect

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over things they have in common,
is really over-rated.

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>> I feel the same way.

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>> But still, that's no reason
to destroy other people's fun.

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>> Just back off.
I have my reasons.

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[whoosh]

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>> Whaaaa!

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Ow!
>> Felix?

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Uh...

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>> I just met the Eris
and boy is she angry.

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And beautiful.
>> So the trap worked?

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>> Not exactly.
She's way too smart for that.

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Plus, the plan
wouldn't have worked.

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She's not small
like Tinker Bell.

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>> Well, is she going to stop?
>> No, but in order to trap her,

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we need better bait.
>> Better bait.

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What do you mean?
>> A loving couple.

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>> Where are you going to find
one with the knowledge

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to fight monsters?
>> Yeah, and on such

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short notice.
[awkward laughs]

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>> I'm looking at
that couple right now.

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Jake >> Huh?

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***

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***

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>> We have to pretend
to be couple?

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>> Ugh...ew!
>> Ew?

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What do you mean 'ew'?
>> Save the love talk for later.

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Look, she's too fast for the net
but now that I know what

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she looks like and how fast
she is, I've got just the thing.

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The freeze ring.
Jake >> More freeze ray stuff?

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>> The diamond intensives
the freeze ray, Jake.

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Plus, it looks really good
with just about anything

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you might throw on, hey!
[Hayley laughs]

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>> Before you get to
"three easy payments",

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can we please get to the plan.

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>> You guys pretend to be
a couple in love

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and then the Eris flies in
and tries to break you up.

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And when she does,
we freeze her.

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>> Seems plausible.

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Felix >> Trust me, we'll be
home in time for Jake and I

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to IM each other about what
you and Brian are doing.

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[Jake coughs]
>> I'm sorry, what?

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>> Maybe she and Brian
should be the bait.

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Felix >> No.
We are the professionals.

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You can't put
civilians in jeopardy.

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>> Fine, let's do this thing.

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Are you coming?
Stop dragging your feet.

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>> Just give me a minute.

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Geez.

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Ms Heffelfinger >> Mr. Stockley.
>> Aahhh!

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Oh, Ms. Heffelfinger.

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>> Oh, you're a
difficult man to find.

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Stockley >> I was just headed
someplace you're not going.

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>> Let me tag along.
I really want to have

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a heart-to-heart.

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>> Fantastic.
>> Hah.

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[school bell rings]
>> Oh, the bell.

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Ha ha ha, well that means
I'm going someplace different.

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>> Can I meet you in the
parking lot after class?

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>> Well, I was...
>> I have to check

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your shocks, plugs,
and points anyway.

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>> I am due.
>> Wonderful.

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I will see you...
[achoo]

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...oh, later.

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***

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>> Hey.
>> Hi, um, I've got bad news.

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I've got to cancel
our lunch date.

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I'm really sorry.

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It's just I've got to
help Jake with his exam.

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You know, he's a little bit
slow, bless his little heart.

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>> You're canceling our lunch
date, on Valentine's Day,

251
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,473
so you can help him?

252
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,477
>> Let me handle this for you.

253
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,013
Hi.
Don't worry.

254
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,015
I've no intention
of stealing her away.

255
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:58,251
[Hayley laughs awkwardly]
She's far to ugly for me.

256
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,187
Got you covered.
[awkward laugh]

257
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:05,558
***

258
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,231
[awkward laughs]

259
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,305
[awkward laughs]
[thump]

260
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,041
>> Ow!
>> Ow! Sorry.

261
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,310
Felix >> When you guys
are ready, you start

262
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,278
with the relationship stuff.
>> We're trying, Felix.

263
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,382
Untuck your shirt.
Try to be relaxed.

264
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,351
>> What are you doing?
>> Fixing you.

265
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,353
>> I'm not broken.
>> If you guys are going

266
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,322
to fight, at least
look like a couple.

267
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,324
Put your arm around
her or something.

268
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,359
>> Ow!
Real smooth.

269
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,394
>> Real supportive.
[detector beeps]

270
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,496
Felix >> Okay, the motion
detector is finished.

271
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,398
Now, give her the ring
and for goodness sake,

272
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,434
look like you're
into each other.

273
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,369
We have a fairy
to catch, remember?

274
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,441
[gasp]
[giggles]

275
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,210
Hayley >> Hmm...
Jake >> Hmm..

276
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,312
Ooo, what a surprise.

277
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,381
Your hands are cold
like the rest of you.

278
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,350
>> Oh ho, what surprise, you
smell like a day-old pot roast.

279
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,485
[laughs]

280
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,487
[Brian snarls]
Oh no.

281
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:11,024
***

282
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,093
>> Nice ring.
>> Brian, it's not

283
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,028
what it looked like...
>> You know, save it.

284
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,064
We're done.
Oh, and you know what?

285
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,432
I want my speaking
teddy bear back.

286
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,202
>> Brian, my man.

287
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,972
>> I eat food from a trash can.

288
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:28,475
***

289
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,944
>> It's adorable
because it's true.

290
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,947
***

291
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,254
>> This is all
your fault, Felix.

292
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,224
>> It was your stupid idea.
>> No one had a better one.

293
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,359
The Eris is attracted
to people in love.

294
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,628
You guys need to be in love.

295
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,597
And if Brian gets jealous,
well that's the price to pay

296
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,765
for being monster hunters!

297
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,902
>> Well, maybe it's
too high a price to pay.

298
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:57,004
I'm going to go talk to Brian.
>> Wait.

299
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,039
Do you think I can
get that ring back?

300
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,441
The Eris didn't seem
to be fooled by it.

301
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:07,314
So, we'll talk about phase
two of my plan later.

302
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,682
Stockley >> Hope my plan
works better than yours.

303
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:12,819
>> Mr. Stockley, you don't
have to hide anymore.

304
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,922
You already made the date.

305
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,924
>> Oh, I'm not hiding,
I'm building.

306
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,192
Now that I've made a date with
Ms. Heffelfinger for Valentine's

307
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,828
Day, I had to find a way to let
her know that I'm a friend

308
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,830
but I don't want her
to think I'm interested.

309
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,933
>> So you're making a card?

310
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,968
>> No, a stink bomb.

311
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,937
I'm going to set it off
in the middle of our date.

312
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,672
I'll give her just enough
time to fix my carburetor

313
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,308
and then 'booo...'
>> How is that nice?

314
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,344
>> Well, that way the date's
over and no one has to hear the

315
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,246
other person didn't like them.
It's a win-win.

316
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,348
Except for the stink.

317
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:44,084
>> I have a lot to learn
about love from you.

318
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,086
[Stockley chuckles]

319
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:49,489
***

320
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,824
>> I really didn't mean
to mess things up with you.

321
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,961
>> Hm, I guess it's
not your fault.

322
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,029
I'm just stunned he could
take you seriously

323
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,165
as competition.
Huh.

324
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,433
>> I know you're hurting so
I'm just going to let that go.

325
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,502
Felix >> Okay, come on guys.
Jack up the energy a little bit.

326
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,537
I'm going to try
this one more time

327
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,506
with a few more modifications.
[beep]

328
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,475
We're all set.
The freeze ray ring is connected

329
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,978
to the motion sensor so
please don't mess this up

330
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,879
'cause I really really
want to see Eris again.

331
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,248
So let's get to pretending.
She need to see true love.

332
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,284
>> Fine.

333
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,588
Ooh, we can't do this
right now, there's Brian.

334
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,656
>> Oh no, we can't wait.

335
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,598
>> What do you mean you're not
interested in going out with me?

336
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,666
>> What are you doing?

337
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,702
Jake >> You have to get
over this Brian guy.

338
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,604
Sure he loves you, who wouldn't?
You're the smartest,

339
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,007
most beautiful girl in school.

340
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,009
But you've got to
forget about Brian!

341
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:45,145
You're my girlfriend now!
>> Okay, I get it.

342
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,114
>> Keep it up.
She should be here soon.

343
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,116
[squirt, cough]

344
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,218
>> This is really sweet of you.

345
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,153
But I don't want
to go out with you!

346
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,788
The whole idea is ridiculous!

347
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,724
>> Ahem, ease up a little.
Other girls can hear.

348
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,093
Hayley >> I like Brian.

349
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,463
Jake >> Hayley, you're
better than Brian.

350
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,233
He's an okay guy but you
are a truly special girl.

351
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,168
The only thing bigger than
your sense of adventure

352
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,170
is your heart.

353
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,239
***

354
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,274
I don't think any guy
is good enough for you.

355
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,676
But if I got the chance
to be your boyfriend,

356
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:20,113
I know I'd never ever walk away.

357
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,549
[gasp]

358
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,085
>> Wow.
Really?

359
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,089
***

360
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,124
Uh-oh!

361
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,160
>> Right.
[boxing bell dings]

362
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,128
Ahhh!
Hayley >> Jake!

363
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,597
[crash]
>> Jake?

364
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:42,769
[whoosh]

365
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,840
>> Ha ha!

366
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,243
>> Jake, are you okay?
>> I'm great.

367
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,379
My brain kind of
cushioned the blow.

368
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,448
***

369
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,484
>> Can you guys handle the clean
up while I take care of her?

370
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,519
And don't forget
to Snark everyone.

371
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,588
Jake >> On it.
>> You're coming downtown

372
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,757
with me, little lady.
[crackling]

373
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,959
Hayley >> Whoa, whoa!
Ah, what about Brian?

374
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:10,097
>> Oh, he'll defrost,
in a minute...or 60.

375
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,099
You've got to protect the tips
of his fingers and his nose

376
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,134
or it could be bad.
>> What is that suppose to mean?

377
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,103
>> Gotta go.
Bye bye.

378
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:22,642
***

379
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,944
>> Wake up, Eris.

380
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,580
Wake up.

381
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:31,184
>> Hey.
Hey, you tied me up!

382
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,986
Let me out of here.
>> I can get you home.

383
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,123
[dimension mites buzz]
But first, I think it's time

384
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,024
we got to know each
other a little bit.

385
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,127
>> There's nothing you
need to know about me.

386
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,028
>> Let's start with why you're
inflicting so much pain

387
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,297
on everyone.
And I'm not letting you go

388
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,667
until you tell me.
Come on, talk to Felix!

389
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,936
Most girls talk
to me all the time,

390
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:53,373
mostly about their boyfriends
and how I'm such an easy guy

391
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,376
to talk to 'cause I'm
not like a real guy.

392
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,345
>> Okay, fine.

393
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,847
I was with my boyfriend...

394
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,150
>> So you have a boyfriend?

395
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,984
>> Look at me,
what do you think?

396
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,019
>> Right.
Eris >> We Erises always have

397
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,289
boyfriends which is why when
we cross over from our dimension

398
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,924
and can't get back,
we get a little cranky.

399
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,427
And it doesn't help seeing all
these happy couple everywhere.

400
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,329
>> So you took your
anger out on them.

401
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,398
>> Yeah, I guess.

402
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,433
>> I can relate to that feeling.
>> You can?

403
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,769
>> Sure.
I spent a lot of my life

404
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,638
being surrounded by people
and never being noticed.

405
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,175
I'm not a wisp of wind.
[gasps]

406
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,211
But no matter how angry I get,
it still doesn't give me

407
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,180
the right to make other
people miserable.

408
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,248
>> I mean, you deserve to happy
just as much as they do.

409
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,184
>> Well...
Eris >> You're so smart.

410
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,219
You figured out how to catch me.

411
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,854
And, you're pretty cute.

412
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,324
>> Eeep.

413
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,626
Aghh!

414
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,696
I wish we weren't from
separate dimensions.

415
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,598
It makes it so much
harder for us to date.

416
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,700
>> Plus, I'm 250 years old.

417
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,702
Felix >> You think that
would turn me away?

418
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,438
I once dated a girl
with sideburns.

419
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,373
Why?
[slap]

420
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,511
>> I'm sorry you have to spend
your Valentine's Day

421
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:07,214
this way, Prudence.
>> Oh no, Mr. Stockley,

422
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,282
you're worth it.

423
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,218
>> I just want you to know
how much I appreciate

424
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,353
everything you've done for me.

425
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,555
>> Well, I'm glad
you feel that way

426
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:18,591
because I'm going to ask
a special favour in return.

427
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,593
>> Really?
>> It's kind of

428
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,495
Valentine's Day related.
I hope you don't mind.

429
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,597
[sniff]

430
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:28,235
>> Oh well, Prudence,
I just want to make

431
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,371
your Valentine's Day special
so just tell me

432
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:35,242
what it is you want...slowly.

433
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:38,077
Ms Heffelfinger >> I'm a single
lady and I don't meet many guys

434
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:41,314
outside of school so
when I do meet someone

435
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:44,451
I feel I have that
special chemistry with,

436
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,719
I really don't want to waste
the chance to tell him.

437
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,688
>> Slow down.
Ha ha.

438
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,724
I can't hear all this so fast.

439
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,726
>> No, I can't slow down.
I have to blurt it out

440
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,762
to the world.
>> No, you don't.

441
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,730
>> I...love...
>> Wait.

442
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,732
...Principal Nuss.
>> Prudence, I...

443
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,670
What?
>> I love Nuss.

444
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,738
>> Nuss?

445
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,774
>> I love his nasal
voice on the PA.

446
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,843
I love his 'Skipping Class
is No Class' campaign.

447
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,912
>> Nuss?
>> Yes.

448
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,881
So you'll put in a
word with him for me?

449
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,016
Just tell him I like him.
>> Not me?

450
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,051
[laughs]
Oh, no.

451
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,987
No, no.
No.

452
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,055
[chuckles]

453
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,024
>> Why?
What's wrong with me?

454
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,294
>> Oh, Stockley,
let's not go there.

455
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,762
I wouldn't want to hurt you
on Valentine's Day.

456
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,831
Let's just be friends.

457
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,833
>> But I thought that...
>> I have to go.

458
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,836
***

459
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,871
>> Oh, shoot!

460
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,907
***

461
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,379
***

462
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,615
>> Well, I suppose
I should go now.

463
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,550
Felix >> Right.
Back to your dimension.

464
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,685
Back to your time.

465
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,021
Back to your boyfriend.

466
00:20:55,087 --> 00:21:01,494
[whoosh]

467
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:06,165
***

468
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,701
Eris >> I really
appreciate this.

469
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:12,104
>> If I could meet
someone just like you,

470
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,441
then maybe Valentine's Day
would be fun to celebrate.

471
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,643
[laughs]

472
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:23,683
Eris >> I think as soon as you
realize how lovely you are,

473
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:28,355
you'll be able to see that
love is all around you.

474
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,090
Like that cute girl in chemistry
class has a huge crush on you.

475
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,092
Bye, Felix.

476
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,762
[whoosh]

477
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:39,098
Whoa! Oh! Ooooh!

478
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,200
[bonk]
Ow!

479
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,169
Wait!
What girl?

480
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,171
Which chemistry class?

481
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:55,147
***

482
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,584
>> Oh, hey.

483
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,719
>> Hey.

484
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,754
How are you?
>> Good.

485
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,823
Good.
>> Good.

486
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,825
How's the eye?
>> Fine.

487
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:09,028
Ladies love it.
Female ladies.

488
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,431
>> Right.

489
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:16,769
Listen, Jake, um,
about yesterday,

490
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:20,407
there was a moment...
>> I was just doing my job.

491
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:23,075
That's all.

492
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,878
>> Yeah, right.
Me too.

493
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,814
I just want to make
sure you knew I was

494
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,849
totaling acting as well.
Jake >> Absolutely.

495
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,851
I didn't mean all
those things I said.

496
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:34,153
>> Phew!
Yeah, right.

497
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,789
And I definitely did not like
having your arm around me.

498
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,426
>> Definitely not.
>> Yeah.

499
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,428
[door rattles open]
Teacher >> Okay, guys.

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Let's turn to page 34 of your
workbook and we'll go through

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your quiz answers
from yesterday.