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Jake >> Again, I think
your hair looks great.

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Hayley >> Well, you know what?
You wouldn't understand

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because you have a bad
hair day everyday.

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>> Girls!

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[fizzle]

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[monster gurgles]

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[emergency warning tones]

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Are you still talking
about my hair?

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>> Circle around.

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[emergency warning tones]

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[monster gurgles]

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[pop, zap]

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[bing bing]

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>> Sorry.
[monster gurgles]

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[emergency warning tones]

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***

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[emergency warning tones]

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***

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Stockley >> You kids,
stop this right now!

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[monster gurgles]

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What is going on here?

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>> Well, ah,
the monster escaped...

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Stockley >> Please,
and take that thing off.

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Look at this mess.

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What do you have
to say for yourself?

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>> They made me do it.

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[gurgles]

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***

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***

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***

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***

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***

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You guys can't just keep

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playing 'catch 'n capture'
with the monsters.

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Especially you, Jake.

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Now you owe me two Troop
reports, ten pages each.

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Jake >> That won't be that hard.
>> Title page doesn't count.

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>> Aw, man.

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>> Mr. Stockley, we were just
trying have a little bit of fun.

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>> Well, it's all well and good
till a Cyclops loses an eye.

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Now you guys get to work
cleaning this place up.

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Felix >> Yes, sir.
Stockley >> Oh no!

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My World's Greatest
Troop Leader mug.

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I don't even like coffee.
I drink out of it

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four times a day
just to show it off.

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>> Why don't you drink tea?

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>> Jake, it's a coffee mug.

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Well, you guys better be on
better behaviour tomorrow.

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I'm finally going to the
dentist to have a tooth pulled.

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>> Your dentist got
his license back?

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>> Nope.
But I did find this

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underneath my windshield
wiper this morning.

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>> Rust-Proofing?

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And discount dental services.
>> Lucky day or what?

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Anyway, you guys are going to
have a substitute Troop leader.

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Her name is Bianca Stonehouse.

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Felix >> Aaaaa!

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>> Wait.
The Bianca Stonehouse?

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>> That's right.
Hayley >> Aaaa!

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Jake >> Is she famous?

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Hayley >> She is a legend.

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When she was in The Troop,
she was known as the toughest,

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bravest monster
fighter of all times.

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Everyone had the Bianca
Stonehouse hair cut.

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>> It was not a
good look for guys.

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Hayley >> There's even
a maneuver named after her

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- The Stonehouse kick.

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It's where you kick a monster
in the face, like this.

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[whack, crash]

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[murmur of students]

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Jake >> Can't wait to meet
this Bianca Stonehouse.

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She sounds incredible.

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Felix >> Bianca specialized in
the most dangerous creatures.

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Jake >> Isn't 'Man' the
most dangerous creature?

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Felix >> That hasn't been
true since werewolves

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started riding sharks.

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Hayley >> Bianca is a superstar
but try to be professional.

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I'm sure she wants to be treated
just like an ordinary person.

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>> Hi.
I'm Bianca Stonehouse.

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[sputters with laughter
and mumbles]

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>> And I am Felix Garcia.
We've never met.

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I'm a big fan.
And you and I have the same IQ.

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Do you know how often
I get to say that? Never.

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>> It's so wonderful
to meet you at last.

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And you must be the lovely
and effervescent Hayley.

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>> Your favourite drink
is smoothies. Ha ha ha!

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>> Charmed.
And you are...Jake.

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I understand that you'll
be...details coming.

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Felix >> Bianca, could you tell
us about the time you were

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fighting a monster and you
couldn't find your blaster

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so you invented the
Stonehouse kick?

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>> Great story.
I was fighting this monster.

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So I invented the
Stonehouse kick.

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>> No!
[laughter]

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>> So ah, what kind of monster?

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>> We can tell stories all day,

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but right now we've
got work to do.

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My methods may seem a little
unusual but like the Stonehouse

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kick, they're effective.

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Questions?
Hayley >> Um...

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Can we be friends?

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And/or can I just...tell
people we are friends?

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>> We're friends already.
>> Aaaa.

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Eeee.

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Yeah!

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Bianca >> Is this the main
holding area for this facility?

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Jake >> Yes, we're
directly under the gym.

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[poof, snarl]
The monsters get a little touchy

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during basketball season
but otherwise they're fine.

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>> So how good is
your security system?

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[monster growls]
Hayley >> Top notch.

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State of the art.

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>> Is it true that you
guys also have a Locht?

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>> He's in isolation
on the lowest level,

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that's the most secure.

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>> And I assume he's being
monitored at all times.

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Jake >> Yes.

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[computer beeps]

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Jake >> You seem awfully
interested in the Locht.

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>> I have a lot
of interests, Jake.

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Calligraphy, jazz-fusion
and yes, Lochts.

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The Locht is the most cunning
and dangerous of creatures.

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I lost a whole Troop to a Locht.

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I will not lose another.

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Okay, let's get started
on some choirs, hm?

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>> Got one!

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Bianca >> I want each of
you to dig up 20 more worms.

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Jake >> We usually get
our worms from Maxi-Mart.

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>> Finding worms will
improve your instincts,

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make you a better Troop member.

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Buy a man a worm, next
day he needs more worms.

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Teach a man to dig for worms,
he gets...

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tons more worms.

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>> Isn't she great?

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>> I think we might have
a serious problem here.

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>> Jake, I haven't taken a
medical day in the 22 years

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of my education career and I'm
trying to make the most of every

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precious moment so this
better be important.

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>> Bianca Stonehouse is
asking strange questions

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and making us do weird stuff.

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>> You need to take
a step back here.

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Now you're vulnerable to
a condition that affects

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all new Troopers.

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The stress of the job
makes them paranoid.

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Any little thing can set them
off and before you know it,

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they're running down
the street naked,

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attacking old people
and street signs,

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ruining their reputation
for the rest of their lives.

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Jake >> What's it called?

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>> Stockley Syndrome.

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>> Because you discovered it?

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>> In a way.

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>> Okay, Stockley
Syndrome aside,

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what make you so sure I can
trust Bianca Stonehouse?

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>> I know her very well.
There's no one more dedicated

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to The Troop than
Bianca Stonehouse.

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Now she was in The Troop at
the same time as her brother

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Archer Stonehouse.
Archer got attacked by a monster

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and was badly hurt.
It put him in a wheelchair.

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>> Oh no.
That's terrible.

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>> And from that
day forward, Jake,

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she turned herself into a total
monster-fighting machine.

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So believe me, if there's
anyone you can trust, it's her.

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Now, may I get back to squeezing
every drop of beauty

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out of this day?
[music plays]

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>> Are you watching cartoons?

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[music plays]
>> I gotta go.

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>> I want you to take down
two out of every three.

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>> You give us such interesting,
curious choirs to do.

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Jake >> And how will this
make us better Troop members?

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>> We're doing this to help
fight global warming

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and improve our senses
in the dark.

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>> Mr. Stockley says
your brother Archer

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was in kick-boxing.
>> Oh yeah!

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He's crazy about
kicking and boxing.

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So lucky to find a sport
that combines the two.

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Jake >> Hm.
>> Keep up the good work.

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I'm going to go get a snack.

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***

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***

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[burp]

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Jake >> We've got
to do something.

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Bianca Stonehouse is a monster.
>> You take that back!

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>> I just saw her putting
worms in her mouth belly.

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She's a Locht.

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>> Please don't joke about
Lochts on the loose.

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>> I know you and Bianca
don't get along but really,

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you're just starting
to sound paranoid.

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Jake >> Hah, I'm paranoid?
Hayley >> Mm-hm.

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>> Lochts are shape-shifters.
This could be a Locht

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shaped like Bianca Stonehouse.
>> Yeah.

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You want to know what else is
shaped like Bianca Stonehouse?

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Bianca Stonehouse.

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Felix >> Maybe you
have Stockley Syndrome.

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I had it when I first
joined The Troop.

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I had to wear a lacrosse
helmet outside at night

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because I thought the stars
were reading my mind.

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>> Guys, I know
what I saw and...

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What is she making you do now?

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>> We're just disassembling
all the weapons.

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>> Don't you guys see
this is sabotage?

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>> Hey, guys.
How's it going?

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Jake >> Don't believe me?
Watch this!

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It's a wig!
[Bianca screams]

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Hayley >> Jake, stop it!

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Jake >> I don't get it.
It's suppose to be a wig.

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Hayley >> I think it's
Stockley Syndrome.

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00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,618
>> It's okay.
Jake, it's a high pressure job.

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We all snap once in a while.

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Some of us see monsters.
Some develop a rash.

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>> And I shout
inappropriate things.

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Bottom!

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>> TroopGrid, bring up
all information

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on Bianca Stonehouse.
[computer beeps]

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00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:09,569
Computer >> TroopGrid, disabled.
>> What's going on?

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00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:11,538
>> You guys were running
on old software.

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00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,907
>> Yeah, thanks to Bianca
though, we're upgrading.

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00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,943
Jake >> This is what I mean.
We have no weapons

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and no TroopGrid and
I know what I saw.

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She's a monster!

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>> I'm kind of
worried about him.

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00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,420
>> Yeah, me too.
Toilet!

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00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:31,258
>> I'll talk to Jake.
You guys keep plugging away.

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[clatter]
Stockley >> You know,

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it's not just Sponge Bob,
the starfish is hysterical too.

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00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,965
>> Oh, I know.
He's the emotional center.

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[cell phone rings]

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>> Stockley.
>> You've got to come back

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right away.
Bianca Stonehouse is a monster.

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Stockley >> Quit
fooling around, Jake.

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>> But I saw her putting
worms in her mouth belly.

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Please, you've
got to believe me.

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Stockley >> If I were you, right
now I'd write a note to myself

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not to forget to wear pants.
>> I don't have

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Stockley Syndrome and there's
a dangerous monster loose.

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>> I talked to
Bianca last night.

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And if she would have become
a monster with a mouth belly,

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she would have said something.

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I'll talk to you later, Jake.
>> Mr. Stockley...

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>> You look a little worried.

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You're not here for
rust-proofing, right?

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Ha ha, okay.
It's been a crazy week.

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Ha ha ha, here we go!
Open wide.

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Bianca >> I don't
think so, Jake.

246
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:31,684
I think you've bothered
poor Mr. Stockley enough.

247
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,821
[whoosh whoosh]
Hii-yaa!

248
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,688
[groan]
Sorry, Jake.

249
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:38,658
No weapons for prisoners.

250
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:41,461
[groan]

251
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,997
I'll take that watchcom as well.

252
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,836
[Jake groans]

253
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,838
You don't really think
I'm a monster, do you?

254
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,840
>> I know you are and
we're going to get you.

255
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,042
>> You're half right.

256
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,510
[sniff]
Mmm...chocolate.

257
00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,480
[gurgle]

258
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,116
Gross!
Ew!

259
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,153
I guess I'll leave you this.

260
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:10,090
If you get bored, you can read
about how we beat The Troop

261
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:13,226
the last time in 1385.

262
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,900
[security wall beeps]

263
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:24,137
[Jake groans]

264
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,741
Felix >> This thing is heavy.

265
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,777
Someone's been eating
a lot of worms.

266
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,146
>> Hey, Bianca.
Did you find Jake?

267
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,115
>> I couldn't find him.
He's obviously going through

268
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,184
something and he
needs his space.

269
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,052
>> Hm, been there.
Bianca >> For now, we've got

270
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:41,154
to get this Locht to the MUV.

271
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,156
[banging from container]
No offense to Stockley

272
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,558
but the security system failed
all the stress-tests.

273
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,660
>> That's so weird.
I mean, we just had it

274
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,562
inspected like what?
Three months ago.

275
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,664
Bianca >> Better
safe than sorry.

276
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,600
There's a reinforced
holding cell in Delaware.

277
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,236
[snarl]

278
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,605
[growl]
>> No getting use to that.

279
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,607
>> If he tried that on me,
he's be one sorry Locht!

280
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,675
Bianca >> All right,
that's great, Hayley.

281
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,644
Felix and I can
take it from here.

282
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,679
Why don't you head
on back to class.

283
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,581
>> Can we go out
for smoothies later?

284
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,617
>> Okay, but I'm paying.

285
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,392
[alarm bell]

286
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,494
>> Great.

287
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,431
Hah, no weapons.

288
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:29,702
[electric zaps]

289
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,973
Back away...from
the force-field.

290
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,042
>> It's me!

291
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,077
>> Jake, what are
you doing in there?

292
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,046
>> Bianca Stonehouse
locked me in.

293
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,081
She's a monster.
She admitted it.

294
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,116
>> She has done nothing but
help us since she got here.

295
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,152
>> She made us
destroy our weapons,

296
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,720
she dismantled the computer,
and she locked me in.

297
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,123
Where's Felix?
Hayley >> With Bianca.

298
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,325
They're moving the
Locht to Delaware.

299
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,396
Oh no.

300
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,999
[eclectic wall zaps off]
Jake >> Thank you.

301
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:04,471
[screeching tires]

302
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,240
Uh oh!
>> Felix.

303
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,219
Hayley >> I'm sorry I didn't
believe you, Jake,

304
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,288
but it was Bianca Stonehouse.

305
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,456
>> I know, but everything
she did was to help

306
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,592
the Locht escape.
She had you take out

307
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,660
the light bulbs because
they have sensitive eyes.

308
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,896
Then she had you break down the
weapons and disable TroopGrid.

309
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,999
How long till we're back online?

310
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:34,001
>> It'll be a couple of hours.

311
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,269
Man, I wish we had the real
Bianca Stonehouse here.

312
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,838
She knows everything
about the...duck...locht.

313
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,873
>> Thanks.
So our best chance

314
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,776
of finding Felix is to find her.
>> I know just where to look.

315
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,748
Jake >> Felix's life is in the
balance and we're looking for

316
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,384
clues behind a smoothie shop.
This is a waste of time.

317
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,920
>> Bianca Stonehouse
loves smoothies, okay.

318
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,888
>> Everyone loves smoothies.

319
00:15:56,023 --> 00:16:00,560
[muffled shouts]

320
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,872
>> Aah.
>> Bianca Stonehouse?

321
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,907
>> Thank goodness
someone's here.

322
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,909
Who are you?
>> We're from The Troop.

323
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,845
>> Good.
I'm going to need your help.

324
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,880
The woman who claims to
be me is really a Locht.

325
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,949
>> We know.
>> We saw her.

326
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,884
>> I think she's going
to release the Locht

327
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,919
you have in captivity.
>> Right.

328
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,855
>> She already did.
>> So you know that this time

329
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,324
of year Lochts go underground
to nest with their mate?

330
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,494
>> No, we didn't know that.
>> I bet the female Locht

331
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,663
broke the other one out of jail
so they could nest together.

332
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,731
Must have been her boyfriend.
>> Exactly.

333
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,767
You must be Hayley,
the smart one.

334
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,735
>> And I'm Jake.
>> There's no time for that.

335
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,904
We have to go after them.
Now, the Lochts always take

336
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,873
a food source with them
before hibernating.

337
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:50,277
Did you notice anything
or anyone missing?

338
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,345
>> Felix.

339
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:59,652
Dentist >> Looks like someone's
allergic to discount anesthetic.

340
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,122
I guess we both learned
a valuable lesson today.

341
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:05,358
[cell phone rings]

342
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,494
[garbled speech]

343
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,362
>> Bianca Stonehouse
was a monster.

344
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,431
[garbled speech]

345
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,400
>> No, she took Felix.
And she and her boyfriend

346
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,435
are going to eat him.
[Stockley garbles speech]

347
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,437
Jake >> No, we don't
know where she went.

348
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,406
But a slime trail
lead us to this hatch.

349
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,343
[Stockley garbles speech]

350
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,845
>> Yeah, I love you too.

351
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,847
Wow.

352
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,420
Dentist >> Ah ah, wait!
We're not done.

353
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,828
>> They went this way.

354
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,833
Hayley >> Ah, I'll never
forgive myself if something

355
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,536
bad happens to Felix.
Jake >> I know.

356
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,372
I'll even miss his science
related rap songs.

357
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:55,242
* Sixty-three moons
orbiting Jupiter *

358
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,245
* Better get it right or you're
gonna to sound stupider *

359
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,580
[distant shout]
Jake and Hayley >> Felix!

360
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:05,885
***

361
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,020
>> Let's do this thing.

362
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,058
[echoing water drops]

363
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,694
[Hayley groans]
>> Thanks.

364
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,963
>> I still don't know why
we didn't use the ladder.

365
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,166
Bianca >> Because,
I'm Bianca Stonehouse.

366
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,434
Go in with your blaster
set to 'stun'.

367
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,503
Jake, you lay down some
suppressing fire while Hayley...

368
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,438
>> I'm going to stop
you right there.

369
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,540
We don't have weapons.

370
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,509
Hayley >> That's not going
to stop Bianca Stonehouse.

371
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,511
I'm sure you've been in
situations like this before,

372
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,513
right?
>> There's no situation

373
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,948
I haven't been in, sweetheart.
There is this one time,

374
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:39,186
ah no...that's not
going to work.

375
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,488
Well, then there was
this one time like...

376
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:45,024
Ah, do either of you
have a bear costume?

377
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,026
>> Oh boy.
Hayley >> That's just

378
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:49,028
her first idea.
She's just gettin' warmed up.

379
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,997
What else?
>> Do you have any costumes

380
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,233
at all?
Raccoon, gladiator, ghost?

381
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,202
Jake >> We don't
have any costumes.

382
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,237
Look, there have been
Troops around a lot longer

383
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,306
than there have been
blasters and watchcoms.

384
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:02,675
There must be a way to take
down these monsters old-school.

385
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,478
>> Okay, like how?
>> Even in Medieval times,

386
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,881
they knew that the Lochts have a
small soft-spot under their arm.

387
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:12,051
If you hit it just right, you
can temporally paralyze them.

388
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,789
Here.
You can use this as a spear.

389
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,761
This bone will make
a decent blow gun.

390
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,597
I can use rocks for ammo.
What kind of weapon do you want?

391
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,599
>> Oh, sorry.
This is as far as I can go.

392
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,601
>> Wait, you're
not coming with us?

393
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,603
>> I can't.
I'm an adult.

394
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,605
My time has passed.
I'd be way too scared

395
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,507
of something as terrifying
as the Locht.

396
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,544
We call them the
Troop Destroyers.

397
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,812
But you guys will be fine.

398
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,397
Felix >> I can't believe it.

399
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,366
It's about time.

400
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,434
How did you guys find me?

401
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,503
Hayley >> The real Bianca
Stonehouse showed up

402
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,438
and helped us find you.
>> Awesome.

403
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,507
Ow!
>> What's wrong?

404
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,676
>> I twisted my ankle when they
made me climb down that ladder.

405
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,111
>> Pays to have
taken the rope.

406
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,384
Felix >> So, how do we
take these monsters out?

407
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,452
>> Hayley's got a stick
and I've got a bone.

408
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,554
>> That's a great
idea-are you kidding me?

409
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,490
Why didn't you guys
make gun power?

410
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,492
>> Maybe because we don't
know how to make gun power.

411
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,494
>> Well, if you had gone to the
Civil War reenactment with me,

412
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,496
you'd know.
Day one - gun power,

413
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,431
tourniquet's, weevil removal.
Day two...

414
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:38,104
[monsters growl]

415
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,072
>> Quick, Hayley, your stick!

416
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:43,610
[monster grumbles]

417
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,712
>> Well, that's just great.

418
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,881
>> I was going to
suggest jabbing it.

419
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,083
[phewt]

420
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:54,454
[monsters laugh]

421
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,530
[monster snarls]

422
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,598
Stockley >> Get away from them!

423
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:10,036
Hey, my tooth.

424
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,672
[thud]
Felix >> Mr. Stockley!

425
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:15,141
[monster grumbles]

426
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,209
Ahh!

427
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:21,213
***

428
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,249
[phewt]

429
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,352
***

430
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,454
[thwack]
[monster cries out]

431
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,756
[thud]

432
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,892
[Jake chuckles]

433
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,862
[other monster growls]
Ah oh!

434
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:42,402
[monster growls]

435
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:49,642
***

436
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,578
[thwack]
[Locht screams]

437
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,581
[dying groan]

438
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:01,020
>> The Stonehouse kick.
Hah!

439
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,189
>> Just like I practiced it.

440
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,492
[chuckles]

441
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:08,027
Felix >> That was sick.
Is everybody all right?

442
00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:10,096
>> Ah, I think we're all good.

443
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,599
[growls]
[Stockley screams]

444
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,402
[thwack]

445
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,470
[groan]

446
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:21,508
Hayley >> That wasn't
really a bear, was it?

447
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,212
[Bianca groans]

448
00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:32,084
Jake >> His and her cells.
That's nice.

449
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,654
Hayley >> Ah, true love.

450
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,758
>> Well, it must have been
pretty exciting to have

451
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,627
the real Bianca Stonehouse
as your leader, huh?

452
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,662
Hayley >> Mm, yeah.

453
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:45,031
But there's no substitute
for the real deal.

454
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,099
>> We're glad you're back.

455
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,001
>> Well, I was fishing
for that compliment

456
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:51,170
but it's nice to hear it anyway.

457
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,773
>> Oh, we have
something for you.

458
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,976
>> Ah ha ha!
You guys are the best!

459
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,712
* If you got something busted
and you don't know what to do *

460
00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:03,282
* Here's your old friend Felix
with a recipe for glue *

461
00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:09,456
[dribbles]

462
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,824
Is that the bell?

463
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:15,161
[dribbles]