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Jake >> Hurry up, Phoebe.

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Mr. Brinker >> You're
on my lawn.

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Uh-uh.

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It's mine now.

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Jake >> Hey, you'd better save
that, it's going to be worth

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a lot some day.

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Mr. Brinker >> Humph.

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>> You know what?
Why don't I just

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get off your lawn?

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Phoebe >> He got my glow ball
last week which I kind of get

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but what's he going to do
with my Princess tiara.

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>> Come on, Your Majesty,
Mom said I have to walk you

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to the bus.
>> Funny, Mom said I had

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to walk you to the bus.

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Said you're nervous about
the Aptitude Test results.

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>> Try totally freaked.
Once they label you something

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it's hard to shake it.

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>> You can overcome
anything, Jake.

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I believe in you.
>> Really?

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>> No, I just saw people
say that on TV.

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>> Oh.

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>> My bus!
My bus!

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>> I got it.

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Stop!
Stop!

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I said stop!

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♪♪♪

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I said stop!

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>> Ohhh...

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Phoebe >> Thanks, Jake.

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>> Oh, and don't forget, I won't
be back from my beauty retreat

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until tomorrow.
Mr. Brinker >> Oh, you're going

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to need to stay longer.
>> What?

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>> So long.

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>> What's going on in there?

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Hello?

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Argh!

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♪♪♪

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>> Hey, Jake.
>> Cuddy, what's wrong?

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>> Oh, I...I just got the
results of my Aptitude Test

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back, you know?
Turns out I'm not going to be

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able to live out my, uh...
dream of being a matador.

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>> Whatever you're going to be,
I bet it's still pretty cool.

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>> Oral Surgeon.
>> Dude.

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>> Yeah, so if you know anyone
who needs a pair of sequined

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pants, give them my number.

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Jake >> Mr. Stockley, wait!
I was hoping you could

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give me a little heads up
on my Aptitude Test results.

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>> Oh, I don't think that's
a discussion you want to have

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in public.
My office, ten o'clock.

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>> Oh, but just a hint?
A revealing glance.

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Great, I'll probably
end up a janitor.

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Which would be totally awesome.

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>> Here's your books.
Pipe busted.

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Your new locker's 33 -
around the corner,

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down the hall.
>> Seriously?

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Hayley >> One of the guys just
said something completely...

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I don't even know what he said.
Okay, so we were in R2, right?

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Mr. Robinson's class,
and right when he was about

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to start talking...
So you know David and what

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a troublemaker he is right?
>> Thank you.

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>> New locker.
>> Hi, I'm Hayley.

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>> I know.
We've been going to school

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together since we were
in second grade.

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>> Oh...right, well...
nice to meet you again.

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>> Mmmph

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>> Stubborn one.
>> Here, let me.

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>> Laugh it up, ladies, but I'm
not a guy who gets embarrassed.

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But nothing's impossible.

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Teacher >> Nice of you
to join us, Mr. Collins.

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We've already paired up
for the frog dissection.

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Find a partner.

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♪♪♪

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>> Over here, science friend.

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Jake >> Hey, Felix.
>> Congratulations, Jake.

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You just won the
lab partner lottery.

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You can take you're A-plus plus
to the bank.

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Here's some rules.
>> I really didn't ask to be...

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>> Hang on, I still talking.
This is a baggie

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of frog organs.
I want you to memorize them.

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>> But our frog
hasn't been dissected.

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>> I brought these from home.
You see, I am that good.

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As you can see, I am driving
this train and what I expect

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from you are the three "L's",
Loyalty, Listening and Ladies,

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comma, advice about.

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>> Sanjay, how many
weeks is this lab?

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>> Shh.

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>> Okay, scissors...

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Herb >> I just don't get it.
Accounting?

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Mr. Stockley >> The test
doesn't lie.

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>> Are you sure?
This is a huge debit

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in my joy column.
I'll have to amortize

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my unhappiness over
the next seven quarters.

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>> Somehow I think we
got this one right.

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>> Sorry, Herb.
>> Thanks, Jake.

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>> Take one.
>> It's okay, I'm not

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really hungry.

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>> Take one.

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Jake >> Oh...looks good.

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It is good.
>> Impressive.

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Okay, let's go.
>> Go where?

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So, this is how you
let people down?

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Offer them some fruit and tell
them their future's over?

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I already know
what I want to do.

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I want to draw comics.
>> So what if I told you

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instead of drawing heroes
you could be one?

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>> I'd say you were trying
to sell me something.

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>> You know Felix,
Hayley.

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Jake >> What are
you doing here?

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You flunked
the Aptitude Test, too?

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What the heck was that?
Felix >> Just making sure

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nobody's listening.
Got to keep our secrets.

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>> You guys really take this
Aptitude Test thing seriously.

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>> Jake, there's a test within
the test, a hidden test

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that gauges for other
unique abilities,

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extraordinary aptitudes.

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Now, your test scores were the
highest that we've ever seen.

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I didn't believe it until you
broke open that Dung Melon.

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Do you know how few people
choose that fruit let alone

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figure out how to open it?
>> No... Wait!

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Did I eat something
called a Dung Melon?

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>> You were made to
be part of the Troop.

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>> We fight monsters.

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>> You're kidding, right?

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>> Not at all.
We're part of a secret

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worldwide organization
that's dedicated to keeping

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the world safe from monsters.
Felix >> Sorry about that

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whole flooding-your-locker,
making-us-lab-partners thing.

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I just thought it'd be easier
to have an excuse to hang out

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together when we finally...
teamed up.

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>> This is a lot to take in.

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>> Want to see
something amazing?

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Show him.
>> Booya gusha.

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>> Whoa!

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Mr. Stockley >> That's not it.
Wait for it.

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Jake >> Huh!

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No way.
>> The monsters are real, Jake.

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They've always been here,
around you your whole life.

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Throughout time, the Troops
have been there to keep

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monsters from taking over.
>> Do you remember that giant

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moth attack two years ago?
>> No.

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Felix >> Exactly.
We stopped it.

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>> We'd like you to join us,
Jake, but think about it

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carefully.
It's a big responsibility.

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It's incredibly dangerous.
You don't get paid...

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>> And you can't tell
anybody about it.

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>> But you get
to hunt monsters?

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Hayley >> Well, yeah, but...
>> I'm in!

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When do we start?
>> We just did.

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Jake >> Ahhh...!

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Jake >> Ahhhh!

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>> Ahhhhh...!

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Mr. Brinker >> What's your
problem, freak show?

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>> I was just being chased
by something horrible.

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>> Well, I'd have said it was
my wife but she's out of town.

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Look, I know you're not
officially on my lawn

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so I'm warning you,
stay off near my lawn.

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>> I'll go,
but it's not much of a lawn,

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all patchy with crab grass.

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>> When you get a lawn
of your own, you can judge.

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Now get out of here.

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>> It's definitely a monster.
Felix >> Actually, squirrels

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are not monsters, Jake.

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Jake >> Very clever,
I always thought this was

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an actual barf bucket.
Hayley >> It is.

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Jake >> So that's
what that card does.

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>> Plus, I use it to wedge
out stuck batteries.

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Being a Troop member
has its perks.

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Mr. Stockley >> You're going to
be spending a lot of time here.

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Now, the chairs
are uncomfortable

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but that's because we spent all
the money on the Troop Grid.

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We use this to monitor levels
of monster activity around the

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world, access our database and
communicate with other Troops.

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Now there's Pang Ni and
her team in Beijing.

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>> And there's Maurizio
and his paesans in Rome.

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Hey, Maurizio!

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Ciao, Maurizio.
If you get him talking

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he'll never stop.
And here's my mom.

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>> She thinks I
have my own TV show.

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And we'll be right back.

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So, based on its ability
to turn things to stone,

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I think we can narrow down
the monster that chased you

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to one of five potential
monster species.

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There's Cockatrice, Amphesian,
Medusa, Basilisk and Kalamati.

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>> I'm moving us
to Monster Com Three.

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Jake >> What's that?

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Mr. Stockley >> It means
a direct threat exists.

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It's all right here
in your Troop manual.

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It's a little old but the
information's still good.

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Read it, it's important.
It's what Troops have used

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for years.
Why don't you guys show Jake

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around a bit and I'll keep
checking to see if there's

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anything more I can uncover.

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Hayley >> I'll take you on
a tour of our holding cells.

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It's completely safe.

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>> Then what do
I need this for?

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Gross!

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>> Well, Jake...this is
where we keep the monsters.

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They're safe,
all taken care of.

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This way they can't hurt
anybody or each other.

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Some choose to reform their
ways and they can coexist

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with us, for example, Bigfoot,
Loch Ness Monster,

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Mickey Rourke don't bother
anybody anymore.

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But others...

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...not so much.

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Each Troop is tasked
with keeping its town

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and designated area
monster free.

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There are thousands of Troops
just like ours all over

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the world.
>> And no one ever knows?

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Wow.
And all these Troops are made up

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of teenagers just like us?
>> Yeah.

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We're chosen because we're
still able to think in ways

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that adults can't and...

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>> Whoo...!
>> You know those things

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that you saw under your bed
and in your closet

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that scared you
when you were little?

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Your parents said they're
just clothes and toys.

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>> Yes.
>> Yeah, those were monsters.

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>> I knew it!

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Now this is what
I'm talking about.

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♪♪♪

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>> This is our new
technologies room.

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This is a high tension plasma
sensor, this is a freeze ray,

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night vision goggles...
>> Communication device?

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>> Um...

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No, that's my retainer.

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Jake >> Sorry.

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Whoo...what's that?
Hayley >> Hold on, Jake.

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Look, you can't just pick
that up make it work!

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It take years to get certified
so don't expect to just...

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Then again,
certification's overrated.

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>> He missed one.

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♪♪♪

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>> This is going to be so cool.

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>> He's way better than
Gavin ever was, by the way.

250
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>> Who's Gavin?

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>> He's the Troop
member you replaced.

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He was...
my best friend.

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He's gone now.
>> Taken out by a monster?

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>> Moved to Delaware.
God, I miss him.

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>> Well, now that
I'm part of the Troop,

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we'll be hanging together.
>> That's why I made this

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friendship schedule.
Now, on Tuesdays we'll watch

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movies, on Fridays we'll have
sleepovers, and Jake...

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Jake?
Jake?

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Uh...tonight I'm cooking
Chicken Florentine.

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Jake?

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Florentine.

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Ethel?

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♪♪♪

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Ethel?
What the heck are you

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doing out here?

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♪♪♪

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Huh...!

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Wha...!

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♪

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♪

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♪♪♪

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>> Mr. Brinker?

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♪♪♪

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Don't freak.

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Don't freak.

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♪♪♪

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Ahhhh...!

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if what you heard was right,

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it could only be a basilisk.

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Which means it's only 48 hours
from the time of attack

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until the victim is turned
to stone forever.

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>> Mirrors are basilisk's
kryptonite.

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Oddly, they love kryptonite
Can't get enough.

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Ironic, right?
Hayley >> Felix...mirrors.

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>> So you take the
mirror and - Pow!

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Basilisk down for the count.

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>> Actually I was thinking we
could charge into the woods,

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freeze rays blasting and...
Hayley >> Whoa, whoa,

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whoa there, Tex.
First of all,

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I'm leading this charge.
Felix >> Secondly, you can't

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freeze a basilisk.
It only gets them mad.

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Didn't you read
your field manual.

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>> I didn't get that far yet.

295
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>> Basilisk starts with a 'B'.
Jake >> I'm a slow reader.

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>> Then, just follow us.
>> Hang on tight.

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>> To what?

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♪♪♪

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Jake >> Duct tape, that's
your high-tech solution?

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Hayley >> Duct tape was
a Troop invention in 1918.

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It's all in the manual.
>> Okay.

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Jake, If you hear something,
shut your eyes immediately.

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>> And then what?
>> Run, of course.

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>> How do I shut
my eyes and run?

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Felix >> It's in the manual.
Oh...and crow like a rooster.

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Basilisks hate the sound
of rooster crowing.

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>> He's kidding, right?
>> You'll find when it comes

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to monsters, Felix doesn't kid.
Take this and plant it

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over on that bridge
behind some bushes.

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We'll drive the basilisk
towards one of the mirrors

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using these pulse blasters.
Then, at the last second,

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pull back the bush.
The beast will see his

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reflection and turn to stone.
Everything will go back

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to normal.
Easy-peasy.

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Jake >> Hey, I have an idea.
You plant the mirror

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and I'll take the blaster.
>> Ha ha, nice try.

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Now get going,
we're burning daylight.

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Oh, and practice
your rooster noises.

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Felix >> Hey, Jake,
are you there?

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Jake >> Did you see
the basilisk?

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00:20:02,442 --> 00:20:04,410
>> No, just wanted to go over
tonight's sleepover menu.

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How do you feel about s'mores?

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Hayley >> It's on, Felix!
Coming to you.

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Left flank, centre shot,
due south.

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He'll come right to you.

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪

328
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:33,439
>> What are you doing?

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It should have run right
to you.

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00:20:35,475 --> 00:20:37,374
>> Whoa! Hold on, hold on!
It's me!

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00:20:37,443 --> 00:20:39,410
>> I told you to hold
your position.

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00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:41,412
>> Sitting didn't feel right.
I just felt like

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I needed to be here.

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00:20:43,449 --> 00:20:45,347
Hayley >> Oh, no.
It found the mirror.

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It's tricked us.
>> It's breaking them all.

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Jake >> There's still the one
I hid.

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♪♪♪

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>> Get the mirror!

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Don't look back!

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♪♪♪

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Oh...
Uh...

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Oh!

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00:21:19,968 --> 00:21:23,661
Jake >> Aw, it's smashed!

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00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:25,732
Hayley's turned to stone!

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00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:28,356
>> Will you stop that?

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00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:30,323
>> It may be the only
thing keeping us alive!

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00:21:36,778 --> 00:21:38,711
>> We're a super high-tech
monster fighting squad,

348
00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:40,920
we must have a better weapon
than a stupid rooster!

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>> Run!

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Felix >> Huh?
>> Run to that shed, run!

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Come on out you ugly lizard!
Felix >> What are you doing?

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Jake >> Run!

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Jake >> Close your eyes!

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Ahh!

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00:22:08,050 --> 00:22:11,399
Felix >> Now that was cool.
Not exactly by the book

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00:22:11,468 --> 00:22:13,470
you didn't read, but awesome.
>> Was it?

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Felix >> Yeah.
Hayley >> Sure looked like it.

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>> You're okay!
You're okay!

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00:22:19,096 --> 00:22:22,168
Ah!

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00:22:22,237 --> 00:22:24,481
Ah!

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00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:27,449
What?
We don't hug after missions?

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00:22:27,518 --> 00:22:30,107
Hayley and Felix >> Um...no.

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♪♪♪

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00:22:32,972 --> 00:22:35,319
>> Uh...what are you
doing with that ponytail?

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00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,252
>> Hey, how much longer
will the Brinker's

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stay turned to stone?

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Mr. Brinker >> I don't know
why we're in the woods.

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I told you I don't remember
what happened but I do know

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this, if you paid more than
$10.00 for that spa treatment,

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you got robbed.

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00:22:51,508 --> 00:22:53,441
Ethel >> Well,
I'll tell you what.

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The second you shave off
that idiotic mustache,

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I'll listen to your beauty tips.

374
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,586
>> What mustache?

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00:23:00,655 --> 00:23:02,967
>> Look!
Oh....

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00:23:03,036 --> 00:23:14,047
♪♪♪