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Radio Host >> It'll be
no surprise to any of our

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listeners that the Explosive
Playmaker of the Week is...

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Cody Stenhammer.

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Here's a young man, six foot
three, 245 pounds who can

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run down the fastest receiver
and still take hits

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from the biggest linemen.
This guy's an opposing

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coach's nightmare.
He's fast, he's strong,

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he's unstoppable.
The only thing between

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Cody Stenhammer
and the Hall of Fame

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is Cody Stenhammer.

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He's going to have a lot
of things coming at him now.

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People know he's...

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>> HUH!

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Oop!
Oof!

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UH!
ARGGHGHHH...

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Mr. Stockley >> Don, that's all
very helpful information, Don.

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In fact, Don, I think we're
dialoging really well here, Don.

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Jake >> So why is Mr. Stockley
talking like that?

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>> He went to a Super
Persuasion Techniques

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seminar last weekend.
Felix >> He was telling us

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about it.
It's like, say the guy's name

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a lot or talk about how good
your conversation's going.

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>> Sounds kind of dumb.
Does it work?

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>> I wasn't really listening.

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>> So what kind of monster
are we looking for, Felix?

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>> We'll have to check the data
before we can say for certain

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but it's definitely
a Class One Burrower.

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>> But I'll call Animal Control,
Don and we'll get it

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all taken care of.
You mind if I borrow

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your pen, Don?

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>> Hey, guys.
It's time for the snark.

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>> The who?
>> The snark.

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Don't you think it's weird that
we're surrounded by monsters

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but no one ever remembers
seeing one?

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>> I wanted to ask about that.
>> It's a snark!

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Its song erases memories.
Put in your earplugs.

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>> Okay, girl,
go ahead and sing.

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>> Well, Don, sorry your friend
went to Mexico and left you

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with all this work.
Thanks for the tour, Don.

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Highly educational.
Right, guys?

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Felix >> I learned so much.
Hayley >> Oh, thank you.

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It was a blast.
>> Any time.

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>> Yeah...no.

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>> Still not seeing it, man.
>> Because it grows in blonde

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like a surfer.
Trust me, it's there.

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Jake >> Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late.

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What's up?
>> Felix ID'd our monster.

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>> Mongolian Death Worm,
exactly what I suspected.

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>> Dang.
>> Precisely.

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Big and deadly.
>> Hey, it's blind but very

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sensitive to vibrations.
It was probably attracted

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to the jackhammer.
>> So maybe we can

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set a trap for it.
>> Dude, I had the same thought.

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We're like,
completely in sync.

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>> Hey, whatever we do,
it's got to be fast.

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>> Senior Shakedown.
The Death Worm likes to dance?

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>> No.
It's tonight and the thumping

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from the speakers will be
like a Death Worm magnet.

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>> Luring it to a buffet table
full of delicious seniors.

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>> So, I guess we'll have to
sneak in since we're freshmen.

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>> Oh no, we're already going.
Brad Johnson asked me

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last week.
It's our first date so I really

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want it to be special.
My dress is totally stunning

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and it's...

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>> What about you?
I thought all seniors hate you.

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>> I know, and I've tried
everything, riddles,

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magic tricks...
I make funny lyrics

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to popular songs
and they still hate me.

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What don't they
like about this?

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Huh? Rubber pencil.
>> Give me that.

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Felix >> No.
>> Then what are you

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doing there?
Felix >> I'm setting up

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the audio equipment
with the A.V. Club.

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It's pretty sweet since we get
all the discarded refreshments.

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Hayley >> If we don't destroy
this Death Worm first,

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he'll have to go, too,
which means...

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you need a date.
>> Yeah, right.

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>> Who's going to ask me
to the Senior Shakedown.

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Student >> Hey, everybody,
here she comes!

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>> Brittany Ledbetter's free.

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>> We're getting this worm
before the dance.

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So this is your
great invention?

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Felix >> Sometimes greatness
comes from seeing the ordinary

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in a fresh way.
Hayley >> Yeah, then

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attaching explosives.

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Jake >> You're sure
your Mom won't mind us

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blowing up her washing machine?
>> She says she wants me

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to play outside more.
She can't have it both ways.

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What!
>> Okay, Jake, look.

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When Felix and I get back
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turn the machine on
and then run back.

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When the worm goes
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Felix will blow it up by remote.

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>> Wait!
How come I have to turn it on?

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Hayley >> You're still
the new guy!

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Jake >> Whoo.

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It's not very loud, is it?
>> You didn't set it on

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spin cycle.
Have you never washed

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your own clothes?

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>> Like that?

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>> Jake, come back!
Come back!

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>> What?

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Oof!

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>> Freeze, Jake!

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No vibrations.

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>> Plug it in!

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Felix >> It's heading
toward the washing machine!

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>> Come on, come on, come on.

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NOW, FELIX!

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Felix >> Ah ha, yes!
What did I tell you?

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Easy as pie.
>> You're sure it's dead?

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Hayley >> Hey, you know,
in science class, we cut up

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these earthworms but
pieces stayed alive.

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>> That's adorable, Hayley.

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But we're dealing with
a Mongolian Death Worm

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not a Nightcrawler.
>> Felix, I think you better...

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>> Shush.

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It's okay, Jake.
Just thank me for getting

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you out of the senior dance.

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Um...you can thank me later.
Ha.

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Principal Nuss >>
Why on earth would I want

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to postpone the Fall Fling?
Mr. Stockley >> Well, Barry...

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Nuss >> Principal Nuss.
>> But, Principal Nuss...right.

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Well, Principal Nuss, I'm sure
if you close your eyes

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and vision with me you'll
see that next week...

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Nuss >> This conversation
is over.

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Mr. Stockley >> This has
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interchange, Barry.

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Principal Nuss?

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One of the things that they
said to us in class is that

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persuasion isn't about results.

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It's about getting to results.

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Jake >> Wouldn't it be a lot
simpler if we just said,

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"Hey, if you don't postpone
this dance, monsters

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are probably going to eat
the entire graduating class."

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>> People can't handle
monsters that's why we say,

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we're in a Mime Club not
a Monster Hunting Troop.

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>> Yeah, and it's why
we have to use a Snark.

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>> Guys, we need to focus.
There are three Mongolian Death

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Worms loose and if we don't
destroy them tonight this

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whole town's in big trouble.
>> What about electricity?

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>> My thought exactly.
That's why we're best friends.

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>> What?
>> Hm! We'll fry them

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but we all need to be at
the dance to make this work.

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Hayley >> Yeah, which
means Jake needs a date.

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>> I can get a date,
no problem.

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>> This is a senior dance.
A senior needs to ask you.

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>> You know, I might be able
to find somebody for you.

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She won't be the smartest girl
or nice or even pleasant

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but she'll get you in the door.

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>> As great as that sounds,
maybe I can just sneak in

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with the A.V. Club.

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>> I might be able
to hook you up.

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Get it, hook you up?

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We make jokes like
that all the time.

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And, parody songs.
>> I can't.

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>> Look, I know it's
a high price to pay

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but you'll be saving lives.

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>> Fine.

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>> Welcome to the A.V. Club.

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>> Yay.

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Felix >> So guys, I know
there's been a lot of confusion

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about who my best friend is.

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I just thought -
full disclosure -

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you should probably know
it's Jake.

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>> Huh?
Etienne >> No, Felix,

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I thought it was I.
>> Guys, it's okay,

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Felix belongs to everyone.
>> Jake...

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It's best they know.

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I like you all very much but
Jake and I have a special bond.

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>> We're in Mime Club.
>> You don't even

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look like a mime.
>> He's very good.

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>> Show us something then.

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>> Man in a box.
>> Seen it.

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Fail.

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Lamest mime I've ever seen.
Felix >> Come on, guys.

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This isn't why
I brought him here.

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Jake is very
passionate about audio.

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>> I am.
>> And video.

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>> Um-hum.

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>> I just thought it'd be nice
for him to help us work

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the senior dance tonight, huh?

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>> Ha ha...ha.

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Can I have a word
with you for a second?

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>> What?

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>> Are you mad?
It's the Senior Shakedown.

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If this noob messes up, the
seniors are going to kill us.

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>> He's not going to mess up.

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He's there to observe our work
and get us supplies and stuff.

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>> Cheese puffs?
>> I can get you cheese puffs.

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No problem.
>> Ha. Trick question.

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I'm allergic to cheese.
>> Come on, Etienne.

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>> Fine.
Jake can be the assistant.

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Jake >> Great.
Thanks.

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>> As long as he answers
this simple question.

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How do ground an 18g9 cable?

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***.

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>> No TV for a week.

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No?
>> Nice best friend, Felix.

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Brittany >> You two, out!
Now!

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Jake >> Brittany, hi.

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There's something I really
wanted to ask you earlier.

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But I know it's probably
useless, and honestly,

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I won't be upset if you say no.
So whatever your first

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gut impulse is...
>> Hey, Jake wants to know

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if you'll take him
to the senior dance.

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>> You know, like I said,
if you have any doubts,

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I completely understand.
>> I accept.

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>> Yes!
Okay, bye, guys.

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See you later.
>> Um...Hayley.

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Brittany >> I'm not sure
what you're up to, but I have

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a feeling you're just using
me to get to this dance.

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>> What?
I...I would never.

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>> But I'm using you to get to
the dance, too, so it works out

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for both of us.

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>> Okay, good.
So I guess I'll see you tonight.

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>> Hang on...partner.
This is my senior dance.

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I want flowers.

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Nice ones.
>> Totally appropriate.

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>> And you need
to comb your hair.

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>> Yes, I was going to.
>> And I want you to dress up.

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Make sure you're wearing this.
>> Really? Wow.

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Is there anything else?
>> Yes.

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I don't want people to think
I'm taking you because

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I'm desperate so you'd better
look like you're really

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into me tonight.

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>> Okay.
>> Okay what?

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>> Okay...
sir?

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You'd better have a cuter

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nickname for me than that
by tonight.

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>> Whoo...

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>> So?
>> So I assumed the Mongolian

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Death Worm was going to
be the scariest thing at this

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dance but I guess not.

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Hayley >> All right,
are you guys ready?

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This is a dangerous mission.
>> Especially if I have

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to slow dance with Brittany.
>> Dude, I meant the worms.

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>> Just be careful in there.
Nobody get hurt tonight.

253
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Oh, and no dirty dancing.
I will suspend you.

254
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>> I still need to finish
wiring the speakers.

255
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Plus, I need to attach the
Tesla Amplifier with the mixing

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board so we can get enough
juice to cook those worms.

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I just wish we could stall
this dance for an hour.

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>> What if Hayley convinces
the DJ not to play anything

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too vibration heavy
until you're ready.

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>> But what about my date?
Brad needs attention, too.

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>> Let's try and keep Brad
from becoming worm food.

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Felix >> Right.
When the worms get here, I'll

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handle the fireworks, you guys
are in charge of crowd control.

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Scott >> Hey, hey.
Felix >> Hey, Scott.

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>> Tango 1-2-3,
come in, Nerd Base.

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I have located a female.
Request backup, over.

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>> That's, that's pretty good
but that's not really a toy.

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>> Nerd Base, come in.
This is Felix.

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I'm being harassed by a rad
dude named Scott who I think

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is really awesome!
>> Give it!

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Here you go.
Felix >> Thank you.

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>> Freshmen are WEESERS!

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Phlep.

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>> I hate seniors so much.
Brittany >> Hi.

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>> Oh, my gosh, Brittany,
you look beautiful.

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>> Isn't that what
you're supposed to say?

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>> I was about to.
>> Yeah, yeah, come on.

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Let's light this candle.

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Hayley >> Yeah.

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* *

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>> So...
the big dance.

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Good punch.

283
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:48,355
>> You will find, Herr Mueller,
that it's a punch with a kick.

284
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,391
>> Did you just say,
"It's a punch with a kick?"

285
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From, Fists of Fire Annual
That's my favourite

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comic book, ever.
>> Mine, too.

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Jake, I find there's two kinds
of people in this world.

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Those who love Fists of Fire
and those who are

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wasting their lives.

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Brad >> Hey, freshman!
You see where Hayley went?

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>> Sorry, Brad,
I haven't seen her.

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>> Ah, useless.
>> Your disrespect grows

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tiresome, Fire Face.
>> Prepare for annihilation!

294
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>> Shouldn't we be dancing?
>> What issue is that from?

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>> No.
Shouldn't we be dancing?

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>> Oh.
Yeah.

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***

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>> Come on, Etienne.
Just play a couple more

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smooth jazz songs.
>> Excuse me?

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I have been entrusted with
a playlist specifically designed

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to create peaks and valleys
in the dance emotion.

302
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I can't just tamper
with it and ruin...

303
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>> Etienne.
That's a French name, isn't it?

304
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>> Indeed it is.
>> J'adore le francais.

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***

306
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>> M-maybe...one more slow one.

307
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>> Merci, Etienne.
J'adore aussi le smooth jazz.

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***

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>> Oh.

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***

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00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,743
That, did not just happen.

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>> Eek.

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Scott...
Dude, I am so sorry.

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I'm just representing
the A.V. Club, trying to please

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00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,953
the seniors with a truly
excellent dance experience.

316
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,821
>> As a representative
of the Senior Class,

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this does not please me.

318
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,493
>> Maybe some more
nerd command jokes?

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>> Sorry, bud.

320
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Okay, here we go.
All right, you're going down.

321
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,535
Felix >> A.V. Club,
Code 25!

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00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,504
A.V. Club,
Code 25!

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Scott, you don't know
what you're doing.

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Scott >> Wow, that is snug.
Felix >> Are you an Eagle Scout?

325
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,411
Uh...Scott.
Scott, Scott, don't go.

326
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- Don't, don't go!
- Scott!

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You need me!

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I hate seniors.

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* *

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Etienne >> Are you sure
you like this stuff?

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00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,500
My parents don't
even listen to this.

332
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,935
>> What's going on?
>> Hey, hey, hey, Brad.

333
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,970
>> Why have you
been ignoring me?

334
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,972
>> She made me
plays this, okay?

335
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,941
I've never seen her before.
Please don't kill me.

336
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,943
>> You know what?
This music is terrible.

337
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,878
Put on something better.
I knew it was a mistake

338
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,880
asking a freshman to DJ.

339
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,750
>> She made me play it.

340
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,686
>> Oh, Brad...

341
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,123
Brad.

342
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:39,692
Why are boys such babies?

343
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,662
* *

344
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,764
Jake >> So, because the
universe is folded like that,

345
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,834
the Centurion can travel
across space AND time.

346
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,570
Brit >> Oh, that makes sense.
Hey, would you ever consider

347
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,306
helping me write a comic book?
I've got a lot of ideas,

348
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,843
but I'm a terrible artist.
>> I've never collaborated

349
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,212
with anyone before
but I've never met anyone

350
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,548
who wanted to.
Yeah, why not?

351
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,716
>> Great.
Hey, what would you think of

352
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,153
a story about a group of high
school kids who hunt monsters

353
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,488
in their spare time?

354
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,057
>> Sounds kind of far-fetched
but I guess anything goes

355
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,393
in a comic book.
Brittany >> Yeah.

356
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:19,766
* *

357
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,768
Good!
That slow dancing was

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00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,070
making my hands sweaty.
>> Me, too.

359
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:26,706
>> Did you hear something?

360
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,509
>> Um...would you
excuse me a minute?

361
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:33,045
***

362
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,014
You heard it, too?
>> Of course! Where's Felix?

363
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,049
>> I saw him working on the
speakers and then he was gone.

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00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,051
Felix >> Hello? Anyone there?
Please help.

365
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,020
I'm in here.
I'm tied up.

366
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,523
Someone call Security.
Please!

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00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,558
Stupid seniors.

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00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,062
* *

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00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:09,216
***

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00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,117
Hayley >> We've got
to calm them down!

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00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,985
Jake >> Got it!

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00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,357
Everybody stay calm!

373
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:20,393
>> Get next to the wall
and stand perfectly still.

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00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,229
>> This is just like
my comic book.

375
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,264
For real!

376
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,368
>> There's no such thing
as Mime Club, is there?

377
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:31,238
>> Nope, not that I haven't
tried to get a real one going.

378
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:36,243
***

379
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,144
>> Whatever you're doing,
do it fast!

380
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,146
***

381
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,148
Etienne >> OH!

382
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,251
***

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00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,853
Felix >> Seniors!
We have some very dangerous

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creatures beneath us.
They are immobilized by this

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00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,724
frequency but it's only
temporary.

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00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:55,395
Do as I say and
you'll all be safe.

387
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:59,266
No matter what happens,
stay away from the speakers.

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00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,234
Etienne >> Oh!
>> Now in a moment, I will

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00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,135
change the music and my
colleagues and I will

390
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,238
obliterate the worms.

391
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,139
I need you to put your
hands up in the air.

392
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,712
And wave them like
you just don't care.

393
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:19,819
Now say, "Freshmen rule".
All >> Freshmen rule.

394
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,755
>> Felix rocks.
All >> Felix rocks.

395
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,292
>> Just the ladies!
Ladies >> Felix rocks.

396
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,394
>> Felix!

397
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,862
>> Sorry.
Now, brace for impact.

398
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:43,242
***

399
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:52,819
***

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00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:03,095
Etienne >> Do something, Felix!

401
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:21,348
Students >> Fe-lix! Fe-lix!
Fe-lix! Fe-lix!

402
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,350
Fe-lix! Fe-lix! Fe-lix!

403
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,685
Fe-lix! Fe-lix! Fe-lix!

404
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:41,100
***

405
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,371
>> Wait, wait!
Do we have to snark them?

406
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,373
>> Well, I don't
want to do it either.

407
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:49,041
Principal Nuss just admitted he
should have postponed the dance

408
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,043
and that my suits
are better than his

409
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,713
but, rules are rules.

410
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:58,150
Students >> Fe-lix! Fe-lix!
Fe-lix! Fe-lix!...

411
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:06,493
* *

412
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:16,235
>> It was a simple
plumbing leak.

413
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:23,610
Sorry it ruined the dance
but you all need to go home.

414
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:30,116
>> Ew.

415
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:34,153
>> Great, now I go back
to being plain old Felix.

416
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:37,056
Nobody will remember
what happened here today.

417
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:39,125
>> I will.

418
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,127
>> I had a great time, too,
Brad.

419
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,730
And yes, I will go
out with you again.

420
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:46,433
>> That would be...great.

421
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:57,610
***

422
00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,979
>> Brittany.
>> Yeah, what do you want?

423
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,148
>> I just wanted
to give you this.

424
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,250
The new Fists of Fire.
My comic book guy gives them

425
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:07,153
to me a couple of days early.
>> Thanks.

426
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,989
>> See you around.

427
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:17,597
***