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What? What is all that?

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I was just going through
some family photos, 10 albums.

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You know how many pictures
there are of me?

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Two.

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That's not you.

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One.

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Listen, I'm sure
you're in here somewhere.

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Ah! Oh, my God.

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My wedding video.

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Yeah, that's probably all you too.

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You were there...

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...with your braces
and your thin little mustache.

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And your cape.

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Yeah, the cape. That was a rough phase.

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No wonder I had to go to the prom
with my math tutor.

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Yeah, and that would never have happened
if Mom hadn't paid her.

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She paid her?

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No, I'm kidding.

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Oh, God, I hate myself.

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RICHARD: We're back.
- Hi, Mom.

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Oh, hi, sweetie. How was karate?

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It was great.
I kicked my teacher right in the wiener.

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Huh. Same thing happened
in his piano lesson.

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- Okay, go change for dinner, buddy.
- Okay, Mom.

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- Hi-ya!
CHRISTINE: Whoa.

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Ritchie was really good.

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- Mr. Kim went down hard.
- Yeah.

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You should have seen Mrs. Keating
fall off that piano bench.

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- Okay, I'm gonna take off.
- Okay.

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And it's our turn to bring snacks to class,
so I'll pick something up.

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Oh, that's okay.
You know what, I can get it.

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Christine, I said I'd do it.

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I think I'm capable of picking up snacks
for 9-year-olds.

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Of course you are.
What are you gonna get?

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Well, let's see, 9-year-olds,
so cigarettes and hookers.

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I'll bring doughnuts and some soda.

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Oh, no, no, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

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You're gonna feed two sugars to
a bunch of 9-year-olds in a karate class?

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Why don't you just lop off Mr. Kim's wiener
now and save yourself the trouble?

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Okay, Christine, why don't you just tell me
what you want and I'll get it?

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No, I'm not gonna tell you.
You know what to bring.

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I'm not your mother.

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What are you gonna bring?

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You're so amazingly controlling.

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I have to be...

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...otherwise you'd wander around aimlessly
until I told you what to do.

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Wow. Now I know what
Mr. Kim's wiener feels like.

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- So I guess Richard's all mad at me now.
- Ah, well, tough.

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The man doesn't know
how to get snacks.

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I mean, you gotta direct him a little.

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Doesn't make me controlling
just because he's helpless.

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- You know, I want things done right.
- Exactly.

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Men get mad when you tell them
how to do things.

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If I didn't show Pete the way
every now and then...

55
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...he'd still be handling these
like he was working on a pottery wheel.

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You know what,
that doesn't sound that bad to me.

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Oh, my God. Barb, lookit.

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That's our old marriage counselor.
That's Hilary.

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Wow. I haven't seen her
since Richard and I split up.

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God, unh, she was such
a good marriage counselor.

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Yeah, I mean, up until
Richard and I got divorced, yeah.

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I mean, she had this way
of drawing me out, you know?

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She'd just look at me and I'd blurt out
all these dark intimate things...

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...that I didn't even know I felt.

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Alka-Seltzer cold medicine
does that for me.

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Hi. Um, I wanted to join and I was wondering
if you do a month-to-month plan.

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Hello, Hilary.

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Yeah, it's me.

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- Hello?
- Christine Campbell.

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Of Richard and Christine?
You were our therapist.

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Oh. Oh.

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- Christine Campbell.
- Yeah.

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- Yes, how are you?
- I'm good, I'm good.

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I mean, Richard and I are divorced now
and I'm not dating anyone.

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I mean, I've had a few nibbles,
but nothing too serious.

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Sometimes I'm lonely, you know.

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Mornings are hard.

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But mostly I'm okay, you know.

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Oh, this is my black friend, Barb.

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Oh, my God. Barb, I am so sorry.

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I don't... I don't know why I said that.
You know, it's her.

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- She makes me say these things that just...
- It's... It's okay.

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It's been an unspoken thing
between us for years.

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Good luck.

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Actually, you know, she's great, really.

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We've been black friends for years.

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I don't... What...? What am I doing? L...

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So... So how is Richard?
Do you still see each other?

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Oh, yeah, all the time.

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- And he's able to do that?
- What...? Why...?

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- Why wouldn't he be able to do that?
- Oh, no reason.

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I just thought that once
he finally got away from your:

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[CHOKING]

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You know what, doesn't matter.
Water under the bridge, right?

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- Locker room is this way or...?
- Wait a minute, Hilary?

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When you just went:

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[CHOKING]

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Like... Were you implying
that I was the problem in our marriage?

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No. No, no, no.

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Oh. Good, good.
Because, I mean, we both had our issues.

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- Sure.
- Yeah.

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- The divorce was no one's fault.
- Okay.

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You're not my therapist anymore,
so if you, like, have an opinion...

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...why don't you just spit it out?

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Um, I can't. It's unethical.

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- Tell me, was the divorce my fault?
- I'm not gonna answer that.

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- Was it someone's fault?
- Yes.

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- Was it his fault?
- No.

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Matthew, do I drive men away?

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- I'll get out of here.
- No, no. No.

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Listen to me.

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This morning, Richard was here and
he accused me of being too controlling...

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...and we got into this argument.

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Then our old marriage counselor
shows up at the gym...

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...and she basically says it was my fault
that our marriage broke up.

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Was it? Did I drive Richard away?
Was I that bad?

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No, you? No.

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Oh, shut up. I'm not.

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I mean, yes, I have my stuff.

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- But Richard had his stuff too.
- Definitely.

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- Every relationship is two people with stuff.
- Yeah.

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So, I mean, why didn't she remember
his stuff, you know?

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Because he's got a boatload of it,
you know?

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Weird weight issues,
weird manhood issues.

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He still kisses his mother on the lips.

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Oh, is that bad?

127
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We...

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Maybe she has you confused
with another couple.

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Yes. Yes.

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I bet that is exactly what it is.

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Because if she knew who we were...

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...then she would remember
that we both had our issues.

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I mean, Richard was passive-aggressive...

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...he didn't try to get along
with our family at all.

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And he always left me
with an empty tank of gas.

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- And what were your issues?
- I had to put up with his crap.

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What are you watching here? Oh.

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- Is this my wedding video?
- Yeah, and I'm nowhere.

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Well, you were there.

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Unless there was another guest
in a tuxedo T-shirt and a cape.

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- How did I not get laid that year?
- Ha.

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Ugh. Look at us.

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Aw, look at me.

144
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Oh, God, I looked great.

145
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Ugh, I could have married anyone.

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"Love one another...

147
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...but make not a bond of love."

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[CAMERA CLICKING]

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"Let it rather be a moving sea...

150
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...between the shores of your souls."

151
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"Fill each other's cup...

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[CLEARS THRO AT]

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...but drink not from...

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From one cup."

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I'm sorry.

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"Give one another of your bread...

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...but eat not from the same loaf."

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[RICHARD CHUCKLING]

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- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.

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You know what, I'm sorry, this is silly.

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Dude.

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[SIGHS]

163
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I don't need some poem
to tell you how I feel.

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I love you, Christine.

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[SIGHS]

166
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You're the best thing
that ever happened to me.

167
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And I can't wait to spend
the rest of my life with you.

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[CRYING]

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[WHISPERING]
I love you. I love you.

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- Christine?
- Oh, hey, come on in.

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What's so important?

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- You know I hate coming here.
- Why?

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Because it's a women's gym...

174
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...and I always hear these weird snippets
of conversations about cycles and flow.

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I swear to God, I would hear
the word yeast less if you owned a bakery.

176
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Well, deal with it. That's what women
talk about instead of killing.

177
00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:09,523
So, what's the big emergency?

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It better not be the snacks,
I took care of it.

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- Yeah, what did you get?
- I'm gonna do it after this.

180
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So you're never gonna believe
who joined the gym yesterday.

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Our old marriage counselor.

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- Hilary?
- Yup.

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She's got us confused with some couple
and I'm gonna jog her memory.

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Well, I don't wanna see her,
so I'm leaving.

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Crap, she saw us.

186
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Crap, she saw me say crap.

187
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Why are you doing this?

188
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Because she's got us totally confused
with some other couple.

189
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- Richard Campbell, holy cow.
- Ha-ha-ha.

190
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I was just thinking about you.

191
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Somebody had a birthday
a couple of weeks ago.

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- Yeah, so you remember Richard?
- Yeah. I remember both of you.

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[WHISPERING]
Damn it.

194
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And Christine,
what do I do with this towel?

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Just stick it somewhere.

196
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Okay. Take care.

197
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Bye.

198
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[SIGHING]

199
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- What?
- Tsk. She knows exactly who we are.

200
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So she really does think
that the divorce is my fault.

201
00:11:16,058 --> 00:11:19,459
Why was she being so nice to you?
Your birthday isn't until next month.

202
00:11:19,628 --> 00:11:23,155
- No, it was two weeks ago.
- Oh, happy birthday.

203
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,232
Just let it go, Christine.
It's ancient history.

204
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- Why do you care what she thinks?
- Ugh, because she's a professional therapist.

205
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Well, she wasn't a very good one.

206
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She was too opinionated.
She was late for appointments.

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00:11:35,644 --> 00:11:37,737
- She slept with her clients, she...
- What?

208
00:11:37,913 --> 00:11:41,815
Yeah. Yeah, remember?
Every appointment, like 10 minutes late.

209
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She slept with her clients?

210
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,846
Oh, did she? I don't know.

211
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Oh, my God.

212
00:11:52,528 --> 00:11:55,429
You slept with our therapist?

213
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Just twice.

214
00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:02,829
And she was late for that too.

215
00:12:08,043 --> 00:12:11,843
I can't believe this.
You slept with our therapist?

216
00:12:12,014 --> 00:12:13,914
- L... l...
- Christine, take it easy. Take it easy.

217
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It happened long after we broke up.
It was very innocent.

218
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We pulled up next to each other
at a stoplight, then we had sex.

219
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That is disgusting, pig.

220
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What did you do the second time?
Throw her on the Venice boardwalk?

221
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- You're ridiculously close.
- Ugh.

222
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Pig.

223
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It was a rebound thing.
It didn't mean anything.

224
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What? Are you kidding me, Richard?

225
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If she had the hots for you
during our therapy...

226
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...then she was probably steering us
toward a breakup...

227
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...rather than helping you
resolve your issue.

228
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- What?
- Our divorce is a sham.

229
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Don't say that.

230
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Don't you say that.
We've got a great divorce.

231
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I don't know, Richard. I don't know.

232
00:13:05,668 --> 00:13:08,762
I mean, we were in a very
vulnerable position when we saw her.

233
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And we were getting advice
from somebody with an ulterior motive.

234
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:17,107
- Are you saying we could've worked it out?
- I don't know what to think, pig.

235
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Hey, Richard.
Christine, you've gotta get out there.

236
00:13:21,350 --> 00:13:23,910
There's a group of ladies in the bathroom
who are about to riot.

237
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Everyone who works out on Wednesday
is on the same cycle...

238
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...and you're out of Maxi Pads.

239
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,427
It's like a CSI crime scene in there.

240
00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:40,529
Oh, my God. I gotta get out of here.

241
00:13:40,703 --> 00:13:43,467
Christine, I'll do anything.
I'll get any snacks you want...

242
00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:46,301
...if you just please let me go.
- Yeah, go ahead.

243
00:13:47,476 --> 00:13:49,967
I love doing that to him.

244
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,948
Oh, God, I can't...
I can't sit in this dress, I can't.

245
00:13:55,117 --> 00:13:57,881
- Why not?
- Plus I haven't eaten anything since winter.

246
00:13:58,053 --> 00:14:01,113
I'm afraid if I take one bite,
I'm gonna blow out the whole zipper.

247
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:04,088
But that's okay, you eat,
it doesn't matter. I'll just drink.

248
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,818
- Come here, baby.
- Hmm.

249
00:14:06,629 --> 00:14:08,620
- Check this out.
- What?

250
00:14:08,797 --> 00:14:10,526
Hi. Heh.

251
00:14:12,468 --> 00:14:15,403
[MO ANS]

252
00:14:15,971 --> 00:14:18,906
- You like that?
- Okay, nothing that we do tonight...

253
00:14:19,074 --> 00:14:21,634
...will ever feel as good as that just did.
- Ha-ha-ha.

254
00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:23,368
Wanna bet?

255
00:14:27,049 --> 00:14:28,676
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, my God.

256
00:14:28,851 --> 00:14:31,718
- Who do you love?
- The caterer.

257
00:14:33,989 --> 00:14:37,789
- Aw, look at you two. That's cute.
CHRISTINE: Hello.

258
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,757
- Hi, Barb. You having fun?
- Oh, yeah.

259
00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:41,829
- Beautiful wedding, really elegant.
- Yeah.

260
00:14:41,997 --> 00:14:43,362
Listen, can I borrow 10 bucks?

261
00:14:43,532 --> 00:14:46,330
- I didn't realize it was a cash bar.
- Oh.

262
00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:49,470
And, Richard, no offense,
but you got some ugly groomsmen.

263
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,868
They look more like pallbearers.

264
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,030
[CHRISTINE GIGGLING]

265
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:54,903
[RICHARD SIGHS]

266
00:14:55,544 --> 00:14:59,275
If I'm going home with any of them,
I'm gonna need to get my drunk on.

267
00:15:00,249 --> 00:15:02,342
Is that thing on?

268
00:15:02,518 --> 00:15:04,509
CHRISTINE: Come on, keep it coming.
Keep it coming.

269
00:15:04,687 --> 00:15:06,120
- I'll keep it coming.
- More, more.

270
00:15:06,288 --> 00:15:08,950
More, more. Mm.

271
00:15:09,925 --> 00:15:12,189
- Why are you watching that?
- I don't know.

272
00:15:12,361 --> 00:15:15,558
I mean, you were around
when Richard and I were having problems.

273
00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:19,098
Was I? It's not documented
in any photographs.

274
00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:21,661
- Would you shut up and help me?
- I'm sorry.

275
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,738
It's... It's not just the pictures,
it's everything.

276
00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:27,000
They never helped me
with my homework...

277
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,942
...gave my bedroom
to that exchange student, Pierre.

278
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:34,213
Then just because my birthday
comes a week before Christmas...

279
00:15:34,383 --> 00:15:36,851
...they always told me
the tree was my present.

280
00:15:38,954 --> 00:15:41,582
Was it really over
between me and Richard?

281
00:15:41,757 --> 00:15:44,089
What would have happened
if we'd hung in there?

282
00:15:44,259 --> 00:15:45,385
Why are you saying this?

283
00:15:45,561 --> 00:15:48,359
You and Richard were made to be divorced.
You know that.

284
00:15:48,831 --> 00:15:50,992
I mean, I thought I did. I really did...

285
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:55,500
...but then I just found out that Richard
slept with our marriage counselor.

286
00:15:55,938 --> 00:15:59,271
We never had a marriage counselor,
we weren't even married.

287
00:15:59,441 --> 00:16:02,569
Would you listen to me? I am in a crisis.

288
00:16:02,745 --> 00:16:04,940
Yeah, I am in a crisis too!

289
00:16:11,286 --> 00:16:13,686
I just can't stop thinking
about that Hilary.

290
00:16:14,123 --> 00:16:17,615
Do you really think you'd still
be married if Hilary wasn't your therapist?

291
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:19,852
I don't know. Who's to say?

292
00:16:20,029 --> 00:16:22,589
I can say. Your marriage was a mess.

293
00:16:22,765 --> 00:16:25,029
Christine, look,
can I be honest with you?

294
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,668
Yes, but not about my body.

295
00:16:27,836 --> 00:16:29,030
Or my hair.

296
00:16:29,204 --> 00:16:31,069
Or what other people
are saying about me.

297
00:16:33,842 --> 00:16:35,810
Have a nice day.

298
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,407
WOMAN [ON RECORDING]:
Change stations now.

299
00:16:39,982 --> 00:16:42,246
Okay, what? What?

300
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,854
You've gotta stop blaming everybody else
for the breakup of your marriage.

301
00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:49,388
I'm not blaming.
I just wanna know whose fault it was.

302
00:16:49,558 --> 00:16:51,651
- It doesn't matter.
- Of course it matters.

303
00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:53,886
Whose fault do you think it was?

304
00:16:55,064 --> 00:16:57,259
[IN ROBOTIC VOICE]
Change stations now.

305
00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,061
No. No.

306
00:17:02,137 --> 00:17:05,436
Come on, come on, you have an opinion.
I wanna know what it is.

307
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,235
- [IN NORMAL VOICE] Man, I hate this gym.
- Tell me.

308
00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:12,938
Look, I've been your black friend
for 25 years now...

309
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,607
...and you know I love you,
but, Christine, you are a control freak.

310
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:19,253
I mean, you called
all the shots in that relationship.

311
00:17:19,421 --> 00:17:21,651
You ended your marriage. Nobody else.

312
00:17:22,091 --> 00:17:23,991
WOMAN [ON RECORDING]:
Change stations now.

313
00:17:24,159 --> 00:17:25,353
That was her.

314
00:17:33,202 --> 00:17:34,499
I don't wanna do this today.

315
00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:37,036
Ritchie, come on, buddy.
Karate was your idea.

316
00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:41,699
Remember, we talked about this
when I paid for the 12-week course?

317
00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:45,809
This can't be like tennis when you took
one lesson and decided to quit.

318
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,347
I wanna play tennis again.

319
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:52,985
Ritchie, I'm not doing this.
You're taking karate and that's it.

320
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,885
Okay? Now, get up there
and kick some wiener.

321
00:17:59,628 --> 00:18:00,617
- Hey.
- Hey.

322
00:18:00,796 --> 00:18:02,229
Oh.

323
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,528
How's he doing?

324
00:18:06,702 --> 00:18:08,499
Well, better than basketball.

325
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,865
At least I got him out of the locker.

326
00:18:11,707 --> 00:18:13,834
- Oh, God. Oh, God...
- You okay?

327
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,909
Yeah, lookit. Uh...

328
00:18:16,812 --> 00:18:18,746
...I owe you an apology, okay?

329
00:18:18,914 --> 00:18:20,882
The divorce wasn't Hilary's fault.

330
00:18:21,049 --> 00:18:24,507
It wasn't your fault.
Apparently, it was my fault.

331
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,449
I made the decision to get divorced.

332
00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:29,648
I'm a control freak
and I always have been.

333
00:18:29,825 --> 00:18:32,385
I mean, look at this.
I even brought the snacks...

334
00:18:32,561 --> 00:18:36,725
...and this was after I made the realization
that I'm a control freak.

335
00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:39,129
- Christine...
- You see? You see, even now...

336
00:18:39,301 --> 00:18:42,270
Even now, I wanna say something
about what you're wearing...

337
00:18:42,437 --> 00:18:44,029
...and I'm not even married to you.

338
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,369
I mean, what do I care?
Do you have another pair of jeans?

339
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,039
You see?
I can't help myself, I'm a monster.

340
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,614
I ruined our marriage
and now I'm ruining our divorce.

341
00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:56,751
Christine. Christine, stop. Stop.

342
00:18:56,919 --> 00:19:00,320
Look, I shouldn't have slept with Hilary.
I'm sorry.

343
00:19:00,489 --> 00:19:03,549
I was a mess after we broke up.
I didn't know what I was doing.

344
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,693
Yeah, but you know what?
That was my fault.

345
00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:08,728
Because I drove you to her, literally.
Remember?

346
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:11,457
I wouldn't let you drive because
you'd changed lanes...

347
00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:14,397
...without checking your blind spot.
- Listen to me.

348
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,736
Listen to me. Yes, okay? Yes.

349
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:21,364
It was your decision to end the marriage,
but I'm glad you did.

350
00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:24,740
- Maybe we could have worked it out.
- No, we couldn't have.

351
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,437
- But I just...
- Can I finish?

352
00:19:26,615 --> 00:19:29,482
- But I just... But I just...
- Can I finish? Can I finish?

353
00:19:29,651 --> 00:19:31,175
Our marriage didn't work.

354
00:19:31,353 --> 00:19:33,844
And if you didn't end it,
we'd still be going at it...

355
00:19:34,022 --> 00:19:37,253
...because unlike our son,
who signs up for things and quits...

356
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,020
...I sign up for things
and stay way too long.

357
00:19:40,195 --> 00:19:42,720
I'm still giving money
to the Kerry campaign.

358
00:19:47,502 --> 00:19:48,992
We weren't happy.

359
00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:51,696
And I am really grateful to you...

360
00:19:51,874 --> 00:19:54,672
...for killing our marriage when you did.

361
00:19:56,044 --> 00:19:59,912
- Ugh. Now you're just being nice.
- I'm not.

362
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,850
You made the decision I couldn't make.

363
00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:07,352
It wasn't controlling, it was brave.

364
00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:10,353
And we're happy now.

365
00:20:10,525 --> 00:20:13,187
We finally have a healthy dynamic.

366
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:15,091
- Don't you think?
- Pfft.

367
00:20:15,264 --> 00:20:17,892
Yeah, you're right.

368
00:20:18,066 --> 00:20:19,499
Thank you.

369
00:20:20,269 --> 00:20:21,896
This is better.

370
00:20:25,841 --> 00:20:28,969
- So, what did you bring for snacks?
- Nothing.

371
00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:34,177
I knew it.
I knew you wouldn't bring snacks.

372
00:20:34,349 --> 00:20:36,180
And I knew you would.

373
00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:46,284
["ENDLESS LO VE" PLAYING]

374
00:21:01,743 --> 00:21:03,938
MATTHEW:
Hey, there I am.

375
00:21:30,505 --> 00:21:32,496
[ENGLISH SDH]