1 00:00:30,438 --> 00:00:31,897 Tulsa. 2 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:35,901 Spelled backwards, it's "a slut." 3 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,638 It's also known as Tulsey Town. 4 00:00:40,323 --> 00:00:42,532 Sometimes, confused with Tucson. 5 00:00:43,659 --> 00:00:45,535 It's not Tucson. 6 00:00:46,621 --> 00:00:52,117 Its origins are from the Muscogee word Tahlahassee or Tallahassee, 7 00:00:52,251 --> 00:00:53,335 if you're from Florida. 8 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,713 The word got beat up till it was unrecognizable. 9 00:00:57,590 --> 00:00:59,674 Just Tulsa. 10 00:01:02,178 --> 00:01:05,514 It's a good place to live, with exceptions, of course. 11 00:01:06,182 --> 00:01:10,018 Like a lot of cities, its beginnings were a mixed bag. 12 00:01:11,312 --> 00:01:13,063 There was pain. 13 00:01:14,482 --> 00:01:16,233 There was laughter. 14 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:20,070 There was murder. 15 00:01:21,447 --> 00:01:23,031 And there was theft. 16 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:27,160 Beauty and blood. 17 00:01:27,912 --> 00:01:29,454 Oil and water. 18 00:01:30,289 --> 00:01:32,249 Oh, boy, was there oil. 19 00:01:33,292 --> 00:01:38,421 It's a city that's short on forgiveness and long on punishment. 20 00:01:38,923 --> 00:01:42,300 And absolutely no apologies. 21 00:01:45,847 --> 00:01:47,889 But you have to face the truth 22 00:01:48,933 --> 00:01:50,559 before there's forgiveness. 23 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:55,147 Yeah, Tulsa. 24 00:01:56,149 --> 00:02:00,318 It's the kind of place a man would be proud to go missing from... 25 00:02:01,487 --> 00:02:03,029 or maybe... 26 00:02:04,574 --> 00:02:06,283 even found. 27 00:02:43,529 --> 00:02:44,738 Howdy. 28 00:02:46,365 --> 00:02:47,824 You lost? 29 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:53,788 Hey, old-timer. 30 00:02:53,915 --> 00:02:56,917 - You got a name? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 31 00:03:00,129 --> 00:03:01,296 You okay? 32 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,049 Yeah, yeah. 33 00:03:04,175 --> 00:03:05,583 You okay? You lost? 34 00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:07,469 Who the fuck are you? 35 00:03:08,804 --> 00:03:11,014 I'm the police. 36 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:13,975 - You know where you are? - Yeah... 37 00:03:16,187 --> 00:03:17,354 I'm home. 38 00:03:22,652 --> 00:03:24,236 Do you know what year it is? 39 00:03:24,362 --> 00:03:27,948 Yeah, it's 19... No, it's 2000... 40 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:33,328 Five? 41 00:03:33,454 --> 00:03:35,038 - Or something. - A little off. 42 00:03:35,164 --> 00:03:36,957 - A little off. - Yes, yes. 43 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:40,335 Hey, how about we get you in my car, where it's nice and cool? 44 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:43,672 Where did you say you were headed? 45 00:03:44,423 --> 00:03:45,623 - Tulsa. - Tulsa? 46 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:47,926 You're about 30 miles off the mark. 47 00:03:48,594 --> 00:03:51,763 - What kind of business you got in Tulsa? - Settle some scores. 48 00:03:53,516 --> 00:03:55,767 Ain't you full of piss and vinegar? 49 00:04:01,357 --> 00:04:02,399 So, you know your name? 50 00:04:02,525 --> 00:04:03,900 Yeah, yeah. 51 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:06,152 What's your name? 52 00:04:06,570 --> 00:04:07,821 Lee. 53 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:12,450 Lee Raybon. 54 00:05:12,928 --> 00:05:14,763 Yeah. 55 00:05:18,976 --> 00:05:20,518 Still got it, baby. 56 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,027 Will you marry me? 57 00:05:30,696 --> 00:05:32,280 - Shut up. - No, we should. 58 00:05:32,406 --> 00:05:34,657 - Shut the fuck up. - I'm serious. 59 00:05:35,409 --> 00:05:36,576 We're good together. 60 00:05:37,078 --> 00:05:38,453 We like the same music. 61 00:05:38,996 --> 00:05:41,206 You like Dolly. I like Dolly. 62 00:05:41,624 --> 00:05:43,917 You like Chet. I like Chet. Yeah? 63 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:46,586 So we should get married because I like "Mule Skinner Blues"? 64 00:05:46,712 --> 00:05:48,546 We'll be an Oklahoma power couple. 65 00:05:48,672 --> 00:05:51,216 - Shut your very attractive mouth. - We'll get a farm. 66 00:05:51,342 --> 00:05:53,551 Get some chickens? 67 00:05:53,677 --> 00:05:55,303 Have a couple kids. 68 00:05:56,097 --> 00:05:58,598 - Chickens? You ain't get chickens. - Yeah. 69 00:06:01,435 --> 00:06:03,978 Gross. No. 70 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,189 Do you even know me at all? 71 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,358 I'm like a... 72 00:06:08,484 --> 00:06:10,693 I'm like a sexy golden retriever who eats McDonald's. 73 00:06:10,820 --> 00:06:12,987 Okay? I'm not... I'm not a trad wife. 74 00:06:13,114 --> 00:06:14,906 - Gross. - Oh, my God. You're right. 75 00:06:15,032 --> 00:06:16,808 I'm gonna die alone. 76 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:18,477 What's wrong with you? 77 00:06:19,662 --> 00:06:21,413 - Hey. - I don't know. 78 00:06:22,748 --> 00:06:24,290 I've never seen you this... 79 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,318 like, real. 80 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:28,128 What's going... Is it the award? 81 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:31,214 - No, it's not the award. - Is it the award? 82 00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:34,884 Oh, no! "I'm a big, tough man, and I won a big, important award", 83 00:06:35,010 --> 00:06:37,220 and now I don't know what to do with my life 84 00:06:37,346 --> 00:06:40,332 "because things are going so good." Is that you? 85 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,392 No, I d... I don't know. 86 00:06:43,018 --> 00:06:45,437 Well, then, let's cheer you up. 87 00:06:45,563 --> 00:06:47,188 I'm a... I'm gonna do tarot. 88 00:06:47,314 --> 00:06:49,508 - No, I don't want to do tarot. - Yes, I am. 89 00:06:49,608 --> 00:06:51,609 - Come, come. - You're not gonna do my tarot. 90 00:06:51,735 --> 00:06:54,423 Yes, I am. It's gonna be fun. I'm gonna distract you, and it's gonna be fun. 91 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,156 Come, come. 92 00:06:56,782 --> 00:06:58,450 All right, what do I do? 93 00:06:58,576 --> 00:06:59,826 Okay, yes. 94 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:02,787 You're gonna think about your life. 95 00:07:03,414 --> 00:07:06,024 - Okay. Okay. - All the things that are going good. 96 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:07,859 Don't close your eyes. That's stupid. 97 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,211 - Okay. Here we go. Ready? - Yeah. 98 00:07:17,011 --> 00:07:18,864 - Nah, it's a dumb one. - Wait. What did it say? Am I gonna die? 99 00:07:18,888 --> 00:07:21,306 - I'm gonna pull another card. Shh! - Am I gonna die? 100 00:07:22,266 --> 00:07:24,517 It's gonna be better. 101 00:07:24,894 --> 00:07:26,853 I feel better about this one. 102 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:30,482 It's the same one. 103 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:33,776 What's that mean? I'm gonna die? 104 00:07:34,653 --> 00:07:36,070 - Look. - What? What's it mean? 105 00:07:36,197 --> 00:07:38,698 Actually, you know what? It does make a lot of sense. 106 00:07:38,824 --> 00:07:40,116 - How? - Because of, like, 107 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:41,922 the discontentment and the disillusionment, 108 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:44,078 and, you know, the impotence and... 109 00:07:44,205 --> 00:07:47,248 That was good this morning. I'm kind of more of a morning man these days. 110 00:07:47,374 --> 00:07:49,751 Pay attention. This is important. 111 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:53,213 - Someone is offering him a cup, right? - Right. Yeah. 112 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:56,466 But look. He's such a dummy, he doesn't even notice. 113 00:07:58,052 --> 00:08:00,745 He's thinking about other things that aren't as important. 114 00:08:01,138 --> 00:08:03,473 You're ignoring the cup, Lee. 115 00:08:04,308 --> 00:08:06,188 - I thought you were the cup. - I'm not the cup. 116 00:08:06,268 --> 00:08:08,019 You're not the cup? 117 00:08:08,437 --> 00:08:11,648 I'm not, but you could text me later if you want a little Vickey snack, okay? 118 00:08:11,774 --> 00:08:14,609 'Cause I might be available. Maybe I'll be busy. I don't know. 119 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:18,988 That was fun. 120 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:22,066 Okay. Believe in yourself. Make good choices. 121 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:24,160 - Don't ignore the cup, Lee. - I won't. 122 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:25,903 I'm gonna look through your stuff. 123 00:08:32,753 --> 00:08:33,920 Come on. 124 00:08:36,590 --> 00:08:38,049 Go! They got George. Go! 125 00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:40,176 - Come on! - Let's go, people! 126 00:08:41,762 --> 00:08:43,888 That's fucking crazy? 127 00:08:45,224 --> 00:08:47,016 Hey. That's some bullshit. 128 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,143 Goddamn! 129 00:08:50,187 --> 00:08:51,463 Get me in. 130 00:08:52,898 --> 00:08:56,192 Oh, my fucking God. We're gonna be late. This is embarrassing, all right? 131 00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:58,319 There's other awardees before you. 132 00:08:58,445 --> 00:09:01,614 No, there are not other awardees before me. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one. 133 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:03,366 Do you have a gummy or something? 134 00:09:03,492 --> 00:09:05,310 - Wrong entrance, obviously. - Mushroom gummy? 135 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:07,787 - How many milligrams? - Lee, call Francis. Lee. 136 00:09:07,913 --> 00:09:10,373 Yeah, what about her? She's coming? Have you heard from her? 137 00:09:10,499 --> 00:09:12,667 She... I told you. She said she's got her book club. 138 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:14,285 Her book club? 139 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:17,171 - Can I help you? - Yeah, this is awardee Lee Raybon. 140 00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:19,090 We gotta get a fucking award in there. 141 00:09:19,216 --> 00:09:20,633 - Come on. Let us in. - I'm sorry. 142 00:09:20,759 --> 00:09:22,994 Like he said, we're here for the awards show. 143 00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:24,855 Yeah, hot fuzz. What the fuck? Hurry up, bro. 144 00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:26,639 - The entrance is next door. - Thank you. 145 00:09:26,765 --> 00:09:28,952 - There's a door right here. Let us in. - Let's go, Lee. 146 00:09:28,976 --> 00:09:30,393 - Henry, grab him. - Let's go! 147 00:09:30,519 --> 00:09:32,186 What a fucking lock, dude. 148 00:09:32,730 --> 00:09:33,838 - Come on. - Lee, come on. 149 00:09:33,939 --> 00:09:36,232 Fuck! Holy shit! 150 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:38,067 We'll miss the show. 151 00:09:39,695 --> 00:09:41,487 Where is the award? 152 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:45,783 This way, this way. Come on. 153 00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:48,578 Some bullshit, I... 154 00:09:48,704 --> 00:09:50,079 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 155 00:09:50,205 --> 00:09:51,489 What table are we? 156 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:53,157 Where we at? What is the table number? 157 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:54,978 - Oh, fuck! - You have been avoiding me, Lee. 158 00:09:55,002 --> 00:09:56,836 I know. I'm not avoiding you, all right? 159 00:09:56,962 --> 00:09:58,362 You owe me a story on the dig site. 160 00:09:58,422 --> 00:09:59,864 I know. 161 00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:01,568 Did you hear how boring that is even coming out of your mouth? 162 00:10:01,592 --> 00:10:03,176 All right. I don't write... 163 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:05,447 It's not inspiring to me, okay? I wanna write about people... 164 00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:07,490 Lee, did you set up an appointment with the archaeologist in person? 165 00:10:07,514 --> 00:10:09,265 I'm going to. 166 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,785 - Lee, I already paid you. - Yeah, and I already spent the money. 167 00:10:10,809 --> 00:10:12,210 Hey! 168 00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:13,622 - Who are you? - I'm sitting here. 169 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:15,355 You're late for your own award, man. 170 00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,959 - Yeah, we got lost, okay? - You got lost in Tulsa? Is that right? 171 00:10:17,983 --> 00:10:19,567 They are giving out other awards. 172 00:10:20,069 --> 00:10:22,709 - I should've just fucking sent in a video. - It's not the Grammys. 173 00:10:22,821 --> 00:10:25,223 It's a local journalism award show and... 174 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:28,076 - He's sober, by the way. - No, not tonight, all right? I'm nervous. 175 00:10:28,202 --> 00:10:29,846 - Please fill her up. - You took mushrooms. 176 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:31,640 - Let him do what he wants. - I'm not talking to you. 177 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,956 Look, you're coming right up, you're coming right up. 178 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:35,833 Citizen Journalist of the Year: Lee Raybon. 179 00:10:35,959 --> 00:10:37,877 "Citizen journalist"? It says that? 180 00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:40,505 - What the fuck is a citizen journalist? - - Lee, right there. 181 00:10:40,631 --> 00:10:44,075 Yeah, I see it now, all right? But every journalist is a citizen. 182 00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:45,593 Jesus. I just... 183 00:10:45,719 --> 00:10:47,614 Waylon, hook us up with, like, a bottle or something. 184 00:10:47,638 --> 00:10:49,958 - It's like a thimbleful of alcohol. - Oh, fuck, yeah. See? 185 00:10:50,057 --> 00:10:52,183 It's about time, dude. Let's get this shit going. 186 00:10:52,309 --> 00:10:53,309 Waylon. 187 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:55,353 No, it's okay. I'm good. I prom... 188 00:10:55,479 --> 00:10:57,499 No, that's... Waylon is sitting there, okay? That's Waylon's seat. 189 00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,724 Yeah, he can sit there. Have you heard of Whitey Bulger? 190 00:10:59,858 --> 00:11:01,567 Yeah, everybody's heard of Whitey Bulger. 191 00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:04,195 No one has done a story about the execution of Roger Wheeler 192 00:11:04,321 --> 00:11:06,761 right here in Tulsa, Oklahoma, at Southern Hills Country Club. 193 00:11:06,865 --> 00:11:09,409 - Nobody cares. - I think Roger Wheeler's family care. 194 00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:12,286 The next award is one that's dear to me. 195 00:11:12,413 --> 00:11:15,440 - Hey, Lee. Lee, it's you. It's you. - What? What? 196 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,125 - Coming up. It's you. - Me? 197 00:11:17,251 --> 00:11:18,584 Oh, shit. 198 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,397 - She's gonna introduce you. - I need some water. 199 00:11:20,421 --> 00:11:22,190 - You better get going. - Put your glasses down. 200 00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:24,215 I don't want whiskey. I want water. 201 00:11:24,341 --> 00:11:28,678 And Tulsa Journalism Society are proud to announce this year's winner 202 00:11:28,804 --> 00:11:33,725 of the Citizen's Journalism Award is none other than Lee Robin... 203 00:11:33,851 --> 00:11:35,017 Lee Raybon... 204 00:11:49,324 --> 00:11:50,533 Yeah. 205 00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:52,827 That's my boss man right there. 206 00:11:54,872 --> 00:11:56,080 I appreciate that. 207 00:11:57,708 --> 00:12:01,169 Wow. Yeah. Wow, I wasn't expecting this. 208 00:12:01,295 --> 00:12:03,296 I wasn't expecting this... 209 00:12:04,882 --> 00:12:10,178 I mean, I was, 'cause they called me, like, a month ago and told me. 210 00:12:11,346 --> 00:12:12,513 Whoo! 211 00:12:15,017 --> 00:12:17,310 Yeah. Wow. 212 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:22,857 That's not funny. 213 00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:29,030 I'm on mushrooms. 214 00:12:32,868 --> 00:12:34,577 Man, look at us all? 215 00:12:34,703 --> 00:12:37,622 Breaking our arms patting ourselves on the back, 216 00:12:37,748 --> 00:12:40,024 trumpeting the flag of mediocrity, 217 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:42,794 parading around like a bunch of peacocks 218 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,796 taking credit for their own feathers, right? 219 00:12:44,922 --> 00:12:47,673 You buy your fancy dresses and your fancy suits 220 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,134 and your fancy tables, but if anybody ever asks you 221 00:12:50,260 --> 00:12:54,038 for any help, anybody in actual need, you'd be like, "Hey, drop dead, sucker." 222 00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:57,475 You know... You know what I'm gonna do? 223 00:12:58,185 --> 00:13:03,231 I'm gonna sit this on my desk as a reminder that... that... 224 00:13:03,357 --> 00:13:07,051 I'm just as big a liar and sellout as you are? 225 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:10,048 Come on, face it. We're all sellouts, right? Everybody is a sellout. 226 00:13:10,072 --> 00:13:12,690 - Come on, the journalism prize? - Fuck, yeah! 227 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:15,025 We couldn't even talk about the race massacre for years 228 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,869 'cause everybody was too scared. 229 00:13:18,914 --> 00:13:20,540 He's up there already. We're late. 230 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,834 He's the one who put it in the calendar for 7:00. 231 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,368 Well, it wasn't 7:00. 232 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:26,383 Well, maybe he meant Mountain time or something. 233 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:31,509 The history of this country is a history of murders and cash grabs, 234 00:13:31,635 --> 00:13:35,972 and there is no forgiveness until there's accountability, all right? 235 00:13:36,098 --> 00:13:39,267 What I am after cannot be purchased! 236 00:13:44,815 --> 00:13:46,858 I just wanna say thanks to my mom, truthfully. 237 00:13:46,984 --> 00:13:48,711 My mom was the first person to believe in me. 238 00:13:48,735 --> 00:13:50,444 - So thank you, Mom. - He's fucked up. 239 00:13:50,571 --> 00:13:52,655 - No, no, no, he's a Beat poet. - It's all... 240 00:13:52,781 --> 00:13:55,575 Also, I wanna say thank you to my dad, 241 00:13:56,159 --> 00:13:59,745 'cause he was the first person to not believe in me. 242 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,915 He used to look me in the eyes and say, 243 00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:07,336 "Son, you should only open your mouth to change your feet." 244 00:14:08,171 --> 00:14:11,007 See, you know what I say to that, Dad, wherever you are? 245 00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:14,051 Fuck you! Here I am. JV... 246 00:14:15,596 --> 00:14:16,596 champion. 247 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:19,348 Yeah! 248 00:14:20,934 --> 00:14:23,936 Here I am, captain of the JV. 249 00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:28,691 My dad used to talk a lot about truth. 250 00:14:29,776 --> 00:14:31,277 He was a fake preacher. 251 00:14:32,279 --> 00:14:37,325 So, as my father said before me, "Stay greasy." 252 00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:39,109 Greasy! Yeah! 253 00:14:39,244 --> 00:14:41,954 Yeah! Bam, bam! 254 00:14:42,456 --> 00:14:43,948 Suck on that, chili dog... 255 00:14:44,082 --> 00:14:46,083 That's my boss man right there, dog. 256 00:14:46,209 --> 00:14:47,752 Get up here. 257 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,922 - I think she... - Oh, shit. 258 00:14:51,298 --> 00:14:52,632 Come on. 259 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:53,925 Come on. 260 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,295 - These things are so stupid. - I agree. 261 00:15:38,387 --> 00:15:43,432 Your speech was the first time that I wasn't bored all night. 262 00:15:44,101 --> 00:15:45,977 Thank you. So good. 263 00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:47,228 Yeah, it was good, right? 264 00:15:47,354 --> 00:15:48,980 - It was great. - Aw, thanks. 265 00:15:49,106 --> 00:15:51,774 - And, like, fuck your dad. Yeah. - Yeah, fuck him, right? 266 00:15:53,568 --> 00:15:56,487 Wow. What is it... What brings you here? What do you do? 267 00:15:56,613 --> 00:15:59,991 Public defenders have a table, but... it's free drinks. 268 00:16:00,117 --> 00:16:02,118 Okay, but what do you do? 269 00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,121 Public defender. 270 00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:08,124 That's the public defender table. 271 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,117 - I get it, I get it, I get it. - Yeah. 272 00:16:10,252 --> 00:16:13,421 Wow. So, we're just kind of in the same ballpark, you know? 273 00:16:13,547 --> 00:16:16,215 I mean, career-wise. 274 00:16:19,594 --> 00:16:20,970 What? 275 00:16:21,096 --> 00:16:23,032 How are we at all in the same ballpark career-wise? 276 00:16:23,056 --> 00:16:26,642 Defend the innocent, protect the truth, serve justice. 277 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,854 You wrote an article about a sensitive, rich white guy. 278 00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:33,733 I wrote an expos? On the fragility of the male ego. 279 00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:36,235 No, yeah, I know that you wrote a puff piece. 280 00:16:36,361 --> 00:16:38,279 It's not... Wow. 281 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,990 It... There's a lot of back story. 282 00:16:41,116 --> 00:16:44,185 No, this is... this is going really well. 283 00:16:44,286 --> 00:16:46,454 - Yeah. I'm Ginger. - Yeah. 284 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:48,039 Hey, Ginger. 285 00:16:48,582 --> 00:16:49,957 - I'm Lee. - You're Lee. I know. 286 00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:52,527 - Lee Raybon, at your service. - Yeah. 287 00:16:52,627 --> 00:16:53,794 Yes. 288 00:16:54,296 --> 00:16:56,172 - Cheers. - Cheers. 289 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:12,146 Okay, I got one for you, Mr. Investigator. 290 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,400 There are two men here tonight, 291 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,987 and I think they're following me. 292 00:17:22,449 --> 00:17:24,116 Can you spot them? 293 00:17:25,327 --> 00:17:26,869 Heck, yeah. 294 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,208 What do they look like? 295 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,213 I'm not gonna tell you what they look like. 296 00:18:02,489 --> 00:18:03,739 Oh, my God. 297 00:18:07,035 --> 00:18:08,410 Oh, my God. 298 00:18:12,165 --> 00:18:13,574 Seriously? 299 00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:14,834 What? 300 00:18:39,025 --> 00:18:41,235 Thank you. 301 00:18:41,945 --> 00:18:43,320 Thanks very much. 302 00:18:44,197 --> 00:18:45,698 How are you guys doing? 303 00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:47,533 - Good. - Good? 304 00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:50,744 - And yourself? - Yeah, super good. 305 00:18:50,871 --> 00:18:53,998 Just clearing the decks for round two. 306 00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:58,294 - Good speech. - Oh, thanks. Yeah. 307 00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,421 I felt pretty good about it, you know? 308 00:19:00,797 --> 00:19:02,456 My father was a grifter too. 309 00:19:02,591 --> 00:19:03,757 Oh, yeah? 310 00:19:04,301 --> 00:19:05,551 Can I get a towel? 311 00:19:06,094 --> 00:19:07,720 - Yeah. - Thank you. 312 00:19:08,638 --> 00:19:10,472 Would you enjoy a sucker candy? 313 00:19:11,266 --> 00:19:12,266 Heck, yeah. 314 00:19:12,392 --> 00:19:13,851 Thank you. 315 00:19:15,478 --> 00:19:17,354 You want a sucker candy? 316 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,839 Yes, I would like one too. 317 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,149 Thank you. Yeah. 318 00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:21,859 You have another one? 319 00:19:22,777 --> 00:19:23,944 Thanks. 320 00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:46,050 What, do you want a kiss? 321 00:20:25,298 --> 00:20:26,924 - Are you kidding? - No. 322 00:20:27,425 --> 00:20:30,010 - We're here to talk. - Talk? That's good, gang. Hey. 323 00:20:31,513 --> 00:20:32,638 Hey. 324 00:20:33,056 --> 00:20:34,640 Check it out, baby. 325 00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:36,953 Check it out, baby. Let's go. Hey, Deidra. Get the picture. 326 00:20:36,977 --> 00:20:39,019 Moving out with security, baby. 327 00:20:48,196 --> 00:20:50,322 That's so stupid. 328 00:20:54,744 --> 00:20:58,080 Hey, Lee. Lee, pose for the pic. Hey. 329 00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:09,675 Get your hot wieners right here! 330 00:21:10,719 --> 00:21:12,286 Hot wieners! 331 00:21:12,387 --> 00:21:13,637 Hot wieners! 332 00:21:14,014 --> 00:21:16,515 Hey, boys. You forgot your gift bag. 333 00:21:16,891 --> 00:21:20,477 Hot wieners! Get your wieners! 334 00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:23,605 Well, they are following you. 335 00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:25,107 Yeah, I told you. 336 00:21:25,233 --> 00:21:27,026 Yeah, what do you think? Angry clients? 337 00:21:27,610 --> 00:21:29,653 No. My clients love me. 338 00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:31,655 So, who are they? 339 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,574 I don't know who they are. 340 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:35,075 This is me. 341 00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:38,537 You want me to rough them up a little bit, you know? 342 00:21:38,663 --> 00:21:41,148 I mean, I'm on mushrooms, but I can take these clowns. 343 00:21:41,249 --> 00:21:43,083 - Stop it. - No, I will. 344 00:21:43,209 --> 00:21:44,209 I'm not scared. 345 00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:45,461 I am. I'm scared. 346 00:21:45,587 --> 00:21:46,712 Hey, don't be scared. 347 00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:48,839 No, I think just, like... 348 00:21:48,965 --> 00:21:52,660 just pretend you're with me, and I'll get in the car and then just tell me bye. 349 00:21:53,053 --> 00:21:54,553 - Pretend that I'm with you? - Yeah. 350 00:21:54,679 --> 00:21:56,055 Okay, but... 351 00:22:03,146 --> 00:22:05,939 Yeah. You want me to... You want me to come with you? 352 00:22:06,441 --> 00:22:08,400 Maybe... 353 00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:13,614 Maybe I'll see you at home, baby. 354 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,949 Hot wieners! 355 00:22:16,826 --> 00:22:18,327 Big, steamy wiener? 356 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:20,287 Hot wiener. 357 00:22:20,413 --> 00:22:21,988 - Hey. - Hot wieners! 358 00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:26,752 You'll get your award for worst stalker. Come on, guys. 359 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:30,714 She made you, like, two hours ago. Stop following her! 360 00:22:35,345 --> 00:22:36,595 Hey, man. 361 00:22:37,806 --> 00:22:39,390 - Oh, hey. - Heard your speech. 362 00:22:39,516 --> 00:22:42,184 Oh, yeah? Yeah, I was just... just winging it, you know. 363 00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:45,229 - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, it seemed that way. 364 00:22:45,355 --> 00:22:47,013 - Hey, what was the line? - Which one? 365 00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:50,150 Oh! "You guys are all a bunch of sellouts." 366 00:22:51,361 --> 00:22:52,853 You know what I mean. I mean... 367 00:22:52,987 --> 00:22:57,032 - I mean, Jim is definitely a sellout. - Fuck you, Lee. 368 00:22:57,158 --> 00:22:58,409 Fuck me? 369 00:22:58,535 --> 00:22:59,910 So... Hold on. 370 00:23:00,036 --> 00:23:02,162 I'm a sellout because I wrote for my community? 371 00:23:02,288 --> 00:23:05,124 Because I'm not writing these big fucking puff pieces? 372 00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:11,171 You know, we gotta make money, sell ads. Not you though, right? 373 00:23:12,632 --> 00:23:14,925 Whoo! 374 00:23:15,051 --> 00:23:16,468 All right. 375 00:23:18,972 --> 00:23:22,224 - Hold on one second. - Yeah, set your fucking award down. 376 00:23:25,228 --> 00:23:26,937 Do you want a sucker candy? 377 00:23:27,897 --> 00:23:29,356 What? 378 00:23:34,487 --> 00:23:36,155 I gotta hit you now. Oh, yeah? 379 00:23:36,698 --> 00:23:38,157 Fuck. 380 00:24:09,439 --> 00:24:11,023 Take the cup, Lee. 381 00:24:23,870 --> 00:24:26,580 That's what I'm saying, and then you just plug your shit in. 382 00:24:26,706 --> 00:24:28,665 - No ga... - Where the hell were you? 383 00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:30,631 Where were you? Look at me. You're my security. 384 00:24:30,710 --> 00:24:32,211 - Look at me. - Hey. Hey. Lee. 385 00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:33,856 - We were just clowning right now. - You were? 386 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,691 - Listen. Look. Nazis... - You think it's funny? 387 00:24:35,715 --> 00:24:38,027 Nazis, that's one thing, but a bunch of writers beat your ass? 388 00:24:38,051 --> 00:24:40,344 Hey, there were a lot of them, all right? 389 00:24:40,470 --> 00:24:41,803 There were a lot of them! 390 00:24:41,930 --> 00:24:44,056 - Look at this fool. - Hey, Fran. Hey, Fran. 391 00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:46,975 You missed the big awards ceremony. Boom. Come on. 392 00:24:47,727 --> 00:24:49,603 Yeah, can we talk? 393 00:24:49,729 --> 00:24:52,523 Yeah, sure. I need some coffee. All right, yeah, well, thanks a lot. 394 00:24:52,649 --> 00:24:54,689 Every time I turn around, he's getting his ass beat. 395 00:24:54,776 --> 00:24:56,401 - Okay. - Hey, Lee. 396 00:24:56,528 --> 00:25:00,155 Lee, look. They got tae-bo classes at the YMCA for free. 397 00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:01,698 Billy Blanks. 398 00:25:01,824 --> 00:25:03,867 - What's he talking about? - Nothing. He's an idiot. 399 00:25:03,993 --> 00:25:07,579 So, what's up? What do you want, cuss or discuss? 400 00:25:09,666 --> 00:25:10,832 I was there. 401 00:25:11,834 --> 00:25:12,918 Where? 402 00:25:13,336 --> 00:25:14,419 The awards. 403 00:25:15,088 --> 00:25:16,547 Why didn't you say hi? 404 00:25:17,131 --> 00:25:19,174 Dad, I saw your speech. 405 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:21,760 Yeah. I went a little punk rock, didn't I? 406 00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:26,765 It was embarrassing, honestly. 407 00:25:28,184 --> 00:25:29,309 What do you mean? 408 00:25:29,727 --> 00:25:31,228 Dad, you were drunk. 409 00:25:32,397 --> 00:25:34,648 I was not drunk. I don't drink. 410 00:25:34,774 --> 00:25:37,067 I had one tiny, little mushroom gummy, okay? 411 00:25:37,193 --> 00:25:39,311 - Yeah. Dad. - And I think I ate a bad shrimp. 412 00:25:39,445 --> 00:25:41,680 For real. What? Listen... 413 00:25:42,156 --> 00:25:45,317 These dopes, they hand out awards 'cause they just wanna jerk each other. 414 00:25:45,451 --> 00:25:47,619 - They wanna jerk each other's chain. - Dad. Okay. 415 00:25:47,745 --> 00:25:51,498 What? Listen, your dad, me, I am an artist. 416 00:25:51,624 --> 00:25:53,667 - Artist. - Yeah, a writer, 417 00:25:53,793 --> 00:25:55,393 and I can't let some award go to my head. 418 00:25:55,461 --> 00:25:57,713 Sometimes you just gotta blow things up, you know? 419 00:25:57,839 --> 00:26:01,300 No. No, no, you don't always have to blow everything up. 420 00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:03,218 Where is your punk-rock spirit? 421 00:26:03,344 --> 00:26:06,597 All right, these clowns are giving me a prize to try to seduce me 422 00:26:06,723 --> 00:26:08,974 into their little club of mediocrity, all right? 423 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,767 But I resist. Okay? 424 00:26:10,893 --> 00:26:14,396 There is a dissolution of integrity the second fame kicks in. 425 00:26:14,522 --> 00:26:15,939 I gotta protect myself. 426 00:26:18,484 --> 00:26:19,526 Okay. 427 00:26:20,153 --> 00:26:21,612 Well, I'm just letting you know. 428 00:26:21,738 --> 00:26:23,572 Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 429 00:26:24,532 --> 00:26:27,117 I don't want you to be embarrassed. I want you to be proud of me. 430 00:26:27,243 --> 00:26:28,660 You're breaking my heart right now. 431 00:26:28,786 --> 00:26:29,870 Yeah, Dad. 432 00:26:30,455 --> 00:26:31,997 Look, I wanna be proud too. 433 00:26:32,123 --> 00:26:34,082 Yeah, and you are. 434 00:26:34,834 --> 00:26:36,335 Come on. You are. 435 00:26:37,503 --> 00:26:38,545 Sure. 436 00:26:39,130 --> 00:26:41,214 - Oh, my God. - What? Come on. 437 00:26:43,217 --> 00:26:45,377 Just be normal now and again. 438 00:26:45,511 --> 00:26:47,079 Oh, my God. 439 00:26:47,180 --> 00:26:49,431 You sound just like your mother. 440 00:26:49,557 --> 00:26:51,243 Because I want you to be normal now and then? 441 00:26:51,267 --> 00:26:53,018 I am working on it, okay? 442 00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:55,228 Listen, guess what? 443 00:26:58,691 --> 00:27:00,275 I have a girlfriend. 444 00:27:02,445 --> 00:27:04,321 Yeah. I do. I'm serious. 445 00:27:04,447 --> 00:27:05,764 Absolutely. Big time. 446 00:27:05,865 --> 00:27:06,948 Who? 447 00:27:07,075 --> 00:27:08,283 You don't know her. 448 00:27:08,409 --> 00:27:09,785 Well, will I meet this girl? 449 00:27:09,911 --> 00:27:11,711 If things keep going the way they are going... 450 00:27:11,829 --> 00:27:13,939 She's a lawyer. 451 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,750 She's a public defender. She's, like, really smart. 452 00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:20,087 Like top-notch law person. 453 00:27:22,215 --> 00:27:24,216 - Wow. - Cool, right? 454 00:27:24,717 --> 00:27:25,967 Yeah, it's good. 455 00:27:26,386 --> 00:27:27,386 Okay. 456 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,805 - Okay, I gotta go. - Come on. What... 457 00:27:30,473 --> 00:27:31,973 I love you. 458 00:27:33,726 --> 00:27:34,935 I love you. 459 00:27:36,229 --> 00:27:37,396 See ya. 460 00:27:41,526 --> 00:27:43,652 Did you hear that? 461 00:27:43,778 --> 00:27:45,404 I hear everything. 462 00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:46,530 I heard it. 463 00:27:46,614 --> 00:27:48,240 Jesus Christ. Thank you. 464 00:27:48,366 --> 00:27:50,409 I gotta talk to you about my speech. 465 00:27:50,743 --> 00:27:52,160 Speech. You didn't make a speech. 466 00:27:52,286 --> 00:27:53,764 You're not Abraham Lincoln. You won an award. 467 00:27:53,788 --> 00:27:55,622 Buddy, I value your opinion, all right? 468 00:27:55,748 --> 00:27:57,976 I want you to tell me honestly, what'd you think about my speech? 469 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,584 And why are you on a treadmill? 470 00:28:00,253 --> 00:28:01,987 Because I'm in throuple trouble. 471 00:28:02,338 --> 00:28:04,172 What is that? 472 00:28:04,298 --> 00:28:05,623 It's trouble in a throuple. 473 00:28:05,758 --> 00:28:07,592 Yeah, okay, but what does that even mean? 474 00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:09,961 You know how Lindsay and I are in an open marriage? 475 00:28:10,096 --> 00:28:12,700 I know that Lindsay's in an open marriage and that you're married to her. 476 00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:14,599 Yeah, I know that. 477 00:28:14,726 --> 00:28:17,246 Yeah, well, she brought someone into the circle, and he's fucking jacked. 478 00:28:17,270 --> 00:28:19,396 Why do you do this to yourself, buddy? 479 00:28:19,522 --> 00:28:21,773 This is him. You see that? Imagine something like that 480 00:28:21,899 --> 00:28:24,628 plowing your wife up and down the bed while you're sitting there in time-out. 481 00:28:24,652 --> 00:28:26,588 - It's humiliating, Lee. - Yeah. He's good-looking. 482 00:28:26,612 --> 00:28:29,348 All right, so what'd you think about my speech? Seriously? 483 00:28:29,449 --> 00:28:30,741 - What? - Get this. 484 00:28:30,867 --> 00:28:34,161 Francis, she thought it was embarrassing. 485 00:28:35,455 --> 00:28:37,164 - Okay, yeah. - What? 486 00:28:37,290 --> 00:28:38,851 I can see from her point of view how it could be embarrassing, 487 00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:40,185 but you gave 'em something to think about. 488 00:28:40,209 --> 00:28:41,478 - Right. It's too rock and roll. - Sure. 489 00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:43,253 See, she's gone so normie. 490 00:28:43,379 --> 00:28:46,423 She's getting, like, so mainstream with this dentist stepdad. 491 00:28:46,549 --> 00:28:49,217 Seriously, I saw her Rollerblading the other day... 492 00:28:49,343 --> 00:28:52,262 Lee, I got... I got shit I gotta do. I got to close my rings, man. 493 00:28:52,388 --> 00:28:55,974 Okay, good. But for the record, you loved the speech? 494 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,934 I thought your acceptance speech was radical. 495 00:28:58,060 --> 00:28:59,872 - It was ill-timed, but it was radical. - Radical. Right. 496 00:28:59,896 --> 00:29:01,855 Like Russian radical, like those dissident poets? 497 00:29:01,981 --> 00:29:03,565 Like Mayakovsky? Like that? 498 00:29:03,691 --> 00:29:06,051 - I don't know who that is. It was radical. - Appreciate it. 499 00:29:06,903 --> 00:29:08,361 Mayakovsky. 500 00:29:08,488 --> 00:29:10,614 I'm glad you loved the speech. 501 00:29:13,701 --> 00:29:15,285 Oh, fuck! 502 00:29:26,297 --> 00:29:28,365 I'm here to see, Ginger. 503 00:29:28,883 --> 00:29:30,592 - Yeah? - Yeah. 504 00:29:30,718 --> 00:29:32,154 Okay, well, we have two Gingers. So... 505 00:29:32,178 --> 00:29:34,179 Do you know her last name? 506 00:29:37,225 --> 00:29:38,675 No. 507 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:40,711 - What does she look like? - She's hot. 508 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,583 - Yeah, she's third door on the left. - Third door, okay. 509 00:29:44,607 --> 00:29:45,857 - Yep. - You got a garbage? 510 00:29:45,983 --> 00:29:48,276 - No, I don't. - Okay, cool. 511 00:29:48,402 --> 00:29:49,861 Have fun. 512 00:29:49,987 --> 00:29:52,322 Listen, Rocky, if you post a picture of yourself 513 00:29:52,448 --> 00:29:55,191 drunk at karaoke with cocaine all over your nose, 514 00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:58,061 it then makes it harder for me to make a case to the judge 515 00:29:58,162 --> 00:30:00,539 that you should be out free on the streets. 516 00:30:00,665 --> 00:30:02,900 Like, I know it was your birthday. 517 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,336 You looked like you fucking fell into a powdered doughnut box. 518 00:30:06,462 --> 00:30:08,964 Yeah, it's funny until it's not. 519 00:30:09,382 --> 00:30:10,908 You're not an idiot. I... 520 00:30:11,008 --> 00:30:13,093 Just be careful. Okay. 521 00:30:13,219 --> 00:30:15,470 I love you too. Bye. Oh, my God. 522 00:30:16,597 --> 00:30:18,890 I'm not seeing clients today. 523 00:30:19,016 --> 00:30:21,101 Not sure why you were shown in. 524 00:30:21,227 --> 00:30:22,435 I'm not a client. 525 00:30:24,146 --> 00:30:25,730 - What are you doing here? - Hi. 526 00:30:25,857 --> 00:30:28,942 Oh, Lee, your face. Lee, did those guys do that to you? 527 00:30:29,068 --> 00:30:32,612 Oh, no, not those guys. It was just a disgruntled journalist. 528 00:30:32,738 --> 00:30:34,239 It's a occupational hazard. 529 00:30:34,365 --> 00:30:37,617 What? Okay. I got no time, actually, right now. 530 00:30:37,743 --> 00:30:40,620 Oh, you don't have time now. You had time last night. 531 00:30:40,746 --> 00:30:42,038 What does that mean? 532 00:30:42,415 --> 00:30:43,707 You kissed me. 533 00:30:44,292 --> 00:30:46,061 - No, I did not kiss you, actually. - You did. 534 00:30:46,085 --> 00:30:48,670 No, our faces got close, but... We did kiss once outside. 535 00:30:48,796 --> 00:30:50,476 - I forgot about that part. - Yeah, we did. 536 00:30:50,548 --> 00:30:52,799 No, that was a confusion tactic for the men following me. 537 00:30:52,925 --> 00:30:55,343 Oh, all right. How long they been following you? 538 00:30:55,970 --> 00:30:57,429 You got me. I'm... 539 00:30:57,555 --> 00:30:59,589 I wasn't even totally sure they were following me. 540 00:30:59,724 --> 00:31:01,433 I'm so very sure now. 541 00:31:01,559 --> 00:31:03,810 Okay. Why are they following you? 542 00:31:05,021 --> 00:31:06,396 I'm looking into it. 543 00:31:07,398 --> 00:31:09,983 All right. Well, I can help you out with that. 544 00:31:10,109 --> 00:31:11,635 - Help? - Yeah. 545 00:31:11,736 --> 00:31:12,944 How can you help me? 546 00:31:13,070 --> 00:31:14,613 That's what I do. I figure stuff out. 547 00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:16,379 Okay. I don't really need a researcher... 548 00:31:16,449 --> 00:31:19,275 I'm not a researcher, all right? I am a trailblazer. 549 00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:22,111 I light up the streets, kick up flares, 550 00:31:22,246 --> 00:31:24,982 knock over stones, see where the snakes slither. 551 00:31:25,082 --> 00:31:26,374 What? Is this a quote? 552 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:28,752 Do you wanna find these guys or don't you? 553 00:31:31,339 --> 00:31:33,657 Hey, so, could... 554 00:31:34,091 --> 00:31:38,053 In your speech last night, you said that you lied, right? 555 00:31:38,179 --> 00:31:39,930 Oh, no. I didn't. 556 00:31:40,056 --> 00:31:43,099 Yes, you said that you did something that you weren't proud of. 557 00:31:43,225 --> 00:31:45,802 - Something that... It was bullshit. - Yeah, I know. 558 00:31:45,937 --> 00:31:48,396 I was talking about the whole industry around the journalism. 559 00:31:48,522 --> 00:31:51,107 Hey, come on. You were talking about yourself. 560 00:31:53,819 --> 00:31:55,846 I was talking about the Washberg piece. 561 00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:58,323 I left a... a lot out. 562 00:31:58,449 --> 00:32:00,075 It was a lot of omission, you know? 563 00:32:00,201 --> 00:32:02,911 I did it just to make sure more people didn't get hurt. 564 00:32:03,496 --> 00:32:05,872 - You help people not get hurt. - Yeah. 565 00:32:06,916 --> 00:32:08,500 That sounds noble. 566 00:32:08,918 --> 00:32:10,585 - It is? - Yeah. 567 00:32:10,711 --> 00:32:16,383 I asked because confidentiality is a very serious thing in my world, 568 00:32:16,509 --> 00:32:18,927 'cause we're dealing with people's lives, right? 569 00:32:19,053 --> 00:32:22,514 In this case, we are dealing with my life. 570 00:32:23,391 --> 00:32:25,517 Well, you can count on me. 571 00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:27,560 Okay. 572 00:32:27,687 --> 00:32:28,853 Lee... 573 00:32:30,648 --> 00:32:32,732 Okay, nope. Again, never mind. 574 00:32:33,109 --> 00:32:34,985 - Okay. All right. Sure. - Gotta go. 575 00:32:35,111 --> 00:32:37,070 All right, listen, hey, if you change your mind, 576 00:32:37,196 --> 00:32:39,489 and you decide you do need a friend... 577 00:32:40,908 --> 00:32:42,492 - I'm your man. - Okay. 578 00:32:42,618 --> 00:32:43,868 I'm at Hoot Owl Books. 579 00:32:43,995 --> 00:32:46,371 - I'm the CEO, the owner. Yeah. - Perfect. 580 00:32:46,497 --> 00:32:48,257 - You can count on me. - "Who Done It Books." 581 00:32:48,332 --> 00:32:49,749 Hoot Owl. 582 00:32:50,251 --> 00:32:51,835 Hoot Owl. 583 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,298 Oh, my God. 584 00:33:01,470 --> 00:33:03,304 Oh, Ginger. 585 00:33:06,058 --> 00:33:07,225 Fuck. 586 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:16,985 I'm your guy! 587 00:33:17,111 --> 00:33:18,278 Right here! 588 00:33:19,613 --> 00:33:20,989 Oh, my God. 589 00:33:22,825 --> 00:33:24,242 What the fuck? 590 00:33:31,792 --> 00:33:32,917 Oh, my God. 591 00:33:35,046 --> 00:33:37,130 Don't... Don't know. 592 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:39,841 Okay. 593 00:33:40,342 --> 00:33:41,468 Fuck it. 594 00:33:50,102 --> 00:33:51,269 Okay. 595 00:33:54,398 --> 00:33:58,434 I have a client that I can't reach at Boontill Prison. 596 00:33:58,569 --> 00:33:59,611 Okay? 597 00:34:01,405 --> 00:34:03,198 His name is Mekko Dean. He's a Native guy. 598 00:34:03,324 --> 00:34:06,076 We used to talk every... I mean, all the time. 599 00:34:06,202 --> 00:34:08,244 And then three weeks ago, everything stopped. 600 00:34:08,370 --> 00:34:10,789 I called his caseworker, and she gave me the runaround. 601 00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:14,459 So I went down to the prison myself, and they would not let me talk to him. 602 00:34:14,585 --> 00:34:16,319 You're his lawyer. They gotta let you. 603 00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:19,255 No, I... Well, I was his lawyer. This is... 604 00:34:19,882 --> 00:34:21,457 This is an old appeal. 605 00:34:21,592 --> 00:34:23,779 It's... They... One guy was like, "Oh, he's in solitary." 606 00:34:23,803 --> 00:34:27,138 Another guy said he was sick. They were making something up on the fly, 607 00:34:27,264 --> 00:34:29,265 and now they know that I am suspicious, 608 00:34:29,391 --> 00:34:31,392 and now these guys are fucking following me. 609 00:34:31,519 --> 00:34:35,563 - Do you have a piece of paper? - Yeah. 610 00:34:36,315 --> 00:34:38,508 Here you go. Here. 611 00:34:39,151 --> 00:34:41,644 - Listen, it's probably... - This is my business card. 612 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:42,779 Yeah. 613 00:34:42,822 --> 00:34:44,280 Okay. 614 00:34:44,406 --> 00:34:46,366 Lee, you cannot give up on the dig story. 615 00:34:46,492 --> 00:34:47,951 I gotta go see a guy, all right? 616 00:34:48,077 --> 00:34:50,411 An inmate in prison. A prison inmate. 617 00:34:50,538 --> 00:34:54,874 You know, he's lost all contact with his lawyer. My friend, the lawyer. 618 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,292 I just met her. She's great. 619 00:34:56,418 --> 00:34:58,063 Don't worry, all right? They don't know me. 620 00:34:58,087 --> 00:34:59,863 I'll go in there. I'll check it all out. 621 00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:01,330 Okay. That's his name. 622 00:35:01,465 --> 00:35:03,068 - That's his prisoner number. - Okay. All right. 623 00:35:03,092 --> 00:35:05,869 That's my name, maiden name, and phone number. 624 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:08,004 - Yeah. - Not married. Are you married? 625 00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:09,806 - No. Not married. - Okay, great. 626 00:35:10,349 --> 00:35:12,934 - I just want to know he's okay, right? I... - Yeah, yeah. 627 00:35:13,060 --> 00:35:14,394 So what's the story? 628 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,730 All right. Oklahoma. Dostoyevsky. Right? 629 00:35:17,857 --> 00:35:20,316 The prison industrial complex. 630 00:35:20,442 --> 00:35:22,652 You know, corruption at the highest level. 631 00:35:22,778 --> 00:35:25,029 - You know what I'm talking about? - - Yeah. 632 00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:26,156 He's got nothing. 633 00:35:26,282 --> 00:35:27,615 No, no. Does he have to be here? 634 00:35:27,741 --> 00:35:29,421 - He's the managing editor. - Yeah, I know. 635 00:35:29,493 --> 00:35:31,096 I got him the job, but I didn't know it came with the title. 636 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,722 I mean, how many titles you gonna give him? 637 00:35:32,746 --> 00:35:34,539 It might be a hall monitor next? 638 00:35:37,918 --> 00:35:39,718 Listen, it's probably gang-related, all right? 639 00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:42,037 I've had a lot of experience with the Aryan Brotherhood, 640 00:35:42,131 --> 00:35:45,550 and I can spot a skinhead a mile away, even with a head of hair, okay? 641 00:35:45,676 --> 00:35:47,356 - These guys are brotherhood. - Oh, my God. 642 00:35:47,428 --> 00:35:49,429 I've thrown down with them before. It's okay. 643 00:35:49,555 --> 00:35:51,639 I'm talking about corruption, all caps. 644 00:35:51,765 --> 00:35:54,050 Pah, pah, pah, pah, pah! 645 00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:56,246 You know, butt smuggling, drugs, you know, Heartland Press, it's prime clickbait. 646 00:35:56,270 --> 00:35:58,813 God, do whatever. Just don't ask me for any more money. 647 00:35:58,939 --> 00:36:00,148 Okay. 648 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,277 Hello. Don't be afraid. I'm a journalist. It's cool. 649 00:36:04,403 --> 00:36:05,403 What, Who do I... 650 00:36:05,446 --> 00:36:07,155 Items here in the basket. 651 00:36:07,281 --> 00:36:08,823 No problem. 652 00:36:08,949 --> 00:36:10,844 Oh, I'm also going to need one of those press passes. 653 00:36:10,868 --> 00:36:12,435 You know, the cool laminated ones. 654 00:36:12,536 --> 00:36:13,411 Yeah, right. 655 00:36:13,537 --> 00:36:15,038 It'll come back chewed on. 656 00:36:21,212 --> 00:36:23,746 Wait, what? The plan is you're just gonna go into the prison? 657 00:36:23,881 --> 00:36:26,716 You forget I am an award-winning journalist, okay? 658 00:36:26,842 --> 00:36:28,285 With a press pass. Come on, now. 659 00:36:28,385 --> 00:36:30,136 - All right. - I got you. Don't worry. 660 00:36:30,262 --> 00:36:31,888 I'm... I'm worried. 661 00:36:34,683 --> 00:36:36,768 No, that's not your white van. 662 00:36:37,144 --> 00:36:38,269 - Yeah. - No. 663 00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:40,463 Good guys are on the way. 664 00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:44,150 Good guy in a white van? It would be history's first. 665 00:36:48,072 --> 00:36:49,197 Fuck. 666 00:36:49,323 --> 00:36:50,531 Raybon. 667 00:37:02,628 --> 00:37:03,795 Howdy. 668 00:37:04,255 --> 00:37:05,713 Oh, yeah. 669 00:37:06,131 --> 00:37:08,007 Hi. I'm Lee Raybon. 670 00:37:08,384 --> 00:37:09,550 - Okay. - Hey. 671 00:37:09,677 --> 00:37:11,636 Thanks for meeting me here today. 672 00:37:12,721 --> 00:37:14,305 What do you want? 673 00:37:14,807 --> 00:37:18,810 Yeah, well, I'm a writer, Heartland Press. It's a long-form magazine. 674 00:37:18,936 --> 00:37:21,187 I also write for the Tulsa Beat. 675 00:37:21,855 --> 00:37:23,173 So you're good? 676 00:37:23,274 --> 00:37:25,275 Get to the point, man. What can I do for you? 677 00:37:25,401 --> 00:37:27,860 Oh, I don't need anything. I'm good. I just... 678 00:37:28,570 --> 00:37:30,613 You know, you've been a little unresponsive. 679 00:37:30,739 --> 00:37:32,499 Just a little worried about you, that's all. 680 00:37:32,574 --> 00:37:34,617 - I'm just making sure you're good. - Unresponsive? 681 00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:36,202 Yeah, just... 682 00:37:36,996 --> 00:37:39,455 I don't know. I don't know. You know? I was... 683 00:37:39,790 --> 00:37:43,584 The truth is, man, I'm really just checking up on you. 684 00:37:43,961 --> 00:37:45,295 - Checking on me? - Yeah. 685 00:37:45,421 --> 00:37:46,504 For what? 686 00:37:46,630 --> 00:37:47,922 For our friend. 687 00:37:48,549 --> 00:37:50,008 Yeah? Who's that? 688 00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:52,369 Who's that? 689 00:37:52,469 --> 00:37:57,015 G. G, G. Gin... G... 690 00:37:57,516 --> 00:37:59,392 You know what I mean, right? 691 00:38:00,102 --> 00:38:01,394 No. 692 00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:04,981 Okay. You're Mekko, though, right? 693 00:38:05,733 --> 00:38:06,899 Yeah, I'm Mekko. 694 00:38:07,026 --> 00:38:08,609 Yeah. Mekko Dean. 695 00:38:08,736 --> 00:38:11,237 I just said yes, white boy. 696 00:38:11,739 --> 00:38:13,489 You putting me on? 697 00:38:14,116 --> 00:38:17,201 You think... Oh, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 698 00:38:17,328 --> 00:38:19,954 Somebody put you up to this? They threatening you? 699 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,498 Man, don't get on my fucking nerves, all right? 700 00:38:22,916 --> 00:38:26,627 Well, if you're not Mekko, then where's the real Mekko? 701 00:38:26,754 --> 00:38:29,422 I am Mekko. I don't know what the fuck you want, man. 702 00:38:29,548 --> 00:38:32,148 Just tell me about that story, you can get the fuck on, all right? 703 00:38:32,176 --> 00:38:34,096 Let me tell you what this story's gonna be about. 704 00:38:34,136 --> 00:38:37,221 I'm gonna write a story about whoever you really are. 705 00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:41,050 - And it's gonna bury you. Yeah. - Okay. I'm sure. 706 00:38:41,185 --> 00:38:43,719 - My stories go nuclear, buddy. Boom. - No one gives a fuck. 707 00:38:43,854 --> 00:38:46,481 That's not a threat. No, that's a promise, okay? 708 00:38:46,607 --> 00:38:48,524 I am the dismantler, 709 00:38:48,650 --> 00:38:51,254 and I'm gonna fuck you up and you tell that to all your buddies back there, 710 00:38:51,278 --> 00:38:55,031 your Aryan Brotherhood buddies who are following Ginger, okay? 711 00:38:55,157 --> 00:38:56,157 Ginger? 712 00:38:56,867 --> 00:39:00,411 - No. No, no, no, no, no, no. - You're gonna get fucked up. 713 00:39:00,537 --> 00:39:02,622 - Hey, hey, listen to me, listen to me. - Just wait. 714 00:39:02,748 --> 00:39:06,584 I'm in with the Deadly Natives. Does the name Waylon ring a bell to you? 715 00:39:06,710 --> 00:39:08,544 - Watch out. - Waylon who? 716 00:39:08,670 --> 00:39:09,879 Waylon. 717 00:39:10,756 --> 00:39:12,465 Waylon and Henry. Okay? 718 00:39:12,591 --> 00:39:16,969 You know, listen, listen. I'm onto you. You're an impostor, 719 00:39:17,096 --> 00:39:20,181 you're a stooge, and you're a Nazi scum. 720 00:39:20,307 --> 00:39:21,624 Fuck you. I'm Native. 721 00:39:21,725 --> 00:39:25,186 You are a blow-up doll that I'm gonna fuck. Ha! 722 00:39:25,312 --> 00:39:27,763 - Fuck you. - How about that? Ha! Ha! 723 00:39:27,898 --> 00:39:31,526 Oh, yeah. Yeah, all right. Yeah, fuck you right there. 724 00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,240 Sorry. Sorry. 725 00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:46,958 It's a nice van. 726 00:39:50,963 --> 00:39:52,797 Tires are a little bald. 727 00:39:55,342 --> 00:39:56,676 Drive safe. 728 00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:21,261 - Come see Daymond Law. - Come on, man. Law offices. 729 00:40:21,285 --> 00:40:23,346 Well, damn. Man, it's so hard to keep track of everything. 730 00:40:23,370 --> 00:40:24,890 That's why I told you, just cut it up. 731 00:40:24,997 --> 00:40:27,623 I told you I wanted to do this in one take. I told you. 732 00:40:27,749 --> 00:40:30,460 It's called a oner, man. Real Scorsese shit, man. 733 00:40:30,586 --> 00:40:31,819 Scorse... Man. 734 00:40:38,427 --> 00:40:39,960 It's for TikTok. 735 00:40:40,095 --> 00:40:41,364 - We don't have all day. Try again. - Yo, Cyrus. 736 00:40:41,388 --> 00:40:42,889 - Come on, try it again. - Cyrus? 737 00:40:43,015 --> 00:40:44,534 - What? Lee. I'm filming. Filming. - Hey, hey. 738 00:40:44,558 --> 00:40:45,933 - What's up? - What's up? 739 00:40:46,059 --> 00:40:47,704 What, you guys are making documentaries now? 740 00:40:47,728 --> 00:40:49,896 We provide production services for clients for a price, 741 00:40:50,022 --> 00:40:52,398 unless you're my cousin, in which you expect it for free. 742 00:40:52,524 --> 00:40:54,192 - That's a nice shot, man. - Yeah. 743 00:40:54,318 --> 00:40:56,629 Can I interrupt you guys just real quick? I promise. Two minutes. 744 00:40:56,653 --> 00:40:59,447 You know what? I need to learn these lines and smoke anyway. 745 00:41:00,908 --> 00:41:02,116 Who is it? 746 00:41:02,534 --> 00:41:04,452 Her name's Ginger, all right? 747 00:41:04,578 --> 00:41:07,497 - She's a lawyer, super smart. - She? No, not she. Who's the guy you... 748 00:41:07,623 --> 00:41:09,916 Oh, Mekko Dean. Mekko Dean. 749 00:41:10,042 --> 00:41:11,792 - Tulsa County? - Yeah, I think so. 750 00:41:11,919 --> 00:41:14,295 - This is... this is him? - Oh, yeah. 751 00:41:14,421 --> 00:41:16,797 - You got a photo? - Yeah, he has some old mug shots. 752 00:41:16,924 --> 00:41:18,799 Armed robbery, attempted armed robbery, 753 00:41:18,926 --> 00:41:20,968 - failed armed robbery. - Oh, fuck. Fuck. 754 00:41:21,094 --> 00:41:23,095 What's up with you and this guy? 755 00:41:23,222 --> 00:41:24,597 I knew it. 756 00:41:24,723 --> 00:41:27,016 So I meet this lawyer, right? She's a stone-cold fox. 757 00:41:27,142 --> 00:41:28,862 I'm gonna do her a solid, maybe get a story. 758 00:41:28,977 --> 00:41:31,062 I go meet one of her clients in prison, right? 759 00:41:31,188 --> 00:41:33,082 I go to meet him, but they send out a different guy. 760 00:41:33,106 --> 00:41:35,942 A different guy. That's not the guy who came. 761 00:41:36,068 --> 00:41:37,401 A rupidoop. 762 00:41:38,403 --> 00:41:39,987 - A what? - Rupidoop. 763 00:41:40,113 --> 00:41:42,383 - A rope-a-dope? - No, it's rupidoop. Something different. 764 00:41:42,407 --> 00:41:44,492 No, Cyrus, that's not a thing. A rupidoop? 765 00:41:44,618 --> 00:41:47,828 A rupidoop, yeah. Yo, Daymond. Daymond! 766 00:41:48,497 --> 00:41:50,164 - Yeah? - Hey. 767 00:41:50,499 --> 00:41:54,001 Lee went to a prison to visit a guy. They sent in a whole 'nother man. 768 00:41:54,127 --> 00:41:56,087 - Right. - What do they call that? 769 00:41:56,213 --> 00:41:57,463 Well, that's a rupidoop. 770 00:41:57,589 --> 00:42:00,049 Not a rope-a-dope? 771 00:42:00,509 --> 00:42:01,676 No, that's different. 772 00:42:01,802 --> 00:42:03,322 I mean, you can call it Wewoka switch, 773 00:42:03,428 --> 00:42:05,805 but it's usually only old cats who say that, but... 774 00:42:05,931 --> 00:42:09,725 I mean, it's fine, as long as you didn't give any information. 775 00:42:09,851 --> 00:42:11,919 - Yeah. - You left, right? You didn't... 776 00:42:12,229 --> 00:42:13,540 You didn't engage with the rupidoop? 777 00:42:13,564 --> 00:42:15,648 What does that even mean? Engage? 778 00:42:15,774 --> 00:42:18,628 Of course I talked to the guy. I mean, I'm there to talk to him, so I talked. 779 00:42:18,652 --> 00:42:21,654 Never engage with a rupidoop. What the fuck is wrong with you, Lee? 780 00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:24,198 - Come on. - Man. You... You... 781 00:42:25,659 --> 00:42:26,742 What did you say? 782 00:42:26,868 --> 00:42:28,536 I... I engaged, I engaged a little. 783 00:42:28,662 --> 00:42:32,582 I... I said, you know, "I'm the dismantler," you know? 784 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:34,041 - The dismantler? - I don't know! 785 00:42:34,167 --> 00:42:36,210 I told him I was going to turn shit over. 786 00:42:36,336 --> 00:42:39,589 The dismantler? What about your trusty sidekick, the reupholsterer? 787 00:42:39,715 --> 00:42:41,115 You didn't name any names, right? 788 00:42:41,216 --> 00:42:43,451 - No, I didn't... I didn't... - That's right. 789 00:42:43,552 --> 00:42:44,969 Fuck. I said one name. 790 00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:46,304 Oh, shit. 791 00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:48,110 - No, I just... The lawyer, Ginger. - What? 792 00:42:48,181 --> 00:42:50,725 - I was trying to help her. I didn't know. - Wow. 793 00:42:50,851 --> 00:42:54,928 Oh, man. You're out here tender-dick thinking, man. 794 00:42:55,063 --> 00:42:56,397 - What? - You know what? 795 00:42:56,523 --> 00:42:58,733 I'll represent you when they arrest you. 796 00:42:58,859 --> 00:43:00,659 But I'm gonna need that deposit today, though. 797 00:43:00,777 --> 00:43:03,279 - I got a QR code for it. - Yeah, yeah. Thanks. Thanks a lot. 798 00:43:03,405 --> 00:43:05,114 I walk out of the prison. 799 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:08,776 There's a guard sneaking around my van, and I recognize this guy. 800 00:43:08,910 --> 00:43:10,870 He's the same guy that was following her, 801 00:43:10,996 --> 00:43:13,331 the lawyer, Ginger, who I met when I won an award. 802 00:43:13,457 --> 00:43:15,750 - I won Journalist of the Year. - Congratulations. 803 00:43:15,876 --> 00:43:17,877 Thanks. Citizen Journalism, but... 804 00:43:18,003 --> 00:43:20,254 Don't you know guards are nothing but gangsters 805 00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:22,423 with laminated name tags and guns? 806 00:43:22,549 --> 00:43:24,342 She's never going to be into me now. 807 00:43:24,468 --> 00:43:27,011 How can she? You out here tender-dicking, playboy. 808 00:43:27,137 --> 00:43:30,056 Yeah, buddy, dick in a tinderbox. 809 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:32,933 You got any more guns? 810 00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:34,644 I'll check. 811 00:43:35,729 --> 00:43:37,355 - You okay? - I'm gonna be sick. 812 00:43:37,481 --> 00:43:39,481 - What? Really? - Go through the whole thing again. 813 00:43:39,566 --> 00:43:41,642 - Okay. Okay. - There was a guy, right? 814 00:43:41,777 --> 00:43:43,736 - Another guy. - It was... It's a different guy. 815 00:43:43,862 --> 00:43:46,322 It was not Mekko who came out. That is for sure. 816 00:43:46,448 --> 00:43:49,867 So then the question is, who the hell is it that came out and who sent him? 817 00:43:49,993 --> 00:43:51,827 Was it Mekko? Was it somebody else? 818 00:43:51,953 --> 00:43:54,997 And that's why I need to know a lot more about this client, okay? 819 00:43:55,123 --> 00:43:57,541 Is he a gang member? Is he a shot... 820 00:43:57,668 --> 00:44:01,462 - Lee, you fell for a rupidoop. - You know, is he connected? 821 00:44:01,963 --> 00:44:04,131 Okay. How does everybody know that word but me? 822 00:44:04,257 --> 00:44:06,258 Okay, did you... You said my name, right? 823 00:44:06,385 --> 00:44:08,905 - Tell me, did you say my name? - I don't know if it was him or me. 824 00:44:08,929 --> 00:44:11,389 'Cause we were going at it. I'm like a horse with blinders on. 825 00:44:11,515 --> 00:44:14,058 Once I saw that he was a stooge, right? Boom. I... 826 00:44:14,184 --> 00:44:17,436 I told him, I said, "Look, you fuck with Ginger, you're fucking with me." 827 00:44:17,562 --> 00:44:21,048 You said that? Is that all that happened? 828 00:44:21,441 --> 00:44:24,860 Yes, that's it. That is the story, except... 829 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,947 Get this, all right? You're gonna find this super interesting. 830 00:44:28,073 --> 00:44:29,865 - Am I? - I walk out, 831 00:44:29,991 --> 00:44:32,136 and there by my van is one of the dudes that was following you 832 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,061 - the other night at the awards show. - What? 833 00:44:34,162 --> 00:44:36,080 - Remember when I won my award? - I remember. 834 00:44:36,206 --> 00:44:39,166 Yeah, the guys that were following you. One of them is a prison guard. 835 00:44:39,292 --> 00:44:40,568 Did he remember you? 836 00:44:40,669 --> 00:44:42,962 - Oh, definitely. Definitely. - Definite. 837 00:44:43,088 --> 00:44:45,631 I mean... Crazy, right? 838 00:44:45,757 --> 00:44:47,591 I mean, what do you think? 839 00:44:47,718 --> 00:44:50,029 - I think that the decisions that... - I'll tell you what I think. 840 00:44:50,053 --> 00:44:52,246 - I've made every moment of my life... - No. 841 00:44:52,347 --> 00:44:54,724 I'll tell you what... You know what I think? 842 00:44:55,183 --> 00:44:58,602 This whole, like, "rupidoop" thing is getting really overblown. 843 00:44:58,729 --> 00:45:01,897 Seriously, they already knew we were connected, okay? 844 00:45:02,023 --> 00:45:04,419 - So this is all much ado about, you know... - We're not connected. 845 00:45:04,443 --> 00:45:07,094 - Nothing. What? What? - I can't do this. I should never have... 846 00:45:07,195 --> 00:45:09,155 - You know what, Lee? I... - What? 847 00:45:09,281 --> 00:45:13,451 Thank you for your help, but you gotta... you gotta go right now. 848 00:45:13,577 --> 00:45:16,245 - No, no, I'm good. I got plenty of time. - You're not good. No. 849 00:45:16,371 --> 00:45:19,290 I-I have to... One of my... One of my flaws as a person 850 00:45:19,416 --> 00:45:21,250 is I need to be alone in order to think. 851 00:45:21,376 --> 00:45:22,376 Okay. 852 00:45:22,711 --> 00:45:24,628 - All right. You know what? - Go, go, go. 853 00:45:24,755 --> 00:45:25,880 Yeah. 854 00:45:26,214 --> 00:45:30,050 Just so you know, we got 'em right where we want 'em. 855 00:45:32,804 --> 00:45:34,638 Fuck. 856 00:46:14,221 --> 00:46:17,598 Just because you have faith, it tells you... 857 00:46:26,107 --> 00:46:27,149 Shit. 858 00:46:56,179 --> 00:46:57,346 Hello. 859 00:46:58,807 --> 00:47:00,015 Hello? 860 00:47:02,352 --> 00:47:03,644 Hello. 861 00:47:04,312 --> 00:47:05,479 Ginger? 862 00:47:08,483 --> 00:47:11,443 - Ginger. Fuck. It's me. It's me. It's me. - Oh, God, Lee. 863 00:47:11,570 --> 00:47:14,280 It's me. Don't shoot! Don't do it. Hello, hey, it's me. 864 00:47:14,406 --> 00:47:16,657 Holy fuck, Lee. I shot someone! 865 00:47:16,783 --> 00:47:18,617 - You shot someone? - Oh, my God, yes! 866 00:47:18,743 --> 00:47:20,244 Who? Who did you shoot? 867 00:47:20,370 --> 00:47:22,139 I don't know... I don't know. He was trying to break in. 868 00:47:22,163 --> 00:47:24,164 - Oh, my God! One of the guys... - Who was? 869 00:47:24,291 --> 00:47:26,333 - From the other night. - Okay, okay. Which one? 870 00:47:26,459 --> 00:47:29,459 - Like the... The big guy or the skinny one? - I don't know. The skinny one. 871 00:47:29,504 --> 00:47:32,590 - The skinny one. With the SS tattoo. - Yeah, but what does it matter? 872 00:47:32,716 --> 00:47:35,551 It matters because I'm trying to make sure you didn't just shoot... 873 00:47:35,677 --> 00:47:37,720 - Oh, my God. - A prison guard, okay? 874 00:47:37,846 --> 00:47:40,681 - I always knew I would shoot someone. - You did? 875 00:47:40,807 --> 00:47:44,101 Yes. Oh, my God, I used to dream about this when I was, like, a kid. 876 00:47:44,227 --> 00:47:46,103 - What the fuck? - Okay, okay. Were you shot? 877 00:47:46,229 --> 00:47:48,022 What the fuck is happening? 878 00:47:48,148 --> 00:47:51,066 I am trying to make sure you didn't get shot and you don't know it. 879 00:47:51,192 --> 00:47:53,152 Yeah, I don't have bullets in my tits, Lee. 880 00:47:53,278 --> 00:47:55,029 Okay, okay, listen, it's just... 881 00:47:55,363 --> 00:47:58,009 Sometimes people get shot and don't feel it. Maybe go take a shower... 882 00:47:58,033 --> 00:47:59,510 - Take a shower? - And you check yourself. 883 00:47:59,534 --> 00:48:02,119 Take a shower and check? It's not ticks. 884 00:48:02,245 --> 00:48:03,621 Okay. Hey. 885 00:48:05,206 --> 00:48:06,248 Okay. 886 00:48:06,708 --> 00:48:08,125 Women love that. 887 00:48:08,752 --> 00:48:10,611 I'm trying to help, okay? 888 00:48:11,671 --> 00:48:16,550 It was an intruder, you know. It's just random, I think. 889 00:48:17,302 --> 00:48:18,786 So you don't know the man? 890 00:48:18,887 --> 00:48:19,970 No, I don't. 891 00:48:20,096 --> 00:48:21,722 - You sure? - Yeah, I'm sure. 892 00:48:21,848 --> 00:48:23,974 But if you did, you would tell us, probably, right? 893 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:26,060 Yes. 894 00:48:26,186 --> 00:48:28,039 'Cause it would be really helpful for us if you knew what he looked like. 895 00:48:28,063 --> 00:48:30,606 - You understand that, right? - So, Mekko? 896 00:48:31,775 --> 00:48:32,858 Yeah. 897 00:48:32,984 --> 00:48:35,277 Who is this guy? I mean, is he dangerous? 898 00:48:36,071 --> 00:48:37,988 Is he in danger? 899 00:48:39,991 --> 00:48:42,826 How does a person go missing in prison? 900 00:48:47,082 --> 00:48:50,417 I mean, it's something I'm not... I'm not... 901 00:48:51,503 --> 00:48:53,712 I mean, you're not in love with him? 902 00:48:56,383 --> 00:48:57,508 Are you? 903 00:49:09,854 --> 00:49:13,482 What am I fucking thinking? You cannot tell anyone. 904 00:49:13,608 --> 00:49:15,609 - Hey, hey, hey. - - My life would crumble. 905 00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:18,362 I know what the word "confidential" means, okay? 906 00:49:18,488 --> 00:49:21,281 - You're a writer! What am I doing? - Yeah, I'm a writer, 907 00:49:21,408 --> 00:49:23,316 but I'm not gonna write about you, all right? 908 00:49:23,451 --> 00:49:25,911 Hey, look at me. I promise, all right? 909 00:49:27,205 --> 00:49:28,622 I'm a good friend. 910 00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:31,917 I am. 911 00:49:32,836 --> 00:49:34,253 I am. 912 00:50:19,215 --> 00:50:22,259 Oh, shit. What the hell? 913 00:50:23,219 --> 00:50:24,428 What... 914 00:50:26,514 --> 00:50:28,749 - What's going on? - Oh, Willie Shakes-queer. 915 00:50:28,850 --> 00:50:30,976 Sorry to interrupt the libtard poetry slam. 916 00:50:32,687 --> 00:50:35,189 - What the fuck's going on? - I found this old scarecrow. 917 00:50:35,315 --> 00:50:36,523 He says he's your daddy. 918 00:50:36,649 --> 00:50:38,400 Yeah, it's old Daddy Shakes-queer. 919 00:50:38,526 --> 00:50:41,195 Yeah, buddy. We found him wandering a highway. 920 00:50:41,529 --> 00:50:44,531 And like your ugly ass, he's got a couple screws loose. 921 00:50:45,033 --> 00:50:46,825 Apple don't fall far from the tree.