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♪ Hazel moved to the city,
feeling all alone ♪
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♪ Till her whole life changed
with a pair quite strange ♪
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♪ 'Cause in reality ♪
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♪ They're her new OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
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- * Wands and wings ♪
- * Floaty crowny things ♪
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♪ OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
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♪ A new wish
for magic hijinks ♪
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♪ Fish guy, pizza fries ♪
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♪ Penny-farthing
dirt bike rides ♪
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♪ Ghost snoops, major whoops ♪
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♪ Baryonyx, time loops ♪
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♪ Pretty great,
you've got it made ♪
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♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪
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Paper!
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Crouching tiger,
hidden scissors!
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The children, Cosmo.
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They're organizing.
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It's a children's revolt.
I knew this day would come.
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We're prepping for the Rock,
Paper, Scissors Tournament.
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The winner will compete in
the school-wide tournament
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tomorrow for a free T-shirt!
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Get me that free T-shirt.
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I wish for that free T-shirt.
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I can get you a T-shirt,
but I can't get you that
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T-shirt because it's a prize.
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The rules state that--
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Again with the rules?
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What's the point of having an
all-powerful, magical being
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who can barely do anything?
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The rules are the
only thing separating us
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from peace and total chaos!
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Well, peace is boring
and lacking in swag.
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Let's get ready
to rock, paper, scissors!
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Congrats on the win, Hazel.
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Pulling out paper, even
though you'd use it to defeat
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your previous three opponents?
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Inspired.
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I guess I
just felt like, why bench
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your star player, you know?
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We're rooting for you
in the finals tomorrow.
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Thanks, guys.
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Of course Hazel won.
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She probably wished for it.
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Doubtful.
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The rules state that--
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Enough with the rules!
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What happened to you taking
me from Dev to Dev-ine?
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I don't feel very divine.
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I feel like I just
lost a Rock, Paper,
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Scissors Tournament
to someone who has
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twice as many fairies as me.
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Hazel having two
fairies has nothing
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to do with the luck of--
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Whatever!
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I wish to be in tomorrow's
schoolwide tournament.
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Dev, that's cheating.
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I can't.
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I wish for straight As.
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The rules--
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I wish for Hazel
to have all Fs.
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I can't--
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Do anything cool?
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You know what, Dev?
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I'm done.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I'm done-er!
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I'm the done-est!
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Stick a fork
in both of us, then!
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- Fine!
- Good!
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Great!
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Hey, kid.
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Huh?
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I'm Foop.
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Well, at least I was.
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I changed my name to Irep,
as in the opposite of Peri.
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Check the threads.
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I'm your new
anti-fairy godparent,
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and I'm gonna help you
break all the rules.
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I can't wait.
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I wish it was tomorrow.
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Done!
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I did finger
crunches all night to prep
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for today's tournament.
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I can't wait to reveal
some of my moves.
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All right, Irep, I wish to be
back in the tournament today.
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Done!
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I can't believe how much
time I wasted with Peri.
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You are so much better!
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That's all I've
ever wanted to hear.
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And I wish for Hazel Wells
to have bad luck.
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What?
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Ahh!
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If 2/3 of a Santa Claus
visits the world's population
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by a train going
3 kilometers per hour,
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and the only train in
Duluth is out of commission
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because of an unfortunate fire,
approximately how many sticks
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of butter do you need to use to
leave out a plate of cookies?
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Hazel, where have you been?
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Not now, Guz!
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Did Hazel just give
me a really cool nickname?
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Guz, Guz-Guz-Guz-Guz!
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Something really
weird is going on.
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There's bad luck
everywhere I go.
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I can't have this affecting
me in the tournament,
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so I wish to have good luck!
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Something is preventing our
wands from granting your wish.
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But what?
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Hmm.
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I don't think the wish
is considered cheating,
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And I don't think it would
result in mind control,
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forcing someone to fall in
love, or anybody croaking.
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OK, OK, what to do?
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I wish for as many
good luck charms as possible!
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What?
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Dev?
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But he lost.
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Let's get ready to rock,
paper, scissors!
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Paper covers rock!
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You're out!
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Shredder obliterates paper.
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You're out!
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Dynamite blows up rock.
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You're out!
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Shark eats apple.
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You're out!
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Final match.
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Dev Dimmadome
versus Hazel Wells.
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The Big Bang
beats the planet Jupiter.
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Hazel Wells, you are out!
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Dev Dimmadome wins!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Wow.
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This shirt feels like
it was made just for me.
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Congratulations
on your win, Dev.
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Really.
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Hey!
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You can't just be all
cool about losing.
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You're-- you're supposed
to be miserable.
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I-- what?
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It was just a contest, Dev.
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You won fair and square.
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So I--
- Argh!
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No, I didn't!
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I cheated!
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And you're supposed
to be sad now.
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That's the whole point!
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You did have something
to do with my bad luck!
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Peri, how could you?
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Wrong!
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both: Foop!
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It's Irep now, thanks to your
irritating son's name change.
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And it's much less easy
to say, might I add.
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Who the heck?
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He's Peri's anti-fairy.
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Anti-fairy?
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That's right, little girl.
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For every fairy,
there's an anti-fairy,
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a ruler of bad luck and chaos.
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I am Peri's opposite--
cunning, vindictive, handsome.
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But here's the really fun part.
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While we're not usually
allowed godkids,
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Peri left me a nice,
juicy loophole by quitting.
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Once a fairy quits, any magical
being can take their place.
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Peri didn't quit.
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He was waiting for you to call!
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He thought you two
were on a break.
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Who cares?
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That loser can't create any
of the wishes I really want.
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Irep can.
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And I'm gonna unleash
a string of wishes
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unlike this world
has ever seen.
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Your wish is my
command, godkid.
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I wish Bev loved me.
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Done!
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I wish for a bunch of money.
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Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
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Done!
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I wish to be king of America.
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Done!
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Are we rolling?
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Tina Churner reporting
live on the scene
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where the United States' first
monarch has just been crowned.
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And inquiring minds need
to know, is he single?
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Football!
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Ahh!
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I'll teach you
to steal my son's job!
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You need to take
cover, Ms. Churner!
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Also, big fan of your work.
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These wings don't work.
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These wings don't work!
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I'm finally about to get
everything I ever wanted,
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and you're ruining it!
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Irep, I wish Cosmo
and Wanda were nothing!
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Anti-fairy known as Irep,
you are hereby dismissed
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as Dev's fairy godparent!
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- What?
- You can't do that!
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When I quit,
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I never gave two weeks' notice!
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So Dev is still my godkid.
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There is no force
in the universe
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more powerful than
Fairy World Human Resources.
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All the wishes granted
by Irep are hereby reversed.
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Speaking of which, back to
Anti-Fairy World for him.
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Ahh!
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And now back to
Fairy World for me.
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That was a close one.
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It's a good thing that I was
jealously spying on Dev--
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I mean passing by.
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I was very normally
and confidently passing by.
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Listen, Dev, I don't
know what your real problem
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is with me, but--
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I don't need your caring
and understanding, Hinkle.
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Fine.
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Be like that.
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You wanted to win so bad?
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Take the dumb shirt.
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I hope it was worth it.
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O-Pairs!
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Find me everything there is
to know about anti-fairies.