1 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:04,045 [Faces on Film's "Sonnet" playing] 2 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:10,092 ♪ Yes, there's love if you want it ♪ 3 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:16,891 ♪ Don't sound like no sonnet, my Lord ♪ 4 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:23,773 ♪ Yes, there's love if you want it ♪ 5 00:00:23,856 --> 00:00:30,863 ♪ Don't sound like no sonnet, my Lord ♪ 6 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:32,406 ♪ My Lord... ♪ 7 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:35,034 -Oh, boy. -[indistinct chatter] 8 00:00:35,117 --> 00:00:37,286 Morning, fellas. Sorry I'm late. 9 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:41,541 You know, just needed to clear my head so I decided to, you know, walk to work. 10 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:44,877 Turns out that clearing and walking in a town you don't know all too well 11 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:46,504 can be a little tricky. [chuckles] 12 00:00:46,587 --> 00:00:49,048 Ended up getting lost but, you know, then I got unlost, 13 00:00:49,131 --> 00:00:50,508 then I got lost again but-- 14 00:00:50,591 --> 00:00:53,553 Well, you know, now I'm here, you know. Beard's here, Nate's here, 15 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:56,180 which is great because the world can be a sad, lonely place, but-- 16 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:58,099 Hey, come on now, let's get to work, shall we? 17 00:00:58,182 --> 00:01:00,351 -Michelle. -Oh. 18 00:01:00,434 --> 00:01:03,980 Which is fine. You know, it's okay, 'cause it's a great time now for me to, 19 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:06,857 you know, bury myself in my work here. 20 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:08,317 And so-- Although, I'm not crazy-- 21 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:10,486 I don't love the word "bury," you know what I mean? 22 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,863 It's just got a negative connotation to it, don't it? 23 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:14,407 What's another word I could say? 24 00:01:14,490 --> 00:01:18,619 Oh! Everyone loves a good bath, right? Just a nice warm bath, right? Yeah? 25 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,622 So that's what I'll say. I'll say, "I'm gonna bathe myself in work." 26 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:24,792 How about that? That's good. Nate, you got a favorite bath bomb, buddy? 27 00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:28,129 Oh, no, I just don't really enjoy baths, just 'cause my skin gets really wrinkly, 28 00:01:28,212 --> 00:01:30,423 and I'm deeply worried about aging. 29 00:01:30,506 --> 00:01:33,092 I get that. What about you, Coach? You got a favorite bath bomb? 30 00:01:33,175 --> 00:01:35,428 -Crėme brülėe honey. -Honey? That an ingredient 31 00:01:35,511 --> 00:01:37,305 -or something you just called me? -Ingredient. 32 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:40,141 Shoot. I was hoping it was the other one. But that's a fun idea. 33 00:01:40,224 --> 00:01:42,935 Maybe we start calling each other little pet names. 34 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:46,606 You know? Like "honey" or "babe"? Might be nice. What do you think, Coach? 35 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:49,150 -Eh... -Nate, will you do me a favor here? 36 00:01:49,233 --> 00:01:51,068 Will you help Coach plan practice for today? 37 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:53,613 -Yeah, sure. Absolutely. Yeah. -All right, thank you, sweetie. 38 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:55,281 Okay, I'll see y'all in a little bit. 39 00:01:57,783 --> 00:01:59,619 -Is he all right? -No. 40 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:06,167 ♪ Yeah, it might be all that you get ♪ 41 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:14,258 ♪ Yeah, I guess this might well be it ♪ 42 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:21,057 ♪ But heaven knows I've tried ♪ 43 00:02:22,516 --> 00:02:23,851 -[clamoring] -All right, shall we? 44 00:02:23,934 --> 00:02:25,227 Sarah, why don't you lead us off? 45 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:29,106 So, Coach Lasso. You finally won your first match. 46 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:30,399 How's it feel? 47 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,110 Well, Sarah, I believe you can outscore your opponent and still lose. 48 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:35,112 Just like you can score less than them and win. 49 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:38,616 But last week we definitely won, which is pretty darn fun. [chuckles] 50 00:02:38,699 --> 00:02:40,534 All right, next question. 51 00:02:41,535 --> 00:02:42,787 Trent Crimm, The Independent. 52 00:02:42,870 --> 00:02:44,664 Trent Crimm, The Independent. 53 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,126 Is it safe to assume that Jamie Tartt will be back on the pitch next match? 54 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,212 Well, you know what they say when you assume, Trent? 55 00:02:51,295 --> 00:02:54,840 You make an arse outta you and me. Yeah? 56 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:57,760 And that right there is another example 57 00:02:57,843 --> 00:03:01,430 of how our English and y'all's English sometimes do not jive, innit? 58 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,932 [all chuckle] 59 00:03:03,015 --> 00:03:06,185 But are you honestly gonna keep your best player on the bench? 60 00:03:06,268 --> 00:03:09,730 Well, that depends on Jamie. He knows what we need from him. 61 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:12,024 Let's keep it going, yeah? Kip, come on, hit me. 62 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:15,194 -Ted. Just the man I wanted to see. -Hey, boss. 63 00:03:15,277 --> 00:03:18,447 Your decision to bench Jamie Tartt was very brave. 64 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,449 -Thank you. -I mean, a masterstroke. 65 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,535 Don't think we're allowed to talk like that anymore. 66 00:03:22,618 --> 00:03:25,246 There's just one complication now. Manchester City have called, 67 00:03:25,329 --> 00:03:28,082 and they've inquired about terminating Jamie's loan. 68 00:03:28,165 --> 00:03:29,834 They're gonna take his house? 69 00:03:29,917 --> 00:03:33,796 No. Ted, Jamie's contract is owned by Manchester City, 70 00:03:33,879 --> 00:03:36,298 and they, in turn, loaned him to Richmond for the season. 71 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,134 Oh, okay, I get it. 72 00:03:38,217 --> 00:03:40,136 They want Jamie back if you plan to bench him. 73 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:43,013 I'm not planning on that. No, my plan is for my plan to work. 74 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:45,391 But you know what they say about the best-laid plans, right? 75 00:03:46,475 --> 00:03:49,311 Said "plan" too many times. Word's lost all its meaning now. 76 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:52,481 Plan. Plan. Plan. Doesn't matter. 77 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:55,401 Hey, you tell Man City that this man has a plan. 78 00:03:55,484 --> 00:03:58,487 -Plan. Plan. Plan? -Plan. 79 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,030 -Plan? -Not plan. 80 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:00,948 -Plan. -Plan. 81 00:04:01,031 --> 00:04:02,950 -Plan. -Like "flan." Plan. 82 00:04:03,033 --> 00:04:05,995 -Flan? That dessert? Yuck. -Yes, like "flan." 83 00:04:06,078 --> 00:04:10,791 No, I don't dig on flan. Plan. Plan. 84 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:13,127 Plan. Plan? 85 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:15,463 -Word become a sound? -What's that called again? 86 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:19,216 -Semantic satiation. -[chuckles] Yeah. Okay. All right. 87 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:21,719 Is that new kid from Mexico here yet? 88 00:04:21,802 --> 00:04:24,930 -He's getting treatment on his knee. -Okay, good. What's his name again? 89 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,140 Dani Rojas. 90 00:04:26,223 --> 00:04:27,933 Yeah, it's a great name. Okay. 91 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,643 How's Jamie doing? 92 00:04:31,395 --> 00:04:32,396 What? 93 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,775 Says he can't practice today. Says he's hurt. 94 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,030 Oh, boy. 95 00:04:42,948 --> 00:04:46,535 Hey, Jamie. I heard you're not gonna be able to run with us today. That true? 96 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:47,787 Yep. 97 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:50,998 -Why's that? -'Cause I'm hurt. 98 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:54,126 Really sorry to hear that. 99 00:04:55,127 --> 00:04:58,547 [scoffs] Relax, Ted. It's just practice. 100 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:11,310 Hey. If you can't practice, you can't practice. 101 00:05:11,393 --> 00:05:13,979 If you're hurt, you're hurt. It's as simple as that. 102 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:18,734 But it ain't about that, at all. 103 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:24,490 You're sitting in here. You're supposed to be the franchise player. 104 00:05:24,573 --> 00:05:27,409 And yet here we are, talking about you missing practice. 105 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:33,666 We're talking about practice. You understand me? Practice. 106 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,501 Not a game. 107 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:39,797 Not a game. Not the game you go out there and die for, right? 108 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,632 Play every weekend like it's your last, right? 109 00:05:41,715 --> 00:05:43,467 No, we're talking about practice, man. 110 00:05:44,134 --> 00:05:46,637 Practice! You know you're supposed to be out there. 111 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,472 You know you're supposed to lead by example. 112 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,307 You're just shoving that all aside. 113 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:53,727 And so here we are, Jamie. We're talking about practice. 114 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:55,145 Not a game. 115 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:56,480 Not the game. 116 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:59,859 We're talking about practice, with your team. With your teammates. 117 00:06:01,151 --> 00:06:03,612 The only place we get to play together, we got control over. 118 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,906 Rest of the time it's us 11 against those 11. 119 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:08,617 We're talking about practice, man! 120 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:13,247 I'm talking about practice! And you can't do it 'cause you're hurt. 121 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:15,249 Right? 122 00:06:17,042 --> 00:06:17,877 It's fine by me. 123 00:06:19,378 --> 00:06:22,089 Tell you what. Do me a favor. When you get out there, 124 00:06:22,172 --> 00:06:23,716 set up the cones so the other reserves 125 00:06:23,799 --> 00:06:25,759 -can do a little passing drill. -Ooh... 126 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:28,429 -You want me to set up cones? -I really appreciate it. 127 00:06:30,639 --> 00:06:33,392 -Colin, go set the cones up. -I think he asked you, mate. 128 00:06:33,475 --> 00:06:36,770 Was I talking to you, big man? Colin, set up the cones. 129 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:39,315 Isaac's right. He asked you. You are a second-teamer. 130 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:41,483 [players] Ooh... 131 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:46,488 Oh! 132 00:06:47,489 --> 00:06:48,657 That's gotta sting. 133 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:52,578 Cheers. 134 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:00,377 I must say, it's quite nice seeing Jamie put in his place for once. 135 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:02,254 -Thrilling even, innit? -No, no, no. 136 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:03,839 This is a no schadenfreude zone. 137 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,382 -Nein schadenfreude- -[Ted] All right. 138 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:08,093 The new kid, what's his, Dani what? 139 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:10,346 -[both] Rojas. -Rojas, yeah. Is he any good? 140 00:07:10,429 --> 00:07:12,932 Came here in the summer transfer window, was immediately injured, 141 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:14,850 -so no one's really seen him play. -That's okay. 142 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,770 'Cause once Jamie sees someone else playing his position, 143 00:07:17,853 --> 00:07:19,939 I mean, it's gonna hurt his soul. 144 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:21,315 [laughs] 145 00:07:22,274 --> 00:07:24,526 I'm so sorry. I shouldn't be happy about that. 146 00:07:25,569 --> 00:07:28,030 Okay, let's be sure to help Dani get acclimated, all right? 147 00:07:28,113 --> 00:07:30,491 First time in this league can be very overwhelming. 148 00:07:30,866 --> 00:07:32,534 [Dani vocalizing] 149 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,829 -Dani Rojas, Rojas! Dani Rojas! -[Caesars' "Jerk It Out" playing] 150 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:40,834 Rojas, Dani Rojas! Rojas, Rojas, Rojas! 151 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:43,045 Hey! Hello, coaches. 152 00:07:43,128 --> 00:07:46,340 -Thank you for the opportunity. -Yeah. You are a spirited fella, Dani. 153 00:07:46,423 --> 00:07:48,759 Just go on out there, and get the striker spot for us, okay? 154 00:07:48,842 --> 00:07:52,763 Yes! Just like back in Guadalajara, you say it, I do it, Coach. 155 00:07:52,846 --> 00:07:54,515 Football is life! 156 00:07:55,140 --> 00:07:56,183 Ooh. 157 00:07:58,727 --> 00:07:59,645 Oh, I like him. 158 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,233 Jamie doesn't. 159 00:08:04,316 --> 00:08:06,777 Chipper dickheads like that can never back it up on the pitch. 160 00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:12,199 ♪ 'Cause it's easy Once you know how it's done ♪ 161 00:08:12,282 --> 00:08:15,953 ♪ You can't stop now It's already begun ♪ 162 00:08:16,036 --> 00:08:20,666 ♪ You feel it runnin' through your bones ♪ 163 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:23,043 ♪ And you jerk it out ♪ 164 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:25,671 [players exclaiming] 165 00:08:25,754 --> 00:08:27,464 Beautiful cross, Sam! 166 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:30,634 Football is life! 167 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,970 [whistles] Oh, boy. 168 00:08:37,349 --> 00:08:39,351 [sighs] Did you see that? 169 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:43,397 I can't really tell, but it seems like he's very good. 170 00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:46,150 Huh. Cheers, again. 171 00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:49,278 And some unemployed gaffers are asking if we'll have an opening soon. 172 00:08:49,361 --> 00:08:52,489 Tony Pulis. Alan Curbishley. Harry Redknapp called three times. 173 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:53,615 [knocking on door] 174 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:57,578 Hi, I've been up all night doing deep dives on all the players. 175 00:08:57,661 --> 00:09:00,289 Did you know that Richard was raised on a goat farm? 176 00:09:00,372 --> 00:09:01,373 And that Isaac's mother 177 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:02,958 -has two left hands? -Mm! 178 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:06,545 And I called a couple of contacts about some sponsorship opportunities. 179 00:09:06,628 --> 00:09:08,213 Even got myself a little work planner. 180 00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:10,758 You couldn't get one without the word "unicorn" written on it? 181 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:12,968 Fuck off. It's adorable. 182 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,928 Ooh... 183 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:18,474 Sorry, I couldn't help but think how you'd react if I told you to F off. 184 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,517 [both laughing] 185 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,814 -That'll be all, Higgins. -Of course. 186 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,192 I'm really glad to see that you're laughing. 187 00:09:28,275 --> 00:09:30,069 I just came by to see if you're okay, really. 188 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:31,487 Why wouldn't I be? 189 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:34,156 Oh, Christ. Have you not seen the news yet? 190 00:09:34,698 --> 00:09:38,243 I really wanted to be the one to comfort you, not to break it to you. 191 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:41,330 [clears throat] So, you remember that stunning girl, Bex? 192 00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:43,999 The one that Rupert left with the night of the gala? 193 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,337 Do you really want me to pretend that she wasn't mad fit? 194 00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:49,630 I'd appreciate it. 195 00:09:49,713 --> 00:09:53,425 Okay, well. That hideous cow, whose name's Bex, 196 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:56,136 -which is actually short for-- -Rebecca. 197 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:58,806 Yep, which is also your name, as you know. 198 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:03,435 -So the press is calling her-- -"New Rebecca." Shit. 199 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:04,645 Nope. 200 00:10:05,312 --> 00:10:09,358 Um, the press is calling her "Rebecca," and you're... 201 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:12,361 [whispers] "Old Rebecca." 202 00:10:12,444 --> 00:10:14,988 -What? -Old Rebecca. 203 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:16,532 Old Rebecca? 204 00:10:20,327 --> 00:10:23,122 Don't worry about it. You've got this. 205 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,623 And if you ever have a moment, 206 00:10:24,706 --> 00:10:27,126 or if you don't got this, then you just call me, right? 207 00:10:45,602 --> 00:10:48,188 Wow! That was on purpose, yes? 208 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:51,900 Yeah. Look, mate. You're good, yeah, but up here, 209 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,861 there's a difference between good and great. 210 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,909 Whoo-hoo! 1 -1. Your turn, amigo. 211 00:11:13,088 --> 00:11:15,674 -Sí, señor. -Fuck's sake. 212 00:11:15,757 --> 00:11:17,134 Right, watch this then. Left post. 213 00:11:20,804 --> 00:11:23,640 -Wow. That was good. -I know. 214 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:27,936 Yeah! 215 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,608 [groans] 216 00:11:35,652 --> 00:11:37,738 Ah! I got lucky. 217 00:11:37,821 --> 00:11:40,908 -Again tomorrow, Jamie Tartt? -We'll see. 218 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,159 Football is life! 219 00:11:42,242 --> 00:11:44,369 [vocalizing] 220 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:47,831 Dani Rojas, Rojas! Dani Rojas! 221 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:50,876 Oh, boy. I tell you, man. 222 00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:55,255 I feel like we fell out of a lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down, 223 00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:58,091 ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids. 224 00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:01,345 -I mean, Jamie is an ace, right? -Mm-hmm. 225 00:12:01,428 --> 00:12:04,389 You know, whose attitude turned him into a seven of clubs. 226 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:07,059 So then we bring in another fella to help turn him back into an ace 227 00:12:07,142 --> 00:12:09,019 and then that fella ends up being an ace himself. 228 00:12:09,102 --> 00:12:10,479 And so now we got two aces. 229 00:12:10,562 --> 00:12:14,608 Aces. Aces. Oh, heck. I did it again. I'm stuck. 230 00:12:14,691 --> 00:12:15,984 -Aces. -That's the word, yeah? 231 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,527 -Aces. -Aces. 232 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:19,279 -Ace. -Aces? Oh, now I'm in there. 233 00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:21,531 -See? Okay, good. -Aces? Aces. 234 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,116 -I hope it's not contagious. -Aces. 235 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,619 -Aces. Aces. -Aces? Aces. 236 00:12:25,702 --> 00:12:26,536 -Aces. -Aces. 237 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,163 -Isis. -No, that sounds like "ISIS." 238 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,665 I did say "ISIS." I didn't mean to. 239 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:32,584 Okay, what if we cloned the lead guitarist from Kiss? 240 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,044 -You'd have two-- -Frehleys. 241 00:12:45,472 --> 00:12:47,683 It's lovely weather we've been having, don't you think? 242 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,268 I love this time of year. 243 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,853 -All the smells of fresh leaves. -What's happening? 244 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,106 I was just pretending that the two of us were on a walk. 245 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:55,774 I'm trying to read. 246 00:12:57,317 --> 00:13:00,279 I've been doing a lot of reading myself, actually, recently. 247 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,739 I read this mad story 248 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,784 about a kid who grew up in a shit part of South London. 249 00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:10,080 And who got sent off to play as a child in Sunderland, of all places. 250 00:13:10,163 --> 00:13:13,875 And who later was forced to rap his own verse in a charity single 251 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,919 which was called "Winner, Winner, Football Dinner." 252 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:17,921 That was for world hunger. 253 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,215 And I believe it was the cure. 254 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:24,928 How do you know all this anyway? What are you doing? Stalking me? 255 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:28,432 No. I'm reading all the players' bios. 256 00:13:28,515 --> 00:13:30,851 Rebecca's got me in to help with the team's PR. 257 00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:33,979 Well, you leave me out of it. I'm not one of your show ponies. 258 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:37,899 You wear a number, trot around while people clap, 259 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,527 so I wouldn't be too high and mighty about it. 260 00:13:41,945 --> 00:13:43,113 Later, Roy. 261 00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:49,202 Dani Rojas! Dani, Dani! 262 00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:51,830 Ah! [groaning] 263 00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:54,458 [groaning] 264 00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:56,585 [speaking Spanish] 265 00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:57,753 Okay. 266 00:13:57,836 --> 00:14:00,505 Okay, okay, I don't understand. What the heck happened, all right? 267 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:03,342 -Did you trip over something? -That's the thing, Coach. 268 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,470 I did not trip over something. Something tripped me. 269 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:08,430 Something not there. 270 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,188 Yeah. Okay, Doc. Let's go get him looked at. 271 00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:17,522 [groaning] 272 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:19,816 -Okay. You're okay. -[Dani speaking Spanish] 273 00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:22,444 God, this is all my fault. 274 00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:25,572 I saw Dani go into the treatment room before training and I didn't say anything. 275 00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:27,908 Oh! That was a mistake. 276 00:14:27,991 --> 00:14:30,035 How could you not say anything? 277 00:14:30,118 --> 00:14:32,788 I hope you've all said your goodbyes. We're never gonna see him again. 278 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:36,124 That's enough! One more person says something me and Beard don't understand, 279 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,293 I'm gonna have one of my son's classic temper tantrums. 280 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,837 It's basically just him calling me a bunch of silly names, 281 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:44,716 you know, like, I don't know, "dummy-head" or "poo-poo face" 282 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,927 or "poo-poo dummy" or-- I don't know. What am I missing? 283 00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,929 -"Pee-pee fingers." -"Pee-pee fingers." 284 00:14:49,012 --> 00:14:50,555 Come on, now. Spill. 285 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:56,019 The treatment room is cursed. 286 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,854 -What? -It's true. 287 00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,107 Why is this the first time I'm hearing about this? 288 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:02,984 Well, I think it has a lot to do with grown men being embarrassed 289 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:06,154 to admit that they believe in all this hoodoo, voodoo, juju business. 290 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,531 Hey, I don't believe it. 291 00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:09,324 Good. Then we're gonna go look in that room. 292 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,410 -No. -Why not? 293 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:13,161 Because-- No. 294 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:16,206 [groans] Heck! Oh, man. 295 00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:19,084 I mean, Dani was out there, what, an hour ago? 296 00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:24,256 Running circles on that pitch like a joyous, raven-haired golden retriever. 297 00:15:24,339 --> 00:15:27,509 Coach, is it true in America you guys have so many beautiful dogs in pounds 298 00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:29,219 that some get put down for no reason? 299 00:15:29,302 --> 00:15:30,887 That is true, Sam. 300 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:34,349 But it's also something a lot of female singer-songwriters are trying to change. 301 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:38,019 Look, we're not gonna put Dani Rojas down. I'll tell you that right now. 302 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:41,481 Gentlemen, I need you to gather up the rest of the fellas. 303 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:44,860 'Cause we got ourselves a curse to reverse. 304 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:56,121 -What the fuck's wrong with you two? -The whole Richmond team's here. 305 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,040 Holy shit. 306 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:02,127 [indistinct chatter] 307 00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:08,800 Hey, Coach. Jamie? 308 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,680 Okay. That's okay. Hey, guys. 309 00:16:13,763 --> 00:16:15,974 Hey, fellas. Fellas, listen up. [whistles] 310 00:16:16,057 --> 00:16:17,642 Thank you, guys, for coming out. 311 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,103 Um, look, I don't know a lot about this stuff, you know. 312 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:23,398 I don't know about curses. But I do know they don't last forever. 313 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,151 Okay, look at the Boston Red Sox curse. That's over. 314 00:16:26,818 --> 00:16:28,195 Chicago Cubs, over. 315 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:31,740 Heck, even Mr. Martin Scorsese finally won his Oscar. 316 00:16:31,823 --> 00:16:33,909 But I think we can all agree that 317 00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:35,911 The Departed is not necessarily his best work. 318 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:36,995 -No. -Yeah. 319 00:16:37,078 --> 00:16:40,290 -That belongs to The Color of Money. -No, it's Goodfellas. 320 00:16:40,373 --> 00:16:44,002 -Agree to disagree. -Nah, nah. It's Age of Innocence, bruv. 321 00:16:44,085 --> 00:16:46,296 -Cape Fear. -[Roy] Silence! 322 00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:49,966 Oi, once the word gets out you lot are in here, 323 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,385 this place will turn into a fucking zoo. 324 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,596 And the answer's Mean Streets. 325 00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:56,640 -Yeah. That's a good one. -Yeah. 326 00:16:56,723 --> 00:16:59,309 You're all here because of this poster behind me. 327 00:16:59,392 --> 00:17:00,310 Mr. Higgins. 328 00:17:00,393 --> 00:17:03,730 "Are you a fast, fit, fan of football?" 329 00:17:03,813 --> 00:17:05,315 That's solid alliteration right there. 330 00:17:05,398 --> 00:17:07,192 Hundreds of those posters 331 00:17:07,275 --> 00:17:11,696 were put up around Richmond on the 18th of November, 1914. 332 00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:14,533 It was an invitation for young men 333 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,661 to try out to be a professional footballer. 334 00:17:17,744 --> 00:17:20,247 It said to come to our stadium that day. 335 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,374 And it was a lie. 336 00:17:22,457 --> 00:17:27,796 In 1914, the war was raging. There was no tryout. 337 00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:33,426 Just recruiters, waiting to encourage those boys to fight the fight. 338 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:36,555 They enlisted 400 lads that day. 339 00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:39,474 Very few of them came home. 340 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,060 [Higgins] And after they enlisted, 341 00:17:42,852 --> 00:17:44,771 do you know where they went for their physical? 342 00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:46,731 Oh, Christ, it's our treatment room, isn't it? 343 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,608 [Isaac] What are you talking about? 344 00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:53,071 Hey, no, no, no. Hey, no, fellas. No, it was not, okay? 345 00:17:53,154 --> 00:17:54,573 [players exhaling] 346 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,576 It was. I'm sorry, I'm lying to ya. I don't even know why I'm lying. 347 00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,995 I'm sorry. I just wanted y'all to take a breath for a second. 348 00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:02,706 Wait, wait. What you're telling me is that we've got 400 ghosts? 349 00:18:02,789 --> 00:18:05,458 -That's too many ghosts. -We cannot fight them all. 350 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:09,379 -We're not going to have to fight them. -Wait, so, Coach, how do we fix this? 351 00:18:09,462 --> 00:18:11,965 -We can't change the past. -No, Sam. No, we cannot. 352 00:18:12,757 --> 00:18:13,925 But we can choose to honor it. 353 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,262 Those young men, they made the ultimate sacrifice. 354 00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:19,848 So I think it's only fair that we sacrifice something of our own. 355 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:23,476 I'm gonna ask each and every one of you to go home tonight, 356 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,562 find something, an item, 357 00:18:25,645 --> 00:18:28,356 something personal, something that you truly value. 358 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,735 And I want you to bring it tonight to the clubhouse, at midnight. 359 00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:34,279 [players murmuring] 360 00:18:34,362 --> 00:18:36,197 We're all going to fucking do it! 361 00:18:39,534 --> 00:18:41,119 That's your captain talking right there. 362 00:18:41,202 --> 00:18:45,206 [fans chanting nearby] Richmond! Richmond! Richmond! 363 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,750 Richmond! Richmond! Richmond! 364 00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:47,709 Told you. 365 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:51,087 Richmond! Richmond! Richmond! 366 00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:55,050 [Keeley] Hi, Jamie. What do you need? 367 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:59,554 Babe, I said it was important. We can't go inside your house? 368 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,389 No way! We can't. 369 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,642 Sex was, like, the only thing that you and I was good at. 370 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,061 I've had three glasses of wine. It's Pavlovian. 371 00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:09,272 Pavlovian? What is that? Is that the wine? 372 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,026 Babe, can we not at least just get inside my car? It's cold. 373 00:19:13,109 --> 00:19:15,862 No. You don't remember how many times we shagged in this thing? 374 00:19:15,945 --> 00:19:19,115 So the car's also Pavlovian? Think I'm getting it now. 375 00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:22,452 So, what's up, Jamie? 376 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:25,038 Fucking Ted Lasso. 377 00:19:25,121 --> 00:19:27,248 He's really gotten up your bum, hasn't he? 378 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,042 Babe, he's not even a real coach. 379 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,877 Do you know what we're supposed to do tonight? 380 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,798 Apparently, some bullshit sacrifice, show-and-tell bullshit. 381 00:19:34,881 --> 00:19:38,051 -Okay. You gonna go? -No, 'course I'm not. 382 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:42,847 -Is everyone else doing it? -Yeah, but I'm Jamie Tartt. 383 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,349 I'm not like everyone else. 384 00:19:44,432 --> 00:19:49,104 Do you think that I could've got from a council estate in North Manchester 385 00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:50,689 to the Premier League, 386 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,108 if I did what everyone else did? 387 00:19:53,191 --> 00:19:55,068 No, I don't. 388 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,196 You're a battler, Jamie. 389 00:19:58,905 --> 00:19:59,906 It's really hot. 390 00:20:01,908 --> 00:20:04,327 But maybe someday you should stop battling the people 391 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:05,829 that just wanna help you. 392 00:20:09,582 --> 00:20:13,128 I feel like you want me to come in. It's Pavlovian. 393 00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,422 Have a good night, Jamie Tartt. 394 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,805 -[knocking on door] -Come in. 395 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:28,768 Excuse me, Ms. Welton. Hi, I'm Sam. Sam Obisanya. I play for the team. 396 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,396 Yes, Sam. I know who you are. 397 00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:34,065 Is there something I can help you with? 398 00:20:34,649 --> 00:20:37,902 This is really awkward, but are you free tonight? 399 00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:44,284 -Sam, I am very flattered, but-- -Oh! No, no, no. It's not for romance. 400 00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:48,163 It's just to get rid of this curse. I can understand why you misinterpreted. 401 00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:51,916 I mean, you're so lovely, you must get romantic invitations all the time. 402 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:57,422 That's nice. Gosh, I'm dealing with my own sort of curse. Anyway, thank you. 403 00:20:57,505 --> 00:21:01,760 I'm from Nigeria, and so I feel like whenever the subject of curses comes up, 404 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:05,346 people are like, "Ooh! I bet the African guy is really into this." 405 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,557 -You're obviously not? -No, no, no. I really am. 406 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,018 But that's mainly from loving Harry Potter. 407 00:21:10,101 --> 00:21:12,729 [gasps] Do you know J.K. Rowling has more money than the Queen? 408 00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:13,980 I did. 409 00:21:14,063 --> 00:21:17,233 I like the idea of someone becoming rich because of what they gave to the world, 410 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,902 not just because of who their family is. 411 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:22,906 Well, Ms. Welton, I really hope you can participate in this ceremony 412 00:21:22,989 --> 00:21:25,867 -that we're having later tonight. -I don't think so. 413 00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:28,286 I apologize, but I can't take no for an answer. 414 00:21:28,995 --> 00:21:31,456 Coach thinks it will only work if the whole team is there, 415 00:21:31,539 --> 00:21:34,709 and Ms. Welton, it's your team. 416 00:21:36,377 --> 00:21:39,130 So you have to be there. Please. 417 00:21:41,257 --> 00:21:42,467 At least think about it. 418 00:21:43,718 --> 00:21:46,221 -For you, Sam, I will. -Thank you. 419 00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:52,560 -See you tonight. -See ya. 420 00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,734 Gentlemen, I am by nature a believer. 421 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,445 Ghosts, spirit guides, aliens. 422 00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:03,780 Still, I can't actually tell you 423 00:22:03,863 --> 00:22:06,533 what lives beyond our physical world and what doesn't. 424 00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:10,870 What I can tell you, is that with the exception 425 00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,164 of the wit and wisdom of Calvin and Hobbes, 426 00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:15,416 not much lasts forever. 427 00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:23,341 Hey, boss. Glad you could join us. 428 00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:24,968 Um... 429 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,556 Roy, why don't you get things started for us? 430 00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,099 [clears throat] 431 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,019 Um... 432 00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:42,277 I was 9 when I got scouted by Sunderland, and I'd never left London before. 433 00:22:43,069 --> 00:22:48,950 My granddad drove me all the way there, and it was freezing, and I was terrified. 434 00:22:49,033 --> 00:22:50,201 [all chuckle] 435 00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,328 I was fucking 9. Say something. 436 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:58,334 When I got there, he gave me this old blanket. 437 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:02,630 He said it was to keep me warm and to remind me of home. 438 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,716 And that was the last time I saw him. 439 00:23:04,799 --> 00:23:08,678 'Cause he'd passed away by the time I got back for Christmas, so-- 440 00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:14,309 That is why blankie means so much to me. 441 00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:15,685 Did you just say "blankie"? 442 00:23:15,768 --> 00:23:18,521 No, I said "blanket." Conversation over. Sam, go. 443 00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:23,109 This is a picture of the 1994 Nigerian World Cup team. 444 00:23:24,193 --> 00:23:27,155 I pledged I wouldn't take this down until I made the team myself, 445 00:23:28,239 --> 00:23:29,824 and I still intend to do that. 446 00:23:32,118 --> 00:23:35,914 This sand is from a beach in St. Barts. 447 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,209 This is the first beach where I ever-- 448 00:23:41,669 --> 00:23:45,006 [crying] It's the first beach where I ever slept with a supermodel. 449 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:52,639 -Smile because it happened. -Thanks. 450 00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:55,266 Sam and Richard coming at ya from both ends of the spectrum there. 451 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:56,392 Appreciate that. 452 00:23:56,476 --> 00:24:01,940 A girl once said I look like Clive Owen in these sunglasses. 453 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,193 I don't think I can do it. 454 00:24:05,276 --> 00:24:07,737 -[Colin] Come on, Nate. Throw them in. -[Isaac] Give it a toss. 455 00:24:07,820 --> 00:24:09,614 -[Colin] Nice. -[Isaac] Good boy, Nate. 456 00:24:09,697 --> 00:24:10,990 Thank you. Thank you. 457 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:14,869 [clears throat] 458 00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,163 Is that today's paper? 459 00:24:17,997 --> 00:24:21,000 There's something in there about me, as usual, and I'm trying not to care. 460 00:24:23,252 --> 00:24:24,879 Fuck the haters. 461 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,965 [all] Mm-hmm. Yes. 462 00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:28,466 Word. 463 00:24:28,549 --> 00:24:32,553 This is my cat's collar. She was a faithful companion for 20 years. 464 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:34,764 [takes deep breath] 465 00:24:34,847 --> 00:24:36,474 Gonna miss you, Cindy Clawford. 466 00:24:38,309 --> 00:24:39,936 It's the only pen I can write my name with. 467 00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:42,563 [pen quacks] 468 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:45,942 [The Yardbirds' "Over Under Sideways Down" playing] 469 00:24:46,025 --> 00:24:48,653 ♪ Hey! Hey! ♪ 470 00:24:50,863 --> 00:24:52,240 ♪ Hey! ♪ 471 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:53,950 ♪Hey... ♪ 472 00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:01,541 The keys to my Lamborghini. 473 00:25:02,291 --> 00:25:03,292 ♪ Hey! ♪ 474 00:25:04,043 --> 00:25:05,128 How are you getting home? 475 00:25:06,337 --> 00:25:09,298 -All right. Everybody go? -[players] Yeah. 476 00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:11,175 No. I wanna go. 477 00:25:20,768 --> 00:25:23,980 These aren't my first boots or anything. My mum gave them to me. 478 00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:28,151 She was the one who got me into football in the first place. 479 00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:30,570 Her and me dad split up 480 00:25:30,653 --> 00:25:34,115 -when I was just a sexy little baby. -[laughter] 481 00:25:34,198 --> 00:25:37,326 [Jamie] She's the reason I work so hard. Just wanted to make her proud. 482 00:25:38,494 --> 00:25:42,874 She doesn't even care if I'm any good. Just wants me to be happy. Be a good lad. 483 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:48,421 Once I got good though, me old man started showing up, didn't he? 484 00:25:48,504 --> 00:25:51,174 You know, bragging to all his mates every time I scored a goal. 485 00:25:51,257 --> 00:25:57,055 Calling me "soft" if I didn't dominate, you know. 486 00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:58,598 And I hated that. 487 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:02,060 I actually fucking hated that. 488 00:26:04,353 --> 00:26:10,234 So, I made a vow to be so tough that he could never call me "soft" again. 489 00:26:13,404 --> 00:26:18,159 I wonder if sometimes I forget about making her proud. 490 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,663 I don't think that she would be lately. 491 00:26:34,675 --> 00:26:35,843 [matches rattling] 492 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:36,969 Well, gentlemen. 493 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,933 What do you say we burn this crap? 494 00:26:42,016 --> 00:26:43,935 Maybe we should do this part outside. 495 00:26:44,018 --> 00:26:45,186 -Yeah. -That's a good call. 496 00:26:45,269 --> 00:26:47,855 Yeah. That's smart. Okay. Would you guys mind grabbing this for me? 497 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:50,566 [all laughing, chattering] 498 00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:58,324 Excuse me, Ted. The eagle has landed. 499 00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:01,160 Hey, fellas. 500 00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:04,455 I think the only way to know if the curse has been lifted or not, 501 00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:07,708 we need to ask the spirits for a sign. 502 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:10,711 O spirits, 503 00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:13,965 speak to us. 504 00:27:15,049 --> 00:27:17,176 [Dani vocalizing] 505 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:21,139 -Dani Rojas! Rojas! Dani Rojas. -[all cheering] 506 00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:27,562 I brought a bottle of mezcal to throw into the curse fire. 507 00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:29,564 Hey, hey, hey. Rojas, look. 508 00:27:29,647 --> 00:27:31,899 Whatever ghosts it were that made you trip over, 509 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,818 they're gone now, I promise, yeah? 510 00:27:33,901 --> 00:27:35,236 Crack that bastard open. 511 00:27:35,319 --> 00:27:37,363 -Yeah, boy! -Yeah. 512 00:27:37,446 --> 00:27:41,325 Jamie's not wrong. Ghosts prefer empty bottles that we've all drunk. 513 00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:42,785 -Fact. -[all laughing] 514 00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:45,454 -Let us celebrate, amigos. -[all cheering] 515 00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:49,500 That is a team united. 516 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,296 You're very lucky that everything's fine with Dani's injury. 517 00:27:53,379 --> 00:27:55,756 I just never had you pegged as a gambler, Ted. 518 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,677 Oh, I'm not. We knew Dani was okay hours ago. 519 00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:02,221 In fact, it was my man Higgins' idea 520 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:05,183 not to share that info with the boys until after the ceremony. 521 00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:08,352 -You don't say. -Yeah. 522 00:28:09,061 --> 00:28:12,440 -Putting the team first, eh, Higgins? -Yeah, I suppose I am. 523 00:28:12,523 --> 00:28:14,692 Hey, Coach, you joining the party or what? 524 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:18,404 What do you say, boss? A lot warmer over there by the fire. 525 00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:21,699 I'll respectfully pass. 526 00:28:23,367 --> 00:28:25,411 Higgins, coming with me? 527 00:28:27,371 --> 00:28:28,206 Off you go. 528 00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:36,005 All right now, what's this going on? What's going on here? What's going on? 529 00:28:36,088 --> 00:28:39,759 ♪ Richmond till we die We're Richmond till we die ♪ 530 00:28:39,842 --> 00:28:43,262 ♪ We know we are, we're sure we are We're Richmond till we die ♪ 531 00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:46,641 ♪ We're Richmond till we die We're Richmond till we die ♪ 532 00:28:46,724 --> 00:28:50,102 ♪ We know we are, we're sure we are We're Richmond till we die ♪ 533 00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:53,105 ♪ We're Richmond till we die We're Richmond till we die ♪ 534 00:28:53,189 --> 00:28:56,484 ♪ We know we are, we're sure we are We're Richmond till we die ♪ 535 00:28:56,567 --> 00:28:59,654 ♪ We're Richmond till we die We're Richmond till we die ♪ 536 00:28:59,737 --> 00:29:02,990 ♪ We know we are, we're sure we are We're Richmond till we die ♪ 537 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:06,577 ♪ We're Richmond till we die We're Richmond till we die ♪ 538 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:09,664 ♪ We know we are, we're sure we are We're Richmond till we die ♪ 539 00:29:10,539 --> 00:29:11,791 Morning. How y'all doing? 540 00:29:16,879 --> 00:29:18,172 Hey, that's cool. 541 00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:22,301 Oh, boy. Here we go. 542 00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:24,220 [all laughing, chattering] 543 00:29:24,303 --> 00:29:26,597 Whoa! I got you. Hey-oh! 544 00:29:27,598 --> 00:29:30,017 Interception. Easy, gentlemen, easy. 545 00:29:31,602 --> 00:29:33,229 Good morning, honey bunch. 546 00:29:33,312 --> 00:29:35,940 You hear that buzz out there? I love it. 547 00:29:36,023 --> 00:29:36,899 How you doing? 548 00:29:39,610 --> 00:29:40,987 You got rid of Jamie? 549 00:29:41,612 --> 00:29:45,491 Man City recalled him. I told you, Ted. They were concerned he wasn't playing. 550 00:29:45,574 --> 00:29:48,619 I finally got through to him! I mean, you saw it. 551 00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:52,873 With him and Dani, we had two aces, Rebecca. 552 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:55,793 -I thought that was what you wanted. -Yeah, well, you thought wrong! 553 00:29:56,502 --> 00:29:58,879 I'm sorry. I'm sorry for my tone there, okay. That was rude. 554 00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:03,634 Look, I'm trying to be cool about this, but I am just seeing red everywhere. 555 00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:06,512 Well, perhaps you should leave before you say something you'll regret. 556 00:30:08,347 --> 00:30:10,516 No, actually, you know what? Here you go. 557 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:12,184 Your biscuits. 558 00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:14,145 I hope they're not as good as they usually are. 559 00:30:14,228 --> 00:30:18,107 But dang it, they're the best batch yet. I finally cracked the recipe! 560 00:30:18,190 --> 00:30:19,817 Oh! 561 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:20,818 [door slams] 562 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,778 [indistinct chatter] 563 00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:24,989 [Vampire Weekend's "Harmony Hall" playing] 564 00:30:25,823 --> 00:30:26,657 Coach? 565 00:30:31,245 --> 00:30:32,413 Football is life. 566 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,711 ♪ We took a vow in summertime ♪ 567 00:30:38,794 --> 00:30:42,214 ♪ Now we find ourselves in late December ♪ 568 00:30:46,510 --> 00:30:48,387 ♪ I believe that New Year's Eve ♪ 569 00:30:48,512 --> 00:30:51,599 ♪ Will be the perfect time For their great surrender♪ 570 00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:54,477 ♪ But they don't remember ♪ 571 00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:58,272 ♪ Anger wants a voice ♪ 572 00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,649 ♪ Voices wanna sing ♪ 573 00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:02,902 ♪ Singers harmonize ♪ 574 00:31:02,985 --> 00:31:05,112 ♪ 'Til they can't hear anything ♪ 575 00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:22,088 ♪ I don't wanna live like this ♪ 576 00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:24,173 ♪ But I don't wanna die ♪