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I'M DRUNK AS HELL I'LL BLOW YOUR...AWAY

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LIKE RINGING A BELL FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR

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AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING I GOT A PORN SHOOT

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I GOTTA GET GOING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

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WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪ >> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

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12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ >> ♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING

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ALL NIGHT LONG CRANKING UP THE JAMS

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AND SINGING ALONG CAR'S FULL OF...

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AND A BRAND-NEW BONG ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

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[DRONING] [DOOR OPENS]

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[DRONING] [DOOR OPENS]

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[HEARTBEAT] [DRONING]

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[RATTLING] [ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING]

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[RAPID BEEPING] [LOW DRONING]

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[PIANO PLAYING] >> PLAYIN' PINBALL.

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WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?

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HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?

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THEN WHO ARE YOU?

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WELL. ARCH-AYUS.

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ARKAY-US.

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AR-CHEE-US.

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WHATEVER.

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I GUESS IT'S SUPER NICE TO MEET YOU--

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[ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING] YOU EVER SEEN THIS MACHINE?

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WELL, I HAVEN'T.

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CAN'T READ ANYTHING WRITTEN ON IT.

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IT'S LIKE IT'S NOT EVEN WORDS.

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IT'S LIKE IT'S UNWORDS.

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GIVE WHAT UP?

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THE FIGHT FOR...FOR WHAT?

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WHICH ONE OF EVERYTHING?

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ALL RIGHT, LOOK HERE, LADY.

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I'M REALLY INTO THIS GAME A LOT AND I DON'T NEED YOU FLAPPING

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OFF SAYING THINGS I DON'T COMPRENDE.

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YOU THINK LOSING MY LIFE AND MY FAMILY IS FUNNY?

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I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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WHAT'S SQUARE ABOUT HIM?

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I'M ABOUT TO WIN A FREE BALL.

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COME ON, JACK.

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SCRAM, BROAD.

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SCRAM, BROAD.

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[BUBBLING] [BIRD CAWING]

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[BUBBLING] [BIRD CAWING]

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[BEEPING] >> HE'S COMING TO.

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SO, MAYBE WE COULD ADDRESS THAT.

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>> UHH.

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THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.

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>> BUT IF IT DOES HAPPEN, WHAT'LL HAPPEN?

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YOU HAVE A PLAN FOR THAT?

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>> YOU KNOW, HE ALREADY SHOT YOUR HEAD OFF.

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WHAT DO YOU CARE?

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>> BUT HE BLEW YOU UP IN YOUR SHIP.

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SO, WHAT DO YOU CARE I CARE?

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>> I CAN FIX ALL OF THIS, SINCE IT DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN.

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>> LET'S HOPE WE DON'T HAVE TO.

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>> YOU KNOW, MONEY TAKES CARE OF EVERYTHING.

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IT'S TAKEN CARE OF ME FOR QUITE A WHILE.

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>> UM, THAT'S GREAT, BUT THE RODENT IS STILL ALIVE.

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>> I'M TIRED OF THIS.

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CAN I LEAVE NOW?

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>> I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

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NURSE, GIVE THE MOUSE 1,200 CCs OF STERIBOLIUM.

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>> SIR, THAT WILL KILL HIM.

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>> IF I WANTED YOUR OPINION, I'D ASK YOUR BOSS.

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>> SIR?

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>> AND THAT'S ME.

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>> SIR, THAT WILL KILL HIM.

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>> SO, BUST A MOVE, NURSE.

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TODAY.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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>> SHE'S THERE.

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>> ARCHEUS.

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NO, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

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WE BLEW UP THE WHOLE SHIP WITH MY COOL BOMBS.

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[TCH] [BLOWS] REMEMBER?

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>> YOU CAN DESTROY THE FLESH BUT YOU CANNOT

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DESTROY THE FAITH.

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[BUBBLING] >> YEAH, FOTHERMUCKIN' RELIGION

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ISN'T GONNA TAKE ME DOWN.

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>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO TURN TO?

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>> DON'T...ASK ME THAT, EVER.

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>> MY GOD IS MY MONEY.

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>> WELL, THEN, TELL YOUR MONEY TO FIX THIS.

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IT'S BECOMING EXTREMELY UNSTABLE.

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>> WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE TO LOSE?

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>> I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR AN ENTIRE NATION.

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I CAN'T...LEGALLY.

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>> [SIGHS] WHERE'S THAT NURSE?

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[COCKS GUN] >> WHOA. STOP.

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[CHUCKLES] IS THAT A SURGICAL THING GOING?

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ON?

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[CHUCKLES] [COCKS GUN]

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>> ARCHEUS LIVES IN THE STREAM.

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[COCKS GUN] >> UHH. HOLD ON.

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LET ME GET MY HEAD AROUND THIS.

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[COCKING GUN] UM...

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[INHALES] [COUGHING]

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LET'S DO IT TO IT.

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[CHUCKLES] >> THE POWER OF ARCHEUS

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IS DRAWING HIM OUT.

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>> MMM.

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WHERE--WHERE'S YOUR DEAD NURSE?

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WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?

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>> NURSE?

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>> MMM.

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>> [GIGGLING] >> GREAT.

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>> [GIGGLING] >> WE WERE JUST TALKING

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ABOUT YOU.

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>> HERE'S YOUR 1,200 CCs.

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>> I SURE HOPE THOSE ARE STERILE.

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[GUNSHOTS] [COCKS GUN]

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[GUNSHOT] [BEEP]

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>> BEEP. WHAT?

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[CHUCKLES] [BEEP]

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>> IS HE STILL ALIVE?

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[BEEPING] >> I'M NOT A DOCTOR.

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[CHUCKLES] >> IS HE STILL ALIVE?

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>> OHH.

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I CAN'T TELL.

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[CHUCKLES] ALL THIS BEEPING AND BLIPPING.

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[BEEP] UHH.

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>> LET'S HOPE HE IS.

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CONTACT THE NEW ANGEL.

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TELL HER TO COME FOR US.

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>> AH, THIS BEEPING AND BLIPPING IS GOING TO BE...OHH.

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NUTS.

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[CHUCKLES] >> TELL HER IT'S TIME.

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[THUMP] >> DUDE.

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[BEEP] WHAT?

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DUDE.

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>> SHAMUNGIS BROHOW?

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>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

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YOU ORDER A SANDWICH OR SOMETHING?

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[CHUCKLES] >> YEAH, MAN, I WANT A SAMMICH.

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BOLOGNA, HAM, PASTRAMI.

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SALAMI.

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>> OH, 'CAUSE I AM STARVING.

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>> GET IT ON HERE, MAN.

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>> OH, MAN.

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WHERE, UH...

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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WHAT TIME IS IT?

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>> AH, LET'S SEE, UH...

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AHH.

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LET ME LOOK AT MY WATCH THAT I DON'T HAVE.

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I'M NOT A DOCTOR.

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[LAUGHING] >> LOOK...

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AT THAT.

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IT'S 2:23.

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>> 2:20-WHAT?

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WELL, BEAT MY MEAT TO THE SONG STREET!

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I GOTS TO GET MY...OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET SNOWED IN.

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>> [SQUEALING] >> WHOA, BUDDY.

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>> [SQUEALING] >> I THOUGHT--

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE-- >> FORK IN US?

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[LAUGHING] DUDE.

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[GLASS BREAKING] [BIRDS CHIRPING]

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[PIANO PLAYING] >> I WILL.

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>> YOU WILL WHAT?

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DAMN DIZZLE.

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ONE SECOND IT'S TIGHT WRAP ON FIRE AND THE NEXT IT'S PUFFY

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CITY.

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WHAT GIVES?

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>> [SLURPING] YEAH, DUDE.

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I THOUGHT WE WERE WRAPPING THIS UP.

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[LAUGHING] >> [SQUEALING]

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>> YEAH, MAN, I THOUGHT THIS WAS FINISHED, MAN.

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS DONE.

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>> YEAH, I THOUGHT SO, TOO.

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I GUESS WE'RE NOT.

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SO...

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>> LET'S GO FOR A WALK.

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[LAUGHING] I'M SO SAD.

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[LAUGHING] >> MAN, I'M TIRED OF THIS PLACE.

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I'M DONE.

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I DON'T CARE IF WE WRAPPED.

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I'M WRAPPED.

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>> [SQUEALING] >> I KNOW I AIN'T GOTTA GO HOME,

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BUT I KNOW I GOTS TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

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>> OH, IF I COULD STOP LAUGHING, I'D CRY.

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