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Do you think l look lesbian?

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The Home Office always deals with
fake weddings. Maybe they can tell.

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- What time are they coming?
- Half three. Lance is climbing the wall.

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lt's probably just routine.

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- Yeah.
- Anyway, thanks for the lift.

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Now, you look after your mother,
big fella.

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See ya.

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You might want to check out the Sahara.
lt's more robust.

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l'm thinking family man.

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- l like this one.
- Just think Sahara.

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lt's more expensive but the Sport,

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you get a lot of gay guys
buying this one.

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OK, they're cutting edge. But a man
like yourself, l'm thinking image.

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- l like this one.
- Those lads - money to burn.

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Then they die young
so we get the resale value.

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Take it for a spin
and sign this when you get back.

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(Engine revving)

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Where do l sign?

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l'm back. Have you missed me?

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- How was Scotland?
- Scottish.

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So, er, what's the news, Mr Tyler, sir?

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Refrigeration's gonna close.
Ten jobs gone.

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Not shop news, l don't want shop news.

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l want news.

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Jill, Rosalie...

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- Steady the buffers, she's back!
- Hiya! How you doin'?

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(Rosalie) No.
(Marcie) You must have.

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(Rosalie) He did, cos l was watching.
lt was revolting!

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- Vince?!
- (Laughter)

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Wilfred Owen was shot dead
on the 4th of November, 1918,

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just seven days before the armistice.

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Thing is, sir, he was queer, Wilfred Owen.
Says so in the front.

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You can't teach us about poofs.
You're not allowed.

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Thank you, it's got nothing to do
with his poetry.

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Though no doubt he found lots to do
in the trenches other than fight.

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Sir, they all said, ''Here comes Owen!
Backs to the wall!''

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Thank you, Christian. Now, if you could
look at the preface of 1918 -

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''My subject is war, the pity of war,
the poetry is in the pity.''

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Cos l can leave.
As soon as l'm 16, l'm leaving.

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lf me and Dazz get that flat,
l'll get a job in the Village.

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l'll get bar work.
They never ask your age, Dazz said.

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- What was that about?
- Nothing.

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- Was he looking at me?
- lt's not always you.

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Did l tell you? Gary's moved in.

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Mum asked him last week.

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Moved in weekend.

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Like you care.

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lt's all Nathan and Dazz.
Dazz and the flat and the Village.

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Me, l could be bleeding from the eyes.

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Sorry.

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So, how's it going?

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Me mum's happy.
You should hear 'em at night.

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He keeps walking out
the bathroom naked.

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- (Phone)
- Drove it straight through the window!

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They've been shouting all sorts.

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''We're suing for damages.
Put me through to Mr Burton.''

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- What did Burton say?
- He said, ''Fuck them.''

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He did. He said, ''We'll counter sue and
we'll tell the papers what your man said.

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''You're up against a PR company now.''

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Lisa Levine, says it's urgent.

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- What's happening?
- They arrived early, just walked in.

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No smiles, no tea, straight down
to business. lt's looking good.

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Hang on, l'll get you on the mobile.
Sandra, cancel everything this afternoon.

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- l'm going out.
- Where? Ram raiding?

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Hey, get me a stereo.

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So, what have they said?

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lt's confidential. They asked me to leave.
Lance said l'm the baby-sitter.

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Hold on.

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So have they got the letters?

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- They've got something... Oh, yes.
- 'What's happening?'

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What the fuck's happening? Lisa!

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That's it. Come on, Lance.

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'Jesus Christ, you stupid dyke,
tell me what's happening!'

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(Gasps) Fantastic!

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Lisa? Lisa!

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(Romey) He's gone through
all the official channels.

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Was it you?

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- Was it you?
- What? l got this for Alfred.

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- Someone told them, Stuart, was it you?
- Told them what?

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- lt's a mistake...
- (Lisa) Quite a temper, our Lance.

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Punched the man from the Home Office,
then punched the arresting officer.

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l think his visa application
is officially null and void.

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- Lisa, go with him. He'll need a solicitor.
- l can't, l'm involved.

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- He needs you!
- l'll phone the office.

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Of course it was you! You never liked
him, never wanted him in that house.

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- l don't know what you're talking about.
- They knew the wedding was a fake.

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They had my things from the house.

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Mr Jordan, who told you?
Who gave you the letters?

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l'm not allowed to say - but if you see
Nathan Maloney, tell him thanks a bunch.

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Nathan?

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(Mobile phone)

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Hello?

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lt was your tie.

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There was a man on Changing Rooms
last night wearing the same tie.

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We were laughing at your tie.

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l haven't said anything,
in case you're wondering.

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But if you're ashamed,
then it's up to you.

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- l'm not ashamed.
- You're not exactly proud, Vince.

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Carter sent this.
He wants it back Monday.

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Yeah. Thanks.

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lt's not that bad. Your tie.

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Yeah. lt didn't cost much.

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Bargain. l got it from...

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Hazel! We've got lesbians.

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And l'm out of herbal tea.

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Nathan!

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You treat that baby like a toy,
like you don't care.

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And Lance? Lance'd take over.

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He'd be dad and you'd say nothing.

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But l know what you're like.

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You love him and you'd never say,
so l said it for you.

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- Lance is going to be deported.
- l don't care!

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Jesus Christ.

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l don't give a toss about Lance.
Look at all l've done - left my family,

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- left Donna, just for you.
- Keeps going back to you, Stuart.

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- How was l to know?
- lt's all your fault cos you just shag!

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You keep going every night
and you never look back.

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Look at what you've done, look at him.

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l didn't know, Romey.
lf l'd known, l'd have...

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l don't know.

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And l chose you as the father.

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You chose Lance as the husband
and look at him.

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Slightest trouble, out with the fists.

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Do you want a man like that
living with your kid?

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Maybe not.

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- You all right, then, stranger?
- Yeah. Thanks for that.

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l just...

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l dunno.

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Keep waiting for the punch line.

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No, l'm not complaining.

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l like art. l'm good at art.

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Those pictures of dogs playing poker,
l love 'em.

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Magic Eye pictures, fantastic.

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l saw one once, it was a duck.

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You looked for long enough
and there was a duck.

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Brilliant. Worth millions.

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l've just got to stay for the speech.

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No, fine. Me and art, we're like that.

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Art Garfunkel.
Bright Eyes, burning like fire.

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Now, there's a film.
Apparently, those rabbits weren't real.

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Fooled me.

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- All right, let's go.
- Don't be daft.

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l can be in the same room.

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Stuart.

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We could go to Canal Street.

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- What, and then go back to yours?
- Sure.

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- Mariner's Court, yeah?
- Mm.

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l've been there.
Must have made a big impression.

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Oh, right!

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Right, yeah. Course you have, yeah.

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Nice to see you again.

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Listen, what? Do you wanna go?
Do you wanna, er...

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- Let's go and have a drink.
- Forget it.

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- Let's go back to mine.
- Just fuck off, OK?

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Come on, l bet l was good.

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l said fuck off. Now, what part of that
don't you understand?

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Pathetic.

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Let's get a cab.

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(Vince) He's all bloody image.

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We were in Babylon once, off our heads,
Alexander's going mental.

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So we ended up dancing on a podium,
you know, like twats.

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We looked stupid, so what?

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But Stuart, he just walks away
like we're dirt.

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- l got those brochures for Australia.
- Oh, right. Yeah, great.

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Expensive.

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- l'll pay.
- Yeah. Well, we'll see.

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And this bloke at Mardi Gras, right?
Stuart's been out all weekend,

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he's had ketamine and God knows what.

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He sees this bloke,
he says, ''l'm having him.''

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l love you.

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Right, do you want sex?

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l suppose l owe you a favour. Come on.

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l didn't do it for a shag.

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Nathan,

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it's all l've got to offer.

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How many men's had sex in here?

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Twenty-seven...million.

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l was just on tap.

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You don't even like me.

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- You're not so bad.
- Really?

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Well, let's just say
you're not the twat l thought you were.

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ls that all?

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That's all.

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Yeah, well. One day.

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Oh, yeah.

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Ten years' time, l'll be pushing 40,
you'll be 25. Jesus!

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l can wait.

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l'm off.

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l've got school.

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Have a coffee.

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- What for?
- l don't know.

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What does anyone ever have coffee for?
lt's just coffee.

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l'd better go.

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- We could watch a video.
- Not porn.

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lt's not always porn.

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- Stay for a bit.
- Do you want me to?

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- Do you want me to stay?
- l don't mind.

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Do you really want me to stay?

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Yeah.

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Who'd have thought?

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Stuart Alan Jones, begging me to stay.

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lf you think that's begging, you'd better
never find yourself homeless.

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and But when the morning comes

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and Don't say you love me

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and Don't say you need me

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and l really don't think that's fair

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and Boy, l'm not so dumb...

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l'm gonna be late.

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Where's that folder, the blue folder?

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Shit. The traffic this time of day.

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Right. l'm off.

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You all right? You've got the keys.

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Careful with the door,
it needs pulling. See you.

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- You don't have to say anything back.
- Yeah. God, l'm late.

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The door needs pulling.
l've said that, haven't l? Bye!

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(Mobile phone)

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- What?
- Thought l'd better say thanks.

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For K-9.

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l mean, he's great

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and l know the circumstances
were a bit sort of...

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'Well, he's great. Or it's great. Whatever.'

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He. l think Tom Baker says ''he''.

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So...thanks.

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Any time.

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Better go.

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(Rings)

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What are you doing for lunch?

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Rosalie won't say anything
but l've still got to look at her.

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l've got to spend every day
telling her what to do and...

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- How's Cameron?
- He's great, yeah.

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Wants me to go on holiday. Melbourne.

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Sounds good.

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Poor sod. Give him six months,

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he'll be able to name
all the Doctor Whos in order.

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William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton,
Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker,

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Peter Davison, Colin Baker,
Sylvester McCoy.

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What about Paul McGann?

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(Both) Paul McGann doesn't count.

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lt's all right, though.
Me and Cameron. lt's OK.

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lt's a bit of a love job, actually.
Says he loves me.

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How's things with you? How's Alfred?

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lt pisses me off, though.

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First one to say love,
he's in charge, puts him in charge.

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l don't know.

247
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,200
lt's all a bit grown-up.

248
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,200
You're supposed to ask if l love him.

249
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,800
You can't. You can't even respect him.

250
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,600
He loves Vince Tyler
so that makes him stupid.

251
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,600
The moment he said it, it all just died.

252
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,800
No. lt's nothing like that.

253
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,200
Me, though?

254
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,600
l can't be the best shag he's ever had.
He's Australian.

255
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,200
l don't even know if l'm a good kisser.

256
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,800
How do you know
if you're a good kisser?

257
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,800
You just know.

258
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,200
Fuck off.

259
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:44,600
- lt's not as if l've ever done anything.
- You've done nothing.

260
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,000
You go to work, you go for a drink,

261
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,200
you watch cheap science fiction.

262
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:54,400
Small and tiny world. What's impressive
about that? What is there to love?

263
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,000
Yeah.

264
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,000
lt was good enough for me.

265
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,800
l'm late. l've gotta go.

266
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Tell him what you like.
You're in charge, not him.

267
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,200
Tell him, er...

268
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,800
Tell him he's lucky. l'll see you around.

269
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,800
- We could do this again.
- Do you think?

270
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,000
Just lunch. No harm in it.

271
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,600
Nah.

272
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,600
Sorry, Vince, but my world is huge.

273
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,000
Do you think Hazel will let me stay?

274
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,800
Not permanent, just tonight.

275
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,800
Gary's got his mates round.
lt's like a bomb's hit Chester Zoo.

276
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:01,000
Police cars, broken legs,
lesbians screaming,

277
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Lance shipped out the country -
your mother had a front-row seat!

278
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,200
- You never said.
- l don't see you any more.

279
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,800
No, you're Mr Grown-Up now,
it's all dinner for two.

280
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Don't worry about us, we're still here,
still having a laugh.

281
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:20,600
Now, don't say that about Cameron,
l think he's lovely.

282
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,000
That's not fair, he's a very nice man!

283
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,200
Hiya, l was just coming round.

284
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,400
- You're on form!
- When am l not?

285
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,600
There you go.

286
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,800
Don't look. By the pillar,
it's Christian Hobbs.

287
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,200
- Who's he with?
- That's Cathy Mott.

288
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:40,400
He's done all right.
She's top of the list, Year 12.

289
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,800
- What are they doing here, though?
- He's out to impress.

290
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,400
Canal Street, it's New York to Year 12.

291
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,200
Like he's so cool. Tosser!

292
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,000
(and Karaoke:
Should l Stay Or Should l Go? )

293
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,200
l had to see Hazel, l owed her a tenner.

294
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,200
l thought you'd go to ground.

295
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,000
My fault. l always get a bit heavy.

296
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,800
and And if l stay it will be double

297
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,600
and So you gotta let me know...

298
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:20,000
He smiled at me!
The bastard smiled at me!

299
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,400
- Do you want to go?
- What's the point of staying here?

300
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:32,400
and And if l stay it will be double...

301
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:37,200
- Coming, then?
- What, like l've been driven out?

302
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,600
What's this place for, Donna?
What's it for?

303
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:45,600
So l'm stood in Battersea Power Station
in nothing but me Tommy Hilfiger pants

304
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,400
when he comes back in.

305
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,200
Oh, blimey! lt's little Jimmy Osmond!

306
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,400
Settle down, here's a lad wants a go.
Come on, give him a chance.

307
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,800
(and l Should Be So Lucky)

308
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
Cos l just wanted to say...

309
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:19,200
Cos that boy over there. Checked shirt,
white T-shirt, with the blonde girl, him.

310
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,600
l'm in school with him.
His name is Christian Hobbs.

311
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,600
And Christian Hobbs,
do you know what he does?

312
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:30,200
He finds a boy, and if that boy's
a bit quiet, if he's a bit different,

313
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:34,400
Christian Hobbs kicks his head in
and he calls him queer.

314
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:39,000
That boy there.
He beats us up cos we're queer.

315
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,600
Plenty more l could have said, Christian.

316
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,800
And that's a favour.

317
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,600
Oi, sonny Jim, that's your cue.
Now, fuck off out.

318
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,600
Piss off.

319
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,800
l think that's what they call
the public service announcement!

320
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
We've had a party!

321
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,800
He's here! He's queer!
l'm buyin' him a beer!

322
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,400
Hazel, l was thinking, it's been great
and l hope you don't mind

323
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,800
but l think l might move back home.

324
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,000
Bugger it, that's the rent money gone!

325
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,600
Ooh, look at me, l'm filling up, l'm moist.
Can l have his room?

326
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,800
You're dancing, you are!

327
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,600
(and Ultra Nate: Found A Cure)

328
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,200
and Na-na-na-na, na na na...

329
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,200
Shake a leg, Bernie, let's show 'em!

330
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,800
and Feels like l'm going crazy
and Na-na-na-na

331
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,600
and Feels like l'm going insane
and Na-na-na-na

332
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,400
and Na-na-na-na...

333
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,600
See those two? That's us in 40 years!

334
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,200
That's me with the moustache!

335
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,000
and Feels like l'm going insane...

336
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,400
Fifteen.

337
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,600
(Both) Yeah.

338
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,400
Bastard.

339
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,600
and Feels like l'm going crazy
and Na-na-na-na

340
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,400
and Feels like l'm going insane
and Na-na-na-na...

341
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,600
Marcie, can you take that to wages?

342
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,400
- What did your last slave die of?
- A good beating.

343
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,400
lt's for Simon Carter. Do you know him?

344
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,000
Black hair, sort of Fox Mulder look.

345
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,600
He's got the best arse in this shop.

346
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,400
Will you put in a good word for me?
l've always fancied him.

347
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,400
Run along.

348
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:51,000
- Someone had to get the flags out!
- That's France, though.

349
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,600
lt's all we had. lt came with the cheese.

350
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,200
See you later.

351
00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:00,400
Maybe tomorrow.
You've seen enough of him, it's my turn.

352
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000
Donna! You left that bloody door open!

353
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:14,000
l'm still gonna go out, to the Village.

354
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,400
Not on school nights you're not.

355
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,200
And l'm not gonna change.
You know that, don't you?

356
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,400
Cos it isn't a phase.
l'm not gonna grow out of it.

357
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,800
l'm gonna be gay forever.

358
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:35,400
You've made your mind up.
lt's obvious there's no stopping you.

359
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,400
lt's Helen l'm worried about.
She's ten years old.

360
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:46,400
She's a child.
l don't want her head filled with notions.

361
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,000
Like what?

362
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,600
As far as Helen's concerned,

363
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,600
the anus is for shit.

364
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,800
Got that?

365
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,600
Knock, knock.
Your sister's been saying...

366
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,400
No. She's not in her room.

367
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,200
Me bloody wallet's gone.

368
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,000
- Will that get us to London?
- Should do.

369
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,200
Are you coming?

370
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,800
This had better be good.

371
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
(Nathan) Get in.

372
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,800
and Deeper love, l've got a deeper love

373
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,600
and Deeper love, l've got a deeper love

374
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,000
and Deeper love, l've got a deeper love

375
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,800
and Deeper love, l've got a deeper love...

376
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,800
Hello, sugarface, you all right?

377
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,800
My world's so fucking huge!

378
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,800
Yeah. l know l'm late
but l had to buy them a drink at work.

379
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,600
- (Cameron) 'Never mind them.'
- (Door creaks)

380
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,400
Christ! You heard the door on this?

381
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,800
l'll get it fixed.
Get a move on or we'll lose the table.

382
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,800
- (Creaking)
- Listen to that.

383
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,800
'l know. Just leave it, just hurry up.'

384
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,000
l'll get Bernie to fix it.

385
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,400
'l wouldn't trust Bernie.
l'll take it to the garage.'

386
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,600
- l'll do it.
- Like you'll fix the door in your flat?

387
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,400
l will.

388
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:07,000
'lt's like waiting for a kid to tidy his room.
l paid for the thing, l'll take charge.'

389
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,200
Vince? Are you there?

390
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,600
'Vince? Are you still there?'

391
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,800
How many Doctor Whos can you name?

392
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,400
'What do you mean?'

393
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,400
All the actors who played Doctor Who.
Name them.

394
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,800
- 'l don't know.'
- Just try.

395
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,800
'Well... Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, um...'

396
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,400
- ls that it?
- 'What does it matter?'

397
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,400
Any more?

398
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:39,000
- 'Er, the bloke with white hair.'
- William Hartnell.

399
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,000
Any more?

400
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,800
'The vet. What the hell does it matter?

401
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,200
'Vince?'

402
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,600
Sorry? What? lt's breaking up.

403
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,200
We're breaking up. Sorry.

404
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,800
and Santa Maria

405
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,800
and Rhyme to the rhythm,
come on feel the rhythm

406
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,400
and lt's a rhythm, a rhyme
that rocks the whole time

407
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,800
and Santa Maria

408
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,400
and And l only want to be with you, baby

409
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:32,200
and Yes, you know it's gonna be heaven
here with me... and

410
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,400
Taxi! Taxi!

411
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,600
and Santa Maria

412
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,600
and Rhyme to the rhythm,
come on feel the rhythm

413
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,400
and lt's a rhythm, a rhyme
that rocks the whole time... and

414
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,800
Taxi!

415
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,000
- Big lssue?
- Yes, it is.

416
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,800
Unrequited love, it's fantastic

417
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:15,400
cos it never has to change, it never
has to grow up and it never has to die!

418
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,200
and Santa Maria

419
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,000
and Rhyme to the rhythm,
come on feel the rhythm

420
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,400
and lt's a rhythm, a rhyme
that rocks the whole time... and

421
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,400
Taxi!

422
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,800
(and The Weather Girls: lt's Raining Men)

423
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
(lnaudible)

424
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,200
and Humidity is rising

425
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,600
and Barometer's getting low

426
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:02,600
and According to all sources

427
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,400
and The street's the place to go

428
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:09,400
and Cos tonight for the first time

429
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,200
and Just about half past ten

430
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,400
and For the first time in history

431
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:20,000
and lt's gonna start raining men

432
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,000
and lt's raining men

433
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,400
and Hallelujah! lt's raining men

434
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,400
and Amen

435
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:32,600
and l'm gonna go out,
l'm gonna let myself get

436
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,600
and Absolutely soaking wet

437
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,000
and lt's raining men

438
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,600
and Hallelujah! lt's raining men

439
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,000
and Every specimen

440
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,600
and Tall, blond, dark and lean

441
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:53,000
and Rough and tough and strong and mean

442
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,600
and God bless Mother Nature

443
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,200
and She's a single woman too

444
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,000
and She took over heaven...