1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 Thank you. 2 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:37,140 it's not frozen in time 3 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:47,360 All your fears should disappear. 4 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:52,260 You'll never be lonely. 5 00:02:12,910 --> 00:02:13,910 Hello, Nancy. 6 00:02:17,510 --> 00:02:18,510 Hello, Drake. 7 00:02:21,870 --> 00:02:23,530 What did I do to deserve this? 8 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:27,510 Oh, it's just a little incentive. 9 00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:32,990 I like it. 10 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:37,110 It's an incentive for you to stay. 11 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,520 You know, I was planning on sticking around for a few hours. 12 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:44,660 I had something longer in mind. 13 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:47,020 Like forever. 14 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:51,140 I can't make any promises. 15 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:56,000 That doesn't mean we can't still play. 16 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:54,840 Thank you. 17 00:04:46,450 --> 00:04:49,250 Thank you. 18 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,200 Yeah. 19 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:15,860 You like that? 20 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:17,940 Yeah? 21 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,840 Thank you. 22 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,480 So, I cleared out some closet space. 23 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,540 I had an extra key made for you. 24 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,640 I never said I was staying. 25 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:26,300 I know you didn't, but you need a place to stay. 26 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:29,780 And I don't see why you can't just move in here with me. 27 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,280 Because I've got things to do. 28 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:35,920 We can do them together. 29 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:40,980 Just give it a try until you find a place of your own. 30 00:07:42,050 --> 00:07:44,810 I can't. I have a house-sitting gig lined up for tomorrow. 31 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:46,510 Whose house is it? 32 00:07:46,810 --> 00:07:49,890 I don't know. Some lady named Carrie. She runs some new-agey clinic thing. 33 00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:51,310 Will you be back? 34 00:07:52,570 --> 00:07:53,570 It's hard to say. 35 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:56,550 Ah, depending upon how cute she is, right? 36 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,250 I bet she's nasty. 37 00:07:59,570 --> 00:08:00,890 She's gonna scare me. 38 00:08:02,430 --> 00:08:06,130 She's gonna have a bunch of cats and hairy armpits. 39 00:08:08,650 --> 00:08:12,930 I want you to go back to the first moment that he touched you, as if it 40 00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:14,050 were happening right now. 41 00:08:15,690 --> 00:08:16,770 What are you feeling? 42 00:08:21,090 --> 00:08:22,230 I feel alive. 43 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:26,790 I feel his desire running through every pore in my body. 44 00:08:28,770 --> 00:08:32,490 All of his attention is on me, and I like it. 45 00:08:34,590 --> 00:08:35,870 So I let him kiss me. 46 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,280 Go on. 47 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,360 We're in the conference room. 48 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:51,880 The fact that he's willing to risk everything because he wants me that 49 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:52,880 much. 50 00:08:53,800 --> 00:09:00,540 As we kiss, he immediately runs his hand up under my skirt, over 51 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,540 my panties. 52 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,160 I'm already wet. 53 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,120 And he can feel it. 54 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:32,420 You've been waiting 55 00:09:32,420 --> 00:09:33,420 so patiently 56 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,660 Come and give me some 57 00:11:06,570 --> 00:11:13,510 Give me some of your lovin', baby Show me the way Come get 58 00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:20,250 you some of my lovin', baby Anytime, night or day Come and 59 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:27,130 give me some of your lovin', baby I'll be here waiting for you Come and 60 00:11:27,130 --> 00:11:32,110 get you some of my lovin', baby All my love's for you 61 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:43,250 Do you understand how I feel? 62 00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:45,130 I'm sorry. 63 00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:47,050 What were you saying? 64 00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:52,890 Do you understand how I feel? I mean, it worries me that I can just give myself 65 00:11:52,890 --> 00:11:55,110 like that to an almost complete stranger. 66 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:59,170 Especially when I love my boyfriend Nick so much. 67 00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:02,390 So you've never been unfaithful then? 68 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,290 Not until a few weeks ago. 69 00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:06,410 What changed? 70 00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:07,930 I don't know. 71 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,870 I was hoping you could help me figure that out. 72 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:16,530 Well, it's gonna take more than one visit to figure that out Next time we'll 73 00:12:16,530 --> 00:12:20,190 take a look at your relationship with Nick see if maybe the problem lies 74 00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:23,650 there. I think it does Well, should I come back tomorrow? 75 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:27,770 I'm going away for a couple of days. So I'll schedule you for a week from 76 00:12:27,770 --> 00:12:28,770 Tuesday. How's that? 77 00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:30,810 Well, what am I supposed to do in the meantime? 78 00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:35,390 Well, I'm gonna have a substitute filling in for me while I'm gone Aaron 79 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:36,930 Very capable. 80 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:41,020 So if you feel like you need to talk if you feel like you have an emergency Go 81 00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:42,140 ahead and call, okay? 82 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:43,760 Okay. 83 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:13,020 Oh, Drake. 84 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:14,800 Up at noon again, I see. 85 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:16,880 Come in, why don't you? 86 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,640 Nice. 87 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,260 You seem to be settling in good. 88 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:26,640 Where's Valerie? 89 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,120 Not here. 90 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,620 You know what? She's never here. 91 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,800 I'm beginning to wonder if she actually exists. 92 00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:34,340 You'll meet her someday. 93 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,440 She's just working all the time. 94 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:39,540 Oh, is that what they call it when they leave? 95 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:40,740 They just work? 96 00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:42,460 That's what they told me. 97 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,300 Hey, so what did your agent say about that script anyway? 98 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:52,100 He said that it had no storyline, no character development, no emotional 99 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,100 depth. 100 00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:55,580 Nice. Yeah, yeah. 101 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,720 So when are you going to write that big starring role for me then, huh? 102 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,840 When are you going to become a big enough actor to get one of my scripts 103 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,440 made? Did you just come here to make me feel good about myself? 104 00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:06,380 Yeah. 105 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,620 No, I just need a place to crash for the night. 106 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,580 Nets, he kicked you out already? 107 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,100 No, she didn't. No, it's actually just the opposite. 108 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,900 She wanted me to move in. 109 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,320 Permanently. 110 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,219 Uh-oh. 111 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,220 Uh-huh. 112 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,100 Wasn't good. 113 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,180 So you're homeless again, huh? 114 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,560 It's just for tonight. 115 00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:27,780 I actually have a house-sitting gig starting tomorrow. 116 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:29,140 Nice place? 117 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:30,220 I don't know. 118 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:33,640 Yeah, what about you? How's this going with this Valerie girl? Looks like it's 119 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,640 getting a little serious. 120 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:37,600 I don't know, man. She's acting all weird. 121 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,740 Something's wrong with them. They got it. 122 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,840 Yeah, but this is beyond the no more irrational behavior. 123 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,460 I mean, she's acting like I did something wrong, and she won't even tell 124 00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:47,460 me what it is. 125 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:48,580 Did you apologize? 126 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:49,620 I didn't do anything. 127 00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:51,380 Sure you did. 128 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:53,960 Look, the only thing women like more than a good compliment is a good 129 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,060 apology. Just tell her that you're sorry for whatever you did, and you'll never 130 00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:58,060 do it again. 131 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:00,400 Crazy, man. I didn't do anything. 132 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,340 Look, I'm gonna make some coffee. 133 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:06,180 Hey, and if this Valerie girl ever shows up, maybe I can get her to tell me 134 00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:07,180 whatever you did wrong. 135 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,000 I didn't do anything. 136 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:45,060 Yin Yang retreat for women cleanse the soul and the body will strengthen. 137 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:47,320 Yeah, right 138 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:55,700 I'm 139 00:15:55,700 --> 00:16:02,700 Drake From the house-sitting agency Yeah, something wrong Well, 140 00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:09,600 I just I had specified someone more mature Well, you might as well come in 141 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,360 You must be Mrs. Tooney? 142 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:16,440 Ms. 143 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,080 Oh, really? 144 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,620 Well, I'm in a bit of a hurry, so we might as well make this brief. 145 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,780 I'm interviewing two more candidates for the job this afternoon. 146 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,280 Well, you might as well just cancel those appointments. 147 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Why is that? 148 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,420 Because I am the man you're looking for. 149 00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:38,720 I've typed up a set of instructions that you are welcome to review. 150 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:42,850 Wow, you've got a great, you have a very nice place here. 151 00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:48,150 Thank you. 152 00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:50,350 What is this yin and yang? 153 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:54,770 It's a women's retreat which promotes emotional well-being. 154 00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:56,870 So you're a therapist? 155 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:01,570 I'm not a licensed therapist, no. I'm a lay practitioner. 156 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,389 Lay practitioner. 157 00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:05,970 I like the sound of that. 158 00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:09,569 Perhaps you've read my column in The Globe. 159 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,730 Not unless it's in the sports section. 160 00:17:12,369 --> 00:17:13,829 I'm sure it's fascinating, though. 161 00:17:16,109 --> 00:17:19,650 Anyway, so how long have you been with the agency? 162 00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:22,650 Um, like two years. 163 00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:25,470 Do you only handle women here, or do you handle men, too? 164 00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:29,990 Why do you ask, Mr... Brown. 165 00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:31,870 Mr. Brown. 166 00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:33,270 Do you need something handled? 167 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,160 Excuse me. 168 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:45,680 Hello? 169 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,300 What? 170 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,980 No, that can't be right. 171 00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:54,860 No, it's supposed to... Okay, never mind. 172 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,440 No, I'll just, I'll catch an earlier flight. 173 00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,020 No, it's fine. 174 00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:00,640 It's fine, thank you. Goodbye. 175 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:16,560 Is there trouble? 176 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:21,300 Looks like I have no choice but to give you the job. 177 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:36,600 I have to leave for New York immediately, so looks like, since you're 178 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,500 here now, that you'll have to do. 179 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:41,360 Come with me. 180 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:50,020 I need you to fax this to the Globe first thing on Monday, okay? 181 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:54,680 It's going to be in this drawer, and the number is on the speed dialer. 182 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,300 What is that? 183 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:58,300 It's my article for this week's column. 184 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,040 Please. 185 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,460 Okay, uh, the instructions. 186 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:14,120 Okay? I'm gonna show you around the house now, and then I have to be going. 187 00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:15,260 All right. 188 00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:35,640 The alarm system is here by the door and the security code is on the instructions 189 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,300 here next to emergency phone numbers. 190 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:41,220 I have my replacement, Erin, coming tomorrow. So if you could confine 191 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:45,160 yourself to the guest quarters while she's with my clients, that would be 192 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,260 helpful. Can you think of anything else that you need? 193 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,600 That depends. 194 00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:53,440 Is there anything else that you'd like to give me? 195 00:19:57,860 --> 00:19:58,860 Just, um... 196 00:19:59,590 --> 00:20:02,390 Make sure you take care of my things, Mr. Brown. 197 00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:06,370 All right. Well, take care of all of your things. 198 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,310 Have a good time. 199 00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:11,390 Very carefully. 200 00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:13,310 Bye. 201 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,130 Hmm. 202 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,510 Nice. 203 00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:23,430 Oh, this is gonna be... 204 00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:44,370 Hey, babe. 205 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:48,070 You know, Nick, I don't mind you staying here, but I do mind you making this 206 00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:49,410 place look like a dorm room. 207 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:52,750 I just got my two-sheet back in my head shop. 208 00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,730 And I can't decide which one I want. 209 00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:58,270 What do you think? 210 00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:00,450 The one where I'm smiling? 211 00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:03,830 Or the one where I look like James Bond? 212 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,210 Either one. 213 00:21:06,470 --> 00:21:07,570 Come on, help me decide. 214 00:21:08,910 --> 00:21:10,810 Just pick one. What difference does it make? 215 00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:25,270 I just don't feel like looking at your headshots for the 10,000th time. 216 00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:32,030 I mean, maybe instead of getting new pictures, you should think about getting 217 00:21:32,030 --> 00:21:33,030 a job. 218 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,590 I have to go through this again. 219 00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:41,850 I just... I would actually like to know when you're going to do something with 220 00:21:41,850 --> 00:21:42,850 your life. 221 00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:45,030 I had four auditions yesterday. 222 00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:49,090 I got a rehearsal for acting class tomorrow, and I have a showcase in a 223 00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:53,980 month. I don't know what more I can do, except get a job and be miserable like 224 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,840 you. I like my job. 225 00:21:56,100 --> 00:22:00,040 No, you don't. All you do is complain about it. No, I don't. I complain about 226 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,340 how much work they're giving me. 227 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,860 You don't listen. That's the problem. 228 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:10,160 You just come home to rag on me? Because you know what? I was in a pretty good 229 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,160 mood before you got here. 230 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,680 I'm sorry. 231 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,020 I'm just under a lot of stress right now. 232 00:22:21,390 --> 00:22:22,390 Come here. 233 00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:28,470 I like the one where you look like James Bond. 234 00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:31,830 Really? Yeah. 235 00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:35,310 You don't think it's too serious? 236 00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:37,510 No, it makes you look really sexy. 237 00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:40,870 But you're a lot sexier in person. 238 00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:44,350 Keep going. 239 00:22:45,910 --> 00:22:46,910 And... 240 00:22:57,870 --> 00:23:03,570 Through the mist, a heavenly 241 00:23:03,570 --> 00:23:05,010 sound. 242 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:10,470 Nobody wake me. 243 00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:13,650 She's all... 244 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,300 Where are you going? 245 00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:11,160 I'll make myself a sandwich. 246 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,480 I am starving. 247 00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:16,980 Well, don't you want to lay here for a while? 248 00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:18,540 And do what? 249 00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:20,360 Uh, I don't know, talk? 250 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:24,800 Sure, just talk louder. I'll be able to hear you from here. 251 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,800 All right, come on. Come on. 252 00:27:18,420 --> 00:27:19,780 Come on. 253 00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:24,820 Smell it. 254 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,140 These guys like to play good up-tempo basketball. 255 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,160 They really don't get enough credit. 256 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,520 Take it to the hoop. Go, go. 257 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:35,680 Two, 258 00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:37,120 two. Yes. 259 00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:52,180 Hello, Carrie. 260 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:53,960 How are you doing? 261 00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:56,800 You know you're not a bad-looking woman. 262 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,620 You wouldn't mind if I looked in your drawers, would you? 263 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,080 Hmm. 264 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:13,580 Write your personal ad in the space provided below. 265 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,280 Professional woman. 266 00:28:17,060 --> 00:28:18,060 Attractive. 267 00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:21,710 Organized. Seeks clean, successful, civilized man. 268 00:28:22,330 --> 00:28:24,630 Looking for a little love, are we, Carrie? 269 00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:28,770 Hi. Let's see what else I can find. 270 00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:35,970 Oh, the article. 271 00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:39,350 Okay. 272 00:28:39,950 --> 00:28:41,290 What a man wants. 273 00:28:42,290 --> 00:28:45,410 May surprise you readers to learn that the short answer to this age-old 274 00:28:45,410 --> 00:28:48,570 question is a man wants the same thing a woman wants. 275 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:53,240 Commitment, romance, long talks, and snuggling. 276 00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:58,780 I don't know about that. 277 00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:02,040 Oh, shit. Oh, damn. 278 00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:21,920 I'll just print it back up. Where's the computer? 279 00:29:22,380 --> 00:29:25,860 Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, you don't have a computer. 280 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:27,840 Okay. 281 00:29:29,420 --> 00:29:30,500 Oh, shit. 282 00:29:30,820 --> 00:29:34,260 A typewriter? You got a typewriter? That's the only thing you got? It's not 283 00:29:34,260 --> 00:29:35,260 even electric. 284 00:29:37,780 --> 00:29:38,759 I'm a writer. 285 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,320 I can do this. I'll just write something. 286 00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:42,940 I'll write something. 287 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,280 No computer. 288 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:45,860 All right. 289 00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:47,140 All right. 290 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:48,960 Here we go. 291 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,000 What a man wants. 292 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,680 Valerie, 293 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,279 I got your message. 294 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,980 You need some help going over those figures? 295 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:14,360 Uh, yeah, there were a couple of things that just needed some attention. 296 00:34:32,010 --> 00:34:34,929 I'm willing to let you know I won't be able to come in for you this week. I've 297 00:34:34,929 --> 00:34:35,949 got a family emergency. 298 00:34:36,469 --> 00:34:38,870 I hope this won't cause you too much inconvenience. 299 00:34:42,850 --> 00:34:43,889 She's not here, people. 300 00:34:44,210 --> 00:34:46,750 You've reached Yin and Yang. Please leave a message after the tone. 301 00:34:49,310 --> 00:34:50,330 Carrie, it's Valerie. 302 00:34:51,850 --> 00:34:54,170 I did it again. I really need to see you today. 303 00:34:55,489 --> 00:34:57,750 I just can't keep going on like this. 304 00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:08,060 I have missed my calling. 305 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,080 So the chick that owns this place, she, uh, pretty cute? 306 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,840 She's all right. 307 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,460 It's kind of uptight kind of way. She's got a nice ass. 308 00:35:44,380 --> 00:35:46,680 If she could ever get that stick she's got lodged in it, though. 309 00:35:49,420 --> 00:35:51,660 Anyway, speaking of which, how are things going with Valerie? 310 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:53,680 I don't know. 311 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:56,320 You know, I mean, sometimes I think it's just way too different. 312 00:35:57,060 --> 00:36:00,500 She's all wrapped up in her corporate world and just trying to make a living 313 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:01,500 as an actor. 314 00:36:02,020 --> 00:36:03,720 Well, isn't that the same thing that brought you all together? 315 00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:07,780 Yeah, but she doesn't understand why I don't want a day job, you know? I mean, 316 00:36:07,780 --> 00:36:11,060 I have to keep my days free for auditions, and she just thinks I'm 317 00:36:11,060 --> 00:36:12,060 making excuses. 318 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,780 You know, it sounds like y'all are putting a lot of stress on each other 319 00:36:14,780 --> 00:36:16,900 that you don't need. You need to support each other. 320 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:21,180 Maybe if you could figure out what she goes through at work, she might be able 321 00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,800 to understand how tough it is being an actor. 322 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:25,999 Listen to you. 323 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,480 One day at this house and you're already sounding like a therapist. 324 00:36:29,580 --> 00:36:30,580 I'm sorry. 325 00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:32,420 No, that's actually pretty good advice. 326 00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:35,100 Yeah? Yeah. 327 00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:36,260 Seriously? 328 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,558 Who's that? 329 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,560 I have no idea. 330 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,660 Thanks for the advice, Doc. 331 00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:01,900 Yeah. All right. 332 00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:05,380 Hi. Can I help you? Yeah, I'm here to see Carrie. 333 00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:06,940 She's not here. 334 00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:11,140 You must be Erin, her substitute. 335 00:37:11,540 --> 00:37:13,040 I thought you were a woman. 336 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,440 Nope. I'm a man. 337 00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,320 Anyway, I really need a session. 338 00:37:18,460 --> 00:37:21,160 Session? A massage therapy session. 339 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,120 Massage therapy? 340 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:28,100 Yeah. Carrie said you were really good at helping a woman release her emotional 341 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:31,460 blocks through pure physical pleasure. 342 00:37:33,859 --> 00:37:37,500 Well, I've been told that... Hey, no, I'm not the one... Do you have time to 343 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:38,500 give me a full body massage? 344 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:41,460 Uh, 345 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,200 I could fit that in. 346 00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:45,660 Great. I'll go get ready. 347 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,160 Okay. 348 00:38:17,410 --> 00:38:23,670 Okay So what we're gonna do today is I'm going to massage your body 349 00:38:23,670 --> 00:38:29,290 And then as soon as your muscles are relaxed, I want you to tell me what's 350 00:38:29,290 --> 00:38:35,390 bothering you You mean out loud Sure 351 00:38:50,230 --> 00:38:51,230 Here's the deal. 352 00:38:53,090 --> 00:38:56,150 My whole life I've saved myself for the man I want to marry. 353 00:38:58,890 --> 00:39:00,010 Saved yourself, what is that? 354 00:39:01,350 --> 00:39:02,350 No. 355 00:39:03,470 --> 00:39:04,470 I'm a virgin. 356 00:39:08,010 --> 00:39:09,010 Really? 357 00:39:12,030 --> 00:39:16,630 I always thought it was the right thing to do, but now that I've found the man I 358 00:39:16,630 --> 00:39:17,630 want to be with... 359 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,540 I'm not so sure. 360 00:39:20,940 --> 00:39:21,940 Why not? 361 00:39:23,540 --> 00:39:29,900 When the time finally comes, I don't want to disappoint him by being, 362 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:34,320 you know, inexperienced. 363 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,400 So what should I do, Aaron? 364 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,400 Is it wrong to have these feelings? 365 00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:49,080 No, no, you know, it's not wrong to have any feelings. It's it's what you do with 366 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:55,840 them Well I'm thinking I should 367 00:39:55,840 --> 00:40:02,700 just Find a man someone I have no emotional connection 368 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:09,300 with Have sex and get over my anxiety I 369 00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:12,500 You know, I think that's a decision that you need to make on your own 370 00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:17,620 Okay. Fine. 371 00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:24,580 Will you make love to me, Doctor? 372 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:26,800 I'm not a doctor. 373 00:40:27,580 --> 00:40:29,040 But you are a man. 374 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:34,660 Actually, I don't think this would be fair to your fiancé, though. 375 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,540 I want you to show me how to please a man. 376 00:40:41,220 --> 00:40:42,220 Please. 377 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,400 Are you okay? 378 00:42:16,820 --> 00:42:18,560 Yes, don't stop. 379 00:42:19,940 --> 00:42:21,340 I'm so good. 380 00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,160 Am I doing this okay? 381 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,360 Just like that. Just rock your hips. 382 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,300 So good. 383 00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:08,020 Incredible. 384 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,140 Yeah, oh 385 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,340 I know my marriage will be better because of you. 386 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,100 How can I ever thank you? 387 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,640 Oh, no. Trust me. It was my pleasure. 388 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:46,940 Well, there you go. 389 00:44:47,580 --> 00:44:48,700 Standard for you, right? 390 00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,680 I can't take that. 391 00:44:52,140 --> 00:44:54,000 You've helped me more than Carrie ever has. 392 00:44:54,540 --> 00:44:55,560 You deserve it. 393 00:44:56,220 --> 00:44:57,220 Please. 394 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,020 I'm gonna go to hell for this. 395 00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,660 I'm definitely gonna go to hell. 396 00:45:18,140 --> 00:45:19,140 Bye. 397 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,100 They're charging money for sex. 398 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:35,820 That's like prostitutions. 399 00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:37,280 It wasn't like that, man. 400 00:45:38,660 --> 00:45:40,460 She needed some advice, so I gave her some. 401 00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:42,260 Yeah, like prostituting yourself. 402 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:44,280 It was therapy. 403 00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:47,740 Therapy or not, you know how much trouble you can get for impersonating a 404 00:45:47,740 --> 00:45:48,740 doctor? 405 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,900 You know what? I never said I was a doctor. In fact, I made it very clear 406 00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:53,900 that I wasn't a doctor. 407 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,440 All right? It was a one-time deal. It's not going to happen anymore. 408 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,960 You might want to check out the next client before you say that. 409 00:46:02,580 --> 00:46:03,580 Jeez. 410 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:05,260 Anyway, how'd the audition go? 411 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:13,040 Good, actually. I got a call back next week. 412 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:14,580 I might actually get this one. 413 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,040 All right, we'll break a leg or whatever. 414 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,340 You ever figure out how to fix things with Valerie? 415 00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:23,300 Nah, I haven't seen her. 416 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:24,880 She's been all wrapped up with work. 417 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,860 Actually, I think she's getting home. I got to get out of here. 418 00:46:29,780 --> 00:46:31,340 All right. You coming back? 419 00:46:31,740 --> 00:46:32,960 Yeah, I've been actually busy having sex. 420 00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:34,540 It was there, man. 421 00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:35,760 Yeah, whatever. 422 00:46:49,700 --> 00:46:53,580 Hi, hello. Hello. Is Carrie here? No, no, she's not. I'm sorry. She's out of 423 00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:55,600 town. Oh, that's right. You must be Aaron. 424 00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:02,700 I did it again. 425 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,860 I cheated on my boyfriend. 426 00:47:05,340 --> 00:47:06,880 I just couldn't stop myself. 427 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,680 Um, it's okay. 428 00:47:11,580 --> 00:47:13,820 It's, uh, you know what? I'm sure that you didn't mean to. 429 00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:15,600 I just need to talk. 430 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,040 Okay. 431 00:47:20,180 --> 00:47:21,600 It's this man from my work. 432 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:27,640 I don't think I've said more than three words to him in one day, but we just 433 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:28,640 look at each other. 434 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,860 Before you know it, we're going at it like a scene in a movie. 435 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,400 Really? 436 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,900 So why don't you tell me about your relationship with your boyfriend? 437 00:47:41,220 --> 00:47:42,220 Buckner. 438 00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:44,320 My boyfriend. 439 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:47,080 I love him. 440 00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:53,390 I know I do. It's just lately we've been getting on each other's nerves a lot. 441 00:47:55,330 --> 00:47:58,570 Maybe my guilt has something to do with all this conflict. 442 00:48:00,490 --> 00:48:01,690 Well, what came first? 443 00:48:02,410 --> 00:48:04,750 Was it the problems in the relationship or the cheating? 444 00:48:06,630 --> 00:48:07,630 The problems. 445 00:48:09,650 --> 00:48:13,690 So are you saying that you think I'm cheating because I'm not happy in my 446 00:48:13,690 --> 00:48:14,690 relationship? 447 00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:18,260 Sounds reasonable. 448 00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:22,420 But the other problem is I just think we're too different. 449 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,440 Opposites attract for a reason. 450 00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:29,560 You know, I was just saying to somebody that the more different that two people 451 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,460 are, it actually brings them closer together. 452 00:48:32,340 --> 00:48:33,600 Like it creates a balance. 453 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,060 But it used to be so much more attentive. 454 00:48:39,380 --> 00:48:44,580 I mean, we actually used to talk and make love all night long. 455 00:48:46,820 --> 00:48:50,420 Lately, he just doesn't make me feel very desirable. 456 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:53,200 You're a beautiful woman. 457 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:57,320 And if your boyfriend doesn't wake up every day and thank God that he's with a 458 00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,620 woman like you, then he's crazy. 459 00:49:00,740 --> 00:49:04,700 Maybe he just needs to understand your need for attention and communication. 460 00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:08,080 You're very understanding. 461 00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:10,700 I try. 462 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:15,880 That's it. 463 00:49:18,270 --> 00:49:19,270 What's that? 464 00:49:19,690 --> 00:49:21,430 That's the way I want a man to look at me. 465 00:49:22,630 --> 00:49:23,730 How am I looking at you? 466 00:49:26,110 --> 00:49:27,110 Like you want me. 467 00:49:28,490 --> 00:49:32,330 Like you can hardly contain yourself from taking me up into your arms and 468 00:49:32,330 --> 00:49:33,330 tearing my clothes off. 469 00:49:36,610 --> 00:49:39,030 That wouldn't be very appropriate of me, now would it? 470 00:49:40,090 --> 00:49:42,430 Maybe I need someone who's a little bit more sensitive. 471 00:49:43,830 --> 00:49:46,670 Someone who's more in tune with what's going on around him. 472 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:50,080 Someone like you. 473 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,420 I'm not really that in tune. 474 00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:06,020 I think you need to go home and have a heart-to-heart with your boyfriend. 475 00:50:06,460 --> 00:50:07,460 Tell him how you feel. 476 00:50:07,980 --> 00:50:09,020 But he won't listen. 477 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:10,960 Not the way you do. 478 00:50:15,260 --> 00:50:16,260 What are you doing? 479 00:50:16,740 --> 00:50:20,400 Maybe I need a doctor in my life instead of an unemployed actor. 480 00:50:23,580 --> 00:50:24,620 But I'm not a doctor. 481 00:50:25,020 --> 00:50:28,040 I never said I was a doctor. All right, you can go to jail just for claiming to 482 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,580 be a doctor. Not a doctor, right? We clear on that first? 483 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,280 But you're a man who listens. 484 00:50:34,540 --> 00:50:36,080 Do you know how that makes me feel? 485 00:50:38,220 --> 00:50:39,860 Um... It makes me feel good. 486 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,120 It makes me feel desirable. 487 00:50:43,620 --> 00:50:45,500 It makes me want to give myself to you. 488 00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:48,240 All right. 489 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,880 You know how to make me feel so good. 490 00:54:27,210 --> 00:54:28,210 Oh. 491 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:20,960 What is that? 492 00:55:21,300 --> 00:55:22,580 $200 for a session. 493 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,000 I can't take that. 494 00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:28,140 Well, of course you can. You helped me out, doctor. You deserve it. I'm not a 495 00:55:28,140 --> 00:55:29,680 doctor. All right, whatever. 496 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,020 You're great at what you do. 497 00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:34,440 Thank you, but I can't take that. 498 00:55:34,660 --> 00:55:35,700 Please take it. 499 00:55:36,460 --> 00:55:38,000 It'll make me feel better about it. 500 00:55:57,820 --> 00:55:58,820 Bye now. 501 00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:03,860 Hi. 502 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,680 Nobody knows I'm here. I'm your neighbor. 503 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:10,640 I wanted to stop by. 504 00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:12,580 I have to admit I'm a little embarrassed. 505 00:56:13,380 --> 00:56:15,520 Do you handle men as well as women? 506 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,140 That depends on what you mean by handle. 507 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:20,740 I just need a little advice. 508 00:56:22,100 --> 00:56:23,100 Okay. Yeah, sure. 509 00:56:25,130 --> 00:56:27,350 I don't think I know how to satisfy my wife. 510 00:56:28,830 --> 00:56:34,150 Um, okay, well, uh, sex is always a good start. 511 00:56:34,470 --> 00:56:37,870 Take her out to dinner, buy her some diamond earrings. No, no, no. 512 00:56:38,390 --> 00:56:43,470 You see, we've been married for almost 15 years, and I don't think I've been 513 00:56:43,470 --> 00:56:44,950 able to satisfy her sexually. 514 00:56:45,590 --> 00:56:48,750 I thought maybe you could show me, show me what to do. 515 00:56:49,670 --> 00:56:50,670 Show you? 516 00:56:51,030 --> 00:56:52,830 Yeah, you're an expert, right? 517 00:56:54,870 --> 00:56:55,870 Uh-huh. 518 00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:57,570 What could I do different? 519 00:56:58,870 --> 00:57:01,830 Why don't you tell me what you do, and then we can start from there. 520 00:57:02,830 --> 00:57:07,790 Well, we have, uh, intercourse. 521 00:57:08,010 --> 00:57:10,310 Intercourse. See, that's your problem right there. You're calling it 522 00:57:10,310 --> 00:57:15,110 intercourse. You gotta call it fucking or making love. 523 00:57:15,870 --> 00:57:17,670 Right, I see what you mean. All right. 524 00:57:18,390 --> 00:57:20,390 That could be dirtier and more romantic. 525 00:57:21,990 --> 00:57:24,190 Wait, I'm confused again. 526 00:57:24,610 --> 00:57:27,850 Okay, you can do both of those things, but not at the same time. 527 00:57:28,370 --> 00:57:29,930 You got to have a plan. 528 00:57:30,230 --> 00:57:32,030 Figure out where you want to take your wife. 529 00:57:32,250 --> 00:57:33,490 You know, wear leather or something. 530 00:57:33,910 --> 00:57:34,910 Yeah. 531 00:57:35,250 --> 00:57:36,450 I see what you mean. 532 00:57:37,670 --> 00:57:39,410 Put a little thought into it, huh? 533 00:57:39,810 --> 00:57:40,810 Absolutely. 534 00:57:41,190 --> 00:57:43,530 Okay, I'll try that. Hey, thanks. Absolutely. 535 00:57:44,250 --> 00:57:47,990 How much shall I owe? No charge at all on the house. Just remember, you've been 536 00:57:47,990 --> 00:57:49,630 with your wife for 15 years. 537 00:57:50,410 --> 00:57:51,770 Obviously, you're satisfying her. 538 00:57:52,030 --> 00:57:53,750 All right, so just be a little bit more creative. 539 00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:55,220 Have some confidence. 540 00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,180 You'll do fine. Thank you. You bet. 541 00:57:57,460 --> 00:57:58,460 Have fun. 542 00:57:59,860 --> 00:58:00,860 Tell her I said hi. 543 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:24,500 Hey, babe. 544 00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,160 Good to have you home. 545 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,280 Do you want me to make you some dinner or maybe get a video? 546 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,640 No, I just came to get my pad. 547 00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:38,300 Oh. Well, how was work? Anything exciting happen? 548 00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:40,800 What do you mean? 549 00:58:41,620 --> 00:58:43,740 I don't know. Just making conversation. 550 00:58:44,660 --> 00:58:45,660 How was it? 551 00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:47,520 Why are you asking? 552 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,080 Because I really love to hear about your dad. 553 00:58:52,730 --> 00:58:53,730 Don't mock me, Nick. 554 00:58:56,530 --> 00:58:59,690 I'm not mocking you, all right? I'm just trying to show you that I'm interested. 555 00:59:01,050 --> 00:59:03,690 Well, do we have to do this right now? 556 00:59:04,950 --> 00:59:07,750 How are we supposed to have a relationship if you won't even talk to 557 00:59:07,750 --> 00:59:09,570 me? I don't know. Maybe we're not. 558 00:59:10,010 --> 00:59:13,590 What's that supposed to mean? You want to break up? That's not what I'm saying. 559 00:59:13,950 --> 00:59:15,370 Well, do you? Do I what? 560 00:59:15,610 --> 00:59:16,589 Want to break up. 561 00:59:16,590 --> 00:59:17,590 Should I? 562 00:59:18,950 --> 00:59:21,810 You know what? You're not making any sense of here. You're going back and 563 00:59:21,810 --> 00:59:23,230 forth, not answering any questions. 564 00:59:23,670 --> 00:59:24,670 All right, fine. 565 00:59:26,250 --> 00:59:27,330 Oh, now you want to talk. 566 00:59:27,950 --> 00:59:29,870 Great. So, how was your day? 567 00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:31,930 Good, bad, long, short, what? 568 00:59:32,990 --> 00:59:35,150 No, actually, I left work early today. 569 00:59:35,650 --> 00:59:36,650 Why? 570 00:59:37,890 --> 00:59:39,090 I don't want to talk about it. 571 00:59:40,570 --> 00:59:41,570 I give up. 572 00:59:44,530 --> 00:59:46,710 Look, Nick, I really don't want to argue, all right? 573 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:48,620 Maybe I just need some time alone. 574 00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:50,440 How long? 575 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:51,840 Let's just start with tonight. 576 00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:55,038 No, fine. 577 00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:56,160 Take as long as you need. 578 00:59:56,660 --> 00:59:58,900 I'll stay in the guest bedroom. I'll see you later. 579 01:00:06,380 --> 01:00:09,160 You've reached Yin and Yang. Please leave a message after the tone. 580 01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:12,880 Carrie, this is Paul Dietzen. At the Globe? 581 01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,080 Your latest column has really caused a sensation. 582 01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:20,320 You'll get some business out of this one. Call me. 583 01:00:22,860 --> 01:00:23,860 A sensation. 584 01:00:26,060 --> 01:00:28,820 You've reached Yin and Yang. Please leave a message after the tone. 585 01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:35,040 Hello. I just read your article in The Glow. I thought it was so insightful. 586 01:00:35,580 --> 01:00:39,040 I was wondering if I could make an appointment to meet you. 587 01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:50,280 That phone's been ringing off the hook all morning. 588 01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:52,960 You're not booked up for the next three days? 589 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,320 All this from the article. 590 01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:57,220 That's pretty cool, isn't it? 591 01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:02,220 So you actually didn't go through with this scam, huh? 592 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:03,940 It's not a scam, Nick. 593 01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,780 I'm providing a service here. 594 01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,360 You know, I actually feel good about helping these people. 595 01:01:09,060 --> 01:01:11,100 And, you know, the sex, it's a little incentive. 596 01:01:12,060 --> 01:01:13,260 At least you're getting laid. 597 01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:16,160 Things haven't gotten any better with Valerie? 598 01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,020 She didn't even want to see me last night. 599 01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:22,160 Wow. 600 01:01:22,700 --> 01:01:23,760 Maybe it's just a phase. 601 01:01:24,860 --> 01:01:27,500 Yeah, well, a phase that's hanging me high and dry. 602 01:01:29,420 --> 01:01:30,900 Hey, I got an idea. 603 01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:33,280 Why don't you come help me out over here? 604 01:01:34,460 --> 01:01:35,419 Help you? 605 01:01:35,420 --> 01:01:37,040 I don't know. You could answer the telephones. 606 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:38,760 You know, maybe work with some clients. 607 01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:40,820 Nah, nah. I'm not good with advice. 608 01:01:43,020 --> 01:01:44,940 You don't have to talk to him. You just have to listen. 609 01:01:45,819 --> 01:01:47,840 You know, girls, they really like it when you just listen. 610 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:52,220 Plus, you know, they really open up whenever you get them out of their 611 01:01:52,220 --> 01:01:53,220 clothes. 612 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:55,960 You really want me to help you? 613 01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,080 Absolutely. 614 01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:52,120 Fuck. 615 01:05:49,770 --> 01:05:50,709 Who is it? 616 01:05:50,710 --> 01:05:52,130 It's the newspaper you ordered, ma'am. 617 01:05:53,930 --> 01:05:55,850 Go ahead and just leave it right outside the door. 618 01:05:56,370 --> 01:05:57,370 Okie dokie. 619 01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:36,520 Yin and Yang. 620 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,240 Please hold. 621 01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:42,479 Yin and Yang. 622 01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:43,500 I'd like to make an appointment. 623 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,440 Yeah, can you call back maybe in an hour? 624 01:06:45,660 --> 01:06:46,660 Sure. Thanks. 625 01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:48,560 Hi, how can I help you? 626 01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:51,440 Hello, I'd like to speak to the person who wrote Monday's column. 627 01:06:51,780 --> 01:06:53,660 Uh, he's in a session right now. Can I help you? 628 01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:55,080 A session? 629 01:06:55,420 --> 01:06:59,240 Yeah, we've been pretty busy, but I can schedule in for an appointment. I have 630 01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:01,780 tomorrow at 3. How's that? 631 01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:03,880 Who the hell do you... 632 01:07:05,900 --> 01:07:07,200 Could you hold on, please? 633 01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:23,060 Uh, you know, tomorrow at 3 we'll be fine. 634 01:07:23,940 --> 01:07:25,460 Great. And your name, Miss? 635 01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:27,320 Anger. 636 01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:29,220 Emily. Emily Anger. 637 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:33,860 Okay, Miss Anger, I have you for tomorrow. We'll see you then. 638 01:07:34,730 --> 01:07:35,730 I can hardly wait. 639 01:07:45,030 --> 01:07:47,790 Yes, could you connect me to Gulf Star Airlines, please? 640 01:07:58,779 --> 01:08:02,100 Well, I think we made great progress, Ms. Kendall, so I want you to feel free 641 01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:05,060 to come back if you have any other inhibitions to explore. 642 01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:07,200 Thank you. 643 01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:14,480 Hello, ladies. 644 01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:16,740 Somebody will be with you in just a minute, okay? 645 01:08:45,939 --> 01:08:47,020 How's it going, Karen? 646 01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:51,359 Are you feeling aroused yet? 647 01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:53,420 Just a little. 648 01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:58,580 Good. Well, you keep at it, and I'll come back when you're good and ready. 649 01:09:18,380 --> 01:09:21,520 I can see 650 01:09:35,010 --> 01:09:37,950 I've got a plan 651 01:10:04,630 --> 01:10:07,830 Well, I'll explain it to you later. Look, can you give me a little hand? I 652 01:10:07,830 --> 01:10:08,830 need a little help here. 653 01:10:09,150 --> 01:10:10,009 It's okay. 654 01:10:10,010 --> 01:10:10,529 It's okay. 655 01:10:10,530 --> 01:10:11,530 It's safe. 656 01:10:11,550 --> 01:10:15,890 Come on, man. Don't leave me like this. Hey, hey, you don't know what you're 657 01:10:15,890 --> 01:10:16,890 missing, man. 658 01:10:17,590 --> 01:10:18,590 Now, 659 01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:20,250 where were we? 660 01:10:23,110 --> 01:10:24,430 That's right. The floating release. 661 01:10:25,050 --> 01:10:29,450 Now, I want you to close your eyes and try to relax as I hold you. 662 01:10:31,340 --> 01:10:33,620 Now I want you to tell me what's been going on in your life. 663 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:38,560 And as feelings come up, I want you to just let them flow away. 664 01:10:39,340 --> 01:10:40,560 Just let it go. 665 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,000 You got it? 666 01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:43,720 I think so. 667 01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:52,580 Well, I've been having these desires to be with another woman. 668 01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:55,680 Really? 669 01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:59,080 Wanting to make love to another woman is nothing to be afraid of. 670 01:10:59,540 --> 01:11:02,060 In fact... It can be a beautiful thing. 671 01:11:03,100 --> 01:11:04,660 A really beautiful thing. 672 01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:07,320 I suppose you're right. 673 01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:13,700 Maybe you need to be in a safe, nurturing environment to help you 674 01:11:13,700 --> 01:11:14,900 experiment more comfortably. 675 01:11:17,460 --> 01:11:22,860 I think what I need is for a man to be there to help me ease into this 676 01:11:22,860 --> 01:11:23,860 scenario. 677 01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:29,200 That's a great idea, actually. 678 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:35,100 I'll tell you what, keep your eyes closed and continue on relaxing. 679 01:11:40,060 --> 01:11:41,160 I'm going to be right back. 680 01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:04,540 What's the other one now? Oh, hey, hey. 681 01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:05,820 Oh. 682 01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:08,540 Very nice. 683 01:12:11,220 --> 01:12:13,920 Where's that? Okay. I see what you're... 684 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:24,620 Jennifer? 685 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:26,140 This is Karen. 686 01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:27,840 Karen? 687 01:12:28,380 --> 01:12:30,080 Jennifer? Hello. 688 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:31,360 Hi, Karen. 689 01:12:32,250 --> 01:12:35,450 Karen wants to experiment in a different kind of relationship also. 690 01:12:35,710 --> 01:12:36,710 Right, Karen? 691 01:12:36,990 --> 01:12:37,990 Yes. 692 01:12:38,510 --> 01:12:43,110 And Jennifer thinks she might be attracted to women, but needs a safe 693 01:12:43,110 --> 01:12:44,590 environment to explore it in. 694 01:12:45,290 --> 01:12:49,330 While Karen's been in a serious relationship with women and wants to 695 01:12:49,330 --> 01:12:50,330 experience a man. 696 01:12:51,490 --> 01:12:58,310 So I thought maybe the three of us could... Alright, 697 01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:01,250 great. Okay? 698 01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:08,460 So I thought first we start off with each of you reaching out and gently 699 01:13:08,460 --> 01:13:09,740 caressing each other's faces. 700 01:13:39,690 --> 01:13:40,690 Not so fast. 701 01:13:41,610 --> 01:13:42,610 Not yet. 702 01:13:44,790 --> 01:13:49,850 Now, I want you to forget that I'm the counselor, that you are the client. 703 01:13:51,130 --> 01:13:58,070 We're just three human beings, open to touch, to 704 01:13:58,070 --> 01:13:59,070 pleasure. 705 01:17:59,660 --> 01:18:00,680 What are you doing here, Valerie? 706 01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:03,340 What am I doing here? What are you doing here? 707 01:18:03,660 --> 01:18:04,660 Miss Buckner? 708 01:18:06,340 --> 01:18:07,340 Miss Buckner? 709 01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:10,580 What the hell is going on here? That's what I would like to know. 710 01:18:11,860 --> 01:18:15,220 Oh, wait. Don't tell me this isn't Valerie, is it? Who do you think it is, 711 01:18:15,300 --> 01:18:16,179 Drake? 712 01:18:16,180 --> 01:18:18,320 Drake? I thought you were Aaron. 713 01:18:18,900 --> 01:18:20,760 And I let you have sex with me? 714 01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:24,140 What? I don't believe this. Valerie! 715 01:18:28,770 --> 01:18:29,770 You're a dick. 716 01:18:30,370 --> 01:18:32,330 What did I do? You slept with Valerie. 717 01:18:33,030 --> 01:18:35,830 Hey, I didn't know that was Valerie, okay? I thought it was Miss Buckner. 718 01:18:36,130 --> 01:18:37,570 Why would Valerie be here? 719 01:18:38,170 --> 01:18:40,330 I don't know. You're the one that said you were having problems. 720 01:18:42,910 --> 01:18:49,170 Look, the truth is... The truth is that she came here because she feels guilty. 721 01:18:50,130 --> 01:18:51,430 Because she was cheating on you. 722 01:18:53,850 --> 01:18:54,850 Cheated on me? 723 01:18:55,750 --> 01:18:56,750 With who? 724 01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,360 I don't know, really. It was some guy from her office. 725 01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,140 I thought she was the one. 726 01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:05,560 And she might be. 727 01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:08,180 You just all have to learn how to communicate. 728 01:19:08,980 --> 01:19:12,220 I tried to communicate with her. She wouldn't talk to me. 729 01:19:12,620 --> 01:19:16,360 The next time you see her, tell her that she's beautiful. 730 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,960 She doesn't think that you're attracted to her. 731 01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:22,020 My God, I think she's gorgeous. 732 01:19:22,900 --> 01:19:24,520 When was the last time you said that to her? 733 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:29,400 See? That's what I'm talking about. 734 01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:31,420 Just communicate. 735 01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:33,200 Everything will be fine. 736 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,100 You don't have anything to worry about. 737 01:19:35,580 --> 01:19:36,640 It'll all work out. 738 01:19:51,460 --> 01:19:53,300 My office right now. 739 01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:56,800 See ya. 740 01:20:07,850 --> 01:20:09,130 See, I know that now. 741 01:20:09,410 --> 01:20:10,490 Then I didn't know it. 742 01:20:10,710 --> 01:20:14,870 So I had to write something up. So I wrote something up, put it in the real 743 01:20:14,870 --> 01:20:16,630 fax machine, and I sent it in. 744 01:20:16,910 --> 01:20:18,430 Problem was, people started calling. 745 01:20:19,450 --> 01:20:23,370 So, I don't know, I started feeling like I could actually help them. 746 01:20:24,030 --> 01:20:25,030 Or not. 747 01:20:27,790 --> 01:20:29,710 Look, you have every right to be angry. 748 01:20:30,050 --> 01:20:33,890 Hell, I mean, you have every right to have me arrested, but for the first time 749 01:20:33,890 --> 01:20:36,230 in my life, I actually felt like I was doing something good. 750 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:40,740 Listening to these women, it really opened my eyes. 751 01:20:41,660 --> 01:20:43,920 You know, I hope that I didn't do too much damage. 752 01:20:47,620 --> 01:20:51,080 Well, judging from the appointment book, you were doing something right. 753 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:56,880 So how exactly were you helping my clients? 754 01:20:58,260 --> 01:21:02,540 By providing them with a comfortable place to explore their emotions. 755 01:21:03,740 --> 01:21:04,740 That's what I do. 756 01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:12,940 No. I mean, I'm sorry, but talking to a lot of the women that come here, they 757 01:21:12,940 --> 01:21:14,960 were coming here to control their feelings. 758 01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:17,520 You know, like there's something to be reckoned with. 759 01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:23,460 If we can learn to somehow work with our feelings and not be afraid of them, you 760 01:21:23,460 --> 01:21:25,480 know, then they can't hurt us. 761 01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:30,660 What? What is it? 762 01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:36,500 I think you're right. 763 01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:45,960 I just... I can't believe that for my entire career, I can't believe that 764 01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:46,980 I've been doing this. 765 01:21:47,700 --> 01:21:51,920 That I have just... I've been going about this all wrong. 766 01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:54,000 That's not what I meant. No, it's okay. 767 01:21:55,400 --> 01:22:02,000 You know, someone once said that we write what we need to read, and we... 768 01:22:02,380 --> 01:22:07,120 Teach what we need to learn. Maybe that's why... Maybe that's why I opened 769 01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:10,220 this place up. Because I'm the one who needs help. 770 01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:14,340 I don't think you need help. 771 01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:18,100 I think you need to stop being afraid to feel. 772 01:22:20,060 --> 01:22:22,180 I don't think you want to see that side of me. 773 01:22:22,940 --> 01:22:24,060 I would love to. 774 01:22:25,340 --> 01:22:26,740 That's what makes you human. 775 01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:29,380 That's what makes you beautiful. 776 01:22:38,570 --> 01:22:39,570 What are you doing? 777 01:22:40,150 --> 01:22:41,590 I'm taking your advice. 778 01:22:43,170 --> 01:22:44,190 Should I stop? 779 01:23:11,430 --> 01:23:17,090 Wants to know me and me know it gives me hope 780 01:23:17,090 --> 01:23:21,670 To give you more 781 01:23:21,670 --> 01:23:33,870 The 782 01:23:33,870 --> 01:23:39,310 other parts the place that no 783 01:23:41,390 --> 01:23:48,010 touched. That's the part I need to 784 01:23:48,010 --> 01:23:49,010 feel. 785 01:24:22,470 --> 01:24:28,390 control beyond my wishes and desires 786 01:24:28,390 --> 01:24:35,270 that secret space is waiting there 787 01:24:35,270 --> 01:24:42,050 and I have tried and 788 01:24:42,050 --> 01:24:48,530 I have come to understand that it's yours to give 789 01:25:32,910 --> 01:25:33,910 Why? 790 01:26:32,620 --> 01:26:34,160 I've been waiting for hours, Valerie. 791 01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:36,000 I tried you on your cell. 792 01:26:36,540 --> 01:26:37,540 Where you been? 793 01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:39,760 Driving around. 794 01:26:41,780 --> 01:26:43,860 I've been trying to make sense of all of this. 795 01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:46,960 And I only have one question, Nick. 796 01:26:47,980 --> 01:26:48,980 What? 797 01:26:50,340 --> 01:26:51,340 Why? 798 01:26:53,100 --> 01:26:54,180 Why the two girls? 799 01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:58,280 I don't know, okay? It's something that just happened. 800 01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:05,100 Look, sometimes we do things without thinking about the consequences. 801 01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:06,840 Don't we, Valerie? 802 01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:09,160 What's that supposed to mean? 803 01:27:11,180 --> 01:27:13,280 Drake told me about your office fling. 804 01:27:14,620 --> 01:27:15,940 You cheated on me. 805 01:27:16,260 --> 01:27:17,760 And you cheated on me. 806 01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:19,660 I didn't think you cared about me anymore. 807 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:21,660 Why the hell would you think that? 808 01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:23,560 I love you, you idiot. 809 01:27:24,280 --> 01:27:25,940 How am I supposed to know? 810 01:27:26,900 --> 01:27:29,420 All you've been doing lately is busting my balls. 811 01:27:30,890 --> 01:27:34,770 Look, I know you have a lot of pressure at work, but I have a lot of struggle, 812 01:27:34,850 --> 01:27:35,850 too. 813 01:27:36,690 --> 01:27:38,630 I need to know that you're going to support me. 814 01:27:39,510 --> 01:27:42,670 I will succeed as an actor, and I will make you proud of me. 815 01:27:43,570 --> 01:27:45,630 But I have to know that you're going to be behind me. 816 01:27:47,490 --> 01:27:48,910 I am so sorry. 817 01:27:50,330 --> 01:27:51,770 There's something else you need to know. 818 01:27:52,990 --> 01:27:53,990 What? 819 01:27:54,390 --> 01:27:58,510 I think you're the most beautiful, giving, loving woman I've ever met. 820 01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:02,420 You still think so? 821 01:28:03,020 --> 01:28:04,320 God, more than ever. 822 01:28:06,060 --> 01:28:07,600 And I don't want to lose you. 823 01:28:52,010 --> 01:28:54,590 It's good to have ghosts. 824 01:29:36,280 --> 01:29:39,630 three is I come close to losing it, I know. 825 01:29:41,270 --> 01:29:42,670 Oh yeah. 826 01:29:44,310 --> 01:29:46,510 It hurts the most. 827 01:29:46,930 --> 01:29:49,750 Seeing you, watching you go. 828 01:29:51,310 --> 01:29:53,750 You go, you go. 829 01:29:54,150 --> 01:29:56,670 It's good to have goals. 830 01:29:56,990 --> 01:30:03,450 And baby, you're the one I want. I need a 831 01:30:03,450 --> 01:30:04,450 mama. 832 01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:32,380 baby don't you know i'm gonna rule your world baby don't you know i'm your 833 01:30:32,380 --> 01:30:33,400 number one girl 834 01:30:44,650 --> 01:30:47,450 um um 835 01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:12,900 And in between, I think of all the things we could do 836 01:31:12,900 --> 01:31:19,560 It's good to have ghosts 837 01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:26,540 and be alone You're the one I want, I've made up my 838 01:31:26,540 --> 01:31:27,540 mind 839 01:32:00,340 --> 01:32:01,340 I love you. 840 01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:12,880 Here's to Nick, the new TV star. 841 01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:18,340 Well, it's only a small role, but it's recurring, so that means I'm going to be 842 01:32:18,340 --> 01:32:19,340 working all year. 843 01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:22,200 And here's to you, selling the option to your script. 844 01:32:22,580 --> 01:32:23,580 A thriller, huh? 845 01:32:24,580 --> 01:32:26,220 No, no, it's a character piece. 846 01:32:26,500 --> 01:32:29,820 And my new agent says it shows a remarkable understanding of human 847 01:32:29,820 --> 01:32:30,820 nature. 848 01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:32,360 And there's more. 849 01:32:33,540 --> 01:32:36,660 Carrie's asked me to unpack my bags and stay for a while. 850 01:32:39,920 --> 01:32:40,920 Really? 851 01:32:41,340 --> 01:32:42,340 How long? 852 01:32:43,360 --> 01:32:45,280 Well, we're starting with indefinitely. 853 01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:47,300 You're really moving in? 854 01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:51,580 What can I say? You know, I found what I was looking for. 855 01:32:59,370 --> 01:33:02,550 Cheers. Cheers.