1 00:00:01,700 --> 00:00:04,400 I always feel bad for the silver-medal winner 2 00:00:04,433 --> 00:00:05,700 in the Olympics. 3 00:00:05,733 --> 00:00:08,500 I mean, how do you live with that the rest of your life? 4 00:00:08,533 --> 00:00:10,900 People are gonna keep asking, "How much did you lose by?" 5 00:00:10,933 --> 00:00:12,866 "I don't even know. It was like: now to now. 6 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:15,300 "Like, now to now. Now. It was like, now, now! 7 00:00:15,333 --> 00:00:16,633 "Now, now. 8 00:00:16,666 --> 00:00:17,866 "It was like... 9 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:19,500 "And that was it, I lost. 10 00:00:19,533 --> 00:00:21,166 "I trained, I worked out, I exercised. 11 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,200 "I did everything. I was doing pushups, sit-ups. 12 00:00:23,233 --> 00:00:24,700 "I never did anything but exercise 13 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:25,833 "and work out for 20 years. 14 00:00:25,866 --> 00:00:27,300 "I flew halfway around the world: 15 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:28,533 "Da-da-da. 16 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:30,000 "And that was that. 17 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,633 "And that was that. 18 00:00:31,666 --> 00:00:33,866 "It was a photo finish. 19 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,400 "Silver, gold. 20 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,866 If I had a pimple, I would have won." 21 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:46,700 JERRY: I can't believe you write for this J. Peterman catalog. 22 00:00:46,733 --> 00:00:47,833 Get this one: 23 00:00:47,866 --> 00:00:50,700 "I packed my rod and reel. 24 00:00:50,733 --> 00:00:53,200 "Thirty hours later, lost in the fjord, 25 00:00:53,233 --> 00:00:55,133 "a welcoming smile. 26 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:56,700 "Thank God she spotted the epaulets 27 00:00:56,733 --> 00:00:58,533 on my Norwegian ice-fishing vest." 28 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:01,633 This catalog is all about 29 00:01:01,666 --> 00:01:03,366 how to score in a foreign country. 30 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,200 Yeah. What do you do all day? 31 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,300 Not that much. Uh-huh. 32 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:07,533 I thought that new promotion 33 00:01:07,566 --> 00:01:09,000 was supposed to be a lot more work. 34 00:01:09,033 --> 00:01:10,300 Yeah, when the season starts. 35 00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:11,166 Right now I sit around pretending that I'm busy. 36 00:01:11,166 --> 00:01:12,366 Right now I sit around pretending that I'm busy. 37 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,166 How do you pull that off? 38 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,366 I always look annoyed. 39 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:18,733 Yeah, when you look annoyed all the time, 40 00:01:18,766 --> 00:01:20,333 people think that you're busy. 41 00:01:21,533 --> 00:01:22,566 Think about it. 42 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:23,900 [CLICKS TONGUE] 43 00:01:23,933 --> 00:01:25,033 [SIGHS] 44 00:01:27,233 --> 00:01:28,300 Yeah, you do. Yeah. 45 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:30,066 He looks busy. He looks very busy. 46 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,700 I know what I'm doing. 47 00:01:31,733 --> 00:01:32,900 In fact, Mr. Wilhelm gave me 48 00:01:32,933 --> 00:01:34,533 one of those little stress dolls. 49 00:01:34,566 --> 00:01:35,700 All right. 50 00:01:35,733 --> 00:01:37,333 Back to work. 51 00:01:37,366 --> 00:01:38,666 [SIGHS] 52 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:40,166 [LAUGHING] 53 00:01:41,366 --> 00:01:43,466 So did you come up with a little stupid story 54 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,300 for the Himalayan walking shoe yet? 55 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:47,233 No, I'm completely blocked. 56 00:01:47,266 --> 00:01:49,333 In fact, I'm gonna work on it tonight. 57 00:01:49,366 --> 00:01:52,066 Oh-- Oh, no. 58 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:53,133 Oh, I can't. 59 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:55,366 I got that marathon runner coming in tonight. 60 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,533 [CLICKS TONGUE] 61 00:01:56,566 --> 00:01:57,633 What marathon runner? 62 00:01:57,666 --> 00:01:59,566 You know, this guy, Jean-Paul? 63 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,233 Jean-Paul. I met him when I was working at Pendant, 64 00:02:02,266 --> 00:02:03,733 editing a book on running. 65 00:02:03,766 --> 00:02:05,666 Oh, wait. Jean-Paul, Jean-Paul. 66 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:06,800 Yes. 67 00:02:06,833 --> 00:02:07,900 Isn't he the guy--? 68 00:02:07,933 --> 00:02:09,800 He overslept at the Olympics four years ago, 69 00:02:09,833 --> 00:02:11,166 missed the marathon. 70 00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:11,533 missed the marathon. 71 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:13,633 Yeah, that's him. 72 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:15,800 He's from, uh, Trinidad and Tobago, right? 73 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:18,066 Yeah, yeah. He's Trinidadian and Tobagan. 74 00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:19,833 [GIGGLING] 75 00:02:21,233 --> 00:02:23,233 How do you oversleep at the Olympics? 76 00:02:23,266 --> 00:02:25,066 Oh, I know. I know. 77 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:27,066 I mean, it's like the biggest event of your life. 78 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:29,066 You think you'd have, like, six alarm clocks. 79 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:30,666 Paying off little kids in the village 80 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:31,900 to come banging on your door. 81 00:02:31,933 --> 00:02:33,566 Yeah. Well, he was pretty devastated. 82 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,033 I mean, this is his first race in three years. Hm. 83 00:02:36,066 --> 00:02:38,533 That's a big responsibility on your hands. 84 00:02:38,566 --> 00:02:41,166 What responsibility? I don't have any responsibility. 85 00:02:41,166 --> 00:02:41,200 What responsibility? I don't have any responsibility. 86 00:02:41,233 --> 00:02:43,766 What, you gotta wake him up. 87 00:02:44,433 --> 00:02:47,066 Oh. He'll get up. 88 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,066 Hi, Judy. 89 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:49,066 Hi, Elaine, how are you? 90 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,733 I'm fine. Heh. 91 00:02:50,766 --> 00:02:52,400 I've seen her in your building. Yeah. 92 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:53,700 I didn't know she was married. 93 00:02:53,733 --> 00:02:54,733 [WHISPERS] She's not. 94 00:02:55,933 --> 00:02:58,200 And the guy just took off. 95 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,033 Don't say anything to anybody. 96 00:03:02,066 --> 00:03:03,233 Who am I gonna tell? 97 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,833 I know. It's just something you have to say. 98 00:03:08,866 --> 00:03:11,166 [FLY BUZZING] 99 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:11,366 [FLY BUZZING] 100 00:03:16,933 --> 00:03:19,200 George...we just got the final budget numbers. 101 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,400 We went over budget on some of the items, 102 00:03:21,433 --> 00:03:24,033 but I don't think there's gonna be a problem. 103 00:03:24,066 --> 00:03:25,833 I'll let you get back to work, George. 104 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:29,833 [FLY BUZZING] 105 00:03:35,833 --> 00:03:37,866 JERRY: He overslept and missed the whole race. 106 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:38,866 Isn't that amazing? 107 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:40,300 I'll tell you what happened. 108 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:41,166 I bet he got the a.m.-p.m. mixed up. 109 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:42,566 I bet he got the a.m.-p.m. mixed up. 110 00:03:44,033 --> 00:03:46,466 Hm. My money's on the snooze. 111 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:48,133 I bet he hit the snooze for an extra five, 112 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,833 and it never came back on. 113 00:03:49,866 --> 00:03:51,033 [DOOR OPENS] 114 00:03:51,066 --> 00:03:53,833 Imagine, your whole life riding on an alarm clock. 115 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:56,466 Alarm clocks. I never use them. Don't trust them. 116 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,000 What do you do? 117 00:03:58,033 --> 00:04:00,033 Oh, I have a, uh, mental alarm. 118 00:04:00,066 --> 00:04:03,000 I set my head for quarter to 7 and... 119 00:04:03,033 --> 00:04:04,333 [MAKES POPPING NOISE] 120 00:04:04,366 --> 00:04:05,466 ...I get up. 121 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:06,466 Always works? 122 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:07,500 Oh, it never fails. 123 00:04:07,533 --> 00:04:09,000 See, it's based on your body clock. 124 00:04:09,033 --> 00:04:11,166 See, your body has an internal mechanism. 125 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,966 It knows what time it is. 126 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,800 Mm-hm. What's with the bucket? 127 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:16,900 Lomez, he sold me his hot tub. 128 00:04:16,933 --> 00:04:17,966 [CLICKS] 129 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,066 Hot tub? 130 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:20,333 Yeah, it's in my living room. 131 00:04:20,366 --> 00:04:21,733 I just gotta fill it. 132 00:04:21,766 --> 00:04:24,500 You put a hot tub in your living room? 133 00:04:24,533 --> 00:04:25,733 Oh, it's a beauty. 134 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,000 It's got these high-volume accusage jets, 135 00:04:28,033 --> 00:04:29,700 oscillating and pulsating, 136 00:04:29,733 --> 00:04:31,500 soothing your every aching muscle. 137 00:04:32,733 --> 00:04:34,866 That water's gonna get over 120 degrees. 138 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,500 [CLICKS] 139 00:04:36,533 --> 00:04:37,866 Is that tolerable? 140 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:39,500 Oh, it's tolerable. 141 00:04:41,233 --> 00:04:42,633 Isn't that the same temperature 142 00:04:42,666 --> 00:04:44,100 of the coffee that scalded you? 143 00:04:45,666 --> 00:04:48,266 Oh, I think it's a little cooler than that. 144 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,233 He, uh, doesn't have any running water? 145 00:04:52,266 --> 00:04:54,400 I don't ask those kind of questions anymore. 146 00:04:56,266 --> 00:04:57,966 Jerry. Jerry, this is Jean-Paul. 147 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,633 Ah, hi, Jean-Paul. Nice to meet you. 148 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:00,633 Nice to meet you. 149 00:05:00,666 --> 00:05:02,566 Sorry about the Olympics. 150 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:03,766 Me too. 151 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,700 Listen, listen. I'm gonna go call work, 152 00:05:06,733 --> 00:05:08,500 see if I can get my deadline extended. 153 00:05:08,533 --> 00:05:10,900 I-I can't come up with anything for this thing. 154 00:05:10,933 --> 00:05:11,166 Oh. Catalog-writer's block? 155 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:12,500 Oh. Catalog-writer's block? 156 00:05:12,533 --> 00:05:14,266 Yeah, that's funny. 157 00:05:21,066 --> 00:05:22,266 So, what happened? 158 00:05:24,233 --> 00:05:26,333 The snooze alarm, wasn't it? 159 00:05:26,366 --> 00:05:28,166 No, man, it wasn't the snooze. 160 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,733 Most people think it was the snooze. 161 00:05:29,766 --> 00:05:31,733 But no. No snooze. 162 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:32,733 A.m.-p.m? 163 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,000 Man, it wasn't the a.m.-p.m. 164 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,700 It was the volume. 165 00:05:37,733 --> 00:05:39,333 Oh, the volume. 166 00:05:39,366 --> 00:05:41,166 Yes, the volume. 167 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:41,233 Yes, the volume. 168 00:05:41,266 --> 00:05:44,033 There was a separate knob for the radio alarm. 169 00:05:44,066 --> 00:05:46,133 Oh, separate knob. 170 00:05:46,166 --> 00:05:48,733 Yes, separate knob. 171 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:52,866 Why separate knob? Why separate knob?! 172 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:54,733 Some people like to have the radio alarm 173 00:05:54,766 --> 00:05:56,366 a little louder than the radio. 174 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:59,466 Oh, please, man. Please! 175 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,233 Don't worry. It's not gonna happen again. 176 00:06:01,266 --> 00:06:03,400 Not if I have anything to say about it. 177 00:06:03,433 --> 00:06:04,866 Elaine, what's the alarm clock 178 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:06,200 situation at your house? 179 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:07,200 Jerry-- 180 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:08,533 It's a simple question. 181 00:06:08,566 --> 00:06:11,166 I've got an alarm, okay? 182 00:06:11,166 --> 00:06:11,533 I've got an alarm, okay? 183 00:06:11,566 --> 00:06:12,733 That old one? Didn't I once 184 00:06:12,766 --> 00:06:15,133 miss a flight to Cleveland because of that alarm clock? 185 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,133 Flight to Cleveland? 186 00:06:16,166 --> 00:06:17,133 It works. 187 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:18,133 Elaine. 188 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:19,833 It works. 189 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,533 "Singing duo, Captain and..."? 190 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:29,700 [GROANS] 191 00:06:29,733 --> 00:06:30,700 [SNAPS] 192 00:06:30,733 --> 00:06:32,400 Tenille! 193 00:06:36,266 --> 00:06:37,233 Come on. 194 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:38,333 Ahhh! 195 00:06:38,366 --> 00:06:40,200 [POUNDING PEN ON NEWSPAPER] 196 00:06:41,866 --> 00:06:43,500 George. Uh... 197 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:44,666 I think you may be 198 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:46,233 taking work a little too seriously. 199 00:06:46,266 --> 00:06:48,833 Well, I've got a lot to do! 200 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:51,000 George, I'll tell you what I'd like you to do. 201 00:06:51,033 --> 00:06:52,500 I-I'd like you to drop everything. 202 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:54,900 I have this fun little assignment I think you'll enjoy. 203 00:06:54,933 --> 00:06:57,166 There are some, uh, reps in from the Houston Astros 204 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,733 for talks on that Interleague Play. 205 00:06:58,766 --> 00:07:01,566 And I want you to show them a good time. 206 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,366 [GROANS] 207 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,466 Hey. 208 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,000 Sorry I'm late. 209 00:07:09,033 --> 00:07:10,500 You're 40 minutes late. 210 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:11,166 What happened? 211 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:11,833 What happened? 212 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:13,333 I got held up. 213 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:14,833 Do you mind if I heat this muffin up? 214 00:07:14,866 --> 00:07:16,400 No. 215 00:07:16,433 --> 00:07:18,900 What? What is the problem? 216 00:07:18,933 --> 00:07:21,300 Well, you said you were gonna be here a certain time... 217 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:23,400 and you weren't. 218 00:07:23,433 --> 00:07:26,233 Uh-huh, uh-huh. And this all means, uh, what? 219 00:07:26,266 --> 00:07:28,833 Well, it means that a man has come from very far away 220 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:30,466 to compete in a very difficult race. 221 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:33,166 He's put his faith in you. And frankly, I'm a little concerned. 222 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,300 Oh, are you? 223 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:35,633 Yes, I am. Uh-huh. Hey. 224 00:07:35,666 --> 00:07:38,166 I'm not running in the marathon. He is. 225 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,166 Yeah, I know that. 226 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,366 I got enough to think about 227 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,166 just trying to come up with some load of crap 228 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:42,233 just trying to come up with some load of crap 229 00:07:42,266 --> 00:07:43,800 for that Himalayan walking shoe. 230 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:45,800 I mean, I've given him a place to stay, 231 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,800 I'll set an alarm, but I'm not gonna turn my life 232 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:49,666 completely upside down for this guy. 233 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,166 I'm not talking about upside down. 234 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,900 I'm talking about waking him up. 235 00:07:53,933 --> 00:07:55,033 Hey, Jean-Paul. 236 00:07:56,366 --> 00:07:57,833 Hey, Jean-Paul, how was your soak? 237 00:07:57,866 --> 00:07:58,866 Was it a good soak? 238 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:01,033 Oh, man, very good soak. 239 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:03,066 The soak of the year. 240 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:04,733 What's burning? 241 00:08:04,766 --> 00:08:08,066 Oh! My muffin. 242 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:10,900 Oh, shoot. 243 00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:11,166 What happened? 244 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:11,900 What happened? 245 00:08:11,933 --> 00:08:12,900 Oh, I don't know. 246 00:08:12,933 --> 00:08:14,333 I set this thing for 20 seconds. 247 00:08:14,366 --> 00:08:15,933 Oh, this was set for two minutes, see? 248 00:08:17,433 --> 00:08:18,966 Don't say anything. 249 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,066 Don't say anything! 250 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,366 You mis-set the timer? 251 00:08:24,033 --> 00:08:27,366 Jean-Paul, it's not my microwave, okay? Okay? 252 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,833 All right, listen, let's just go. 253 00:08:28,866 --> 00:08:30,133 Come on, Jean-Paul, let's go. 254 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:31,400 Let's go. Okay. 255 00:08:33,033 --> 00:08:34,800 All right. We'll see you at the race, okay? 256 00:08:34,833 --> 00:08:36,666 Yeah, I hope so. Oh, that's cute. 257 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:39,300 Kramer, I'm telling you, 258 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:41,166 Elaine doesn't know what the hell she's doing. 259 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:41,533 Elaine doesn't know what the hell she's doing. 260 00:08:41,566 --> 00:08:44,066 I gotta take over this whole operation. 261 00:08:45,366 --> 00:08:47,533 Jerry, look how tense you are. 262 00:08:47,566 --> 00:08:49,833 You need to take a soak. 263 00:08:49,866 --> 00:08:51,200 I'm not taking a soak 264 00:08:51,233 --> 00:08:53,600 in that human bacteria frappe you got going there. 265 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:56,400 Oh, no, I'm telling you, it's great. 266 00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:58,000 I opened up all the windows. 267 00:08:58,033 --> 00:08:59,366 The air is cold, 268 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,900 the tub is boiling hot. 269 00:09:00,933 --> 00:09:03,300 It's like Sweden, man. 270 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:05,933 Swee-den. 271 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,566 [INHALES DEEPLY] 272 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,366 Oh... 273 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,200 yeah. 274 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:25,733 Ahh! 275 00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:30,300 Till this bastard over here says: 276 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:31,833 "Let's call the sons of bitches, 277 00:09:31,866 --> 00:09:33,000 go visit them in New York." 278 00:09:33,033 --> 00:09:34,833 [ALL LAUGHING] 279 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:37,200 Well, we're certainly so glad that you could make it. 280 00:09:37,233 --> 00:09:39,500 I like your organization, George. Heh-heh. 281 00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:41,066 We've been talking to a real friendly 282 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:41,166 son of a bitch in the front office. 283 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:43,133 son of a bitch in the front office. 284 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,400 Wilhelm, I think his name is. 285 00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:45,833 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 286 00:09:45,866 --> 00:09:46,833 Mr. Wilhelm, yeah. 287 00:09:46,866 --> 00:09:48,333 He told us that George Costanza's 288 00:09:48,366 --> 00:09:49,566 gonna be taking us bastards 289 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:50,566 out on the town. 290 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,566 [ALL LAUGHING] 291 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:52,966 I said, "That son of a bitch 292 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,833 doesn't know what he's got in store for him." 293 00:09:54,866 --> 00:09:55,833 [ALL LAUGHING] 294 00:09:55,866 --> 00:09:56,866 Finish your drink? 295 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,200 Oh, yeah, al-almost. Almost. 296 00:09:58,233 --> 00:09:59,700 Well, let's get that bastard 297 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,500 to bring us another round. Come on, now. 298 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,133 You a big drinker, George? 299 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:06,966 Well, maybe not as much as this bastard. 300 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,166 [ALL LAUGHING] 301 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,833 I can hold my own. 302 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,866 [KRAMER SHIVERING] 303 00:10:19,666 --> 00:10:21,666 [SHIVERING LOUDLY] 304 00:10:23,366 --> 00:10:24,900 [GROANING] 305 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:30,933 [SCREAMS] 306 00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:38,733 Jean-Paul, I asked you down here this morning 307 00:10:38,766 --> 00:10:40,300 because I am concerned. 308 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:43,333 Concerned that tomorrow is perhaps the biggest race 309 00:10:43,366 --> 00:10:44,733 of your entire career. 310 00:10:44,766 --> 00:10:47,833 And the person with whom you have chosen to stay... 311 00:10:47,866 --> 00:10:48,866 is, uh... 312 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,033 What are you saying? 313 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,000 I'm saying, get the hell out of there! 314 00:10:53,033 --> 00:10:55,733 Let me put you in a hotel. You'll be comfortable. 315 00:10:55,766 --> 00:10:57,400 You'll be near the starting line. 316 00:10:57,433 --> 00:10:59,133 And most importantly, 317 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:01,900 you'll have a wake-up call, Jean-Paul. 318 00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:03,066 A wake-up call. 319 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:03,216 Wake-up call. 320 00:11:03,216 --> 00:11:04,900 Wake-up call. 321 00:11:04,933 --> 00:11:06,233 These people never fail. 322 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:09,166 They sit in a room with a big clock all night long, 323 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,900 just waiting to make that call. 324 00:11:11,933 --> 00:11:14,400 No, I will stay with Elaine. 325 00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:15,566 it would be rude. 326 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,700 Hey, you bastards. 327 00:11:19,733 --> 00:11:20,900 Hey, so how was the meeting? 328 00:11:20,933 --> 00:11:22,900 You know, I really like those sons of bitches. 329 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:24,966 Sons of bitches? Yeah. 330 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,333 That's how they talk, you know. 331 00:11:26,366 --> 00:11:28,333 Everyone's a either bastard or a son of a bitch. 332 00:11:28,366 --> 00:11:29,700 Yeah, it's like, uh, 333 00:11:29,733 --> 00:11:31,866 "Boy, that son of a bitch Boggs can really hit, huh?" 334 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,200 Really? GEORGE: Yeah. 335 00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:35,000 That's how they talk in the Major League. 336 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:36,633 Oh. 337 00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:38,500 Oh, boy. 338 00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:39,700 Hey-hey. 339 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,033 How many sweaters you got on? 340 00:11:42,066 --> 00:11:44,166 Oh. Four. 341 00:11:45,233 --> 00:11:46,500 Yeah, could I have a cup of tea? 342 00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:48,633 Boiling hot. 343 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:49,666 What's going on? 344 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:50,666 [SIGHS] 345 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:51,866 I fell asleep in the hot tub, 346 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:54,033 and the heat pump broke. 347 00:11:54,066 --> 00:11:56,066 Water went down to 58 degrees. 348 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:59,966 I can't get my core temperature back up. 349 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,666 Your core temperature? 350 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:03,216 Here, feel my hand. Yeah, feel. 351 00:12:03,216 --> 00:12:04,000 Here, feel my hand. Yeah, feel. 352 00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:06,933 This son of a bitch is ice cold. 353 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,366 [PHONE RINGING] 354 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,366 GEORGE: Hello. 355 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,400 Is that you, George?! [LAUGHING] 356 00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:14,166 Yeah, it's me. Is this Clayton? 357 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,866 Well, listen, you son of a bitch, 358 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,966 you know where we are? 359 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,333 Thirty thousand feet above your head, you bastard. Woo! 360 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,800 What are they doing letting you bastards on an airplane? 361 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:25,833 Don't they know that's against FAA regulation? 362 00:12:25,866 --> 00:12:27,533 Hush up now. I can't hear him. 363 00:12:27,566 --> 00:12:29,833 Listen, I want you guys to send along those agreements 364 00:12:29,866 --> 00:12:31,133 the minute you land. 365 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:33,000 Our boys can't wait to kick your butts. 366 00:12:33,033 --> 00:12:33,216 When's that bastard coming to Houston? 367 00:12:33,216 --> 00:12:34,700 When's that bastard coming to Houston? 368 00:12:34,733 --> 00:12:35,866 Hey, Zeke wants to know 369 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:37,966 when you Yankee bastards are coming to Houston? 370 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,866 You tell that son of a bitch, 371 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,966 no Yankee is ever coming to Houston. 372 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,466 Not as long as you bastards are running things. 373 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,966 Now, now, speak up, George. I can't hear you. 374 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,366 [SHOUTING] You tell that son of a bitch 375 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,166 no Yankee is ever coming to Houston! 376 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,200 Not as long as you bastards are running things. 377 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:55,666 George! 378 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:56,733 Get ahold of yourself. 379 00:12:56,766 --> 00:12:58,533 Mr. Wilhelm. What's the matter with you? 380 00:12:58,566 --> 00:13:00,366 Well, I-- 381 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:03,216 ELAINE: It was a cold winter's night in Timbuktu. 382 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:06,900 ELAINE: It was a cold winter's night in Timbuktu. 383 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:08,966 Oh! 384 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,633 This stinks. 385 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,366 [GROANS] 386 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,366 Come on. Come on. 387 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,566 [GROANS] 388 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:18,600 God! 389 00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:23,466 Hello. Hello. 390 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,900 I'm a friend of Elaine's. 391 00:13:24,933 --> 00:13:26,066 Oh, hi. 392 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:28,400 Oh. Look at that 393 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,833 cute little bastard. 394 00:13:30,866 --> 00:13:31,833 You are mommy's 395 00:13:31,866 --> 00:13:33,216 little bastard, aren't you? 396 00:13:33,216 --> 00:13:33,633 little bastard, aren't you? 397 00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:34,933 [LAUGHS] 398 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,566 What the hell are you doing harassing my tenants? 399 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,033 Oh, come on, you son of a bitch. 400 00:13:41,066 --> 00:13:42,533 I'm just trying to be friendly. 401 00:13:42,566 --> 00:13:44,500 All right, that's it. Let's go. 402 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,100 What? Man, I got a race tomorrow. 403 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:51,966 Whoa. It's like a furnace in here. 404 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,500 What the hell is going on? 405 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,733 Yeah, I turned up the heat. 406 00:13:54,766 --> 00:13:56,633 Turn up the heat in your own apartment. 407 00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,400 I'm freezing. 408 00:13:58,433 --> 00:14:00,233 I just need to get my hot tub running. 409 00:14:00,266 --> 00:14:02,800 I'm waiting for my new heat pump. 410 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:03,216 Well, what's in this giant box out in the hall? 411 00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:05,033 Well, what's in this giant box out in the hall? 412 00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:07,033 Huh? Oh, that must be it. 413 00:14:07,066 --> 00:14:08,233 Yeah? It's huge. 414 00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,033 Yeah, yeah. I got the biggest one they had. 415 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:14,500 Yeah, it's industrial strength. Sixteen thousand Btu's. 416 00:14:15,366 --> 00:14:17,500 [RINGS] 417 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,200 Hello. 418 00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:23,133 Yeah. I can be there in 10 minutes. 419 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,700 You can count on me. 420 00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:26,733 What? 421 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:27,733 I got the call. 422 00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:28,733 Jean-Paul? 423 00:14:28,766 --> 00:14:30,066 Jean-Paul. 424 00:14:34,266 --> 00:14:36,400 JERRY: Very lucky to find this hotel, Jean-Paul. 425 00:14:36,433 --> 00:14:38,333 Man, I just want to get some sleep. 426 00:14:38,366 --> 00:14:41,066 All right. Let's check out the clock. 427 00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:43,500 Notch good. 428 00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:46,200 6:50. 429 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,333 Volume check. 430 00:14:48,366 --> 00:14:50,400 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 431 00:14:53,866 --> 00:14:55,733 What kind of music you wanna wake up to? 432 00:14:55,766 --> 00:14:57,066 Top 40? Classical? 433 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,133 Man, whatever. 434 00:14:58,166 --> 00:14:59,500 How about adult contemporary? 435 00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:02,233 Fine, adult contemporary. Just pick one! 436 00:15:02,266 --> 00:15:03,216 All right. 437 00:15:03,216 --> 00:15:03,700 All right. 438 00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:06,633 We're going with adult contempo. 439 00:15:06,666 --> 00:15:07,833 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYS] 440 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,033 [TURNS OFF] 441 00:15:09,066 --> 00:15:11,600 And now the fail-safe. 442 00:15:12,866 --> 00:15:14,233 The wake-up guy. 443 00:15:14,266 --> 00:15:16,666 Yes, yes, the wake-up guy. 444 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:17,666 MAN: Front desk. 445 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,066 Yes, this is room 419. 446 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,233 I would like a wake-up call for 6:50 a.m. tomorrow morning. 447 00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:23,700 Yes, sir. 448 00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:27,300 That's room 419, 6:50 a.m. 449 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,966 Four, one, niner. 450 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,233 Yes, I got it, sir. 451 00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:33,216 You only had to say it once. 452 00:15:33,216 --> 00:15:33,533 You only had to say it once. 453 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,966 I know, but it's a very important wake-up call, 454 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,466 and I don't wanna take any chances. 455 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,166 Every wake-up call I make is important. 456 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,233 You're no more important than any of our guests. 457 00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:43,200 Well, I just don't wanna get into a whole thing 458 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,200 with you here, but-- 459 00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:45,500 Are you through? 460 00:15:45,533 --> 00:15:46,733 Yeah, I am. But, I just-- 461 00:15:46,766 --> 00:15:48,833 [DIAL TONE] 462 00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:53,833 Hm. 463 00:15:53,866 --> 00:15:55,033 What is it? 464 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,833 I think I offended the wake-up guy. 465 00:15:59,366 --> 00:16:00,633 No, no. 466 00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:02,966 No, no, I did. I think he's got it in for me. 467 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:03,216 Man, he doesn't have it in for you. 468 00:16:03,216 --> 00:16:04,566 Man, he doesn't have it in for you. 469 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,300 What if he doesn't call now out of spite? 470 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,333 It is his job. 471 00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:13,900 I'm not comfortable. 472 00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:16,400 For God's sake. 473 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,500 Jean-Paul? 474 00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:26,266 Hey, Jean-Paul? 475 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,933 Jean-Paul? 476 00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:33,216 Jean-Paul? 477 00:16:33,216 --> 00:16:33,833 Jean-Paul? 478 00:16:33,866 --> 00:16:35,900 Oh, man. 479 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,833 Oh, machine. 480 00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,566 JERRY: I'm not here. Leave a message. 481 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,666 Jerry. Jerry, Jean-Paul's missing. 482 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,733 He's alone in the city. Call me back. 483 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,533 Judy, hi. Listen-- 484 00:16:54,566 --> 00:16:56,866 You know, you have got some nerve, Elaine. 485 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,666 I told you about that baby in confidence. 486 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,533 Oh, I didn't tell anyone. 487 00:17:01,566 --> 00:17:02,900 [SCOFFS] 488 00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:03,216 Well, your friend certainly seemed to know all about it. 489 00:17:03,216 --> 00:17:05,533 Well, your friend certainly seemed to know all about it. 490 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,400 Jerry. 491 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,566 I feel much better here at my home base, Jean-Paul. 492 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,033 It's a controlled environment. 493 00:17:17,066 --> 00:17:19,666 It's a marathon, you know, 26 miles. 494 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,066 I need to get some sleep. 495 00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,400 Hey, believe me, 496 00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:24,466 if I had been with you there in Barcelona... 497 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,566 you'd be polishing that medal right now. 498 00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,833 I left a comfortable hotel bedroom for this. 499 00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:32,533 That wake-up guy was trouble. 500 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,700 All right. I'll be right back. 501 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,600 [MOTOR CHURNING] 502 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,033 Man, that thing is noisy. 503 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,033 Yeah, yeah. We're cranking along pretty good! 504 00:17:49,066 --> 00:17:51,233 We're almost up to 80 degrees! 505 00:17:51,266 --> 00:17:52,500 Yeah. Listen. Do me a favor. 506 00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:54,900 Set your mental alarm for 6:30 and give me a call. 507 00:17:54,933 --> 00:17:56,400 Yeah. Okay. Wait-- 508 00:17:57,666 --> 00:17:58,866 [MAKES POPPING NOISE] 509 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,066 Done. 510 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,216 [JERRY'S VOICE] He's put his faith in you. He's put his faith in you. 511 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:06,000 [JERRY'S VOICE] He's put his faith in you. He's put his faith in you. 512 00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:08,333 [JEAN-PAUL'S VOICE] I trust Elaine. She is my friend. 513 00:18:08,366 --> 00:18:10,500 I trust Elaine. She is my friend. 514 00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,833 [JERRY'S VOICE] Frankly, I'm a little concerned. 515 00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:16,200 [ELAINE'S VOICE] Ugh. I'm exhausted. 516 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:19,966 I've been on this street 1000 times. 517 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,466 It's never looked so strange. 518 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,966 The faces...so cold. 519 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,200 [BABY CRYING IN DISTANCE] 520 00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:28,966 In the distance, a child is crying. 521 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,466 Fatherless. 522 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,216 A bastard child, perhaps. 523 00:18:33,216 --> 00:18:33,366 A bastard child, perhaps. 524 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,633 My back aches. 525 00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:38,333 My heart aches. But my feet... 526 00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:42,833 My feet are resilient. 527 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:48,466 Thank god I took off my heels and put on my... 528 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,866 Himalayan walking shoes! 529 00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:53,900 [MOUTHS] Yes! 530 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:58,266 [JEAN-PAUL SNORING] 531 00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:06,700 [MOTOR CHURNING] 532 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,900 [ELECTRICITY HISSING] 533 00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,166 [GASPS] 534 00:19:28,766 --> 00:19:30,566 4:02? 535 00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:33,216 [GASPS] 536 00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:33,500 [GASPS] 537 00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:36,033 [FRANTICALLY] 8:47! Jean-Paul, wake up! Wake up! 538 00:19:36,066 --> 00:19:38,666 Jean-Paul. The electricity went out. 539 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,066 Wake up, wake up. We've gotta go! 540 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,066 It's 8:47! 541 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,566 8:47? 542 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,700 Come on. Just put your clothes on. 543 00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:46,033 You'll get dressed in the car. 544 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,200 Idiot, I trusted you! 545 00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:50,900 Kramer, what happened in the building? 546 00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:52,066 The electricity went out. 547 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,500 Yeah, the heat pump blew all the fuses. 548 00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:56,733 What happened to your mental alarm? 549 00:19:56,766 --> 00:19:59,066 Well, I guess I hit the snooze. 550 00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:10,500 [CROWD CHEERING] 551 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,700 Make way. I've got-- I've got a runner here. 552 00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:22,300 Get out of the way. 553 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:23,300 Make way, make way. 554 00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,200 Make way. He's a contender. 555 00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:26,333 Hey. Hold it. 556 00:20:26,366 --> 00:20:28,300 I'm late, man. I'm in the race. 557 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,333 Go ahead. 558 00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:31,066 Thank you, Jerry. A wonderful driver. 559 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,200 Fantastic route, man. 560 00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:33,216 All right, go. It's a race! Come on! 561 00:20:33,216 --> 00:20:34,433 All right, go. It's a race! Come on! 562 00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:38,166 You wanted to see me, Mr. Steinbrenner? 563 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,066 Yes, George. Come in, come in. 564 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:42,666 George, word has it you've been cracking under the pressure. 565 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,833 Can't cope, can't stand the heat. Spit the bit. 566 00:20:44,866 --> 00:20:46,666 Oh, Mr. Steinbrenner, I can explain-- 567 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,300 We all get a little cuckoo sometimes. 568 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,633 I used to be like you. 569 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:52,333 Berating personnel, calling managers during a game. 570 00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:54,133 Threatening to move the team to New Jersey 571 00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:55,133 just to upset people. 572 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,500 And then I found a way to relax. 573 00:20:56,533 --> 00:20:58,500 I've got two words to say to you, George: 574 00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:00,166 hot tub. 575 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,216 I'm telling you, I never told anyone about that baby. 576 00:21:03,216 --> 00:21:04,466 I'm telling you, I never told anyone about that baby. 577 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,166 I never even went near your building. 578 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,833 Then how did she find out, Jerry? 579 00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,500 Maybe you should check with the rabbi. 580 00:21:09,533 --> 00:21:11,366 You want some hot tea? 581 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,133 Oh, no, thank you. 582 00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:15,133 Oh. There's some runners. Here they come. 583 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:18,233 [CROWD CHEERING] 584 00:21:18,266 --> 00:21:20,333 There's Jean-Paul. He's out front. 585 00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:23,133 He's leading! 586 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,466 Go, Jean-Paul! 587 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,466 Yeah! Come on! 588 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,966 Woo! 589 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,366 [KRAMER AND ELAINE WHOOPING] 590 00:21:30,266 --> 00:21:31,666 One mile to go, Jean-Paul. 591 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:33,216 Go Jean-Paul! 592 00:21:33,216 --> 00:21:33,566 Go Jean-Paul! 593 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,633 [HEART PUMPING] 594 00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:36,700 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 595 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,033 [CHEERING] 596 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,733 [JEAN-PAUL SCREAMING] 597 00:22:01,134 --> 00:22:02,701 How are you enjoying it, George? 598 00:22:02,734 --> 00:22:04,534 Melts that tension away, doesn't it? 599 00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:06,201 You gotta get that jet on the good spot. 600 00:22:06,234 --> 00:22:07,867 Oh, oh, ooh, ooh. 601 00:22:07,901 --> 00:22:10,334 Yes, that feels good. Yes, that's real good. 602 00:22:10,367 --> 00:22:12,334 Oh, yeah, that's where I keep all my tension. 603 00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:13,701 Right under that chicken bone. 604 00:22:13,734 --> 00:22:15,801 Sometimes I'll get my wife to just stick her thumb 605 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,301 right in there like a screwdriver. 606 00:22:17,334 --> 00:22:19,201 You know, the Phillips head, not the flat one. 607 00:22:19,234 --> 00:22:20,867 Oh, God. Those flat ones frustrate me. 608 00:22:20,901 --> 00:22:22,267 You got it in, but it slips out. 609 00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:24,334 You put it in again, it slips out again. 610 00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:25,634 You a single man, George? 611 00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:27,001 Well, I-- I just recently-- 612 00:22:27,034 --> 00:22:29,267 If you wanna get something wild going on in your life, 613 00:22:29,301 --> 00:22:30,152 you get a girl and bring her in one of these things. 614 00:22:30,152 --> 00:22:31,334 you get a girl and bring her in one of these things. 615 00:22:31,367 --> 00:22:32,967 It's like four shots of Wild Turkey. 616 00:22:33,001 --> 00:22:34,667 She'll think you're Hopalong Cassidy. 617 00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:37,334 Terrible about that Mickey Mantle, wasn't it? 618 00:22:37,367 --> 00:22:38,667 You know, we used to talk. 619 00:22:38,701 --> 00:22:40,701 I don't think he liked me very much, you know.