1 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:06,438 - Oh, hi, dear. - Hey. 2 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,173 - Ya hungry? 3 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,641 - Nah, I'm good. Debra made lunch. 4 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:13,712 I'm hungry. Come on. 5 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:17,783 - Oh, a wonderful sense of humor. 6 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:21,587 Robbie, I'm gonna do a load of your socks and underpants. 7 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:25,791 Are you wearing today's underpants or yesterday's? 8 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:27,459 - They're fine, ma. 9 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,660 - No, no. Let me see. - No, no, no. 10 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:30,529 No, no, no, no! - No, no, no! 11 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,165 - No. Come on! 12 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,666 - Robert! 13 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:36,635 You know the most important pants a person has? 14 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,437 Underpants. - I know, ma. 15 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,572 - You remember when you ran out of underpants that time? 16 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:43,375 - It was the fifth grade, ma. 17 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,810 - And you had to wear 18 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:46,712 A pair of raymond's underpants to school? 19 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:50,449 - Ew! You never told me that. 20 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:51,717 - I'm checking your dresser. 21 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,320 - Hey, ray, you hear my imitation 22 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:56,822 Of robert's tushy cushion? 23 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,726 "how about a salad, fatso?" 24 00:01:03,496 --> 00:01:04,630 A salad. 25 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:08,834 Oh, man. 26 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:15,407 - Talking tushy cushion. That's clever. 27 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,675 - Yeah, you should hear his new bit 28 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:19,478 About the toilet seat talking to me. 29 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,114 - How do you do it? How do you live with them? 30 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:24,550 If I were you, I'd be wiping off my fingerprints 31 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:26,385 And rehearsing my 911 call. 32 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,392 - Well, you get used to 'em, you know? 33 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:36,328 It's like an impacted wisdom tooth. 34 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:39,198 Without the wisdom. 35 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,833 - My tv guide is missing. 36 00:01:40,835 --> 00:01:42,501 I left it on armrest of the sofa, 37 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:44,470 And now it's not on armrest of the sofa. 38 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:47,139 Where is my tv guide? 39 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:48,640 - Ma had it last. 40 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,509 - Marie, tv guide! 41 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:57,816 - Yeah. 42 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,718 Got to have a little fun, right? 43 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:07,259 - Did you do that yourself? 44 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,331 - They're coming! 45 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,638 - So this is good, huh? 46 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,940 You and me watching the ball game. 47 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:58,343 - Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is nice. 48 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,878 You know, there's another game next week. 49 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:03,682 - Shut up. It's back on. 50 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,685 - Hey. Listen, is robert around? 51 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,321 - Marie took him to his doctor's appointment. 52 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:12,324 - Oh, good, 'cause I want to talk to you guys. 53 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:14,793 - Ah, good lord almighty. What? 54 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:15,794 - Now, listen. Listen up. 55 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,329 I've been thinking about 56 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:18,764 What to get robert for his birthday. 57 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:21,667 - All right. All I have is a ten. 58 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:25,537 Can this be for christmas too? 59 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:29,274 - Hey, can I go halvsies with ya? 60 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:30,909 - Okay, you know, that's exactly why 61 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:32,578 We need to do something nice for robert. 62 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,313 Because not only did he get gored by a bull, 63 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:35,981 But he's had to put up with that kind of stuff 64 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:38,650 For three months. 65 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:43,488 - What does she want, another ten? 66 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,691 - Hey, how did robert's appointment go? 67 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:46,925 - Not good. 68 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,694 - What do you mean? What happened? 69 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:50,762 - Well, I asked the doctor about the clicking in my jaw 70 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,631 When I chew sometimes... 71 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:56,301 And he said there isn't much I could really do about it. 72 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:58,804 - I have a suggestion. 73 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:02,007 - What about robert? 74 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:04,643 - Oh, no, he's good. His therapy's going very well. 75 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:05,944 In fact, he can move 76 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:08,247 Back into his apartment in three weeks. 77 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:10,616 - Oh, my god, another three weeks? 78 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,822 - Hey, robert. - Hey, robert! 79 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,291 - Well, I suppose you heard my wonderful news. 80 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:22,594 - Yeah, three more weeks. - Three more weeks. 81 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,931 - Oh, listen-- three more weeks. 82 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,799 - Well, if you say it like that. 83 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,501 Here, let me try... 84 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:31,436 bubonic plague. 85 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:42,514 - Hey, what do you got? Is that a new cushion? 86 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:45,550 Whoo. Boy, I wish I had one of those. 87 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:47,886 Man, that is...Sweet. 88 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,858 - Robbie, three more weeks is not so bad. 89 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:55,460 Your father and I will help you with your stretching. 90 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,362 - I just want to say, if you do the one 91 00:04:57,364 --> 00:04:59,064 Where you throw your legs over your head, 92 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,900 All baggage must be completely stowed. 93 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:09,041 - All right, go ahead and laugh. That's what everyone else does. 94 00:05:09,043 --> 00:05:11,543 - Robert, listen, we were just talking about your birthday. 95 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,779 - Oh, yeah, yeah, my birthday. 96 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:15,414 Happy birthday to the middle-aged man 97 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:19,318 Who's back living with his parents. 98 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,919 and many more 99 00:05:31,964 --> 00:05:33,498 - Oh, you drank all the coffee. 100 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,873 - Raymond. - Hello, son. 101 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:42,908 - Hey. 102 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:44,343 We were just having some coffee. 103 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:45,610 Would you like me to make you some? 104 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:46,611 - No, no, thanks. 105 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:49,014 - Uh, how are you? 106 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,750 - What's going on? - What do you mean? 107 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,118 - Why'd you tell me to come over? 108 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,754 - What? We like you. 109 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:59,124 Can't we just want to see you? I mean, is that such a crazy-- 110 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,592 Robert's killing us. 111 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,461 - I can't take it anymore. 112 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:03,795 - What are you talking about? 113 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,697 - Your brother. He's a jerk. 114 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:06,965 - No, he's not a jerk, frank. 115 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,400 - He's acts like it's so horrible 116 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:09,735 Having to stay here with us. 117 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,903 It's not pony ride for us, either. 118 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,605 - He won't even do his exercises. 119 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,741 He just sits around the house insulting us. 120 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:19,945 This morning, he told me that my pancakes were...Dry. 121 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:23,148 - And yesterday, he told me I smelled like a billy goat. 122 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:27,519 - Which wasn't true yesterday. 123 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:28,854 Raymond, please talk to him. 124 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:31,022 - What? No, no. No way. 125 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,391 - Come on. He's your brother. 126 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:33,892 - He's your son! 127 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,794 - You're gonna throw that in my face? 128 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,729 - Raymond, we don't know what else to do. 129 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:41,433 - Well, look, he's probably just going stir crazy here, huh? 130 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:45,604 I have an idea. Why don't you guys move? 131 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:49,641 - Why would you say that? 132 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,643 - Hmm... 133 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:53,145 I'll talk to him. 134 00:06:53,147 --> 00:06:55,414 - I don't understand why you would want us to-- 135 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:57,449 - I'm talking to him! 136 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:01,887 Hey. What, are you stretching? 137 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:05,757 - No, I dropped a fruit loop under the couch. 138 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:20,572 - Ah... 139 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:24,476 So, mom and dad starting to get to you? 140 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:27,012 - Starting to get to me? 141 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:28,847 They've burrowed into my head, 142 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:31,583 And they sit on my brain, poking the backs of my eyes. 143 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:39,758 - Yeah, they'll do that. 144 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:44,963 But maybe you should cut 'em some slack. 145 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,665 - What? 146 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:50,202 - Yeah, 'cause they mean well, you know? 147 00:07:50,204 --> 00:07:53,004 Well, mom means well. Dad's just mean. 148 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,945 - What, they send you in here to talk to me? 149 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:02,214 - No, no, not at all. 150 00:08:02,216 --> 00:08:04,015 - Come on, ray. 151 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:07,152 Everybody knows you're ma's little lap dog. 152 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,854 - What are you talking about? 153 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:11,056 - Well, you know, she gives you treats, 154 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:15,260 And you scamper around doing tricks like a trained poodle. 155 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:19,898 I think I'll start calling you princess. 156 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,133 - I'm not a poodle, robert. 157 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:25,136 - Princess want a fruit woop? 158 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:26,571 - What, are you just gonna be, 159 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:28,974 Like, a pain in the ass to everybody? 160 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:31,943 - Ah, yeah, yeah, there you go. Pain the ass. I get it. 161 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:34,779 - That's not what I meant, huh? Come on! 162 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:36,181 - Don't act so innocent, okay? 163 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:39,784 You were the first one to find humor in my... 164 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:43,088 Discomforture. 165 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:46,558 Yeah, yeah, thanks for the laughs, funny man. 166 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,126 - What, so now you're gonna be mad at me now 167 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,829 Just 'cause you got to spend three more weeks here? 168 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:57,102 - Oh, how could I be mad at you...Princess? 169 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,203 - God, you are a jerk. 170 00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:15,854 - How'd it go in there? 171 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:19,925 - Yeah, I stuck my fingers in his fruit loops. 172 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,927 - What the hell is that? Get back in there. 173 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,129 - No, no, no. Look, he's out of his mind. 174 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:25,664 - No, don't leave, raymond, please. 175 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,133 Here, have a brownie. 176 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,702 - One. 177 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:35,941 - Ah, a tweat for mommy's schnookums. 178 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,943 - Ma, tell him I'm not your lap dog. 179 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:40,946 - He's not my lap dog, robert. 180 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:43,949 - I just wan to thank everybody for being such a loving family. 181 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,317 I'm in there with a bull hole in me, 182 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:46,985 And you're all in here calling me jerk. 183 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,087 That's nice. 184 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,222 - Hey, if you're having such a bad time living here, 185 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,824 Then don't. 186 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:56,161 - Well, you don't have to finish your rehab here, man. 187 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,162 Just move out. 188 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,830 - That's right. 189 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,700 You're pretty much back on your big clown feet. 190 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:05,770 - My feet are proportionate to my height, 191 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:06,771 And maybe I will move out. 192 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,206 Would you like that, ma? 193 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,176 - Whatever makes you happy, dear. 194 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,011 - Okay, fine, I'm going right now. 195 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:16,181 - I'll be back for my personal effects tomorrow. 196 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:17,182 - Take your time. 197 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,283 - I'm out of here! 198 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,990 You got to move your car. It's blocking me. 199 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:27,892 - My pleasure! Marie, move the car. 200 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:29,394 - I don't have your keys. 201 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,262 - I don't have them. You're always hiding them. 202 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,831 - Nobody hides your keys, frank. 203 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,833 If you'd just put 'em on the hook where they belong. 204 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,167 - Don't tell me to put 'em on the hook. 205 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,335 I hate putting them on the hook. 206 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,803 - Are they in your pants upstairs? 207 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,805 - I don't leave my keys in my pants. 208 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:44,876 How about the time you left 'em in the front door, senile? 209 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,678 - How about the time you had 'em in your hands? 210 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:49,648 "where are my keys? Where are my keys?" 211 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:52,083 - All right. All right, wait. I forgot. 212 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:57,355 I had 'em. 213 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:02,060 And here's your tv guide, and here's your big spoon. 214 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,832 - I hope you're gonna boil that spoon. 215 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,278 - Happy birthday, robert. 216 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,348 We just wanted to stop-- - we? 217 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,117 - Come back here! 218 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,286 They're just kidding, you know. 219 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,955 Get over here. 220 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,091 - Hi. 221 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,159 - Hey. What's up? 222 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:38,129 - Happy...Hello. 223 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,331 - Let's go inside. 224 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,467 Ooh. 225 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:45,837 - Aah! Oh, god! What the hell's that smell? 226 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,873 - I left a carton of milk out the day I got gored by the bull. 227 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:54,746 Apparently, if you leave milk out for 12 weeks, 228 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,314 It goes bad and then explodes. 229 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:05,190 However, this is lavender bouquet. 230 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:08,193 - Can we use it to light the apartment on fire? 231 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,061 - Robert, do you have any more candles? 232 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:14,165 - Or an old sneaker I can bury my face in? 233 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:17,102 - Make yourselves at home. 234 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:21,072 Or not. 235 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,842 - I say not. 236 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,443 - I have my perfume. 237 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:29,380 - Uh, yeah, that's good, ma. 238 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,016 Now it smells like a cow died in a whorehouse. 239 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:39,157 - Okay, why don't we open a window, huh? 240 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,761 - Yeah. And jump out. 241 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:47,265 - Oh, is that the cake you made? 242 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,034 - You know, you could've made one, marie. 243 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,402 - The way robert's behaving? 244 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,304 No, he doesn't deserve one of my cakes. 245 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,406 This is perfect. 246 00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:59,244 - Okay. You know what? 247 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,045 I think we all need to be 248 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,914 A little more understanding of robert. 249 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,150 That's what families are supposed to do. 250 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:09,020 Is that some of your "I'm okay, you're okay" hippy crap? 251 00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,991 - No. It's just right. 252 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,026 - Peace, man. 253 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:20,165 - Oh, you're still here. 254 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,901 - We're not gonna leave, robert. It's your birthday! 255 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,470 And by the way, this is for you. 256 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,306 It's from all of us. Huh? 257 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,341 It's a gym membership. 258 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,543 - Okay, that's it. Let's go. 259 00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,077 - Ray... 260 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,412 Wait a minute. 261 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,014 - Ah, pictures of beautiful people 262 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,349 Running and rowing and lifting weights. 263 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,084 - Nice, huh? 264 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,187 - Yeah, yeah, everybody can build up their arm muscles 265 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:46,191 Pointing and laughing at sergeant chubsy-ubsy. 266 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,927 - Robert, we just thought that it might help you. 267 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,995 - I'll tell you what, deb-- why don't you take it, huh? 268 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,032 You can go and exercise and lose, like, half a pound 269 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,334 And then officially be perfect. 270 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,103 perfect debra, sitting in a tree 271 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:03,141 P-e-r-f-e-c-t 272 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,344 - Hey, that rhymes. 273 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,947 - Look, robert, we were just-- 274 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:11,149 - All right, listen, listen, thanks for the present. 275 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,417 Thanks for coming over. 276 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,219 Thanks for everything, everybody, okay? 277 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,254 You may just want to go now, because the birthday boy 278 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,622 Is gonna blow out the candle. 279 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,397 - Just for the record, 280 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:30,168 I said we should get him a strip-o-gram. 281 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,237 - I'm gonna talk to him. 282 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:35,206 - Oh, deb, just stop it with the understanding bit. 283 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,909 - It's not a bit, ray. 284 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,911 - You know, if debra really understood people, 285 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,346 She wouldn't serve that cake. 286 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,921 - Hey! 287 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,322 - Okay, robert, listen. 288 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,991 Stop feeling so sorry for yourself. 289 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,893 - I'm not feeling sorry for myself. 290 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,327 - Yes, you are. 291 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,396 Spouting off at the family and insulting everybody. 292 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,298 You just love playing the victim, don't you? 293 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,933 - Okay, thank you, debra. 294 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,469 You can go back to being princess fabulosa now. 295 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,971 - Hey, you better be nice to me, pal, 296 00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,473 Because I'm the last person in the family 297 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,974 That doesn't want to climb up there 298 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,076 And strangle you! 299 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,445 - Oh, a height joke. Thank you, your majesty. 300 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,014 Yeah, it's very refreshing 301 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:19,050 After all the bull-in-the-ass jokes. 302 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:22,553 - You know what I think? I think you love that bull. 303 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,355 I think you were so happy he found you, 304 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,491 Because he's a two-ton excuse for your life! 305 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,459 That's right, you were a victim before that bull. 306 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,028 You've been a victim your whole life, 307 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,529 Because there's nothing easier 308 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,065 Than playing the victim, is there, robert? 309 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,367 - Why are you picking on me? 310 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,936 - See? Again. 311 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,470 "wah-wah-wah. 312 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,339 My mother doesn't pay enough attention to me. 313 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,207 "I broke up with my girlfriend. 314 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,109 "raymond has a better life than me. 315 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,980 Wah-wah-wah." 316 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,381 - I don't say, "wah-wah-wah." 317 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,083 - You're sounding like that right now. 318 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:55,453 - That's because I just said, "wah-wah-wah." 319 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,121 Listen, bad stuff happens to me, okay? 320 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,289 I don't imagine these things. 321 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,424 I'm just reporting the facts. 322 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,658 - The fact is, you love to suffer. 323 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,060 That's why you were so mad 324 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,228 About having to leave your parents' house. 325 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,530 - Are you out of your mind? 326 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,031 I couldn't wait to get out of there. 327 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,299 - Oh, really? 328 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,600 You don't seem so happy to be here. 329 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:13,338 - I have a milk situation. 330 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,239 - Admit it, robert. 331 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,141 You love being at your parents' house, 332 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,477 Because that's the holy land of self-pity. 333 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,012 You weren't unhappy because you had 334 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,213 Three more weeks to stay there. 335 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,648 You were unhappy because 336 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,450 You only had three more weeks to stay there! 337 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,324 - oh, my god! 338 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:42,533 Oh, my god! 339 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,236 - Robert-- - maybe you're right, debra! 340 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:49,307 - No, I'm not. I'm not right. Stop crying. 341 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,242 - Sure, I put on a big show 342 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:55,113 About how ma loves raymond better and dad's an ogre, 343 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:58,683 But they do take care of me! 344 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,618 - Okay. 345 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,520 - I got a place to sleep, 346 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,255 Laundry, 347 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,525 The food is unbelievable. 348 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,030 Her lasagna. Her pie. 349 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,198 Even something as simple as cream of wheat, 350 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,800 Which you wouldn't think would be different 351 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,635 From one place to another, 352 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,638 I don't know why, but hers is better. 353 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:25,676 - Robert, I didn't mean to suggest-- 354 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,745 - Oh, my god. 355 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,581 You know, maybe I never wanted to move out of there. 356 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,584 What kind of a nut job am I? Nut job! Nut job! 357 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,586 - No, no, no, robert, you're not! 358 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,822 - You're right, debra. You're right. 359 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,425 Maybe I don't want to get better. 360 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,293 I must love being the victim. 361 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,429 Oh, my god! I'm doing it right now. 362 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,065 Look at me. I don't think I can stop, debra. 363 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,700 I don't think I'm ever gonna stop! 364 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,803 Help me out of this! 365 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,405 Please help me out of this. 366 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,474 - Robert, you're crushing me. 367 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,509 - Oh, my god! 368 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,145 I am a nut job! 369 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:11,522 - I'm a loser. I am such a loser. 370 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,592 - Oh, robert, no. Come on. Robert, look. No, listen. 371 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,294 You're not so-- 372 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,263 Listen, I feel sorry for myself too, sometimes. 373 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,633 - Not like me. I got issues. 374 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,135 - No, I have my moments. 375 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:27,438 - Yeah, you. Like what? 376 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,408 - Like, okay, for instance, 377 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,677 You know, I grew up in a nice, normal family. 378 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,679 I was used to people being a certain way. 379 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:39,250 And then I married your brother, which is great, but... 380 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,353 They are over every day...A lot. 381 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,822 "hello, dear." "holy crap." "hello, dear." "holy crap." 382 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,795 I mean, you know, on Friday, 383 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,598 Your mother was over nine times in one day. 384 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,799 Nine times. 385 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,501 And at times like that, 386 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,803 It's hard for me not to say, "why me?" 387 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:03,808 You know? Why me? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? 388 00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:08,579 - Why me? It's one of my favorites. 389 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,715 - You know, that's probably why I've been the only one 390 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,450 Who's been able to put up with you lately-- 391 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:16,187 'cause we're a little bit alike. 392 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,656 - You think so? 393 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,258 - Sure. 394 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:28,566 Oh, robert. I'm sorry I yelled at you. 395 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,935 - No, no. I deserved it. 396 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:35,773 I'm sorry I called you perfect. 397 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,942 - It's okay. 398 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,710 Do you feel better? 399 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:44,448 - Yeah. A little dehydrated. 400 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:48,452 - Come on, let's get out of here. 401 00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,588 - Okay. 402 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,823 Thanks, debra. 403 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,725 You're a good sister-in-law. 404 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,427 - Thanks. 405 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,396 You're a pretty good brother-in-law. 406 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,967 - So we really are kind of alike, aren't we? 407 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,536 I mean, you feel sorry for yourself too 408 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,571 When mom and dad bug you. 409 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,772 - Oh, absolutely. 410 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,740 - Yeah, but then, deep down, 411 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,243 You really kind of like it, right? 412 00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:15,580 - Yes. 413 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,315 Yes, I do. 414 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,649 - Yeah. 415 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,685 You're sick, too. 416 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:34,465 Hey, everybody. 417 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:38,736 Just wanted to apologize for the way I've been lately. 418 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,471 Debra talked to me, 419 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,540 And I'm actually feeling better now, 420 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,910 So if you can all forgive me, I'm glad you came over, 421 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,445 And let's have some cake. 422 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,548 - Was that you crying in there? 423 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,417 - Oh, frank. 424 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,554 No, it's all right, robbie. 425 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,589 You're never too big to cry. 426 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,758 - Although you might be getting close 427 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,759 To the cutoff point. 428 00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:12,470 - You know what, robbie? 429 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,672 You need to air this place out overnight, 430 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,807 And tomorrow, I'll come in and give it a good once-over. 431 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,442 So tonight, you'll sleep at our house, 432 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:22,380 And I don't want to hear any argument from you. 433 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,983 - All right, if that's what want. 434 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,518 - Come on, let's go home, 435 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,287 And we can have the cake there. 436 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,722 - Oh, no, no, no, dear. I have some cake at home. 437 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,658 Why don't we leave your cake here? 438 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,593 It goes so well with this apartment. 439 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,565 - Hurts so good, huh?