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<i>Esitolimendeni sokuqala esihle kakhulu
yalolu chungechunge oluzowina imiklomelo maduze,</i>

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<i>Ngakubonisa, ngokokuqala ngqa
futhi kangcono kunanoma ubani omunye,</i>

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<i>indlela isintu esizihudule ngayo
ngaphandle kwezikhathi ze-caveman,</i>

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<i>yasungula ukulima, ukucabanga
kanye nonxantathu besihlabathi,</i>

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<i>futhi ekugcineni yasungulwa
idolobha elisha sha laseRoma lasendulo.</i>

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Kodwa kwakungenjalo
isiphetho sendaba, ngokusobala,

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ngoba kwakuyisiqephu esisodwa kuphela.

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Kwakungekho ukuphika
indoda yayihambe ibanga elimangalisayo.

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Kodwa ingabe wayengakwazi ukuza ngisho nangokwengeziwe?
Noma wachithwa futhi edinga ukucambalala?

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<i>Ukuze ufinyelele ileveli elandelayo,
uhlobo lwe-humanoid lungadinga ukukholelwa</i>

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<i>entweni enkulu kunomuntu ngokwakhe,
enkulu kunendlovu ngokwayo.</i>

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<i>Kulesi siqephu, ngizobona
indlela isintu esithole ngayo inkolo,</i>

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<i>futhi sizolungisa ingxabano
osekungamakhulu eminyaka kushubile

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Yikuphi okungcono,
IBhayibheli noma elithi "Koran"?

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- IKoran.
- Ngakho lowo.

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Konke kwenzeke lapha,

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emhlabeni kuphela
kusafanele ukulwela.

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Lena <i>Cunk Emhlabeni.</i>

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<i>Isikhathi sigamenxe ihora le-Rome ezimpondweni B.C.</i>

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<i>Umbuso WamaRoma
inkulu kakhulu.</i>

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<i>Kodwa naphezu kwamakholomu amahle nama-mosaic,</i>

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<i>kwaba nokungabi nalutho
enhliziyweni yesiko lamaRoma.</i>

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Ukubamba imicikilisho engapheli ekhuthazwa iwayini
Ezihlanzweni eziminyene konke kuhle kakhulu.

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Kodwa ekugcineni udinga okuthile okwengeziwe.
Futhi i-mop.

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Abantu babelangazelela ukukhanyiselwa.

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Ukuze bayithole, bazodinga
oyisibonelo somoya, isithonjana,

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umfanekiso ocishe ufane nokaKristu.

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Futhi njengoba inhlanhla ingaba nayo,

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umuntu ofanele lowo mthetho
wayesezofika.

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Akekho omunye ngaphandle kukaMnumzane uJesu Kristu.

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Wazalelwa esitebeleni esiphansi,

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okuyindida,
akuyona indawo ezinzile yengane,

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ngaphandle uma kuyingane yembongolo,

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okuthi, uma amarekhodi kufanele akholwe,
UJesu wayengekho.

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Eqinisweni,
njengoba lo mdwebo wangempela ucacisa,

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lapho uKristu ezalwa,
wayenesiyingi somlingo esivuthayo ekhanda lakhe

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obekuzothungela umlilo
wonke ama-hay nama-pubes ngenkathi ephuma.

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Ungakhathazeki, ngenza i-Islam kamuva.

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UJesu wazalwa engumJuda,
kodwa ngokushesha iguqulelwe ekubeniza</i>

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Ngesikhathi elandela ubaba wakhe
imboni yakudala yesihlalo netafula.</i>

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Yini exakayo ngoJesu Kristu
ekubeni umbazi

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empeleni wayeqanjwe ngalo
amagama amabili okungenzeka uwamemeze

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ngemva kokushaya isithupha sakho ngesando.

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<i>Izazi ziyakholwa
wayengumuntu wangempela womlando,</i>

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<i>njengoJustin Timberlake noma u-Garfield.</i>

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Ukuthi bacabanga ukuthi wayenguye noma cha
indodana kaNkulunkulu uqobo

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owenza izimangaliso

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njengokuhamba phezu kwewayini
noma ukusiza umuntu oyisithulu abone...

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bonke bavumelana ngokuthi wayeshumayela
ukubekezelelana nokuthethelela,

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umlayezo obaluleke kakhulu
abalandeli bakhe abakhuthele kakhulu

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ekugcineni angaqala ukubulala
noma ubani owayengafuni ukuzwa.

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<i>Akumangalisi ukuthi lo mkhandi wezinkuni oqinile
bethukile iziphathimandla zamaRoma.</i>

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Babebheka uJesu eyingozi kakhulu
bambethela esiphambanweni.

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Futhi hhayi nje kancane,
kodwa kuze kube sekufeni.

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Cabanga nje ngemizwa kaKristu engqubuzanayo.

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Wayethunyelwe eMhlabeni ukuze asindise isintu,
nokho wayekhona,

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ukubekezelela ubuhlungu bomzimba
lokubethelwa esiphambanweni,

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kuyilapho futhi azi ukuthi yini logo enkulu
kuzokwenza umkhankaso wakhe wesikhathi eside.

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UJesu wabulawa ngenxa yabantu
akakuthandanga ayekusho.

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Ngakho ungambiza ngowokuqala
usaziwayo oyisisulu sesiko lokukhansela?

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Ngicabanga ukukhansela isiko
kungadinga uhlobo

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umqondo wokuthi abantu

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ngempela wabona uJesu emele okuthile
futhi babeqinisekile ukuthi bayazi ukuthi kuyini.

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Cha, uxolo. Kwakungewona umbuzo lowo.

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Ngiyabuza ngokweqiniso
uma ungamfonela

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isisulu sokuqala sikasaziwayo
yokukhansela isiko lombukiso wethu.

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Phansi kuleyo lensi lapho.

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Uyazi nje, okokulandelana kwezikweletu
nge-punchy soundbites kuyo.

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Awuhambe. Phansi kuleyo lens.

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- Kulungile, phansi le lensi?
- Yebo.

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Ungase uthi uJesu wayengowokuqala
usaziwayo isisulu sokukhansela isiko.

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Kuyakhanya. Ngiyabonga.

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<i>Kodwa ngendlela emangalisayo, lapho nje kubonakala
ukuphila kukaKristu kwase kuphelile,</i>

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Waphinde wazala, wadansa wenyukela igquma
futhi wagxumela phezulu ezulwini,</i>

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<i>ephula wonke amarekhodi omhlaba
ukuze ugxume ume kule nqubo.</i>

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<i>Ngesikhathi sokuphila kwakhe,
UJesu wayenabalandeli abangu-12 kuphela,</i>

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<i>embalwa kunekaMalume uSteve
I-akhawunti ye-Instagram engakhuthazi.</i>

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<i>Kodwa konke lokho kwashintsha
kanye izimfundiso zakhe zaqala ukusabalala</i>

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<i>ngendlela yegama elibhaliwe.</i>

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Ngemva kokufa kwakhe, uJesu wabuyela eMhlabeni
ngencwadi, akunjalo?

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Kungani amaKristu ebiza
ukuthi incwadi ekhethekile "Bibbel"?

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— IBhayibheli?
- Libizwa kanjalo?

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Empeleni angikaze ngizwe muntu
isho ngaphambili. Ukusho kanjani?

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- IBhayibheli.
- Pho kungani kubhalwe ukuthi "Bibbel"?

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Ngoba ngiyibonile ibhalwe phansi.
B-I-B-L-E.

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- Yebo, iBhayibheli.
- Ibhayibheli.

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Umlayezo kaKristu wasakazwa
kude nakude ngabaPhostoli</i>

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<i>cishe iminyaka engu-2,000 ngaphambi kokukhishwa</i>

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<i>yeculo lase-Belgian techno
"Pompa i-Jam."</i>

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<i>♪ Pompa ujamu, uyimpompe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ngenkathi izinyawo zakho zinyathela ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Futhi ujamu uyampompa ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bheka phambili, isixuku siyagxuma ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yipompe kancane ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yenza iphathi ihambe
Esiteji sokudansa ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bheka, ngoba kunjalo
Lapho iphathi iku-♪</i>

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<i>♪ Futhi uzothola uma wenza lokho ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ngifuna indawo yokuhlala ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thola impango yakho
Phansi namhlanje ebusuku ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yenza usuku lwami ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ngifuna indawo yokuhlala ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thola impango yakho phansi... ♪</i>

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Kodwa akubona bonke ababekwazisa
umsindo oguqukayo wobuKristu,

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ikakhulukazi eRoma,
lapho amaKristu ayeshushiswa khona,

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okusho ngesiLatini ukuthi "shat on."

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Futhi uma wawungumKristu ngaleso sikhathi,
mhlawumbe indawo embi kakhulu ukuze uzithole

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kwakuyiColosseum, indawo
yosizi ngokulingana neBirmingham.

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Kwakulapha amaRoma
kuqala waphonsa amaKristu ezingonyameni,</i>

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<i>kungenzeka ukuthi ubone ukuthi umlayezo wabo we-pacifist
ngabe ukhuhla phezu kwezilwane</i>

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<i>futhi ubenze bangabi nolaka futhi balume.</i>

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Uma umKristu enqoba, kunjalo, futhi wadla ingonyama,

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ngabe baya phambili
emzuliswaneni olandelayo?

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Uyazi, futhi babezokwenza
kufanele udle okunye,

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njengehhashi lonke noma okuthize?

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Abukho obuningi ubufakazi bokuthi
waphonsa amaKristu amaningi kakhulu ezingonyameni.

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Ngenxa yalokhu nje, ungenza sengathi iyalayisha
yamaKristu aphonswa ezingonyameni?

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Ngempela? Kodwa lokho akulungile.

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Ucabanga ukuthi amaKristu
angathethelela amabhubesi ngokuwadla

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ngenkathi kwenzeka?

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Cishe abazange basole amabhubesi.

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Ngisho, ibhubesi lalisenza kuphela
lokho amabhubesi akwenzayo ngokwemvelo.

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Ingabe siyazi ukuthi amabhubesi azizwa kanjani
kuphela oke aphiwe into eyodwa nje yokudla?

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Bekungeke kube mnandi, akunjalo?
Uyazi.

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Cabanga uma nsuku zonke ukudla kwakho kwasemini
wayememeza nje engayeki.

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Lokho kuzoba nomthelela
empilweni yakho yengqondo.

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- Impilo yengqondo yamabhubesi.
- Yebo.

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Hmm.

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<i>Ngokumangalisayo, phakathi neminyaka engamakhulu ambalwa,</i>

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<i>amaRoma ayesephenduke
AmaKristu uqobo

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<i>Kodwa ngani?</i>

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Ngokudabukisayo, akekho noyedwa kubantu ababehilelekile
eRoma lasendulo zisaphila nanamuhla.

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Ngakho ukuze uthole ukuthi kungani lokho kwenzeka,
kufanele sihlunge imibhalo yasendulo,

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njengoba wenza ekupheleni kobudlelwane.

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<i>Siyabonga kusayensi yesimanje yokufunda,</i>

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<i>manje siyazi
uMbusi wamaRoma uConstantine,</i>

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<i>ogama lakhe lisho njalo noma ukungaguquki,</i>

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<i>usuku olulodwa lushintshe ngokungalindelekile
ebuKristwini.</i>

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Ngokushesha, wonke amaRoma
waguqukela ebuKristwini,

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futhi ngokushesha ngemva kwalokho,

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bayeka ukujikijela
AmaKristu ezingonyameni ngokuphelele.

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Akekho owaziyo ukuthi kungani.

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AmaRoma ayethole uNkulunkulu
cishe ubusuku bonke.</i>

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Kuyini ngenkolo
lokho kungasinqoba singalindele?</i>

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Kungani abantu kudingeka bakholwe
entweni enkulu kunathi?

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Ingabe ukuze singazizwa sikhuluphele kangako?

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Awu, ngicabanga umqondo
yenhloso kanye nenani

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yakha isici esibaluleke kakhulu
yempilo ejabulisayo.

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Kodwa kufanele kusize.

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Uma ucabanga ukuthi umhlaba mkhulu kangakanani,

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kungazelelwe uzizwa uncipha kakhulu.

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Cishe kungenzeka.

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Abanye abantu bavele bangazelele
ukuguqulwa kwenkolo, akunjalo?

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Umlingani wami uPaul ubeshayela eWinchester
ngesikhathi iloli limgenca ngommese phambi kwakhe

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futhi wayezigwaza ebheke kuyo
futhi yonke into yahamba slo-mo.

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NoPawulu, ongakaze abe nokholo,
wakhuluma noJesu wathi,

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"Ngiyathembisa uma ngisinda kulokhu,
ngizokholelwa kuwena."

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Futhi wasinda, kodwa waphuka
ugebhezi lwakhe lwaphuka imilenze yomibili.

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Kungani uJesu enza lokho kuye?

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Awu, ukhulise okubaluleke kakhulu
umbuzo mayelana nemvelo yokuhlinzeka.

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- Nginayo?
- Unayo, ngempela.

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Uma sikholelwa kuNkulunkulu omuhle,

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kungani kunobubi obungaka emhlabeni?

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- Manje, umngane wakho...
- UPawulu.

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...Paul, ingozi yakhe,

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eh, uyazi, ngezinga elingakanani
umuntu angasola uNkulunkulu ngalokho?

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Niyabo, uPawulu akazange amthethelele.

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Wathi, “Uma ngike ngimbone uKristu futhi,
ungumuntu ofileyo."

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Kulungile.

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<i>I-Roma yaba
isibani sokholo lobuKristu.</i>

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<i>Kodwa inhlekelele yayiseduze,</i>

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<i>ngoba amaRoma
wayesephendukele enkolweni yokuthula</i>

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<i>sesikhathini sokuba
imbongolo yabo inikezwe bona</i>

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<i>ngabanye abantu ababekholelwa kakhulu
izando nokuphihliza

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<i>BabengamaVandal,</i>

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<i>iqembu lasendulo elidume kabi
ngenxa yesifiso sabo sokubhujiswa,</i>

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<i>njenge Guns N' Roses.</i>

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Njengamanje ngimile,
futhi futhi, eRoma yesimanje,

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okuthi, ngengozi emangalisayo,
isendaweni efanayo neyasendulo.

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Futhi lapha amaVandals '
ukuhlasela okwesabekayo emzini kwenzeka.

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Amaqembu eVandal
ngabe wadlula lapho,

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sidlule isitolo sekhofi nabasebenzi abangenanhlonipho,
yonke indlela ezansi lapha,

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bebulala, bephanga futhi beshisa njengoba behamba.

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Siyazi futhi ukuthi ukuphambana kwezimoto
wayengeke abe khona ngaleso sikhathi,

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ngakho babengazinaki ngokuphephile

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noma yiziphi izimpawu zomgwaqo ezihambisanayo
ngesikhathi sokuhlasela kwabo.

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Futhi, le ndawo ye-pizza
ngabe alizange livuleke

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ngoba bacabanga ukuthi udlame
kwenzeke ngeSonto.

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Futhi ngokusho kwe-TripAdvisor,
ivalwa ngempelasonto

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futhi ayifanelekile
amaqembu amakhulu noma kunjalo.

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Kodwa konke okunye okubonayo lapha
ngabe ibhujiswe ngokuphelele.

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<i>Ngesikhathi ama-Vandals ephuma
yale ngxenye yedolobha</i>

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<i>nakwelandelayo,</i>

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babengashiyanga lutho ngaphandle kokubhujiswa
kanye ne-horshit ekulandeleni kwabo

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IRoma yachithwa, yabhujiswa,
ifakwe kahle kuma-bits.

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Futhi lapho iRoma yawa,
wonke uMbuso WamaRoma wahamba kaput.</i>

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Isikhathi esibuhlungu esalandela
yaziwa ngokuthi "Abamnyama."

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Hawu, shit!

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"Kumnyama" uhlobo lwemisindo
njengophawu, akunjalo?

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Uyazi, mhlawumbe njengento yesifo.

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- Ingabe usho iNkathi Yobumnyama?
- O, kunjalo, ingabe yilokho okuyikho?

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Uma usho igama lakudala
ekuqaleni kweNkathi Ephakathi.

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- Right.
- Ngaphandle kokuthi singasalisebenzisi lelo gama.

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O, akunjalo?

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Nokho, inezincazelo ezimbi kakhulu

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lokuba mnyama kanye lokungazi
kanye nesikhathi sokulala, futhi, um...

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- Okuyikho.
- Akunjalo Empeleni.

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Yayinabacabango abamangalisayo nezazi-mlando
kanye namaciko nababhali.

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Kodwa kwaba i-shit kancane.

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<i>I-Dark Ages kwakuyinkathi ecindezelayo</i>

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<i>lapho kulo lonke elaseYurophu
waphuthaza ebumnyameni,</i>

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<i>eshaya izinqe ezintweni
nokukhuphula zonke izifo.</i>

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<i>Kufanele ibe kahle
kwenziwe amakhanda abantu.</i>

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Noma nini lapho ubona izikhathi zenkathi ephakathi,

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kukhona lokhu okucasulayo
"hey nonny no" umculo udlala njalo.

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- Yebo, kakhulu.
- Uyazi, lowo mculo, lolo hlobo ...

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Yebo.

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Yebo. Kuningi kwalokho.

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Uvelaphi lowo msindo?
Abakwazanga yini ukuyicisha?

219
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<i>Izinkathi Zobumnyama zaziyinhlekelele
ngentuthuko yomuntu</i>

220
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<i>okubuyisele emuva ukukhishwa kwe-5G
ngamakhulu eminyaka.</i>

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Ngakho sibe neNkathi Yobumnyama.
Ingabe kube khona iNkathi Yokukhanya?

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Hhayi-ke, isimangalo senziwe
ngabantu ekuqaleni kwenkathi yesimanje,

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lokho okubizwa ngeRenaissance,
ukuthi okwabo kwakuyinkathi yokukhanya.

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Futhi-ke, kunjalo,
sinenkathi yonke kamuva

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abantu abakubiza ngokuthi ukuKhanya.

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Ingabe lokho kulesi siqephu
noma lokho kuzovela kamuva?

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Hhayi-ke, ngicabanga ukuthi kuzovela kamuva.

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Sikusiphi isiqephu manje?

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Um, ngi...
Mhlawumbe okuthile ngeNkathi Ephakathi.

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Yebo, kodwa kunjalo,
isiqephu sesithathu noma isiqephu sesine?

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- Ngesaba ukuthi angiqiniseki.
- Sobabili silahlekile nje lapha, akunjalo?

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Kubi kakhulu lokhu.

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Kodwa ngenhlanhla,
IYurophu kwakungeyona yodwa izwe

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ukuba nomlando ngaleso sikhathi.

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Boffins manje bayakholwa kwamanye amazwe,
njengeNingizimu Melika ne-Asia,

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nabo babenemilando yabo.

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Futhi babegcina impucuko iqhubeka

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ngokwazo ezihlekisayo, ezingavamile,
izindlela ezincane zakwamanye amazwe.

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<i>Leli idolobha lase-Chichen Itza,</i>

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eyakhiwe abantu baseMeya
endaweni manje ebizwa ngokuthi iMexico.</i>

241
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<i>Futhi lokhu kuyingqikithi yayo,
Ithempeli likaKukulkan

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Uma ulethwe lapha
eminyakeni eyinkulungwane edlule,

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amathuba ukuthi wawuzoba
ukuzidela ukuze kushwelezwe uChaac,

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unkulunkulu wemvula wamaMaya.

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Namuhla, kungenzeka ukuthi ube njalo
ukwehla njengengxenye yohambo losuku olumnandi

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aphume eduze
Indawo yokudlela yaseTulum.

247
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<i>Yilapho engihlala khona,</i>

248
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<i>ezinkanyezini ezinhlanu
Ihhotela lase-Casa de Lujo ne-Spa.</i>

249
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<i>Le ndawo yokuvakasha ehlanganisa konke,</i>

250
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<i>ukulala esithombeni-kuphelele
Ugu lweTulum,</i>

251
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<i>igama lokugcina elimnandi.</i>

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Wonke amagumbi ane-en suite,
futhi ngalo mbono omangalisayo wolwandle,

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kunzima ukucabanga isizathu
ukuphuma embhedeni.

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<i>Ngaphandle kwalokho, kusukela olwandle oluhle
nokukhanya kwelanga njalo</i>

255
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<i>khona lapha emnyango wakho.</i>

256
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<i>Uma isibhakabhaka esinelanga siba kakhulu,
kukhona amachibi amathathu okupholisa kuwo,</i>

257
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<i>kuhlanganise neyabantu abadala kuphela.</i>

258
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<i>Kunokuningi kwabancane futhi,
nge-Turtle Club ebanika</i>

259
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:50,360
<i>iholide lokusolwa kwabo
izimpilo ezincane ezibalulekile kuze kube manje.</i>

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<i>Futhi nezindawo zokudlela ezinhlanu eziku-site
ongakhetha kukho,</i>

261
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<i>awusoze wadinwa wukudla.</i>

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<i>Uma konke lokho bekungenele,
i-Spa Inspiration emangalisayo</i>

263
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<i>inikeza izinketho zempilo esezingeni lomhlaba,
kusukela ekugcwaliseni uzipho kuya ekuhlikihleni ngamandla.</i>

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Futhi lapho ilanga lishona,
impilo yasebusuku iqala.</i>

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<i>Nemimoya yendawo,
iwayini nobhiya konke kuhlanganisiwe,</i>

266
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<i>asikho isizathu sokuzibamba.</i>

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<i>Ngokukhanya kwelanga usuku lonke kanye namaphathi
ubusuku bonke, ngeke ufune ukuya ekhaya

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U-Philomena wahlala ubusuku obuhlanu
e-Casa de Lujo Hotel and Spa.</i>

269
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<i>Izintengo ezihlanganisa konke ziyaqala
ngo-£200 umuntu ngamunye ngobusuku</i>

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<i>kusekelwe ekwabelaneni okubili.</i>

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<i>I-VAT ayifakiwe.
Imigomo nemibandela iyasebenza.</i>

272
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<i>Ngenkathi amaMayans
bakhonza onkulunkulu babo,</i>

273
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<i>izinkulungwane zamamayela kude e-Arabia,</i>

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Umprofethi ogama lakhe linguMuhammad
wayesungula enye inkolo, Islam.</i>

275
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Ngokusobala,
I-Islam ingaba isihloko esibucayi,

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futhi abakhiqizi bathi

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uma ngingasilandeli lesi script
encwadini,

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kukhona ithuba engizolidala
isigameko esibucayi samazwe ngamazwe.

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Kubuhlungu lokho, uma ngikhuluma iqiniso.
Kulungile, ngizoyimatasatasa.

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Ngakho-ke, singathini nge-Islam?
Nokho, ngento eyodwa...

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Mina, ngokukodwa, angikucabangi lokho
kunempikiswano nhlobo.

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I-Islam imele ukuhlukana okukhulu
kusukela ezinkolweni zangaphambili</i>

283
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<i>ngoba izakhiwo zenzeka ngaphakathi
bezinomumo ohluke kancane.</i>

284
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<i>Yanda emhlabeni wonke</i>

285
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:42,120
<i>cishe ngokushesha njenge-Fox News
ucabanga ukuthi kusenjalo nanamuhla.</i>

286
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,600
Kwakuyinto esobala
ukusabalala okungenakuvinjelwa, njenge-Nutella.

287
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IKoran ithi
ukuqongelela ulwazi kuyisenzo esifanele.

288
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Ngakho-ke ama-mega nerds amaSulumane adaliwe
amanyuvesi okuqala nemitapo yolwazi...

289
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...equkethe
ulwazi lomhlaba wonke,

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lokho, ngaleso sikhathi, okungenzeka ukuthi kulingane
ibe yipheshana elilodwa, ukuze kube nokulunga.

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Mm.

292
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Ngoba babedinga ulwazi olwengeziwe
ukugcwalisa imitapo yolwazi yabo,

293
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Ama-boffin amaSulumane angena ezibalweni.

294
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Calculus, geometry, futhi kunjalo
enomsindo kakhulu wamaSulumane, i-al-gebra.

295
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<i>Akufanele kudlulelwe phambili, ubuKristu nabo babunjalo
ukwandisa, sibonga izithunywa zevangeli.</i>

296
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Izithunywa zevangeli zaziwa
ngesikhundla sabo,</i>

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okwakuyilowo muntu omkhulu, uNkulunkulu,
yayiphezulu</i>

298
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<i>kanye nathi sonke
kwadingeka ngilale ngizithathe

299
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Ithunyelwe nguPapa,
izithunywa zevangeli zathatha iBhayibheli nesiphambano

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futhi ngisuka lapha, ngokukhulu ukuzimisela
benza indlela yabo ngaphesheya kwemephu.

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Futhi ekugcineni
yonke indlela lapha e-Ireland,

302
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lapho abasakaza khona izwi
ngokufunda ngokuzwakalayo ku...

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Ibambe, ngiyikhohlwe incwadi.

304
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Ukuhamba ngalezo zinsuku kwaba
kuyingozi kakhulu futhi kuyakhathaza,</i>

305
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Ngakho izithunywa zevangeli zakuqala zazingeke zibe nakho
wayefuna ukuthatha uhambo lwabo kabili</i>

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<i>okungaphezu kwalokho engikwenzayo.</i>

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Kodwa bake bafika
lapho beya khona,

308
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abakulethile
uzoshintsha umhlaba kuze kube phakade.

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IBhayibheli kanye ne...

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Ubani owasusa isiphambano?

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<i>UbuKristu bekuyi-fidget spinner
ngezikhathi zenkathi ephakathi,</i>

312
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<i>uhlanya olukhulu oluzohlala phakade.</i>

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<i>Kuholele ekuthuthukeni kwezithombe zezenkolo.</i>

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<i>Izithombe zikaJesu
yonke indawo obubheka kuyo.</i>

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Ezikhathini zasendulo,
kwakunemidwebo eminingi kaJesu.

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Usithole kanjani isikhathi sokumisa
kubaculi?

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Bekunjani ukutholakala kwakhe?

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Yebo, wayekhona yonke indawo, njalo...

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- Hmm.
- ...ngokomfanekiso.

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Ngakho-ke bamdweba ngenkumbulo,

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njengomuntu ochaza isigebengu
kumdwebi wamaphoyisa,

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kodwa isigebengu esiyindodana kaNkulunkulu.

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Emidwebeni yakudala kaJesu,
ufika ngezindlela ezimbili, akunjalo?

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Uyingane
noma ebethelwa esiphambanweni.

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00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:13,000
Ingabe ikhona imidwebo lapho ekhona
ebethelwa esiphambanweni?

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Cha. Cha.

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Kulungile. Baphuthelwe ithuba lapho,
abakwenzanga, ukudlala ikhadi lozwelo.

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Ingabe uJesu wake wazipenda?

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Uh...

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Angikholwa kanjalo.

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Impela alikho irekhodi
yalokho okwenzekayo.

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Singaqiniseka?

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Uyazi, kungenzeka ukuthi akazange ayisayine.
Wayenesizotha ngempela, akunjalo?

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U... Awu, wayenesizotha ngezingxenye.
Wabuye wathi uyindodana kaNkulunkulu.

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- Yebo. Wayengathula lokho.
- Khona-ke wayengeke abulawe.

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Yebo. Isilima esingaka.

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Yebo, uJesu wayengekho
okuwukuphela kukankulunkulu ukugqugquzela ubuciko.</i>

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<i>Kunemidwebo eminingi
kaMuhammad futhi

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<i>Kodwa umdidiyeli wethu bekumele asayine ifomu,
ethembisa ukungazibonisi.</i>

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<i>Ngekhulu le-11, iningi laseYurophu
amazwe ayesephendukele ebuKristwini,</i>

341
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<i>kodwa akubavimbanga njalo
ukuya empini ngomunye nomunye.</i>

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Kwathi ngo-1095, uPapa Urban II
wabancenga ukuba bayeke ukulwa,</i>

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hlanganani ngokuzwana
futhi uhlasele amaSulumane esikhundleni.</i>

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Amakhosi aseYurophu avuma futhi aqala
uhlobo lwe-charity drive ehlomile

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ukuhlinzeka ngenkani umhlaba wamaSulumane
ngeziphambano.

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Bayibiza ngokuthi "i-cruce-aid."

347
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<i>Maduze, amabutho avela eYurophu alibangise empumalanga,</i>

348
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,800
<i>ngethemba lokuphuma
ukukhahlela kwamazwe ngamazwe okulungile.</i>

349
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:34,840
Ngakho, phakathi neziMpi Zenkolo, amabutho enkolo
wahamba indlela yonke eya eJerusalema egqoke izikhali.

350
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:38,640
Lokho kuzwakala kungakhululekile ngempela.
Ingabe yayixhasiwe?

351
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,960
Yayixhaswe yibandla,
ungasho.

352
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,160
- Yebo.
- Um...

353
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,280
Ngoba lolu hambo
bekumele kuxhaswe ngemali.

354
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,240
Yebo.

355
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:51,240
Umlingani wami uPaul wenze uxhaso lwamamayela angama-30
hamba uye e-Harrogate egqoke njenge-Spider-Man

356
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,760
ngosizo lwamaqhawe.

357
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:57,280
Kwathi mhla waphathwa isifo sohudo esibi,
kodwa waqhubekela phambili.

358
00:20:57,360 --> 00:21:02,440
Futhi kwakungenye yezicukuthwane kakhulu
kodwa izinengiso engake ngazibona.

359
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,160
Ekugcineni, abahleli
kwadingeka kungenelele,

360
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,320
kodwa wanyusa u-£368.

361
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,520
Niyazi, ama Crusaders
abakaze bakwenze lokho, akunjalo?

362
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,600
Cha.

363
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:16,280
Ngo-1099,
amaKristu athumba iJerusalema,

364
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,680
kodwa-ke benza iphutha leqhinga.

365
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,600
Bagoduke bengekho.

366
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,160
Ngakho-ke amaSulumane,
ngaphansi komholi wabo uSaladin,</i>

367
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,960
<i>wabuyela emuva,
ukubuyisela iJerusalema phakathi nenqubo

368
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,320
<i>Kumanje, wonke umuntu wayesekhona
ngempela eziMpini Zenkolo

369
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,520
Ngakho baqala ukuzibamba njalo,
ukulwa emuva naphambili</i>

370
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,920
<i>ukubona ukuthi iluphi uhlangothi
uzolinqoba iJerusalema kulo nyaka

371
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,360
IziMpi Zenkolo zizwakala zinobudlova kakhulu.

372
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:44,720
Kungani zonke izinkolo zingakwazi ukufunda ukuphila
ndawonye ngokuthula njengoba benza e-Ireland?

373
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,440
Ngicabanga ukuthi uma uthola umuntu
ngubani oyaziyo impendulo yalowo mbuzo,

374
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,360
kufanele nakanjani, um,

375
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,920
imemezele ngokushesha okukhulu.

376
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,480
Kulungile, yebo. Kulungile.

377
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,600
Kodwa ngenkathi amaKristu namaSulumane
weza amagalelo,</i>

378
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:01,960
Indoda eyodwa ukude inqume ukuthi izobakhombisa
ukuthi ukufudumeza okufanelekile kwakubukeka kanjani.</i>

379
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,680
Lowo muntu wayengumholi
wamaMongol, uGenghis Khan.

380
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:12,160
NgesiMongol, elithi "khan" lisho inkosi,
futhi elithi "Genghis" lisho... okunye.

381
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,920
Kulezi zinsuku, uGenghis Khan
iza ngengxoxo</i>

382
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,600
<i>kancane kuno-Dennis Quaid,</i>

383
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,800
<i>kodwa emuva kwalokho
wayengumuntu owayesatshwa kakhulu eMhlabeni

384
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,200
UGenghis namaMongol akhe
uhambe ngesiMongolia mahhala</i>

385
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,600
<i>kulo lonke elaseYurophu nase-Asia.</i>

386
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:31,920
<i>Izigidi zezinkulungwane zabantu
zahlatshwa ngokungenasihawu

387
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,920
Abaningi babo banqunywa amakhanda.

388
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,120
Abanye banqunyulwe imilenze kuqala,
bese kuba ingalo noma okuthize.

389
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,760
Khona-ke mhlawumbe ubuso babo, okungenzeka ukuthi
isamemeza indiza inqamula iqhugwane,

390
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,200
noma kuphi lapho behlala khona.

391
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,480
Khona-ke abahlaseli bangase bathathe
izidumbu futhi wazigenca

392
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,000
wawabilisa abe isobho

393
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:51,000
futhi waqopha wonke amathambo okhalo alahliwe
ngiphuze namalebe amakhulu,

394
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,800
wase ehlala ezungeza iziko
bedla isobho labo elibi

395
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,680
futhi ehleka futhi ephephetha.

396
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,080
Uma sikhuluma iqiniso, lalingekho esimweni.

397
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:02,200
Igazi elingakanani ngokwepayinti

398
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:06,000
ichithekile ngenxa kaGenghis Khan?

399
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:10,240
Awu, uzodingeka ngandlela thize
yazi inani labantu ababulewe.

400
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,320
Kulungile.

401
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:16,240
Kwakukhona izindaba ze
amakhulu ambalwa amasosha aseMongol

402
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,560
ukuthumela mhlawumbe
abantu abangafika esigidini.

403
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,720
Mangaki amaphayinti kumuntu?

404
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,240
- Ngicabanga eziyisishiyagalombili.
- Ngakho okungenani amaphayinti ayizigidi eziyisishiyagalombili.

405
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,320
Yebo.

406
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,800
Futhi babengenazo izindawo zokugcina igazi
emuva, akunjalo?

407
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,280
Yeka ukumosha.

408
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,360
<i>Ngakho konke okwenzeka emnyango,</i>

409
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:38,400
<i>ingabe kuyamangaza ukuthi abantu base-Europe
wakha izindlu ezinezivikelo eziqinile?</i>

410
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,360
<i>Impendulo ithi cha.</i>

411
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,040
Ngimi lapha manje
kunoma iyiphi inqaba lena,

412
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:50,560
Angikwazi ukuzibamba ngizibuze ukuthi iyiphi impilo
kumelwe ukuba kwakunjalo ezikhathini zasendulo.

413
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:55,400
Ngoba izikhathi zenkathi ephakathi azenzeki
futhi, ngakho-ke ukuzibuza kuwukuphela kwenketho yami.

414
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,320
Kodwa ake ucabange nje.

415
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:01,000
Lapha ku-central atrium,
itafula lilungiselwe idili.

416
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,880
Abantu bageza amathangi ndawonye
futhi ehleka.

417
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:10,080
Itafula lihlotshisiwe
ngokudla kwenyamazane, uphaya wenyoni emnyama,

418
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,720
ihansi elosiwe ngaphakathi kwengulube,

419
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,520
imisebenzi ephelele,
isitsha esincane sama-plums lapho.

420
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,920
Cabanga ukuthi lokho kuyi-side dish.

421
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,680
Lapha, abalimi
bayadlalisa futhi beqhwaba ngezingubo zabo ezinhle.

422
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,160
Iqhawe eliqhwanda eduze kwezikhali zalo.

423
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:29,360
Kuleli gumbi,
othile odlala umculo womtshingo wenkathi ephakathi.

424
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:34,920
Futhi phambi kwalokho, i- jester jumping
phezulu naphansi ezinsimbini zakhe ezincane.

425
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,560
Kukhona enkulu
uhlobo lwento ye-ogre ebukayo...

426
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,440
...ejabulela ukubona lokho.

427
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,560
Khona-ke phezulu kulokhu, inkosi
ehlezi esihlalweni sakhe sobukhosi eduze kwendlovukazi.

428
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,480
umbhishobhi kanye ne-rook.

429
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,080
Babuka uMerlin
ukunqunywa ikhanda,

430
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,800
eligingqika liwele lonke
phansi kuya lapho,

431
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,920
lapho izingulube zasendle ziyidla khona.

432
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,520
O! Ewu!

433
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,080
Kuyanyanyisa lokho.
Unenhlanhla awukwazi ukukubona lokho.

434
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:08,200
Kusenjalo kuphazamiseke ukujabula
lapho ingilazi efasiteleni iphahlazeka

435
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,480
umcibisholo undize ekamelweni.

436
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,280
Ishosholoze kulolu donga,

437
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,840
phakathi nendawo
I-Bayeux Tapestry.

438
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,520
Kukhale amahemu kudedele amazwi amahlebeza,

439
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,800
njengoThomas à Becket, yimi lowo,
edonsa umcibisholo odongeni.

440
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,240
Bamba kancane.

441
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,320
UKristu.

442
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,800
Umcibisholo unomlayezo kuwo.

443
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:36,600
UTomas uthatha ngokucophelela
umlayezo ucishiwe, ulahla umcibisholo...

444
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,480
- O, fuck!
- Uxolo.

445
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,640
...ethula umlayezo bese ewufundela phezulu.

446
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,520
Ivela kuRobin Hood.

447
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:51,440
Ukusongela ukuziphindiselela kulo lonke
Round Table ngalokho abakwenza kuGandalf.

448
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,760
Okunye ukuhefuzela. Ujester uyaquleka.

449
00:25:55,840 --> 00:26:00,240
Ukububula kokukhathazeka kugcwele umoya
futhi ukhulume kakhulu futhi uphendukele ekukhaleni.

450
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,800
Kuyisiphithiphithi.

451
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,760
Umtshingo uhamba ngengqondo.

452
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,840
Ibhere elisina liyakhala ngosizi.

453
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,440
Umuntu uqala ukulayisha izingulube
ibe yikati.

454
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,720
Umhlaseli wesikhala untanta egumbini

455
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,600
ukushaya i-harpsichord
eyenziwe ngamahhashi engilazi phansi.

456
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,320
Ekugcineni, ekugcineni kulokhu,

457
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,800
isukuma inkosi ishaya isikelemu.

458
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,600
Uyamemeza, "Oda! Oda!"

459
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,040
Kodwa ngezwi elijulile lomuntu
ngezwi lenkathi ephakathi.

460
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,280
Inqaba iyathula.

461
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,280
Ungezwa iphinikhodi iwa...

462
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,480
...kodwa hhayi ngokoqobo.

463
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,680
"Msuse ngekhanda!" kumemeza inkosi.

464
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:43,360
Futhi lokho kwephula iqhwa.
Konke sekulungile futhi.

465
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:47,440
Umhlengi uhlehla ezinyaweni zakhe.
Umculo uyasebenza.

466
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,360
Wonke umuntu uhlehlisa i-mead ngokujabula.

467
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,640
Impilo enqabeni isibuyele kwesijwayelekile.

468
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,920
Ngesikhathi esifanele wonke umuntu
ukwehla ngokuzumayo efile ngenxa yesifo.

469
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:01,440
Noma kunjalo, yayinjani impilo
enqabeni yami.

470
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,960
Ingabe wake wacabanga ngempela ngeyakho?

471
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,120
<i>Kodwa abantu abakwazanga kalula
cower ngemuva kwezindonga eziwugqinsi</i>

472
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,960
</i>ngenkathi izimpi ezingcwele ziqhubeka ngaphandle kuze kube phakade

473
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:18,080
Inkolo kwakufanele ihlanganise isintu
ngokuzwana nokumamatheka ngokunganaki.

474
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:22,320
Kodwa yayiphumelele ngokuyinhloko ukuyidwengula
ngaphandle njengebhere ewodini lababelethayo.

475
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,520
Kodwa lelibandla lenza kancane
nabanye abafana nayo bayazi ukuthi umphikisi

476
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,560
kwase kuseduze nje.

477
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:32,960
<i>Ngokuzayo, sizobona ukuthi isizukulwane esisha sinjani
kwavela amaciko nama-brainiac</i>

478
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,120
<i>futhi wabekela uNkulunkulu inselele ukuba alwe</i>

479
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,920
<i>ngesikhathi osomlando
sebevele bebiza iRenaissance.</i>

480
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,200
Kanjalo nalo mdwebo muhle ngempela

481
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,120
noma kungenye yalezo zinto
ukuthi sicabanga ukuthi kuhle kuphela

482
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,920
ngoba sitshelwa ukuthi kuhle,
njengokudla kwasolwandle?