1 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:19,227 [melody playing] 2 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:22,981 [Joe] Nora Ephron once wrote, 3 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:24,983 "Men and women can't be friends 4 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:27,902 because the sex part always gets in the way." 5 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,364 But we're making it work, Love. 6 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:33,241 Keeping it simple. 7 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,203 We're friends. 8 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:44,753 [panting] 9 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:46,713 [Joe] Just friends. 10 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:49,215 [Love moaning] 11 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,218 Want you to know I wouldn't blame you. 12 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,846 It's a tough scenario when they go full sorority ho on ya. 13 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,015 Oh, come on. She's... 14 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:58,725 our boss. 15 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:03,688 [Joe] And it's for the best. 16 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:07,317 Can you imagine what I'd do to Calvin if we were together? 17 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,110 Or worse, what I might do... 18 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:10,944 to you? 19 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,949 You leave me gifts every day. 20 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:18,578 I enjoy them as friendly offerings. 21 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,830 I can't let them mean anything more because you... 22 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:24,542 Oh, that is phenomenal. 23 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:26,586 [indie music playing] 24 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:28,338 [Joe] We still spend time together. 25 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:32,300 Between your busy work schedule and volunteering at a soup kitchen... 26 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,886 you could use all the help you can get. 27 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:37,597 It's not that I don't want you. 28 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,682 We have a connection, something deep. 29 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,310 But the last time I loved someone... 30 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:45,897 Well, I can't risk repeating history. 31 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:53,488 So really, this is me protecting you by being your friend. 32 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:57,408 [buzzes] 33 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:01,246 [Joe] You see? This is easy. 34 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,373 Platonic. 35 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:07,210 Safe. 36 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:16,553 Just friends. 37 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:30,984 I don't know, man. 38 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,319 From what you're telling me... 39 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:37,115 it would be easier for you and this chick to... 40 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:38,741 smash. 41 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,493 Don't say "chick." 42 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,162 [chuckles] Lady friend? 43 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:43,913 You won't tell me her name, so... 44 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,125 You gonna guess or what? 45 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,460 T. 46 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:55,799 D. 47 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:58,844 S. 48 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,139 M. 49 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:03,766 Dude, slow down. 50 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,810 You'll be dead before you kiss the girl. 51 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:08,813 Hint, it's a place. 52 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:10,772 Madrid. 53 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,612 [Will whistles] 54 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,282 So is she pretty? 55 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,034 I'll be back at lunch. 56 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:25,288 Man, you could talk to me, the least you could do is talk to me. 57 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:28,708 You're living under a false name in a new city, [scoffs] 58 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,044 that's mega-lonely. 59 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:34,339 Maybe you could use a friend, too. 60 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,967 Like I said, I already have a friend. 61 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:41,012 I don't think you understand how friendship works. 62 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,057 [stammering] Man, I'm just kidding. 63 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,186 [rapidly] How about a heritage grain bowl for lunch? 64 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,608 [overlapping playful shouting] 65 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:54,734 [chuckling] Oh, man. 66 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:56,069 That was great. 67 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,237 Okay. 68 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,487 [sing-songy] Hi. 69 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:00,490 You can play. Just stay close. 70 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,551 - You want to play? - There you go, go on the slide. 71 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:06,120 I promise we didn't drag you here just to watch our child almost bash their face in. 72 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,204 Yeah. 73 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:10,291 We have news. 74 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,961 - We have a date. - For the wedding? 75 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:16,589 - Yes. - [gasps] Oh, my God! 76 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,800 When? Where? 77 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:21,528 - October. It's a formality, obviously. - It's more than an formality. 78 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:23,280 - It's gonna be modest. - It's gonna be huge. 79 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:24,584 - We're on a budget. - We're not. 80 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:26,557 I want to make your cake. 81 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:27,910 - [Lucy] No. - [Sunrise] No way, no. 82 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,102 That's too much work for you. 83 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:31,225 Your only job at this wedding is to drink and dance. 84 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,649 - [Sunrise chuckles] Yeah. - Please? I mean, I'll be amazing. It... 85 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:37,110 Come on, it would mean so much to me. I... 86 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:38,027 [Love sighs] 87 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,696 Not to be corny, but... 88 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:42,615 baking is how I express my love. 89 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,619 - Don't do that. - Come on, don't break my heart. 90 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,536 - Of course! - Oh, fine! 91 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,179 - Yes! Yeah-yeah-yeah! - [both laughing] 92 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:51,207 Oh, my God, okay, I am so excited. I have so many ideas. 93 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,127 And I have all this energy that I don't know what to do with. 94 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,210 Oh, there it is. 95 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,129 What is where? 96 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,758 You cook when you're happy and you only bake when you're frustrated. 97 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:04,220 Let me guess. Will Bettelheim flaked on you again. 98 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,472 Does he even exist? 99 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:09,767 And if so, I'm sorry to say it, but he's obviously not into you. 100 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,728 [scoffs] Yeah, well, that's impossible. 101 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:15,023 Okay, look, if you're determined to ignore the red flags, 102 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,026 then, yeah, you've gotta take your cues from him. 103 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,735 - Or a radical idea: Bumble. - True. 104 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:19,736 No. 105 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,738 But the second you start to feel desperate... 106 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,197 - Ripcord. - Yeah. 107 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:26,867 We'll see. 108 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:31,539 I'm definitely walking the line between desperate and, you know, shameless. 109 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:32,665 [Lucy chuckles] 110 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:38,421 [Love] Will, hope you're not triggered by the word "moist." 111 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:49,140 [Joe] Oh, it's like eating pure sex. 112 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:51,225 How am I supposed to resist this? 113 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,353 If only the universe would send me some sign, 114 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:56,147 some platonic way to stay in your good graces. 115 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:58,649 [Forty] William fucking Bettelheim. 116 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,401 [Joe] Can I get a different sign? 117 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:03,863 Love's buns, am I right? 118 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:06,157 [Joe] Well, that's accidentally horrifying. 119 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,658 Your sister's very talented. 120 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:10,995 [Joe] Whereas your twin brother literally reeks of privilege. 121 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,955 Who shows up to work unshowered? 122 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,166 Who shows up anywhere in a kimono? 123 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:18,127 So, I couldn't help but notice, 124 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,171 you are crushing it. 125 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:23,883 Like, customers are talking about books. 126 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,551 [Joe] This is about Love, clearly. 127 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,428 Does he not know I'm not a threat? 128 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,305 But if I might humbly 129 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,932 make one suggestion... 130 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:33,976 [Joe] Here it comes, some clumsy version of "stay away from my sister." 131 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,144 Journals. 132 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,189 You know, the muse strikes like lightning, 133 00:06:38,272 --> 00:06:41,567 and the best ideas are always the ones that slip away. 134 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:43,027 You're a writer. 135 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:46,322 Director-producer, but writer first. 136 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,409 [Joe] I almost forgot, this is LA. He's not interested in me, 137 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,327 he needs me to be interested in him. 138 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,664 You know, managing the store just kinda helps me recharge. 139 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,874 I've got five features in development, 140 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,835 [chuckling] two properties I'm chasing. 141 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,378 [Joe] Love, I'm not stupid. 142 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:02,338 This mix of humblebrag and gibberish 143 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,091 is your douchebag brother's attempt to keep his enemy close. 144 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:06,801 Annapurna actually is set to produce, 145 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:10,304 and my dear friend, Daniel Day-Lewis, 146 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:13,641 is attached to this dope pitch I've been kicking around. 147 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:16,227 [Joe] And last I checked, family automatically trumps friends 148 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:17,562 in the social hierarchy. 149 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,981 I need to win this guy over. 150 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:25,778 But DDL's oeuvre is not about that four-quadrant hero's journey bullshit. 151 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,822 So I'm, like, birthing the scenes 152 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:31,451 instead of impaling myself on the rocks of a three-act structure. 153 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:34,203 "A good story cannot be devised, 154 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,164 it has to be distilled." 155 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:39,082 That's Raymond Chandler. 156 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:41,169 Exactly. 157 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:42,920 Sport. 158 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,174 Come with me to Harold Night after work. 159 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:47,592 I'm talent scouting. 160 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:48,968 An improv show? 161 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:51,053 [Joe] I'd rather watch a cat massacre. 162 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,305 That sounds dope. 163 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,388 [Forty grunts] 164 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:58,811 Incoming... non-ironic brah request 165 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,814 for one William Bettelheim. 166 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,275 [outbound text] 167 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:05,860 [phone chimes] 168 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:10,156 Gotta go. Gotta write my morning pages. 169 00:08:10,364 --> 00:08:11,949 [Joe] Maybe this is good, Love. 170 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:15,411 A benign thing that'll deepen our friendship. 171 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,497 Now we share a brah. 172 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:18,789 He's a social creature. 173 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:21,042 Never alone, therefore never working. 174 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:24,462 There you are, cute, innocent... 175 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:25,880 Where did he go wrong? 176 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,468 Forty wrote and directed a short film called The Third Twin... 177 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,136 [Forty]...au pair one summer. 178 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:35,598 Uh, and so Love and I were making our own breakfast. 179 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:39,852 [Joe]...that may have won a Grand Jury prize at Sundance, 180 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,354 and he hasn't done a thing since. 181 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:44,232 His inspiration evaporated in a haze of Hollywood parties 182 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:45,775 and VIP events. 183 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:49,028 Then at a certain point, those evaporated too. 184 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:51,822 Your brother is a sycophantic fame-grubbing Hollywood has-been, 185 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,783 so of course our first friend date 186 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:56,744 is in a sea of sweaty, 187 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,996 thirsty Hollywood outsiders. 188 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,040 You can't play that cello in here. 189 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:02,375 This is daycare. 190 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:05,002 - [audience chuckling] - Wait, did someone move the symphony? 191 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:08,130 [Joe] Young, hungry, and broke, 192 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,384 masquerading as actors-slash-writers-slash-directors 193 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:14,512 to take the pain out of being nannies-slash-baristas 194 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:15,721 slash-disappointments. 195 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:20,059 This room is a self-fellating ouroboros of desperation. 196 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:23,187 He isn't even watching. What are we doing here? 197 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,231 You're crazy. 198 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:27,316 [improvisers chuckling] 199 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:29,402 [chuckling] All right, thank you! 200 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:32,405 - [audience cheers and claps] - We are Trigger Warning! 201 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:33,906 But stay in your seats. 202 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,659 We've got a special treat for you. 203 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:37,952 It's a secret set 204 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:40,037 from someone you may know. 205 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,372 I knew it. 206 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:42,748 Henderson! 207 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,125 [audience cheering] 208 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,835 [rock music playing] 209 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,548 [Joe] A-ha! That's who we're here for. 210 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:54,051 Hendy and I go, like, way back. I'm... I'm writing this role for him. 211 00:09:58,055 --> 00:10:00,933 - My skirt was pulled up. - So you're saying Henderson... 212 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:02,935 [applause] 213 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,438 [stuttering] All right, how many of you guys 214 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:08,858 have seen the movie and love the movie Love Actually? 215 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,044 - [audience members hoot] - All right, get the fuck out. 216 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:11,944 [audience laughs] 217 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,405 I'm serious, I don't want you laughing at my shit 218 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:16,532 because then I'll be second-guessing my taste. 219 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,076 All right? All right, strap in 220 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,913 and get ready for a 15 year old cultural staple 221 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:26,167 that's more cancerous than my actual cancer. 222 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,377 [audience cheers and claps] 223 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,796 [old-school punk music playing] 224 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,970 Um... So just, like, five minutes, 225 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,473 I promise, just long enough for me to reconnect with Hendy. 226 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:41,891 Okay, hang on a second. 227 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,267 From what you know, is he... 228 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:45,894 Is he a good guy? 229 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,814 Oh, yeah, he's like, the best. 230 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,733 I mean, he used to be kind of a party monster. 231 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:54,904 Um, then the cancer, like, really set him on, like, a higher path. 232 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,781 Just... Okay. 233 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:01,369 Jonah, man, long time no see, dude. 234 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,454 Um, I just have some business with Henderson. 235 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,289 No, no. You've got some balls, Quinn. 236 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,875 Come on, man. Like, you're a manager now. 237 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:08,958 You're not a bouncer. 238 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,336 I'm... I'm sober now. 239 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:12,421 [Jonah] Then take Henderson off your amends tour. 240 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,591 Okay, well, I'm sure if you just let me speak to him... 241 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,011 What, you're gonna let her through? What is she? 13? 242 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,473 - Are you serious, man? - Ellie. 243 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,141 [Joe] Oh, no. 244 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,644 [Ellie] Yeah, thank you. Appreciate it. 245 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,355 Fucking manager. 246 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:33,567 Five years ago, that guy was Henderson's weed dealer. 247 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:37,238 And he would not know talent if he was choking on its dick. 248 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,198 - Cool. - Let's just go. 249 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:43,244 [Joe] I would follow your brother, but I think you'd agree, 250 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:46,622 I need to follow the unprotected 15-year-old first. 251 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,008 What's up, you need a ride home? 252 00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:00,970 Um, nah, I'm good. I'm a few blocks away. 253 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,724 - No candy from strangers, huh? - [Ellie chuckles] 254 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,559 Have fun. 255 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,354 [engine starts] 256 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,148 [door closes] 257 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,068 - Ellie. - [gasps] 258 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,528 You scared me. 259 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,490 Oh, okay, this cannot be our thing. 260 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,159 What, are you following me? 261 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,119 - No, I was at the show. - Why? 262 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,536 You're not funny. 263 00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:28,497 I was with a friend. 264 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,123 Listen, I have to ask. 265 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:34,253 Uh, hanging out with Henderson, you know, your... your sister has... 266 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:35,379 history with him. 267 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,505 Oh, my God. 268 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,841 Did Delilah put you up to this? 269 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,260 Yeah, 'course I know she slept with him. 270 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,554 He's one of a hundred, she's one of a thousand. 271 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,598 - So why are you hanging out with him? - I'm not. 272 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,391 I'm chasing an internship. 273 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,268 And Delilah's okay with that? 274 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,938 I stole Henderson's email from her contacts. 275 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,356 Don't you dare tell her. 276 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,734 - Ellie, you know guys like that... - Guys like what? 277 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,570 Wait, let me guess. She called him a perv. 278 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,238 Know who else she called that? 279 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:04,408 Half the fucking cast of Sesame Street, okay? 280 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:07,369 It's her go-to. And who do you think you are? 281 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,164 Oh, my God, you're so kind. 282 00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,458 You're so protective. You're like my daddy. 283 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,186 - [yelling] Is that what you like to hear? - No. 284 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,170 - [louder] Do you want to fuck me, William? - No. 285 00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:17,933 - No, yeah, of course you do! - Never mind. 286 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,173 Of course you do! 287 00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:22,218 Everybody wants to fuck the 15-year-old! 288 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,929 [Joe] Oy, she's precocious, all right. 289 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,141 I'll leave the parenting to her sister for now. 290 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:35,022 Especially because I have caretaking needs of my own. 291 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,234 [chuckles] Cafe Gratitude. 292 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,402 What's the occasion? 293 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,739 You got laid, didn't you? 294 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,074 Tell me everything. 295 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,203 U. 296 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,004 You're an arm away from death. 297 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,924 Serves you right for changing the subject away from your lady friend. 298 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,468 Well, there's nothing to talk about, we're still friends. 299 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,761 Still platonic. 300 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,179 [chuckling] But why? 301 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:10,933 'Cause her pheromonal effect on you ceased overnight? 302 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,893 No, it's not that I don't still... 303 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,478 Well, what are you trying to prove? 304 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,815 That I won't repeat history. 305 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,066 With respect... 306 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,946 you need to see a shrink 'cause you are fooling yourself. 307 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:29,118 Your deal is we're all subconsciously trying to date our moms over and over. 308 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,661 Patterns are set young, 309 00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:34,123 and all romance is basically reenacting parental dynam... 310 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,667 What? I'm quoting my shrink. 311 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,211 - Oh! - And... and he's right. 312 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:42,047 Both my mom and my fiancée are very withholding. 313 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,174 I'm sorry, are... are you married? 314 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:45,758 Engaged. 315 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,637 Her name is Gigi. She lives in the Philippines. 316 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,890 Is this the one you sent all your money to? 317 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,349 Yeah, man. I told you I love her. 318 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,184 We met online. 319 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:57,521 One day, we'll meet in person. 320 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:03,611 Will, you are 100% disqualified from giving me relationship advice. 321 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,156 It's Manila. 322 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,452 Well, yeah, I gave you the biggest hint ever. 323 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:15,205 Wait, hey, are we just gonna play games until my meds run out again? 324 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:16,832 [Will laughs] 325 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,751 If I have a future at this company, 326 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,294 corner office, natural light. 327 00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:22,838 Transfer to another branch. 328 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:27,051 When I know, you will be the first to find out. 329 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,596 Wait, you're not eating? 330 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,514 No. No, the lady friend's a baker. 331 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,183 [laughing] What? 332 00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,560 Stop playing games and just wife her already. 333 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:40,147 Hey, and while you're at it, take her name and give mine back to me. 334 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,026 [upbeat indie music playing] 335 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,239 Hey, Love. 336 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,159 Hey. How's it going? 337 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:53,869 I'm already drooling. 338 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,329 [Love chuckles] 339 00:15:58,874 --> 00:15:59,874 [Joe] Shit. 340 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,169 Well, that's embarrassing. 341 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,467 Were... were you expecting something? 342 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:11,720 What? No. No, I didn't mean... 343 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,793 It's not like I'm owed a muffin. 344 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,266 - A muffin? - Uh, a strudel. 345 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,519 Maybe a light religieuse. 346 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,770 Oh, great. 347 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,647 Three-hour project, I'll get right on that. 348 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:24,816 [slams locker loudly] 349 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,697 This is weird, right? 350 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,467 All I meant was that I'm grateful for whatever I can get. 351 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,659 Which is... 352 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,327 whenever you want. 353 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,830 - Or if you don't... - You're right, this is weird. 354 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,916 [Joe] Shit. If I could kiss you right now, 355 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,376 you'd know I meant no harm. 356 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:46,630 But apparently, friendships are more fragile than relationships. 357 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,133 [metal clattering] 358 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:55,930 I'm sorry. 359 00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,810 [sighs] For what? 360 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,917 I just don't know what you expected. 361 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,163 [Forty] Sport. 362 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:20,747 Hi. 363 00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,333 So, uh... 364 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,588 Now that I know you're not a crazy person... 365 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:30,174 - I gotta ask. - [Joe] And here it comes. 366 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,384 What are your intentions with my sister? 367 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,928 [Joe] Apologize to you, marry you, 368 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,806 send your brother out of strangulation's reach. 369 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:38,974 Intentions? 370 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,058 Yeah. 371 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,061 Not to be all like, you know... 372 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,771 but um... 373 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,690 if you were to hurt my sister, 374 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:50,736 I could make life very difficult for you at the store. 375 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,149 Love and I are just friends. 376 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,033 Don't get me wrong, she's amazing. I'm the problem. 377 00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,545 I'm kinda getting over some stuff, you know? 378 00:17:58,702 --> 00:17:59,870 I'm working on myself. 379 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:00,996 Oh, shit. 380 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,747 Dude, are you... 381 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,083 Are you in recovery? 382 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,375 - [Joe] Nope. - Kinda. 383 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,836 Man, me too. Which... which program? 384 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,337 SLAA? 385 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,506 Wait. 386 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:13,842 Just because I choose to live so openly does not mean you have to answer that. 387 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,470 I'm in AA, and you know... 388 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:18,679 for right now... 389 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,431 that's enough. 390 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:21,975 Thanks, man. 391 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,894 [chuckling] Yeah. You know, I um... 392 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,815 actually have this killer idea for, like, a psychological thriller 393 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,359 set in the world of celebrity rehab. 394 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,276 [Joe chuckles] 395 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,360 Let me guess. 396 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:35,531 An addiction counselor turns out to be a celebrity stalker? 397 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,407 Holy shit. 398 00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:41,245 I think you just cracked it. Are you... are you a writer? 399 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,621 I'm just a reader. 400 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,414 Speaking of Love... 401 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,793 does she seem off to you? 402 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,254 I think I might have offended her. 403 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:51,755 [Forty] I wouldn't sweat it. 404 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,383 She's, like, very wound up lately. [sighs] 405 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,135 She's always baking. 406 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,137 But like... 407 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,847 who bakes for the baker? 408 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:02,723 You know? 409 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,685 [Joe] Your brother's right. 410 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,313 I've been taking your talents and you for granted. 411 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,402 Maybe in my attempt to give you space, 412 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,863 our friendship's become one-sided. 413 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,074 Maybe I can feed you like you feed me. 414 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,577 [Delilah] Don't walk out on me! Ellie, stop right there! 415 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,081 Are you or are you not dicking around with Henderson? 416 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,625 [Joe] Good, Delilah, set her straight. 417 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,211 Are you or are you not spying on me? 418 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,922 You were at his not-so-secret set. 419 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,382 Not exactly discreet. 420 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,468 - How much did you pay Will to follow me? - What are you talking about? 421 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,672 The house manager texted me. She's one of my tipsters. 422 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,848 [sighs] Listen, Ellie... 423 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,516 Henderson is bad news. 424 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,185 - You need to believe me. - Why? 425 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,437 I don't even know what happened between you two 426 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,314 because you won't tell me anything about it. 427 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,916 Maybe because there's nothing to tell. 428 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,443 [chuckling] You're a walking after school special. 429 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,862 Hey, not everything is a story, okay? 430 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,072 You think everyone is damaged because you're damaged. 431 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,866 Matter of fact, you love damage so much, 432 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,868 you made it your full-time job, 433 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,119 and it turned you ugly. 434 00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:12,461 [knocking on door] 435 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,796 Oh, hey. 436 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,756 One, 437 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,342 what the fuck are you doing creeping around my sister? 438 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,802 Two, why the fuck would you not tell me? 439 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,387 Delilah, I ran into her. 440 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,431 The last thing I wanted was any of this, 441 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,642 but so you know, I actually did try to talk to her, 442 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,393 and she said... she said it was harmless. 443 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,562 Oh, okay. Yeah, good neighboring, okay. 444 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,397 Did you reach her little heart 445 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,732 with your little words? 446 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,567 She's 15, Will! 447 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,171 Doesn't matter what she thinks because the age of consent is 18. 448 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,780 She said it was an internship. 449 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,448 Really. 450 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,658 How can I help? 451 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,284 Just... [huffs] 452 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,828 stay the hell out of the way while I take down the bad man. 453 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,579 What are you gonna do? 454 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,415 Same thing Ronan Farrow does, 455 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,834 except faster and with a personal agenda. 456 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,888 It's only a matter of time before I Harvey the shit out of Henderson. 457 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,800 I have rumors and sources, and eventually I'm gonna have evidence. 458 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:04,513 - [door opens and closes] - [Joe] Her heart's in the right place. 459 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,058 I just wish I could trust Delilah to protect her little sister. 460 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:11,645 More to the point, I wish I could trust Ellie, period. 461 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,649 Full disclosure, I put some family-friendly spyware 462 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:18,277 on the new phone I gave her to protect myself. 463 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,655 Crazy the lengths parents have to go to to keep an eye on their kids these days. 464 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,716 - Now, it's going to help me... - It's a new phone. 465 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:24,825 [Joe]...protect her. 466 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,996 I wasn't lying, Love. The last thing I want to be in is her business. 467 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,915 But I meant it when I said I'll make myself worthy of you. 468 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:36,503 That means not turning a blind eye to obvious cries for help from a child. 469 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:37,866 Here's what I've learned so far. 470 00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,632 Teenagers' inner lives are, on the outside, boring 471 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,718 and borderline nonsensical. 472 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,177 In Ellie's defense, 473 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,221 she's smarter than her chuckle buddies. 474 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,348 Bottom line, though, Henderson's correspondence 475 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,726 seems as benign as the others. 476 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,728 She seems to be working for him. 477 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,564 He seems to respect her taste. 478 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,608 And all of their texts are about films, 479 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,485 which brings us to tonight's event: 480 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:04,364 obscure film screening with a group of mixed-gender adults. 481 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,492 Not my idea of a good time, but, I gotta say, harmless. 482 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:10,495 I think I can stand down, which is a relief because, frankly, 483 00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,373 I've gotta focus on salvaging our friendship. 484 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:16,168 Let's face it, me baking for the baker 485 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:18,211 is a one-way ticket to a kitchen fire. 486 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:21,340 So I'm getting creative and I owe my inspiration to your brother. 487 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:24,176 Love and I were making our own breakfast 488 00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:26,345 from total junk every morning. 489 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:27,554 [knocking on door] 490 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:31,099 [chuckling] Oh, no. 491 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,018 I stole it from work. 492 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:34,728 Don't tell my boss. 493 00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:35,811 Okay. 494 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:39,774 Fancy! 495 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,779 Mm! It smells like absolutely nothing. 496 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:45,488 Well... 497 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:48,575 That, my friend, is where you are wrong. 498 00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:51,453 S'il vous plaît. 499 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,372 Merci. 500 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,790 Et voilà! 501 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,210 Chilla Wafers? 502 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:00,754 I have not had this since I was a kid. 503 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,173 - Forty put you up to this. - Kind of. 504 00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:06,551 But he neglected to mention you call them "Chilla Wafers." 505 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,387 Oh, yes. This is an art. 506 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,431 You take the challah, you soak it in the cocoa, 507 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:14,309 then you take that wet blob and you put it between two wafers. 508 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,978 - That sounds delicious. - Will, it is... 509 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,064 [smacks lips]...terrible. 510 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,347 - [chuckling] - Like, inedible. 511 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,901 Please don't actually try this. [chuckles] 512 00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:25,904 It's the thought that counts. 513 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:32,202 And so, uh... 514 00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:34,788 What is this called? 515 00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:37,124 It's breakfast, it's lunch, sometimes it's dinner. 516 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,647 It was the best I could do as a kid. 517 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,627 Which, you know, well, uh, it's pathetic. 518 00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:42,212 Anyway, try it. Try it. 519 00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:46,633 [Joe moaning] Uh... 520 00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:48,467 I'm sorry. 521 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,471 I am so sorry. I did not mean for this to be romantic. 522 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:54,849 Are you kidding? 523 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:56,934 I mean, look at this. 524 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,690 Are you a sociopath? I mean... 525 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,985 I told you, I'm... This is... I'm trying to not hurt you. 526 00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:07,779 And I told you that's stupid and giving me zero credit. 527 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,342 Okay, I don't... [stuttering] I don't care what you think you are, 528 00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:13,160 I care about your actions, what... 529 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:14,828 what you do. 530 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:17,706 And these mixed signals, I mean... 531 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,085 peak shitty. 532 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,882 [door shuts] 533 00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:36,099 [whispering] Oh, Love. 534 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:38,894 [girl vomiting loudly] 535 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:43,899 [Ellie coughing] 536 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,863 [Ellie spitting] 537 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,783 [sighs] 538 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,619 I'd like to ask if you're okay, 539 00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,542 but I don't wanna be accused of hitting on you. 540 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:58,621 What do you care? 541 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,510 I don't want the plants to be over-watered. 542 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,127 [coughs, sniffles] 543 00:25:04,544 --> 00:25:06,664 - Ellie, if something happened to you... - Oh, my God. 544 00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:08,507 Just shut up about Henderson. 545 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,841 It's not his fault, okay? 546 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:12,344 - What do you mean? - We were all watching a movie. 547 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:13,845 There were snacks. 548 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:15,596 I ate... 549 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:18,057 something. 550 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:21,353 Next thing I knew, I was lying on the balcony. 551 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,480 [stuttering] Henderson was a good guy. 552 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,483 He chewed Jonah out for the edibles 553 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:28,109 and he even paid for my town car. 554 00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:32,280 Ellie, are you saying you don't remember, like you lost time? 555 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,364 [Ellie] Don't. 556 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,242 You sound like Delilah. 557 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,245 Shit. You can't tell my sister. 558 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,039 She'll blow things way out of proportion. Please. 559 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:43,250 Please don't tell her. 560 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:47,127 Okay. 561 00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:49,464 I won't tell Delilah. 562 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,007 [Ellie coughs] 563 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,718 [continues coughing] 564 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:57,764 [Joe] I'll just have to do the parenting myself. 565 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,728 [gate squeaking] 566 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:05,939 [gate slams] 567 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:15,853 Tell me how to hack a celebrity. 568 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:18,284 I... 569 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:21,454 require more information. 570 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:24,916 Henderson. An underage girl. 571 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,084 Probably dozens. 572 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:27,668 That's all you need. 573 00:26:27,877 --> 00:26:30,797 Okay, but hacking? What are you looking for? 574 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,216 Evidence he's a pervert, something that'll take him down. 575 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:35,718 [Will sighs] 576 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,601 Are you doing this for the baker? 577 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:43,852 No. 578 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:45,562 I'm trying to protect a kid. 579 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:46,688 [Will chuckles] 580 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:50,942 No offense, but you don't strike me as the vigilante type. 581 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:55,363 Which means you're getting something out of this other than altruism. 582 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:56,781 Like... 583 00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:58,199 sense of self-worth? 584 00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:00,577 To prove you're a good person? 585 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:01,660 Will... 586 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:03,246 listen to me closely. 587 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:07,459 If you don't quit the faux shrink bullshit right now and help me, 588 00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:09,502 I will know you are a bad person, 589 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,714 and I have no trouble doing bad things to bad people. 590 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,175 I... 591 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:19,512 bow to your superior self-justification. 592 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:23,850 I can probably hack the man, 593 00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:26,102 but first I require two things. 594 00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:28,229 One, 595 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:29,648 the dude's jacktop. 596 00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:33,276 No celeb keeps gross shit on the cloud or their phone 597 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,654 since Celebgate 2014. 598 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:38,740 So if he's smart, he's got a dedicated perv device, hence... 599 00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:40,492 Jacktop, okay. 600 00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:42,284 What's the other thing? 601 00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:43,703 A second laptop. 602 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:45,412 With WiFi. 603 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:46,581 Not a chance. 604 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:49,834 I need to download my tools, man. 605 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:53,213 Unless you know Python, Perl, Lisp... 606 00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:56,549 There are ten ways you could send an SOS with one minute of WiFi... 607 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,635 Linux, Nexus, Hashcat... 608 00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:00,470 Or I could teach you how to hack. 609 00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:03,306 By the time we're done, your victim will be of legal age. 610 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,065 [scoffs] 611 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,901 What is going on with you today, huh? What is this? 612 00:28:15,318 --> 00:28:18,863 Don't blame me. You're the one who has all the time in the world to work out. 613 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:20,240 I've been swamped. 614 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,283 I've been managing our parents' store, 615 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:23,743 rewriting my feature, 616 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,995 and now I'm in development on False Promises with Will. 617 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,791 It's like Promises in Malibu, 618 00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:31,376 but with fake people. 619 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:32,710 Yeah. 620 00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:35,129 I get it. 621 00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:38,007 Didn't know you two were spending so much time together. 622 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:41,302 Why are you so prickly about Will, huh? 623 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,847 Is something going on? 624 00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:46,057 If something's going on, you should tell me 625 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:48,184 because... twinsparency. 626 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,562 You know, it's really funny 627 00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:53,606 how you only seem to care about twinsparency 628 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,608 when you have nothing going on. 629 00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:58,445 Wow! Wow! 630 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,196 Fuck that. Come on. 631 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:03,366 You know I'm just trying to protect you. 632 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,785 Why are you all up in my shit today? 633 00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:08,997 Because you're avoiding. 634 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:14,169 You keep glomming onto people thinking that's what's gonna make you successful. 635 00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:15,503 Will can't help you. 636 00:29:16,337 --> 00:29:17,505 You need to help you. 637 00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:21,968 Why don't you just do the work? 638 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:28,933 Or maybe you're threatened by the possibility 639 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:32,270 that Will and I could become closer than you ever could. 640 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:36,690 Good game. 641 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,027 Yeah, write a script. 642 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:42,488 Fuck. 643 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,826 [Joe] The plan: get in Henderson's house, 644 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,495 get jacktop to Will. 645 00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:50,246 Not my first rodeo, thank you, Peach. 646 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:52,499 But this one's a celebrity. Finding his place... 647 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,418 Surprisingly easy. 648 00:29:55,877 --> 00:30:00,089 Oh, he bought his historic Hollywood Hills compound from dear friend Judd off-market. 649 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:01,508 Address unlisted, of course, 650 00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:05,428 unless you look for Joshua Bunter in LA voter rolls, which are public record. 651 00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:07,514 Libertarian. Fucking sleazebag. 652 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:14,103 Henderson's pad, built in the 20s, four-bed, three-bath, 653 00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:17,190 original tile, shallow-pitched exposed wood ceilings, 654 00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:19,317 and very high walls. 655 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,111 Scratch breaking and entering. 656 00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:25,281 I need to be invited in. 657 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,912 Which means scoring an invite to a legendary Henderson party. 658 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,455 VIP only. 659 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,874 It's too bad my dear friend Forty is non grata. 660 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:38,419 No, I need to befriend somebody on the edge of fame. 661 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,672 Henderson's pre-celeb pals. 662 00:30:40,755 --> 00:30:43,675 And what better place to find a nobody who thinks he's somebody... 663 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,094 than the improv crowd. 664 00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:49,430 Cross-reference Hendy's Insta tags with Facebook 665 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:52,225 with people he ats on Twitter out of his hundred thousand followers, 666 00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:53,308 and you find... 667 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:54,978 Freddy. 668 00:30:56,145 --> 00:30:57,522 He's my ticket in. 669 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:01,901 But in order to become an insider in the cult of improv, 670 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,570 I've got to speak the lingo. 671 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,697 Freddy's whole thing is yes-and. 672 00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,115 Only gets you so far. 673 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:09,576 Then the game of the scene takes over. 674 00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:11,703 [Joe] God help us. 675 00:31:11,786 --> 00:31:14,163 Scenes are built on agreement. 676 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:15,331 Someone makes an offer. 677 00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:18,501 Chucky said you want to kiss my peepee behind the swingset. 678 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,795 No matter what, you say, "Yes, and..." 679 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,881 Yes, I said that. 680 00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:24,048 And... 681 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,633 I want him to watch. 682 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:29,554 [Joe] Which is a great way to indoctrinate female teammates into Hollywood. 683 00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:31,806 You want to be famous? You gotta be game. 684 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:35,810 Someday, if you're lucky enough, you can say yes-and to Henderson. 685 00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:38,747 - [audience cheering] - All right, guys, that's our show. 686 00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:39,939 Thanks for coming. 687 00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,150 That was great. Good job. 688 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:45,113 I'm glad you could see me up there 'cause you could see me in my element. 689 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:47,864 [Joe] Nobody advances in this cult with talent alone, 690 00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:49,741 they climb with heat, connections, 691 00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:52,869 and for that, I must channel my dear friend Forty. 692 00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:53,953 Hey, Freddy. 693 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,037 Yeah. 694 00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:56,862 - Great show. - Oh, thanks, man. 695 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,584 - You used to be in WolfJizz, right? - Oh, yeah, totes. 696 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:01,502 And that team had instant group mind. 697 00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:04,672 Totes. I saw you at Del Close a couple years back. 698 00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,758 Eugene said you were a must-see. 699 00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:07,884 Oh, you know Eugene? 700 00:32:07,967 --> 00:32:10,845 [Joe] He's but the tip of a second-hand bullshit iceberg. 701 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,722 Man, Eugene is the best teacher 702 00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:13,806 I've ever had. 703 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,224 Such strong initiations. 704 00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:17,268 Like, I got to guest spot a few fuck around shows, 705 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:20,271 and watching him and Billy and Henderson mind-meld... 706 00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:22,982 - It's church. - They're good, yeah. 707 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:24,943 You know? So I just moved from New York. 708 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:28,404 You and Hendy used to be on a Harold team, right? 709 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,168 [chuckling] Oh, Chudthumper? You know that? 710 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,659 - Yes! Your object work was brilliant. - That group was crazy. 711 00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:34,410 Oh, thanks, man. 712 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:39,040 Hey, uh, speaking of Hendy, you know about the after-show thing at this place? 713 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,523 - No, but it'd be sweet to catch up. - Yeah, you should come. 714 00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:44,754 Gate code is D-I-C-K-S. [laughing] 715 00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:46,798 - Classic Henderson, right? - Classic. 716 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:48,383 - I'll see you there? - Yeah. 717 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:50,301 Chudthumper... 718 00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:53,262 [Joe] Well, that was only mildly debasing. 719 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:56,808 Now, all I need is to slip in and out with a jacktop, 720 00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:59,060 unnoticed in a stream of white guys. 721 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:02,146 I know, I'm using my privilege for good. 722 00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:04,941 [Forty] Old sport? 723 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,318 What are you doing here? 724 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:09,946 [Joe] No. No way. Did he follow me? 725 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,781 I hit it off with someone at the theater. 726 00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:13,741 Did you and Henderson make up? 727 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,703 Not yet, but I'm seizing the bull. 728 00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:18,121 I'm... I'm doing the work. 729 00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:21,874 I'm gonna pitch False Promises live and in the flesh. 730 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:25,502 So go ahead. 731 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:28,214 [Joe] Poor bastard didn't even get an invite. 732 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:30,258 So much for unnoticed. 733 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:32,134 [keypad beeping] 734 00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:35,221 Forgive me, Love, I've gotta ditch your brother, ASAP. 735 00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:36,472 [Forty giggles] 736 00:33:36,639 --> 00:33:38,641 "Dicks." Classic. 737 00:33:43,479 --> 00:33:45,773 [indistinct chatter, indie music playing] 738 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:03,434 [Henderson] I want to know who from the Family got cut from the guest list. 739 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:04,459 [woman laughing] 740 00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:06,377 Take care. Send me the pic. 741 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,880 [Forty] See that chick? That's Henderson's agent. 742 00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:10,715 - I'm gonna find a bathroom. - Okay. 743 00:34:13,259 --> 00:34:16,512 [Joe] It's risky to leave Forty in a force field of anti-sobriety, 744 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:18,431 but I'm not his babysitter. 745 00:34:18,806 --> 00:34:20,099 I'm here for Ellie. 746 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:28,899 Tina. 747 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:30,777 [Tina chuckles nervously] 748 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:31,694 Tina. 749 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:33,821 Forty. It's been a minute. 750 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,865 Oh, what are you working on these days? 751 00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:36,866 I'm so glad you asked. 752 00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:39,952 I have got this psycho-sexual thriller 753 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:42,705 set in a, um, a celebrity rehab facility 754 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:45,124 that I think Henderson would be perfect for. 755 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:46,292 It's real, it's fucked up, 756 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:48,415 - funny, star vehicle... - Oh, wow. How does it end? 757 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,464 Well, you would need to know the beginning and the middle... 758 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:52,840 Wow, sounds promising. 759 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,384 - Yeah, let's set up a meeting and we can... - No. 760 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:57,136 Mm-mm. No way. 761 00:34:58,304 --> 00:34:59,555 [chuckling] Why? 762 00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:02,100 Forty, you know when people talk about having it? 763 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:03,476 You don't have it. 764 00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:07,146 It is a combination of talent and work ethic. 765 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:08,731 And I'm telling you this to help you 766 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:11,901 because you can have ideas and nothing to say. 767 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,195 But here's the silver lining: 768 00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:15,363 you're rich. 769 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:16,948 You don't need to struggle. 770 00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:19,075 You could, like, finance indie films or something. 771 00:35:19,158 --> 00:35:21,077 You'd be so good. You're so fun. 772 00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,329 - [Forty laughs] - Think about it, okay? 773 00:35:23,412 --> 00:35:26,290 I love you. I'm trying to protect you. Mwah! 774 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:27,583 Mm-hmm. 775 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:36,050 [Joe] Henderson's inner sanctum. 776 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,636 It's so... normal. 777 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:44,142 It's a certain kind of assault, but bad taste does not a predator make. 778 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:47,311 I wonder how many people Josh alienated 779 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:49,814 as he climbed the mountain to become Henderson. 780 00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:54,402 And how many girls Henderson traumatized once he had all the power. 781 00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:06,080 [Forty] It's Chekhov's knife. 782 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,915 And as soon as we see it, 783 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:10,376 then you know throats are gonna get cut. 784 00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:14,046 But we don't know whose, and we don't know why. 785 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:18,217 Sure, she's... she's cutting an apple right now, 786 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:22,847 but the audience is gonna be subconsciously terrified... 787 00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:24,056 [Joe] Oh, shit. 788 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:26,642 ...for the human apple. 789 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:28,019 [man] It's powerful, man. 790 00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:29,144 Old sport! 791 00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:32,940 I am pitching False Promises 792 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,359 to these fine fuckers, 793 00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:37,111 and I'm on page six, 794 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:40,156 which now that I'm saying it out loud, 795 00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:41,699 feels like page three. 796 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,005 [Joe] I should leave, I should just leave, 797 00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:46,662 go help Ellie, let Forty screw Forty. 798 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,843 [Forty, echoing] Sport? Sport. 799 00:37:01,427 --> 00:37:02,637 [shutter clicks] 800 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,180 Forty, hey... 801 00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:06,599 Forty, your sister's asking for you. Let's get out of here. 802 00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:07,808 No. 803 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:09,227 Boo-oo! 804 00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:10,519 Party foul! 805 00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:12,730 Tell her... tell her I'm mid-pitch. 806 00:37:12,813 --> 00:37:14,857 I'm en fuego. She'll get it. 807 00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:15,858 Forty! 808 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:19,195 Please, let me take you home. Come on. You don't want her to see you like this. 809 00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:22,156 - [male party-goer] Yo, Captain Buzzkill! - Why not? 810 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:25,159 This is exactly... 811 00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:27,787 what she expects, promise. 812 00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:31,791 Do you have any idea how painful it is 813 00:37:31,874 --> 00:37:34,502 disappointing someone who is that perfect? 814 00:37:35,294 --> 00:37:36,921 You would be surprised. 815 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:39,966 Hey, you know what? 816 00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:42,385 You need to be drinking that swill if you're doing blow. 817 00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:44,971 - Get down. Hey, easy, easy. - [Forty] Henderson, Henderson. 818 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:48,808 - Yeah, no, I have a pitch for you. - We got a lot of catching up to do, buddy. 819 00:37:48,891 --> 00:37:51,477 All right? But let's just, uh, not mix business with pleasure. 820 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,438 Let's just call Tina and we'll set up a meet with the both of us. 821 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:56,274 [Joe] Henderson's trying to help. 822 00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:58,943 - No, I'm... I'm good. Let's talk. - No, no, I know you're good. 823 00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:00,826 As a matter of fact, I'm the one that's tired. 824 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:03,781 Actually... Everybody, guys, I'm tired, so... 825 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,240 [party-goers booing] 826 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,660 All right, whatever. Fuck you, young people. 827 00:38:07,743 --> 00:38:11,163 I'm in my 30s, I'm down a nut, and I need my eight hours, so good night! 828 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:13,499 [Joe] Did this guy just tank his own party 829 00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:15,668 to make Forty feel better about leaving? 830 00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:18,546 - Oh, Henderson, man, I owe you an apology. - No, shh. 831 00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:21,590 - I'm really sorry. - Hey, hey, hey. You're a delicious prince. 832 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:22,674 Okay? 833 00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:23,843 Get home safe. 834 00:38:23,926 --> 00:38:25,303 Bygones are bygones. 835 00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:27,972 Here, I'll get you to Love's, okay? 836 00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:30,182 No, no! No, please, please. 837 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:33,519 I don't... I don't want to go to somewhere funded by Quinn blood money. 838 00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:35,479 Don't... don't you get the curse yet? 839 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:36,981 Okay, okay, then we'll go to mine. 840 00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:38,064 - Okay. - All right? 841 00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:41,193 Hey, buddy, do I know you? 842 00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:43,863 [Forty grunting] 843 00:38:44,697 --> 00:38:47,408 Will. We, uh... we met at a party, Valley. 844 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:50,244 - Oh, the finger guy, right? Yeah. - Yes. 845 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,371 You're Delilah's friend. So you know Ellie. 846 00:38:52,788 --> 00:38:53,788 Yes. 847 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:55,457 And... 848 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,209 she's very smart. 849 00:38:57,293 --> 00:38:58,836 Did you just yes-and my small talk? 850 00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:01,380 Yes, and I regret it. 851 00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:03,299 Hey, keep practicing. That was really good. 852 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:07,345 She... Ellie is... Is she your intern or...? 853 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:10,348 Yeah, that kid is so, so smart. 854 00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:13,351 Ah, it's the least a privileged white male asshole can do. 855 00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:22,234 [Forty puking] 856 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:24,028 [breathing heavily] 857 00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:25,905 [knocking on door] 858 00:39:25,988 --> 00:39:26,988 [Forty groans] 859 00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:29,574 Hey. 860 00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:31,952 - What did he take? - No idea. 861 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:33,371 It happened so fast. 862 00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:34,872 [Forty] I'm sorry. 863 00:39:34,955 --> 00:39:35,831 I'm really sorry. 864 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:37,124 [Love] What did you take? 865 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,210 [Forty puking] 866 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:41,194 Would you mind putting on some tea? 867 00:39:41,253 --> 00:39:42,546 [Forty grunting] 868 00:39:43,255 --> 00:39:44,423 [whining] I'm sorry. 869 00:39:58,729 --> 00:39:59,729 There you go. 870 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:03,984 Do you think I'm talented? 871 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:06,486 Of course I do. 872 00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:10,157 - That's why I push you. - But... 873 00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:11,909 do I have to, like... 874 00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:15,746 live in a shitbox like this to be a real artist? 875 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:16,830 Like... 876 00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:19,083 where even are we? 877 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:20,667 [stern] Hey. 878 00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:22,795 You're with me. 879 00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:24,505 Always will be. 880 00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:28,717 And that's all that matters. 881 00:40:29,468 --> 00:40:30,553 What's the point? 882 00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:35,558 Even if I made something really good now, 883 00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:37,685 nobody is gonna care about it. 884 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:38,853 That's not true. 885 00:40:39,478 --> 00:40:42,273 Whatever you write, I can't wait... 886 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:44,065 to read it 887 00:40:44,191 --> 00:40:45,818 'cause it's gonna come from you. 888 00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:36,952 I'm sorry I didn't look after your brother tonight. 889 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:39,788 It's not your job. 890 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:42,457 It's mine. 891 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,253 And Forty's fragile. 892 00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:52,134 Life just keeps kicking the shit out of him. 893 00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,429 Always has since we were kids. 894 00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:59,517 Everybody sees the money. They don't understand he never... 895 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,895 [inhales and exhales deeply] 896 00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:04,522 He never had a chance. 897 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:09,693 Oh, when he was little, he was confident. 898 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:12,905 Creative. 899 00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:15,533 So sweet. 900 00:42:17,826 --> 00:42:19,495 [sighs] Then, this one summer... 901 00:42:22,831 --> 00:42:24,708 the year my parents launched Anavrin, 902 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,252 they left us with this... 903 00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:29,797 fucking crazy au pair. 904 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:32,633 Forty saw way too much, too young. 905 00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:35,511 Now I'm the one who picks up the pieces because... 906 00:42:36,178 --> 00:42:37,596 he needs someone. 907 00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,142 He's a good person. 908 00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:44,979 He just does some bad things sometimes. 909 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:46,897 I'm sorry. 910 00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:48,731 That's hard. 911 00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:49,900 But that's love. 912 00:42:51,318 --> 00:42:52,444 [Love chuckles softly] 913 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,488 See, this is what I'm talking about. 914 00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:58,367 I'm not perfect either. 915 00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:01,579 Codependent brother... 916 00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:03,788 A widow... 917 00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:08,294 You haven't even met my parents yet. 918 00:43:11,505 --> 00:43:12,840 You deserve better... 919 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,385 than another broken soul. 920 00:43:17,011 --> 00:43:18,387 We're all a little broken. 921 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,643 Yet some pieces still manage to fit together. 922 00:43:58,052 --> 00:43:59,637 - [Joe groans] - Shh! He's sleeping. 923 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,932 [snoring] 924 00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:07,144 [both breathing heavily] 925 00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:09,438 [Love moans gently] 926 00:44:12,107 --> 00:44:13,317 [Joe grunts] 927 00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:15,277 [shushes] 928 00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:20,573 I told you. 929 00:44:20,824 --> 00:44:22,368 We have to be quiet. 930 00:44:39,885 --> 00:44:40,885 [Love moans loudly] 931 00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,056 [muffled moaning] 932 00:44:44,306 --> 00:44:46,558 [Love grunting] 933 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:53,148 [both grunting louder] 934 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:10,165 [Joe] You're a different kind of woman, Love. 935 00:45:13,293 --> 00:45:15,754 This time will be different. 936 00:45:19,007 --> 00:45:20,384 I will never hurt you. 937 00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:22,344 If anything, we can heal each other, 938 00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:26,306 and I promise, I'll never take your cooking for granted again. 939 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:30,644 [Forty] Morning, old sport. 940 00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:32,479 How do you like your eggs? 941 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:34,189 Sunny side up. 942 00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:37,526 [Joe] And I will try my hardest to accept 943 00:45:37,609 --> 00:45:40,028 being in a damn throuple with your brother. 944 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,500 [tapping] How much longer? 945 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:55,335 Ask the shitty burner you bought. 946 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:57,545 [Will inhales] 947 00:45:59,673 --> 00:46:01,091 Well, good news, 948 00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:02,468 dude was easy to crack. 949 00:46:02,885 --> 00:46:05,179 The bad news, the dude was clean. 950 00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:06,930 It's impossible. 951 00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:10,684 I scrubbed all his files, accounts, 952 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:12,561 search history, Pornhub. 953 00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:15,731 [Joe] Well, I did my job. 954 00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:18,400 If I'm willing to put my faith in Love, 955 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:20,861 then maybe Ellie deserves the same trust. 956 00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:22,738 She's smart. 957 00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:23,821 How you feeling? 958 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:27,367 Embarrassed. 959 00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:30,746 Hey, I'm really sorry I puked in such close proximity to you. 960 00:46:30,829 --> 00:46:32,206 - Ah... - It was a bad edible. 961 00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:33,289 So gross. 962 00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:38,170 Thanks for not narcing me out. 963 00:46:38,253 --> 00:46:39,338 It's on your list. 964 00:46:39,922 --> 00:46:41,924 A bookseller gets murdered in the first 20 minutes, 965 00:46:42,007 --> 00:46:44,635 so, uh... if it's too much for you, I'll understand. 966 00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:47,638 All right, gotta get to Hendy's. 967 00:46:49,598 --> 00:46:51,225 The hustle never stops, William. 968 00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,560 You're gonna come home to the first book on your list. 969 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:55,562 - It's a hardcover. - I'm already bored. 970 00:47:01,902 --> 00:47:04,071 [Joe] For Ellie, something dark, 971 00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,823 funny, ambitious, 972 00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:08,742 a break from the dreck that crosses Henderson's desk. 973 00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:11,119 Bettelheim. 974 00:47:11,578 --> 00:47:14,790 - [Joe] Oh, speaking of. - So here is the crusher. 975 00:47:15,582 --> 00:47:16,792 I have been... 976 00:47:17,459 --> 00:47:18,502 giving it some thought, 977 00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:21,505 and I don't think False Promises is gonna happen. 978 00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:24,341 It's a short story, not a feature film. 979 00:47:24,883 --> 00:47:26,969 Oh, I'm sorry. That's a real shame. 980 00:47:27,052 --> 00:47:29,513 It's okay. We'll think of something better, right? 981 00:47:29,596 --> 00:47:31,807 A real showcase for Henderson. 982 00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:34,518 My lunch with him is still on the books for next week, so... 983 00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:39,188 That's great. 984 00:47:39,606 --> 00:47:40,606 Hey, can I ask? 985 00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:43,193 What happened between you two? 986 00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:47,781 You know, I don't actually remember much of the night in question. 987 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:52,035 I mean, there was not much at that party that wasn't in my system. 988 00:47:53,453 --> 00:47:56,665 It was all gonna... come up eventually, right? [chuckles] 989 00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:59,626 Just wish it hadn't been all over his secret toy room. 990 00:48:01,503 --> 00:48:03,589 - Secret toy room? - Yeah. 991 00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:05,841 It's one of those old Prohibition houses 992 00:48:05,924 --> 00:48:08,343 with the hidden speakeasy doors. 993 00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:11,805 Henderson has transformed it into this whimsical little... 994 00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:14,474 creepy dungeon, I guess. 995 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:17,519 And I went full Exorcist on that shit, just like... 996 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,313 [imitates demon] 997 00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:20,814 You said it's creepy. 998 00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:24,568 Imagine if you collected kids' stuff, 999 00:48:24,651 --> 00:48:30,115 yet also were low-key a bit of a fucking sadist in the sack. 1000 00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:33,160 - That. - [Joe] A secret room. 1001 00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:34,244 Huh. 1002 00:48:35,203 --> 00:48:36,788 I'm disappointed I missed that. 1003 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,042 [closing music playing] 1004 00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:40,185 Subtitle by Matheus Modesto