1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,733 You know, that really upsets me! This guy just breaks up with me? 2 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,300 -Aren't you sad at all? -I'm too angry for that! 3 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,233 This is coming back to normal. Just don't start with Mark. 4 00:00:15,133 --> 00:00:18,133 Why not? Make it a little jealous. 5 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,333 Mark is so cute! Don't break his heart. 6 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:25,633 Kathi, first and foremost it should be you about your best friend's heart 7 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:28,500 and then only about a man, that you'll never get over anyway. 8 00:00:30,466 --> 00:00:32,165 Best friend? Where? 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:33,700 In the hallway? 10 00:00:34,733 --> 00:00:37,200 -Hello, best friend? -Hello! 11 00:00:38,566 --> 00:00:41,700 No, it won't fix itself again. I'm not interested in that. 12 00:00:41,766 --> 00:00:46,500 -It can straighten itself out again. -Wow. You seem completely determined. 13 00:00:46,566 --> 00:00:50,000 Yes, I am too. If I first made a career in five years, 14 00:00:50,066 --> 00:00:51,333 she will look around. 15 00:00:52,766 --> 00:00:54,666 Costa, are you coming? 16 00:00:59,266 --> 00:01:01,200 OK. I'll keep it short. 17 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,599 Do you have anything planned this evening? Or... 18 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:08,733 ...Fancy a little game of poker? Just the two of us. 19 00:01:09,766 --> 00:01:13,066 Um, well... I'm getting married. 20 00:01:14,133 --> 00:01:16,600 The love of my life. 21 00:01:18,566 --> 00:01:21,366 You don't even bother a credible excuse. 22 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:26,133 You, in four hours the toilets are germ-free! 23 00:01:30,166 --> 00:01:32,766 Where were we? Career? 24 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,766 Yes. I think I'll buy the retirement home. 25 00:01:36,133 --> 00:01:38,800 Lots of companies are investing into the 60 plus generation. 26 00:01:39,033 --> 00:01:42,100 -ARD and ZDF for example. -Now come to three o'clock. 27 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:50,000 Last night I wanted to go to the finale Attack the front. 28 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:53,033 -But the cannons didn't fire. -Huh? 29 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:57,466 In recent years the powder got a little damp, if you understand. 30 00:01:57,533 --> 00:01:59,600 Is it raining anywhere? Where, then? 31 00:02:00,366 --> 00:02:04,100 -No, dude. He's talking about fucking. -You can talk loudly. 32 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:05,800 She doesn't have the hearing aid in her. 33 00:02:06,033 --> 00:02:09,333 No. My son is in charge now the department store chain. 34 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,800 I need some support 35 00:02:12,033 --> 00:02:13,766 at the battle station. 36 00:02:17,033 --> 00:02:19,500 -Uh! -Hey, what's going on here? 37 00:02:20,133 --> 00:02:21,566 A little more concentration, please. 38 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:25,633 What does he want now? 39 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:27,800 -Viagra, man. -Oh, Viagra. 40 00:02:57,566 --> 00:03:00,300 The spelling has been checked. Let's go now, okay? 41 00:03:00,366 --> 00:03:03,266 -Already? -Jette, we have 112 hours of overtime. 42 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:04,600 When I was your age, 43 00:03:04,666 --> 00:03:07,366 I didn't count any overtime, but worked. 44 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,366 I took advantage of every opportunity and 45 00:03:10,433 --> 00:03:11,666 worked through the night. 46 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:16,066 I did some research, my fingers were sore... 47 00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:20,600 -Hello. -Hi. 48 00:03:20,666 --> 00:03:24,033 -Mark, what are you doing here again? -I wanted to drive you home. 49 00:03:24,733 --> 00:03:29,500 Super. I'm on my bike, and it's really hot. Come! 50 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:32,533 ...I worked. Do you understand? Worked. 51 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,233 Who came there? 52 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:40,533 Hasi Two! 53 00:03:46,533 --> 00:03:47,700 Oh shit. 54 00:03:49,566 --> 00:03:52,700 -Did a bee sting you? -Yes, but a very expensive one. 55 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:55,266 I had Botox injections you weirdo. 56 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,400 Oh, that looked delicious. 57 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:11,733 What was that? 58 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,233 -Lasagne. -I don't eat minced meat anymore anyway. 59 00:04:19,033 --> 00:04:22,666 Yes, and then she died. The ball was directly in the right septum. 60 00:04:22,733 --> 00:04:25,466 sorry, but that's just too intimate for me now. 61 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,066 Uh, cardiac septum. 62 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:29,233 Oh, okay. Now it's sad. 63 00:04:31,233 --> 00:04:34,233 And your wife is the only one who you have kissed so far? 64 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:37,800 No, but... The feeling was right for her. 65 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:40,366 I thought maybe with you... 66 00:04:41,366 --> 00:04:42,233 ...that would be the case. 67 00:04:43,466 --> 00:04:46,133 Um, Kathy. You can walk the last part? 68 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,266 Listen, Mark. I think you're kind of cute. 69 00:04:55,333 --> 00:04:57,133 But the thing with Cem and me, that's... 70 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:00,600 This is very complicated. We're basically siblings. 71 00:05:00,666 --> 00:05:04,100 We argue a lot, we feel but also connected to each other. 72 00:05:04,166 --> 00:05:06,233 -That's totally childish. -Yes I know. 73 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:08,500 So from him. I'm not childish. 74 00:05:09,133 --> 00:05:11,100 That's why I can't kiss you now. 75 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:16,533 Not even like that? So, for fun, or for testing. 76 00:05:23,133 --> 00:05:25,133 Although... yes. Clear. 77 00:05:29,733 --> 00:05:31,066 Now he's getting angry. 78 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,166 Now he wants to hit him. 79 00:05:35,666 --> 00:05:38,600 But Mark is a police officer. That's why he can't do it at all. 80 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,400 Now he's annoyed, that he broke up. And now... 81 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 ...I'm feeling better. 82 00:05:51,366 --> 00:05:52,800 -How was I? -Oh God. 83 00:05:53,033 --> 00:05:54,533 I paid more attention to Cem. 84 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,466 -Good. -Yes? Real? 85 00:05:57,333 --> 00:05:58,400 Yes, totally good. 86 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,333 Do you also have butterflies in your stomach? 87 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:12,133 Sorry, otherwise this will happen always only after Doris's meal. 88 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:15,033 You had to throw up after you kissed him? 89 00:06:15,433 --> 00:06:17,266 Okay, then I can have it. 90 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:20,800 Can we just take a second? deal with me and my problems? 91 00:06:21,033 --> 00:06:22,733 Secure. For a change. 92 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,100 I love Cem yes, 93 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:27,300 but it's okay between us always just about who has the longer one. 94 00:06:27,766 --> 00:06:29,500 -I hope he does. -Lena? 95 00:06:30,366 --> 00:06:33,700 -Costa and that woman in the nursing home... -Yağmur, not now, okay? 96 00:06:34,666 --> 00:06:35,666 Mark is right. 97 00:06:35,733 --> 00:06:38,500 Stop this childish shit. Time to grow up. 98 00:06:44,033 --> 00:06:46,566 And? Do you feel good, that you smooched? 99 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,766 Yes. And we were also at his home 100 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,033 and have done much more than just making out. 101 00:06:54,466 --> 00:06:58,400 Mark is so great. I don't need you. You're not good enough for me either. 102 00:07:00,366 --> 00:07:03,100 OK. Now I have his day also messed up. Where was I? 103 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,166 No more child poop. 104 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:08,633 Yes. The one with me and Cem needs to go in an adult direction. 105 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:11,466 We love each other, but he doesn't seem to get it. 106 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:15,366 I have to go. My mother wanted me still do the nails. Bye. 107 00:07:18,233 --> 00:07:19,766 So what about Costa now? 108 00:07:23,366 --> 00:07:24,266 Oh my God! 109 00:07:28,066 --> 00:07:30,333 You look like you're made of wax. 110 00:07:31,366 --> 00:07:34,300 Wait until it's a bit has healed. This will be great. 111 00:07:34,733 --> 00:07:36,633 Well, your hands have been washed. 112 00:07:40,533 --> 00:07:42,100 I can't believe this. 113 00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:44,366 I'm doing it for myself, Rabbit One. 114 00:07:44,433 --> 00:07:46,166 Nice. But I have to look at you. 115 00:07:48,533 --> 00:07:50,466 Why didn't you answer the phone? 116 00:07:51,133 --> 00:07:52,233 I haven't heard. 117 00:07:52,633 --> 00:07:54,100 Doris, that looks somehow... 118 00:07:55,066 --> 00:07:58,433 ...wrong. What did you get injected with? The wrinkle cream from Uschi Glas? 119 00:07:59,233 --> 00:08:02,200 I can't really tolerate the Botox the doctor said. 120 00:08:02,266 --> 00:08:04,666 That's why we have stopped after the second injection. 121 00:08:04,733 --> 00:08:08,566 Here and here. So actually I wanted to go here and here... 122 00:08:08,633 --> 00:08:11,733 ...and here. But this Let's just do it operationally now. 123 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,666 Operational? Tell me, are you not quite close anymore? 124 00:08:15,266 --> 00:08:18,433 Take Cem with you. Maybe it will squirt also a few brain cells. 125 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:22,533 Brains are definitely very expensive. But if you take two tits, 126 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,033 Maybe I can get a discount. 127 00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:29,400 Don't you want to eat anything? 128 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,333 Actually, yes, but... 129 00:08:33,433 --> 00:08:36,033 ...somehow feels my face so paralyzed. 130 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:46,766 Can you get a straw? 131 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,033 Clear. 132 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,500 If you go to the plastic artist again, I will incapacitate you. 133 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:53,566 Was there anything else? 134 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:56,333 Or I'll lock you up! You don't have them all anymore! 135 00:08:57,033 --> 00:08:59,000 So, I eat in the kitchen. 136 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,333 Eat in the kitchen too. That's where you belong. 137 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,466 You don't have to every night either in the asshole, even though you are one. 138 00:09:05,533 --> 00:09:07,266 Cucumber, can you clarify that? 139 00:09:07,733 --> 00:09:11,100 I just have to use the asshole language learn, then I'll talk to Cem. 140 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,566 -What's going on now? -Nothing at all. 141 00:09:20,666 --> 00:09:23,500 Guys, I just Paid huge amounts of money for smooth skin. 142 00:09:23,566 --> 00:09:25,633 Well, I don't mind the next worry line. 143 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:28,066 You're so... Stop it now, man! 144 00:09:28,133 --> 00:09:29,200 Hey! 145 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:33,600 So, you two, unpack. What's wrong with your friends? 146 00:09:33,666 --> 00:09:35,366 Cem is no longer my friend. 147 00:09:35,433 --> 00:09:37,666 You know Cem is scared, not enough for you. 148 00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:41,066 -He wants to be respected by you. -Let him make something of himself. 149 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:44,000 -Do you love Cem? -Nope. 150 00:09:44,066 --> 00:09:46,066 Children your age you are so insecure. 151 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:49,333 As soon as a small problem comes, you question everything you have. 152 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,733 What is that? 153 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,100 That was the doctor. What else could be done? 154 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:57,366 Yes, so much on the topic, to question everything. 155 00:09:57,433 --> 00:09:59,300 You have to talk to Cem. 156 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,033 If you don't have a base, what I immediately feared 157 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,266 then you take a break. 158 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:07,466 But that's not the case for all of us getting on your nerves with your bitches. 159 00:10:09,466 --> 00:10:12,166 And you, Yağmur? Why are you so cold to Costa? 160 00:10:14,566 --> 00:10:18,000 I saw him in the nursing home danced with this nurse. 161 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,533 And probably he flirted with her too. 162 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,366 Or slept with her or something. 163 00:10:23,766 --> 00:10:24,700 Are you sure? 164 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,200 Nope. 165 00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:31,433 -You should see each other! -Ditto. 166 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,633 Just ask him. 167 00:10:36,733 --> 00:10:38,733 I'd rather not know whether there was anything there. 168 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,266 And if there was something? 169 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:44,200 Then... there's nothing I can do anyway. 170 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,400 And if there was nothing? 171 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,300 Then... was I lucky? 172 00:10:49,766 --> 00:10:51,800 Yağmur, that's terrible, what you're saying. 173 00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:54,466 You need to talk to Costa. Co... 174 00:10:54,533 --> 00:10:56,133 -No! -Col... 175 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:00,600 Cucumber, are you calling for Costa? I can't move my mouth well. 176 00:11:00,666 --> 00:11:02,400 No, please don't! 177 00:11:02,466 --> 00:11:06,000 Costa! Are you cheating? And if so, we'll kill you! 178 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,133 Yağmur, there was nothing. 179 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:17,633 Maybe she wanted to. But me I told her I was getting married soon. 180 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:21,500 I was so scared that one woman wouldn't be enough for you. 181 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,233 What do you mean? 182 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:27,600 It happens often, that the wife is not enough. 183 00:11:29,433 --> 00:11:32,166 You don't have to take part, right? 184 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,633 But. The man decides. 185 00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:44,266 You really would have stayed with me, if I fuck you? 186 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:48,600 I only have you. 187 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,333 You are my future! 188 00:12:02,266 --> 00:12:03,400 Hello. N/a? 189 00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:06,633 I have to go straight away, I don't feel like arguing. 190 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:09,400 -Me neither anymore, really. -It's not my fault. 191 00:12:10,266 --> 00:12:11,466 You broke up. 192 00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:15,533 I didn't mean it like that. You knew that and kissed Mark. 193 00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:19,000 Yes, because you are dissatisfied. And a woman feels something like that. 194 00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:22,066 I don't see any woman here. 195 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:26,133 I would be dissatisfied too, I would Changing diapers for adults. 196 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:30,000 -I don't feel like it either, and... -I just believe 197 00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:33,266 you will never accept it, that I am the one who has a career, 198 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,800 who pays for the Porsche, who buys the house on Malle 199 00:12:36,433 --> 00:12:39,333 and the remaining million donated to Britney Spears. 200 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,033 Better donate it to them Big-headed bitches research group. 201 00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:46,033 Cem, I think... 202 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,433 I believe Now I need a break. 203 00:12:50,066 --> 00:12:53,566 Are you breaking up? Can not you, because I already broke up! 204 00:12:53,633 --> 00:12:57,666 Every time I touch your manhood If you scratch anything, you'll hit the ceiling. 205 00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:00,266 You said That wasn't a real breakup. 206 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:03,333 You don't want a break. You have another one. 207 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,566 -It's nothing serious with Mark. -That's a fucking cop. 208 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,066 I stood next to him at the pee basin. 209 00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:13,033 Ruins the surprise. But you'll regret it. 210 00:13:14,233 --> 00:13:17,800 I'm sorry, Cem. But somehow Nothing connects us anymore. 211 00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:22,366 We want to constantly change and don't let the other person do what they want. 212 00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:25,366 Maybe we really were made only for puberty. 213 00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:29,433 Nope! You just don't get what you want, because you think you are better! 214 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,200 Cem, please don't scream so loud. I'm not feeling so well. 215 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:33,766 What is that about? 216 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:37,433 M.J. things weren't going well anymore either without Peter Parker. 217 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,166 Yes, but that was Spiderman, and you're just an idiot. 218 00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:42,100 Maybe I'm Spiderman too. 219 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,566 You don't even have glasses. 220 00:13:44,766 --> 00:13:48,200 And if it's me, then you will never know it again! 221 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,633 This all pisses me off. 222 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:08,166 Hermi will be happy. We want? 223 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:10,800 Oh, sorry. 224 00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:14,633 I hope bending down is still possible full of implants. 225 00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:17,166 Be happy that I'm redesigning myself. 226 00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:20,033 We're also redoing the kitchen. It's totally dilapidated. 227 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,566 What else do you want to do new? 228 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,733 Everything. You have to go to the hairdresser. 229 00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:27,166 Diana, please say something. 230 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,333 You really need to go to the hairdresser. And you... 231 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,433 Oh, finally stop to run away from getting old. 232 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:36,333 I want to feel young and beautiful! What's wrong with that? 233 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,566 Help a little, Everyone does that. 234 00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:41,500 It goes downhill soon enough. I saw that in the nursing home. 235 00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:48,500 You know what? Mentally you are fine probably going downhill even earlier than physically. 236 00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:51,166 Anyone who looks old feels old faster. 237 00:14:51,233 --> 00:14:52,633 And then life is over. 238 00:14:58,533 --> 00:15:00,300 -Oh, Hermann! -Hi. 239 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,333 Okay, guys. Here's a tenner. 240 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,800 Make sure that Esther and I are not disturbed. 241 00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:07,566 -Father! -Who is that? 242 00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:10,166 -These are just the craftsmen. -Oh right. 243 00:15:13,233 --> 00:15:15,800 There are only double rooms in the nursing home. And they want... 244 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,166 Are you talking about traffic? 245 00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:20,533 No, the street is completely empty. 246 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,700 That doesn't look like as if life were over in old age. 247 00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:27,333 So if you have respect for age, 248 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,766 -leaves the house. -Bye! 249 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,633 Hopefully the Viagra will work, dude. 250 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,166 Sure, man. He's still having a child today. 251 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,533 Hey. 252 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,733 Is Lena upstairs? 253 00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:45,266 I don't give a shit. 254 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,800 This is the seventh time today that I have to run to the toilet. 255 00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:52,733 -Don't know what it is, but it's annoying. -I was at the pharmacy for you. 256 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:56,100 And? Have you listed all the symptoms? 257 00:15:56,166 --> 00:16:00,666 Yes. Persistent nausea, feeling of tension in the breasts, emotional overreaction... 258 00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:05,500 The pharmacist said Either it's menopause or... 259 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,500 When you're pregnant, you notice it. And there is absolutely nothing here... 260 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,166 ...blue? 261 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,600 Why is it blue now? 262 00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:23,766 -Blue. -Baby blue. 263 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,033 That can't be true at all. The fucking test is broken, okay? 264 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:30,566 I'm suing this guy from Gynofort! 265 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,033 Yağmur does everything for me. 266 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,333 It's cool though. 267 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,633 I mean, everything really. 268 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:58,800 She even wants the wedding celebrate in Greece and... 269 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:06,133 Costa, if you don't get to the point, 270 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:10,133 It really takes twice as long for you like others. So get to the point. 271 00:17:10,665 --> 00:17:14,200 And she has nothing but me. 272 00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:18,433 She's not doing her high school diploma properly. She wants to be a housewife and... 273 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,566 She really wants to be the slave, man! 274 00:17:23,133 --> 00:17:25,200 Dude, I really envy you. 275 00:17:25,266 --> 00:17:28,333 No. That's not healthy. 276 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,266 You know, I have also fully responsible for them. 277 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,666 Okay, little mouse, you're pregnant 20 times. 278 00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:46,533 Can't be. 279 00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:51,133 I need a drink. 280 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,766 Alcohol is not, mommy. 281 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,066 Kathi, I will one of those antisocial mothers 282 00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:01,400 without training and above all without a father. 283 00:18:01,466 --> 00:18:06,000 Yes, but if you then have ten children, you get your own RTL2 report. 284 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,200 Hermi, that was wonderful. 285 00:18:28,466 --> 00:18:29,600 Come on, do you want to too? 286 00:18:29,666 --> 00:18:32,133 No thanks. I stopped 40 years ago. 287 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,733 ...40 years? 288 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,800 Oh, I wish I had you met 40 years ago! 289 00:18:40,766 --> 00:18:45,433 Back when I had the whole thing stormed the department store industry. 290 00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:49,700 I was young and I was hot. 291 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,733 I guess I'm still sharp, Hermann. 292 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,566 Then let's go enjoying our last ten years. 293 00:18:58,633 --> 00:19:00,133 -Yes indeed! -Ha-Ha! 294 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,066 -Uh... -Ow! 295 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,133 You're hurting me. 296 00:19:04,466 --> 00:19:07,066 Hermann! 297 00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:09,233 Help! Hermann. Help! 298 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:13,133 I killed him! The Viagra took him away. 299 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:17,433 -Costa, I'm a murderer. -No, he didn't take the Viagra! 300 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,066 I was the Viagra. 301 00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:20,800 -Then it's not my fault? -No. 302 00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:25,400 No, my son. When the great general gives his soldiers 303 00:19:25,466 --> 00:19:30,200 takes it off the field, then it's nobody's fault. That's the way things go. 304 00:19:30,266 --> 00:19:32,666 Now you rest a little bit first. 305 00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:35,600 -Man, what am I supposed to do now? -Talk to Cem? 306 00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:38,600 About as realistic like having an orgy with the Pope. 307 00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:40,633 I need someone who understands me... 308 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:43,566 Oh god. 309 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,266 But there is no one. 310 00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:49,700 Everyone here is crazy. Nobody is wiser than me and can give me some advice. 311 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:59,300 Hello Beautiful Woman. In the editorial office They said you were sick. 312 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,600 I made you soup and borrowed books. 313 00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:04,166 Mark, you are so sensible. 314 00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:07,400 -Yes... -Responsible. 315 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,333 -Yes, but... -And wise. 316 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,433 Does she have a fever or something? Is she taking pills? 317 00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:16,666 No, she barely takes... pills. 318 00:20:17,366 --> 00:20:20,300 Mark, can you please me? give me a quick hug? 319 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,533 I'm here for you. 320 00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:34,266 I wish Cem would say that to me. 321 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,700 This makes me uncomfortable when you caress me like that. 322 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,466 I can not help it. I am... 323 00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:43,600 -I'm pregnant. -Shit. 324 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,433 Not me, by the way. So pregnant. 325 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,233 Are you perhaps interested? about fatherhood? 326 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,766 I was joking, you idiot. 327 00:20:55,466 --> 00:20:57,666 But if you If you have any advice, give it to me. 328 00:20:58,433 --> 00:20:59,333 You have to have an abortion. 329 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,166 I'm sorry, what? 330 00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:04,000 I don't want children before 30. 331 00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:08,766 This would clarify that we never had a chance, you block of ice. 332 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,166 So, this is really me now, um... 333 00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,033 So, see you then. 334 00:21:18,433 --> 00:21:19,333 He's probably crazy. 335 00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:22,633 Man, abortion is murder. 336 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,400 Not an easy decision. 337 00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:29,733 Mark is a pretty good kisser, right? 338 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:32,266 Wrong moment, of course. 339 00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,800 He's upstairs. Fast! 340 00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:39,233 Fast. Cem, we're here! The doctor is here! 341 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,366 -Dad! -Calm down. 342 00:21:43,433 --> 00:21:45,633 -What's wrong with him? -We'll deliver it. 343 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,266 -But it doesn't look good. -Moment. 344 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,400 Let me alone with my second favorite daughter. 345 00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:58,700 Everything will be fine. 346 00:21:58,766 --> 00:22:01,666 No, daddy. It won't. You're sick. 347 00:22:02,566 --> 00:22:04,733 I'm talking about your face. 348 00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:10,666 What are we going to do with you now? 349 00:22:10,733 --> 00:22:12,800 I don't want to die in the hospital. 350 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:17,233 Promise me that you get me out there when things get tight. 351 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,033 Now say something. 352 00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:30,333 I don't want to study. 353 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,566 Lena, get the soup for grandfather from the stove? 354 00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:35,500 I want everything to be prepared, when he is released. 355 00:22:35,566 --> 00:22:38,000 -Do we have pickles anywhere? -In the fridge. 356 00:22:38,433 --> 00:22:42,000 -Yes, and why not? -Costa, I'm not like the others. 357 00:22:43,233 --> 00:22:48,033 Then I'll stop until you find something. 358 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:51,566 You really need something. If nothing happens to us. 359 00:22:52,633 --> 00:22:54,400 Tell me, are you not quite close anymore? 360 00:22:54,466 --> 00:22:57,066 Excuse me. I was so hungry for it. 361 00:22:57,133 --> 00:22:58,133 I'm talking to Costa. 362 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,433 Oh. Okay, I'll stay out of it. 363 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,400 Uh, yeah so what was the question now? 364 00:23:05,466 --> 00:23:07,133 Whether you are no longer completely closed. 365 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:11,566 Oh yes, exactly, that's right. I don't need a slave, Yağmur. 366 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:17,400 I want you to make money and that you work and that you... 367 00:23:17,466 --> 00:23:19,166 ...are independent. 368 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,100 You can't break up. 369 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:22,566 -But. -Woe! 370 00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:27,300 At least until you have a career. 371 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,466 To ask such a mean thing of me! You disgusting bastard! 372 00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:33,233 I'm sorry... 373 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:35,666 You, with me you have to not sorry at all... 374 00:23:43,366 --> 00:23:45,200 Are you sick? 375 00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:49,233 Mmh, Cem infected me. 376 00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:58,266 Cem, we really need to talk. 377 00:23:59,433 --> 00:24:00,766 Maybe in ten years. 378 00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:09,766 Okay, wonderful. That means it learns knew his father before puberty. 379 00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:12,200 You have to have an abortion. 380 00:24:12,266 --> 00:24:14,500 Are you crazy? Oh God, I have to tell Doris! 381 00:24:14,566 --> 00:24:17,000 -Grandpa decided to stay with us... -...to eat? 382 00:24:17,066 --> 00:24:19,100 -...to die. -How long do they give you? 383 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,333 He'll see it soon anyway. 384 00:24:22,066 --> 00:24:23,400 Yes, whatever. Abortion. 385 00:24:23,466 --> 00:24:25,233 But abortion is murder. 386 00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:29,433 -So what is that? -Money. 387 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:32,733 -I don't even know. Foreign? -You stupid, those are D-Marks. 388 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,033 True. Completely forgotten. Funny.