1 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:06,338 - Hey, how much longer we got to help out with this thing? 2 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,774 - Ray, all the parents have to do their time. 3 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:10,776 Come on, you don't see bill parker complaining. 4 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:14,346 - Oh, bill parker. 5 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,482 Mr. "look at me, I'm king of the carnival." 6 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:18,484 - Oh, come on. 7 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:19,785 He's doing it for the school. 8 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:21,587 He's a good father. 9 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,288 - Oh, what, he's a better father than me? 10 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:25,491 Is that what you're saying? I'm not a good father? 11 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:26,692 - You want to be a good father? 12 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:29,595 Go help out in the child care room. 13 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:32,564 - I'll go. They got a tv in there? 14 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:36,168 - Hey, barone, what happened? 15 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,302 What are you doing? 16 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:38,737 - Hey, no, parker, I'm just doing this. 17 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,172 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. Gimme that. 18 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:41,440 I can do that, thank you very much. 19 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:44,743 - We're ready to finish the rest of the booth frames. 20 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,278 I could use some muscle. 21 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,181 - Let's rock. 22 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:51,250 I'll be back to check on those, 23 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:53,218 And they better be spot-free, okay? 24 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:57,689 This isn't like home, where I let that stuff slide. 25 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,092 Hey! Hey! 26 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:01,093 Come on! 27 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:02,594 My ankles. You wet my ankles. 28 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:03,629 What's wrong with you? 29 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:05,164 That's toxic, that stuff. 30 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:09,601 That sinks right through the socks and into the skin. 31 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:12,171 I like to bust her chops. Keep her in line. 32 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:19,278 - All right, barone, see if you can fasten it. 33 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,846 - All right. 34 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:23,148 All right, parker, it's just fastening right? 35 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:25,417 It's not like we're doing rocket-- 36 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,152 Ah! Oh! 37 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:30,122 Mother of ugly! 38 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:31,523 - Again? 39 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:32,524 You okay there? 40 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:35,160 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 41 00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:36,795 Mammy! 42 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:43,335 - Maybe you should do something a little less... 43 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:45,804 Strenuous. 44 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:48,607 How about stenciling with the ladies? 45 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:49,842 - No. 46 00:01:49,844 --> 00:01:51,743 No, I don't have to do stenciling. 47 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:55,547 The only reason I cut myself is 'cause I'm used to working 48 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,249 With the big tools. 49 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,284 Yeah. 50 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,285 - Hi, dad! - Hey, dad! 51 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,553 - Hey, tyler. - Hey. 52 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,455 - Look at all my new hackidu cards. 53 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:04,756 - Hackidu. 54 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,758 You can't believe how they love the hackidu. 55 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:11,697 - I can believe anything you can, probably more. 56 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:13,365 - We traded, dad. 57 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:14,800 - Let's see what you have there, son. 58 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,335 Ooh. 59 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:18,704 Veena-pod, rain-whiffle, e-jazz. 60 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:21,840 - Hey, let's see what--yeah-- let's see what you got there. 61 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,342 "scra--uh, scrom..." 62 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:24,510 - Scramisaur. 63 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:26,345 - Scramisaur. Let me see him. 64 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:30,549 - Don't get blood on him. 65 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,918 - Wait a minute, ally, you gave away all your cards 66 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:33,919 For just one card? 67 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:37,823 - Now, tyler, that doesn't seem quite fair, does it? 68 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:38,891 - It's okay. 69 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:40,459 - No, no, ally, mr. Parker's right. 70 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:42,728 You gave away all your cards there. 71 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:44,363 - Tyler, let me have ally's cards back. 72 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:45,430 - Dad. 73 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:46,632 - Tyler, I don't want to hear it. 74 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:50,302 Come on, let's have those cards. 75 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:53,272 - Sorry about this, barone. - No, it's okay. 76 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:54,606 - Daddy... 77 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:56,675 - Ally, it's okay. Daddy's handling this. Go ahead. 78 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,277 Thanks. Thanks there, parker. 79 00:02:58,279 --> 00:02:59,578 - Hey, you're welcome. 80 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:01,547 I don't usually interfere in these things, 81 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,248 But sometimes that's a dad's job. 82 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:05,884 And you taught him a good lesson there too. 83 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:06,885 Okay, I'll see you later. 84 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,554 - Wait, where you going? 85 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:10,389 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought I would 86 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:12,691 Go stenciling, like you said. 87 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,260 - Well, stenciling's right there. 88 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:17,262 - Oh. Oh, there it is. Okay, thank you. 89 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:33,478 - You could make that shot. 90 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,847 - You want to go one-on-one right now? 91 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,719 - Ray, what is wrong with you? 92 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,522 - Oh, I know this. I know this one. 93 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,561 - Ally told me you just undid her hackidu trade 94 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,963 With bill parker's boy. 95 00:03:50,965 --> 00:03:54,633 - He's a lousy dad. Give me another one. 96 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:57,936 Yeah, she was giving away all her cards for one card. 97 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:00,372 I saved her from getting ripped off, that's all. 98 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:01,840 What just happened? Oh, come on. 99 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,308 You see? You're making me miss it. 100 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:06,378 That's the trade she wanted to make, all right? 101 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:07,779 You got to go back over to bill parker 102 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,982 And undo what you undid. 103 00:04:09,984 --> 00:04:11,617 - What are you getting so excited for? 104 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:14,453 It's just stupid hackidu cards. She'll get over it, okay? 105 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,788 - Wrong. 106 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,491 - What? - You're wrong. 107 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:20,826 They're not just cards. 108 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:23,362 I never seen these, whatchamacallem, 109 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,731 Hackensack cards? 110 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:26,865 - Hackidu. 111 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,333 - Okay, whatever, whatever. 112 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:30,002 But I know one thing: 113 00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:33,972 Kids love this card crap. 114 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:36,642 When you were a kid, you were all loopy about batman cards. 115 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,277 You loved 'em. 116 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:39,878 And our old picnic table was wobbly, 117 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,280 And I took a bunch of those cards 118 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:43,048 And stuck 'em under the leg. 119 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,652 - I remember that. 120 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:48,620 They got destroyed in the rain. 121 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:52,824 - You're not gonna cry, are you, raymond? 122 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,494 - No. That's the thing. He didn't cry. 123 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:57,963 He just looked... Betrayed. 124 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,464 It tore my heart out. 125 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:02,668 I can't forget that look. 126 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:06,605 Stop it. 127 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:07,939 - What? 128 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,976 - That look. There it is. Stop it. 129 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,311 - I'm not doing anything. 130 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:13,312 - Don't lie. 131 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:16,515 It's subtle, but it's there. 132 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:19,751 Hey, I'm sorry about your cards already. 133 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:24,089 It's the one thing I did wrong. 134 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:28,360 - The one thing? 135 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:29,628 How about when I was 10 years old, 136 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,830 And you backed your car over my big toe? 137 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:37,703 - Doesn't ring a bell. 138 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:43,842 - Frank... I'm sick of this. 139 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:47,079 Go clean your whiskers out of the sink. 140 00:05:47,081 --> 00:05:48,613 - After you. 141 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,687 - Wait a second, dad. 142 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,889 The batman thing is not the same, okay? 143 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,558 'cause you ruined my cards. 144 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,026 I saved ally's cards. 145 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,828 She wanted to get rid of all her cards for one. 146 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,930 - Which is what she wanted to do. 147 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:07,099 - Will you stop, please, huh? It's over. 148 00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:08,800 - What kind of cards? 149 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:11,069 - Nothing, ma, just this korean thing 150 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,537 The kids are into now. 151 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:15,807 - Oh, hackidu. 152 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,409 What card did she have? 153 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:19,044 - Yeah, I don't know. Scrammie something or other. 154 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,580 - A scramisaur? 155 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:22,981 - You know about this stuff? 156 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:28,787 Scramisaur's the fastest creature on hackidu mountain. 157 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:31,590 He starts off as a slugawog, very slow, 158 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,392 And he can only evolve into a scramisaur 159 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:36,495 If he gets the sonic crystal. 160 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:39,030 That's why scramisaurs are rare and valuable. 161 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:46,571 I'm grandma. 162 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,809 I have this and candy. 163 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:55,414 - Well, wait a minute, mom. 164 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:57,582 How valuable is a scramisaur card? 165 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,551 - Oh, you can't find 'em in the stores. 166 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:03,155 But if you find one mint condition, no creases, 167 00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:04,990 That's $65. 168 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:07,726 $65? 169 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:11,196 - Holy crap. 170 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:13,965 This is the work of the north koreans. 171 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:21,907 - So you had a scramisaur, and you lost it? 172 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,208 - Yep. What do you know, ray? 173 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,744 Ally knew what she was doing all along. 174 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,646 - Or parker did. 175 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:28,680 - What? 176 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:32,784 - You, sir, are a numbskull. 177 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:36,121 - Numbskull-awog. 178 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:39,124 - Wait a minute. Parker didn't know. 179 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:41,760 He was just trying to show me what a great dad he is. 180 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:45,063 - He took you for a ride, satchmo. 181 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,132 - Come on. - Hey, wake up. 182 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,835 You think this is just hackidu cards? 183 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,470 You think it's about daddy 184 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:54,005 And setting a nice example for a little boy? 185 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,575 This is business. 186 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:59,144 This is 65 bucks. 187 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:03,682 Pull your head out of your pants. 188 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:06,718 - No, frank, bill parker's not like that. 189 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,687 Where you going? 190 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,088 - I got a little unfinished business 191 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,523 With your boyfriend. 192 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,861 - Boyfriend? 193 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:19,865 - Well, this could explain why all the kids are blond. 194 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:29,574 - And smart. 195 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:36,014 - Oh, hey, parker. 196 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,215 - Oh, hey, barone. 197 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,951 I was thinking about how we made the kids 198 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,219 Trade the hackidu cards back, 199 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:44,122 And I kind of felt bad for taylor. 200 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:47,659 - Tyler. - Tyler. 201 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,628 - No, no. He's fine. - Yeah? 202 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,963 - Okay, all right, 'cause, you know, 203 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:55,300 They seem fine, then later on, they get all upset. 204 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:59,905 So, you know, it's okay if your boy wants to trade back. 205 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,706 - Oh, thanks, you know, that's really nice of you, barone, 206 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,943 But that wouldn't be fair to ally, would it? 207 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,811 - No, you're right, yeah. 208 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:08,847 You know what might be the fairer thing 209 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:11,249 To, like, even the trade out? 210 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:14,986 Maybe ally could give your son just a couple cards 211 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,088 For that scrabby-- something. 212 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,224 Whatever that thing, whatever they call it. 213 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,626 - I don't know. They have the weirdest names. 214 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:23,128 - Yeah, yeah, that hackidu. 215 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:25,030 I think that's korean for "stupid americans." 216 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,868 Yeah, so what do you say? 217 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,136 - Oh, thanks, 218 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:34,139 But we should probably leave well enough alone. 219 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,775 Don't you think? 220 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:39,878 - Okay, listen, you know... 221 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,913 You want to know the truth? 222 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:46,217 My mother has this connection with the kid and that card, 223 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,954 And my mother kind of wants to give it to her, 224 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:53,692 'cause, you know, she's...Old. 225 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:54,960 So you know what? 226 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,628 Why don't I just give you a couple bucks, 227 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,797 And you can get a couple more cards for your son, 228 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:01,366 And I can tell ally that my mother gave it to her, 229 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:04,836 And we make the old lady happy? 230 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,806 - You want to buy it? - Yeah, I'll buy it. 231 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,140 You know, just be done with it. 232 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,642 Who cares? Whatever. 233 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,277 So what do you think, like, 3 bucks? 234 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,945 - I was thinking more like 100. 235 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:21,052 - You knew. 236 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,254 You knew, you knew, didn't you, parker? 237 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,389 You knew all along. 238 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,890 - Yeah, like you didn't, coming in here, 239 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,759 Telling me sad stories about your mother. 240 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:31,663 Everyone knows you hate your mother. 241 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:32,931 - That's my scramisaur. 242 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,300 - No, it's my scramisaur. - You ripped me off. 243 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,035 - A deal's a deal. No givesies backsies. 244 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,037 - No, you gavesy backsy first. 245 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:42,807 - Tough noogies, barone. 246 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,376 - It isn't tough noogies. 247 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:50,181 Wait'll I tell my wife the guy 248 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:55,820 She thinks is better than me is not. 249 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,288 There's your king. There's your king. 250 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,190 Long live the king, right? 251 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,825 Taking advantage of a little girl. 252 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,060 That's who you're working for. 253 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,662 Don't--quit. 254 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,397 Don't work. Come on. Come on. 255 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:09,000 He's taking advantage of all of you. 256 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,804 He looks nice. He's the iceman. That's who he is. 257 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,673 Come on, everybody, come on. 258 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,941 Come on. 259 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:18,176 Let's go. 260 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:25,383 fly on hackidu mountain 261 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,720 Where the flames shoot forth in the night 262 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:32,257 From the source of the hackidu power 263 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:35,460 The power of justice and might 264 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:38,897 Buy 'em, buy 'em hackidu buy 'em, buy 'em hackidu 265 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:43,234 Buy 'em, buy 'em, buy 'em, buy 'em, buy 'em hackidu 266 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,770 - Buy 'em, buy 'em hackidu! 267 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:47,839 - Buy 'em, buy 'em hackidu! 268 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,374 - All right, all right. Easy, easy. 269 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,842 Let's be careful. 270 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:55,346 Uncle robert has a boo-boo on his upper thigh. 271 00:11:57,016 --> 00:12:00,752 - Daddy says it's your hiney. 272 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,123 - Okay. All right. 273 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,758 That's enough tv. 274 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,026 Who wants some sugar? 275 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,294 - Me! 276 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,763 - Okay, there you go. 277 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,265 - Daddy. 278 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,168 Did you get my scramisaur back? 279 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,204 - Well, here's the thing, honey. 280 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:21,973 It turns out that mommy's hero mr. Parker is a big stinking-- 281 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,975 - Ray. 282 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:26,478 - No, I couldn't get the cards back, ally. 283 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,847 I tried. - Oh. 284 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,215 - Yeah, I even went to a lot of stores. 285 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,382 They don't have hackidu cards. 286 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,951 But I did get you this. 287 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,819 Huh? It's a troll on a pencil. 288 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:35,820 Hey, hey. 289 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,356 Whoa. Ha-ha. 290 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,361 Somebody needs their hair combed. 291 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,196 - Thank you. 292 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,935 - Eh, you got to hand it to little ally. 293 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,204 She didn't cry. 294 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,140 She just looked... 295 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:59,144 Betrayed. 296 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,346 - Well, why'd you get 'em hooked on the cards anyway? 297 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,847 - Me? 298 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,415 You're the one that had 'em watch the tv show. 299 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,550 That leads to the cards. 300 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,118 - I didn't know that was the tv show. 301 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,987 I was just turning the tv on to keep 'em quiet. 302 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,989 - Why don't you try to read 'em a book once in a while? 303 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,857 - Reading, that's your answer for everything. 304 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,125 - Do you even know how to read, ray? 305 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,293 Oh, I read, I dance, I'm pretty. 306 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,561 - All right, all right, all right. 307 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:19,397 Here. Save your marriage. 308 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,166 His name is brother russell. 309 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,135 He owns a comic book shop. He's got cards there. 310 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,171 - Russell's vintage comics? 311 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,405 - Yeah. He's a good guy. 312 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,274 If anyone has scramisaur, he does. 313 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,475 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 314 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,377 This is in hohokus, new jersey, all right? 315 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,579 I'm not going all the way out to frickin' hohokus. 316 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,014 Come on. 317 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,315 It's an hour and a half. 318 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:41,019 Some of that's still indian territory. 319 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,187 - Ray-- 320 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,988 - No, look, I'm sorry ally's upset, 321 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,557 But I'll talk to her, all right? 322 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:47,926 I'm putting an end to this card baloney. 323 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,829 $65. Come on. 324 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,130 - Buy 'em, buy 'em hackidu! 325 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,832 - Yeah, okay. Knock it off. 326 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,400 Upper thigh hole. 327 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,906 Ally. 328 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,174 Oh, those cards. 329 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,609 Here, give me those for a second, okay? 330 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,578 Listen, I want to talk to you. I want to talk to you. 331 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,880 Come over here. 332 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:12,450 Look, I know you want that scramisaur. 333 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:16,120 But there are some people out there, 334 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,922 And all they want want to do is get rich, 335 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,892 So they make kids think that things are more valuable 336 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,293 Than they really are, 337 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,295 Things like--like... 338 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:27,198 Pieces of paper with pictures on 'em. 339 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,300 - You mean like money? 340 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,338 - No, no, no. 341 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,940 No, money is important pieces of paper with pictures on 'em. 342 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:39,544 Look, what daddy doesn't like about the hackidu people 343 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,979 Is that they've made you believe 344 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:44,649 That this scramisaur thing is worth $65. 345 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,284 - $65? 346 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,586 - Yeah, yeah, that's why you wanted it, right? 347 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,121 - No. 348 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,891 - Well, why'd you trade all your cards for it? 349 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,926 - 'cause scramisaur's my favorite. 350 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,427 I love him. 351 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:08,039 - What do you mean, you love him? 352 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,241 That's the only reason you wanted it? 353 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,976 - Yeah. 354 00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:22,453 It's okay, daddy. 355 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,170 - Come on. 356 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,272 You should be a bad boy, right? 357 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,408 Be a bad man, right? 358 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,980 Stupid new jersey. 359 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:54,552 How you doing? 360 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,555 I'm looking for russell. Is russell here? 361 00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,258 - You I.R.S.? 362 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,326 - What? 363 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:04,462 - Are you with the I.R.S.? - No. 364 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,031 - You look like I.R.S. 365 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,267 - I do? 366 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:14,238 - No. That's just it. You don't. 367 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:18,643 - I'm a friend of your sister amy. 368 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,511 - Oh, yeah? I'm russell. 369 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,146 - Ray barone, robert's brother. 370 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,015 - Oh, robert's brother. 371 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,250 Get out. 372 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:30,288 Thanks, clarence. See you at the convention. 373 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,422 - Listen, I just-- 374 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,024 - Let me tell you about your brother. 375 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:36,527 Two childbearing years into gigantor. 376 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:42,166 Then he dumps her without so much as a smack-me-bum. 377 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:45,003 - I don't really know what you mean, but... 378 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,605 I think amy was the one who broke up with robert 379 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:53,311 Without the... Smack-your-bum. 380 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,345 - Can you blame her? 381 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,646 I mean, the guy's got no backbone. 382 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,781 He can't commit to anything. 383 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,249 What kind of person's that? 384 00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,717 - Yeah, well, you know, robert and I, 385 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,019 We're really not that close. 386 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,353 But listen, 387 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,423 I saw you had a sign saying you got hackidu cards. 388 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,359 - We're closed. Good day, sir. 389 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,528 - Listen. Listen to me, please. 390 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,064 I just drove two hours in the rain and the traffic, 391 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,033 And my back is all sore, 392 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,667 And the only thing I had to eat 393 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,504 Was cheerios on the seat of the car. 394 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:22,173 - Your brother was very lucky to have amy. 395 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,475 She's very supportive. 396 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:28,212 - She's the one who said, "open your comic book store," 397 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,647 When the rest of the family was saying, 398 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,783 "up your medication." 399 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:39,257 - Look, I love amy, believe me. 400 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,425 - Your brother needs help. 401 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,360 If he could just learn to love himself. 402 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:46,064 He needs to learn to love himself. 403 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:55,606 I mean, that's the greatest love of all, right? 404 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:59,477 - Amy should be with you. 405 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:03,347 - Hey, don't think I haven't thought of that, you know? 406 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,486 Listen... 407 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,622 Okay, I need a certain type of hackidu card. 408 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:12,657 - No, you don't. 409 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,325 - Yes, I do. 410 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,827 My daughter needs a scramisaur. 411 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,629 - Let me tell you about hackidu. 412 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:23,101 It's evil. 413 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,603 - Oh, god. 414 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,538 - It's got no substance, no truth. 415 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,474 It's like junk food for the mind. 416 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,309 It's kiddie crack. 417 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,244 - Yeah, okay, it's kiddie crack. 418 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:37,348 Well, I need $65 worth of it. 419 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,683 - How old is your daughter? 420 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:41,219 - Seven. - Seven. 421 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:45,423 I'll tell you what she needs. 422 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:48,526 Are you familiar with little lotta? 423 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,561 You see, lotta's a little girl with a bow on her head, 424 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,196 And although she's morbidly obese, 425 00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:54,799 She still finds happiness. 426 00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:07,311 - Do you have a partner? 427 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,448 'cause maybe...I could talk to him about this. 428 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,782 - Don't you get it, 429 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,719 You long island suburban automaton? 430 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,922 You can't hear the truth over your lawnmower, man. 431 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,290 - No, wait. 432 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:23,361 Listen, russell... Do you have a daughter? 433 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,397 - I have a snake. 434 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,167 - All right, well, then you know what I'm talking about. 435 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,469 I agree with you, russell. 436 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,305 Look, I hate this hackidu thing, and I hated the last thing, 437 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,406 And you know what? 438 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,674 I'm gonna hate the next thing too, 439 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,277 But when your daughter or your reptile 440 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:43,414 Looks up at you with those eyes, 441 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,317 How are you gonna say no? 442 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:49,820 - Have you even given comic books a chance? 443 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,259 - Do you have a scramisaur? 444 00:19:57,563 --> 00:20:02,300 - I might. 445 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,535 - All right. I'm buying some comic books. 446 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,337 - There you go. 447 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,574 You see, kids have such wonderful open minds. 448 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:10,975 They need to be shown-- 449 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,744 - Yeah, okay, all right, I'll take these right here. 450 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,746 - Ooh, some excellent choices. 451 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:16,847 This one's a classic. 452 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,549 You know your daughter is gonna love-- 453 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:22,687 - Where's the scramisaur? 454 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,722 - Here you are, my friend. 455 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:32,597 Mint condition. 456 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,699 No creases. 457 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:42,907 - Thank you. - Ah-ah-ah. 458 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,842 Let's have a little smile. 459 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,385 That's what it's all about, man. 460 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:58,389 Your total's $289.50. 461 00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:08,733 - Got it. - Hey, what'd I tell you? 462 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,468 That russell, good guy, huh? 463 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,503 - Yeah, yeah. He's got a message for you. 464 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,272 Go love yourself. 465 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:17,908 - Ah, that's nice. 466 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,977 - Ally, come down here. 467 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,713 - Hi, daddy. 468 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,815 - Got you something. 469 00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:30,988 - Scramisaur. Thank you, daddy. 470 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,657 - How about that, raymond, huh? 471 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:33,758 Little girl smile. 472 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,992 You can't put a price on that. 473 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,594 - How about 289.50? 474 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,532 And while I was there, 475 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:44,035 I got you some comic books too. 476 00:21:44,037 --> 00:21:45,536 - Daddy, you're the best. 477 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,505 - Ha-ha. 478 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:50,841 No. What? 479 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:53,377 Don't fold it! 480 00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:00,017 - Hey, look at this. Little lotta. 481 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,521 Look how fat she is. 482 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:04,955 Look at that.