1 00:01:11,553 --> 00:01:13,453 Half-hour dinner break. 2 00:01:47,389 --> 00:01:50,153 70 wounded and 34 were missing. 3 00:01:50,759 --> 00:01:53,455 I'm sorry. We're out of chicken salad. 4 00:01:58,867 --> 00:02:03,497 Half mile south of the southern boundary that separates North and South Vietnam. 5 00:02:03,571 --> 00:02:05,300 In this last week in Vietnam... 6 00:02:05,373 --> 00:02:09,036 ...there are a reported 141 American dead... 7 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:13,144 ...391 wounded, and 47 listed as missing. 8 00:02:14,416 --> 00:02:17,510 Other news. In Washington this afternoon, the Congressional... 9 00:02:24,259 --> 00:02:27,422 Hey, Birdlace! I want a girl just like this, man. 10 00:02:28,763 --> 00:02:29,787 Babe! 11 00:02:35,203 --> 00:02:36,602 Back here! 12 00:02:42,677 --> 00:02:44,474 Bring it back here now! 13 00:02:44,779 --> 00:02:46,246 Damn you, Birdlace. 14 00:02:46,314 --> 00:02:48,646 No, you don't. Back here to me. 15 00:02:51,052 --> 00:02:53,316 It looks like a cartoon. 16 00:02:53,388 --> 00:02:56,323 Stand by, men. Asshole approaching, 11 o'clock. 17 00:02:59,928 --> 00:03:01,862 Berzin, ladies... 18 00:03:02,664 --> 00:03:04,962 This here is Fector. He wanted to meet you. 19 00:03:05,033 --> 00:03:06,033 Yeah. 20 00:03:06,401 --> 00:03:08,266 How you guys hanging? 21 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:10,199 So, what can we do for you, Fector? 22 00:03:10,705 --> 00:03:14,573 Donavin says you guys are sponsoring a little get-together. 23 00:03:14,976 --> 00:03:17,570 I want in, if it's okay. 24 00:03:18,012 --> 00:03:20,913 I don't know, Fector. We're a pretty elite group. 25 00:03:21,749 --> 00:03:24,240 - What do you think, Birdlace? - You know the rules? 26 00:03:24,819 --> 00:03:29,085 You break the rules, you don't get your jing back, not a fucking dime. You got that? 27 00:03:30,525 --> 00:03:33,289 Do you have anyone to bring to this event, Fec-dork? 28 00:03:34,696 --> 00:03:37,358 Fucking A, I got someone to bring. 29 00:03:38,032 --> 00:03:41,399 Sounds pretty elite to me, guys. What do you think, Benjamin? 30 00:03:41,469 --> 00:03:43,437 Fector, you got the $50? 31 00:03:44,305 --> 00:03:47,297 Shit. Looks like an outstanding candidate to me. 32 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:49,172 Out-fucking-standing. 33 00:03:49,611 --> 00:03:52,045 How about that, Fector? Okie likes you. 34 00:03:52,547 --> 00:03:55,675 In fact, we all like you. That means you're in. 35 00:03:56,050 --> 00:03:58,678 Festivities begin precisely at 1900. 36 00:03:58,753 --> 00:03:59,879 You'll be there. 37 00:04:00,455 --> 00:04:05,017 I'll be there in dress blues, tennis shoes, and a fur-lined fucking jockstrap. 38 00:04:05,727 --> 00:04:07,058 Count on it. 39 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:15,200 Fector? Sounds more like "fective" to me. 40 00:04:15,670 --> 00:04:16,762 Defective. 41 00:04:16,838 --> 00:04:19,170 Dumb motherfucker still shitting boot camp chow. 42 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,730 Definitely. Roger that. 43 00:04:20,808 --> 00:04:22,742 Twenty-two. That's the biggest ever. 44 00:04:22,810 --> 00:04:24,471 We going to have us a time. 45 00:04:24,913 --> 00:04:27,848 Yes, sir, we going to have some kind of time. 46 00:04:36,824 --> 00:04:38,485 Attention, passengers. 47 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,755 The bus to Santa Cruz has been canceled. 48 00:04:43,298 --> 00:04:45,562 The bus from Los Angeles will be 20 minutes late. 49 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:47,328 All right, men. Fall in. 50 00:04:49,137 --> 00:04:50,661 Attention! 51 00:04:54,142 --> 00:04:55,666 One question, men. 52 00:04:55,743 --> 00:04:59,611 - Are we assholes or Marines? - Sir, assholes, sir! 53 00:05:00,748 --> 00:05:04,206 - Wrong! We're Marines! What are we? - Sir, Marines, sir! 54 00:05:04,319 --> 00:05:05,809 And we are not just Marines. 55 00:05:05,887 --> 00:05:09,482 We are the Four Bees. What are we? 56 00:05:09,557 --> 00:05:11,548 Sir, the Four fucking Bees. Aye, aye, sir! 57 00:05:12,293 --> 00:05:16,252 The Four Bees have a special mission. What's that mission? 58 00:05:16,331 --> 00:05:19,027 To take no prisoners and not become one! 59 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:21,898 Out-fucking-standing, men. 60 00:05:22,937 --> 00:05:24,529 Muster at 1900. 61 00:05:26,541 --> 00:05:28,441 Good hunting, gentlemen. 62 00:05:28,509 --> 00:05:29,771 Fall out. 63 00:05:42,323 --> 00:05:44,723 - Excuse me. Hi. - Hi. 64 00:06:03,411 --> 00:06:04,742 An older sister maybe? 65 00:06:04,812 --> 00:06:09,112 Maggie. Debbie's really mad at you. You're in big trouble this time. Excuse me. 66 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:28,260 Excuse me. I'm new in town. 67 00:06:28,336 --> 00:06:30,566 I thought maybe we could see some sights. 68 00:06:30,638 --> 00:06:32,128 The Golden Gate... 69 00:06:32,206 --> 00:06:33,503 You slut. 70 00:06:34,308 --> 00:06:36,276 Excuse me. I overheard you. 71 00:06:36,344 --> 00:06:38,471 I'm new here, too. I've got a map. 72 00:06:38,546 --> 00:06:39,945 Where do you want to go? 73 00:06:40,114 --> 00:06:42,014 Gee, thanks, but... 74 00:06:42,417 --> 00:06:45,079 I'm not interested. I mean, no, I don't need your help. 75 00:06:46,788 --> 00:06:48,187 I got to go. 76 00:06:51,726 --> 00:06:53,819 - Where is he? - You talking to me? 77 00:06:53,895 --> 00:06:56,193 Yes, ma'am, now, where is he? 78 00:06:56,264 --> 00:06:58,027 - Who? - Your husband. 79 00:06:59,534 --> 00:07:01,559 I don't have a husband. 80 00:07:02,370 --> 00:07:04,361 - You don't have a husband? - No. 81 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:06,467 Where's your boyfriend? 82 00:07:06,541 --> 00:07:08,975 No boyfriend. What is it you want? 83 00:07:09,110 --> 00:07:10,577 Are you a lesbian? 84 00:07:11,345 --> 00:07:12,607 No, I'm not. 85 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:16,207 A pretty little thing like yourself with no husband, no boyfriend... 86 00:07:17,351 --> 00:07:19,046 You got to be a lesbian. 87 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,418 No, I'm just here by myself, that's all. 88 00:07:21,489 --> 00:07:23,719 Not anymore. My name's Buell. 89 00:07:24,058 --> 00:07:26,253 A lot of people call me Okie. 90 00:07:26,694 --> 00:07:28,491 You can call me Okie. 91 00:07:30,098 --> 00:07:31,963 Only if you wanted to. 92 00:07:38,539 --> 00:07:40,097 Betty, hi! 93 00:07:44,579 --> 00:07:46,979 Hey, I don't know you. 94 00:07:48,349 --> 00:07:50,249 What do you mean you don't know me? 95 00:07:50,318 --> 00:07:53,048 We've been writing to each other for seven months. 96 00:07:54,288 --> 00:07:56,279 I said I'd meet you here? 97 00:07:56,357 --> 00:07:58,825 Betty, it's me Sam, Sam Benjamin. 98 00:07:59,127 --> 00:08:01,118 I'm not Betty. I'm Ruth Two Bears. 99 00:08:02,296 --> 00:08:03,524 What do you mean? 100 00:08:03,598 --> 00:08:05,793 You look just like Betty... Betty Lynx Leg. 101 00:08:10,037 --> 00:08:11,664 Jesus, this... 102 00:08:12,173 --> 00:08:15,040 Jesus, this is really very embarrassing. 103 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:17,640 I'm sorry, Ruth. 104 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,645 I need a drink. 105 00:08:20,715 --> 00:08:22,615 Let me buy you a drink. 106 00:08:22,683 --> 00:08:24,344 Make it up to you. 107 00:08:24,519 --> 00:08:26,350 I swear, I thought you were Betty. 108 00:08:26,587 --> 00:08:29,681 When I say "spitting image"... You have no Lynx Leg blood in you? 109 00:08:43,204 --> 00:08:44,228 Hello. 110 00:08:44,305 --> 00:08:45,795 The Marines have landed. 111 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,531 - Oh, great. - I'll be there in an hour. 112 00:08:49,110 --> 00:08:51,670 - What I was saying, Gladys... - Alice. 113 00:08:51,746 --> 00:08:54,476 Sorry, Alice. I was saying you're nice. 114 00:08:54,549 --> 00:08:56,414 I'm being sincere. 115 00:08:56,717 --> 00:08:59,311 Listen, I'm a United States Marine. 116 00:08:59,387 --> 00:09:02,151 I'm leaving tomorrow morning to Okinawa. 117 00:09:02,223 --> 00:09:04,384 I wanted to have a nice time, that's all. 118 00:09:04,458 --> 00:09:06,050 - You want a nice time? - Yeah. 119 00:09:06,127 --> 00:09:08,095 Get yourself a streetwalker. 120 00:09:08,162 --> 00:09:09,891 Fucking shit! 121 00:09:20,341 --> 00:09:21,569 Excuse me. 122 00:09:21,809 --> 00:09:25,108 Oh, it's pouring out. We're going to get soaked. 123 00:09:39,093 --> 00:09:40,287 What will you have? 124 00:09:40,361 --> 00:09:42,386 A cup of coffee's fine... 125 00:09:42,997 --> 00:09:46,592 And I'll take one of those delicious-looking doughnuts, too, please. 126 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:49,033 - What kind you want? - Chocolate, please. 127 00:09:52,273 --> 00:09:54,503 Say, are these things homemade? 128 00:09:54,575 --> 00:09:55,599 No. 129 00:09:56,410 --> 00:09:58,173 Well, they smell it. 130 00:09:58,279 --> 00:10:00,577 We're going to be closing soon. 131 00:10:39,086 --> 00:10:42,783 Please. Don't stop. You sound real good. 132 00:10:43,324 --> 00:10:45,952 It's great. It's one of my favorite songs. 133 00:10:46,494 --> 00:10:48,689 Actually, it reminds me a lot of... 134 00:10:49,697 --> 00:10:51,665 Of Jim Swaine's music. 135 00:10:51,732 --> 00:10:53,256 Don't you think so? 136 00:10:53,334 --> 00:10:54,892 I don't know him. 137 00:10:55,036 --> 00:10:57,027 Jim Swaine? 138 00:10:59,674 --> 00:11:01,301 Well, he's just... 139 00:11:02,343 --> 00:11:05,005 Well, you've heard of Dylan, right? Bob Dylan? 140 00:11:05,079 --> 00:11:06,273 Yeah. 141 00:11:06,347 --> 00:11:08,907 Jim Swaine is a major influence on Dylan's music. 142 00:11:10,785 --> 00:11:12,184 I thought... 143 00:11:12,253 --> 00:11:14,585 ...Woody Guthrie was Dylan's influence. 144 00:11:14,655 --> 00:11:15,655 Well, yeah. 145 00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:18,523 There's Woody, and then there's Jim Swaine. 146 00:11:18,726 --> 00:11:22,856 In fact, I think that Jim Swaine and Woody cowrote some songs together. 147 00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:24,124 If I'm not mistaken. 148 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:28,768 I thought Woody wrote pretty much on his own. 149 00:11:29,203 --> 00:11:32,001 Sometimes he did. He did, most definitely. 150 00:11:32,239 --> 00:11:35,402 But sometimes, he would, you know, collaborate with Swaine. 151 00:11:36,143 --> 00:11:39,237 In other words, Woody wrote the words, and Swaine wrote the music. 152 00:11:39,313 --> 00:11:42,441 Other times, they'd switch. See what I'm saying? 153 00:11:42,616 --> 00:11:44,709 Like that famous song of his. 154 00:11:44,785 --> 00:11:46,753 You know the one I mean? 155 00:11:48,656 --> 00:11:52,456 - This Land Is Your Land? - This Land Is Your Land. Exactly. 156 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,718 Yeah, that was... 157 00:11:54,795 --> 00:11:57,229 That was an original by Swaine and Guthrie. 158 00:11:57,298 --> 00:11:58,492 That's strange. 159 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:03,061 I've got the sheet music upstairs. I don't remember seeing his name. 160 00:12:04,305 --> 00:12:06,705 He was a ghostwriter. Sometimes. 161 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:09,099 In fact, most of the time. 162 00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:13,541 Rose, your break's over. Let's get those tables set up for tomorrow. 163 00:12:14,548 --> 00:12:16,641 Your coffee's getting cold. 164 00:12:16,717 --> 00:12:18,048 Thank you. 165 00:12:22,256 --> 00:12:24,247 Do you write your own stuff? 166 00:12:24,325 --> 00:12:25,724 Jeez, no. 167 00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:28,227 You should. You've got the voice for it. 168 00:12:28,295 --> 00:12:30,388 - Really? - Abso-fucking-lutely. 169 00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:35,501 Hey. My apologies. 170 00:12:36,237 --> 00:12:38,705 I'm not used to being around ladies. 171 00:12:38,806 --> 00:12:40,501 It's okay. I should get back to work. 172 00:12:41,175 --> 00:12:42,267 Sure. 173 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:48,305 Listen, I'm just a dumb jarhead. 174 00:12:48,382 --> 00:12:49,610 I am sorry. 175 00:12:49,683 --> 00:12:50,945 It's okay. 176 00:12:53,254 --> 00:12:55,688 So what time do you close up here? 177 00:12:55,990 --> 00:12:57,651 In a little while. 178 00:13:01,962 --> 00:13:03,725 What's a jarhead? 179 00:13:03,864 --> 00:13:07,356 That's just what we call ourselves. I'm a United States Marine. 180 00:13:07,435 --> 00:13:10,563 It's okay if we say it, but if a squid says it, a sailor... 181 00:13:10,638 --> 00:13:12,105 ...then it's fist city. 182 00:13:12,173 --> 00:13:16,269 It's all right if a woman says it, especially if she sings like you. 183 00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:17,775 Thanks. 184 00:13:17,878 --> 00:13:19,607 Thanks very much... 185 00:13:19,947 --> 00:13:21,471 ...jarhead. 186 00:13:27,421 --> 00:13:30,447 - So, what's your name? - Rose, Rose Fenny. 187 00:13:30,724 --> 00:13:33,124 Rose's cafe. You own this place. 188 00:13:33,494 --> 00:13:35,621 No. My mother does. Her name's Rose. 189 00:13:35,696 --> 00:13:38,130 Same as me, same as my grandmother. 190 00:13:38,399 --> 00:13:39,798 That's nice. 191 00:13:43,137 --> 00:13:45,537 - You're a Marine? - Yes, ma'am. 192 00:13:50,044 --> 00:13:51,944 Edward Baines Birdlace? 193 00:13:52,346 --> 00:13:54,576 Okay. It's not that funny. 194 00:13:54,648 --> 00:13:56,445 Sorry. It's a nice name. 195 00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:57,711 Thanks. 196 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,020 Gosh, you look so angry. 197 00:14:01,088 --> 00:14:03,215 I'm not angry. I'm just ready. 198 00:14:04,058 --> 00:14:05,582 Ready for what? 199 00:14:06,594 --> 00:14:08,084 Ready for anything. 200 00:14:09,396 --> 00:14:12,024 Date of birth: November 26, 1944. 201 00:14:12,099 --> 00:14:15,068 That's soon. Today's the 21st. 202 00:14:15,136 --> 00:14:17,161 This Monday. 19 big ones. 203 00:14:17,271 --> 00:14:20,206 Well, happy birthday, Corporal Birdlace. 204 00:14:20,941 --> 00:14:22,340 Gee, thanks. 205 00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:30,474 I better shove off soon. Going to a party. 206 00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:31,916 Birthday party? 207 00:14:31,986 --> 00:14:34,614 No, just... Sort of a regular party. 208 00:14:35,789 --> 00:14:38,314 Say, maybe you'd like to go with me. 209 00:14:40,761 --> 00:14:42,661 Actually, I'm still working. 210 00:14:42,730 --> 00:14:44,630 Sure. Right. I understand. 211 00:14:45,466 --> 00:14:48,230 No. I've got to be here till closing tonight. 212 00:14:48,302 --> 00:14:49,894 Rose, listen. 213 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:53,098 I'm a Marine and Marines are jerks. Everybody knows that. 214 00:14:53,174 --> 00:14:56,143 If you don't want to go with me, just say so. 215 00:14:57,978 --> 00:15:00,378 It's just... My mom would be alone. 216 00:15:00,748 --> 00:15:04,616 Well, I don't want to get anyone in trouble with their old lady, so... 217 00:15:10,357 --> 00:15:13,326 It was nice to have met you, Rose. Nice to have met you. 218 00:15:14,395 --> 00:15:15,453 'Bye. 219 00:15:21,402 --> 00:15:22,494 Rose? 220 00:15:24,471 --> 00:15:26,200 You sing real good. 221 00:15:26,473 --> 00:15:27,804 Real good. 222 00:15:34,348 --> 00:15:35,440 Shit. 223 00:15:39,486 --> 00:15:41,386 You almost done, honey? 224 00:15:41,522 --> 00:15:44,355 What is this, Wednesday? I wonder what's on TV tonight. 225 00:15:44,425 --> 00:15:46,518 We'll go upstairs and watch something nice. 226 00:15:46,627 --> 00:15:49,460 - I got some new green stamps... - Excuse me. 227 00:15:54,568 --> 00:15:56,297 I love women that take pride in... 228 00:15:56,370 --> 00:15:58,429 - Go away. - Eddie! 229 00:15:58,739 --> 00:16:00,730 I'm going with you, okay? 230 00:16:02,176 --> 00:16:03,666 This is great. 231 00:16:04,144 --> 00:16:05,611 It's great. 232 00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:08,978 - What about your mother? - What about her? 233 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,783 This is great. 234 00:16:10,851 --> 00:16:13,012 I'm going to go get changed now. 235 00:16:13,287 --> 00:16:15,619 - What kind of party is this? - A party party. 236 00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:18,487 - A dress-up party? - Yes, a dress-up party. 237 00:16:19,026 --> 00:16:20,118 Okay. 238 00:16:20,294 --> 00:16:23,593 Listen, Rose, why don't you bring your guitar along? 239 00:16:23,797 --> 00:16:26,789 I'm not ready to sing in front of an audience. 240 00:16:27,134 --> 00:16:30,001 That's fine, too. It'll be great just to have you along. 241 00:16:33,941 --> 00:16:36,466 - Rosie? - I'm going to a party, okay? 242 00:16:37,811 --> 00:16:40,541 - There's still all this work. - I'll do it before we open. 243 00:16:41,148 --> 00:16:42,513 Rose... 244 00:16:43,183 --> 00:16:44,514 I promise. 245 00:18:34,328 --> 00:18:36,023 Jesus God. 246 00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:40,757 You look great. 247 00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:42,068 Yeah? 248 00:18:42,302 --> 00:18:43,701 Outstanding. 249 00:18:43,837 --> 00:18:45,031 Thanks. 250 00:18:52,212 --> 00:18:54,646 I'm really glad I decided to come. 251 00:18:54,915 --> 00:18:56,405 Oh, great. Me, too. 252 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,713 It's nice to get away from the restaurant... 253 00:18:58,786 --> 00:19:00,014 ...from my mom. 254 00:19:00,087 --> 00:19:03,750 I don't hate her or anything. It's just, her whole life's the restaurant. 255 00:19:03,824 --> 00:19:05,587 I don't want it to be like that. 256 00:19:05,659 --> 00:19:07,991 I don't blame you a bit. 257 00:19:08,662 --> 00:19:10,823 The Trouble with Mimi. 258 00:19:11,231 --> 00:19:13,461 - Did you see this? - I don't go to flicks much. 259 00:19:13,534 --> 00:19:15,764 This kind of thing drives me crazy. 260 00:19:15,836 --> 00:19:20,603 There are people right now, fighting for their lives and for their freedom... 261 00:19:20,674 --> 00:19:24,735 ...while here we are watching this trash which doesn't mean anything. 262 00:19:25,446 --> 00:19:28,142 - Then why did you see it? - My mom. 263 00:19:28,215 --> 00:19:29,842 She loved it. 264 00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:34,047 We don't agree on anything lately. She's content, you know, living her life. 265 00:19:35,088 --> 00:19:36,715 I don't want to... 266 00:19:37,224 --> 00:19:39,715 I want to have an effect on the world. 267 00:19:39,793 --> 00:19:42,421 I want to get out there and get involved. 268 00:19:42,496 --> 00:19:45,590 You know, I'd like to join the Peace Corps... 269 00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:48,567 ...or maybe go down south and help out there... 270 00:19:49,436 --> 00:19:50,801 I don't know. 271 00:19:50,871 --> 00:19:53,066 It's just so frustrating. 272 00:19:53,474 --> 00:19:55,567 Yeah, I know what you mean. 273 00:19:56,276 --> 00:19:59,336 - I'm really glad I decided to come. - Me, too. 274 00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:02,974 It's really nice to talk to someone. It's really nice. 275 00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:04,210 It is. 276 00:20:05,586 --> 00:20:06,610 Big party! 277 00:20:06,687 --> 00:20:09,485 Rose, you got really nice lips. 278 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:10,580 What? 279 00:20:10,657 --> 00:20:13,558 You got nice lips. Are you wearing lipstick? 280 00:20:14,127 --> 00:20:15,321 - Yes. - Yeah? 281 00:20:15,395 --> 00:20:17,329 It's kind of wearing down, I see. 282 00:20:17,531 --> 00:20:19,226 - It is? - A little bit. Got more? 283 00:20:19,299 --> 00:20:21,290 - Should I put some more on? - Sure. 284 00:20:21,368 --> 00:20:22,460 Okay. 285 00:20:28,075 --> 00:20:29,440 Let me try. 286 00:20:29,643 --> 00:20:32,009 - Can I, please? - Okay. 287 00:20:37,985 --> 00:20:38,985 Eddie... 288 00:20:39,019 --> 00:20:40,247 Hold still. 289 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,651 Eddie... 290 00:20:44,024 --> 00:20:46,390 You put on lipstick about as good as I do. 291 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:49,361 You're supposed to put lipstick on the lips. 292 00:20:49,463 --> 00:20:51,090 It's all over my... 293 00:20:51,798 --> 00:20:53,390 It's all over my mouth now. 294 00:20:54,468 --> 00:20:56,595 Wait. Maybe I can fix this. 295 00:20:57,905 --> 00:20:59,873 It's all over the place. 296 00:21:01,341 --> 00:21:03,468 There. That's fine, right? 297 00:21:03,544 --> 00:21:06,411 Never mind. Forget about it. 298 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,913 You look fine. 299 00:21:07,981 --> 00:21:09,505 You think I look okay? 300 00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:11,073 It's all right. 301 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,587 ' "The Nitelite." 302 00:21:14,855 --> 00:21:17,187 Looks like a pretty fancy place? 303 00:21:17,257 --> 00:21:21,421 Rose, this party's no big deal. We don't have to go in... 304 00:21:21,495 --> 00:21:22,689 I'd like to. Yeah. 305 00:21:22,763 --> 00:21:25,698 We can go somewhere else if you just want to dance. 306 00:21:26,099 --> 00:21:27,498 That's okay. 307 00:21:28,502 --> 00:21:30,231 All right, come on. 308 00:21:31,538 --> 00:21:33,438 - There you go, buddy. - Thanks. 309 00:21:34,942 --> 00:21:36,409 Friend of yours? 310 00:21:36,476 --> 00:21:37,738 Come on. 311 00:21:42,482 --> 00:21:45,383 Good evening, Corporal Birdlace. Good evening, ma'am. 312 00:21:45,452 --> 00:21:47,943 Fine woman you got there, Corporal. 313 00:21:48,021 --> 00:21:51,218 I'll be sure to include this in my report to the inspector general. 314 00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:53,885 - Thank you, sir. - Good luck, Corporal. 315 00:21:53,961 --> 00:21:55,519 Wait a second. 316 00:21:55,963 --> 00:21:58,693 - I just want to... - You look great. 317 00:21:59,066 --> 00:22:01,432 - Really? - Really. You do. 318 00:22:02,836 --> 00:22:04,736 - Okay. - Let's hit it. 319 00:22:05,305 --> 00:22:07,705 You want a party? You got yourself a party. 320 00:22:17,651 --> 00:22:20,484 - Hey, Birdlace! - Hey, Zaworsky! 321 00:22:25,659 --> 00:22:26,990 This is Rose. 322 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:28,493 - Hi, Rose. - Hi, Rose. 323 00:22:28,562 --> 00:22:30,530 Welcome to paradise, Corporal. 324 00:22:30,597 --> 00:22:32,360 Thank you, Corporal. 325 00:22:56,356 --> 00:22:58,620 - To the Four Bees! - And their ladies. 326 00:22:58,692 --> 00:22:59,920 And their girls. 327 00:22:59,993 --> 00:23:01,927 - Semper fi. - Semper fi! 328 00:23:01,995 --> 00:23:06,398 That's only three B's. Berzin, Benjamin, and Birdlace. 329 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:09,531 My name's Buell. They just call me Okie. 330 00:23:09,603 --> 00:23:11,537 You've all been friends since boot camp? 331 00:23:11,605 --> 00:23:15,234 No. In boot camp, you line up by height. 332 00:23:15,809 --> 00:23:20,246 In ITR, infantry training after boot camp, it's alphabetical order. 333 00:23:20,313 --> 00:23:22,440 So we always lined up together. 334 00:23:22,516 --> 00:23:23,949 Got to be pretty tight. 335 00:23:24,384 --> 00:23:26,682 Everyone started calling us the Four Bees. 336 00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:29,654 And we've stuck together since then. 337 00:23:30,357 --> 00:23:33,451 So, you got to be friends from standing in line? 338 00:23:40,033 --> 00:23:43,025 Well, I'm happy to meet you all. I really am. 339 00:23:43,103 --> 00:23:45,037 Where's our fucking drinks? 340 00:23:45,105 --> 00:23:48,199 - You guys like to swear. - No. We like to drink. 341 00:23:48,575 --> 00:23:52,807 No big thing, Rose. It's just words. After a while, you don't even hear it. 342 00:23:52,879 --> 00:23:54,244 Don't mean shit. 343 00:23:54,314 --> 00:23:57,647 - Make room for another round. - I've already had two. 344 00:23:57,718 --> 00:23:59,447 Honey, don't worry about it. 345 00:23:59,519 --> 00:24:02,215 It's just a mai tai. Very weak drink. 346 00:24:02,355 --> 00:24:03,788 Trust me. You won't get drunk. 347 00:24:03,857 --> 00:24:06,792 Right. Drink up. I'll take another double. 348 00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:08,384 Everyone on the dance floor! 349 00:24:08,462 --> 00:24:09,554 Thanks. 350 00:24:10,163 --> 00:24:12,028 Gentlemen, I say we dance. 351 00:24:12,099 --> 00:24:13,327 Right. 352 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,327 Care to dance, Miss Two Bears? 353 00:24:15,402 --> 00:24:17,700 Come on, darling. Let's hit it. 354 00:24:18,238 --> 00:24:20,069 Let's see if we can make a rainstorm. 355 00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:22,404 Let's show them what we got. 356 00:24:24,745 --> 00:24:26,542 - Are you mad at me? - No. 357 00:24:27,481 --> 00:24:31,178 - Well, you sure seem mad. - I'm happier than a two-peckered owl. 358 00:24:31,251 --> 00:24:32,775 It's the fucking waitress. 359 00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:34,978 Come on, Eddie. Let's dance. 360 00:24:35,055 --> 00:24:38,547 We'll be there in a minute. She has to finish her drink still. 361 00:24:39,893 --> 00:24:42,293 Come on, honey. Get off your ass and dance. 362 00:24:42,929 --> 00:24:44,760 Got some tough competition out there. 363 00:25:04,785 --> 00:25:09,119 - Having a good time, Corporal Birdlegs? - Yeah, yeah. Carry on, asshole. 364 00:25:10,457 --> 00:25:13,017 - Birdlegs? - It's just a nickname. 365 00:25:13,426 --> 00:25:15,519 - Waitress! - Don't drink any more. 366 00:25:16,263 --> 00:25:17,821 Talk to me. 367 00:25:18,398 --> 00:25:20,525 What kind of a bird is that? 368 00:25:20,734 --> 00:25:23,532 A bluebird, the bluebird of happiness. 369 00:25:23,603 --> 00:25:26,572 See? It flies. It carries me from all the troubles... 370 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,665 ...and takes me to where it's all happy. 371 00:25:29,776 --> 00:25:31,266 Crock of shit. 372 00:25:32,379 --> 00:25:34,040 Does it ever work? 373 00:25:36,283 --> 00:25:37,944 Let's get out of here. 374 00:25:38,018 --> 00:25:39,883 I thought we were supposed to dance. 375 00:25:39,953 --> 00:25:42,888 You're a nice girl. This is a fucked-up place. 376 00:25:42,956 --> 00:25:45,288 I'd like to dance. Come on. 377 00:25:45,358 --> 00:25:47,258 Let's hit it, Birdlegs. 378 00:25:48,361 --> 00:25:50,454 Yeah. Semper fi, do or die. 379 00:26:36,710 --> 00:26:38,541 What do you give her? 380 00:26:40,313 --> 00:26:42,110 - Four. - Four? 381 00:26:43,783 --> 00:26:45,774 She's not even a woman, for Christ's sake. 382 00:26:45,852 --> 00:26:47,114 Bullshit. 383 00:26:49,122 --> 00:26:50,919 She's a fucking guy in drag. 384 00:26:50,991 --> 00:26:52,788 How can you give her a four? 385 00:26:54,427 --> 00:26:56,657 Son of a bitch, that is a guy. 386 00:26:57,497 --> 00:26:59,158 I'll give him a seven. 387 00:27:04,271 --> 00:27:07,138 - You having a good time? - Yes. 388 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:22,451 What have we here? 389 00:27:24,424 --> 00:27:25,857 Oh, my god. 390 00:27:28,595 --> 00:27:30,563 That son of a bitch. 391 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:34,500 She's nice. 392 00:27:34,567 --> 00:27:37,161 Gentlemen, I think we got a winner here. 393 00:27:38,338 --> 00:27:40,135 Berzin wins. Big Berzin. 394 00:27:40,206 --> 00:27:41,332 Winner! 395 00:27:41,408 --> 00:27:42,841 - Ten. - Ten. 396 00:27:49,883 --> 00:27:51,817 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 397 00:28:01,995 --> 00:28:03,360 Jesus. 398 00:28:03,430 --> 00:28:06,092 - How many points for that? - Honorable mention. 399 00:28:08,635 --> 00:28:10,068 Here's the man! 400 00:28:10,136 --> 00:28:11,501 Where's the money? 401 00:28:11,571 --> 00:28:12,595 Unbelievable. 402 00:28:13,340 --> 00:28:16,207 Unbelievable, man. Where the fuck did you find her? 403 00:28:16,276 --> 00:28:17,937 That's top-fucking-secret. 404 00:28:18,011 --> 00:28:21,412 Congratulations, you piece of shit. God, was she butt-ugly. 405 00:28:21,481 --> 00:28:23,676 A well-deserved win. That's four in a row. 406 00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:27,584 Nobody in the entire fucking Marine Corps ever won four in a row. 407 00:28:27,654 --> 00:28:30,452 I'd say I'm one lucky motherfucker. 408 00:28:31,157 --> 00:28:33,785 I think you're one lucky motherfucker. 409 00:28:36,363 --> 00:28:38,558 - No hard feelings, Benjamin. - Eat my ass. 410 00:28:38,631 --> 00:28:39,723 Fuck you, too. 411 00:28:41,301 --> 00:28:42,529 Oh, boy. 412 00:28:54,914 --> 00:28:57,644 - Only $50? - Cut me some slack, will you? 413 00:28:57,717 --> 00:28:59,810 Slack? You find "slack" in the dictionary. 414 00:28:59,886 --> 00:29:02,047 Between "shit" and "syphilis." 415 00:29:02,122 --> 00:29:04,090 Cab fare. I paid $8 for that cab. 416 00:29:04,157 --> 00:29:06,557 Berzin, this ain't the chaplain you're talking to. 417 00:29:06,626 --> 00:29:10,426 You come to me for help. I help, for half the money. That was the deal. 418 00:29:10,497 --> 00:29:13,057 Don't give me shit about a fucking cab. 419 00:29:13,133 --> 00:29:16,830 I'm not giving you shit, you goddamn slut. Take your goddamn money. 420 00:29:16,903 --> 00:29:19,064 You fucking asshole! God... 421 00:29:20,473 --> 00:29:23,636 Fucking jarheads. You're all assholes. 422 00:29:31,751 --> 00:29:33,378 What's wrong, Marcie? 423 00:29:33,453 --> 00:29:36,251 The man's an asshole. That's what's wrong. 424 00:29:36,456 --> 00:29:39,857 He says, "Hey, Gums, how'd you like to make $50... 425 00:29:39,926 --> 00:29:43,384 "...and you don't have to do nobody? " I say, "What's the catch? " 426 00:29:43,463 --> 00:29:46,330 "No catch." So he tells me about this dogfight thing. 427 00:29:46,399 --> 00:29:47,764 So I say, ' "Sure." 428 00:29:47,834 --> 00:29:50,268 I even offer not to wear my teeth. 429 00:29:51,871 --> 00:29:53,896 I'm sorry. I don't understand. 430 00:29:55,875 --> 00:29:57,968 Shit. Never mind. 431 00:30:06,619 --> 00:30:08,587 No. I'd like to hear. 432 00:30:09,222 --> 00:30:12,089 It's not really as bad as it sounds, all right? 433 00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:14,922 Free cocktail, free beer... 434 00:30:14,994 --> 00:30:17,053 ...and they got to be polite. 435 00:30:17,130 --> 00:30:19,360 Those are the rules. They got to be polite. 436 00:30:19,432 --> 00:30:22,196 - What rules? - The rules of the dogfight. 437 00:30:24,370 --> 00:30:27,134 See, they each put in some money, like $50, $70, $75... 438 00:30:27,207 --> 00:30:28,299 Who does? 439 00:30:28,374 --> 00:30:30,842 The assholes, the Marines. 440 00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:34,977 And out of that they rent the joint, pay for the food and the booze... 441 00:30:35,048 --> 00:30:37,539 ...and the rest of the money goes to prize money. 442 00:30:37,617 --> 00:30:41,519 The thing that gets me is how great they think they look. 443 00:30:42,455 --> 00:30:45,151 You ever seen such a pack of pukes? 444 00:30:45,225 --> 00:30:46,385 There's prize money? 445 00:30:46,459 --> 00:30:49,485 That's right. The ugliest woman wins $100... 446 00:30:49,562 --> 00:30:51,655 ...for the guy who brings her. 447 00:30:51,865 --> 00:30:54,390 I'm the ugliest, so I win. 448 00:30:55,502 --> 00:30:57,197 Only, see... 449 00:30:57,904 --> 00:31:01,499 ...I ain't really that ugly. You should see me when I'm really dressed up. 450 00:31:01,574 --> 00:31:03,405 Oh, God. This is awful. 451 00:31:03,743 --> 00:31:05,973 Marcie, you must feel terrible. 452 00:31:06,679 --> 00:31:08,203 It's not so bad. 453 00:31:08,281 --> 00:31:09,942 At least I got $50. 454 00:31:10,016 --> 00:31:11,813 All you got was sick. 455 00:31:15,488 --> 00:31:16,546 Hey! 456 00:31:17,423 --> 00:31:19,823 - How you doing there, Shitbird? - Good. 457 00:31:19,893 --> 00:31:22,088 You just won honorable mention. 458 00:31:22,162 --> 00:31:24,653 That's $26 in prize money. 459 00:31:25,431 --> 00:31:28,696 It's a good thing she puked up or we'd have to give it to Fector. 460 00:31:30,270 --> 00:31:32,397 Hell of a lot better than a bayonet up your ass. 461 00:31:32,472 --> 00:31:33,472 Always. 462 00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:36,265 Hey! 463 00:31:36,809 --> 00:31:38,242 Don't you dare "hey" me. 464 00:31:38,311 --> 00:31:40,836 You are a cruel, heartless, ignorant creep. 465 00:31:40,914 --> 00:31:43,644 If I were a man, I'd beat you to a pulp. 466 00:31:44,851 --> 00:31:47,479 Who gave you the right to treat people like this? 467 00:31:47,554 --> 00:31:48,885 It's vicious! 468 00:31:48,955 --> 00:31:50,752 All of you are just vicious! 469 00:31:50,823 --> 00:31:52,313 I'm sorry! 470 00:31:52,392 --> 00:31:54,587 How can you be sorry? You have no feelings. 471 00:31:54,661 --> 00:31:57,789 You're just a worthless excuse for a human being. 472 00:31:57,864 --> 00:32:00,458 - Hey, that's my shipmate! - Shut up, you creep! 473 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,734 Your apology means nothing. 474 00:32:02,802 --> 00:32:05,737 Everything out of your mouth has been rotten, dirty lies. 475 00:32:06,372 --> 00:32:08,067 I'm sorry I ever met you. 476 00:32:08,675 --> 00:32:09,835 Okay. 477 00:32:11,077 --> 00:32:12,544 God, what a bitch. 478 00:32:13,546 --> 00:32:14,979 Where did you find her? 479 00:32:15,048 --> 00:32:16,174 Jerk! 480 00:32:16,849 --> 00:32:17,975 For Christ's sakes. 481 00:32:18,051 --> 00:32:19,712 What the hell was that about? 482 00:32:19,786 --> 00:32:23,051 Jesus Christ! You should be able to control your woman. 483 00:32:41,808 --> 00:32:42,900 Rose. 484 00:32:45,912 --> 00:32:46,912 What? 485 00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:49,505 It's 8:30. What kind of party ends so early? 486 00:32:49,749 --> 00:32:51,876 I decided to come home early. 487 00:32:53,386 --> 00:32:55,149 You have a good time? 488 00:32:56,089 --> 00:32:58,922 Yeah. It was nice. I'm going to go practice my guitar. 489 00:32:58,992 --> 00:33:00,721 Not too loud, okay? 490 00:33:17,977 --> 00:33:19,308 Repent! 491 00:33:20,146 --> 00:33:21,170 Hey, watch your step. 492 00:33:21,247 --> 00:33:22,407 Repent! 493 00:33:23,616 --> 00:33:26,278 Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. 494 00:33:27,387 --> 00:33:29,150 Cartoons for adults! 495 00:33:31,157 --> 00:33:34,126 I love winning, Corporal! It feels so fucking good. 496 00:33:35,228 --> 00:33:37,128 Here. I got you a beer. 497 00:33:45,238 --> 00:33:46,899 Quit eye-fucking me. 498 00:33:46,973 --> 00:33:47,997 Jesus! 499 00:33:48,574 --> 00:33:50,804 They got these fucking things timed. 500 00:33:51,477 --> 00:33:53,707 First it stops just when she takes off her bra. 501 00:33:53,780 --> 00:33:56,078 Now it stops just as she takes off her panties. 502 00:33:56,149 --> 00:33:57,878 That pisses me off. 503 00:33:57,950 --> 00:33:59,747 Let's put on our hat. 504 00:34:00,019 --> 00:34:02,078 Belly up to that holster. 505 00:34:02,288 --> 00:34:04,813 You look like Daddy's little cowgirl. 506 00:34:05,291 --> 00:34:07,691 Now, what's the most important thing to remember... 507 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,159 ...during a Wild West shootout? 508 00:34:09,228 --> 00:34:10,320 Kill, kill, kill. 509 00:34:10,396 --> 00:34:13,854 Right. Get in position. Line that son of a bitch up. 510 00:34:13,933 --> 00:34:15,730 - Draw! - Kill! Kill! Kill! 511 00:34:16,369 --> 00:34:20,271 What are you doing? Excuse me, ma'am. I got to talk to him. 512 00:34:20,606 --> 00:34:23,439 - What's going on? - The dogfight's over. 513 00:34:23,810 --> 00:34:26,540 Okay, now half-mast those skivvies. 514 00:34:27,013 --> 00:34:29,038 Bitch! Fucking machine! 515 00:34:29,716 --> 00:34:31,843 What, you just learn to walk? 516 00:34:32,885 --> 00:34:34,682 Okie, give me another nickel. 517 00:34:34,754 --> 00:34:36,722 - All right, but I get to see, too. - Okay. 518 00:34:36,789 --> 00:34:38,659 - I'm serious. - I'm serious. Give it to me. 519 00:34:38,725 --> 00:34:40,352 Where did Birdlace go? 520 00:34:40,426 --> 00:34:42,758 He said he'd meet us at Navy Bill's. 521 00:34:42,829 --> 00:34:45,957 If I don't see her ass soon, I'm going to hump you. 522 00:35:39,519 --> 00:35:40,519 Dog! 523 00:35:53,232 --> 00:35:56,201 Rosie, what is it? Who's out there? 524 00:35:56,269 --> 00:35:58,669 It's all right. It's just Captain. 525 00:36:34,674 --> 00:36:35,698 Here. 526 00:36:35,775 --> 00:36:37,572 Come on. 527 00:36:37,743 --> 00:36:39,233 Come on. Here. 528 00:36:39,912 --> 00:36:44,076 Good boy. Yeah. You're a big fucker, aren't you? 529 00:36:44,283 --> 00:36:47,150 Yeah? Want some? Look at those ears. 530 00:37:10,476 --> 00:37:12,444 Okay, easy. 531 00:37:48,281 --> 00:37:49,748 Motherfucker! 532 00:38:45,638 --> 00:38:47,265 What do you want? 533 00:38:52,278 --> 00:38:54,041 Pretty hokey, isn't it? 534 00:38:54,747 --> 00:38:57,045 Sorry. I thought you'd like it. 535 00:38:59,785 --> 00:39:01,514 Did I win anything? 536 00:39:02,021 --> 00:39:03,249 Nothing. 537 00:39:03,689 --> 00:39:05,554 You were disqualified. 538 00:39:06,292 --> 00:39:09,125 - Liar. - Rose, I swear. 539 00:39:10,196 --> 00:39:12,255 What about those other girls? 540 00:39:12,331 --> 00:39:13,923 What about them? 541 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,731 What about their feelings? Do you honestly think they have no feelings? 542 00:39:17,803 --> 00:39:21,432 They didn't know anything about it. Besides, you're different. 543 00:39:22,008 --> 00:39:23,908 I've been to six different dogfights. 544 00:39:23,976 --> 00:39:26,536 You're the first girl I ever tried to talk out of going. 545 00:39:26,612 --> 00:39:30,173 - You did not. - Yes, ma'am. You don't remember? 546 00:39:30,249 --> 00:39:32,649 In front of the Nitelite? I tried to stop you. 547 00:39:32,718 --> 00:39:36,677 And before dancing, too. When you dance, that's final judging. 548 00:39:38,024 --> 00:39:40,549 That's crazy. I don't understand you. 549 00:39:41,293 --> 00:39:44,023 There's a lot of shit I don't understand. 550 00:39:44,096 --> 00:39:46,189 I don't apologize, ever. 551 00:39:46,265 --> 00:39:49,393 And I came all the fuck way back here to apologize. 552 00:39:49,468 --> 00:39:51,561 And I don't understand that. 553 00:39:52,805 --> 00:39:54,796 I wanted to take you out to dinner... 554 00:39:54,874 --> 00:39:57,502 ...and try to make things up to you if possible... 555 00:39:57,576 --> 00:40:00,306 ...and I'm standing here now feeling like an idiot. 556 00:40:00,379 --> 00:40:01,869 So, fuck it. 557 00:40:02,848 --> 00:40:06,147 If you don't want me around and I'm a pain in your ass... 558 00:40:06,218 --> 00:40:07,947 ...just tell me to leave, and I'm gone. 559 00:40:10,022 --> 00:40:12,115 I want you to stop swearing. 560 00:40:12,825 --> 00:40:13,883 Okay. 561 00:40:18,064 --> 00:40:19,122 Okay. 562 00:40:19,331 --> 00:40:22,129 - Okay what? - Okay, let's go to dinner. 563 00:40:22,401 --> 00:40:25,234 But if this is part of your dogfight, I'll kill you. 564 00:40:26,839 --> 00:40:28,363 No, Rose, it's not. 565 00:40:28,441 --> 00:40:32,377 I promise. It's just you and I at a nice joint having a nice dinner. 566 00:40:32,445 --> 00:40:34,913 We won't ever mention this dogfight again. 567 00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:36,345 Roger that. 568 00:40:37,049 --> 00:40:40,985 It'll just be like a regular date, just two regular people on a regular date. 569 00:40:41,053 --> 00:40:42,077 Right. 570 00:40:51,630 --> 00:40:54,861 Well, knowing Birdlace, he's probably out looking for action. 571 00:40:54,934 --> 00:40:56,458 Speaking of action... 572 00:41:01,607 --> 00:41:02,835 Can you believe it? 573 00:41:02,908 --> 00:41:06,503 Two beautiful women lost to a detachment of deck apes! 574 00:41:08,681 --> 00:41:11,878 - Well, I thought I smelled squid shit. - I smell it. 575 00:41:13,652 --> 00:41:16,018 How'd you like to eat my shit? 576 00:41:16,088 --> 00:41:17,885 Fucking jarhead. 577 00:41:19,291 --> 00:41:20,918 Fight! Fight! 578 00:41:25,531 --> 00:41:26,998 Market and Powell. 579 00:41:27,066 --> 00:41:29,364 - Do we get off here? - Yeah. 580 00:41:34,807 --> 00:41:36,672 I think I know a place. 581 00:41:48,087 --> 00:41:49,179 Here. 582 00:42:00,766 --> 00:42:02,097 We can do better. 583 00:42:02,168 --> 00:42:05,569 - Eddie, this is a nice restaurant. - We can do better. 584 00:42:20,119 --> 00:42:23,384 - Can I help you? - Yeah. Excuse me. Dinner for two. 585 00:42:23,455 --> 00:42:26,788 - Do you have a reservation? - Yes, my secretary called in. Gilmore. 586 00:42:27,993 --> 00:42:31,053 Not that that should matter, being there's plenty of room. 587 00:42:31,130 --> 00:42:34,293 Yes, sir, there is, but unless you have a jacket... 588 00:42:34,366 --> 00:42:35,628 ...I can't seat you. 589 00:42:35,701 --> 00:42:37,066 I'm wearing a jacket. 590 00:42:37,136 --> 00:42:39,070 You're wearing a windbreaker, sir. 591 00:42:39,138 --> 00:42:43,438 I was speaking of a dinner jacket or at least a tie and sports coat. 592 00:42:43,742 --> 00:42:46,643 Couldn't you just put us in the back, out of the way? 593 00:42:46,712 --> 00:42:48,873 It's my last night stateside... 594 00:42:48,948 --> 00:42:52,816 ...and I wanted to take my girl out to dinner. 595 00:42:52,885 --> 00:42:56,013 I'm sorry, sir, but it's a rule strictly enforced. 596 00:42:58,490 --> 00:43:00,082 Well, thank you. 597 00:43:04,897 --> 00:43:07,024 - That man's a prick! - He was doing his job. 598 00:43:07,099 --> 00:43:09,863 Bullshit! Just like a 2nd lieutenant, give them some power... 599 00:43:09,935 --> 00:43:11,562 ...they roll in it like dogs in shit. 600 00:43:11,637 --> 00:43:15,232 Makes them feel like wolves instead of the little lap dog that he is. 601 00:43:15,307 --> 00:43:16,934 I'm going to burn his ass. 602 00:43:18,711 --> 00:43:21,145 Eddie, what is the problem? 603 00:43:21,213 --> 00:43:24,080 We were supposed to have a nice, normal date. 604 00:43:24,149 --> 00:43:27,084 There's no problem. Just a man with a mission. 605 00:43:27,152 --> 00:43:28,585 What kind of mission? 606 00:43:31,257 --> 00:43:33,657 You and me against the pricks. 607 00:43:33,726 --> 00:43:35,318 Are you with me? 608 00:43:35,861 --> 00:43:38,159 It has just been the craziest night. 609 00:43:38,230 --> 00:43:41,961 Eddie's grandfather dies, and we're headed for midnight mass. 610 00:43:42,034 --> 00:43:43,695 Put that back where it belongs. 611 00:43:43,769 --> 00:43:47,296 Eddie just doesn't have appropriate funeral wear hanging in his closet. 612 00:43:47,373 --> 00:43:49,841 I understand. But it's late. We were asleep. 613 00:43:49,909 --> 00:43:52,036 I know, I'm very sorry, it's just... 614 00:43:52,111 --> 00:43:55,046 We'd just like one jacket so Eddie can look his best. 615 00:43:55,114 --> 00:43:57,014 - Please, darling, hurry. - Okay, darling. 616 00:43:57,082 --> 00:43:59,073 I'm hurrying as fast as possible. 617 00:44:00,185 --> 00:44:02,949 Eddie's having trouble making decisions. He's shook up. 618 00:44:03,022 --> 00:44:04,580 What the hell's going on? 619 00:44:05,424 --> 00:44:07,449 They're going to a funeral. 620 00:44:09,595 --> 00:44:12,689 Rose, that was outstanding bullshit. I was really impressed. 621 00:44:12,765 --> 00:44:16,030 It wasn't easy with you throwing jackets all over. 622 00:44:22,441 --> 00:44:24,966 Good evening. Dinner for two, please. 623 00:44:38,357 --> 00:44:39,551 Thanks. 624 00:44:40,326 --> 00:44:42,920 Look. It's so nice, so clean! 625 00:44:49,635 --> 00:44:51,535 Rose, what do you think of this one? 626 00:44:51,603 --> 00:44:54,936 Hey, friendly. Over here. This will be just fine, thanks. 627 00:44:59,578 --> 00:45:00,772 Please. 628 00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:03,275 It's my pleasure. 629 00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:05,543 Thank you so much. 630 00:45:05,851 --> 00:45:08,319 You've been so wonderful. This is for you. $1. 631 00:45:08,387 --> 00:45:10,651 - That won't be necessary. - Please, I insist! 632 00:45:10,723 --> 00:45:12,918 You're worth $1. Isn't he? 633 00:45:13,459 --> 00:45:15,427 See? You are worth $1. 634 00:45:15,894 --> 00:45:18,192 Thank you so much for your time and effort. 635 00:45:26,505 --> 00:45:30,339 Just wait till I'm through with him. He won't know whether to shit or go blind. 636 00:45:30,409 --> 00:45:33,207 You've had your fun. Why do you have to do this? 637 00:45:35,514 --> 00:45:38,506 Someone dumps on me five pounds, I dump back fifty. 638 00:45:38,817 --> 00:45:40,580 I'm not through with that jack-off, yet. 639 00:45:42,154 --> 00:45:44,145 If you spend the night making him miserable... 640 00:45:44,223 --> 00:45:45,520 ...I'm going home. 641 00:45:45,591 --> 00:45:47,252 - What? - I'm serious. 642 00:45:47,326 --> 00:45:49,385 What are you talking about? 643 00:45:49,461 --> 00:45:53,192 We came here to have a nice dinner. And I'd like some respect from him. 644 00:45:53,265 --> 00:45:54,960 You deserve respect, too. 645 00:45:55,034 --> 00:45:57,559 We're paying just like everyone else. 646 00:45:57,803 --> 00:45:59,270 That's how you get respect? 647 00:46:02,975 --> 00:46:05,341 People are such goddamn idiots. 648 00:46:05,411 --> 00:46:06,742 I know they are. 649 00:46:06,812 --> 00:46:11,340 But what's the point of spending all your energy trying to get even with everybody? 650 00:46:11,750 --> 00:46:14,742 Because it feels great. It feels fucking great, especially... 651 00:46:14,820 --> 00:46:18,916 And what's the point of every word out of your mouth being a curse word? 652 00:46:20,859 --> 00:46:22,383 Are you ready to order now? 653 00:46:22,461 --> 00:46:24,053 Yes, goddamn it. 654 00:46:24,963 --> 00:46:28,160 I'm going to have the fucking poached salmon... 655 00:46:28,667 --> 00:46:31,158 ...with the son-of-a-bitching rice... 656 00:46:32,504 --> 00:46:34,972 ...and a dirty-bastard salad... 657 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:38,100 ...with a shitload of Roquefort dressing. 658 00:46:39,011 --> 00:46:40,342 Thank you. 659 00:46:40,612 --> 00:46:43,206 And who knows what this asshole wants. 660 00:46:46,318 --> 00:46:48,513 I'll just take a fucking beer. 661 00:46:49,955 --> 00:46:51,286 Thank you. 662 00:46:59,465 --> 00:47:02,025 - That's all you're going to have, a beer? - Yeah. 663 00:47:02,101 --> 00:47:03,500 You must be starved. 664 00:47:03,836 --> 00:47:05,599 No, I'm not starved. 665 00:47:11,110 --> 00:47:12,509 - Here you are. - Thank you. 666 00:47:12,578 --> 00:47:14,546 I'll just put this over here for now. 667 00:47:14,613 --> 00:47:16,808 Poached salmon and rice pilaf. 668 00:47:20,652 --> 00:47:22,745 It's beautiful. Isn't this beautiful? 669 00:47:22,821 --> 00:47:25,153 Yeah. That looks good, real good. 670 00:47:26,091 --> 00:47:27,854 See, you are hungry. 671 00:47:29,394 --> 00:47:31,589 Why didn't you order anything? 672 00:47:33,198 --> 00:47:35,063 I couldn't pay for it. 673 00:47:35,701 --> 00:47:38,932 I can pay for that, and for this, but that's all till payday. 674 00:47:51,817 --> 00:47:53,409 What's that for? 675 00:47:54,319 --> 00:47:55,980 What are you doing? 676 00:48:04,496 --> 00:48:05,690 Thanks. 677 00:48:11,503 --> 00:48:12,800 I'm going to hit the head. 678 00:48:12,871 --> 00:48:14,771 Okay I'll wait outside. 679 00:48:22,047 --> 00:48:24,447 I know that he was so rude to you. 680 00:48:25,918 --> 00:48:28,978 But I don't think it's fair to prejudge people... 681 00:48:29,054 --> 00:48:31,454 ...on how they look or how they're dressed. 682 00:48:31,523 --> 00:48:33,115 Don't you think? 683 00:48:41,567 --> 00:48:42,898 Thank you. 684 00:48:55,847 --> 00:48:58,315 So, what are you grinning about? 685 00:48:58,684 --> 00:49:03,417 I was wondering what you'd look like with your hair a little longer, and without... 686 00:49:04,256 --> 00:49:06,224 ...that bruise on your face. 687 00:49:06,892 --> 00:49:09,520 Well, not much better. That's for sure. 688 00:49:10,128 --> 00:49:11,755 We've got a saying: 689 00:49:11,830 --> 00:49:14,799 ' "Shot at and missed. Shit at and hit." That's me. 690 00:49:20,439 --> 00:49:22,964 So, I should take you home soon. 691 00:49:24,142 --> 00:49:26,235 Right? It's kind of late. 692 00:49:26,578 --> 00:49:28,045 I don't know. 693 00:49:31,350 --> 00:49:33,716 I feel like walking. You feel like walking? 694 00:49:34,186 --> 00:49:35,278 Sure. 695 00:49:40,559 --> 00:49:41,719 Thanks for dinner. 696 00:49:41,994 --> 00:49:44,588 - You're so welcome. - It was really nice. 697 00:49:45,197 --> 00:49:48,098 It's probably the most expensive meal I ever had. 698 00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:13,119 We had to relocate to Missouri. 699 00:50:13,191 --> 00:50:15,989 Soon as I got there, I tried to join the Air Force... 700 00:50:16,061 --> 00:50:18,086 ...but their recruiter was out to lunch. 701 00:50:18,163 --> 00:50:22,259 The Marine Corps recruiter sees me pacing there in the post office and says: 702 00:50:22,334 --> 00:50:25,303 ' "Eleanor Roosevelt was talking about you." 703 00:50:25,370 --> 00:50:26,667 Eleanor Roosevelt? 704 00:50:26,738 --> 00:50:30,799 Yeah. So I say, "That's quite a trick, seeing as she's dead." 705 00:50:30,876 --> 00:50:32,867 He says, "She said it before she died. 706 00:50:32,944 --> 00:50:37,881 "She called you an oversexed, overtrained, underfed, underpaid killing machine." 707 00:50:38,350 --> 00:50:41,376 I thought he was crazy. So I asked him, I said: 708 00:50:41,453 --> 00:50:43,387 ' "What the hell are you talking about? " 709 00:50:43,455 --> 00:50:47,084 He says, "She was talking about Marines. 710 00:50:47,526 --> 00:50:50,359 "And you sure as hell look like a Marine to me." 711 00:50:50,595 --> 00:50:52,563 I thought that was pretty neat. 712 00:50:52,631 --> 00:50:56,192 So I bolted home, got the old man, brought him back... 713 00:50:56,268 --> 00:50:59,897 ...and he signed those papers so damn fast he nearly sprained his wrist. 714 00:51:03,208 --> 00:51:06,439 I was a little shit back then, but I was only 16. 715 00:51:06,511 --> 00:51:08,342 I don't think you're a little shit. 716 00:51:08,413 --> 00:51:09,675 Gee, thanks. 717 00:51:14,686 --> 00:51:16,779 - There you go. - It's a beauty. 718 00:51:17,089 --> 00:51:18,886 Out-fucking-standing. 719 00:51:19,524 --> 00:51:21,651 I mean, out-fucking-standing! 720 00:51:22,227 --> 00:51:23,819 Get up. Me next. 721 00:51:26,098 --> 00:51:27,429 Okay, and remember... 722 00:51:27,499 --> 00:51:30,491 ...exact same bee on the exact same spot for him. 723 00:51:30,836 --> 00:51:31,836 Gotcha. 724 00:51:32,137 --> 00:51:34,935 And remember, there's another one of us coming. Birdlace. 725 00:51:35,006 --> 00:51:37,406 He ain't here yet, but exact same thing for him. 726 00:51:37,476 --> 00:51:39,637 Same spot and same bee. 727 00:51:39,711 --> 00:51:41,076 Yeah. Yeah. 728 00:51:41,380 --> 00:51:43,143 'Cause there's four of us. 729 00:51:43,215 --> 00:51:44,546 Four Bees. 730 00:51:45,384 --> 00:51:48,478 There's Birdlace and Berzin. 731 00:51:48,553 --> 00:51:50,316 My name's Buell. 732 00:51:50,389 --> 00:51:54,018 Goddamn it, Okie! Leave the fucking guy alone, for Christ's sakes. 733 00:51:54,493 --> 00:51:55,983 He's Benjamin. 734 00:52:00,966 --> 00:52:04,060 Eddie, will I get to see you some more? 735 00:52:05,337 --> 00:52:07,328 I don't know. You want to? 736 00:52:07,539 --> 00:52:08,631 Yeah. 737 00:52:09,808 --> 00:52:13,141 Okay, then I'll take you out as soon as I get back. 738 00:52:13,378 --> 00:52:14,845 Get back from where? 739 00:52:14,913 --> 00:52:17,643 Well, I'm shipping out first thing tomorrow morning. 740 00:52:17,716 --> 00:52:18,978 Going overseas. 741 00:52:19,518 --> 00:52:21,782 - Where are you going? - Okinawa. 742 00:52:22,587 --> 00:52:24,248 But I'm aiming for this other place. 743 00:52:24,322 --> 00:52:27,018 It's a little country near India called Vietnam. 744 00:52:28,260 --> 00:52:29,852 I read about it. 745 00:52:30,028 --> 00:52:33,293 - Aren't they fighting there or something? - No, not really. 746 00:52:33,365 --> 00:52:38,098 We'll just be there as advisers to teach them how to handle the Commies. 747 00:52:38,503 --> 00:52:39,936 That could be dangerous. 748 00:52:40,005 --> 00:52:40,937 No. 749 00:52:41,006 --> 00:52:42,940 Kick a little ass, take a few names. 750 00:52:43,008 --> 00:52:45,203 Be back in a couple of months. 751 00:52:46,077 --> 00:52:49,171 Why didn't you tell me before that you were leaving? 752 00:52:49,247 --> 00:52:51,306 I thought it would sound like bullshit. 753 00:52:51,383 --> 00:52:55,820 You know, something just to say to get into your skivvies. 754 00:52:59,191 --> 00:53:03,525 - Would you mind if I wrote you? - Me? Hell, no. That would be great. 755 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:19,334 Want to go to this club in North Beach called the Still Life Cafe? 756 00:53:19,978 --> 00:53:21,536 I want to sing there one day. 757 00:53:21,613 --> 00:53:24,081 When I write about it, you'll understand. 758 00:53:24,149 --> 00:53:25,514 Yeah. Sure. 759 00:53:25,917 --> 00:53:30,217 We don't have to. I thought it'd be nice, but if you have to get back, that's okay. 760 00:53:30,856 --> 00:53:34,019 As long as I'm back for formation in the morning, it's fine. 761 00:53:36,862 --> 00:53:37,920 Okay. 762 00:53:42,133 --> 00:53:44,658 - You got to write me, too. - I will. 763 00:53:46,137 --> 00:53:49,038 You don't seem much like the letter-writing kind. 764 00:53:54,412 --> 00:53:56,175 - You okay? - I'm fine. 765 00:53:56,248 --> 00:53:58,273 I just don't like blood. 766 00:53:59,317 --> 00:54:01,182 Sorry. I can't help it. 767 00:54:02,721 --> 00:54:04,211 You sure you're okay? 768 00:54:04,556 --> 00:54:05,818 I'm fine. 769 00:54:07,058 --> 00:54:08,548 You'll be done soon, right? 770 00:54:08,627 --> 00:54:10,754 Real soon. Looking nice. 771 00:54:11,463 --> 00:54:13,226 I can't believe we finally did it. 772 00:54:13,298 --> 00:54:15,698 We talked about getting these bees for two months. 773 00:54:16,234 --> 00:54:19,863 There you go. It's a bee. It's my bee. 774 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,668 My bee is smiling. 775 00:54:24,276 --> 00:54:27,677 Berzin, your bee have a smile on his face? 776 00:54:27,846 --> 00:54:30,440 This one has a huge grin. I don't think that's me. 777 00:54:30,949 --> 00:54:32,974 You see the tits on this broad? 778 00:54:33,051 --> 00:54:34,712 Nice pair. 779 00:54:34,786 --> 00:54:36,219 This gonna look the same? 780 00:54:36,288 --> 00:54:38,586 Exact same bee? Exact same spot? 781 00:54:38,790 --> 00:54:41,224 Ever been with somebody with tits like that? 782 00:54:41,293 --> 00:54:43,693 - Sure. Haven't you? - Yeah, sure. 783 00:54:45,330 --> 00:54:47,161 - Really? - Yes. 784 00:54:48,533 --> 00:54:49,625 Okay. 785 00:54:52,804 --> 00:54:55,466 - Okie, how you doing? - No sweat. 786 00:54:56,207 --> 00:54:58,732 Where's fucking Birdlace? It's his turn. 787 00:55:01,079 --> 00:55:04,708 I tell you what. If Birdlace doesn't show up, I'll get his for him. 788 00:55:05,784 --> 00:55:07,775 So Jim Swaine doesn't exist. 789 00:55:07,852 --> 00:55:10,980 And you don't know who Woody Guthrie is or Pete Seeger. 790 00:55:12,357 --> 00:55:15,349 The only folk singers I know is Peter, Paul and Mary. 791 00:55:15,427 --> 00:55:17,895 - There they are now. - Very funny. 792 00:55:19,497 --> 00:55:21,727 Peter, Paul and Mary are not real folk singers. 793 00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:22,800 - No? - No. 794 00:55:23,168 --> 00:55:25,466 Real folk singers write their own stuff. 795 00:55:25,537 --> 00:55:27,198 They say what's on their minds. 796 00:55:27,272 --> 00:55:30,241 - They can make things happen. - How's that? 797 00:55:31,576 --> 00:55:33,669 Their music can change the world. 798 00:55:33,778 --> 00:55:35,257 If you want to change the world... 799 00:55:35,313 --> 00:55:37,907 ...why don't you join the Marines and start shooting? 800 00:55:37,983 --> 00:55:40,417 Shooting changes things real quick. 801 00:55:40,685 --> 00:55:42,880 I can't believe you just said that. 802 00:55:43,321 --> 00:55:45,551 - Well, I just did. - That's ridiculous. 803 00:55:45,624 --> 00:55:47,421 Shooting doesn't solve anything. 804 00:55:47,492 --> 00:55:50,290 You shoot at people, people shoot back at you. 805 00:55:50,462 --> 00:55:53,590 When you sing to people, your message goes straight to the soul. 806 00:55:53,665 --> 00:55:56,566 You open a new point of view. You disarm them. 807 00:55:56,635 --> 00:56:01,038 All I know is that President Kennedy's sending troops to make some changes... 808 00:56:01,106 --> 00:56:03,540 ...and he certainly didn't issue them guitars. 809 00:56:03,608 --> 00:56:06,805 There are people who use music over aggression. 810 00:56:06,878 --> 00:56:09,642 Ever heard the song We Shall Overcome? 811 00:56:12,417 --> 00:56:13,509 What's so funny? 812 00:56:13,585 --> 00:56:15,610 What... Why are you laughing? 813 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,911 - I'm not laughing. - Yes, you are. 814 00:56:17,989 --> 00:56:19,650 You think this is some joke? 815 00:56:19,724 --> 00:56:22,124 You've never even heard this song. 816 00:56:23,228 --> 00:56:26,254 Bullshit. Berzin goofs on it all the time. 817 00:56:26,531 --> 00:56:28,158 That's funny. 818 00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:31,663 All that proves is that your friend is not only a cheat... 819 00:56:31,736 --> 00:56:33,499 ...but a complete moron. 820 00:56:35,907 --> 00:56:37,932 What are you talking about? 821 00:56:38,743 --> 00:56:40,005 Hey, Rose! 822 00:56:40,211 --> 00:56:42,839 You just met the guy. You're calling him a cheat? 823 00:56:42,914 --> 00:56:45,712 He is a cheat. He didn't find Marcie. He hired her. 824 00:56:45,784 --> 00:56:48,116 - He even told her not to wear her teeth. - Come on. 825 00:56:48,186 --> 00:56:50,654 He did. I overheard them fighting about it. 826 00:56:50,722 --> 00:56:52,713 He was trying to chisel her out of her share. 827 00:56:52,791 --> 00:56:55,726 He's not only a cheat and a moron, he's a cheapskate. 828 00:56:56,394 --> 00:56:58,157 That son of a bitch. 829 00:56:59,864 --> 00:57:02,025 Hey! Hold it. 830 00:57:03,668 --> 00:57:05,033 What's going on here? 831 00:57:05,103 --> 00:57:08,334 I ain't spending my last few hours stateside arguing with you. 832 00:57:08,406 --> 00:57:10,101 Especially you. I like you. 833 00:57:10,675 --> 00:57:11,903 Damn it. 834 00:57:13,511 --> 00:57:15,103 I'm sorry if... 835 00:57:15,613 --> 00:57:18,582 I'm sorry if I upset you in any way. 836 00:57:19,117 --> 00:57:23,019 That song is very important to me. I don't like to see it ridiculed like that. 837 00:57:23,088 --> 00:57:25,522 I understand that. I'm sorry. 838 00:57:27,058 --> 00:57:28,582 I'm sorry. 839 00:57:29,627 --> 00:57:30,821 I'm sorry. 840 00:57:30,895 --> 00:57:32,829 No. I'm sorry, so shut up. 841 00:57:32,897 --> 00:57:36,196 Thank you, but I'm really sorry, so you shut up. 842 00:57:42,907 --> 00:57:45,273 Yeah. Just give us the word, and we're there. 843 00:57:45,343 --> 00:57:47,538 - Just the two of you? - Just the two of us. 844 00:57:48,113 --> 00:57:50,138 She sings, I play, and... 845 00:57:50,215 --> 00:57:51,944 Hey, Bob. 846 00:57:53,384 --> 00:57:56,512 - I'm just going to show him around, okay? - Sure. 847 00:57:56,921 --> 00:57:58,354 Where did you play? 848 00:57:59,190 --> 00:58:02,591 We played over at Rudy's a couple weeks ago. They really dug us. 849 00:58:02,660 --> 00:58:04,150 So this is it. 850 00:58:04,863 --> 00:58:06,353 You guys have a manager? 851 00:58:06,431 --> 00:58:07,431 No. 852 00:58:07,799 --> 00:58:10,290 - Well, it's interesting. It's nice. - Yeah. 853 00:58:10,368 --> 00:58:12,928 - You ever sing here? - No. 854 00:58:13,972 --> 00:58:17,339 I'm waiting for my hair to get longer and write my own stuff. 855 00:58:17,408 --> 00:58:19,273 Then I'll be ready to hoot. 856 00:58:19,477 --> 00:58:21,308 Hoot? What's that? 857 00:58:21,379 --> 00:58:23,176 Short for hootenanny. 858 00:58:23,515 --> 00:58:26,814 Every Tuesday night, anybody can come up on stage and sing... 859 00:58:26,885 --> 00:58:29,649 ...and if Bob likes them, he might ask them back... 860 00:58:29,721 --> 00:58:32,053 ...or give them a gig or something. 861 00:58:32,590 --> 00:58:35,252 - Why don't you sing something? - What? 862 00:58:35,326 --> 00:58:37,556 Yeah. Sing something, like... 863 00:58:38,163 --> 00:58:41,564 Like that song you sang earlier at the cafe. 864 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,532 I don't know that song very well. 865 00:58:44,602 --> 00:58:47,503 That's okay. I just want to see you up there. 866 00:58:56,281 --> 00:58:57,475 Well... 867 00:58:58,016 --> 00:59:01,144 You've got the stage. You've got me as the audience. 868 00:59:01,286 --> 00:59:03,379 So why don't you just sing? 869 00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:06,083 Please? 870 00:59:11,362 --> 00:59:12,454 Okay. 871 00:59:17,235 --> 00:59:19,601 I don't know piano all that well. 872 00:59:19,871 --> 00:59:21,065 That's okay. 873 00:59:26,010 --> 00:59:28,240 I'll just play it very simply. 874 00:59:28,379 --> 00:59:29,778 That's fine. 875 00:59:30,982 --> 00:59:32,040 Okay. 876 01:01:28,866 --> 01:01:32,233 Rose, lock your eyes on their numskulls and brain them! 877 01:01:36,207 --> 01:01:37,469 Yeah! 878 01:01:55,426 --> 01:01:58,327 See, I think that you're going to like this. 879 01:05:02,813 --> 01:05:05,680 Advertisers have found that the women of America... 880 01:05:05,750 --> 01:05:09,345 ...are keenly interested in the type of soap they use. 881 01:05:10,221 --> 01:05:13,657 In fact, the men of America have a keen interest in the product... 882 01:05:13,724 --> 01:05:15,692 ...and how it is used also. 883 01:05:35,646 --> 01:05:38,308 The outboard motor has brought a renewed interest... 884 01:05:38,382 --> 01:05:40,543 ...in water sports in this country. 885 01:05:40,718 --> 01:05:42,913 Outstanding liberty, isn't it? 886 01:05:44,188 --> 01:05:45,519 Out-fucking-standing. 887 01:05:45,590 --> 01:05:47,524 ...lakes and streams for exercise... 888 01:06:02,340 --> 01:06:05,309 I guess I should go. You got to get up early in the morning. 889 01:06:05,576 --> 01:06:07,601 Yeah. You, too. 890 01:06:07,812 --> 01:06:08,904 Yeah. 891 01:06:09,213 --> 01:06:11,113 So I'll just leave now. 892 01:06:14,185 --> 01:06:16,710 Or, you could... 893 01:06:16,954 --> 01:06:18,751 ...come in for a minute. 894 01:06:19,457 --> 01:06:20,685 You think so? 895 01:06:20,758 --> 01:06:22,726 Yeah, for a little while, if you want. 896 01:06:23,961 --> 01:06:25,292 I'd love to. 897 01:06:26,030 --> 01:06:27,520 Okay, let's go. 898 01:06:27,832 --> 01:06:28,924 Okay. 899 01:07:34,565 --> 01:07:35,827 Is she sleeping? 900 01:07:35,900 --> 01:07:38,596 Yeah. She always sleeps with the TV on. 901 01:08:17,641 --> 01:08:19,040 Do you want to hear some music? 902 01:08:21,379 --> 01:08:22,471 Sure. 903 01:08:50,641 --> 01:08:52,438 Who are these people? 904 01:08:56,046 --> 01:08:58,446 Okay. This is Malvina Reynolds. 905 01:08:58,516 --> 01:09:01,781 She's the one who wrote the song that I sang today. 906 01:09:02,119 --> 01:09:03,643 And, and... 907 01:09:03,721 --> 01:09:05,279 That's Woody Guthrie. 908 01:09:05,356 --> 01:09:07,324 And that's Pete Seeger. 909 01:09:07,391 --> 01:09:09,018 That's Joan Baez. 910 01:09:09,627 --> 01:09:11,117 She's my favorite. 911 01:09:11,996 --> 01:09:13,861 And there's Bob Dylan. 912 01:09:14,198 --> 01:09:15,961 You know him, right? 913 01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:19,761 And that's Odetta. She has the most beautiful voice. 914 01:09:21,372 --> 01:09:22,532 And... 915 01:09:23,741 --> 01:09:26,175 Sorry, no pictures of Jim Swaine. 916 01:09:40,891 --> 01:09:42,825 Do you want to play musical bingo? 917 01:09:45,329 --> 01:09:46,660 - Sure. - Okay. 918 01:09:48,933 --> 01:09:50,525 It's really fun. 919 01:09:51,469 --> 01:09:52,469 Okay. 920 01:09:55,072 --> 01:09:57,165 Okay. You can be the maestro... 921 01:09:58,008 --> 01:10:00,067 ...and you get 12 chips. 922 01:10:00,144 --> 01:10:02,271 Here. You can count those out. 923 01:10:02,346 --> 01:10:04,644 And I'll get 12, and... 924 01:10:05,115 --> 01:10:06,707 Is this like bingo? 925 01:10:09,420 --> 01:10:10,944 It's a musical bingo. 926 01:10:11,922 --> 01:10:13,651 I can't play bingo. 927 01:10:14,859 --> 01:10:16,349 - No? - No. 928 01:10:17,495 --> 01:10:18,587 Okay. 929 01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:24,765 We don't have to play bingo. 930 01:10:24,835 --> 01:10:25,859 No. 931 01:11:16,453 --> 01:11:18,717 - Is this okay? - Yeah. 932 01:11:18,789 --> 01:11:19,881 Yeah? 933 01:11:21,125 --> 01:11:23,286 Do you think I should change maybe? 934 01:11:23,894 --> 01:11:25,225 Should I change? 935 01:11:25,696 --> 01:11:26,754 Yeah? 936 01:11:27,264 --> 01:11:28,925 Okay. I'll change. 937 01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:31,497 My nightgown. 938 01:11:31,569 --> 01:11:34,333 And I'll just... I'll go in here and change. 939 01:12:57,621 --> 01:12:59,111 You look good. 940 01:13:07,965 --> 01:13:10,433 - You look real good. - Thank you. 941 01:13:19,009 --> 01:13:20,977 Sorry. The bed's small. 942 01:14:14,965 --> 01:14:16,330 Couldn't we just... 943 01:14:32,616 --> 01:14:34,277 Here's my address. 944 01:14:45,462 --> 01:14:47,487 You can write if you want. 945 01:14:49,900 --> 01:14:51,299 Take care of yourself. 946 01:14:52,603 --> 01:14:53,627 Okay. 947 01:14:55,172 --> 01:14:56,605 Goodbye, Eddie. 948 01:15:00,978 --> 01:15:02,036 'Bye. 949 01:16:00,971 --> 01:16:03,098 How about a dime for coffee? 950 01:16:17,387 --> 01:16:20,618 - Corporal Birdlace reporting for duty. - Where the hell have you been? 951 01:16:20,691 --> 01:16:21,783 Yeah. 952 01:16:22,860 --> 01:16:24,987 I don't know. I forget. 953 01:16:25,929 --> 01:16:27,294 I look a lot better than you. 954 01:16:27,364 --> 01:16:28,364 What happened? 955 01:16:28,432 --> 01:16:30,457 We had a pisser of a time. 956 01:16:30,634 --> 01:16:33,000 Tangled assholes with some squid. 957 01:16:33,203 --> 01:16:36,661 Went to a skin flick, met a very sensitive woman. 958 01:16:36,740 --> 01:16:40,938 She did the three of us for $10. And before that, we got a tattoo. 959 01:16:41,011 --> 01:16:42,171 - A bee. - Check it out. 960 01:16:42,246 --> 01:16:44,646 A bee for the Four Bees. What do you think? 961 01:16:44,882 --> 01:16:46,213 I like it, it's nice. 962 01:16:46,383 --> 01:16:48,044 Berzin got yours for you. 963 01:16:49,119 --> 01:16:50,643 Show him, Berz. 964 01:16:57,995 --> 01:16:59,257 Fuck off. 965 01:17:02,766 --> 01:17:03,960 That's pretty. 966 01:17:04,101 --> 01:17:05,227 You owe me a bee. 967 01:17:05,435 --> 01:17:07,596 Attention, all military personnel. 968 01:17:07,671 --> 01:17:09,571 The shuttle for Treasure Island departs... 969 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:10,902 Let's go. 970 01:17:16,380 --> 01:17:18,610 So? You going to tell us or what? 971 01:17:18,682 --> 01:17:20,309 Spit it out, Birdlegs. 972 01:17:20,384 --> 01:17:22,113 I told her I wouldn't tell no one. 973 01:17:22,185 --> 01:17:24,585 Come on, you asshole. We tell you. 974 01:17:27,457 --> 01:17:29,448 Keep it down. She was married. 975 01:17:29,526 --> 01:17:32,222 Married? She was married? You fuck! She was married. 976 01:17:32,296 --> 01:17:34,958 Outstanding, Corporal. Out-fucking-standing. 977 01:17:35,032 --> 01:17:37,330 You know what they say. Married's best. 978 01:17:37,401 --> 01:17:39,392 ' "They don't tell, they don't swell." 979 01:17:39,469 --> 01:17:40,469 Good-looking? 980 01:17:40,537 --> 01:17:43,062 Oh, yeah. 32, blond, built like a... 981 01:17:43,173 --> 01:17:45,733 32? What are you, some grandma-fucker? 982 01:17:45,809 --> 01:17:48,937 If the grandmother looked like this, you bet your ass. 983 01:17:49,012 --> 01:17:50,946 She was real good-looking. 984 01:17:51,014 --> 01:17:52,058 She couldn't get enough. 985 01:17:52,082 --> 01:17:54,516 Her old man didn't give her attention. Probably a fag. 986 01:17:54,584 --> 01:17:57,348 What do you expect from a lieutenant commander in personnel? 987 01:17:57,421 --> 01:18:00,481 An officer's wife! That's out-fucking-standing! 988 01:18:06,730 --> 01:18:10,063 You know what, Berzin? I think you and me are full of shit. 989 01:18:10,133 --> 01:18:12,260 Come on, Birdlace. What's your beef? 990 01:18:14,171 --> 01:18:17,766 That toothless sack of shit that you took to the party... 991 01:18:17,841 --> 01:18:19,308 The dogfight. 992 01:18:20,344 --> 01:18:22,312 That was a setup, right? 993 01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:25,939 What makes you think that? 994 01:18:27,284 --> 01:18:30,378 I wasn't out with the officer's wife last night. 995 01:18:30,487 --> 01:18:32,978 I was out with Rose. She told me. 996 01:18:35,258 --> 01:18:37,419 I figured she was going to do that. 997 01:18:40,130 --> 01:18:45,158 I saw you with her last night in Chinatown while we were getting our bees put on. 998 01:18:45,235 --> 01:18:46,964 You're shitting me. 999 01:18:47,738 --> 01:18:49,865 - Fucking A. - I won't tell them. 1000 01:18:51,641 --> 01:18:54,735 Just like you won't tell them I fixed the fight, right? 1001 01:18:57,047 --> 01:18:59,675 How did we get to be so full of shit? 1002 01:19:00,417 --> 01:19:02,783 I mean, how did we become these fucking idiots? 1003 01:19:02,853 --> 01:19:07,381 I was sitting here thinking about it, and... Fuck it. 1004 01:19:07,457 --> 01:19:09,618 I guess I don't know what started it all. 1005 01:19:09,693 --> 01:19:11,490 - Yeah. Forget about it. - Right. 1006 01:19:11,561 --> 01:19:13,552 - Go back to sleep. - Right. 1007 01:19:14,998 --> 01:19:16,659 It ain't worth it. 1008 01:19:18,435 --> 01:19:20,596 So you won the dogfight fair and square... 1009 01:19:20,670 --> 01:19:23,901 ...and I was dating the officer's wife for one night. 1010 01:19:25,042 --> 01:19:27,567 - Roger that, Corporal. - Bullshit. 1011 01:19:28,311 --> 01:19:29,972 See what I mean? 1012 01:19:30,047 --> 01:19:31,139 I do. 1013 01:19:31,982 --> 01:19:34,212 Let me tell you something about bullshit. 1014 01:19:34,951 --> 01:19:36,111 It's everywhere. 1015 01:19:37,220 --> 01:19:39,711 You hit me with a little, I buy it. 1016 01:19:39,956 --> 01:19:42,015 I hit you with a little, you buy it. 1017 01:19:42,492 --> 01:19:44,517 It doesn't make us idiots. 1018 01:19:45,028 --> 01:19:46,791 That's what makes us buddies. 1019 01:19:47,297 --> 01:19:51,358 We buy what the Corps hands out, and that's what makes us Marines. 1020 01:19:52,102 --> 01:19:54,502 And the Corps is buying the bullshit from Kennedy... 1021 01:19:54,571 --> 01:19:58,667 ...and Kennedy's buying the bullshit from everybody in the US of fuckin' A. 1022 01:19:59,309 --> 01:20:01,800 And that's what makes us Americans. 1023 01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:05,807 - It's still bullshit. - Right. 1024 01:20:05,882 --> 01:20:08,942 And we're in it up to our goddamn lips, buddy. 1025 01:20:09,753 --> 01:20:10,981 See what I'm saying? 1026 01:20:11,354 --> 01:20:13,652 Berzin, you can make sense out of anything. 1027 01:20:17,494 --> 01:20:19,894 I don't know if I'm making sense, but... 1028 01:20:21,331 --> 01:20:23,765 This makes a hell of a lot of sense to me, boy. 1029 01:20:24,734 --> 01:20:26,861 There's no bullshit in this. 1030 01:20:28,472 --> 01:20:29,632 Jesus. 1031 01:20:30,340 --> 01:20:33,935 Very fucking charming, Okie. Very fucking charming. 1032 01:20:34,010 --> 01:20:36,205 Was that the Okie aroma I smell? 1033 01:20:36,279 --> 01:20:39,180 Hey, Birdshit, tell me again, was she a fox or what? 1034 01:20:39,249 --> 01:20:41,149 - What? - You know, the officer's wife. 1035 01:20:41,218 --> 01:20:43,345 How good-looking was she? 1036 01:20:43,420 --> 01:20:45,354 - Tell me. - All right. Tell him. 1037 01:20:45,422 --> 01:20:47,720 I'll tell you this, you sorry son of a bitch. 1038 01:20:47,791 --> 01:20:51,090 She was so fine, you'd crawl through a minefield... 1039 01:20:51,161 --> 01:20:54,892 ...just to smell the tires on the laundry truck hauling away her skivvies. 1040 01:20:54,965 --> 01:20:56,660 Get out of here! 1041 01:20:58,735 --> 01:20:59,997 Get off of me! 1042 01:21:00,570 --> 01:21:01,570 Hey, come on! 1043 01:21:01,638 --> 01:21:02,798 Watch my hair! 1044 01:21:46,650 --> 01:21:48,311 - Daley. - Here. 1045 01:21:48,385 --> 01:21:50,080 - Erlich. - Here. 1046 01:21:50,153 --> 01:21:51,780 - Bailey. - Here. 1047 01:21:51,855 --> 01:21:53,447 - Riker. - Here. 1048 01:21:53,523 --> 01:21:54,820 - Lincoln. - Here. 1049 01:21:54,891 --> 01:21:56,381 - Sanders. - Here. 1050 01:21:56,459 --> 01:21:58,017 - Sarnof. - Here. 1051 01:21:58,094 --> 01:21:59,584 - Tate. - Here. 1052 01:21:59,930 --> 01:22:04,299 We have NBC's Bob MacNeil on the line now with a report. Please go ahead, Bob. 1053 01:22:04,568 --> 01:22:08,095 White House Press Secretary Malcolm Kilduff... 1054 01:22:08,872 --> 01:22:11,773 ...has just announced that President Kennedy... 1055 01:22:15,212 --> 01:22:19,478 ...died at approximately 1:00 Central Standard Time, just about 35 minutes ago. 1056 01:22:19,549 --> 01:22:22,177 - After being shot at... - After being shot... 1057 01:22:22,252 --> 01:22:25,244 ...by an unknown assailant... ...by an unknown assailant... 1058 01:22:25,322 --> 01:22:28,155 ...during a motorcade ride through downtown Dallas. 1059 01:22:28,225 --> 01:22:30,955 ...during a motorcade ride through downtown Dallas. 1060 01:22:31,027 --> 01:22:33,655 - The president died... - The president died... 1061 01:22:33,730 --> 01:22:37,291 ...approximately 25 minutes... ...approximately 25 minutes... 1062 01:22:40,971 --> 01:22:42,871 I'll see your four... 1063 01:22:42,939 --> 01:22:45,737 ...and raise you five. 1064 01:22:45,809 --> 01:22:47,401 Y'all want to hear a joke? 1065 01:22:47,477 --> 01:22:49,104 That's it. I won. 1066 01:22:49,813 --> 01:22:51,440 What's this shit? 1067 01:22:51,715 --> 01:22:54,206 - Want to hear a joke? - What are you trying to pull? 1068 01:22:54,284 --> 01:22:56,650 - You think I'm stupid. - Tell the fucking joke. 1069 01:22:56,886 --> 01:22:59,320 What did the ghost say to the bee? 1070 01:23:01,091 --> 01:23:02,422 I don't know. 1071 01:23:02,492 --> 01:23:04,221 ' "Boo, bee. Boo, bee." 1072 01:23:08,198 --> 01:23:09,893 Actually, that's pretty good. 1073 01:23:09,966 --> 01:23:11,331 That's real funny, Okie. 1074 01:23:22,746 --> 01:23:24,145 My knee! 1075 01:23:24,881 --> 01:23:25,905 I've been hit. 1076 01:23:29,352 --> 01:23:31,445 - I need help! - My fucking arm! 1077 01:23:33,189 --> 01:23:34,247 Benjamin! 1078 01:23:34,491 --> 01:23:37,892 He's dead! He's dead! The motherfucker's dead! 1079 01:23:37,961 --> 01:23:39,155 Where's Benjamin? 1080 01:23:39,229 --> 01:23:41,789 Eddie, don't you fucking give up on me! 1081 01:23:46,069 --> 01:23:47,696 San Francisco. 1082 01:23:47,904 --> 01:23:50,031 Watch your step getting off. 1083 01:24:22,038 --> 01:24:24,506 So, thanks for coming, folks. 1084 01:24:26,409 --> 01:24:28,809 Hey, man, how many babies did you kill? 1085 01:24:28,878 --> 01:24:31,506 We're having Big Brother and the Holding Company. 1086 01:24:31,815 --> 01:24:34,978 A benefit for the Haight Community free clinic. 1087 01:24:36,786 --> 01:24:39,516 Check it out before the prices go up. 1088 01:24:55,772 --> 01:24:57,706 He had a scorpion on his back. 1089 01:24:58,308 --> 01:25:00,242 A tattoo, like this big. 1090 01:25:00,310 --> 01:25:02,710 It was one of those T-shirts with no sleeves. 1091 01:25:03,380 --> 01:25:05,041 How are you doing? 1092 01:25:05,648 --> 01:25:07,741 Let me have a CC and water. 1093 01:25:09,319 --> 01:25:11,981 - Yeah, I think Karl wants one, too. - Right. 1094 01:25:12,589 --> 01:25:15,683 - I can't afford one. Give me a raise. - Yeah. 1095 01:25:19,829 --> 01:25:21,558 Runner on at first. 1096 01:25:22,732 --> 01:25:24,529 That'll be $1.10. 1097 01:25:24,634 --> 01:25:27,535 Here's $2. Keep the change. 1098 01:25:27,904 --> 01:25:29,098 Thanks. 1099 01:25:30,340 --> 01:25:32,808 - That's nice. It do anything? - What? 1100 01:25:33,109 --> 01:25:34,542 The bluebirds. 1101 01:25:34,778 --> 01:25:38,407 It didn't take me where it was supposed to, but it still flies. 1102 01:25:39,249 --> 01:25:41,444 We were just talking about tattoos. 1103 01:25:45,855 --> 01:25:47,220 Nice bees. 1104 01:25:48,158 --> 01:25:49,853 You just get them? 1105 01:25:50,393 --> 01:25:52,384 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1106 01:25:53,296 --> 01:25:54,888 I got one that dances. 1107 01:25:55,398 --> 01:25:57,559 The man doesn't want to see your belly. 1108 01:25:57,634 --> 01:26:00,228 All I said was I got one that dances. 1109 01:26:00,970 --> 01:26:03,165 Believe me, it's no big deal. 1110 01:26:03,506 --> 01:26:04,996 Let me see it. 1111 01:26:17,020 --> 01:26:18,885 For crying out loud. 1112 01:26:25,962 --> 01:26:28,157 You get it? Belly dancer? 1113 01:26:32,402 --> 01:26:34,336 Hey, I got it in TJ. 1114 01:26:35,004 --> 01:26:36,767 You ever been to TJ? 1115 01:26:36,873 --> 01:26:37,965 Yeah. 1116 01:26:38,274 --> 01:26:41,573 I got this one in Dego after I got out of boot camp. 1117 01:26:42,145 --> 01:26:43,703 You a Marine? 1118 01:26:44,080 --> 01:26:45,080 Yes, sir. 1119 01:26:45,849 --> 01:26:47,646 - Vietnam? - Yeah. 1120 01:26:48,351 --> 01:26:49,841 Yeah. Bummer. 1121 01:27:05,668 --> 01:27:07,829 No charge on that, Karl. 1122 01:27:09,138 --> 01:27:11,265 - Thanks. - Thank you. 1123 01:27:25,321 --> 01:27:27,789 Boy, things have really changed around here. 1124 01:27:27,857 --> 01:27:30,052 Yeah. You can say that again. 1125 01:27:30,393 --> 01:27:31,690 You ain't kidding. 1126 01:27:31,761 --> 01:27:34,662 Rose still run that place across the street, the cafe? 1127 01:27:35,798 --> 01:27:37,766 There's been a couple of Roses. 1128 01:27:37,834 --> 01:27:42,737 Yeah, but I think they're grooming a granddaughter of hers now. 1129 01:27:43,072 --> 01:27:46,508 I think I've seen the granddaughter before. She's kind of chubby? 1130 01:27:46,576 --> 01:27:48,976 Chubby? She ain't no prize. 1131 01:27:49,712 --> 01:27:52,272 Like you're some kind of winner, Karl? 1132 01:27:52,348 --> 01:27:53,872 I am a lover. 1133 01:27:58,888 --> 01:28:00,150 A lover? 1134 01:29:18,434 --> 01:29:19,526 Rose? 1135 01:29:35,518 --> 01:29:36,518 Hi. 1136 01:29:37,420 --> 01:29:38,444 Hi. 1137 01:33:24,420 --> 01:33:25,444 {{{the end}}}