1 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:03,961 Congratulations. 2 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:06,672 You've been selected for an elite operations unit. 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,258 With your permission, we'd like to conduct a test... 4 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:11,593 ...to determine your suitability for service. 5 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:14,346 Sure. You mind me asking what you're testing me for? 6 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:15,806 Just relax. 7 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:18,851 We have a short training video that will explain everything. 8 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,564 Wait. 9 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:34,783 Are you okay, Chuck? 10 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:36,410 Huh? Oh. 11 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:40,789 Um, no. Not since Emmett started playing romantic comedies 24/7. 12 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,500 He must love Must Love Dogs. That's all he's been showing. 13 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:45,002 Right. Ha, ha. 14 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:48,964 - Well, I was just wondering about tonight. - Oh, is there a mission tonight? 15 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:52,760 Actually, I was referring to the whole Valentine's Day thing. 16 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:53,969 Oh, my gosh, right. 17 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:57,639 - I'm sorry. Did you wanna do something? - No, no, I was just curious. 18 00:00:57,807 --> 00:00:59,850 Unless you wanted to do something. 19 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:02,227 Doesn't it seem like we ought to do something? 20 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,438 - I mean, it's up to you. - Yeah, sure. Okay. 21 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,982 We've been cover-dating for over a year now, right? 22 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,151 It'd be weird if we didn't do something. 23 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,153 Completely weird. 24 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:16,575 Maybe we could give our covers the night off. 25 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,786 I have a bunch of paperwork to catch up on. 26 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:20,204 - Good. - Great. 27 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:21,872 Happy Valentine's Day, you two. 28 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,166 Any hot plans for tonight? 29 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:27,169 Absolutely, there is. 30 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:31,548 My house at 8:00, right? 31 00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:32,841 I can hardly wait. 32 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:35,344 - I'll see you then, sweetie. - Oh, okay. 33 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,012 Bye. 34 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:42,142 Think the two of us would wind up with smart, beautiful... 35 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,645 ...sexually adventuresome girls on Valentine's Day? 36 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:45,854 The answer is no. 37 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:49,525 Two jackasses like you landing two hot pieces like Anna and blondie? 38 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,360 It's a cruel trick of nature. 39 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:55,155 Grimes, get your butt to the sales floor before I kick it over there. 40 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:57,282 Bartowski, herd up your nerds. 41 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,701 They're right-- They're right there. 42 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:04,873 And you two dimwits, don't leave the cage until that backlog of repairs are finished. 43 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:07,793 - And where's Milbarge? - Hello. 44 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,169 Hmm? 45 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:11,755 Sorry I'm late. I was just waiting for these to cool. 46 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:12,965 What the hell is that? 47 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,300 Oh, I put little lips on the cupcakes for you. 48 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:18,720 - I'm talking about that thing on your head. - Oh. 49 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:22,224 Well, Henrietta's in town. I wanted to look my best. 50 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:25,144 I mean, it's not that much of a difference. 51 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:28,355 - Really? - I'll be in my office. 52 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,526 Next time, do your baking on your own time. 53 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:37,489 My God, who crapped in his box of chocolates? 54 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:43,579 I don't care what it costs. Get it here tomorrow. 55 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:47,332 What's he doing in there? 56 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,669 I don't know, but it's completely unnatural. 57 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,379 Oh, my God. 58 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:54,923 - You don't think he's--? - Working? Calm down, Morgan. 59 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:58,051 Yeah, there's gotta be a rational explanation for this. 60 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:00,429 I don't know. Look at him, the guy's a machine. 61 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,347 I think Morgan's onto something. 62 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,057 What if it's not really Big Mike? 63 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:07,102 What? Like a robot sent from the future? 64 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,854 A cybernetic organism. 65 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,898 A skin job. 66 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:12,774 There's only one way to find out. 67 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:15,485 If he bleeds, he's human. 68 00:03:15,653 --> 00:03:18,363 Guys, how about I just talk to him? 69 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,450 Pfft. Please. 70 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,911 Okay, fine. It's your funeral, Bartowski. 71 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:30,792 Let me ask a question, Bartowski. 72 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,962 What kind of woman delivers divorce papers on Valentine's Day? 73 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,716 - Your wife--? - The Lady Big Mike is no more. 74 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,260 I'm so sorry to hear that, sir. 75 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:42,095 Damn straight. 76 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,390 I had the catch of a lifetime, I let her get away. 77 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:48,477 - You wanna talk about it? - I'll be fine. 78 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,605 As long as I keep working, I won't have time to realize... 79 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,983 ...I'm gonna spend the rest of my life alone and unloved. 80 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,820 - There's one thing you can do for me. - Sure. 81 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:03,492 Tell those imbeciles out there to get cracking. 82 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:07,079 From now on, it's a whole new Buy More. 83 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,665 And get that damn Must Love Dogs off the TV. 84 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:26,306 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 85 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:29,017 This is the worst Valentine's Day ever, right? 86 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:31,436 - Don't be silly. - You're not going to offend me. 87 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:36,024 There's gotta be someone somewhere having a far worse Valentine's Day. 88 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:39,027 On the night of August 12th, 1965... 89 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:40,946 ...the 2nd Battalion 3rd Marines endeavored... 90 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,866 ...to make a daring helicopter assault on the Elephant Valley-- 91 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:49,871 Hope I'm not interrupting. 92 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:53,834 - What can I do for you, general? - L.A.P.D. just picked up one of ours. 93 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:57,045 The agent's name is Jim Yeager. He's been missing for over a year... 94 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:59,798 ...although he was presumed to be on a covert assignment. 95 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,426 Unfortunately, we have no record of this assignment... 96 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:06,138 ...and so far, the subject has been uncooperative. 97 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,723 Cat's got his tongue, huh? 98 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:10,225 You want me to take a crack at him? 99 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:13,562 As you can see, his mental state is fragile enough already. 100 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,647 The subject's last confirmed location... 101 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:19,818 ...comes from a phone call traced to this L.A. cul-de-sac. 102 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:23,155 Yeager was living in the Valley? Ha. No wonder he went nuts, right? 103 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:27,617 We took the liberty of purchasing a home there to serve as a base of operations. 104 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:29,077 Zoom in on that, please? 105 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:31,747 Salamander. Salamander. 106 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:35,083 - What's that he keeps saying? - Salamander. 107 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,336 Possible code name for his enemy contact. 108 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:41,923 Our best guess, he chose this location for its proximity to a sleeper cell. 109 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:44,426 I need for someone to resume Yeager's assignment... 110 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,929 ...identify his contact and infiltrate their terrorist network. 111 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:50,390 I don't know how I'd fit in with those people. 112 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:52,684 Not you, Major Casey. 113 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,436 We need a normal couple. 114 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,275 - That Casey? - Looks like we got a mission. 115 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:01,943 Thank God. 116 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,659 I'm afraid you will have to drop your dating cover for this assignment. 117 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:11,078 - No problem. - What is it? 118 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:13,997 Thai street-racing gang? Ukrainian prostitution ring? 119 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:19,127 No, for this mission, you and Agent Walker are gonna be married. 120 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:25,092 You two kids are going to the suburbs. 121 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:27,427 Good luck as a normal couple. 122 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,972 No. 123 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,933 Yeah, maybe. 124 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:17,769 Breaking out a dad shirt, huh? 125 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,980 Yeah. What do you think? 126 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,898 Well, it makes you look very grown-up. 127 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:23,567 Oh, good. That's the idea. 128 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:26,695 - Yeah, where are you guys going? - Uh, Sarah and I are house-sitting. 129 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,655 Her boss is out of town, so... 130 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,532 Oh, Chuck, that's great. 131 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:33,243 Spending a week in the suburbs? Yeah, dream come true. 132 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:36,246 No, don't you get it? This is like a dry run, you know? 133 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:39,833 So you and Sarah can see what it would really be like: 134 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,084 Zip it. No. Uh-uh. 135 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:45,088 That is your wedding craziness right there, so keep that. That's yours. 136 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,716 - We're just house-sitting. No big deal. - Okay, fine. 137 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:50,802 Can we call it cohabitating with your long-term girlfriend... 138 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:55,265 ...in a house that doesn't have posters that were hung in the eighth grade? 139 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,976 That... That is a collectible. 140 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,270 But, yeah, fine. We can call it that. 141 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:02,147 Then that is a big step forward. 142 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,983 - Love what you've done with the place. - Thanks. I had help. 143 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:30,485 Uh, sorry, but whose life have I stepped into? 144 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:31,861 What are you doing? 145 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:36,157 What does it look like? I'm making potato salad. 146 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:39,077 - Are you cooking for the neighborhood? - No, Chuck. 147 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,996 You are. 148 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,082 Hey, there's the grillmeister. 149 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,293 Welcome, neighbors. 150 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:49,546 Don't forget, one of our new neighbors is a suspected terrorist. 151 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:54,843 You heard the little lady. Get out there and mingle. 152 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:04,311 Gentlemen, I think that I speak for all of us... 153 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:07,188 ...when I say that the only reason that I took this job... 154 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,983 ...was to do as little work as humanly possible. 155 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,694 And the big man, he made that dream a reality. 156 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,280 That man's an inspiration to slackers everywhere. 157 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,073 Until his old lady dumped him. 158 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:20,535 We're screwed now that he has nothing to live for except for work. 159 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:23,371 Yeah, but how do we get Mrs. Big Mike to take him back? 160 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:24,998 How do you mend a broken heart? 161 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,833 You mean, how do we get him laid? 162 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:30,837 I'm sorry to interrupt this little meeting of the minds. 163 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:34,049 But you're not the only ones who find this new regime insufferable. 164 00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:37,802 It's obvious that our rotund leader is channeling his sexual energies... 165 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,012 ...into the Buy More. 166 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,722 In my opinion, our only hope-- 167 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:43,016 Is to channel them back into sex. Yes, brilliant. 168 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,769 Where do we find Big Mike an out-of-his-league hottie? 169 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,855 Yeah, someone who will suck his will to work out of him. 170 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:53,068 - Not at a Bennigan's bar. - Sometimes that fruit hangs a little too low. 171 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:56,488 Where do you meet people you don't have to pay for sex? 172 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,036 Welcome to the neighborhood. 173 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,245 Oh! 174 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,997 - Hi. - How are you doing? 175 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,791 I'm good. Um, hi, my name's Charles. 176 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,001 Oh, I'm Brad. I live next door. 177 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:13,588 - Here you go. - I'm, um, so sorry, I just ran out. 178 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,674 Lucky for you, I'm in the stationary biz. 179 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:18,968 Check this baby out. That is 110-pound card stock. 180 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:22,263 Brand-new, genuine embossing, antique finish. 181 00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:23,473 Wow. 182 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,308 Listen, don't let any of these bums know... 183 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,727 ...but I can get you a thousand of those at cost. 184 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,730 Enough shop talk. Let's go meet some of the natives. 185 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:32,107 - What do you say? - Okay. 186 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,858 Guys, this is Charlie. 187 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,695 - Uh, Charlie, over here we got Mark. - Hi. 188 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,489 Whatever you do, do not let him drive your golf cart. 189 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,325 Here we got Dennis here. 190 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,035 Dennis and his wife, Trudy... 191 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:47,288 ...every Friday night, they play a pretty wild game of charades. 192 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,582 Gets pretty zany. Ha-ha-ha. 193 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,001 And this one, last but least, Mitch. 194 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:55,880 - Do not believe a word this dog says. Ha-ha-ha. 195 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:59,801 Hold on a minute. Who is that talking to my wife? 196 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,807 Oh, that's my wife. That's Sarah. 197 00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,311 Oh. 198 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,105 Charlie. 199 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,816 Wanna trade sometime? 200 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,156 I'm kidding. 201 00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:23,658 No way the PTA would stand for that. 202 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:28,371 All right, all right. Just a few more details, you'll be ready to mingle with the singles. 203 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,123 Who the hell is Lando Calrissian? 204 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,792 He's only the coolest guy in the entire universe. 205 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,837 - It's just your username. - Six-two, 185 pounds? 206 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,046 I don't know, Morgan. 207 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:40,133 Listen to me, everybody is taller and thinner online. 208 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,844 It's called the Internet hotness conversion factor. 209 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,763 What do you want your job to be? 210 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,182 Uh, manager at the Buy More? 211 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:48,850 Ha-ha-ha. Make him an astronaut. 212 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,019 - What about lion tamer? - Wait, I got it. 213 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:54,564 I just don't know about this whole World Wide Web business. 214 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,525 Ain't no way to meet a woman. You know how I met my wife? 215 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,861 - Church picnic. - Look how that worked out. 216 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:04,157 There was no hiding who you were or how you felt. 217 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:08,036 The very first time I laid my eyes on Gladys, I knew-- 218 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,329 Good Lord. 219 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,664 - Who are they? - Mm-hm, mm-hm. 220 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,709 - Users who match your profile. - This ain't no church picnic. 221 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,878 Check out Red Hot Mama. 222 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,382 What about the Internet hotness conversion factor? 223 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,260 Doesn't that work both ways? Why can't you see a face? 224 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,387 Focus on the body, Michael. 225 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:27,597 Gee whiz, Mike. 226 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:30,058 We're trying to help you find love here. 227 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,394 Dirty, nasty, filthy love. 228 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,856 So then the Greek guy says, "Well, at least we know where the olive went." 229 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,743 My sentiments exactly. 230 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,746 Hmm. 231 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,917 Can I let you in on a little secret about your neighbors, Mr...? 232 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,752 Carmichael. Charles. 233 00:13:58,712 --> 00:13:59,754 They bore me. 234 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,548 Oh, yeah? Ha, ha. 235 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:04,467 Yeah, it's, uh, not really my scene either. 236 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,555 Perhaps the two of us can, uh, get together sometime. 237 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:12,433 Maybe engage in something a little more stimulating. 238 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,603 Oh, sorry. Slippery. 239 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:18,940 That's very kind of you to offer and that sounds like a lot of fun... 240 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,150 ...but I am very, very married. 241 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,445 Congratulations, Mr. Carmichael. 242 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,781 But who isn't? My husband's right over there. 243 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:30,952 He's a big fella, isn't he? 244 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,121 What line of work is he in? Lumberjack? 245 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,999 The kind that keeps him out of town. 246 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,668 Charles. 247 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,338 Is that your wife? 248 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:46,467 She seems very pretty. 249 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,511 Gotta run. You know how it is. 250 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,929 The old ball and chain. 251 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,640 Listen, Charles, I just live right across the street. 252 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:57,020 So call me when the honeymoon's over. 253 00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,855 I've got a chain too. 254 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,193 Oh, I bet you do. Ha! 255 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:07,113 - Excuse me for a second. - All right. 256 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,491 - Well? - No flashes. 257 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:13,578 No nothing. I think our neighbors are clean. 258 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,956 Except for that lady across the street. She's got a dirty mouth. 259 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:20,501 - Are you sure you checked everybody? - Maybe we got the wrong cul-de-sac. 260 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,754 Mr. and Mrs. Carmichael, come inside, please? 261 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,298 There's a slight problem with your cable. 262 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,852 Looks like one of ours. 263 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,903 Uh, correction. That was one of ours. 264 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:51,449 That bug was stolen from a CIA substation in Omaha in '06. 265 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,451 Now it belongs to Fulcrum. 266 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,245 I thought we were looking for a garden-variety terrorist. 267 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,706 Better hurry up, buddy. 268 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,875 Your wieners are burning. 269 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,005 Hi. 270 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,007 Ew, these people creep me out. 271 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,159 Hi, did you sleep well? 272 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,329 Like a log, honey. How did you sleep? 273 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,416 What are you doing? Did Casey find more bugs? 274 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:42,917 I'm cooking breakfast. 275 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,752 Casey swept the house. It's clean. 276 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,255 Okay, what? Are we gonna invite the neighbors over? 277 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:50,717 No, Chuck, I'm cooking for you. 278 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,598 - What? - Nothing. 279 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,977 It's just funny. 280 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,813 I never pictured you doing this. 281 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:07,692 Well, what can I say? I'm versatile. 282 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,318 Sit. 283 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,949 Hold on. Are you enjoying this whole Martha Stewart thing? 284 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,286 I can't believe it. 285 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,455 Please tell me you're not going soft on me. 286 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,832 Just shut up and eat your breakfast. 287 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:27,462 You better be careful, Sarah. One day, you might actually turn into a real girl. 288 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,248 Sweetie? 289 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,833 Sweetie? 290 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,545 I almost forgot. Would you mind swinging by the store for me? 291 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,931 Have a great day at work. 292 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,351 Okay. 293 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,883 - Wipe that look off your face. - That's Sarah's-- 294 00:18:56,385 --> 00:19:00,096 - Invisible ink? You can't just use the phone? - We're dealing with Fulcrum here. 295 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,641 They bugged your house. Sometimes you gotta do it the old-fashioned way. 296 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,351 "Location clear, target on move." 297 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,020 - You guys figured out who planted the bug? - Yeah. 298 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,940 Ring any Intersect bells? Hmm? 299 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,776 Yeah, that's cougar lady's husband. How do you know it was him? 300 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,403 While you were playing house... 301 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,322 ...I was doing spy work. Pulled a fingerprint off the bug... 302 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,825 - ...ran it through the database. - Who was this guy? 303 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,703 CIA PsyOps. Agency shrinks. A bunch of weirdos. 304 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,288 I also ran his bank records. 305 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:29,417 Turns out he bought this stuff to stretch from here to Gardena. Infiniband Data Line. 306 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,211 The same stuff we use to tap into the agency's intranet. 307 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,964 Any idea what your neighbor was using it for? 308 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:38,718 I don't know, uh, online gaming? Porn? 309 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,469 - Or? - Or. 310 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:44,307 - Hacking into government servers. - Or hacking into government servers. 311 00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,726 I'm glad you guys cracked it. Glad I could help. 312 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:50,605 Help by getting us into that house and onto that computer. 313 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,608 - You want me to go in as Nerd Herd? - Wrong again, Bartowski. 314 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,651 You're gonna go in the old-fashioned way. 315 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,945 You want me to sleep with our neighbor Sylvia? 316 00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,239 We want you to pretend to wanna sleep with her. 317 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:03,993 See if you can get onto her husband's PC and see if you flash on anything. 318 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,704 You wanna throw in a little sex? That's your prerogative. 319 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,333 Whatever, I don't know how Sarah's gonna feel about this. 320 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,543 There's no way she's gonna let her husband-- 321 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,337 You ready? 322 00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,923 Chuck, look, I'm sorry, but this is our best option. 323 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:20,092 The target's got the house rigged with state-of-the-art security. 324 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,345 Since his wife's expressed interest in you-- 325 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,096 We need you to exploit it. 326 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,806 Oh, exploit it. 327 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,059 Gotcha. Yeah, textbook CIA. 328 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,561 Casey and I will be with you every step of the way. 329 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,522 If the cougar gets a little hairy, you can always tap out. 330 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:36,317 Look, we understand if this makes you uncomfortable-- 331 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,902 Breaking my fake wedding vows? 332 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,528 No, forget about it. I'm golden. 333 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,697 Just hit me with another spritz of that, would you? 334 00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:44,200 Why here? 335 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,081 Mr. Carmichael. 336 00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,708 I didn't expect you to come so quickly. 337 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:56,504 Charles Carmichael always comes quickly. 338 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,508 Real smooth, Bartowski. 339 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,010 - Come on in. - Okay. 340 00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:12,687 The cable enters the house to the northwest corner upstairs. 341 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:15,439 Oh, hey, this is where the magic happens. 342 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:19,026 What do you think your, uh, wife would say if she knew you were up here? 343 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,569 You think she'd be jealous? 344 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,239 Well, it's like you said. 345 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:26,325 I mean, the honeymoon, she is over. 346 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,495 - Hi-yo. - If you don't mind me asking. 347 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,624 When was the last time you and your wife made love? 348 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:37,211 That's, uh, a good one. 349 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:40,006 Things have been a little cold in that department lately. 350 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,674 - Oh, poor baby. - Oh. 351 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,093 Do you know what I'm gonna do to you, Charles? 352 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,847 - I've got a pretty good idea. - Ha, ha. 353 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,349 I'm gonna thaw you out. 354 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,268 Oh, I bet you are. 355 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,770 You she-devil. You temptress. 356 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,355 You're taking my sock off. 357 00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,566 Ha-ha-ha. Ticklish, ticklish, ticklish. 358 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:02,028 That's my feet area. Maybe we could just talk for a few minutes. 359 00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:04,030 - How's that sound? - Ugh! 360 00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:05,656 You didn't come here to talk. 361 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,158 I didn't come here to talk. 362 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,660 Why not? Talking is perfectly... 363 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,954 Talking's overrated, isn't it? 364 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:15,166 No, you know what? It's just that I'm a little nervous. 365 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:19,170 The whole adultery game is, uh, a little new to me. 366 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:24,342 I think just a drink, a little liquid courage would really go a long way right now. 367 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,845 - Is Scotch okay? - Sounds delish. 368 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:31,140 Thank you. I'll be right here. Ha, ha. 369 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,600 You already knew that. 370 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,853 Crazy person. 371 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,189 Come-- Aah, aah! 372 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,398 Casey, I'm handcuffed. 373 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:41,400 Relax. Handcuffs are a cinch. 374 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,069 - Really? - Yeah. 375 00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:45,488 There's a bone in your thumb. Really easy to break. 376 00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:49,075 What you're gonna do is apply torsional pressure to it until it snaps. 377 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:51,035 I'm not gonna break my bone. 378 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,037 Well, in that case, you're screwed. 379 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:58,167 Think, think. Wait a minute, wait. 380 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,045 Hey, hey, hey. 381 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:07,176 Oh. 382 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:30,574 Damn it. Password protected. Oh. 383 00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,705 Salamander. 384 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:38,624 Salamander. 385 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,542 Chuck? Chuck, you have to get out of there. 386 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,752 Chuck. Chuck. 387 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,380 Stay where you are, Walker. I'm going in after him. 388 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,553 Have you tested him yet? 389 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,972 He's upstairs. I've got him cuffed. 390 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:45,691 He was just here. 391 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,710 Oh! 392 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,263 He ran the test. 393 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,016 He survived. 394 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,601 We've found our subject. 395 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,112 Good afternoon. 396 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,534 - Charlie. - Brad. 397 00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:42,998 You're never gonna believe what happened to me. 398 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,416 This ought to be good. 399 00:25:57,472 --> 00:25:59,807 I send you there undercover... 400 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:03,185 ...and you not only nearly expose Mr. Bartowski to Fulcrum... 401 00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:05,354 ...but to an entire cul-de-sac of civilians? 402 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:07,523 No excuses, general, we pooched it. 403 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:10,192 No. No, we didn't pooch it. We didn't pooch it. 404 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:13,153 General, look, I saw something on that computer, okay? 405 00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:15,614 I saw pictures. 406 00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:18,576 - How illuminating. - General, they weren't regular pictures. 407 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:20,995 They were like Intersect pictures, embedded files. 408 00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:25,040 Like the ones Bryce sent me, only very different. 409 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:27,918 We think Chuck could have Fulcrum programming in his brain. 410 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:31,130 In that case, I am pulling Mr. Bartowski from this operation. 411 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,674 But as long as Agent Walker's cover is intact... 412 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:36,927 ...I want you two to lock down the cul-de-sac, monitor Fulcrum. 413 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:40,180 See what else you can uncover before we make a move on their cell. 414 00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:42,641 The Carmichaels are getting a divorce. 415 00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:52,109 Oh, my, my, my. Don't you look prosperous, Michael. 416 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:54,653 Tonight's the night with the lady? How you feeling? 417 00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:57,906 Like an imposter. Look at me, look at this ridiculous outfit. 418 00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:03,162 She's gonna take one look at me and realize I'm not a 185-pound shipping magnate. 419 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:06,123 Oh, relax. That suit is very slimming. 420 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,541 That's right. That's right. 421 00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:10,210 You know what? It'll make your wallet look fat. 422 00:27:10,378 --> 00:27:12,921 Morgan's right. That lady's not gonna know what hit her. 423 00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:15,674 You're gonna need a hydraulic crowbar to pry her off. 424 00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:17,635 Yes. 425 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,015 What do you say, Bartowski? 426 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,351 Should I come clean? Tell her who I really am? 427 00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:28,604 You got your girl without having to lie about your lowly occupation, right? 428 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:29,813 Um... 429 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:34,276 - I'm not so sure I'm the best role model. - You're better than these losers. 430 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:38,280 When is the last time y'all had dates? And I'm not counting Bennigan's. 431 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:41,784 And you, you and Anna break up every other week. 432 00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:44,953 And you, I don't even know what your affiliation is, Elvis. 433 00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:48,332 - What does he mean? - Bathroom thing. 434 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,460 Look, Mike, I don't know. It's up to you. 435 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:55,589 But do you really wanna be a part of a relationship that's founded on lies? 436 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:02,471 - The answer is yes. - Absolutely. He is not thinking. 437 00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:40,134 Agent Walker, there are unknowns moving on your position. 438 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,095 Sarah. Leave a message. 439 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:45,931 You and Casey have to get out of that cul-de-sac immediately. 440 00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:47,433 I just flashed on something. 441 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,728 I think it was Fulcrum, something I uploaded off the computer. 442 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:52,020 Excuse me. 443 00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:54,898 Hi, yeah. Could you give me a hand with my cable, please? 444 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,526 The company that built the neighborhood is a front. 445 00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:01,071 If you're looking for free premium channels, I'm not the guy. 446 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,573 Oh, no, it's nothing like that. 447 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,325 It's not just a house, the neighborhood is Fulcrum. 448 00:29:05,493 --> 00:29:07,494 I'm getting some kind of weird interference. 449 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:09,121 Somebody in the neighborhood... 450 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,999 ...might be running some high-powered electronic equipment. 451 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:15,002 Actually, I think it might be that house right over there. 452 00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:31,727 Hi. 453 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:34,229 I'm so sorry about what happened with your husband. 454 00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:35,522 It must have been awful. 455 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:38,275 It's times like these you need your neighbors most. 456 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:41,695 Oh, thank you. Uh, come in. 457 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:43,238 Hope you like brownies. 458 00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:55,959 Looking for the wife? 459 00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:58,796 She's having a chat with the ladies. 460 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,678 You feeling all right, buddy? 461 00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,420 How's his blood pressure? 462 00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:41,755 A little high. 463 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,674 - Shall I give him more sedative? - No. 464 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:44,925 Sarah. 465 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,635 Sarah. 466 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:48,595 Where's Sarah? 467 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,433 Where's Sarah? Where's my wife? 468 00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:55,811 Mr. Carmichael, she isn't your wife. 469 00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:58,689 She's a CIA agent. 470 00:30:59,065 --> 00:31:00,107 And so are you. 471 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:04,611 What--? What do you want from me? 472 00:31:05,488 --> 00:31:08,073 You have got a very special brain. 473 00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:09,658 Don't worry. 474 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:12,327 We're gonna do everything we can to not damage it. 475 00:31:12,495 --> 00:31:14,580 Damage? Damage? What is he talking about? 476 00:31:14,747 --> 00:31:18,000 What you saw upstairs was a small part of a computer program. 477 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:20,294 The CIA designed it to implant intelligence... 478 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:22,629 ...directly into agents through encoded images. 479 00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:24,798 But the CIA gave up on the program. 480 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:27,718 They decided to slug it out, fighting the war on terror... 481 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,136 ...using cold-war tactics. 482 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:32,389 But we're training agents who are ready to fight tomorrow's wars. 483 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:35,100 How would you like to be a part of that future? 484 00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:38,145 How would you like to be part of Fulcrum? 485 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:42,858 What about her? 486 00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:45,903 Look, I'll do whatever you want, just let her go. 487 00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:49,072 Don't tell me you have feelings for your partner? 488 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,074 You really let her get into your head. 489 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:52,451 What did she tell you? 490 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,703 That someday you two would be together? 491 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:58,916 Maybe settle down in a cute little cul-de-sac like this one? 492 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:01,043 Ha, ha. You're funny. 493 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:03,921 This place isn't real. 494 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:07,299 Her feelings for you aren't real. 495 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:11,970 Don't worry. This next part should help you get over her. 496 00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:14,848 If he survives it. 497 00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:27,444 Chuck! 498 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:30,572 He can't hear you. 499 00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:19,121 No. No! 500 00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:52,654 Chuck? Chuck? 501 00:33:58,619 --> 00:33:59,995 - He's toast. - Chuck. 502 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:01,621 Get him out of here. 503 00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:03,832 Dump him where you dumped the others. 504 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:11,590 What just happened? 505 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:13,383 Mr. Carmichael. 506 00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:18,430 Do you know where you are, Mr. Carmichael? 507 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,724 Beneath Meadow Branch subdivision. 508 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:23,852 In a Fulcrum lab that was built as part of a secret initiative. 509 00:34:25,521 --> 00:34:26,772 What initiative? 510 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,899 To rebuild the Intersect computer. 511 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:31,568 Oh, my God, it worked. 512 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:35,238 Can I ask just one more question? 513 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:38,825 You mind if we, uh, test your wife next? 514 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:41,411 Wife? 515 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,582 I don't have a wife. 516 00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:09,981 Before you run the test, I'd like to tell Agent Walker something. 517 00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:12,400 Agent Walker? 518 00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:15,487 Now we have a name. 519 00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:31,795 Close your eyes. 520 00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:14,462 Are you okay? 521 00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:15,672 Yeah. 522 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,924 - You? - I think so. 523 00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:24,389 Somebody call the cable guy? 524 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:39,237 Take these guys to the detention center. 525 00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:42,616 That one goes to the agency morgue. We're not done with him yet. 526 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:50,123 Besides testing on humans... 527 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:54,461 ...it appears that Fulcrum is perilously close to completing their own Intersect computer. 528 00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:58,465 Bartowski is more important than ever. His life has never been in more danger. 529 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:01,968 - The honeymoon is over, Agent Walker. - Yes, ma'am. 530 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:05,805 Hey, everything okay? 531 00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:08,308 Yeah, just a routine debriefing. 532 00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:12,646 Uh, I was wondering if you wanted to swing by the old cul-de-sac tonight. 533 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:14,856 Why? 534 00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:17,275 Uh, I don't know. 535 00:37:17,443 --> 00:37:21,655 I've figured we still got the place and Ellie still thinks we're house-sitting, so... 536 00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:25,283 I thought that, you know, we could maybe enjoy a night in the suburbs... 537 00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:28,036 ...order in, rent a movie, no mission to worry about... 538 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:29,663 ...just Mr. and Mrs. Carmichael. 539 00:37:30,998 --> 00:37:32,874 - Maybe have fun. - We can't go back there. 540 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:34,167 It was just a cover. 541 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,962 Yeah, I know that, I-- 542 00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:40,548 Casey and I have to shut down the operation. Can we talk later? 543 00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:43,426 Absolutely. 544 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,137 - Uh, Chuck? - Yeah. 545 00:37:46,889 --> 00:37:48,265 I'm gonna need that back. 546 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,893 Right. 547 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,021 I almost forgot. 548 00:38:10,204 --> 00:38:12,122 Hey, how was the big date? 549 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:16,334 Gentlemen, it was a night of exquisite passion. 550 00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:19,963 I did things I didn't even know existed, which are likely illegal. 551 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:22,382 - Yes. You took our advice? - I lied my ass off. 552 00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,509 - What'd we tell you? - Way to get in the game. 553 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,970 Enough chitchat. We're burning daylight. 554 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,596 Lester, man the Nerd Herd desk. 555 00:38:28,764 --> 00:38:30,223 Jeff, help out the green shirts. 556 00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:34,185 I want the new inventory stocked by lunch. My store had better be shipshape. 557 00:38:34,353 --> 00:38:35,520 You're making us work? 558 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:37,939 - What about your new girlfriend? - What about her? 559 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:41,026 She's gonna be here any minute. I invited her down. 560 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,487 Wow. 561 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:56,750 Michael, what's going on? 562 00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:59,627 Why are you dressed like that? 563 00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:01,087 Because I work here. 564 00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:03,506 I'm a manager at the Buy More, Bolonia. 565 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:06,259 But I thought you were a boat captain. 566 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:07,886 Shipping magnate. 567 00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:12,057 But that was something I just made up so I could get to do what we did last night. 568 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,602 But after we did what we did last night... 569 00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:17,896 ...I can't bear to lie to you anymore. 570 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:21,816 So I'll understand if you wanna tell me where to shove it. 571 00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:23,860 But I hope you forgive me. 572 00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:25,779 I do forgive you. 573 00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:31,534 The truth is, I wasn't 100 percent honest on my dating profile either. Ha, ha. 574 00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:33,787 Oh, honey, I don't mind a little extra weight. 575 00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:36,289 I have a son. 576 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:38,375 Oh. 577 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:40,919 Well, so what? I love kids. 578 00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:42,629 He's 26 years old. 579 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:44,214 - Mm. - I thought you found out. 580 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,633 I thought that's why you wanted to meet here. 581 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:50,303 - I don't follow. - Michael, my son works here. 582 00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,229 Please, Lord, let it be Bartowski. 583 00:40:13,035 --> 00:40:14,619 Mother. 584 00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:19,749 Oh, man. 585 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,087 You're banging my mom. 586 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:28,133 Hey. 587 00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:32,387 What did I tell you? House-sitting really changes things, huh? 588 00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:33,638 Absolutely. 589 00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:37,183 Just not in the way you were hoping, El. 590 00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:40,520 To tell you the truth, the suburbs were a disaster for me and Sarah. 591 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:43,189 Well, what happened? What went wrong? 592 00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:48,486 I guess it's something that's been wrong from the start, you know? 593 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:53,366 - You guys aren't breaking up, are you? - No, no, no. 594 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:55,869 Trust me, Sarah's not going anywhere. 595 00:40:56,495 --> 00:40:59,372 Chuck, I guess I don't know what you're saying exactly. 596 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,624 Look, El, I know how much you love Sarah... 597 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:05,211 ...how much you love the idea of us, us moving forward with you and Devon. 598 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:07,672 But we're not anything like you guys. 599 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,883 But you guys seem so perfect. 600 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:12,135 Yeah, I know, I guess. 601 00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:13,970 But being in that house with her... 602 00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:18,475 ...it was so close to being perfect... 603 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:21,686 ...the way I had always pictured it would be. 604 00:41:22,104 --> 00:41:26,232 And I realized what was wrong with that picture. 605 00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:30,570 And it was us. 606 00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:39,370 Sarah and I are never gonna be anything more than what we are right now. 607 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,210 And you know what? 608 00:41:45,377 --> 00:41:46,836 I'm okay with that. 609 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:51,925 Anyway... 610 00:41:58,557 --> 00:41:59,766 Agent Walker? 611 00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:01,768 Get everything you need? 612 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:02,936 Yeah. 613 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:12,960 http://hiqve.com/