1 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:08,574 - Hey, what do you think I should make for thanksgiving? 2 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:10,142 - What-- 3 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:11,744 What do you--what do you mean? 4 00:00:11,746 --> 00:00:14,480 My mom's making thanksgiving, right, isn't she? 5 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:16,448 She--she always makes thanksgiving, right? 6 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,517 What--do you want to-- should we call her? 7 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,285 Maybe we should-- should we clear this up-- 8 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:22,788 - Calm down, ray! 9 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:25,524 Your mommy's making thanksgiving. 10 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,626 She just asked me to bring something. 11 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:30,262 - Oh. Oh, all right, yeah. 12 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:34,199 It's a good idea. 13 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:38,270 You could bring rolls. 14 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:41,407 Or folding chairs. 15 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:43,208 Things you bring! 16 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,410 - Mommy! 17 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:45,711 - What is it, sweetie? 18 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,246 - The boys are bothering me. 19 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,447 - What are they doing? 20 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:49,748 - They're gobbling. 21 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,084 gobbling. 22 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:55,087 - I told them to stop, but they keep doing it. 23 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:58,724 - Well-- 24 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,159 - See? 25 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:04,696 - They're probably just doing it 26 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:06,265 Because it makes you mad. 27 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:07,699 If you pretend it doesn't bother you, 28 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:09,101 I'm sure they'll stop. 29 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:13,072 - I don't know. 30 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:14,273 - You know what you should do? 31 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,108 You should gobble too. 32 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:18,210 Then they'll get bored, and they'll leave you alone. 33 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,712 - Ehh... 34 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:24,683 - Why, what do you got, ray? 35 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,552 - Hey, you two, quit gobbling, you hear me? 36 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,353 Or you will never see ice cream again 37 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:29,655 For the rest of your life! 38 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:33,859 There ya go. 39 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:36,095 - Thank you, daddy. 40 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:38,330 - Daddy loves you. 41 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,343 They're coming! 42 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:54,546 joy, beautiful spark of gods 43 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:58,550 Daughter from Elysium 44 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:02,154 We enter drunk with fire 45 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:05,524 Heavenly ones, your sanctuary 46 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:09,828 Your spells bind again 47 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:12,898 What fashion is strictly divided 48 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,267 All human-- 49 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:26,378 joy, beautiful... 50 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:35,587 - Okay, okay. I got one for ya. 51 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,422 All right, there's this old man, right? 52 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:39,191 And he's sitting on this park bench, 53 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,860 And he's crying uncontrollably, right? 54 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,562 So this guy walks up, he says, 55 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:45,364 "hey, old man, what seems to be the problem?" 56 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:46,832 And the guy says, 57 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:50,636 "I just married a beautiful 25-year-old woman. 58 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:53,872 "every evening she cooks me this great gourmet meal, 59 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,508 "then we have a wonderful night of passion 60 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,378 And we fall asleep in each other's arms," right? 61 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,914 So the guy says, "well, then why are you crying?" 62 00:03:01,916 --> 00:03:06,351 And the old man sa--ha ha ha-- 63 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,921 Oh, my god. Okay, okay. 64 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:10,756 So the old man sa--ha ha ha ha! 65 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:13,325 - Come on, spit it out! 66 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:20,566 - Th-the old man sa-- 67 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:23,635 The old man sa-- the old man says, 68 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:28,507 "I forgot where I live!" 69 00:03:31,477 --> 00:03:33,879 Right? Forgot where I live. 70 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:41,520 - That's a good one. I love an old man joke. 71 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:45,791 - I married one. 72 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:49,928 - Another good one! 73 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:00,906 - Everyone have wine? 74 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,675 - Yeah. Okay, uh, thank you, amy. 75 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:10,482 - Thank you, marie. 76 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,651 This was a terrific thanksgiving. 77 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:14,319 I just love it, you know? 78 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:17,589 There's that real family feeling, you know? 79 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:18,790 I love thanksgiving. 80 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,359 I wish every day could be like this. 81 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:22,661 - Yeah, me, too. I love turkey. 82 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:34,640 - Well, it doesn't have to end on thanksgiving. 83 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:38,477 I mean, this Sunday is my turkey tortellini day. 84 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,746 And I'm gonna teach amy how to make it. 85 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:43,482 So we can have another family feast. 86 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:48,453 - All right, I'm wearing my stretchy pants to that one. 87 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,888 - Sunday would be great. 88 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,357 - Hey, deb! 89 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:56,428 You should cook with me and marie Sunday morning. 90 00:04:57,997 --> 00:04:59,898 - Gosh, really? 91 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:03,302 Um...Oh, Sunday I really have my hands full. 92 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:07,939 That's bath day, you know... The twins and ray. 93 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,908 - But you can count us in for the eating of the meal. 94 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,510 - Yeah. 95 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:12,878 - No way. 96 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,613 Your girl doesn't cook, you're out. 97 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:18,083 - Oh, stop it, frank. 98 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,385 The dinner's for everyone. 99 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:24,690 - Yeah, and I'll try to come up with another joke. 100 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,792 I got it. 101 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:29,361 - Well, I better get started with these dishes. 102 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:30,662 - No, no. You relax, marie. 103 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:31,930 Ray? 104 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,899 - Yeah, ma. Relax. 105 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:37,035 - Ray! 106 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,474 - Oh, that went pretty good, huh? 107 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:45,544 - I could kill amy. Cooking with marie. 108 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:46,978 - Yeah. 109 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,814 Well, she's drunk. 110 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,387 Anyway, you were the one who went on and on 111 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:57,055 About how nice it was to be with everybody. 112 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,824 - Yeah, today was nice, 113 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,659 But I can't be in the kitchen with your mother. 114 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:03,395 That's the belly of the beast. 115 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:05,964 - Yeah... 116 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,366 - Debra-- - aah! 117 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,568 Hey, hi. 118 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:13,872 Wow, those shoes are quiet, huh? 119 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,007 - Debra, I don't know why your rolls are all left. 120 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,676 I liked them. 121 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,978 The burnt part gave them some flavor. 122 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:22,781 Oh, and don't worry about those pots and pans, honey. 123 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,383 I know how to do those. 124 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:25,984 - Oh, well, cleaning is cleaning. 125 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,487 - You'd think so. 126 00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:34,760 - All right. There it is. 127 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:37,596 The raising of the pan. 128 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:41,600 Thanksgiving is officially over. 129 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,068 - And always with that little smile. 130 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,536 She's so good at that. 131 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:47,172 - Yeah, that was like a drive-by. 132 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:51,843 - I should just tell her to-- 133 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,145 - You know what you could do? 134 00:06:53,147 --> 00:06:54,613 - What? 135 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,448 - Gobble. 136 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,950 Yeah, if you gobble, then she'll get bored, 137 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:01,453 And she'll just leave you alone. 138 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:02,788 - Thanks. 139 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,523 oh, debra, I envy you, 140 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:06,491 The way you can just roll out of bed 141 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:10,896 And put on anything and not even care. 142 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:13,532 Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! 143 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:18,170 Yeah. 144 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:19,838 - You know what? You might be right. 145 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,707 - What? 146 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:24,509 - Everything I told ally 147 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,111 About pretending it doesn't bother her, 148 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,613 Why haven't I tried that with your mother? 149 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:32,784 - Because that's how you deal with children. 150 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,019 Yeah...Okay. 151 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,821 But normal children. 152 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:41,993 This one--this one's big and a little off her nut. 153 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,829 - No, no. 154 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:46,031 Every time marie says something mean or insulting, 155 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,699 I get mad. 156 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,468 And maybe that's why she keeps doing it. 157 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,470 I should just change the way I react to her. 158 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:53,104 God, that's in every book. 159 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:54,773 - Books. 160 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:57,943 There's nothing wrong with how you react. 161 00:07:57,945 --> 00:08:01,179 - Ray, I wanted to hit her with a frying pan. 162 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,715 - Get in line. 163 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:09,020 - Your father's on the couch and he thinks 164 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:13,225 From a lying-down position, he can eat more mashed potatoes. 165 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:14,826 - Hey. Hey, marie. 166 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,230 I would love to cook with you guys on Sunday. 167 00:08:18,232 --> 00:08:20,198 - Really? 168 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:23,268 - Belly of the beast. 169 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,537 - And you know what? Ray's gonna be at the auto show. 170 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,005 So we could do it at my house. 171 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,508 We can hang out there all day. It'll be fun. 172 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:32,878 - Are you all right, dear? 173 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,947 - Yeah, I'm just super excited about Sunday. 174 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:38,650 - Okay. Wonderful. 175 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:41,119 This should be educational for you. 176 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:47,959 - Educational. That's a good one. 177 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,897 - What are you doing? 178 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,231 A whole day cooking with my mother? 179 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,866 - Hey, look, 180 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,102 Unless I make an effort to change my behavior, 181 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:59,137 I can't expect your family to change theirs. 182 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:01,239 And you could try this too, you know. 183 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,041 - Why? 184 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,910 I'm used to them. 185 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:09,214 It's like getting into a hot bath. 186 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,782 You know, at first it's so hot 187 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,317 That you don't think you can take it. 188 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,786 But then, you know, once you get your luggage in, 189 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,855 It's not that bad. 190 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:28,333 - You did a wonderful job of kneading, amy. 191 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:31,903 - Thanks. I "kneaded" to hear that. 192 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:39,177 - Adorable. 193 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:42,581 Okay, next we're going to roll the dough. 194 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:45,350 Now, it can't be too thick or too thin. 195 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:48,954 It's not easy. It needs a light touch. 196 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:57,629 Shall we let amy continue? 197 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,130 - Yeah, go ahead, amy. 198 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:02,701 I mean she's already on a roll. 199 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,739 - Okay, yes. All right. 200 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:10,675 So that's good. See? 201 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:13,878 Back and forth. Just like ironing. 202 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:17,782 Oh... 203 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,618 I know. 204 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,354 It's true. I can't iron. 205 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:27,826 - Well...Where were we? 206 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,094 Oh. Okay, okay. 207 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:31,196 Now, amy, you continue doing that, 208 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,264 And I'm gonna need some help with the sauce. 209 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:36,901 Um... 210 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:40,705 How does stirring sound to you? 211 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:43,074 - Whatever you say, marie. You're the master. 212 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,176 - What? 213 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,878 - You're the master. 214 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,146 I mean, I'm just happy to be here. 215 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,382 You're a brilliant cook. 216 00:10:56,856 --> 00:11:00,759 - Thank you. 217 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,293 Those are such lovely earrings. 218 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:05,130 - Oh, thank you, marie. 219 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:10,301 - You always have such nice taste. 220 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:15,040 Are you all right, dear? 221 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:18,243 - Yes, I've just never seen... 222 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,078 Such lovely earrings. 223 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,280 - Oh, yeah, you like those? Yeah. 224 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,215 - Mommy. - Yeah, honey? 225 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,017 - The boys keep blocking the tv. 226 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,919 - Well, remember what we talked about? 227 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,789 Pretend it doesn't bother you, and see what happens. 228 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:34,259 - When's daddy coming home? 229 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:37,062 - Just try it. 230 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:41,866 Trust me. It works, huh? 231 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,102 Did you wanna say something, marie? 232 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,737 - I don't want to butt in, dear. 233 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:49,007 - No, you go ahead. Butt. 234 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,109 - Well, your advice. 235 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,144 I'm not saying it was wrong, dear, 236 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:56,414 But, well, it's not right. 237 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,183 - No? 238 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:01,119 - No, see, I've been mothering for 40 years. 239 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:05,390 And I just think that if ally pretends it's fine, 240 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,459 Then the twins are going to behave worse 241 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:10,395 Than you already let them. 242 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:19,270 - I never thought of it that way. 243 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,072 You're right. 244 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,875 God, you know, it's just sometimes I am so scattered. 245 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,310 Yeah. 246 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,479 Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. 247 00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:43,294 - Hey, there they are. - Oh, hi. 248 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,063 - So how was the car thing? 249 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,264 - It was great. 250 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,832 Ferraris, lamborghinis. 251 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,300 - Yeah, dad was told to stop touching 252 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:52,270 Some of the finest automobiles in the world. 253 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,539 - Okay, dinner is almost ready. 254 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,307 - Appetizers first. 255 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,243 Gentlemen, if you'll follow me into the lounge. 256 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:01,212 - Ahh... 257 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,514 - And, marie? - Yeah. 258 00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:04,415 - I'll keep an eye on that sauce. 259 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,285 - Ooh, okay, dear. - Okay. 260 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,489 Bad day? 261 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:15,560 - Yep. 262 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,195 - Didn't you even enjoy the cars? 263 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,930 - I would have 264 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,032 If I could have backed one over those two idiots. 265 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,105 They--they--they had a field day. 266 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,541 They made fun of my corduroy pants. 267 00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:31,876 Zveet, zveet, zveet, zveet. 268 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,244 Then some woman spilled soda on me, 269 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,579 And they're laughing. 270 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:37,448 And it was like they were at disneyland. 271 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,852 How was your day? 272 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:44,088 - You can't even imagine. 273 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:49,861 - I imagine name-calling and someone throwing a shoe. 274 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,262 - It was fantastic. 275 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,064 I mean, you know, your mother did start out 276 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,499 With her usual little remarks. 277 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,234 But I just let it roll right off of me. 278 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,103 I laughed; I joked; I did it. 279 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:03,341 - Yeah, well, I tried it too, and it didn't work. 280 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,909 - How long did you try it for? 281 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,578 - None of your business, all right? 282 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,847 It doesn't work. 283 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,515 - It does work. 284 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,617 It's all about attitude. 285 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,319 You didn't change your attitude. 286 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,620 You had a bad day. 287 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:18,957 I changed my attitude, and voila! 288 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:23,528 - Don't say voila. 289 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:27,298 - You're just mad because I found out a way 290 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:33,071 To get along with your family, and you never have. 291 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,939 - What, you think you've figured them out? 292 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:38,276 You can't change them, you dizzy broad. 293 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:46,150 - Debra, I knew it. Your canapes are a big hit. 294 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,585 - I'll be right in. 295 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,455 My canapes are a big hit. 296 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,923 - Yeah. 297 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:55,059 You're sure she said hit? 298 00:14:58,163 --> 00:14:59,364 - Shall we? - Yeah. 299 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,565 Yeah, but I'll tell ya, 300 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,100 If I hear one more thing from them, 301 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,935 I'm gonna go batman on their ass. 302 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:09,040 - Or...Or maybe you could just try... 303 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,675 - Yeah, yeah, ah. 304 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,281 - Can I sit here, marie? - Oh, come on, honey. 305 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,288 - So, boys, 306 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,124 What was your favorite part of the auto show? 307 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,060 - Ray taking a coke in the lap. 308 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:32,263 - All right, frank. Leave him alone. 309 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,066 - Yeah, yeah, you weren't with this sourpuss all day. 310 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:41,005 - My day wasn't so easy either. 311 00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:42,674 - What? 312 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,475 - Nothing. 313 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,178 - You had a nice time today, didn't you, marie? 314 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,113 - Oh, of course. 315 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,982 - What, marie? 316 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,418 - Nothing. 317 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,186 It's just that sometimes 318 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,455 If you have to spend an entire day with a person, 319 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,458 That y-you need to make an effort. 320 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,995 - It was an effort to be with me today? 321 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,964 - No, I didn't say that. 322 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,966 This was a very pleasant day. 323 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:11,302 - Yes, because I made an effort. 324 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,272 I was nice. It was me. 325 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,276 - Okay, dear. 326 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,378 I don't know what she's talking about. 327 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,715 - No, no, no. No, no, no. 328 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:28,619 No, no, no, wait. I--you-- 329 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,254 Amy, you were there today. 330 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:38,997 You saw us. Who was nice? 331 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,099 - I thought you were both nice. 332 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:44,502 You're both very nice people. 333 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,105 Wine, anyone? 334 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,012 - Marie, you were criticizing me, 335 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,680 Asking me if I knew how to stir, 336 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,682 Explaining a rolling pin to me. 337 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,550 - Well, I was just offering you useful advice, 338 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,019 Like I always do. 339 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,220 - Advice? 340 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,454 - Of course. 341 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,424 It's one of the joys of my life. 342 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,027 But today, for some reason, 343 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:12,663 You--you seemed to take it so badly. 344 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,532 - What? 345 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,769 - Excuse me one second. Hold on just one second. 346 00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:21,606 Could you pass the canapes, please? 347 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,441 - Badly? 348 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:27,578 I-I-I was laughing. I was making jokes about myself. 349 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,780 - I know, and to be honest, 350 00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:32,150 I--I found that terribly sarcastic. 351 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,053 - What do you mean sarcastic? 352 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,455 - Well, it means a sort of phony facade-- 353 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,490 - I think I know what sarcastic means. 354 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,660 - Scooch over a little, will ya? 355 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,530 - If you didn't want to spend the day with me, debra, 356 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,166 I think at least you should have been honest about it. 357 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,668 - I was being nice! 358 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,103 I was trying to be nice! 359 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,704 That was nice in there! Today was nice! 360 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,574 And I was nice, damn it! 361 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,377 - See, now you're getting a bit emotional. 362 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,312 - Gee, I wonder why? 363 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:05,416 - Aw, back to sarcastic. 364 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,286 - But if--if you didn't think I was being nice, 365 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,221 Then why were you nice back to me? 366 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:13,091 - Well, when in rome... 367 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:16,160 - How could you-- you are-- 368 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:19,764 - A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. 369 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,199 Ha ha! 370 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,734 And one of them has a parrot. 371 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,838 Ha ha ha! Right? 372 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,541 And he says to the-- 373 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,314 Can I have some wine, amy? 374 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,483 - No. 375 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,518 - Wait--wait a minute. Wait a minute. 376 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,719 Answer me this. 377 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,221 Ray, robert... 378 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,892 Listen, I know you weren't there today, 379 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,727 But wouldn't you agree that sometimes-- 380 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,729 And I'm not saying all the time-- 381 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:56,267 But sometimes marie can be critical of me? 382 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:14,819 Frank? 383 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:18,656 Come on! 384 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,591 Ray? 385 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:24,529 - I told you not to do this. 386 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:28,599 - Ray, look at me. - No. 387 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,800 - Look at me. - No. 388 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,302 - Look at me! - No! 389 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,504 - All right, all right, debra, all right. 390 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,772 Let--now we have-- in the past, 391 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,841 We've had our share of tiffs. 392 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,576 But I truly believe 393 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,444 It's because you misunderstand me. 394 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:44,448 I-I am not interested in a relationship 395 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:48,753 Of artificial pleasantries and phony smiles. 396 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,722 You never ever have to pretend with me. 397 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,425 I'm always honest with you, aren't I? 398 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,795 And if I see something 399 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:01,365 That you desperately need help with-- 400 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:05,870 Like...Cooking... 401 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,773 Cleaning... 402 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,576 The children... 403 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:14,612 Your hair... 404 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:18,616 I care so much that I have to say something, 405 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,718 'cause I want to help. 406 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,286 Oh, honey, 407 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:25,723 You don't have to be worried, dear. 408 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:29,694 I forgive you for today. 409 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:33,931 And I'm always here to help. 410 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,307 - Voila. 411 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,921 - Ladies, whatever you went through today was worth it. 412 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,290 An excellent meal. 413 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:02,693 I give it two buttons and a zip. 414 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,665 What kind of ice cream you got there, ray? 415 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,667 - Chocolate swirly. 416 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:10,935 - What's that? 417 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,370 I can't hear you over your pants. 418 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,340 - Yeah, noisy pants. 419 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,775 - These aren't the same pants, okay? 420 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,277 I changed them before dinner. 421 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,480 - Then you better see a doctor. 422 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:26,584 noisy luggage. 423 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,953 - Yeah. 424 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,855 Very funny. Very funny. 425 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:34,025 Sounds to me like nobody wants any ice cream. 426 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,467 - Sorry. 427 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,670 - I'm sorry too. 428 00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:54,045 - See that? 429 00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:57,081 That is how it's done. 430 00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:09,527 It's not funny!