1 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:40,174 [ Cable Car Bell Ringing ] 2 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:44,112 [ Lucky Narrating ] It may look like just another perfect day in sunny San Francisco, 3 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:46,414 but it's not. 4 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:56,090 Because at San Francisco University, a young woman has her college interview. 5 00:00:56,157 --> 00:01:00,728 Today is the first day of the rest of her life. 6 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:05,065 And while she may look like just another carefree college applicant-- 7 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:12,173 She's not. 8 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,975 - Excuse me. - [ Grunts ] 9 00:01:15,042 --> 00:01:18,078 - Do you know where the admissions office is? - Left at the fire hydrant. 10 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:20,148 Follow the path inside. First floor. 11 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:22,983 Thank you. You're a lifesaver. 12 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:25,586 Okay, that was weird. 13 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,591 [ Lucky Narrating ] She's Maya Dolittle. 14 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:34,628 And she can talk to animals. I mean, how cool is that? 15 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:51,645 Hi. I have a 9:00 appointment with Admissions. Uh, it's Maya Dolittle. 16 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,581 Dolittle. Maya Dolittle. 17 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:58,018 As in Dr. Dolittle? 18 00:01:58,085 --> 00:02:01,021 As in the great Dr. Dolittle? 19 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:03,991 He's my dad. Yo, Frank. 20 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:08,262 Come here, man. Check this out. This is Dolittle's kid. 21 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,398 [ Chuckles ] The guy who single-handedly... 22 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,466 saved that herd of Sumatran rhinos? 23 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:15,636 Yeah, that's him. That's my dad. 24 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:20,174 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I totally love Dr. "D." 25 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:24,111 My cat, Mr. Smushy, and I have moved to a whole new level in our relationship... 26 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,980 and it's totally because of his article, "Feeling Feline." 27 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:30,884 Uh, I guess I missed that one. 28 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,523 Guys, I'm kinda late here. Admissions? 29 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,991 Oh, uh, down the hall to the right. 30 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,927 Okay, thank you. No problem. 31 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,862 Bye. Bye. 32 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:48,168 - Bye. - Dolittle's kid. - Wow. 33 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:52,440 Hi. Good morning. 34 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:59,913 [ Exhales ] Okay, Maya. Come on. You can do this. 35 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:02,450 You are confident and capable. 36 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:06,987 You will be as good a veterinarian as your dad... someday. 37 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:10,724 Okay, smile therapy. 38 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,794 [ Sighs ] 39 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,333 Okay. 40 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,169 Hello, Maya. My name is Doris Park Weaver-- Hello. 41 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:26,073 Dean of Admissions for San Francisco University's Center for Veterinary Medicine. 42 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:29,577 Oh. It's nice to meet you. Oh, it is so nice to meet you. 43 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:32,613 Your father's been an invaluable resource to this institution. 44 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,915 Oh, thank you. 45 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:37,718 I saw him lecture once. A most impressive man. 46 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:39,787 Yeah, he's lectured me many times. 47 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:42,122 I mean, he's quite the lecturer. [ Laughs ] 48 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:44,858 This is our admissions committee. They wanted to meet you in person. 49 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:49,196 - Oh. - Your father's thesis on anxiety disorders... 50 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:51,599 in anubis baboons was brilliant. 51 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:54,602 Brilliant. Will you continue his research on wombat mating habits? 52 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:57,605 He's done so much for the keel-billed Toucan. 53 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:01,041 - So much. - You must be eager to follow in his footsteps. 54 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:02,810 What's the title of his next book? 55 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:05,245 - Do you think he'd sign a copy for me? - Um, yes. 56 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:08,015 I'm not sure. And okay, why not? 57 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,451 [ Chuckles ] All righty then, 58 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,753 let's have a look at your transcripts, shall we? 59 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:18,759 Now then, uh, 60 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:22,195 it appears your grades are, uh-- 61 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,998 [ Clears Throat ] okay. 62 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:29,036 Yes, well, um, my emphasis in the past year... 63 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:33,807 has been more on... social aspects of maturation versus academics... 64 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:37,745 in the hopes to broaden my... curriculum vitae. [ Chuckles ] 65 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:41,549 Ah. What about extracurricular activities? 66 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,117 Perhaps you've joined your father on one of his expeditions. 67 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:48,456 I read about his latest trip up the Amazon in Invertebrates Illustrated. 68 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:51,325 Inspiring, truly. Mmm. 69 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:54,628 Well, I was on the homecoming committee last year. 70 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:03,103 And it's a lot more demanding than it sounds. 71 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:04,772 Yeah. [ Chuckles ] 72 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:07,741 Well, let's look at your S.A.T. scores. Right. 73 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:15,516 - Uh-- - I've never been that great in classroom situations. 74 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:18,185 I find that I do better in a real-world environment. 75 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:22,656 - Perfect. We'd love to see you in action. - In action? 76 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,793 This is the clinic nursery. 77 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:28,896 The committee and I will observe you... 78 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:32,032 to see how you interact with the animals. 79 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:35,403 [ Maya ] Great. Piece of cake. 80 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:40,040 You just go ahead and kick back and leave the babies to me. 81 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,975 Yeah, all righty then. 82 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,046 Smile therapy. 83 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:49,517 [ Panting ] Listen. Listen up, you guys. Come here. 84 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:54,187 Look, this is very, very important. 85 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:58,258 My interview didn't go so well just now, so I really need to impress them here. 86 00:05:58,325 --> 00:06:02,896 So if you guys would just cooperate, that would be greatly appreciated, okay? 87 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:07,067 Okay, awesome. Um-- [ Clears Throat ] 88 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:11,071 So, boys and girls, what would we like to play today? 89 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,876 How about we sing a song? [ Chuckles ] 90 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:20,080 Oh! Hello there, little goat. 91 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,952 Uh, yes, I know that is a sound a goat makes. 92 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:29,623 But you don't have to do that with me because I can talk to animals. 93 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:34,595 - She wants her bottle. - Oh. Um, okay, yeah. 94 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:38,098 Uh, "bah-bah." I knew that. [ Mutters ] 95 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:41,134 Uh, okay. Um-- 96 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:43,871 You wanna drink your bottle? Come on. Here you go. 97 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:55,649 Oh! [ Sighing ] 98 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,753 - Welcome to the world, baby chick. - Mama? 99 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,656 Oh, no, no, no. I'm not your mama. 100 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:07,094 - Mama. Mama. Mama. - Wha-- 101 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:11,732 - [ Meowing ] - Oh, don't cry, little kitty. 102 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:15,268 You're my mew-mew. Your "mew-mew"? What is that? 103 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:18,038 - She thinks you're his mom. - Hey, Mom.Hey, Mom. 104 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:21,108 - Guess what. Guess what. Guess what. Guess what. - What? 105 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:25,212 - They all think you're their mom. - I'm comin', Mama. Geronimo! 106 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,780 [ Gasps ] 107 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:30,450 Excuse me. Sorry. [ Sighs ] 108 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:34,221 I got him. [ Chuckles ] I saved him. 109 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:39,326 - Hey, Mom, you got any treats in here? - Hey, wait! That's my purse! 110 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:41,895 - [ Indistinct ] - Guess what. Guess what. Guess what. Guess what. 111 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,598 Bag, man. Where's all the good stuff? 112 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:48,802 - Give me the-- Look! - Run for it! 113 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:52,305 - This is fun! - Told you you couldn't keep us locked down. 114 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:55,976 If you guys don't all stop this behavior, you're all going to be on time-out! 115 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:04,451 - Guess what. Guess what. Guess what. - What? What? What? 116 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:07,120 - [ Breaks Wind ] - That's what. 117 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:18,866 - Mom! - [ Woman ] I'm in the kitchen. 118 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:21,969 - So, how'd it go? How'd it go? - Don't ask. 119 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,206 So, uh, I'm guessing a game of fetch is out of the question? 120 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:30,611 - So, how'd it go? - I blew it. 121 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:34,782 They wait-listed me. And they said that was only because "I'm a Dolittle." 122 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,384 Oh, Maya, so sorry. 123 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:41,789 Unless I can come up with a way to impress the committee within the next four weeks, 124 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,457 they suggest that I find other alternatives to S.F.U. 125 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,595 I don't know what I was thinking. I am not cut out for vet school. 126 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,730 Oh, don't be so hard on yourself, Maya. 127 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:52,165 You have so much natural talent. 128 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:55,302 It's gonna take some time for you to develop it. 129 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,871 But what if I can't? 130 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:01,775 You're only 18. Have faith, little one. 131 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:05,412 You are gonna find your own way of doing things. I promise. 132 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:09,482 Ain't ya? Yeah? Yeah. 133 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,152 Yeah. There you go. 134 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,994 You guys, my life is over. 135 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,731 Les femmes, always so dramatic. 136 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:27,234 Talk to me after you've had your butt sniffed by a Great Dane in a public park. 137 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:31,872 - Now that's hard to live down. - You guys, I'm serious. 138 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:35,743 I have four weeks to impress the admissions committee, and I have no idea how to do it. 139 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:39,112 Did you try dropping my name? Everyone loves Monkey. 140 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,581 I am-- how you say-- the breakout character. 141 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:44,985 How 'bout I get stuck down a well like on one of those TV shows? 142 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,054 It'll be a huge story and we'll get famous. 143 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,824 Oh! I wonder if they'll get Lassie to play me in the movie. 144 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,327 [ Vehicle Pulling Up ] 145 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,531 Sacre bleu! It's animal control! 146 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,669 Quick, hide! 147 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:05,372 The monkey has left the building. 148 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,785 [ Lucky ] Don't look now, but he's heading your way. 149 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,688 - [ Doorbell Rings ] - I'll get it. 150 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,723 Mmm, he's young, handsome, winning smile. 151 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:26,559 You better get downstairs and make a fool of yourself right away. 152 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:30,063 Hello. Hi. Mrs. Dolittle? 153 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,566 Yes? My name is Cole Fletcher. I'm an aide at the White House. 154 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,903 This gentleman is with the Secret Service. 155 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,739 We're here on behalf of the president of the United States. 156 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,208 Oh, well, come in. 157 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:45,012 [ Footsteps Descending Stairs Rapidly ] 158 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,685 What can I do for you gentlemen? 159 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,621 The president has asked to see Dr. Dolittle at the White House right away. 160 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:57,190 - [ Together ] The President? - [ Together ] The White House? 161 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,559 Is he here? 162 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,095 I'm sorry. Uh, 163 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:06,199 he's in Antarctica saving a pod of bowhead whales. 164 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:10,203 - Can it wait a few weeks until he comes back? - I'm afraid not. 165 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,940 It's an urgent matter, and no one else is equipped to handle the situation. 166 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,042 He needs someone who can talk to animals. 167 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,878 Well, I wish there was something I could do to help, but-- 168 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,880 I can go. What? 169 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,682 - [ Together ] What? - My name is Maya Dolittle. 170 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,652 And I can talk to animals, just like my dad. 171 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:29,422 - Really? - Really. 172 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:38,398 - Jack of spades. - Jack of spades. 173 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:44,972 Oh, please. Four of hearts. Four of hearts. 174 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,509 Like father, like daughter. [ Chuckles ] 175 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:51,879 Hold on. I need to make a call. 176 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:55,182 Okay. Well, just take your time. 177 00:11:55,248 --> 00:12:00,287 Maya, I am not sure that this is a good idea. Mom. 178 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:03,456 The admissions committee said I needed to impress them, right? Mm-hmm. 179 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:06,593 So if I can get a recommendation from the president of the United States, 180 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:10,197 what's more impressive than that? I don't know, honey. 181 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,599 Huh? [ Laughs ] 182 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:16,236 Yes, sir. Yes, I understand. 183 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:20,407 Well, Miss Dolittle, looks like you're going to the White House. 184 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,409 [ Squeals ] 185 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:25,512 We are goin' to the White House! We are goin' to the White House! Ha-ha! 186 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,149 This is unfair! This is an outrage! 187 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,551 I'm sorry, Monkey, but you can't come. 188 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:34,822 The last time I took you anywhere, we ended up in jail for disturbing the peace. 189 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:38,125 If Olive Garden doesn't want you to throw food, they should have a sign. 190 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:41,661 Look. I'm sorry, but this is just too important. 191 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:45,165 My whole future is riding on this. I'll bring you back some soap. 192 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,300 Later, Kong. 193 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,871 Once again, you underestimate the tiny genius in the silly T-shirt. 194 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:57,477 ** [ Rock ] 195 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:07,855 * The TV says I'm not the girl that I should be * 196 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,990 * It drives me crazy * 197 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:13,827 * I'm not impressed It isn't what I want to be * 198 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,829 * So call me lazy * 199 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,131 * Operator, operator * 200 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,568 [ Barks ] * Don't call me I'll call you later * 201 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,271 * Operator, operator * 202 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:27,640 * I'm just fine I'll call you later * 203 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:31,845 * Why would I wanna be anybody else but me * 204 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,914 * I'm never gonna fake it * 205 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:37,784 * Why would I ever be anybody else but me * 206 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,853 * I know I'm gonna make it * 207 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,189 * Without a doubt I know what I'm about * 208 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,791 * I'm everything I ever wanna be * 209 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,660 * A girl like me * 210 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,430 * A girl like me * Wow! 211 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,901 * A girl like me ** 212 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:57,404 I felt the same way the first time I walked through those doors. 213 00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,440 [ Chuckles ] Come on. 214 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,049 Ah, porter, my bag is in the trunk. 215 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,919 Careful with the squeezy bone. It's a family heirloom. 216 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:17,390 Ah, Miss Dolittle. 217 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,060 Maya, this is the president's chief of staff, Mr. Harold Dorion. 218 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:23,696 Nice to meet you, Mr. Dorion. Welcome to the White House. This is Selma Dixon. 219 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,766 Both she and Cole are assigned to my office as interns. 220 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:30,103 Pleasure. Thank you, gentlemen. I'll take it from here. 221 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:34,374 Cole, Selma, I need those G.D.P. reports on Kalampore on my desk in an hour. 222 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,944 You'll have them in half an hour, sir. Excellent. 223 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,879 This way, Miss Dolittle. 224 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:43,450 You know, the president is very anxious to meet you, Maya. 225 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:48,788 And this is the West Wing. Although the White House was finished in 1800, 226 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:52,159 the West Wing wasn't added until 1902. 227 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:56,429 And the Oval Office itself wasn't built until the 1930s. 228 00:14:56,496 --> 00:15:00,267 For over 200 years, some of our nation's most important decisions... 229 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,903 have been made right here in this office. 230 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:07,907 I can't believe you're making me go. It's spring break! All my friends are going to Florida! 231 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:10,077 [ Man ] "All of your friends" are not the president's daughter. 232 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,479 Courtney, this is Maya Dolittle. 233 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,182 Hi, it's nice to meet you. 234 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,851 We're hoping she grows out of it. 235 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:23,190 Right, and I'm hoping they open a Burger King for dogs, but I'm not optimistic. 236 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:29,662 - Mr. President. - Maya. 237 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:34,267 Thank you for coming. I'm a huge fan of your father's. 238 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:39,272 It's an honor, Mr. President. And who is this good-looking guy? 239 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:44,511 - The man's got my vote. - This is Lucky. He is also at your service, Mr. President. 240 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:48,781 You obviously understand dogs. I hope you can help with mine. 241 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:51,584 Please, sit down. Harold? 242 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,054 Yes, sir. 243 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:57,090 Yes, everyone knows and loves Daisy. 244 00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:01,161 - Mee-yowza! - Daisy's been with the family since I was governor. 245 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,896 She's been at my side every step of my career. 246 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,834 She was instrumental in the president's election campaign. 247 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:12,372 Look. There she is singing the national anthem at a baseball game. 248 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:15,508 - She was perfectly in tune. - That is so cute! 249 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:20,113 Some people think she's a symbol of this administration, of its humanity. 250 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:25,052 But lately, our beloved First Dog has become, well, 251 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,654 a nightmare. 252 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,091 She's running amok and we don't know what to do about it. 253 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:35,128 Ah, the woman of my dreams. Shh! Put a lid on it. 254 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:38,365 - I beg your pardon? - Oh, no, not you. Him. 255 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,000 Sorry. It takes a while to get used to. 256 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:44,871 So, basically what I'm hearing is, is Daisy just needs a talking to. 257 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:48,975 - I can handle that. - There's more to it than that, Maya. 258 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:52,145 We're having a diplomatic crisis with the country of Kalampore. 259 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:56,783 You see, Maya, Kalampore is home to the world's second largest tropical rain forest. 260 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,120 The Boyd and Dunsmore Investment Group wants to develop the land... 261 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,123 and has made a very lucrative offer to the royal family of Kalampore. 262 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,993 If the development deal goes through, the rain forest will be totally destroyed... 263 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:10,263 and with it, thousands of species that make it home. 264 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,998 That's awful. But the president... 265 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,667 has convinced the head of the royal family, Prince Tharoor, 266 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:18,505 to reject Dunsmore offer, and instead has proposed a treaty... 267 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,074 that would permanently protect the land as an animal preserve. 268 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:25,945 The prince was all set to sign this historic agreement last month in Kalampore, 269 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:29,082 and things went horribly wrong. 270 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:34,053 Unfortunately, the president came down with a terrible case of... food poisoning. 271 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,356 - Oh, no, he didn't. - Oh, no, don't say it. 272 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:39,159 Oh, yes. All over the prince. 273 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:44,531 [ President ] Jelly beans? No, thank you. 274 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:49,269 The deal didn't get signed. The moment passed, 275 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,404 and the deal fell apart. 276 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,273 Oh, no. 277 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:57,577 We've invited the prince to the U.S. We're gonna hold a state dinner in his honor. 278 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,680 It's a last-ditch effort to repair the relationship... 279 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,749 and convince him to sign the agreement. 280 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,084 And that's where you come in, Maya. You see, 281 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,854 the prince's daughter is a huge fan of Daisy. 282 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,257 She's practically Daisy crazy. 283 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:14,827 And of course, she wants to meet her... in person. 284 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,230 Yikes. Exactly. 285 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:20,867 The prince arrives in... eight days. 286 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,604 What-- Eight days? 287 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,006 Maya, I-- 288 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:30,943 we need you to bring back the old Daisy in time for the state dinner. 289 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,812 We are counting on you, Maya. 290 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:38,551 Send in Daisy, please. 291 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:48,595 Hi, Daisy. I'm-- Listen. 292 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:52,565 If you think you can waltz in here with your head-shrinking, animal-talking circus act... 293 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,302 and turn me into some perfect, hand-licking First Dog, 294 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,704 then you've got another thing coming, sister. 295 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,806 I'll chew you up like an off-white athletic sock, 296 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,942 then I'll poop you out in the Rose Garden. 297 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,845 Wh-What did she say, Maya? 298 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,749 Uh, she said, "Hi." 299 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,618 Ah. 300 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,856 - Hello, Daisy. - [ Sneezes ] 301 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:20,760 - [ Gasps ] - Daisy! Uh, Maya, please tell her not to do that. 302 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:24,297 Daisy, do not sneeze on the chief of staff's pants. 303 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,933 Oh. Okay. Well, then how 'bout this sort of thing? 304 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,802 ** [ Rock ] 305 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,671 Daisy. 306 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,440 [ Growling ] 307 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:39,279 Oh! 308 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,916 - Harold. - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Come here, Daisy-- 309 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,653 - Nice try, Harold. - Daisy! 310 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,789 - Daisy, sit! - Daisy, no! 311 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:56,729 - [ Gasps ] - [ Grunting ] 312 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:02,001 * I'm tired, baby Tired of messin' with my head * 313 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,571 - Whoops. - No! 314 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,474 * Gonna pull myself from the ledge ** 315 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,742 Whoops! 316 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,381 See ya. Wouldn't wanna be ya. 317 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,550 What a ride. 318 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,921 [ Door Slams ] 319 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,293 - Harold. - Sir? 320 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,695 Have everybody pack up-- 321 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:33,300 the staff, the interns, the dog, Courtney. 322 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,602 We're going to the ranch today! 323 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,706 The ranch? 324 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:44,844 The Sterling Ranch. The president's... retreat. 325 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,946 I call shotgun! 326 00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:48,408 Maya, come with me. 327 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,143 Anyone else who wants the grand tour, hop in. 328 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:54,814 Go on. Go on. I don't need you. 329 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:05,792 All right, here we go. 330 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:53,440 Hey, anyone over there got lotion? My skin is so dry. 331 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:59,612 Hmm, maybe I can find some aloe in here. 332 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:04,116 Where have all the animals come from? Oh, different places. 333 00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:08,721 Some were rescued, some were gifts of foreign dignitaries. 334 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:11,724 We started the reserve to protect a few endangered species. 335 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,260 And now we have over 30 species. 336 00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:18,865 Dozens have been bred and released back into the wild. 337 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:31,478 Hey, hey! How's the weather down there? 338 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:38,651 Wow! It's incredible. [ Brake Sets ] 339 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,953 Hey, guys, look-- people. 340 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:49,195 This land has been in my family for over a century. 341 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:52,965 About 15 years ago, I fulfilled a dream of a lifetime: 342 00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:57,970 created this nature preserve and family retreat. 343 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:06,412 I'm not really an animal person. 344 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,548 Allergies. 345 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:10,483 Hmph. [ Growling ] 346 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,852 [ Snorts ] 347 00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:15,187 Many of the world's greatest leaders have stayed here. 348 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:18,224 And a lot of history made in this place. 349 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:22,895 It's my hope that next week... history will be made again. 350 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,652 Ahh. Free at last. 351 00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:48,555 Now where can a monkey freshen up around here? 352 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:57,096 And this brings us back to the compound. 353 00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:02,034 Everybody, heads up! Incoming! 354 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:05,071 What's that? 355 00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:08,374 Oh, that used to be Courtney's play yard. 356 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:12,645 Now we use it for some animals who live over there in a specially designed habitat. 357 00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:15,114 Go take a look. Okay. 358 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:20,286 [ Australian Accent ] Hold up a second, blokes. Whoa. Look at the sheila. 359 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,590 Hola, chica. Wow, hey, guys. 360 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,558 [ Australian Accent ] Hi, darling. How ya doin'? 361 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,493 Hello, beautiful lady person. 362 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,296 Oh, no. This is bad. I am sensing very bad. 363 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:33,399 Don't mind him. He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic. 364 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:35,735 [ Laughing ] Look out below! 365 00:25:35,802 --> 00:25:38,605 Lucky, this is a wallaby. 366 00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:42,942 A rock wallaby to be exact. As in rock and roll! Bonzer good times! 367 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:46,813 Whoo-hoo! Oi, mates. Let's party! Where's the Pop Tarts? Come on! 368 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,448 Let's go! ** [ Singing Indistinctly ] 369 00:25:49,515 --> 00:25:51,618 Okay, that wallaby needs to chill. 370 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:54,921 Tell me about it. Reminds me of this guy I used to date, Xavier. 371 00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:58,157 Always about how his fur looked. I'm Rosie, by the way. 372 00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:00,226 You need the 411 on anyone or anything? 373 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:02,929 These ears can hear a pin drop from a thousand yards. 374 00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:05,732 She calls it 411. I call it gossip. 375 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:08,100 And gossip is bad-- very, very bad. 376 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,969 Oh, put an ant in it, bug breath. 377 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:13,172 - [ Laughing ] - Let's party! 378 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,275 It was great. Yeah. You liked it. 379 00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:18,210 Scintillating. [ Chuckles ] 380 00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:24,050 Wow. I love what you've done with the place. 381 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:29,756 What happened? Daisy. 382 00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:34,193 But we've only been here a few minutes. She works fast. 383 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:38,097 Welcome to Sterling Ranch. Hope you have a pleasant stay. 384 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:44,570 Come on, Daisy. Good girl. Here we go. 385 00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:46,939 [ Man ] Mr. President? 386 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,141 Maya, I have to go to a meeting. 387 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:51,978 The porters will show you to your room. 388 00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:54,213 I'm afraid you have your work cut out for you. 389 00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:57,850 Smile therapy? 390 00:26:57,917 --> 00:27:00,987 Oh, forget it! That doesn't work anyway! 391 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:03,956 [ Man ] Not on the bookcase. [ Clattering ] 392 00:27:06,893 --> 00:27:08,728 Well, I'm unpacked. 393 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:14,000 What am I gonna do? Daisy's not a dog. She's Hannibal Lecter with fur! 394 00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:17,369 I may be able to talk to animals, but I cannot work miracles. 395 00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:21,140 Maya, one thing I know about you is that you underestimate yourself, 396 00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:23,943 and sometimes you don't apply yourself completely. 397 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,978 Have you been reading my report card again? 398 00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:27,947 Read it? I forged your dad's signature, remember? 399 00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:30,282 If I want a recommendation from the president, 400 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:34,586 I'm gonna have to whip crazy Daisy into shape in less than a week. 401 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:38,124 I don't know what I'm gonna do. [ Sighs ] 402 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:40,259 I think I've bitten off more than I can chew. 403 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:44,130 Been there. Never forget that time I caught the Volkswagen. 404 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,632 I wish I could reach Dad. He would know what to do. 405 00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:51,738 Why don't you just figure out what he would do in the same situation, and try that? 406 00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:53,806 Hey, that's not such a bad idea. 407 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:57,910 We're not man's best friend for nothin'. [ Laughs ] 408 00:27:57,977 --> 00:28:01,280 Hey. Hey, can you fix my hair? I don't have thumbs. 409 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:04,817 First of all, Daisy, I would like to thank you for agreeing to meet with me. 410 00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:07,186 That was very civilized and mature of you. 411 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:10,056 Well, I got to thinking about my recent behavior... 412 00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:12,725 and decided it was probably time to get some help. 413 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:15,494 Oh, okay. So, um, tell me, 414 00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:19,732 when did you first notice these feelings of hostility surfacing? 415 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:23,169 Gosh. I think, maybe, it all began when the president... 416 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:25,437 started bringing home all these other animals. 417 00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:27,073 I see. I see. 418 00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:30,042 I think I might be, well, jealous? 419 00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:34,046 Yes, jealous. I see. I see. 420 00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:36,682 In fact, I just have so much to get off my chest, 421 00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:40,119 maybe it would be a good idea if we all met, you know, like-- 422 00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:44,623 - Group therapy? - Yes! Group therapy! 423 00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:47,059 I'll meet you at the habitat in 10 minutes. 424 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,899 Maybe this won't be as hard as I thought. 425 00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:58,204 [ Wallaby ] Hey, Daisy's back. How ya been, darlin'? What's the word, sister? 426 00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:01,740 Hey, you guys. I got a problem that I need you to help me get rid of. 427 00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:05,611 -Whatever you need, Daisy, girl. -Your wish is my command, my Daisy. 428 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:08,747 [ Pounding ] [ Giggles ] 429 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:11,851 ** [ Animal Humming ] 430 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:20,860 ** [ Continues Humming ] 431 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:27,033 - Hello? - [ Gasps ] Holy cow! You scared me to death. 432 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:30,636 - Uh, sorry. - Close the door. Close the door! 433 00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:32,704 Would you please? Would you close the door? 434 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,942 Please close it! [ Door Closes ] 435 00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:38,444 Uh, would you like to join us for group therapy? 436 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:41,680 Oh, I would love to, but what if I see my shadow? 437 00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:45,284 What if I don't? It could affect the climate of the entire planet if I do. 438 00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:48,955 - Ah, the pressure is killing me! - An agoraphobic groundhog? 439 00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:51,123 Pretty twisted, I know. 440 00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:56,628 Okay. Well, I guess I'll just see you later. 441 00:29:56,695 --> 00:30:00,599 Maybe. [ Chuckles ] 442 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:05,304 Go to your safe place. Go to your safe place. Go to your safe place. 443 00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:08,574 [ Door Closes ] 444 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:13,679 Everyone, this is Maya. And she can talk to animals. 445 00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:15,481 [ All ] Hello, Maya. 446 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:18,684 Hi. [ Chuckles ] 447 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:22,021 - ** [ Humming ] - Wait a second. Have we met before? 448 00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:25,591 [ In Italian Accent ] No, no, never. I am, uh, Aldo. 449 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,659 Aldo, the Italian monkey. 450 00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:30,662 And I am from... Napoli! 451 00:30:30,729 --> 00:30:33,199 Okay, Aldo. 452 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:38,070 So, as many of you already know, this is Daisy... 453 00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:41,107 and she's been having some issues she would like to discuss with you guys. 454 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:43,475 Daisy? 455 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:47,179 Okay. Well, Daisy's having a quiet moment. 456 00:30:47,246 --> 00:30:49,448 Is there anybody else who'd like to say something? 457 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:53,785 - Hmm. - Mmm. 458 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:57,689 Conflicts? Issues? Anything? 459 00:30:57,756 --> 00:31:01,227 Come on, you guys. There's gotta be something you wanna talk about. 460 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:06,632 Fine. I remember once back in New Delhi at the zoo-- Oh, this was very, very bad. 461 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:10,336 If I have to hear this story one more time, I'm gonna throw myself on a trap. 462 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:14,540 - You are rude. Very, very rude! - I'm rude? 463 00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:17,209 [ Animals All Arguing ] 464 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,979 People. I mean, folks. I mean, animals! 465 00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:22,614 Everybody, just chill out! 466 00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:24,383 [ Chatter Stops ] 467 00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:26,652 Nyah. All right, that's just gross. 468 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:30,289 Now let's all listen and respect what each other has to say. 469 00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:33,425 Actually, there is something I'd like to say. 470 00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:36,795 Bombs away! 471 00:31:36,862 --> 00:31:39,598 Bomb bay doors open! 472 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,902 Aha! Bull's-eye! 473 00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:48,307 Nice shot. Man your battle stations! 474 00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:50,977 - To the barricades! - [ Stammers ] 475 00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,911 Pass the ammunition. 476 00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:58,750 - [ Ant ] Anteater! Run for your lives! - [ Slurping ] 477 00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:00,586 Fire at will! 478 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,354 - [ Gasps ] - Gotcha! 479 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:05,224 Mon dieu! I mean, mamma mia! 480 00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:08,294 [ Gasps ] You better stop-- 481 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,396 - Take-a this! - [ Gasps ] 482 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:12,031 [ Spitting Rapidly ] 483 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:14,400 [ Whimpers ] Stop it! Oh-- 484 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:19,405 - [ Spitting Rapidly ] - I demand you stop this behavior! 485 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,543 - [ Gasps ] - Direct hit! 486 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,447 One egg-a, scrambled! 487 00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:31,183 [ Sputtering ] [ Wallaby ] So long, girlie! 488 00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:33,285 Thanks for stoppin' by! 489 00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:37,489 [ Panting, Whimpering ] 490 00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:44,030 - [ Laughs ] - [ Whimpering ] 491 00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:49,701 All right, let's get back to work. 492 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:52,204 I guess she's the comic relief. 493 00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:03,182 Hi. Can I have some roast beef, please? 494 00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:07,753 How 'bout you accidentally drop a T-bone on the ground for your old pal here? 495 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,722 Forget about it. You know it gives you gas. [ Gasps ] 496 00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:13,992 Uh-- Oh, no, not you. The dog. 497 00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:17,463 Don't judge me. 498 00:33:23,202 --> 00:33:25,471 Excuse me. Nature calls. 499 00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:28,307 Hey, how's it goin'? Have you tried the steak? 500 00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:30,976 So, Maya, how did it go today with Daisy? 501 00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:33,979 Uh, it was... colorful. 502 00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:37,316 Hmm. Good colorful, or bad colorful? 503 00:33:37,383 --> 00:33:39,918 Like a medium colorful. 504 00:33:39,985 --> 00:33:42,888 Well, I'm afraid a medium colorful just isn't gonna cut it. 505 00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:46,558 Maya, we need bold, brilliant, vibrant, primary colors here. 506 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:50,796 We need a full-on, five-star rainbow, and we need it fast. 507 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,065 Yes, sir. Oh, and, Maya, 508 00:33:53,132 --> 00:33:55,734 that, uh, scene today outside the barn-- 509 00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:58,637 Just make sure that kind of thing doesn't happen in front of the president. 510 00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:03,008 I will, sir. I mean, I won't. It-It won't, sir. 511 00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:05,111 Good. 512 00:34:06,845 --> 00:34:09,915 Okay, check it out: [ Imitates Scooby-Doo ] "Herro," Shaggy. 513 00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:11,650 Rooby-rooby-doo! 514 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:14,553 [ Chuckles, Sighs ] That's my Scooby-Doo. 515 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:17,889 Gee, with that material, I'm surprised you don't have your own TV show. 516 00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:20,058 Wait. Hang on. 517 00:34:20,126 --> 00:34:22,528 [ Imitates Astro ] "Herro," Reorge. Ruh-oh. 518 00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:26,998 Astro? [ Chuckles ] 519 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,468 From The Jetsons? 520 00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:32,371 You have got to get some new material. 521 00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:36,342 - Tough crowd. - Thank you. 522 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:42,914 [ Arguing ] 523 00:34:42,981 --> 00:34:46,452 [ Chattering ] 524 00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:49,855 - Maya, you want to join us? - Sure. 525 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:55,594 Oh, I'm so sorry, Mayo. Did you want to sit here? 526 00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:59,198 It's Maya. 527 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,469 So, Maya, tell us a little bit about yourself. 528 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:07,473 Oh, uh, well, I'm a senior at Hamilton High in San Francisco. 529 00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:10,342 Really? And where are you going to school next year? 530 00:35:10,409 --> 00:35:13,445 Um, well, I'm still assessing my options. 531 00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:15,747 But I'm considering S.F.U.'s vet school. 532 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:22,288 But why can't I go? We've been over this before. 533 00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:24,523 You can't go because I think it's inappropriate... 534 00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:26,658 for the First Daughter to be at a party unsupervised. 535 00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:30,329 This is so unfair! Mom would let me go. 536 00:35:30,396 --> 00:35:34,900 Well, your mother happens to be making a four-nation tour, and I'm in charge around here. 537 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:38,904 - What about you guys? Where do you go? - We both go to Yale. 538 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:42,140 I'm a poli-sci major, and Selma's studying International Relations. 539 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:46,512 With a minor in foreign languages: French, German, Russian and Cantonese. 540 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:49,548 I intend to make an impact on global politics by the time I'm 30. 541 00:35:49,615 --> 00:35:52,484 What about you? What's your long-term goal? 542 00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:56,455 Long term? Um, I guess just to take care of animals. 543 00:35:56,522 --> 00:36:00,326 Oh, you mean like a doggie day care? How sweet. 544 00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:03,562 No, I mean, like a veterinarian. A doctor. 545 00:36:03,629 --> 00:36:08,334 [ Scoffs ] But if you can't fix the president's dog, 546 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,403 how are you gonna fix other people's animals? 547 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:14,873 Oh. Could you pass the mayo, Maya? 548 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:19,711 I'm sorry. Can you repeat that? I don't speak snob. 549 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,815 [ Laughs ] 550 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,852 What? 551 00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:30,856 I just don't understand you. I mean, the state dinner could be fun if-- 552 00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:34,760 Right. It's just so fun to have the best years of my life sucked away... 553 00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:39,265 by stupid press events, dull political speeches and boring state dinners. 554 00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:41,467 Thanks, Dad! 555 00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:52,411 - Maya! - Yes, sir. 556 00:36:52,478 --> 00:36:55,481 The chief tells me that you're making headway with Daisy. 557 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:58,083 I want a full progress report tomorrow, all right? 558 00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:00,452 Yes, sir, sir. I'm counting on you. 559 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:14,966 How can I give a progress report when I haven't made any progress? 560 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:18,804 I don't get why she doesn't dig me. You think I should grow a beard? 561 00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:21,773 Lucky, I have to find a different way to deal with these animals. 562 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,611 Because Dad's way just isn't working. What usually works with you? 563 00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:28,314 Well, a biscuit always seems to do nicely. 564 00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:31,717 [ Scoffs ] Yeah, right, like that's gonna work. 565 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,322 Hmm. 566 00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:44,262 You comin' out today? 567 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:46,798 I would, but I'm shampooing my tail. 568 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:48,800 Suit yourself. 569 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:56,642 Hey, everybody, look what I've got. Treats! 570 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,844 [ Wallaby ] Ding, ding. Round two! 571 00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:02,247 [ Animals All Shouting ] [ Wallaby ] Watch your head, you monkey! 572 00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:06,051 [ Anteater ] Say hello to my little friend! There you go! 573 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:09,721 [ Shouting Continues ] [ Anteater ] Enjoy my spicy red ant special. 574 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:13,359 [ Chinchilla ] That's gonna be hard to get out of your hair! 575 00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:15,361 [ Maya ] Oh, forget it! 576 00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:18,364 Come back soon, all right? 577 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:24,636 Maya. What happened? 578 00:38:24,703 --> 00:38:26,605 I, um-- 579 00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:28,440 See-- 580 00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:31,677 I'm sorry, sir. I'm no good at this. 581 00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:36,782 Maya. Please, just leave me alone. 582 00:38:41,587 --> 00:38:43,889 I'm sure it wasn't that bad. 583 00:38:43,955 --> 00:38:47,726 I'm never gonna get that recommendation, so why keep embarrassing myself? 584 00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:50,228 But what about Daisy and me? You know, she completes me. 585 00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:54,165 Look. I've already let down my family and the president of the United States. 586 00:38:54,232 --> 00:38:58,136 Forget it. I'm cuttin' my losses. We're on the next copter out of here. 587 00:38:58,203 --> 00:39:03,675 [ Knocking ] Cole, I said I just wanna be left... alone. 588 00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:06,712 Maya, am I... interrupting? 589 00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:09,214 No, sir. I was just packing up. 590 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:14,420 I'm sorry I disappointed you, sir, but I should have never come here in the first place. 591 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:17,055 Maya, let's take a walk. 592 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:31,870 You remind me a lot of myself when I was your age. 593 00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:34,740 I do? Demanded a lot of myself. 594 00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:38,176 Expected way too much too soon. 595 00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:40,746 Meet my friends. 596 00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:42,714 [ Laughs ] 597 00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:48,487 So, did you know... 598 00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:50,889 that Michael Jordan... 599 00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:55,193 didn't make his high school varsity basketball team? 600 00:39:55,260 --> 00:40:00,065 Michael Jordan? The best basketball player ever? No way. 601 00:40:00,131 --> 00:40:03,435 Way. 602 00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:07,939 Did you know that Einstein failed his first college entrance exam? 603 00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:12,644 Wait. "E" equals "MC" squared Einstein? Really? Yep. 604 00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:17,716 Did you know in high school I ran for class president? 605 00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:21,620 I lost. I came in fourth. 606 00:40:21,687 --> 00:40:24,422 Well, that's not too bad. 607 00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:28,627 Out of four? Okay, that's bad. [ Laughs ] 608 00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:30,929 The only thing that saved me at that time... 609 00:40:30,996 --> 00:40:34,466 was I had a motto I kept on my desk by Hank Aaron, 610 00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:37,135 a famous ballplayer before your time. 611 00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:40,271 Two words: "Keep swinging." 612 00:40:40,338 --> 00:40:44,309 He used to say that no matter how bad his slump was, 613 00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:46,478 no matter how badly he felt, 614 00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:49,748 he just had to keep swingin'. 615 00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:52,484 But, sir, I'm just afraid I can't-- Maya. 616 00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:55,787 "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." 617 00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:59,057 That was Franklin Roosevelt. 618 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:02,661 You come with me. There's somebody I want you to meet. 619 00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:10,468 Come on, Maya. 620 00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:14,573 So, this is Lenore. 621 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,808 She's a red ruffed lemur. 622 00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:22,113 Give her some gooseberries. She likes 'em. 623 00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:30,488 She was captured by poachers as a baby, delivered to a Malaysian circus. 624 00:41:30,556 --> 00:41:35,293 Somehow she made her way to an Indonesian zoo and then here. 625 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,195 She's an endangered species. 626 00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:39,665 And we had hopes of returning her to her homeland, 627 00:41:39,731 --> 00:41:42,400 but unless I can get the prince to sign this agreement, 628 00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:44,269 the rain forest will be destroyed. 629 00:41:45,871 --> 00:41:48,540 And the other lemurs like Lenore? Absolutely. 630 00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:52,844 Did you know that, on average, 74 species a day become extinct? 631 00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:55,781 I had no idea. Most people don't. 632 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:58,283 All of us have so much more to learn. 633 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:03,855 Maya, failure is a part of life, even for successful people. 634 00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:07,726 The trick is... what are you gonna do about the failure? 635 00:42:07,793 --> 00:42:11,262 Are you gonna quit, or are you gonna keep on swinging? 636 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:24,075 Lucky, drop that bone, unpack those bags. 637 00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:27,345 I just got a pep talk from the president of the United States. 638 00:42:27,412 --> 00:42:29,380 And we are stayin'. 639 00:42:29,447 --> 00:42:32,918 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! [ Moans ] 640 00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:36,054 Whoa. Getting dizzy. Oh, getting dizzy. 641 00:42:36,121 --> 00:42:40,792 [ Moans ] Why do dogs have to do this when they're happy? 642 00:42:40,859 --> 00:42:43,629 ** [ Alternative ] * And if you think * 643 00:42:43,695 --> 00:42:48,333 * That you could do better * 644 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,936 * She's got some pretty wise sage advice * 645 00:42:51,002 --> 00:42:54,840 * For you if you let her * 646 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,275 * And she'll let you know * 647 00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:59,911 * We never go in the heat of competition * 648 00:42:59,978 --> 00:43:01,780 * Tell me everything you know * 649 00:43:01,847 --> 00:43:05,316 [ No Audible Dialogue ] * About the human condition And wait * 650 00:43:05,383 --> 00:43:07,753 * Till the meter maids are doin' their job * 651 00:43:07,819 --> 00:43:12,290 * And they're callin' the cops 'cause they're afraid too * 652 00:43:12,357 --> 00:43:15,126 * 'Cause it's makin' a lot * 653 00:43:16,828 --> 00:43:19,330 [ No Audible Dialogue ] ** [ Vocalizing ] 654 00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:34,412 ** [ Ends ] [ Lucky ] What are you doing? 655 00:43:34,479 --> 00:43:39,117 Did you know that Cavalier King Charles spaniels were originally bred for British royalty? 656 00:43:40,752 --> 00:43:43,421 Here you go, Daisy. 657 00:43:43,488 --> 00:43:45,556 Okay. 658 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:48,694 So, what do you think? What do you think? 659 00:43:57,502 --> 00:43:59,370 Stee-rike one. 660 00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:11,316 It's important that you keep me posted on exactly when and where... 661 00:44:11,382 --> 00:44:14,485 the prince and his-- when the prince comes-- 662 00:44:14,552 --> 00:44:17,756 Hold on a second. 663 00:44:17,823 --> 00:44:19,691 Maya, what are you doing? 664 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:21,960 Did you know that King Charles spaniels are the happiest... 665 00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:23,929 when they're sitting in someone's lap? 666 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,865 I think it's working. [ Chuckles ] 667 00:44:28,834 --> 00:44:32,437 - [ Sneezes ] - [ Gasps ] 668 00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:40,211 I'll have to call you back. 669 00:44:43,614 --> 00:44:45,683 Stee-rike two. 670 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:56,361 Do you know that your breed is extremely social and loves to play and fetch? 671 00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:59,630 - Two words: "Give up." - Two words: "No way." 672 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,900 One word: "Later"! 673 00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:05,170 [ Sighs ] Just keep swingin'. 674 00:45:06,471 --> 00:45:08,907 Stee-rike three! You're out. 675 00:45:08,974 --> 00:45:12,243 Remember back in ninth grade when I had that cafeteria feud with Wendy Boudreau? 676 00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:15,613 Who could forget her? Her face looked like the business end of a bulldog. 677 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:20,318 And how did I handle that situation? I made friends with her friends. 678 00:45:20,385 --> 00:45:23,021 Interesting. I would have just pooped in her shoes. 679 00:45:23,088 --> 00:45:26,724 Lucky, I think it's time for another group therapy session. 680 00:45:27,658 --> 00:45:29,795 Come on. 681 00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:42,473 [ Knocks ] Hey, are you gonna join us today? 682 00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:44,342 Ah, uh, yeah, I, um-- 683 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:47,578 Remember what F.D.R. said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." 684 00:45:47,645 --> 00:45:50,849 You're right. You're right. You're absolutely right. I'm coming out. Here I come. 685 00:45:50,916 --> 00:45:53,051 Doh! [ Yelps ] 686 00:45:53,118 --> 00:45:57,255 I just can't do it. Okay. Whenever you're ready. 687 00:46:04,195 --> 00:46:07,866 All right, Maya. Let's go make some friends. 688 00:46:07,933 --> 00:46:10,201 Hello, everyone. 689 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:13,004 - How are y'all doin' today? - Rats! 690 00:46:13,071 --> 00:46:16,507 I think last time we started off on the wrong foot. Let's start off fresh, shall we? 691 00:46:20,445 --> 00:46:24,415 You have foiled my poop bomb. I am most impressed. 692 00:46:24,482 --> 00:46:28,286 Horacio, I know you miss your girlfriends back in Venezuela. 693 00:46:28,353 --> 00:46:30,621 Yes. This is true. 694 00:46:30,688 --> 00:46:34,325 You're feeling lonely because you're the only Amazon parrot within a hundred-mile radius. 695 00:46:34,392 --> 00:46:36,928 Yes. This, too, is true. 696 00:46:36,995 --> 00:46:40,866 You're feeling the pressure of having to be exotic and colorful 24-7. 697 00:46:40,932 --> 00:46:43,134 You have seen into my soul. 698 00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:45,136 Wait a second. What's goin' on here? 699 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:49,908 [ Groans ] 700 00:46:49,975 --> 00:46:53,478 Bruce, you're numbing out, partying all the time... 701 00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:56,247 because you feel like, otherwise, everybody's gonna think you're boring. 702 00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:59,084 - Isn't that right? - Crikey, you don't know what it's like... 703 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,252 to be a party animal. 704 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:03,254 [ Sobs ] 705 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:05,523 And, Rosie, you like gossiping all the time... 706 00:47:05,590 --> 00:47:09,027 because then you feel like you're the center of attention. 707 00:47:09,094 --> 00:47:12,197 But you feel some deep shame when it's all over, don't you? 708 00:47:12,263 --> 00:47:15,733 - [ Voice Breaking ] I just wanna be liked. - I like you, mate. 709 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:20,071 Yeah. We all think that you're an amazing chinchilla, don't we? 710 00:47:20,138 --> 00:47:21,973 - Don't we? - I like you, Rosie. 711 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,009 - Me too. - Me three. 712 00:47:24,075 --> 00:47:26,811 Hey, don't fall for this. She's trying to trick you. 713 00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:29,881 And, Aldo, my monkey friend, 714 00:47:29,948 --> 00:47:34,452 I know you miss your carefree days of being in the alfresco markets of Italy. 715 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,888 You're sad because you miss your family back in Naples. 716 00:47:36,955 --> 00:47:41,592 You miss your papa's red wine and your sweet grandmama's cannoli. 717 00:47:41,659 --> 00:47:44,229 Ah, sweet grandmama. 718 00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:46,331 [ In French Accent ] I am not Aldo or Italian. [ Sniffles ] 719 00:47:46,397 --> 00:47:50,201 I do not even have a grandmama. I-It's me, Maya, your Monkey! 720 00:47:52,403 --> 00:47:54,639 [ Chittering ] Oh, I know, Monkey. And I'm so sorry. 721 00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:57,976 - And I'll never leave you again, okay? - [ Monkey Sobbing ] 722 00:47:58,043 --> 00:48:02,547 - [ Continues Sobbing ] - [ Joins Sobbing ] 723 00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:07,118 - Off you go. - That is so beautiful. [ Sobs ] 724 00:48:07,185 --> 00:48:10,956 - Anteater? Come on. Blow. - [ Blows Nose Loudly ] 725 00:48:11,022 --> 00:48:13,358 - [ Gulps ] - [ Sobbing ] 726 00:48:13,424 --> 00:48:16,461 - Come on, you guys. Get it together. - [ Sobbing ] 727 00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:21,732 Repeat after me: "This is very, very good." 728 00:48:21,799 --> 00:48:25,203 This is very, very... good. 729 00:48:25,270 --> 00:48:29,240 - See? Now how does that feel? - It feels very, very... good! 730 00:48:29,307 --> 00:48:33,344 You seem all right, girlie. Why would you want to send Daisy to the pound? 731 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:36,614 What? The pound? Where would you get a crazy idea like that? 732 00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:39,517 I'll give you one guess. 733 00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:41,419 Aha! 734 00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:45,290 I'm outta here. [ Chinchilla ] Ay, Daisy, please. 735 00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:47,292 Don't go. [ Anteater ] Daisy, come back. 736 00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:49,460 Oh, and I was just starting to feel good. 737 00:48:51,362 --> 00:48:54,699 What am I gonna do? The prince is gonna be here in two days. 738 00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:58,303 I just don't understand why Daisy's behaving this way. 739 00:48:58,369 --> 00:49:00,605 There must be something I'm missing, but what? 740 00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:03,041 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] [ Courtney ] Hello? 741 00:49:03,108 --> 00:49:06,044 - Hey, did you hear that? - What is it, Lucky? 742 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,383 [ Quietly ] Yeah. Yeah, I can totally come. 743 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:16,321 Clearwater Campground. Okay. I'll be there. 744 00:49:38,043 --> 00:49:40,145 I can't see. What's she doing? What's she doing? 745 00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:43,181 Something she shouldn't be doing. 746 00:49:47,018 --> 00:49:49,420 [ Cole ] Just a second. 747 00:49:51,756 --> 00:49:54,692 Hey, Maya. Hey, can you do me a huge favor? 748 00:49:54,759 --> 00:49:59,330 Can you drive me somewhere? No questions asked. I would, but I don't have a car. 749 00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:04,235 Gotta be some wheels around here somewhere. 750 00:50:04,302 --> 00:50:07,438 You know, we can probably find somethin'. Okay. 751 00:50:12,577 --> 00:50:14,512 Man, can you make this thing go any faster? 752 00:50:14,579 --> 00:50:17,848 I'm already pedal to the metal. 753 00:50:17,915 --> 00:50:21,552 [ Maya ] This Clearwater Campground has to be around here somewhere. 754 00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:31,062 Stay here. I'll be right back. 755 00:50:31,129 --> 00:50:34,031 ** [ Rock In Distance ] 756 00:50:34,099 --> 00:50:37,435 [ Chattering, Laughing ] 757 00:50:37,502 --> 00:50:42,740 ** [ Continues ] [ Crowd Chattering, Laughing ] 758 00:50:45,143 --> 00:50:47,778 [ Laughing ] 759 00:50:47,845 --> 00:50:50,748 ** [ Continues ] [ Crowd Chattering, Laughing ] 760 00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:57,788 [ Woman ] That's great. [ Man ] Where did you get that? 761 00:51:06,030 --> 00:51:08,599 [ Sighs ] 762 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:11,302 Great. So now you're following me? 763 00:51:11,369 --> 00:51:14,839 It's bad enough I've got Secret Service on my back. Now I've got the Dog Chatterer? 764 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:17,542 Your dad would freak out if he found out you were here... 765 00:51:17,608 --> 00:51:20,545 without Secret Service protection. I can take care of myself. 766 00:51:20,611 --> 00:51:24,815 Yeah. Right. Wait a minute. Now I know where I know you from. 767 00:51:24,882 --> 00:51:28,519 - You're the president's freakin' daughter. - What? No. No, I'm-- I'm-- 768 00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:31,522 Dude, dude! It's the First freakin' Daughter, man. 769 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:33,458 [ Laughs ] Who's got a camera? No! 770 00:51:35,493 --> 00:51:37,295 - Come on. Come on. One picture. - No. No pictures. 771 00:51:37,362 --> 00:51:39,764 She said, no pictures. 772 00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:43,067 Oh, and what are you gonna do, huh? Call Secret Service? 773 00:51:43,134 --> 00:51:45,703 [ Yelps ] Ow! No, but I will. 774 00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:48,105 - [ Whimpering ] - I think it's time to leave. 775 00:51:48,173 --> 00:51:51,242 He got served. Oh! 776 00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:54,612 [ Woman ] Cute. How did you do that? 777 00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:58,616 Fifteen years of tae kwon do classes just paid off. [ Laughs ] 778 00:52:00,285 --> 00:52:03,521 ** [ Rock Continues ] 779 00:52:03,588 --> 00:52:06,857 I'll be right back. You girls stay right here, okay? 780 00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:21,206 So, 781 00:52:21,272 --> 00:52:25,610 I suppose you think I'm a spoiled, ungrateful, irresponsible brat. 782 00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:29,747 The thought crossed my mind. 783 00:52:34,419 --> 00:52:37,188 You have no idea what it's like to be the daughter... 784 00:52:37,255 --> 00:52:40,825 of a national hero-- all the expectations that are heaped on you-- 785 00:52:40,891 --> 00:52:44,161 And you feel like you'll never be able to measure up to your father's greatness-- 786 00:52:44,229 --> 00:52:47,765 like you have to be perfect all the time-- so what's the point? 787 00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:49,900 Yes, exactly. How did-- 788 00:52:51,101 --> 00:52:53,504 Your father. That's right. 789 00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:55,840 Dr. Dolittle, beloved veterinarian. 790 00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:59,477 National hero. Mm-hmm. 791 00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:02,347 This past year I lost sight of my priorities. 792 00:53:02,413 --> 00:53:05,250 I let my grades drop, blew off my responsibilities... 793 00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:09,620 - and completely screwed up my college application. - [ Both Chuckle ] 794 00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:13,991 But I think the truth is, I was afraid-- 795 00:53:14,058 --> 00:53:18,296 afraid I wouldn't be able to live up to my father's reputation. 796 00:53:18,363 --> 00:53:23,568 And comin' here helped me remember what's important to me in my life, 797 00:53:23,634 --> 00:53:28,138 and that's the animals-- even though I had to mess up big-time to figure that out. 798 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:30,174 [ Both Laugh ] 799 00:53:30,241 --> 00:53:32,543 It's just, 800 00:53:32,610 --> 00:53:36,113 he always expects me to be perfect. 801 00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:38,249 Now do you really believe that? 802 00:53:38,316 --> 00:53:41,919 Or is that just what you tell yourself so you can stay mad at him? 803 00:53:41,986 --> 00:53:44,589 Your father is not perfect. 804 00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:47,858 He makes mistakes just like everybody else. 805 00:53:47,925 --> 00:53:51,929 Did you know that he ran for class president and lost? No way. 806 00:53:51,996 --> 00:53:54,532 Way. [ Both Chuckle ] 807 00:53:54,599 --> 00:53:56,634 So just give him a chance, 808 00:53:56,701 --> 00:53:59,937 and you'll realize that he just wants what's best for you. 809 00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:01,972 [ Scooter Approaching ] 810 00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:11,115 Not a word from either one of you. [ Girls Laughing ] 811 00:54:11,181 --> 00:54:13,884 No, pink's totally your color. 812 00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:21,759 Come on. Hop up here. 813 00:54:23,628 --> 00:54:26,497 [ Girls Continue Laughing ] 814 00:54:28,733 --> 00:54:31,035 [ Maya ] Hey! Who's hungry? 815 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:33,371 ** [ Rock ] * You can't see it coming * 816 00:54:33,438 --> 00:54:36,641 * Until it's too late * 817 00:54:36,707 --> 00:54:38,709 * You're struck down by the hand of fate * [ Indistinct ] 818 00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,679 [ Cole ] Hot fudge is comin' in here. 819 00:54:41,746 --> 00:54:44,349 * With or without * [ Laughing ] 820 00:54:44,415 --> 00:54:47,385 * And when you do it's always too late * Looks so good. 821 00:54:47,452 --> 00:54:49,654 [ Cole Laughs ] 822 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:53,758 * Ooh, it's all sunshine * Sprinkles. 823 00:54:53,824 --> 00:54:57,362 * Or it's all rain * [ Cole ] Whoa, whoa, whoa. 824 00:54:57,428 --> 00:55:00,297 - * Ooh, it's all sunshine ** - Enough sprinkles! - Let's eat. 825 00:55:02,066 --> 00:55:04,168 Gotta get some whipped cream. 826 00:55:04,234 --> 00:55:06,704 [ Bottle Squirts ] Whoop! 827 00:55:06,771 --> 00:55:09,840 - [ Both Laugh ] - Oh, you think that's funny, huh? 828 00:55:09,907 --> 00:55:11,909 That's funny? Uh, okay. [ Squirts ] 829 00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:14,479 Here. 830 00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:17,782 Whoa! 831 00:55:22,853 --> 00:55:26,991 Courtney, where have you been? We have been looking everywhere for you. 832 00:55:27,057 --> 00:55:30,561 Well, I, uh-- 833 00:55:30,628 --> 00:55:33,297 Uh, s-sir, it was... all my fault. 834 00:55:33,364 --> 00:55:38,569 I snuck out, and Courtney followed me and Cole followed her. 835 00:55:38,636 --> 00:55:40,838 Maya, this is not fun and games here. 836 00:55:40,905 --> 00:55:43,908 The prince's visit is in two days' time, 837 00:55:43,974 --> 00:55:48,413 and as far as I can see, Daisy is no farther along than she was a week ago. 838 00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:53,951 - I'm sorry, sir. It won't happen again. - Make sure that it doesn't. 839 00:55:54,018 --> 00:55:57,054 - Cole, we'll talk about this in the morning. - Yes, sir. 840 00:55:58,589 --> 00:56:01,526 And your father wants to see you immediately. 841 00:56:02,893 --> 00:56:05,430 [ Mouths Word ] 842 00:56:10,801 --> 00:56:13,638 That was pretty cool of you back there, takin' the hit for Courtney. 843 00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:17,975 That was pretty cool of you back at that party. I don't know what we would have done without you. 844 00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:20,945 Yeah, well, I'm glad I could help out. [ Chuckles ] 845 00:56:21,011 --> 00:56:23,213 I've never seen Courtney laugh like that. 846 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:27,017 Yeah, I have a feeling things are gonna start changing for the better. 847 00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:31,622 It's just the pressure of bein' the First Daughter. Who could blame her? 848 00:56:31,689 --> 00:56:35,693 Yeah. Now if only Daisy was that simple to figure out. 849 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,996 Wait a minute. Maybe Daisy is that simple. 850 00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:45,936 I can't believe it. It's been right under my nose the entire time. 851 00:56:46,003 --> 00:56:48,473 Oh, you are a genius! 852 00:56:49,474 --> 00:56:52,577 I... didn't... say anything. 853 00:56:53,978 --> 00:56:55,913 Daisy! 854 00:56:58,082 --> 00:57:00,017 Daisy! 855 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:04,154 Where could she have gone? 856 00:57:04,221 --> 00:57:06,156 Daisy! 857 00:57:12,362 --> 00:57:15,032 Daisy! 858 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:17,367 Come on, girl. Dais-- 859 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:21,639 Rosie, I have been looking for Daisy all over the place. Have you heard anything? 860 00:57:21,706 --> 00:57:24,274 I might have heard a few things, but I can't say. 861 00:57:24,341 --> 00:57:28,613 - What? Why not? - I gave up gossiping. I am a changed chinchilla. 862 00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:31,315 Rosie, that's not gossiping. That's helping out a friend. 863 00:57:31,381 --> 00:57:33,784 Hmm. 864 00:57:33,851 --> 00:57:37,722 Here. I think we should conclude with this paragraph right here. 865 00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:40,290 You guys, Daisy's gone. She ran away. 866 00:57:40,357 --> 00:57:42,860 What? Well, let's go find her. 867 00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:46,564 Cole, we have a presentation due in two hours for the chief of staff. 868 00:57:46,631 --> 00:57:48,866 It's just a dog. 869 00:57:48,933 --> 00:57:52,670 Just a dog? You know what? If that's really what you think, then I feel sorry for you. 870 00:57:52,737 --> 00:57:57,107 And I hate to break it to you, but some things are more important than your career. 871 00:57:57,174 --> 00:57:59,076 Come on, Maya. 872 00:58:01,111 --> 00:58:04,448 [ Maya ] There's Courtney! Courtney! Courtney! 873 00:58:04,515 --> 00:58:08,252 I've been looking for Daisy everywhere and none of the other animals have seen her either. 874 00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:10,354 I think she ran away. 875 00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,256 What? I can't find her anywhere. 876 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:16,761 Don't worry. We'll help you find her. Let's go this way. 877 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,869 Okay. Bruce, you head out north. 878 00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:27,004 Horacio, Monkey, you guys go south. 879 00:58:27,071 --> 00:58:30,274 Chinchilla, keep your ear to the ground. Lucky, you're with us. 880 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:33,077 Leave no stone unturned. We've got to find this dog. 881 00:58:33,143 --> 00:58:36,781 Yes. We go south! I have no idea which way is south. 882 00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:40,484 Follow me. One thing this bird's got is G.P.S. 883 00:58:40,551 --> 00:58:42,352 - You got it, baby. - Game on! 884 00:58:42,419 --> 00:58:44,689 Okay. Let's go. 885 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:53,731 Hey. Mind if I tag along? 886 00:58:53,798 --> 00:58:56,601 I figured you could use all the help you could get. 887 00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:59,236 Thanks. [ Chuckles ] 888 00:58:59,303 --> 00:59:01,972 Come on. 889 00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:04,408 - Daisy! - [ All Calling, "Daisy" ] 890 00:59:04,474 --> 00:59:06,744 Daisy! Daisy! Here, girl! 891 00:59:06,811 --> 00:59:08,679 [ Whistles ] [ Maya ] Daisy, come on! 892 00:59:08,746 --> 00:59:11,448 [ All Continue Calling ] 893 00:59:11,515 --> 00:59:13,851 Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! 894 00:59:13,918 --> 00:59:16,320 We've been looking for hours. It's no use. 895 00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:19,356 There's a thousand acres here. She could be anywhere. 896 00:59:19,423 --> 00:59:23,728 [ Others Continue Calling ] 897 00:59:25,429 --> 00:59:27,932 [ Insects Buzzing ] [ Both Groan ] 898 00:59:27,998 --> 00:59:30,935 [ Others Continue Calling ] 899 00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:34,038 - Anything, Lucky? - Mm-mmm. 900 00:59:34,104 --> 00:59:38,475 Reporting in from units two and three. No sign of the pooch. 901 00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:41,746 [ Sighs ] Courtney, is there anywhere she would have gone? 902 00:59:41,812 --> 00:59:44,615 A special place, somethin' like that? Think hard. 903 00:59:44,682 --> 00:59:47,184 I don't know. I don't know. 904 00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:51,055 Wait. I have an idea. 905 00:59:55,993 --> 00:59:58,929 We used to play here all the time when I was a kid. 906 01:00:00,464 --> 01:00:02,466 There she is! Wait. 907 01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:04,769 Can I have a minute alone with her? 908 01:00:04,835 --> 01:00:07,772 Come on. Trust me. 909 01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:14,078 Okay. We'll meet you back at the ranch. 910 01:00:21,351 --> 01:00:23,954 - Hey, girl. - Go away. 911 01:00:26,056 --> 01:00:28,225 [ Sighs ] 912 01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:32,462 Daisy, I know it's a lot of pressure being the First Dog. 913 01:00:32,529 --> 01:00:36,300 You can rebel all you want, but you can't run away from who you are. None of us can. 914 01:00:36,366 --> 01:00:38,936 I just want things to be the way they used to be. 915 01:00:39,003 --> 01:00:41,305 When he was governor, we were a family. 916 01:00:41,371 --> 01:00:46,210 We would spend time together, play fetch, go jogging, but now everything's changed. 917 01:00:46,276 --> 01:00:50,815 It's always the cameras, meetings, events, and I'm just a political prop. 918 01:00:50,881 --> 01:00:53,317 You are so much more than that, Daisy. 919 01:00:53,383 --> 01:00:56,253 You are an inspiration to the people of this country. 920 01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:59,523 And there's not many animals or people who can even say that. 921 01:00:59,589 --> 01:01:01,491 I don't want to be an inspiration. 922 01:01:01,558 --> 01:01:04,361 I just want to be... a dog. 923 01:01:04,428 --> 01:01:07,765 - Daisy, come here. Come here. - [ Sighing ] 924 01:01:07,832 --> 01:01:10,667 Come here, girl. 925 01:01:12,803 --> 01:01:15,773 You are a dog-- an amazing dog-- 926 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,675 and you have a family that loves you very much. 927 01:01:18,743 --> 01:01:23,280 But the thing is, every family has its own set of problems, its frustrations, 928 01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:26,884 and we're always wishing that things were different. 929 01:01:26,951 --> 01:01:30,988 But what if, instead of running away from who we are, 930 01:01:31,055 --> 01:01:33,023 we just started embracing it. 931 01:01:33,090 --> 01:01:36,126 You're right, Maya. You're right. 932 01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:43,067 You sure they're gonna be all right out there? 933 01:01:43,133 --> 01:01:45,169 I think we have to trust her, Dad. 934 01:01:49,439 --> 01:01:51,041 Hey, hey, look, everyone! 935 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:54,578 Oh, Daisy! 936 01:01:54,644 --> 01:01:57,181 [ Courtney ] Come on! Come on, girl. 937 01:01:58,148 --> 01:02:00,985 - Daisy! Come on. - Oh, good girl. 938 01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:02,853 Yeah. 939 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:07,792 Don't you ever run away like that again. You scared the daylights out of us. 940 01:02:07,858 --> 01:02:12,162 I think Daisy is finally ready to talk, if you guys are ready to listen. 941 01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:16,366 Come on, girl. I've got your favorite treats inside. [ Kisses ] 942 01:02:18,936 --> 01:02:21,839 Courtney and I also had a talk this morning. Oh? 943 01:02:21,906 --> 01:02:26,944 She told me everything: about the party, about how you covered for her. 944 01:02:27,011 --> 01:02:31,548 Gave us an opportunity for our first really good talk in a long time... 945 01:02:31,615 --> 01:02:33,550 thanks to you, Maya. 946 01:02:33,617 --> 01:02:35,685 I'm glad I could help. 947 01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:38,355 Excellent work, Maya. 948 01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:42,226 All right, everybody, we have a state dinner to prepare for. 949 01:02:52,036 --> 01:02:54,839 - ** [ Rock ] - * Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa * 950 01:02:54,905 --> 01:02:59,343 * Someday * * I'll buy an old car * 951 01:02:59,409 --> 01:03:03,814 - * Mmm * - * Someday * 952 01:03:03,881 --> 01:03:07,517 - * I'll get that car * - * Hoo-ooh, hoo-ooh * 953 01:03:07,584 --> 01:03:12,022 * Someday * * I'll learn how to drive too * 954 01:03:12,089 --> 01:03:15,259 * Mm-hmm and then someday * 955 01:03:15,325 --> 01:03:19,196 * Imagine all the things I could do * 956 01:03:19,263 --> 01:03:22,699 - * Whoo * - * Someday * 957 01:03:22,766 --> 01:03:26,736 - * I'll get that car to start * - * Hoo-ooh, hoo-ooh * 958 01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:28,939 * Someday * 959 01:03:29,006 --> 01:03:31,909 * I'll learn how to drive too * 960 01:03:31,976 --> 01:03:33,878 * Yes, I will now And then someday * 961 01:03:33,944 --> 01:03:36,881 [ Laughing ] * Imagine all the things I could do ** 962 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:06,243 Your Highness, thank you for coming. 963 01:04:06,310 --> 01:04:09,046 It's my great pleasure to welcome you to Sterling Ranch. 964 01:04:09,113 --> 01:04:12,316 Mr. President, it is indeed my pleasure. 965 01:04:12,382 --> 01:04:15,719 I look forward to a fruitful and productive visit. 966 01:04:15,785 --> 01:04:20,390 You must be tired from your travels. My staff will show you to your quarters, 967 01:04:20,457 --> 01:04:22,826 and I look forward to seeing you this evening at the dinner. 968 01:04:22,893 --> 01:04:25,462 Thank you, Mr. President. 969 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:34,871 We've got our work cut out for us. 970 01:04:40,477 --> 01:04:44,581 [ Chattering ] ** [ Classical ] 971 01:04:46,984 --> 01:04:51,655 ** [ Ends ] 972 01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:55,092 [ Man ] Ladies and gentlemen, please rise. 973 01:05:02,432 --> 01:05:04,334 [ Clears Throat ] 974 01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:07,972 [ Man ] Ladies and gentlemen, His Royal Highness, 975 01:05:08,038 --> 01:05:10,374 Prince Tharoor of Kalampore. 976 01:05:16,146 --> 01:05:18,815 Your Highness, welcome. Mr. President. 977 01:05:18,882 --> 01:05:22,119 May I present my daughter, Courtney. 978 01:05:22,186 --> 01:05:24,654 My daughter, Amina. 979 01:05:26,023 --> 01:05:29,293 [ Breathing Heavily ] I'm so nervous. 980 01:05:29,359 --> 01:05:33,563 It'll be fine. You've done everything you can. It's gonna go great. 981 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:41,238 [ Anteater ] Hi, Maya! Hey, it's us. Ay, beautiful fiesta. 982 01:05:41,305 --> 01:05:43,473 I wanna go. I wanna go. I wanna go! 983 01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:47,411 Put a cork in it, Bonzo. It's a people party. 984 01:05:47,477 --> 01:05:50,014 Alas, my life story. 985 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:53,017 And now, the First Dog, Daisy. 986 01:05:54,884 --> 01:05:58,255 [ Man ] Where is she? Where is she? 987 01:05:58,322 --> 01:06:00,690 [ Woman ] Oh! There she is. [ Man ] There she is. 988 01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:09,833 We are pleased to meet you, Daisy. 989 01:06:09,899 --> 01:06:15,505 ** [ Vocalizing March Melody ] 990 01:06:15,572 --> 01:06:19,043 ** [ Vocalizing Continues ] The Kalampore National Anthem. 991 01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:27,851 [ Woman ] She's so cute. 992 01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:31,521 ** [ Quartet Joins ] 993 01:06:34,591 --> 01:06:38,862 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 994 01:06:38,928 --> 01:06:41,298 Hold on. 995 01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:44,334 ** [ Continues ] 996 01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:48,305 Yes? 997 01:06:48,372 --> 01:06:50,974 Everything's under control. 998 01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:56,813 I have something that'll make those bad oysters I gave him in Kalampore seem like high tea. 999 01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:00,650 After tonight, there's no way the prince will sign that agreement. 1000 01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:02,952 [ Gasps ] 1001 01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:06,190 The only document linking me to this deal... 1002 01:07:06,256 --> 01:07:08,592 is locked in a safe in my office. 1003 01:07:08,658 --> 01:07:13,163 I assure you, Mr. Dunsmore, that rain forest is history, 1004 01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:16,633 and you and I are going to be very rich. 1005 01:07:18,268 --> 01:07:21,738 Oh, no. Oh, no, the chief is a rat! 1006 01:07:21,805 --> 01:07:23,807 I gotta do somethin'. I gotta tell somebody. 1007 01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:27,277 Oh, if only I could leave this house, but I can't! 1008 01:07:27,344 --> 01:07:30,480 All right. Okay, if I leave this house, what's the worst thing that's gonna happen? 1009 01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:32,849 Okay, people will think that spring is early. 1010 01:07:32,916 --> 01:07:36,520 But I'm not the only groundhog. It's not all on my shoulders. 1011 01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:39,156 And the rain forest. The rain forest is at sta-- 1012 01:07:39,223 --> 01:07:41,191 But there are other rain forests. 1013 01:07:41,258 --> 01:07:45,061 I can't stand-- I've gotta go! I'm goin'! Stand back! 1014 01:07:45,129 --> 01:07:47,731 [ Straining ] 1015 01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:52,269 I did it! I'm goin'! I'm goin'! We have nothing to fear but fear itself. 1016 01:07:56,273 --> 01:07:58,508 This is a wonderful night, Mr. President. 1017 01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:02,679 Your family is lovely. This place, the animals-- so inspiring. 1018 01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:05,449 Well, I hope we managed to convey to you how sorry we were-- 1019 01:08:05,515 --> 01:08:08,552 Back home we say, "However long the night, the day will break." 1020 01:08:08,618 --> 01:08:12,088 Ah. That is in the past. We must work to the future. 1021 01:08:19,296 --> 01:08:22,432 [ Groundhog ] Psst. Maya. Maya! 1022 01:08:24,834 --> 01:08:27,271 Under the table. 1023 01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:35,945 Hey, you left your house. Congratulations. What are you doin' here? 1024 01:08:36,012 --> 01:08:37,847 We got a big problem. 1025 01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:45,021 [ Sighs ] This is terrible. Are you sure about this? 1026 01:08:45,088 --> 01:08:48,192 You think that I would've left my house if I wasn't sure? 1027 01:08:50,059 --> 01:08:53,497 Okay. Well, round up all the animals. I think I have a plan. 1028 01:08:53,563 --> 01:08:55,499 Oh, by the way, can you whistle? 1029 01:08:55,565 --> 01:08:59,169 [ Tunelessly Blowing ] Nope. 1030 01:08:59,236 --> 01:09:01,305 Groundhogs talk to each other by whistling. 1031 01:09:01,371 --> 01:09:03,373 You're not a groundhog. You're a prairie dog. 1032 01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:07,211 Prairie do-- Oh, no. Now I'm having an identity crisis. 1033 01:09:07,277 --> 01:09:10,714 ** [ Classical ] 1034 01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:15,785 So, tell me again your thoughts on my rain forest. 1035 01:09:15,852 --> 01:09:19,489 How might we come together on this issue? Oh, I'm so glad you asked me. 1036 01:09:22,326 --> 01:09:25,762 Everybody understand the plan? [ Groundhog ] Are you sure about this, Maya? 1037 01:09:25,829 --> 01:09:28,465 If this goes wrong, you could get in serious trouble. 1038 01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:30,567 That's just a chance I'm gonna have to take. 1039 01:09:30,634 --> 01:09:32,736 Okay. You guys get the evidence from the safe. 1040 01:09:32,802 --> 01:09:35,071 I'll make sure the president doesn't eat. 1041 01:09:35,138 --> 01:09:37,507 Good luck. 1042 01:09:37,574 --> 01:09:39,676 [ Groundhog ] Hey, shouldn't we synchronize our watches? 1043 01:09:51,455 --> 01:09:55,825 Hey, where have you been? Oh, um, I-I'll tell you later. 1044 01:10:09,406 --> 01:10:11,808 - [ Monkey Grunts ] - ¡Ay, Dios mío! 1045 01:10:14,578 --> 01:10:15,379 Ha-ha! 1046 01:10:19,148 --> 01:10:21,651 [ Monkey Straining ] Got it! 1047 01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:25,489 Let's go! Shh! 1048 01:10:29,058 --> 01:10:30,427 Nothing here? 1049 01:10:31,928 --> 01:10:33,863 Nada. 1050 01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:38,668 Nope. Nothin' in here. 1051 01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:43,072 - Nothing here. - Zilch-a-roonie here. 1052 01:10:43,139 --> 01:10:46,310 - Hey, guys. I found it! - Ha-ha! 1053 01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:49,946 [ Grunts ] 1054 01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:04,594 [ Lucky Whispers Sharply ] Incoming! 1055 01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:22,111 [ Wallaby ] Someone's on me tail! 1056 01:11:22,178 --> 01:11:24,814 [ Chinchilla ] Watch it, buster. I am not that kind of chinchilla. 1057 01:11:24,881 --> 01:11:28,918 [ Monkey ] Shh. Everyone be quiet. 1058 01:11:32,356 --> 01:11:34,658 - [ Wallaby ] Monkey, where's your tail? - [ Monkey ] Uh-oh! 1059 01:11:34,724 --> 01:11:37,394 [ Monkey ] Ooh, la, la. 1060 01:11:37,461 --> 01:11:39,563 Ooh, la, la. 1061 01:11:46,836 --> 01:11:49,339 Back to work, everyone! [ Wallaby ] Go, Monkey, go! 1062 01:11:49,406 --> 01:11:51,708 Now, where was I? 1063 01:11:51,775 --> 01:11:54,911 - [ Chattering ] - [ No Audible Dialogue ] 1064 01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:59,015 Ladies and gentlemen-- 1065 01:12:01,551 --> 01:12:04,020 [ Clears Throat ] 1066 01:12:04,087 --> 01:12:06,756 First of all, I wish to say, 1067 01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:10,093 I appreciate all that you have done, Mr. President, 1068 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:15,331 for the global environment and for making this such a wonderful night. 1069 01:12:15,399 --> 01:12:18,568 - Thank you. - [ Applause ] 1070 01:12:18,635 --> 01:12:20,704 [ Applause Continues ] 1071 01:12:22,606 --> 01:12:26,042 And I want to announce at this time, 1072 01:12:26,109 --> 01:12:27,944 I will sign the agreement. 1073 01:12:34,651 --> 01:12:37,086 Your Highness, thank you. 1074 01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:43,527 [ President ] And I would like to propose a toast. 1075 01:12:43,593 --> 01:12:45,462 To His Highness, Prince Tharoor... 1076 01:12:45,529 --> 01:12:48,632 and to a long and fruitful collaboration between our two countries. 1077 01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:53,603 And to President Sterling... 1078 01:12:53,670 --> 01:12:57,407 for going so far to arrange this wonderful night. 1079 01:12:57,474 --> 01:13:01,110 You are a most generous host. I thank you. 1080 01:13:01,177 --> 01:13:04,881 - [ Woman To the president. - [ Woman 1081 01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:08,718 And now, dinner is served. 1082 01:13:13,056 --> 01:13:14,791 A little more to the left. 1083 01:13:14,858 --> 01:13:17,226 A little more. A little more. 1084 01:13:17,293 --> 01:13:21,264 Keep going. Keep going-- Stop! 1085 01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:24,901 You're loving me for the ears right now, aren't you? 1086 01:13:40,817 --> 01:13:43,687 Stop! 1087 01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:47,491 - [ Clears Throat ] - Uh, hi, Your Highness. 1088 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:52,896 I'm sorry. Your Highness, this is Maya Dolittle. 1089 01:13:52,962 --> 01:13:56,032 Ah! Yes, yes, yes. 1090 01:13:56,099 --> 01:14:00,436 Your father's reputation is truly world renowned. Mmm. 1091 01:14:00,504 --> 01:14:03,540 Thank you. 1092 01:14:03,607 --> 01:14:07,844 [ Loudly ] Oh, I-I'd-- [ Muttering, Humming ] 1093 01:14:07,911 --> 01:14:11,014 Was there something you wanted to say, Maya? 1094 01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:13,583 No. I mean, yes. 1095 01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:16,753 Um, I would like to just tell a joke. 1096 01:14:16,820 --> 01:14:19,355 It's an American tradition: joke before dinner. 1097 01:14:19,422 --> 01:14:21,424 Maya-- So. 1098 01:14:21,491 --> 01:14:25,629 Why do cows wear bells? 1099 01:14:25,695 --> 01:14:28,932 Because their horns don't work! [ Laughs ] 1100 01:14:28,998 --> 01:14:32,435 You get it? 'Cause the horns go, "beep, beep"-- 1101 01:14:32,502 --> 01:14:34,538 - A little more. - Uh-huh. 1102 01:14:34,604 --> 01:14:36,806 Stop! Okay, back to the right. 1103 01:14:36,873 --> 01:14:38,842 The other right! Oh. 1104 01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:41,745 Okay. So there were two fish in a tank. 1105 01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:43,813 And one fish says to the other fish, 1106 01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:46,082 "Do you know how to drive this thing?" 1107 01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:48,484 [ Laughs ] 'Cause they're in a tank. You get it? 'Cause-- 1108 01:14:48,552 --> 01:14:50,486 Yeah. I really-- I love that one. 1109 01:14:50,554 --> 01:14:52,522 Maya? Hmm? 1110 01:14:52,589 --> 01:14:55,959 - Thank you. - But I-- 1111 01:14:56,025 --> 01:14:58,562 Maya, thank you. 1112 01:14:58,628 --> 01:15:01,364 Yes, sir. 1113 01:15:01,430 --> 01:15:03,967 Well, folks, let's eat. 1114 01:15:16,279 --> 01:15:17,714 Mmm. 1115 01:15:17,781 --> 01:15:21,985 You okay? I guess so. 1116 01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:27,123 Excuse me for one moment, Mr. President. Mmm. 1117 01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:30,760 I must confer with my adviser about our agreement. 1118 01:15:40,336 --> 01:15:44,073 - To the left, and... stop! That's it. - [ Strains ] 1119 01:15:45,441 --> 01:15:47,176 [ Wallaby ] Go, Parrot, go! 1120 01:15:49,579 --> 01:15:51,648 Gotcha. [ Monkey ] Ha-ha! 1121 01:15:51,715 --> 01:15:53,783 Mission accomplished. 1122 01:15:56,019 --> 01:15:58,922 Got it. [ Parrot ] Go, dog, go! Vaya con Dios. 1123 01:15:58,988 --> 01:16:03,026 ** [ Classical, Distorted ] 1124 01:16:05,494 --> 01:16:08,765 - ** [ Distorted ] - I feel weird. 1125 01:16:12,368 --> 01:16:14,003 [ Yapping ] 1126 01:16:16,606 --> 01:16:22,311 Wait a second. It wasn't the president's food. It was Daisy's! 1127 01:16:27,283 --> 01:16:30,119 [ Gasps ] 1128 01:16:33,723 --> 01:16:37,193 - [ Barking ] - [ Groans ] 1129 01:16:38,027 --> 01:16:41,865 [ Yells ] 1130 01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:45,468 - Get this dog off of me! Now! - [ Man ] Your Highness! 1131 01:16:45,534 --> 01:16:47,671 [ Sputters ] 1132 01:16:49,472 --> 01:16:53,142 You have insulted Prince Tharoor for the last time. The deal is off! 1133 01:16:54,811 --> 01:16:58,715 - Your Highness, please-- - I said, the deal is off! 1134 01:16:58,782 --> 01:17:01,718 We are leaving. 1135 01:17:01,785 --> 01:17:05,521 [ President ] Your Highness-- [ Sighs ] 1136 01:17:05,588 --> 01:17:08,357 Wait! Stop! 1137 01:17:12,361 --> 01:17:15,398 Chief Dorion is responsible for everything. 1138 01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:17,433 He spiked Daisy's food tonight, 1139 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:20,804 and he was the one who gave the president bad oysters in Kalampore. 1140 01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:24,741 What? That's-- That's ridiculous. 1141 01:17:24,808 --> 01:17:29,145 This is just a sad and pathetic attempt to cover up your own incompetence, Miss Dolittle. 1142 01:17:29,212 --> 01:17:32,415 - Secret Service, get her out of here. - Harold, let's hear her out. 1143 01:17:32,481 --> 01:17:35,318 - Sir, really, I-- - Harold. 1144 01:17:35,384 --> 01:17:38,955 He doesn't want you and the prince to sign the agreement. 1145 01:17:39,022 --> 01:17:41,557 He's been trying to sabotage the entire thing. 1146 01:17:41,624 --> 01:17:44,193 - That's preposterous. - It's the truth! 1147 01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:49,432 - The groundhog overheard you on your cell phone tonight. - The groundhog? 1148 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:53,069 Well, he's a prairie dog who thinks he's a groundhog. 1149 01:17:53,136 --> 01:17:58,007 So, your alleged proof of this outrageous story... 1150 01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:01,878 is the word of a prairie dog who thinks he's a groundhog? 1151 01:18:03,079 --> 01:18:05,148 Secret Service, please. 1152 01:18:05,214 --> 01:18:08,284 Maya. 1153 01:18:08,351 --> 01:18:10,319 I'm sorry I disappointed you, Mr. President. 1154 01:18:14,290 --> 01:18:17,994 [ Lucky ] Woof! Woof! Beg your pardon. Dog savin' the day. 1155 01:18:18,061 --> 01:18:20,696 Comin' through. Make way. Great dress, lady. 1156 01:18:20,764 --> 01:18:23,132 - Comin' through here. - Come on. 1157 01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:29,405 Sorry about the saliva. 1158 01:18:31,074 --> 01:18:36,112 Hmm. Actually, it's the word of a prairie dog... 1159 01:18:36,179 --> 01:18:38,081 and... these. 1160 01:18:38,147 --> 01:18:42,118 These documents show that Chief Dorion is a silent partner... 1161 01:18:42,185 --> 01:18:44,353 in Boyd and Dunsmore Investment Group. 1162 01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:49,926 And he stands to make millions if the rain forest is developed. 1163 01:18:52,328 --> 01:18:54,297 Where did you get those documents? 1164 01:18:54,363 --> 01:18:59,468 Harold, I would get a very expensive lawyer. 1165 01:19:00,603 --> 01:19:02,738 I never did like that man. 1166 01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:09,112 The only thing I hate more than animals is teenagers! 1167 01:19:16,085 --> 01:19:19,722 Miss Dolittle, I cannot thank you enough. 1168 01:19:19,789 --> 01:19:23,626 You have brought the people of Kalampore and United States together. 1169 01:19:23,692 --> 01:19:27,897 - You are truly a hero. - Thank you. 1170 01:19:27,964 --> 01:19:30,199 I wanted to change the world before I was 30. 1171 01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:32,668 She's changed it before she's even 20. 1172 01:19:32,735 --> 01:19:34,904 You were so brave. 1173 01:19:34,971 --> 01:19:37,841 I barely got out with my life, but it was worth it. 1174 01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:42,245 Who has got a pen? 1175 01:19:44,647 --> 01:19:47,984 We have an agreement to sign. 1176 01:19:48,051 --> 01:19:51,154 - [ Animals Chattering, Congratulating ] - [ Monkey ] Way to go, Maya! 1177 01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:53,522 [ Wallaby ] Maya, you did it! 1178 01:19:53,589 --> 01:19:56,725 We gotta kick this party up a notch. Leave it to the Monkey. 1179 01:19:56,792 --> 01:20:00,196 It's funky monkey time. 1180 01:20:00,263 --> 01:20:02,565 ** [ Dance ] [ Monkey ] Everybody get down! 1181 01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:05,568 ** [ Continues ] 1182 01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:08,771 * You know you make me wanna Kick my heels up and * * Shout, shout * 1183 01:20:08,838 --> 01:20:12,375 * Throw my hands up and Throw my head back and * * Shout, shout * 1184 01:20:12,441 --> 01:20:16,512 * Come on now Don't forget to say you will * 1185 01:20:16,579 --> 01:20:18,614 * Don't forget to say * 1186 01:20:18,681 --> 01:20:21,117 - * Shout * - * Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah * 1187 01:20:21,184 --> 01:20:24,820 - Ow! - Oh, yes. I'm bad! 1188 01:20:24,888 --> 01:20:28,091 * Say you will * * Come on, come on * 1189 01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:30,994 - Shout! - * Say you will * 1190 01:20:31,060 --> 01:20:34,297 * Say it right now, you will Come on now * * Say you will * 1191 01:20:34,363 --> 01:20:36,299 - Shout! - * Say that you love me * 1192 01:20:36,365 --> 01:20:38,134 - [ Hoots ] - * Say that you need me * 1193 01:20:38,201 --> 01:20:42,305 - * Say that you want me * - Do zee monkey! Shake it! 1194 01:20:42,371 --> 01:20:44,974 * Come on now Come on now * * Say, say * 1195 01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:47,576 - * Al-l-l right * - Shout! 1196 01:20:47,643 --> 01:20:51,948 * Al-l-l right Come on now, come on now * * Shout, shout * 1197 01:20:52,015 --> 01:20:55,751 * Shout, shout, shout * * Yeah, yeah Hey, yeah, yeah * 1198 01:20:55,818 --> 01:20:58,721 - [ Monkey ] Go wilder! - ** [ Continues ] 1199 01:20:58,787 --> 01:21:01,891 * Shout, shout * * Al-l-l right Al-l-l right * 1200 01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:04,593 * Shout, shout * * Al-l-l right Al-l-l right * 1201 01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:07,596 - * Hey-ey-ey-ey * - * Hey-ey-ey-ey * 1202 01:21:07,663 --> 01:21:11,200 - * Hey-ey-ey-ey * - * Hey-ey-ey-ey * 1203 01:21:11,267 --> 01:21:14,637 - [ Monkey ] Let your fur down! - * Hey-ey-ey-ey * 1204 01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:17,206 - * Hey-ey-ey-ey * - * Hey-ey-ey-ey * 1205 01:21:17,273 --> 01:21:19,708 * Jump up and shout now Jump up and shout now * 1206 01:21:19,775 --> 01:21:23,612 * Jump up and shout now Jump up and shout now * 1207 01:21:23,679 --> 01:21:27,250 * Jump up and shout now Jump up and shout now * 1208 01:21:27,316 --> 01:21:31,220 * Everybody, shout now Everybody, shout now ** ** [ All Clapping ] 1209 01:21:37,826 --> 01:21:40,196 ** [ Clapping Continues ] 1210 01:21:40,263 --> 01:21:42,331 ** [ Continues, Fades ] 1211 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,102 [ Man ] Get the door. [ Woman ] Okay. 1212 01:21:52,942 --> 01:21:55,111 Well, I'll be. 1213 01:21:55,178 --> 01:21:57,113 Huh. 1214 01:22:02,151 --> 01:22:05,421 "The president of the United States"-- 1215 01:22:10,526 --> 01:22:13,062 [ Lucky Narrating ] It may look like just another perfect day... 1216 01:22:13,129 --> 01:22:16,832 in sunny San Francisco, but it's not. 1217 01:22:16,899 --> 01:22:19,168 It's more than that. [ Barking ] 1218 01:22:21,604 --> 01:22:24,873 After receiving a glowing recommendation... Let's see. 1219 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:27,576 from the president of the United States-- 1220 01:22:27,643 --> 01:22:30,646 [ Squeals ] 1221 01:22:30,713 --> 01:22:33,849 [ Yelps ] Mom! Mom, I got in! 1222 01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:39,255 [ Chattering ] Maya Dolittle was accepted at San Francisco University. 1223 01:22:39,322 --> 01:22:43,892 And a rain forest was saved. I mean, how cool is that? 1224 01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:48,364 I mean, how cool is-- Hey, wait a second. She got in? 1225 01:22:48,431 --> 01:22:51,234 She's goin' away to college? What's gonna happen to me? 1226 01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:54,370 Maya! Uh, Maya? Wait! We-We-- We have to talk about this. 1227 01:22:54,437 --> 01:22:59,175 ** [ Animals Chittering ] 1228 01:23:00,609 --> 01:23:04,480 ** [ Swing ] 1229 01:23:15,158 --> 01:23:17,526 * If you're sad and feelin' low * 1230 01:23:17,593 --> 01:23:19,895 * I've got the perfect place to go * 1231 01:23:19,962 --> 01:23:22,131 * A bar on Madison Avenue * 1232 01:23:22,198 --> 01:23:24,733 * That's got more animals than the zoo * 1233 01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:27,303 * It's the place that really is down * 1234 01:23:27,370 --> 01:23:29,305 * The best party in Memphis town * 1235 01:23:29,372 --> 01:23:31,874 * The Monkey is the place to be * 1236 01:23:31,940 --> 01:23:34,343 * Monkey tail for you and me * 1237 01:23:34,410 --> 01:23:36,479 * Down at The Monkey * * Down at The Monkey * 1238 01:23:36,545 --> 01:23:38,847 * The Blue Monkey * * The Blue Monkey * 1239 01:23:38,914 --> 01:23:43,252 * Let's get funky down at The Monkey tonight * 1240 01:23:43,319 --> 01:23:46,355 ** [ Saxophone Solo ] 1241 01:23:52,728 --> 01:23:55,030 [ Man ] Get down! 1242 01:23:58,234 --> 01:24:00,736 * Down at The Monkey feelin' fine * 1243 01:24:00,803 --> 01:24:02,905 * Drinkin' myself some monkey wine * 1244 01:24:02,971 --> 01:24:05,374 * I saw Butch and Harry there * 1245 01:24:05,441 --> 01:24:08,111 * And a girl not wearin' no underwear * 1246 01:24:08,177 --> 01:24:10,379 * My baby She loves me * 1247 01:24:10,446 --> 01:24:13,182 * She showed me somethin' at The Blue Monkey * 1248 01:24:13,249 --> 01:24:14,817 * When I saw it It looked real weird * 1249 01:24:14,883 --> 01:24:17,520 * I never seen a monkey with that kind of beard * 1250 01:24:17,586 --> 01:24:19,788 * Down at The Monkey * * Down at The Monkey * 1251 01:24:19,855 --> 01:24:22,225 * The Blue Monkey * * The Blue Monkey * 1252 01:24:22,291 --> 01:24:27,062 * Oh, let's get funky down at The Monkey tonight * 1253 01:24:27,130 --> 01:24:30,166 ** [ Piano Solo ] 1254 01:24:41,344 --> 01:24:43,746 * Oh, Jack and Jill came down the hill * 1255 01:24:43,812 --> 01:24:46,215 * The went to The Monkey with Betty and Bill * 1256 01:24:46,282 --> 01:24:48,384 * Jill was a-lookin' at some guy * 1257 01:24:48,451 --> 01:24:51,220 * So Jack ate a piece of Betty's pie * 1258 01:24:51,287 --> 01:24:53,589 * Muskrat Susie Muskrat Sam * 1259 01:24:53,656 --> 01:24:55,658 * Came to bring this crazy jam * 1260 01:24:55,724 --> 01:24:58,227 * The joint was jumpin' They started to dance * 1261 01:24:58,294 --> 01:25:00,763 * But Sam was wearin' Susie's pants * 1262 01:25:00,829 --> 01:25:02,865 * Down at The Monkey * * Down at The Monkey * 1263 01:25:02,931 --> 01:25:05,501 * The Blue Monkey * * The Blue Monkey * 1264 01:25:05,568 --> 01:25:10,439 * Let's get funky down at The Monkey tonight * 1265 01:25:10,506 --> 01:25:13,609 ** [ Trumpet Solo ] 1266 01:25:25,921 --> 01:25:28,224 ** [ Drum Solo ] [ Men Making Animal Noises ] 1267 01:25:28,291 --> 01:25:31,460 [ Man ] Oh, look out. * Down at The Monkey * * Down at The Monkey * 1268 01:25:31,527 --> 01:25:34,297 * Down at The Monkey * * Down at The Monkey * 1269 01:25:34,363 --> 01:25:36,365 * Down at The Monkey * * Down at The Monkey * 1270 01:25:36,432 --> 01:25:38,534 * Down at The Monkey * * Down at The Monkey * 1271 01:25:38,601 --> 01:25:40,703 * Down at The Monkey * * Down at The Monkey * 1272 01:25:40,769 --> 01:25:42,705 * Tonight * 1273 01:25:42,771 --> 01:25:45,341 * Oh, down at The Monkey * * Down at The Monkey * 1274 01:25:45,408 --> 01:25:47,276 * Down at The Monkey * * Down at The Monkey * 1275 01:25:47,343 --> 01:25:50,313 * The Blue Monkey * * The Blue Monkey * 1276 01:25:50,379 --> 01:25:52,715 * Down at The Monkey * * Down at The Monkey * 1277 01:25:52,781 --> 01:25:55,184 * Down at The Monkey Really get funky tonight * 1278 01:25:55,251 --> 01:25:57,386 * Hey, hey, hey * 1279 01:25:57,453 --> 01:25:59,722 * Down at The Monkey * * Down at The Monkey * 1280 01:25:59,788 --> 01:26:01,724 * Down at The Monkey * * Down at The Monkey * 1281 01:26:01,790 --> 01:26:04,293 * Oh, down at The Monkey * * Down at The Monkey * 1282 01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:06,729 * The Blue Monkey * * The Blue Monkey * 1283 01:26:06,795 --> 01:26:11,767 * Let's get funky down at The Monkey tonight ** 1284 01:26:14,837 --> 01:26:19,208 [ Cheering ] 1285 01:26:19,275 --> 01:26:24,247 ** [ Country Swing ] 1286 01:26:24,313 --> 01:26:26,849 * I got ants in my pants * 1287 01:26:26,915 --> 01:26:29,685 * I got butterflies * 1288 01:26:29,752 --> 01:26:32,321 * I'm crying crocodile tears * 1289 01:26:32,388 --> 01:26:35,057 * From my puppy dog eyes * 1290 01:26:35,123 --> 01:26:37,726 * I've been monkeying around I'm a dog for you * 1291 01:26:37,793 --> 01:26:41,297 * I'm animal crackers I'm the human zoo * 1292 01:26:43,466 --> 01:26:46,369 * I can sing like a bird I'm a cowboy song * 1293 01:26:46,435 --> 01:26:48,937 * I'm a little hoarse 'cause I sung too long * 1294 01:26:49,004 --> 01:26:51,740 * Had a whale of a time I'm a busy bee * 1295 01:26:51,807 --> 01:26:54,277 * I'm the black sheep of the family * 1296 01:26:54,343 --> 01:26:56,879 * Living high on the hog * 1297 01:26:56,945 --> 01:26:59,848 * Just lyin' around * 1298 01:26:59,915 --> 01:27:02,585 * Happy as a clown * 1299 01:27:02,651 --> 01:27:05,388 * In this one-horse town * 1300 01:27:05,454 --> 01:27:08,391 * Got my head in the sand but I never forget * 1301 01:27:08,457 --> 01:27:11,327 * A can of worms I'm the teacher's pet **