1 00:00:31,767 --> 00:00:32,767 - Anything? 2 00:00:38,407 --> 00:00:39,407 Linda! 3 00:00:46,849 --> 00:00:47,873 What you got? 4 00:00:49,152 --> 00:00:50,484 - Ring pull, '78. 5 00:00:54,257 --> 00:00:57,557 Kestrel Super. 6 00:01:05,568 --> 00:01:06,568 - Kestrel. 7 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:09,938 Super. 8 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:15,929 ♪ Will you search through the lonely earth for me ♪ 9 00:02:15,972 --> 00:02:20,808 ♪ Climb through the briar and bramble ♪ 10 00:02:20,843 --> 00:02:25,804 ♪ I'll be your treasure ♪ 11 00:02:26,882 --> 00:02:27,882 ♪ I'm waiting for you ♪ 12 00:02:30,953 --> 00:02:33,548 ♪ I'm waiting for you ♪ 13 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:54,070 What? 14 00:02:55,478 --> 00:02:56,502 - Go, go, go! 15 00:03:03,019 --> 00:03:04,019 Go, go! 16 00:03:09,925 --> 00:03:12,087 I said I'd meet you at the end of the road. 17 00:03:12,128 --> 00:03:13,756 - Yeah, well, you weren't there. 18 00:03:13,796 --> 00:03:15,025 - Couldn't you have waited? 19 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:16,532 - Look, you know the deal, 20 00:03:16,565 --> 00:03:18,727 first to arrive gets first choice of the field. 21 00:03:18,768 --> 00:03:20,361 Can't afford to let Terra Firma, 22 00:03:20,403 --> 00:03:21,894 or whatever else they're calling 23 00:03:21,937 --> 00:03:25,066 themselves today, get there before us. 24 00:03:27,910 --> 00:03:28,910 Oh, yeah. 25 00:03:30,846 --> 00:03:33,247 I had a brilliant dream last night. 26 00:03:33,282 --> 00:03:34,282 - Yeah? 27 00:03:36,118 --> 00:03:37,118 - Brilliant. 28 00:03:47,663 --> 00:03:50,656 You have got to be joking me. 29 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:51,700 - Bastards! 30 00:03:55,871 --> 00:03:57,305 - You strapped in? 31 00:05:20,556 --> 00:05:22,957 - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 32 00:05:27,563 --> 00:05:29,088 - Woohoo! 33 00:05:29,131 --> 00:05:30,394 Woohoo! 34 00:05:30,433 --> 00:05:32,231 - Stick that up your Arado! 35 00:05:34,770 --> 00:05:36,261 - That was brilliant! 36 00:05:36,305 --> 00:05:40,766 That was like Hill Street Blues or, or, or CHiPs or summat! 37 00:05:40,810 --> 00:05:42,972 - When we came to that gradual bend to the right. 38 00:05:43,012 --> 00:05:44,480 - I was right on his tail! 39 00:05:44,513 --> 00:05:45,913 - You were glued to the road. 40 00:05:45,948 --> 00:05:49,009 - Oh, that was just terrific! 41 00:05:49,051 --> 00:05:50,952 Good times, good times! 42 00:05:57,993 --> 00:06:00,622 - So you don't think you were even hypnotized? 43 00:06:00,663 --> 00:06:02,029 - Oh, I know I wasn't. 44 00:06:02,064 --> 00:06:03,293 Nowhere near. 45 00:06:03,332 --> 00:06:06,268 I pretended I was, but wasn't. 46 00:06:06,302 --> 00:06:08,862 - And when you got on the boat, you were just as sick? 47 00:06:08,904 --> 00:06:10,065 - Sicker. 48 00:06:10,105 --> 00:06:12,404 It was just foam by the end. 49 00:06:14,743 --> 00:06:19,511 Ah, here they are at last, Wallace and Gromit. 50 00:06:19,548 --> 00:06:22,177 - Too late, find your own field. 51 00:07:08,731 --> 00:07:09,731 Mate! 52 00:07:11,133 --> 00:07:12,133 Mate! 53 00:07:17,039 --> 00:07:18,735 Come here! 54 00:07:18,774 --> 00:07:21,073 - Better be bloody worth it. 55 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,348 What? 56 00:07:26,382 --> 00:07:28,681 - Look at these, just pushed up out of this molehill. 57 00:07:28,717 --> 00:07:30,481 What are they? 58 00:07:30,519 --> 00:07:31,680 - Bits of pottery. 59 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,813 - Oh, for fu... 60 00:07:32,855 --> 00:07:34,346 - Listen! 61 00:07:34,390 --> 00:07:36,167 - Look, you know I can't get excited about stoneware. 62 00:07:36,191 --> 00:07:37,386 Listen a minute. 63 00:07:37,426 --> 00:07:38,703 - Look, I've just come from over there. 64 00:07:38,727 --> 00:07:40,025 I've got a really good signal. 65 00:07:40,062 --> 00:07:41,462 - Just look at these, look. 66 00:07:41,497 --> 00:07:42,931 They're black on one side. 67 00:07:42,965 --> 00:07:43,796 - So? 68 00:07:43,832 --> 00:07:44,993 It's a cooking pot. 69 00:07:45,034 --> 00:07:46,511 - No, no, no, it's blackened on the inside. 70 00:07:46,535 --> 00:07:49,471 I know this stuff, I recognize it. 71 00:07:49,505 --> 00:07:53,203 I think this was a cremation urn, 72 00:07:53,242 --> 00:07:56,041 and this, this was a Roman burial. 73 00:08:29,945 --> 00:08:31,538 Wait! 74 00:08:31,580 --> 00:08:33,208 Wait a minute, wait! 75 00:08:57,539 --> 00:08:58,539 You bastard! 76 00:09:00,142 --> 00:09:01,405 - Wasn't my fault. 77 00:09:01,443 --> 00:09:03,002 - You told 'em it was here? 78 00:09:03,045 --> 00:09:04,308 - No. 79 00:09:04,346 --> 00:09:05,939 Well, then, it was your fault. 80 00:09:05,981 --> 00:09:07,492 - And anyway, it wouldn't have made any difference. 81 00:09:07,516 --> 00:09:10,281 In fact, it would have made 'em get rid of it sooner. 82 00:09:10,319 --> 00:09:12,413 - What's going on? 83 00:09:12,454 --> 00:09:14,184 - Andy, for Christ's sake! 84 00:09:14,223 --> 00:09:16,920 You don't understand, do you? 85 00:09:16,959 --> 00:09:18,723 There's no money to be made from 86 00:09:18,761 --> 00:09:20,457 a little bit of Roman mosaic. 87 00:09:20,496 --> 00:09:23,193 It just slows down construction. 88 00:09:23,232 --> 00:09:25,201 These guys in Dubai or wherever it is, 89 00:09:25,234 --> 00:09:26,793 they just want their office block built 90 00:09:26,835 --> 00:09:28,929 so they can start turning over a profit. 91 00:09:28,971 --> 00:09:31,907 - So what are we even doing here? 92 00:09:31,940 --> 00:09:35,843 - You had to lift the flagstone, didn't you? 93 00:09:35,878 --> 00:09:38,177 If there's one thing I've learnt from very early 94 00:09:38,213 --> 00:09:41,183 in this job, you don't lift the flagstone. 95 00:09:41,216 --> 00:09:45,415 You don't know what's going to be underneath. 96 00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:47,650 - Right, that's it, I quit. 97 00:09:49,925 --> 00:09:51,325 Tim? 98 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,555 I said I'm off. 99 00:09:53,962 --> 00:09:55,021 - For the day? 100 00:09:55,064 --> 00:09:57,192 - No, I'm leaving. 101 00:09:57,232 --> 00:09:58,200 - For the day? 102 00:09:58,233 --> 00:09:59,233 - No, for good. 103 00:09:59,268 --> 00:10:00,311 - So, you're quitting? - Yes. 104 00:10:00,335 --> 00:10:01,633 - Well, why didn't you say that? 105 00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:02,899 - I did, you didn't hear. 106 00:10:02,938 --> 00:10:04,349 Would have made things a bit clearer. 107 00:10:04,373 --> 00:10:05,306 I did say it. 108 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:06,672 I'll say it again, I quit. 109 00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:07,709 - Right. 110 00:10:09,411 --> 00:10:11,209 I'll do the paperwork. 111 00:10:17,586 --> 00:10:19,782 I'm sorry about the mosaic. 112 00:10:23,092 --> 00:10:24,092 - See ya. 113 00:10:34,103 --> 00:10:35,230 - Hi, darling. 114 00:10:38,807 --> 00:10:40,935 - Hello, sweetheart. 115 00:10:40,976 --> 00:10:42,968 - Oh, all right, Colin? 116 00:10:43,011 --> 00:10:44,445 I thought you was Toni. 117 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,914 She about? 118 00:10:45,948 --> 00:10:46,948 Cheers. 119 00:10:58,327 --> 00:10:59,761 Watcha! 120 00:10:59,795 --> 00:11:00,795 Finished? 121 00:11:00,829 --> 00:11:01,660 - Yeah. 122 00:11:01,697 --> 00:11:02,824 You just starting? 123 00:11:02,865 --> 00:11:04,925 - Yeah, night shift. 124 00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:07,527 - Oh, well, ships in the night. 125 00:11:10,606 --> 00:11:12,370 - I just called Colin darling. 126 00:11:12,407 --> 00:11:13,773 - Why? 127 00:11:13,809 --> 00:11:15,402 - Thought it was you. 128 00:11:15,444 --> 00:11:16,810 - Because of the beard? 129 00:11:16,845 --> 00:11:17,938 - Yeah. 130 00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:19,573 How did that go down? 131 00:11:19,615 --> 00:11:20,810 - Really well. 132 00:11:20,849 --> 00:11:22,060 We're having dinner tomorrow night. 133 00:11:22,084 --> 00:11:23,017 - Oh, nice. 134 00:11:23,051 --> 00:11:25,350 He doesn't live on a boat, then? 135 00:11:25,387 --> 00:11:26,387 - Oh, sorry. 136 00:11:29,892 --> 00:11:32,521 - Wish you hadn't told me the hypnotism worked. 137 00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:33,995 I thought it had. 138 00:11:34,029 --> 00:11:36,692 - You were just humoring me all along. 139 00:11:36,732 --> 00:11:38,564 - Not deliberately. 140 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,001 I was humoring myself. 141 00:11:41,036 --> 00:11:43,972 Anyway, I've been thinking. 142 00:11:44,006 --> 00:11:46,066 I'm going to lend Kate my car 143 00:11:46,108 --> 00:11:48,043 so she can go away this weekend. 144 00:11:48,076 --> 00:11:48,907 Your TR7? 145 00:11:48,944 --> 00:11:49,877 Yep. 146 00:11:49,912 --> 00:11:51,141 You'll never do it. 147 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:52,375 - No, I've decided. 148 00:11:52,414 --> 00:11:53,848 I will. 149 00:11:53,882 --> 00:11:55,578 Beggars can't be choosers. 150 00:11:55,617 --> 00:11:59,349 Desperate situations call for desperate measures. 151 00:11:59,388 --> 00:12:01,983 - Beggars can't be choosers? 152 00:12:02,024 --> 00:12:03,583 Who's the beggar, me or you? 153 00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:05,856 - That wasn't a very good choice of words. 154 00:12:05,894 --> 00:12:07,692 - Desperate situations? 155 00:12:07,729 --> 00:12:09,721 - I could have worded that better as well. 156 00:12:09,765 --> 00:12:12,530 Anyway, my point is that... 157 00:12:12,568 --> 00:12:14,059 - I'm not sure I'm up for being 158 00:12:14,102 --> 00:12:15,900 part of a desperate situation. 159 00:12:15,938 --> 00:12:17,839 All feels a bit silly. 160 00:12:17,873 --> 00:12:20,001 Anyway, I was thinking of seeing my dad this weekend. 161 00:12:20,042 --> 00:12:21,340 - No, don't. 162 00:12:21,376 --> 00:12:23,777 Well, do, if you want to, but I am 163 00:12:23,812 --> 00:12:26,611 going to lend Kate my car, so yes. 164 00:12:29,585 --> 00:12:30,585 There. 165 00:12:31,553 --> 00:12:33,317 - Have a good shift. 166 00:12:33,355 --> 00:12:35,915 Drink coffee if you feel tired. 167 00:12:37,392 --> 00:12:38,392 - See ya. 168 00:13:05,621 --> 00:13:06,782 - Hey. - Hi. 169 00:13:06,822 --> 00:13:08,256 Guess where we're going? 170 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:09,553 - Where? 171 00:13:09,591 --> 00:13:10,957 - To look at a flat. 172 00:13:10,993 --> 00:13:11,824 - Are we? 173 00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:13,123 - Yes, don't be cross. 174 00:13:13,161 --> 00:13:14,857 I saw it online and it looked really good, 175 00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:16,422 so I booked an appointment. 176 00:13:16,465 --> 00:13:18,576 - Thought we were way off being able to afford anything. 177 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,865 - Well, I did some sums, I think I underestimated. 178 00:13:20,903 --> 00:13:22,963 With your job guaranteed, I think we can 179 00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:26,134 get a mortgage on something like this. 180 00:13:29,044 --> 00:13:30,512 Let's just look at it, see if it's 181 00:13:30,545 --> 00:13:32,104 the sort of thing we can afford. 182 00:13:32,147 --> 00:13:33,206 - Yeah, cool. 183 00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:34,409 - How was work today? 184 00:13:34,449 --> 00:13:36,384 How was the mosaic? 185 00:13:36,418 --> 00:13:40,788 - Um yeah, no, there wasn't anything left of it after all. 186 00:13:40,822 --> 00:13:41,822 - Oh, shame. 187 00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,427 Maybe there's more of it elsewhere. 188 00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:46,587 - Yeah, maybe. 189 00:14:18,026 --> 00:14:18,857 - Oh! 190 00:14:18,894 --> 00:14:20,021 Hello? 191 00:14:20,062 --> 00:14:22,554 - I'm looking for Lance. 192 00:14:22,597 --> 00:14:23,860 - Are you now? 193 00:14:23,899 --> 00:14:25,731 And, uh, who might you be, may I ask? 194 00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:27,326 - I'm Maggie. 195 00:14:27,369 --> 00:14:29,463 - Well, Maggie, you'd better get to the back 196 00:14:29,504 --> 00:14:31,370 of the queue because that man is mine, 197 00:14:31,406 --> 00:14:34,433 and nobody else is sinking their claws into him. 198 00:14:34,476 --> 00:14:35,876 - Oh. 199 00:14:35,911 --> 00:14:37,812 - I'm fooling with you! 200 00:14:37,846 --> 00:14:40,111 I'm Kate, I'm Lance's daughter. 201 00:14:40,148 --> 00:14:41,582 - His daughter? 202 00:14:41,616 --> 00:14:43,380 - Yeah, I get that reaction a lot, actually. 203 00:14:43,418 --> 00:14:46,877 Surprise at my very existence, like I'm a mythical creature. 204 00:14:46,922 --> 00:14:47,922 - Like a unicorn. 205 00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:49,219 Exactly. 206 00:14:49,257 --> 00:14:50,486 - Or a dolphin. 207 00:14:52,794 --> 00:14:54,353 - Uh, is Lance expecting you? 208 00:14:54,396 --> 00:14:56,160 Because I'm actually just out the door. 209 00:14:56,198 --> 00:14:58,565 - Yeah, yeah, I'm a bit early. 210 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,694 - Okay, well, you'd better come in and wait. 211 00:15:00,736 --> 00:15:02,864 - Oh, thank you. 212 00:15:02,904 --> 00:15:05,237 - Oh, uh, sorry about the mess, that's my fault. 213 00:15:05,273 --> 00:15:06,605 - Oh, don't worry about that. 214 00:15:06,641 --> 00:15:07,885 - Uh, make yourself a cup of tea. 215 00:15:07,909 --> 00:15:09,377 Thanks. 216 00:15:09,411 --> 00:15:10,344 - I'll see you, it's nice to meet you, Maggie. 217 00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:11,347 Yeah, bye, Kate. 218 00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:12,404 Bye. 219 00:15:48,483 --> 00:15:49,951 - Hello, hi! 220 00:15:49,985 --> 00:15:50,985 Um, ooh! 221 00:15:52,254 --> 00:15:54,416 Yes, it's all right. 222 00:15:54,456 --> 00:15:55,754 Oh! 223 00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:56,791 Hi. 224 00:15:57,626 --> 00:15:58,924 Becky? - Yes. 225 00:15:58,960 --> 00:15:59,893 - Kelvin, hi. 226 00:15:59,928 --> 00:16:01,191 - Hi, Kelvin. 227 00:16:01,229 --> 00:16:02,473 This is my husband, Andy. - Hello. 228 00:16:02,497 --> 00:16:03,708 - Thanks for doing this at such short notice. 229 00:16:03,732 --> 00:16:05,166 - No, it's fine, no problem. 230 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,169 Keys, that's good, okay. 231 00:16:17,512 --> 00:16:19,606 - It smells like a jumbo jet. 232 00:16:19,648 --> 00:16:22,277 - Oh, this is a good feature. 233 00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:23,317 Lights on. 234 00:16:26,221 --> 00:16:27,348 Lights on now! 235 00:16:30,459 --> 00:16:32,621 Lights, turn on now! 236 00:16:32,661 --> 00:16:33,661 There. 237 00:16:35,263 --> 00:16:36,263 - Cool. 238 00:16:37,365 --> 00:16:39,561 - And you can use voice recognition with that, 239 00:16:39,601 --> 00:16:41,365 so only you can turn the lights on. 240 00:16:41,403 --> 00:16:42,871 - Why would you do that? 241 00:16:42,904 --> 00:16:47,604 - So the burglars have to use their own torches. 242 00:16:47,642 --> 00:16:49,440 - Is there a problem with burglars? 243 00:16:49,478 --> 00:16:50,478 - No. 244 00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:53,439 Uh, this is the bathroom. 245 00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:59,410 Underfloor heating throughout and heated mirror. 246 00:17:00,856 --> 00:17:02,449 - Warm reflection? 247 00:17:02,491 --> 00:17:03,959 - No condensation. 248 00:17:05,594 --> 00:17:08,120 All the skylights are hermetically sealed, 249 00:17:08,163 --> 00:17:11,065 so is the air-conditioning filters 250 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:14,228 so it recycles and sterilizes the air 251 00:17:14,269 --> 00:17:17,899 whilst maintaining the pressure in the room. 252 00:17:22,177 --> 00:17:25,807 - There's a slice of bread on that skylight. 253 00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:30,684 - Oh, yeah. 254 00:17:33,355 --> 00:17:34,355 Seagulls. 255 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,359 This is the front room. 256 00:17:41,396 --> 00:17:44,457 Kitchen, washer, dryer, sink, gas hob 257 00:17:47,369 --> 00:17:51,363 one to four, with a hood going outside. 258 00:17:51,406 --> 00:17:53,807 Um, cupboard under the sink. 259 00:17:53,842 --> 00:17:58,576 And, uh, this is the floor. 260 00:17:58,613 --> 00:18:00,582 And we try to use as many reclaimed 261 00:18:00,615 --> 00:18:02,641 and recycled materials as possible. 262 00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:05,119 For instance, these worktops are actually 263 00:18:05,153 --> 00:18:08,282 made from reconstituted hospitals. 264 00:18:08,323 --> 00:18:09,323 - Hospitals? 265 00:18:09,357 --> 00:18:10,620 - Yep. 266 00:18:10,659 --> 00:18:12,855 Demolished buildings, ground up and graded 267 00:18:12,894 --> 00:18:15,056 and set in resin, and you'd never know. 268 00:18:15,096 --> 00:18:17,691 I mean, look. 269 00:18:17,732 --> 00:18:19,030 Oh. 270 00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:20,444 - Where do they get the hospitals from? 271 00:18:20,468 --> 00:18:21,731 - Uganda. 272 00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:23,432 - What about the garden? 273 00:18:23,471 --> 00:18:26,703 The garden is communal. 274 00:18:26,741 --> 00:18:28,334 - I can see a shed. 275 00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:29,639 Whose is the shed? 276 00:18:29,678 --> 00:18:31,579 - It's the gardener's, he comes once a week. 277 00:18:31,613 --> 00:18:33,275 - Can I use the shed? 278 00:18:33,315 --> 00:18:36,979 - You will not be allowed access to the shed. 279 00:18:42,424 --> 00:18:44,393 Okay, well, nice to meet you. 280 00:18:44,426 --> 00:18:45,485 Cheers, yeah. 281 00:18:49,231 --> 00:18:51,325 - It's worse than not having a shed at all, 282 00:18:51,366 --> 00:18:54,302 having a clear view of somebody else's shed. 283 00:18:54,336 --> 00:18:56,100 - The voice-activated light switches 284 00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:57,537 were a time-saver, though. 285 00:18:57,572 --> 00:18:59,200 - Sorry, but that was about as far 286 00:18:59,241 --> 00:19:01,073 from my idea of a home as you can get. 287 00:19:01,109 --> 00:19:03,578 - All right, I don't see you coming up with many options. 288 00:19:03,612 --> 00:19:05,444 - No, sorry, I was just saying. 289 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:09,611 Looks like we're going to have a little bit longer to wait. 290 00:19:38,947 --> 00:19:40,643 - Oh, morning, Lance. 291 00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:43,481 - Morning, Mags, love. 292 00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:28,662 What? 293 00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:36,270 Maggie? 294 00:20:37,138 --> 00:20:38,138 Is that you? 295 00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:42,070 - Hello, love. 296 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:45,171 Sorry, you looked tired, you were yawning. 297 00:20:45,213 --> 00:20:47,512 I'm just having a little bath. 298 00:20:47,549 --> 00:20:49,313 It's all right, isn't it? 299 00:20:49,351 --> 00:20:50,351 - Uh, yes. 300 00:20:51,553 --> 00:20:55,684 What you doing here, Maggie? 301 00:20:56,925 --> 00:20:59,485 What are you doing here? 302 00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:02,520 - Oh, Lance, it was awful. 303 00:21:02,564 --> 00:21:04,396 He turned out to be a real knob. 304 00:21:04,432 --> 00:21:05,400 - A wanker, yes. 305 00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:07,095 - He fooled everyone. 306 00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,433 - Well. 307 00:21:08,470 --> 00:21:10,632 - How could I have been so stupid? 308 00:21:10,672 --> 00:21:14,803 I couldn't see past his, his broad chest and manly arms. 309 00:21:17,011 --> 00:21:18,877 - Must have been hard to. 310 00:21:18,913 --> 00:21:21,678 - You know that Tracey Ullman song, Fast Car? 311 00:21:21,716 --> 00:21:23,116 - Tracy Chapman, yeah. 312 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,380 - It was like that. 313 00:21:24,419 --> 00:21:26,149 I had a job that paid all our bills, 314 00:21:26,187 --> 00:21:28,247 he stayed out late drinking at the bar. 315 00:21:28,289 --> 00:21:30,918 It was exactly like that song. 316 00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:33,554 Except he didn't have a fast car. 317 00:21:33,595 --> 00:21:35,086 He had a Toyota Yaris. 318 00:21:35,130 --> 00:21:36,359 - Average. 319 00:21:36,398 --> 00:21:38,765 Listen, Maggie, you can't stay here. 320 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,031 - Oh, it'll only be for a few nights. 321 00:21:41,069 --> 00:21:43,004 Your daughter's away, I can have her room. 322 00:21:43,037 --> 00:21:44,562 - But I've got a girlfriend. 323 00:21:44,606 --> 00:21:46,006 - Have you? 324 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,032 Oh, ain't that nice? 325 00:21:48,076 --> 00:21:50,102 You deserve it, Lance. 326 00:21:50,145 --> 00:21:52,512 - She's supposed to be staying the weekend. 327 00:21:52,547 --> 00:21:54,743 - I'll be quiet as a mouse. 328 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:06,660 - Voicemail. 329 00:22:08,763 --> 00:22:10,254 Oh, hi, love. 330 00:22:10,298 --> 00:22:14,633 Ah, sorry, bad timing, you'll be driving to work. 331 00:22:14,669 --> 00:22:17,104 Anyway, I just wanted to tell you, 332 00:22:17,138 --> 00:22:20,597 Kate's decided she's not going away this weekend. 333 00:22:20,642 --> 00:22:22,975 I offered her to take my car, but she's got 334 00:22:23,011 --> 00:22:26,470 a stinking cold and she's all tucked up. 335 00:22:26,514 --> 00:22:28,710 So, uh, maybe next weekend? 336 00:22:30,318 --> 00:22:34,585 Anyway, give us a call when you get this message. 337 00:22:34,622 --> 00:22:35,622 Bye. 338 00:22:37,525 --> 00:22:39,050 Airplane mode, set. 339 00:22:44,466 --> 00:22:46,332 - Slippery slope, mate. 340 00:22:47,735 --> 00:22:48,930 Slippery slope. 341 00:24:17,158 --> 00:24:18,158 - Andy! 342 00:24:59,934 --> 00:25:01,664 Got any AA batteries? 343 00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:03,735 - What's that? 344 00:25:03,771 --> 00:25:05,239 - Batteries, double A? 345 00:25:05,273 --> 00:25:07,299 - Front pocket of my bag. 346 00:25:07,342 --> 00:25:09,119 You may want to come and have a look at this. 347 00:25:09,143 --> 00:25:10,941 - What you got, Roman? 348 00:25:12,947 --> 00:25:14,381 - Come and see. 349 00:25:14,415 --> 00:25:16,145 - Tell me you've not found gold? 350 00:25:16,184 --> 00:25:17,208 You're acting strangely. 351 00:25:17,251 --> 00:25:18,378 Have you found gold? 352 00:25:18,419 --> 00:25:21,821 - Maybe I have, maybe I haven't. 353 00:25:24,425 --> 00:25:25,425 No. 354 00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:26,460 - What? 355 00:25:31,666 --> 00:25:32,666 - No! 356 00:25:41,175 --> 00:25:42,175 No, no, no! 357 00:25:43,011 --> 00:25:44,011 Ah! 358 00:25:45,313 --> 00:25:46,611 Oh, no. 359 00:25:46,648 --> 00:25:49,015 I didn't even touch it, I haven't picked it up. 360 00:25:49,050 --> 00:25:51,610 I wanted to take a photo of it in situ. 361 00:25:51,653 --> 00:25:54,817 Did you see the glint of gold as it flew away? 362 00:25:54,856 --> 00:25:55,789 Did you see it? 363 00:25:55,823 --> 00:25:57,348 - Well, I saw a glint. 364 00:25:57,392 --> 00:25:59,725 To be honest, it looked more silver in the light. 365 00:25:59,761 --> 00:26:01,059 - You take that back. 366 00:26:01,095 --> 00:26:02,563 - Or copper alloy. 367 00:26:03,998 --> 00:26:05,762 - It was gold. 368 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,800 Oh. 369 00:26:12,974 --> 00:26:16,274 - Just swooped down in one movement, and then it was away, 370 00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:18,336 over the trees, never to be seen again. 371 00:26:18,379 --> 00:26:19,779 Right in front of your eyes? 372 00:26:19,814 --> 00:26:21,282 - Right in front of our eyes. - Huh! 373 00:26:21,315 --> 00:26:22,874 - Hang on, hang on. 374 00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:25,045 Why are you telling all this with such glee? 375 00:26:25,086 --> 00:26:25,917 - I'm not. 376 00:26:25,953 --> 00:26:27,512 - Yes, you are. 377 00:26:27,555 --> 00:26:31,014 It's like you've become Mr. I've Got Great News. 378 00:26:31,059 --> 00:26:35,520 Mr. I've Got Exciting News To Tell Everyone. 379 00:26:35,563 --> 00:26:39,193 Away over the trees, never to be seen again. 380 00:26:40,568 --> 00:26:42,560 - Incredible to witness that, really. 381 00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:44,902 A magpie stealing a coin. 382 00:26:44,939 --> 00:26:46,965 - At least you got an anecdote out of it. 383 00:26:47,008 --> 00:26:48,476 - I don't want an anecdote. 384 00:26:48,509 --> 00:26:51,138 - Make a nice children's story. 385 00:26:51,179 --> 00:26:53,239 The Tale Of The Magpie. 386 00:26:53,281 --> 00:26:54,647 - I want a gold coin. 387 00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:56,378 - And The Greedy Man. 388 00:26:57,919 --> 00:26:59,319 - What was it, the coin? 389 00:26:59,353 --> 00:27:00,787 - Septimius Severus, I think, 390 00:27:00,822 --> 00:27:03,189 but I didn't even see the obverse. 391 00:27:03,224 --> 00:27:04,385 I didn't touch it. 392 00:27:04,425 --> 00:27:05,950 - Well, I don't think you'll be 393 00:27:05,993 --> 00:27:08,895 seeing that again, in my experience. 394 00:27:08,930 --> 00:27:11,263 - And what is your experience of this, Russell? 395 00:27:11,299 --> 00:27:13,632 I'm sorry to snap, mate, but what experience 396 00:27:13,668 --> 00:27:16,069 have you had of this sort of thing? 397 00:27:16,104 --> 00:27:17,902 - Lost a Frisbee once. 398 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,905 Did you check your hole? 399 00:27:21,943 --> 00:27:24,572 - Oh, it wasn't in the hole, Hugh. 400 00:27:24,612 --> 00:27:26,740 I told you, it came out in the plug. 401 00:27:26,781 --> 00:27:29,808 - I know, but you did check the hole? 402 00:27:31,285 --> 00:27:35,620 - You did check your hole, didn't you, Lance? 403 00:27:35,656 --> 00:27:38,626 - Well, I was in shock, I, I didn't. 404 00:27:40,228 --> 00:27:42,129 We just ran away, we... 405 00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:47,396 Oh, I gotta take this. 406 00:27:47,435 --> 00:27:48,801 - How many times? 407 00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:50,998 Always check your hole! 408 00:27:51,038 --> 00:27:53,439 I mean, if that is a burial, like you think, 409 00:27:53,474 --> 00:27:54,999 and there's bits of burnt pot, 410 00:27:55,042 --> 00:27:56,704 there could be more gold down there. 411 00:27:56,744 --> 00:27:58,804 - I know, I can't believe he didn't check. 412 00:27:58,846 --> 00:28:00,678 - Well, you need to get down there 413 00:28:00,715 --> 00:28:02,547 first thing, secure the permission. 414 00:28:02,583 --> 00:28:03,881 You should camp out. 415 00:28:03,918 --> 00:28:06,547 - Yeah, well, I mean, I would, but I don't think 416 00:28:06,587 --> 00:28:08,579 Lance has ever camped in his life. 417 00:28:08,623 --> 00:28:12,151 He likes his creature comforts too much. 418 00:28:12,193 --> 00:28:13,320 - Hello, Mags? 419 00:28:14,395 --> 00:28:15,727 You all right? 420 00:28:15,763 --> 00:28:17,129 - Hello, love. 421 00:28:17,165 --> 00:28:19,293 Now, listen, I found a bottle. 422 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:20,699 Hope you don't mind. 423 00:28:20,735 --> 00:28:22,067 I've already had a glass, 424 00:28:22,103 --> 00:28:24,299 but I don't want to get too giggly. 425 00:28:24,338 --> 00:28:25,338 Oh! 426 00:28:26,174 --> 00:28:28,405 What time will you be back? 427 00:28:30,278 --> 00:28:32,213 - Anyone got a tent? 428 00:28:32,246 --> 00:28:34,545 I reckon we should camp out. 429 00:28:36,851 --> 00:28:38,080 Ah! 430 00:28:38,119 --> 00:28:40,418 That's Orion, look. 431 00:28:40,454 --> 00:28:42,082 And that's his belt. 432 00:28:43,157 --> 00:28:45,183 One, two, three in a row. 433 00:28:48,229 --> 00:28:49,959 You see that? 434 00:28:49,997 --> 00:28:51,226 - Mate, I'm not five. 435 00:28:51,265 --> 00:28:53,757 I know what Orion looks like. 436 00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:57,932 Show me another constellation, then I'll be impressed. 437 00:29:02,076 --> 00:29:04,443 You're looking for the Plough, aren't you? 438 00:29:04,478 --> 00:29:05,478 - Yeah.