1 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,817 - What's this, metal detecting, are you? 2 00:00:19,856 --> 00:00:20,856 - Oh. 3 00:00:22,358 --> 00:00:24,418 Pardon? - Metal detecting? 4 00:00:26,529 --> 00:00:28,828 - That's right. - Found anything? 5 00:00:28,865 --> 00:00:30,629 - Ah, bits and bobs. 6 00:00:30,666 --> 00:00:32,294 - Oh, good luck. 7 00:00:32,335 --> 00:00:34,668 Maybe you'll strike gold. - Yes. 8 00:00:34,704 --> 00:00:35,704 See ya! 9 00:00:46,149 --> 00:00:47,149 - Hello. 10 00:00:49,385 --> 00:00:51,650 Looking for treasure? 11 00:00:51,687 --> 00:00:53,986 - Something like that. - What have you found? 12 00:00:54,023 --> 00:00:55,616 - Oh, bits and pieces. 13 00:00:55,658 --> 00:00:56,751 - No gold? 14 00:00:56,793 --> 00:00:57,988 - Nope. 15 00:00:58,027 --> 00:01:00,258 - Well, fingers crossed. - Yeah. 16 00:01:00,296 --> 00:01:01,296 See ya. 17 00:01:04,801 --> 00:01:07,532 - All right? - This is a problem. 18 00:01:07,570 --> 00:01:09,835 It's a public footpath, there's bloody ramblers 19 00:01:09,872 --> 00:01:11,932 coming by asking the same questions all the time. 20 00:01:11,974 --> 00:01:15,035 - Oh, here come some more. 21 00:01:15,078 --> 00:01:17,411 - Ah, metal detectors. 22 00:01:17,447 --> 00:01:20,383 We had a metal detector once, didn't we, Rosemary? 23 00:01:20,416 --> 00:01:22,544 - It's still in the garage. 24 00:01:22,585 --> 00:01:24,076 - Is that so? 25 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,555 - Have you found any gold? - Oh, Jesus. 26 00:01:26,589 --> 00:01:28,114 - Pardon? - No, no, no gold. 27 00:01:28,157 --> 00:01:29,420 No, no, no, no. 28 00:01:29,459 --> 00:01:32,793 - Fingers crossed. - Fingers crossed, yeah. 29 00:01:32,829 --> 00:01:36,994 Uh, tell me, how many more of you are coming through? 30 00:01:37,033 --> 00:01:38,092 - Of us? 31 00:01:38,134 --> 00:01:40,103 About 50 today, I think. 32 00:01:47,844 --> 00:01:49,312 - Call it a day? 33 00:01:49,345 --> 00:01:50,643 - Probably best. 34 00:02:01,257 --> 00:02:06,321 ♪ Will you search through the lonely earth for me ♪ 35 00:02:06,362 --> 00:02:11,096 ♪ Climb through the briar and bramble ♪ 36 00:02:11,134 --> 00:02:14,104 ♪ I'll be your treasure ♪ 37 00:02:14,137 --> 00:02:16,538 Mate, that was a good couple of hours. 38 00:02:16,572 --> 00:02:18,438 - Were you getting good stuff? 39 00:02:18,474 --> 00:02:19,474 Me, too. 40 00:02:20,943 --> 00:02:23,208 Bloody ramblers notwithstanding. 41 00:02:23,246 --> 00:02:25,681 - It's all Roman, nothing spectacular, but, 42 00:02:25,715 --> 00:02:28,480 five of these little bronzes, and that's part of something. 43 00:02:28,518 --> 00:02:30,111 Not sure what. 44 00:02:30,153 --> 00:02:31,553 - Same here. 45 00:02:31,587 --> 00:02:33,249 Roman grots. 46 00:02:33,289 --> 00:02:34,985 Four or five of them. 47 00:02:36,359 --> 00:02:37,936 - How many times have we searched this field 48 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:41,260 and only now it starts throwing up its treasure? 49 00:02:41,297 --> 00:02:43,766 Six weeks' time, this'll be solar panels 50 00:02:43,799 --> 00:02:46,166 as far as the eye can see. 51 00:02:46,202 --> 00:02:48,603 - Less than six weeks. 52 00:02:48,638 --> 00:02:51,198 - Doesn't exactly make your heart sing, does it? 53 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,208 - Oh, well. 54 00:02:52,241 --> 00:02:54,233 Sic biscuitus deteriatum. 55 00:02:55,845 --> 00:02:57,575 See University Challenge last night? 56 00:02:57,613 --> 00:02:58,613 - Yeah. 57 00:02:59,682 --> 00:03:01,947 - What three letter generic name is given 58 00:03:01,984 --> 00:03:04,044 to the bird family Paridae? 59 00:03:04,086 --> 00:03:05,952 - Bzz! - Balliol, Potts. 60 00:03:05,988 --> 00:03:08,287 - Tit. - Tit is correct, yes! 61 00:03:10,026 --> 00:03:11,392 Classic. 62 00:03:12,562 --> 00:03:14,793 Hello, there! 63 00:03:14,830 --> 00:03:16,696 Speaking of tits. 64 00:03:19,368 --> 00:03:20,563 - Hello, there. 65 00:03:22,605 --> 00:03:26,701 - What are you doing here? - Oh, just, uh, passing by. 66 00:03:26,742 --> 00:03:28,267 - You're always just passing by. 67 00:03:28,311 --> 00:03:30,610 You must come miles out of your way to pass by. 68 00:03:30,646 --> 00:03:34,515 It must seem like that, yes. 69 00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:38,715 No, we haven't seen you since your amazing find, 70 00:03:38,754 --> 00:03:40,222 your golden astel. 71 00:03:41,424 --> 00:03:42,568 Wanted to congratulate you, actually. 72 00:03:42,592 --> 00:03:44,356 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 73 00:03:44,393 --> 00:03:45,759 Really fantastic. 74 00:03:47,263 --> 00:03:48,561 How does it feel? 75 00:03:48,598 --> 00:03:49,908 - What, to have a piece with my name 76 00:03:49,932 --> 00:03:52,731 underneath it in the British Museum? 77 00:03:52,768 --> 00:03:54,430 Uh... 78 00:03:54,470 --> 00:03:55,470 Feels good. 79 00:03:56,539 --> 00:03:58,633 - I imagine it does. 80 00:03:58,674 --> 00:04:01,200 Well, congratulations. 81 00:04:01,244 --> 00:04:03,645 Here's to you. - Mrs. Robinson. 82 00:04:03,679 --> 00:04:05,272 - Pardon? - Nothing. 83 00:04:05,314 --> 00:04:07,408 - Is that all you came to say? 84 00:04:07,450 --> 00:04:08,918 - That and to, uh, 85 00:04:10,453 --> 00:04:12,979 wave a white flag, so to speak. 86 00:04:14,624 --> 00:04:17,992 Don't you think it's time we put our differences behind us? 87 00:04:18,027 --> 00:04:20,155 Maybe pool resources? 88 00:04:20,196 --> 00:04:21,425 - What resources? 89 00:04:21,464 --> 00:04:24,093 - Well, our permissions. 90 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:27,297 We've got more than enough land to detect on and, uh, 91 00:04:27,336 --> 00:04:29,771 well, this farm here, it's far too big 92 00:04:29,805 --> 00:04:31,330 for just the two of you. 93 00:04:31,374 --> 00:04:32,784 - If you've got more than enough land, 94 00:04:32,808 --> 00:04:34,174 why do you wanna come here? 95 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:35,787 - Well sometimes it's good... - Duh-duh-duh-duh. 96 00:04:35,811 --> 00:04:38,280 I wasn't talking to you, Paul. 97 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:42,880 - More choice, different topography. 98 00:04:42,918 --> 00:04:45,046 - You don't have any permissions, do you? 99 00:04:45,087 --> 00:04:46,783 - We do. - Oh, yeah? 100 00:04:46,822 --> 00:04:48,051 Where? 101 00:04:48,090 --> 00:04:49,422 - I'm not going to tell you, am I? 102 00:04:49,458 --> 00:04:52,257 Unless you agree to share. - Oh! 103 00:04:52,295 --> 00:04:53,295 Right. 104 00:04:55,865 --> 00:04:58,892 - We have some prime locations. 105 00:04:58,934 --> 00:04:59,934 - Oh, do you? 106 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:06,907 - I know what you're doing. 107 00:05:06,942 --> 00:05:07,942 - What am I doing? 108 00:05:07,977 --> 00:05:09,502 - You're doing a Jimmy waffle-on. 109 00:05:09,545 --> 00:05:12,379 - No, I'm not, no, I've just got an itchy chin, that's all. 110 00:05:12,415 --> 00:05:14,816 - Oh, yeah, I've got a bit of an itchy chin as well. 111 00:05:14,850 --> 00:05:16,614 Tell us about these permissions? 112 00:05:16,652 --> 00:05:19,121 - And now you're both doing it. 113 00:05:19,155 --> 00:05:22,250 You're both doing a Jimmy waffle-on. 114 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:23,953 Aren't they? - Chinny reckon? 115 00:05:23,993 --> 00:05:25,359 Yeah, mm-hm. - Mm-hm. 116 00:05:25,394 --> 00:05:26,919 - No, we're not. 117 00:05:26,962 --> 00:05:29,659 - No, we've both just got itchy chins, that's all. 118 00:05:29,699 --> 00:05:30,699 - Really? 119 00:05:31,867 --> 00:05:32,867 Pathetic. 120 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:35,797 Come on, Paul. 121 00:05:44,747 --> 00:05:46,010 - Spanners. 122 00:06:08,704 --> 00:06:10,263 Kate, are you here? 123 00:06:13,175 --> 00:06:14,837 Kate, can I have a word? 124 00:06:14,877 --> 00:06:16,175 - Just a minute! 125 00:06:22,017 --> 00:06:24,316 Hello, Dad, sorry, I'm running late again. 126 00:06:24,353 --> 00:06:26,049 - Now, Kate, we need to have a chat. 127 00:06:26,088 --> 00:06:29,081 - Dad, can we maybe take this down, this poster? 128 00:06:29,125 --> 00:06:31,526 - What, the tennis lady, why? 129 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,256 - Don't you think it's a bit tacky? 130 00:06:33,295 --> 00:06:34,422 - Tacky? 131 00:06:34,463 --> 00:06:36,591 No. - And a bit... 132 00:06:36,632 --> 00:06:38,624 Well, degrading to women. 133 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:40,863 - Kate, she's scratching her bottom. 134 00:06:40,903 --> 00:06:43,532 - Dad, she's got no knickers on. 135 00:06:44,807 --> 00:06:46,605 - Hasn't she? 136 00:06:46,642 --> 00:06:49,544 - I'm late, I'll talk to you later. 137 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,680 Oh, Dad? 138 00:06:52,715 --> 00:06:54,047 Mm? 139 00:06:54,083 --> 00:06:57,576 - I think there's a squirrel in the flat. 140 00:06:57,620 --> 00:06:58,620 See ya. 141 00:08:01,951 --> 00:08:03,351 - Oh, bloody hell! 142 00:08:03,385 --> 00:08:05,354 Oh, bloody, bloody hell! 143 00:08:06,989 --> 00:08:10,448 It was terrible, I was going from room to room 144 00:08:10,493 --> 00:08:12,587 with a saucepan and a mop handle, 145 00:08:12,628 --> 00:08:15,325 poking under furniture, shaking curtains. 146 00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:17,924 It took me an hour and a half to search the flat. 147 00:08:17,967 --> 00:08:20,232 - And no squirrel? - I didn't find one. 148 00:08:20,269 --> 00:08:22,295 - She was winding you up. 149 00:08:24,173 --> 00:08:25,641 - You think she was winding me up? 150 00:08:25,674 --> 00:08:27,643 - Sounds like a wind-up. 151 00:08:30,980 --> 00:08:33,540 - Well, that's what it's like, chaos. 152 00:08:33,582 --> 00:08:35,642 And she never makes a plan and sticks to it, 153 00:08:35,684 --> 00:08:37,152 so I never know if she's in. 154 00:08:37,186 --> 00:08:38,497 - So where does that leave us if you can't come 155 00:08:38,521 --> 00:08:41,616 and stay with me on my boat? - I know. 156 00:08:41,657 --> 00:08:44,252 I've been looking into remedies for seasickness. 157 00:08:44,293 --> 00:08:45,591 - So have I. 158 00:08:45,628 --> 00:08:48,598 I think you should try hypnotherapy. 159 00:08:50,165 --> 00:08:52,999 - I've always tried to steer clear of the mystical. 160 00:08:53,035 --> 00:08:56,597 - It's not mystical. - It is a bit mystical. 161 00:08:56,639 --> 00:09:01,043 I mean, I'm not afraid of boats, it's the movement. 162 00:09:01,076 --> 00:09:03,602 Hypnotists can't stop the boat from moving. 163 00:09:03,646 --> 00:09:06,411 Well, maybe he can, in your head. 164 00:09:06,448 --> 00:09:08,041 Let me get you an appointment. 165 00:09:10,719 --> 00:09:14,850 - Well, take a brave man to go poking around in here. 166 00:09:16,759 --> 00:09:19,558 Who knows what might be unleashed? 167 00:09:29,838 --> 00:09:33,172 - I don't understand what we're doing here. 168 00:09:33,208 --> 00:09:35,768 Tim, there's nothing down here. 169 00:09:37,580 --> 00:09:39,947 - Let's give it another hour. 170 00:09:40,983 --> 00:09:41,983 - Tim! 171 00:09:44,219 --> 00:09:47,815 Tim, I think you better come and see this. 172 00:09:47,856 --> 00:09:50,485 - Where's this? - Just over here. 173 00:10:03,672 --> 00:10:04,970 Amazing. 174 00:10:06,575 --> 00:10:08,407 You see the flagstones protecting it? 175 00:10:08,444 --> 00:10:09,821 - It's as if it was preserved on purpose. 176 00:10:09,845 --> 00:10:11,746 A layer of sand and then these stones on top. 177 00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:13,271 - Do we know how far it extends? 178 00:10:13,315 --> 00:10:14,759 - Well, at least another four foot in that direction, 179 00:10:14,783 --> 00:10:16,718 but maybe even further. 180 00:10:16,752 --> 00:10:18,118 - Cover it up. 181 00:10:18,153 --> 00:10:19,153 - Huh? 182 00:10:20,356 --> 00:10:22,484 - Get a tarp or something. 183 00:10:23,626 --> 00:10:24,626 Cover it up. 184 00:10:28,831 --> 00:10:29,831 Hello! 185 00:10:33,636 --> 00:10:35,298 Oh, back there. 186 00:10:35,337 --> 00:10:36,635 How are you? 187 00:10:36,672 --> 00:10:37,970 Good to see you. 188 00:10:44,213 --> 00:10:46,682 - It's all there, Becks, it has to be. 189 00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:48,775 I reckon the stones were put down deliberately 190 00:10:48,817 --> 00:10:50,615 to protect the mosaic. 191 00:10:52,421 --> 00:10:53,548 I can see you. 192 00:11:14,610 --> 00:11:16,602 I think the whole floor might be complete. 193 00:11:16,645 --> 00:11:17,922 Honestly, I took off the edge stone. 194 00:11:17,946 --> 00:11:19,312 The mosaic was right there. 195 00:11:19,348 --> 00:11:21,317 It's so beautiful, look. 196 00:11:27,623 --> 00:11:28,522 Oh, weird. 197 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,048 - What? 198 00:11:30,092 --> 00:11:32,152 - I took at least five photos, they're not here. 199 00:11:32,194 --> 00:11:35,392 - Are you sure you saved them? - Balls, where are they? 200 00:11:35,431 --> 00:11:36,908 Oh, it doesn't matter, I'll take some more 201 00:11:36,932 --> 00:11:38,230 when we lift the stones. 202 00:11:38,267 --> 00:11:40,133 - That's brilliant, congratulations. 203 00:11:40,169 --> 00:11:41,797 - Thank you, and you know what? 204 00:11:41,837 --> 00:11:44,306 I saw, at last, some enthusiasm in Tim. 205 00:11:44,339 --> 00:11:47,935 Usually nothing stirs him, but he got quite emotional. 206 00:11:47,976 --> 00:11:50,844 Well, good, it sounds like it's working out. 207 00:11:50,879 --> 00:11:52,177 - Yeah. 208 00:11:52,214 --> 00:11:54,740 Yeah, I think it's working out. 209 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:02,490 He can't make me do anything against my will? 210 00:12:02,524 --> 00:12:04,322 - You're always fully conscious, 211 00:12:04,359 --> 00:12:06,225 just in a very relaxed state. 212 00:12:06,261 --> 00:12:09,129 - So, he can't make me say anything 213 00:12:10,265 --> 00:12:11,824 that I'll regret later? 214 00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:12,867 - No. - Ah. 215 00:12:14,536 --> 00:12:16,437 Nothing specific. 216 00:12:16,472 --> 00:12:19,271 I'm not hiding anything. 217 00:12:19,308 --> 00:12:20,674 To my knowledge. 218 00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:22,200 - Just chill. 219 00:12:22,244 --> 00:12:26,147 - Yeah, I'm just saying, I don't want to blurt anything out. 220 00:12:27,649 --> 00:12:30,414 Do people tend to blurt? 221 00:12:30,452 --> 00:12:32,284 - There's very little blurting. 222 00:12:32,321 --> 00:12:33,812 - Oh, good. 223 00:12:33,856 --> 00:12:34,856 Good. 224 00:12:36,892 --> 00:12:38,622 - Mr. Stater? - Yes? 225 00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:39,938 - Would you like to come through? 226 00:12:39,962 --> 00:12:41,123 - Why? 227 00:12:41,163 --> 00:12:43,359 - For your treatment, I'm Dr. Hoffman. 228 00:12:45,234 --> 00:12:46,234 - Are you? 229 00:12:47,402 --> 00:12:48,631 Is she? 230 00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:51,697 - Yes, that's Dr. Hoffman. 231 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:53,868 - Oh, yeah, great. 232 00:12:53,909 --> 00:12:54,909 Good, yeah. 233 00:12:55,744 --> 00:12:56,744 Let's go. 234 00:13:00,182 --> 00:13:02,208 - Don't be nervous. - I'm not nervous. 235 00:13:02,251 --> 00:13:03,480 - Try to relax! 236 00:13:07,456 --> 00:13:09,925 I want this to work. - Me, too. 237 00:13:23,705 --> 00:13:25,105 - That's it, just take a seat there 238 00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:27,632 and make yourself comfortable. 239 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:28,676 - Oh. 240 00:13:29,945 --> 00:13:34,474 I was expecting, you know, hangings. 241 00:13:34,516 --> 00:13:35,516 - Hangings? 242 00:13:36,718 --> 00:13:39,984 - Uh, tie-dyed wall hangings, wind chimes, 243 00:13:40,022 --> 00:13:43,823 smell of patchouli. - Oh, I see, like a mystic. 244 00:13:45,427 --> 00:13:47,589 - You're not gonna have me doing Elvis, are you? 245 00:13:47,629 --> 00:13:49,461 - No, no, nothing like that. 246 00:13:49,498 --> 00:13:51,262 - 'Cause that's the thing, isn't it? 247 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:55,294 You know, someone says the word "fish and chips" 248 00:13:55,337 --> 00:13:59,172 and I am compelled to sing and dance like Elvis. 249 00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:00,403 - I suppose so. 250 00:14:02,411 --> 00:14:03,640 - Could you do that? 251 00:14:03,679 --> 00:14:05,272 - I'm not a stage hypnotist, Mr Stater. 252 00:14:05,314 --> 00:14:07,681 Can I call you Lance? - Please do. 253 00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:08,843 - Great, so... 254 00:14:10,052 --> 00:14:12,044 The only way this can work 255 00:14:12,087 --> 00:14:16,149 is if you are completely comfortable and relaxed. 256 00:14:29,338 --> 00:14:30,397 So, sit back. 257 00:14:32,608 --> 00:14:36,739 Success depends on you being able to completely switch off. 258 00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:42,376 Trust my voice and let it carry you away. 259 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:45,615 - I suppose it'd be difficult if you had an annoying accent 260 00:14:45,654 --> 00:14:47,179 or a squeaky voice. 261 00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:51,426 - So try and put those sorts of thoughts out of your mind 262 00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:52,689 for a while. 263 00:14:52,728 --> 00:14:54,594 Try to empty your mind. 264 00:14:56,632 --> 00:14:59,158 - I will do exactly as you say. 265 00:15:00,669 --> 00:15:02,137 - Well done. 266 00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:06,232 Just close your eyes and listen to the sound of my voice. 267 00:15:06,275 --> 00:15:07,800 - Listening. 268 00:15:07,843 --> 00:15:11,803 - You don't have to tell me you're listening, just listen. 269 00:15:15,183 --> 00:15:16,183 - Got it. 270 00:15:16,218 --> 00:15:17,428 - You don't have to say anything. 271 00:15:17,452 --> 00:15:20,479 - Oh, I thought you were waiting for a reply. 272 00:15:20,522 --> 00:15:22,115 - No. - 'Cause you hesitated. 273 00:15:22,157 --> 00:15:23,434 - I might do a lot of hesitating, 274 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:26,451 but you don't need to say anything, or worry. 275 00:15:26,495 --> 00:15:27,495 Just relax. 276 00:15:29,131 --> 00:15:30,131 And listen. 277 00:15:46,415 --> 00:15:49,112 So, I want you to imagine 278 00:15:49,151 --> 00:15:53,179 that you are lying on soft warm sand, on a beach. 279 00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:58,122 And it is a beautiful summer's day, 280 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:01,187 and the sun is on your face. 281 00:16:01,229 --> 00:16:05,360 You've not got a care in the world, or anything to do. 282 00:16:07,135 --> 00:16:10,799 You can just enjoy the sun all day. 283 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:13,832 - Sorry, sorry, sorry, I, um, 284 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:18,279 I'm very sensitive to the sun, I burn very easily. 285 00:16:18,313 --> 00:16:20,339 I wouldn't just sunbathe. 286 00:16:22,351 --> 00:16:24,786 Is carpet the same as sand? 287 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:27,312 Could I lie in my flat? 288 00:16:27,356 --> 00:16:28,824 - Yes. 289 00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:32,021 So, you are lying on the carpet, 290 00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:34,757 in your flat. 291 00:16:34,796 --> 00:16:39,564 You are very comfortable and warm, just right. 292 00:16:39,601 --> 00:16:44,130 And you can feel yourself sinking into the carpet, 293 00:16:44,172 --> 00:16:46,801 sinking down through the carpet. 294 00:16:48,477 --> 00:16:50,674 Down. 295 00:16:51,913 --> 00:16:52,881 And the carpet... 296 00:16:52,914 --> 00:16:54,974 - No, no, the problem is... 297 00:16:55,017 --> 00:16:57,418 - You live on the first floor? - I live on the first floor. 298 00:16:57,452 --> 00:16:59,114 Exactly. 299 00:16:59,154 --> 00:17:02,090 So I'm sinking down now into Mrs. Morris's flat. 300 00:17:02,124 --> 00:17:03,558 She's gonna be terrified. 301 00:17:03,592 --> 00:17:05,003 - This is why it works best on a beach, 302 00:17:05,027 --> 00:17:06,586 because you can just keep on sinking. 303 00:17:06,628 --> 00:17:10,360 - Ah, have you got one of those sunshades? 304 00:17:10,399 --> 00:17:14,530 Maybe I could sit under one of those big umbrellas. 305 00:17:16,004 --> 00:17:17,233 - Yes, do that. 306 00:17:18,573 --> 00:17:22,066 - Right, here we go, back on the beach. 307 00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:23,110 Carry on. 308 00:17:25,213 --> 00:17:26,579 Carry on ez vous. 309 00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:40,252 - You were very quick. 310 00:17:40,295 --> 00:17:42,457 - I was out like a light, yeah. 311 00:17:42,497 --> 00:17:44,227 Like that, sparko. 312 00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:45,427 - Really? - Yeah. 313 00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:48,130 No, I feel different. 314 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:51,140 I feel like I don't suffer from seasickness any more. 315 00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:53,836 - Why did the doctor have her head in her hands? 316 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,104 - Did she? 317 00:17:55,143 --> 00:17:58,671 Oh, I think she had a migraine coming on. 318 00:17:58,713 --> 00:18:00,614 Can children get migraines? 319 00:18:00,649 --> 00:18:01,878 - She wasn't that young. 320 00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:04,011 - She didn't know who Uri Geller was. 321 00:18:04,052 --> 00:18:05,850 - Why were you talking about Uri Geller? 322 00:18:05,887 --> 00:18:09,187 - Oh, I was talking about fraudsters in general. 323 00:18:09,224 --> 00:18:11,193 Not her, I was just saying that there must be 324 00:18:11,226 --> 00:18:12,785 some out there. 325 00:18:12,828 --> 00:18:16,287 But no, yeah, I think it's done some good. 326 00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:21,536 What's this? 327 00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:23,835 - That's for being brave. 328 00:18:23,872 --> 00:18:24,896 - Aw, cheers. 329 00:18:27,843 --> 00:18:29,903 Well, better get off to the scout hut. 330 00:18:29,945 --> 00:18:32,540 - Do you wanna stay tomorrow night to see if it worked? 331 00:18:32,581 --> 00:18:34,072 - Yeah, go on, then. 332 00:18:34,116 --> 00:18:37,314 - We can get a takeaway, I'll treat you to fish and chips. 333 00:18:37,352 --> 00:18:38,877 - Thank you very much. 334 00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:50,131 Very nice! 335 00:18:50,165 --> 00:18:53,624 House of Constantine, circa 224 to 330 AD. 336 00:18:54,703 --> 00:18:56,171 That's what I said. 337 00:18:56,204 --> 00:19:00,403 - And this one is third century, possibly Claudius Il. 338 00:19:00,442 --> 00:19:01,740 - I said that as well. 339 00:19:01,776 --> 00:19:03,369 - And all this out of the same field? 340 00:19:03,411 --> 00:19:05,156 - There's something good going on down there, Terry. 341 00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:07,376 We're close, I can feel it. 342 00:19:09,751 --> 00:19:11,379 - What's Russell doing? 343 00:19:11,419 --> 00:19:12,419 Russell? 344 00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:15,589 Russ! 345 00:19:17,626 --> 00:19:20,221 What you doin'? - I'm on my new app! 346 00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:23,096 - Your what? - It's my new app on my phone! 347 00:19:23,131 --> 00:19:24,895 It's a metal detecting app. 348 00:19:24,933 --> 00:19:26,424 It's great. 349 00:19:26,468 --> 00:19:29,461 You can go on different historical sites to detect. 350 00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:32,440 I'm currently on Hadrian's Wall. 351 00:19:32,474 --> 00:19:34,204 - Well, now I've seen everything. 352 00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:36,211 - Oh, here we go! 353 00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:37,712 Good signal, 12.5. 354 00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:48,756 It's deep. 355 00:19:53,995 --> 00:19:55,486 Ah! 356 00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,590 Roman Centurion's helmet. 357 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:00,362 Good condition. 358 00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:02,965 I'm keeping it. 359 00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:13,407 - So, did Andy tell you who's been snooping around? 360 00:20:13,448 --> 00:20:14,472 - Who? 361 00:20:14,516 --> 00:20:16,007 - Simon and Garfunkel. 362 00:20:16,051 --> 00:20:17,644 - What, the Antiquisearchers? 363 00:20:17,686 --> 00:20:21,646 - Didn't they change their name to something ridiculous? 364 00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:23,158 - The Dirt Sharks. 365 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:32,464 - Right, well, there you go, then. 366 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,401 It's decided. 367 00:20:34,436 --> 00:20:37,031 We are no longer the Dirt Sharks. 368 00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:38,199 - What are we? 369 00:20:39,374 --> 00:20:41,002 - Terra Firma. - Yes! 370 00:20:42,611 --> 00:20:45,206 But we're spelling Terra the proper Latin way. 371 00:20:45,247 --> 00:20:47,011 Not the way you want to spell it. 372 00:20:47,048 --> 00:20:48,710 - It's scarier my way. 373 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:51,777 - Right then, new name, new start. 374 00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:54,415 This year, I am determined will be the year 375 00:20:54,456 --> 00:20:58,621 we are finally accepted onto a proper organized rally. 376 00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:02,324 And when we are, I want us to be prepared. 377 00:21:02,364 --> 00:21:06,426 I wanna see the Dirt Sharks... - Terra Firma. 378 00:21:06,468 --> 00:21:08,403 - I wanna see Terra Firma get the best finds 379 00:21:08,436 --> 00:21:09,904 in every category. 380 00:21:11,106 --> 00:21:13,666 Gavin, what are you gonna find? 381 00:21:16,845 --> 00:21:18,905 - James I, hammered groat. 382 00:21:18,947 --> 00:21:20,381 Is it real? 383 00:21:20,415 --> 00:21:22,646 - I think so, I got it on eBay. 384 00:21:22,684 --> 00:21:24,152 - How deep will it be? 385 00:21:24,185 --> 00:21:25,380 - Four, five inches? 386 00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:26,251 - Reading? 387 00:21:26,288 --> 00:21:28,883 - 53, a bit scratchy. 388 00:21:28,923 --> 00:21:30,357 - Nice. 389 00:21:30,392 --> 00:21:31,392 Michael? 390 00:21:37,866 --> 00:21:39,698 Be realistic. 391 00:21:39,734 --> 00:21:43,432 - So I said, "If that turns out to be the case, 392 00:21:43,471 --> 00:21:46,373 "I will change my name by deed poll 393 00:21:47,709 --> 00:21:49,405 "to Belinda Carlisle." 394 00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:57,414 - What a wonderful story! 395 00:21:57,452 --> 00:22:00,183 - True as I'm sitting here now! 396 00:22:00,221 --> 00:22:04,989 - That restores your faith in humanity, doesn't it? 397 00:22:05,026 --> 00:22:06,688 - Another cup of tea, Belinda? 398 00:22:09,831 --> 00:22:11,459 - There she goes. 399 00:22:11,499 --> 00:22:12,499 You know. 400 00:22:14,002 --> 00:22:16,471 She has got the timing of Ken Dodd, that one. 401 00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:19,201 - I'll give you that one, Sheila! 402 00:22:20,608 --> 00:22:23,237 We have a laugh, don't we, eh? 403 00:22:38,026 --> 00:22:39,026 - You idiot! 404 00:22:41,262 --> 00:22:43,128 How can you get it so wrong? 405 00:22:43,164 --> 00:22:44,496 - I just thought. 406 00:22:44,532 --> 00:22:45,363 - What? 407 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,868 What? 408 00:22:46,901 --> 00:22:48,529 - It doesn't matter. 409 00:22:50,138 --> 00:22:52,767 - Why don't you think before you open your mouth? 410 00:22:52,807 --> 00:22:53,807 - Knobhead. 411 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,948 - Well, we've had a very busy week. 412 00:23:04,386 --> 00:23:06,685 After a typically infuriating encounter 413 00:23:06,721 --> 00:23:09,919 with those two goons from the DMDC, 414 00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:13,986 Paul and I decided to drop in on the landowner, 415 00:23:14,028 --> 00:23:16,930 see if we couldn't... - Butter him up. 416 00:23:16,965 --> 00:23:19,764 - Curry favor, I was going to say. 417 00:23:22,604 --> 00:23:24,573 And the information he gave us was... 418 00:23:24,606 --> 00:23:25,733 - Weapons grade. 419 00:23:25,774 --> 00:23:29,472 - Can you stop interrupting, please? 420 00:23:29,511 --> 00:23:31,707 Turns out the church farm has been acquired 421 00:23:31,746 --> 00:23:34,011 by a solar energy company. 422 00:23:34,048 --> 00:23:35,593 They're due to start converting the land 423 00:23:35,617 --> 00:23:37,882 in just under five weeks. 424 00:23:37,919 --> 00:23:40,150 - So, did he give you permission? 425 00:23:40,188 --> 00:23:41,486 - He didn't, no. 426 00:23:45,260 --> 00:23:48,594 But Photon Harvest Solar Electricity did. 427 00:23:50,064 --> 00:23:51,896 Paul's idea. 428 00:23:51,933 --> 00:23:54,164 Cut out the middleman, go straight to the top. 429 00:23:54,202 --> 00:23:56,967 Offer them a service they can't live without. 430 00:23:57,005 --> 00:23:58,530 - What service? 431 00:23:58,573 --> 00:24:01,805 - Obstruction clearance, farm machinery, unexploded bombs. 432 00:24:01,843 --> 00:24:02,936 - That was my idea. 433 00:24:02,977 --> 00:24:06,175 - I just said it was your idea. 434 00:24:06,214 --> 00:24:09,184 I gave you credit, about two seconds ago. 435 00:24:09,217 --> 00:24:11,516 You don't have to repeat it. 436 00:24:13,822 --> 00:24:16,621 Well, it was when I mentioned unexploded bombs, 437 00:24:16,658 --> 00:24:18,820 and what happened to that idiot Terry Seymour 438 00:24:18,860 --> 00:24:23,423 a couple of years ago, that their ears pricked right up. 439 00:24:23,465 --> 00:24:26,833 And the permission, ladies and gentlemen, 440 00:24:28,403 --> 00:24:29,234 is... - Ours. 441 00:24:29,270 --> 00:24:30,270 - Oh, God! 442 00:24:43,017 --> 00:24:45,077 - Are you the metal detectors? 443 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:47,020 - Are we the metal detectors? 444 00:24:47,055 --> 00:24:49,615 Bloke I spoke to on the phone? 445 00:24:49,657 --> 00:24:50,989 - No. 446 00:24:51,025 --> 00:24:53,358 - Oh, right, we got some. - Some what? 447 00:24:53,394 --> 00:24:55,072 - We've got some metal detectors who can do all this. 448 00:24:55,096 --> 00:24:57,588 So we don't need you. 449 00:24:57,632 --> 00:24:59,260 - Sorry, wait, what? 450 00:25:00,835 --> 00:25:03,395 We've got five weeks until this farm's converted. 451 00:25:03,438 --> 00:25:06,067 - Five weeks till the panels go up, we've acquired the land, 452 00:25:06,107 --> 00:25:07,585 we need someone to get rid of the obstructions. 453 00:25:07,609 --> 00:25:08,853 - What, and you've got your own detectorists 454 00:25:08,877 --> 00:25:10,368 to do it for you? 455 00:25:10,411 --> 00:25:12,556 - They're freelance, they wrote to us, we've employed them. 456 00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:13,980 What are they called? 457 00:25:14,015 --> 00:25:17,452 - A company called, um, Terra Firma? 458 00:25:17,485 --> 00:25:18,953 - Never heard of 'em. 459 00:25:18,987 --> 00:25:20,615 - And when are they showing up? 460 00:25:20,655 --> 00:25:22,681 - Well, I thought they were gonna be here. 461 00:25:22,724 --> 00:25:26,855 I was supposed to meet them, I thought you were them. 462 00:25:33,301 --> 00:25:34,997 - You are kidding me. 463 00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:47,241 - Are you the metal detectors? - Indeed we are. 464 00:25:47,282 --> 00:25:50,719 Terra Firma at your service, sir. 465 00:25:50,752 --> 00:25:52,948 And I can see from our friends' faces, 466 00:25:52,987 --> 00:25:54,922 they've heard the good news. 467 00:25:54,956 --> 00:25:56,925 - It's a sneaky bloody trick. 468 00:25:56,958 --> 00:25:58,392 - Quite the opposite, in fact. 469 00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:01,157 We've been through all the correct channels, 470 00:26:01,195 --> 00:26:04,632 as can be proved with this paper trail. 471 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:06,897 We've been on this farm five years. 472 00:26:06,935 --> 00:26:09,803 - Can't you all do it? I don't care if they do it as well. 473 00:26:09,837 --> 00:26:11,533 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 474 00:26:11,573 --> 00:26:16,034 You gave us the permission, as stated in this email. 475 00:26:16,077 --> 00:26:18,308 - We have the permission of the landowner. 476 00:26:18,346 --> 00:26:19,974 - Overruled, actually. 477 00:26:20,014 --> 00:26:23,246 - Oh, come on, there's only four of you and 300 acres! 478 00:26:23,284 --> 00:26:24,946 Why can't you all work together? 479 00:26:24,986 --> 00:26:28,252 - We gave them a chance to share and they turned it down. 480 00:26:28,289 --> 00:26:29,780 - Why should we? We got here first. 481 00:26:29,824 --> 00:26:31,735 - We got here first, why should we share it with you? 482 00:26:31,759 --> 00:26:33,159 You should share. - Shut up. 483 00:26:33,194 --> 00:26:34,423 - You shut up. 484 00:26:34,462 --> 00:26:36,863 - Jesus, it's like a school playground! 485 00:26:36,898 --> 00:26:38,799 How old are you lot? 486 00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:40,597 Look, we'll do it first come, first served. 487 00:26:40,635 --> 00:26:43,161 Whoever gets here first gets the choice of their field. 488 00:26:43,204 --> 00:26:44,866 - Not fair. 489 00:26:44,906 --> 00:26:46,431 - Oh, all right! 490 00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:48,052 Well, you can all sling your hooks, I don't care! 491 00:26:48,076 --> 00:26:50,170 - Hang on, hang on, wait, I can go along with that. 492 00:26:50,211 --> 00:26:52,271 First come, first served. 493 00:26:59,854 --> 00:27:01,482 - Okay. 494 00:27:01,522 --> 00:27:03,718 - See, we don't have to behave like kids. 495 00:27:03,758 --> 00:27:07,422 - Yeah, but after we've chosen the field, 496 00:27:07,462 --> 00:27:10,899 there is an invisible force field all the way around 497 00:27:10,932 --> 00:27:12,457 and you cannot enter it. 498 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,011 - What if we haven't got our detectors? 499 00:27:14,035 --> 00:27:17,062 - It's impenetrable, impenetrable force field. 500 00:27:17,105 --> 00:27:18,232 - Right. 501 00:27:18,272 --> 00:27:20,673 Now shake hands. - No way. 502 00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:21,708 - Never. 503 00:27:23,444 --> 00:27:24,444 - Childish. 504 00:27:26,447 --> 00:27:28,040 - I know you are. 505 00:27:28,082 --> 00:27:29,082 What am I? 506 00:27:34,389 --> 00:27:35,389 Huh? 507 00:28:50,965 --> 00:28:53,491 - Feeling any better? 508 00:28:53,534 --> 00:28:54,558 - I think so. 509 00:28:56,137 --> 00:28:57,833 - Did it all come up? 510 00:29:02,176 --> 00:29:04,668 - I saw some fish eating it. 511 00:29:04,712 --> 00:29:05,712 - Did you? 512 00:29:07,048 --> 00:29:08,048 - Yeah.