1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,720 I want to be with you, you know that's true. 2 00:00:03,700 --> 00:00:06,780 I know you want me like I want you. 3 00:00:07,820 --> 00:00:10,980 I've told you about it a million times before. 4 00:00:11,740 --> 00:00:15,180 My engine's running, baby, real hot. 5 00:00:16,020 --> 00:00:18,760 Are you ready for deep throat? 6 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:21,820 Deep throat. This fire's burning, baby. 7 00:00:22,060 --> 00:00:23,500 It's uncontrolled. 8 00:00:23,820 --> 00:00:26,740 Don't fight the feeling, baby. Deep throat. 9 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,680 Deep throat. Can you handle it? 10 00:00:36,589 --> 00:00:40,790 Don't fight it. Don't fight it. Fight the feeling. Fight the feeling. I want 11 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:41,790 all from you. 12 00:00:41,950 --> 00:00:45,390 So why don't you just run it baby? 13 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:39,060 Are we ready, Dr. Gross? 14 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:42,360 We're ready. And can we make this snappy? I have a racquetball game in an 15 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:43,360 and a half. 16 00:01:43,940 --> 00:01:44,940 Dr. Johnson? 17 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,120 Yes, doctor. 18 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:48,160 All right, let's get her under. 19 00:01:50,540 --> 00:01:55,560 Okay, my dear. What I would like you to do is slowly count backwards from 100 20 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:56,560 with me. 21 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:57,900 Okay? Slowly. 22 00:01:58,460 --> 00:01:59,660 Here we go. Starting. 23 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:13,980 Ninety -seven bottles of beer on the wall Ninety -seven bottles of beer 24 00:02:13,980 --> 00:02:18,020 If one of those bottles should have to fall 25 00:02:18,020 --> 00:02:23,020 Ninety -six bottles of beer 26 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:41,029 No, Paul. 27 00:02:42,210 --> 00:02:43,210 Now? 28 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,330 Now. 29 00:02:45,890 --> 00:02:49,510 Oh, good. You let me get you drunk so tomorrow you can say you didn't know 30 00:02:49,510 --> 00:02:50,510 you were doing. 31 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:51,790 Hush. I'm not drunk. 32 00:02:52,950 --> 00:02:59,110 I'm happy and I'm ecstatic and I'm giddy, but I'm not drunk. I just want to 33 00:02:59,110 --> 00:03:00,390 love to you, so that's all. 34 00:03:00,770 --> 00:03:02,090 And hate me in the morning. 35 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,530 Well, if you want me to, I will. 36 00:03:06,570 --> 00:03:07,570 Listen, Laura. 37 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:10,000 I love you like I never loved anybody before. 38 00:03:11,460 --> 00:03:14,060 And I don't want to take the chance of messing up everything you mean to me. 39 00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:19,940 Well, I'm not ready to get serious. You know that, Paul. But, you know, I'm just 40 00:03:19,940 --> 00:03:22,000 too young and wild. You know? 41 00:03:22,460 --> 00:03:25,700 But I just decided that I want to make love to you. 42 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:29,140 Now, do you or don't you want to make love to me? 43 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:34,260 We can't take questions. 44 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:40,470 What more do you want? 45 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:42,750 Come here. 46 00:04:33,130 --> 00:04:34,190 Is there something wrong, baby? 47 00:04:37,870 --> 00:04:40,610 I don't know. I just thought it would be funny or something. 48 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:43,850 Do you want to try something else? 49 00:04:45,190 --> 00:04:46,650 No, I want to do this some more. 50 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,040 Really? 51 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:08,880 Yeah. 52 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:12,980 You okay? 53 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:14,060 Mm -hmm. 54 00:05:47,370 --> 00:05:48,370 No. 55 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:29,620 Oh. 56 00:07:59,690 --> 00:08:00,690 Oh, God. 57 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:02,810 Oh, man. 58 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:38,170 Can I help you? 59 00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:40,730 Yes, I'm Laura Carson. You see Dr. Lovelock? 60 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,570 Oh, yes, of course. 61 00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:48,710 If you've never been here before, we'd like you to fill out the standards of 62 00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:50,330 Greek medical history. 63 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:53,390 If you have been here before, just sign in. 64 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:25,280 my feet have been here before well the doctor will be with you in just a few 65 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:28,200 moments he'll be detained for a little while have a seat 66 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,140 Thank you. 67 00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:39,060 Thank you. 68 00:16:56,780 --> 00:17:01,720 time. Told you before, Ramona, that it's not healthy for you to wait too long 69 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:02,519 for things. 70 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:07,220 If that itch persists, call me and we'll take care of it right away. 71 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,480 Okay. Thank you, doctor. 72 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,659 You're very welcome. 73 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,020 You have a patient waiting. 74 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:13,079 Your comb. 75 00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:14,079 Oh, thank you. 76 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:20,040 Give me a couple minutes just to freshen up and comb my hair and send her in. 77 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,200 Okay. 78 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,380 The doctor will see you now. 79 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,700 Hmm. 80 00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:05,120 Well, Miss Carson, apart from an apparent throat infection, 81 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:09,200 you are physically in great shape. 82 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,200 A throat infection? 83 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:17,320 That could explain why I couldn't go down on... I mean... I beg your pardon. 84 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,460 didn't catch that. 85 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:24,500 I mean... I've had some difficulty swallowing lately. A throat infection 86 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,500 explain it, couldn't it? 87 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:30,480 Absolutely. But it was very minor. I didn't see any renders at all. 88 00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:32,720 Have you had these infections before? 89 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,500 No. Just the other night. 90 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,420 I see. 91 00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:41,690 Were you eating anything at the time? 92 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:45,870 Well, yeah, in a way I was. 93 00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:50,410 My guess is that you have laryngitis deviatis. 94 00:18:51,570 --> 00:18:52,570 A laryn what? 95 00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:57,910 You've heard of a deviated septum. 96 00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,670 That's like a crooked nose, right? 97 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,350 Well, close. 98 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:07,770 A deviated septum is an injury or even a small birth defect. 99 00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:13,470 that causes the cartilage in the nose to block one of the breathing passages. 100 00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:16,730 A small operation will usually cure it. 101 00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:21,390 So you mean I have a crooked nose in my throat? 102 00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:23,430 No. 103 00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:25,950 Laryngitis deviatus is rare. 104 00:19:26,970 --> 00:19:29,850 It just means that your larynx is a little bit larger than most. 105 00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:33,770 It is an inherited trait. 106 00:19:34,570 --> 00:19:37,850 If it becomes infected, it swells. 107 00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:40,190 causes some swallowing difficulty. 108 00:19:41,090 --> 00:19:44,950 Unless it gets infected often, I wouldn't worry about it. 109 00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:53,510 Well, it's never happened before, so maybe it won't ever happen again. Thank 110 00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:54,510 you, Doctor. 111 00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:56,130 You're very welcome, Miss Carson. 112 00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,030 I have a sample antibiotic. 113 00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:01,470 Yeah. 114 00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:05,310 I want you to take this antibiotic for a couple days. 115 00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:09,290 If it doesn't clear up the problem, call me back. 116 00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:11,690 Ramona will see you out. 117 00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:43,850 I don't want to get hugged to death my first day here. 118 00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:47,230 Micah, you don't know how happy I am to see a familiar face. 119 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:50,330 Tell me everything. How's Jerry? How's Florida? 120 00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:51,630 Tell me everything. 121 00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:56,290 Well, Florida's okay. 122 00:20:57,070 --> 00:21:01,490 Uncle Jerry left with a bimbo. I miss you so much. I had to come see you, and 123 00:21:01,490 --> 00:21:02,730 the flight was as smooth as glass. 124 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,450 Wait a minute. Stop. 125 00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:07,490 Uncle Jerry left you? I'm so sorry. 126 00:21:08,470 --> 00:21:09,470 It's okay. 127 00:21:10,189 --> 00:21:14,430 He's happy, and it's freed me up to do all the things I've always wanted to do. 128 00:21:15,430 --> 00:21:19,330 But what are you going to do? I mean, things cost money, and you've never 129 00:21:19,330 --> 00:21:20,330 a day in your life. 130 00:21:20,590 --> 00:21:21,590 Oh, that's no problem. 131 00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:26,750 Jerry's rich, and he left me all the credit cards and told me to do whatever 132 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,810 like. Isn't that kind of cold? 133 00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:31,790 Well, I guess it could be. 134 00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:36,030 But I figure if I just sit around and mope, I'll die of boredom. 135 00:21:36,270 --> 00:21:37,810 So my revenge... 136 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:42,080 is that I'm going to outlive him and spend a lot of his money doing it. 137 00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:48,540 Well, I'm behind you 100%. I mean, if you two hadn't raised me after my 138 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:52,900 were killed, I probably would have grown up in an orphanage. 139 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,060 Everything I have is yours. 140 00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:56,420 Don't be silly. 141 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,600 I'll just take the couch for a couple days. 142 00:21:58,900 --> 00:21:59,900 No way, Jose. 143 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,540 I'll take the couch. You take my bedroom. 144 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,860 One thing my mother taught me is to never turn down free offers, so I'll 145 00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:09,100 it. In the meantime, how about some dinner? 146 00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:13,800 I'm sorry. You must be starving. I'll fix something right away. 147 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:15,020 The hell you will. 148 00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:17,920 We're the most expensive restaurant in town. 149 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,700 You and I are having dinner on Jerry tonight. 150 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000 Yes. 151 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:42,650 On American TV? 152 00:22:47,970 --> 00:22:50,550 Deep throat? 153 00:22:52,350 --> 00:22:53,350 Hey, 154 00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:57,290 Hugo! Yo! 155 00:22:57,930 --> 00:22:59,350 Where'd you get this tape? 156 00:23:12,430 --> 00:23:13,430 I rented it. 157 00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:15,350 You want to watch it? 158 00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:19,970 No, thanks. I get the real girls. 159 00:23:20,630 --> 00:23:21,650 So do I. 160 00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:27,070 Speaking of which, got somebody coming over tonight. 161 00:23:28,810 --> 00:23:31,810 Ah, so that's the great plan, huh? 162 00:23:33,590 --> 00:23:39,830 Bring him over here, show him old Deep Throat, talk him into doing it to you. 163 00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:42,490 Voila. Another perfect evening. 164 00:23:44,810 --> 00:23:48,850 Yeah, another perfect... I like your way of thinking. 165 00:23:50,050 --> 00:23:51,470 I hope she thinks that way, too. 166 00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:55,450 So, uh, what do you got planned to do tonight? 167 00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:57,250 Out somewhere. 168 00:23:57,810 --> 00:23:58,970 I got to work till 2. 169 00:23:59,510 --> 00:24:02,790 Oh, that's a shame, you know? I mean, it's a real pity you can't meet Cheryl. 170 00:24:04,430 --> 00:24:05,430 It's a pity. 171 00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:06,770 I bet. 172 00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:09,310 Whoops, I got to get going. 173 00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:12,680 Look. You say hello to Mary for me, will you? 174 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,120 It's Cheryl. 175 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,120 Asshole. 176 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,080 Cheryl. 177 00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:22,660 Cheryl. 178 00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:30,220 Goodbye. 179 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:36,560 Ladies, it's been a pleasure serving you. 180 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,220 I hope you enjoyed your meal. 181 00:24:39,850 --> 00:24:41,870 I'll be back to collect the check in a few moments. 182 00:24:42,070 --> 00:24:43,830 No, no, no. That won't be necessary. 183 00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:51,370 How much should we leave for a tip? 184 00:24:52,730 --> 00:24:54,750 I'd give him just as much as the dinner pot. 185 00:24:55,070 --> 00:24:57,210 Yeah, $150 is not too much. 186 00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:58,530 Yeah, of course not. That's fair. 187 00:24:58,830 --> 00:24:59,830 There you go. 188 00:25:10,890 --> 00:25:11,890 More than generous. 189 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:13,450 Thank you very much. 190 00:25:14,130 --> 00:25:15,130 Thank you. 191 00:25:15,730 --> 00:25:16,730 Very much. 192 00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:23,530 I just gotta keep that receipt. 193 00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:26,250 Why? Jerry's paying for it. 194 00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:28,270 Let him keep track of it. 195 00:25:28,630 --> 00:25:33,070 I kept track of everything I did for 20 years. Now it's his turn. 196 00:25:34,130 --> 00:25:36,730 So tell me a little bit more about that boyfriend of yours. 197 00:25:37,230 --> 00:25:39,250 Oh, Penny, he's not really my boyfriend. 198 00:25:40,030 --> 00:25:43,210 But I think that he would like to be more of my boyfriend, actually. 199 00:25:43,650 --> 00:25:44,790 So what's the problem? 200 00:25:45,870 --> 00:25:49,530 Well, I'm just too young to settle down. I don't want to settle down with one 201 00:25:49,530 --> 00:25:50,530 person yet. 202 00:25:50,690 --> 00:25:54,130 Take it from somebody who's been there. Pick and choose carefully. 203 00:25:54,910 --> 00:25:56,550 Oh, don't worry, Aunt Penny. I will. 204 00:25:56,770 --> 00:25:57,770 I will. 205 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:03,330 Oh, by the way, if we get separated tonight, the key is underneath the rock 206 00:26:03,330 --> 00:26:04,330 the door. 207 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:06,610 Under the rock near the door. Check. 208 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,370 That music takes me back a ways. 209 00:26:12,790 --> 00:26:15,330 Did they have music back in Lithonia, Aunt Penny? 210 00:26:16,170 --> 00:26:18,310 I'll thank you to keep your tongue, girl. 211 00:26:19,590 --> 00:26:22,490 And how am I going to get picked up with you talking like that? 212 00:26:22,730 --> 00:26:23,730 Aunt Penny. 213 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:28,570 Why don't you just call me sis for a while? Maybe I'll get lucky. 214 00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:30,770 Okay, if that's what you want, sis. 215 00:26:42,410 --> 00:26:43,410 Good day. 216 00:26:49,790 --> 00:26:51,030 Don't wait up for me, kid. 217 00:27:09,050 --> 00:27:10,029 Excuse me. 218 00:27:10,030 --> 00:27:11,030 May I have a stand? 219 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,460 I think I'd like that. All right. 220 00:28:34,830 --> 00:28:35,970 Why don't you let me get out of these pants? 221 00:28:36,210 --> 00:28:37,430 It'll make it a lot easier for you. 222 00:29:40,389 --> 00:29:43,150 Oh. Oh, Laura. 223 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,430 Oh, God. Oh, 224 00:29:48,970 --> 00:29:49,970 Laura. 225 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,440 I want to taste a little bit of you, maybe. 226 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,740 Can I taste you too? 227 00:31:33,390 --> 00:31:34,390 UGH! 228 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:28,220 Mommy's inside you, don't you, baby? 229 00:36:27,470 --> 00:36:28,470 He was gay. 230 00:36:28,550 --> 00:36:30,430 What the hell kind of town is this? 231 00:36:31,170 --> 00:36:33,630 Good -looking guys have no right to be gay. 232 00:36:34,730 --> 00:36:36,430 Laura! Are you here? 233 00:36:36,670 --> 00:36:37,670 Laura! 234 00:36:43,430 --> 00:36:47,110 She said to use her bed, and I think I will. 235 00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:52,830 Look at that mouth. 236 00:36:53,270 --> 00:36:55,690 Jesus. I wonder if I can do that. 237 00:36:55,930 --> 00:36:56,930 Do you think? 238 00:36:59,799 --> 00:37:01,140 No, you can't do that. 239 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:07,060 What do you mean? You know, I'm adventuresome. I mean, if I was given a 240 00:37:07,140 --> 00:37:09,080 I think I might be able to do it. 241 00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:13,180 No, you... Really? 242 00:37:13,380 --> 00:37:14,380 You think you could do that? 243 00:37:15,180 --> 00:37:16,920 Yeah, you're right. I probably couldn't. 244 00:37:17,660 --> 00:37:23,240 No, no. You might be able to do it if you wanted to try it anyway. 245 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,180 If I wanted to try it. 246 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:26,760 Well, I'm... 247 00:37:27,550 --> 00:37:30,370 It could be a challenge, of course. I mean, you might not be able to, but of 248 00:37:30,370 --> 00:37:33,810 course you could give it a try and see. 249 00:37:36,350 --> 00:37:38,590 I mean, that doesn't look that hard, actually. 250 00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:42,470 Well, it looks pretty hard. Well, yeah, it looks really hard. 251 00:37:44,010 --> 00:37:47,050 But it's interesting. 252 00:37:47,990 --> 00:37:51,070 It feels interesting from both sides. 253 00:37:52,650 --> 00:37:54,090 I think I want to give it a try. 254 00:37:54,410 --> 00:37:56,470 I think it would low -down you give it a try. 255 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,920 You can, son. 256 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:06,160 You think you can, huh? 257 00:38:07,540 --> 00:38:08,800 Wouldn't you like to find out? 258 00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:11,540 I'll make you a bet. 259 00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:17,320 If you can, I'll do something similar to you for a long time. 260 00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:20,400 But I'm not going to have to pay off. 261 00:38:21,220 --> 00:38:22,640 Why don't you just come over here? 262 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,360 Yeah? 263 00:38:29,290 --> 00:38:30,290 What do you say? 264 00:38:31,630 --> 00:38:33,130 Oh, goodness gracious. 265 00:38:35,570 --> 00:38:40,410 I'm going to take these off now. Yes, ma 'am. I certainly will. 266 00:40:33,450 --> 00:40:34,450 Yeah. 267 00:46:08,009 --> 00:46:09,730 Laura. Laura. 268 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,340 He who has a taste is lost. 269 00:47:47,759 --> 00:47:49,880 There. Don't be frightened. 270 00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:51,580 It's Paul. 271 00:47:52,820 --> 00:47:55,620 I couldn't stop thinking about the other night. 272 00:47:57,860 --> 00:47:59,620 What are you doing in my bed? 273 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,540 I had to come over for some more. 274 00:48:05,620 --> 00:48:07,280 If you want me to go, I will. 275 00:48:08,380 --> 00:48:09,380 I will. 276 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:28,430 No, I don't think so. 277 00:48:29,690 --> 00:48:31,050 Oh, please. 278 00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:27,220 Oh, I like. 279 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:28,600 Oh, come on. 280 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,200 Oh, yeah. 281 00:50:32,260 --> 00:50:33,460 Oh, deep throat, my God. 282 00:50:35,140 --> 00:50:36,600 Swallow, I like, you know, I like. 283 00:50:37,940 --> 00:50:38,940 Oh. 284 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,280 Oh. 285 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:41,920 Oh, baby, yeah. 286 00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:43,700 Oh. 287 00:52:44,780 --> 00:52:46,240 I'm just tired. I'm just sleepy. 288 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,400 I'm just really tired, baby. 289 00:54:39,950 --> 00:54:40,950 What are you doing here? 290 00:54:41,590 --> 00:54:42,990 Will you cut the act, Penny? 291 00:54:43,670 --> 00:54:45,590 He's the one who has him explaining to DuPaul. 292 00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:52,850 Oh, Laura, give me a couple minutes, baby. 293 00:54:57,830 --> 00:54:58,890 What are you doing here? 294 00:54:59,090 --> 00:55:00,090 What are you doing in Laura's bed? 295 00:55:02,290 --> 00:55:06,770 So, you never told him who you were and he never noticed the difference? 296 00:55:07,510 --> 00:55:08,510 Never. 297 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:10,560 This isn't fair. 298 00:55:10,900 --> 00:55:11,900 I was drunk. 299 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:13,640 I've only done it with you once. 300 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,540 How am I supposed to tell the difference? 301 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:20,040 Well, I guess we're just going to have to practice a little bit more, huh? 302 00:55:22,180 --> 00:55:24,500 I'm sure, I guess. 303 00:55:25,620 --> 00:55:28,700 Paul, why don't you get out of here? Me and Penny have things to talk about. 304 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:31,280 Yes, ma 'am. 305 00:55:31,940 --> 00:55:33,660 Can I call you tonight? 306 00:55:34,620 --> 00:55:35,800 Well, maybe. 307 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,960 Nice, Laura. And he's got such a big sausage. 308 00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:51,620 Oh, I don't notice such things. 309 00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:56,160 Like hell you don't. I saw the way you looked at that man who asked you to 310 00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,160 dance. 311 00:55:57,220 --> 00:56:02,000 Speaking of dancing, the last time I saw you, you were with some light -footed 312 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:06,280 wonder dancing around the dance floor like Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire. His 313 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,120 feet weren't the only thing that were light. 314 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:09,620 So were his intentions. 315 00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:11,680 He dumped you? 316 00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:13,640 Worst. 317 00:56:13,930 --> 00:56:19,030 He didn't do anything to me, nothing at all, except talk to me all night about 318 00:56:19,030 --> 00:56:20,030 his boyfriend. 319 00:56:20,130 --> 00:56:22,010 He was gay? That's funny. 320 00:56:22,290 --> 00:56:23,750 And so good -looking. 321 00:56:24,210 --> 00:56:25,350 What a shame. 322 00:56:26,310 --> 00:56:28,990 Well, at least your evening wasn't a total waste. 323 00:56:29,370 --> 00:56:31,030 Waste? It was terrific. 324 00:56:31,650 --> 00:56:35,530 Paul's a great lover. If you don't want him, let me know. 325 00:56:36,270 --> 00:56:37,950 I do want him. 326 00:56:38,970 --> 00:56:43,230 I... I just, um... Well... 327 00:56:44,750 --> 00:56:48,670 Have you, um... Have what, Laura? Spit it out. 328 00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:51,550 Well, it's awkward. 329 00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:56,550 Um, I've never tried to talk to anybody about their personal sex lives. I 330 00:56:56,550 --> 00:56:59,550 mean... I mean, it's so personal. 331 00:57:00,430 --> 00:57:03,230 So, what is it you want to know if I did with Paul? 332 00:57:05,270 --> 00:57:09,230 Well, did you, um... You know... 333 00:57:12,750 --> 00:57:18,290 Did you suck on his, um, you know... Did I suck his dick? Is that what's 334 00:57:18,290 --> 00:57:19,229 bothering you? 335 00:57:19,230 --> 00:57:21,290 Not just his. I mean anyone's. 336 00:57:21,710 --> 00:57:23,650 Ah, do I give good head. 337 00:57:24,030 --> 00:57:25,190 I'm one of the best. 338 00:57:25,770 --> 00:57:29,570 I like to give it, and guys love to get it. 339 00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:33,330 It makes the rest of it so good. 340 00:57:35,170 --> 00:57:40,390 But, um, what I mean is, do you enjoy it? 341 00:57:40,730 --> 00:57:41,910 I don't follow you. 342 00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:45,900 It's a great part of sex. It just goes right along with it. 343 00:57:46,340 --> 00:57:51,880 No, that's not what I mean. I mean, does it turn you on? 344 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,600 Do I get off on it? 345 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:58,980 Not really, but it gets guys so hot, and that gets me hot. 346 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,900 How far can you take it? 347 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:03,720 Deep throat? 348 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,360 Laura, I haven't found the dick I couldn't take all the way yet. 349 00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:08,680 Why? 350 00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:12,390 I'm... I'm just wondering. I guess I just need more practice or something. 351 00:58:13,110 --> 00:58:17,150 Well, darling, there's plenty of meat out there to practice on, and you're 352 00:58:17,150 --> 00:58:18,150 young. 353 00:59:02,660 --> 00:59:04,060 Welcome. 354 01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:57,760 Oh, man. 355 01:01:19,690 --> 01:01:20,690 Thank you. 356 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,000 Doctor, I thought you said she was under. 357 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:14,760 Not so fast, doctor. These things take a few minutes. 358 01:02:20,340 --> 01:02:21,500 Can we get on with this? 359 01:02:23,260 --> 01:02:25,300 You can't rush an anesthesiologist. 360 01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:32,940 So you say your throat hasn't gotten any better? 361 01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,240 No, if anything, it's gotten worse. 362 01:02:35,980 --> 01:02:37,380 You know, it's so funny. 363 01:02:37,780 --> 01:02:40,050 Funny? A sore throat is funny? 364 01:02:40,650 --> 01:02:42,210 No, not that kind of funny. 365 01:02:44,130 --> 01:02:47,250 What I mean is it feels kind of good. It does not hurt. 366 01:02:48,650 --> 01:02:49,810 It's almost sensual. 367 01:02:50,690 --> 01:02:51,730 Well, let me take a look. 368 01:02:54,290 --> 01:02:55,290 Say ah. 369 01:02:55,510 --> 01:02:56,510 Ah. 370 01:02:58,010 --> 01:03:01,070 Other than a little redness, I don't see anything blocking the passage. 371 01:03:01,370 --> 01:03:02,790 Can you swallow all right now? 372 01:03:04,290 --> 01:03:05,290 No problem. 373 01:03:05,790 --> 01:03:08,310 Strange, I've never seen an intermittent throat problem before. 374 01:03:14,630 --> 01:03:15,910 Doctor, it's happening again. 375 01:03:16,170 --> 01:03:17,250 Well, quickly, open up your mouth. 376 01:03:18,070 --> 01:03:19,070 Oh, my God. 377 01:03:19,130 --> 01:03:22,130 Your throat's so swollen, it's almost blocking off the breathing passage. 378 01:03:23,310 --> 01:03:25,010 I've never seen anything like this. 379 01:03:26,950 --> 01:03:28,750 Doctor, is it going to be okay? 380 01:03:28,990 --> 01:03:30,250 I don't understand this. 381 01:03:30,590 --> 01:03:33,030 The swelling went down almost as fast as it came up. 382 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:35,980 And you say this doesn't hurt? 383 01:03:36,860 --> 01:03:38,480 Have you eaten anything this morning? 384 01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:40,860 No, I came here as soon as I woke up. 385 01:03:42,940 --> 01:03:44,740 I'm going to have to research this, Laura. 386 01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:46,860 Quite frankly, I don't know what I'm dealing with. 387 01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:50,900 Continue taking your antibiotics and I'll call you towards the end of the 388 01:03:51,580 --> 01:03:52,580 Thank you, doctor. 389 01:03:53,060 --> 01:03:54,940 I hope you can cure whatever it is. 390 01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:56,540 I hope so too, Laura. 391 01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,160 I hope so too. 392 01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:29,880 Hello? Laura. 393 01:04:30,580 --> 01:04:32,060 Hi, Dr. Lovelock here. 394 01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:34,560 I'm afraid I have some bad news. 395 01:04:35,820 --> 01:04:39,660 I can't seem to find your problem in any of my medical journals. 396 01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:42,580 Oh, my God. What are we going to do? 397 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:46,860 I've discussed your problem with a colleague of mine who specializes in 398 01:04:46,860 --> 01:04:47,860 disorders. 399 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:49,720 Excuse me one moment. 400 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:54,700 Sprite, we're going to get you an infomania therapy as soon as I finish 401 01:04:54,700 --> 01:04:56,380 phone call, okay? So if you would... 402 01:04:56,910 --> 01:04:59,790 Don't do that. So if you just wait in my reception area. 403 01:05:00,410 --> 01:05:01,410 Thank you. 404 01:05:02,370 --> 01:05:04,530 Um, where was I? 405 01:05:05,090 --> 01:05:06,810 Oh, yes, my colleague, Dr. Gross. 406 01:05:07,690 --> 01:05:11,250 Uh, well, yes, he thinks it's a tumor. 407 01:05:11,550 --> 01:05:12,550 A tumor? 408 01:05:13,630 --> 01:05:15,710 Oh, my God, is there anything we can do? 409 01:05:16,230 --> 01:05:21,390 Well, he, uh, excuse me, Ms. Bright, don't do that. 410 01:05:22,070 --> 01:05:25,390 Uh, he, he recommends exploratory surgery. 411 01:05:27,589 --> 01:05:28,790 Surgery? Well, yes. 412 01:05:29,970 --> 01:05:35,930 You see, it might be benign, the way it swells and shrinks so much. So 413 01:05:35,930 --> 01:05:38,810 surgery is the only way to go. 414 01:05:39,550 --> 01:05:41,050 Surgery? Is that really necessary? 415 01:05:42,970 --> 01:05:48,590 Miss Bright, stop right now, okay? Look, Laura, let me explain something to you. 416 01:05:49,790 --> 01:05:52,290 There's never a 100 % chance with surgery. 417 01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:59,500 And there's always a chance that... Well, there's always a chance that... 418 01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:06,000 Well, Larry said someone's cancer and that... Well, look, you're better off 419 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:09,600 having the voice box removed rather than lose your life. 420 01:06:11,260 --> 01:06:12,260 Oh, my God. 421 01:06:15,420 --> 01:06:20,100 Why don't you think about this for a couple of days and then come in and 422 01:06:20,100 --> 01:06:21,280 talk about the arrangements, all right? 423 01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,870 No, let's... Do it as soon as possible. 424 01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:27,130 The longer I think about it, the more likely I am to back out. 425 01:06:27,910 --> 01:06:30,550 Well, I thought you might feel that way, so I've made arrangements for you to go 426 01:06:30,550 --> 01:06:31,550 into the hospital tonight. 427 01:06:33,410 --> 01:06:34,410 Tonight? So soon? 428 01:06:35,330 --> 01:06:38,310 Well, if we don't do it now, then we're going to have to wait a month, okay? 429 01:06:38,850 --> 01:06:41,410 So look, check into the hospital by 7 p .m. 430 01:06:43,170 --> 01:06:45,430 And look, we'll do this on an outpatient basis. 431 01:06:46,210 --> 01:06:47,330 So you'll be home tomorrow. 432 01:06:50,650 --> 01:06:51,629 Yeah, okay. 433 01:06:51,630 --> 01:06:52,630 Bye. 434 01:06:59,950 --> 01:07:02,190 Miss Bright, you know, I'm going to have to charge you for a double session. 435 01:07:03,870 --> 01:07:06,870 That's all right, but I want twice the medical staff. 436 01:07:10,050 --> 01:07:11,610 Ramona, would you come in here, please? 437 01:07:21,230 --> 01:07:22,230 Yes, 438 01:07:22,790 --> 01:07:24,610 Doctor, did you call me in here for assistance? 439 01:07:25,130 --> 01:07:28,530 Yes, she needs two medical people in here. 440 01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:31,160 Did you scrub up before today? 441 01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:34,380 I'll take care of your Pam in a minute. 442 01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:37,120 She's in a tough case. 443 01:07:39,140 --> 01:07:41,020 Doctor, you should get a bigger office, you know? 444 01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,420 Honey, would you like to sit down for a second? 445 01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:48,120 That's right. You just make your little self at home here. Excuse me for just 446 01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:49,118 one other second. 447 01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:50,120 Here, 448 01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:52,280 let me just pass right over here. 449 01:07:53,540 --> 01:07:54,540 There you go, sweetheart. 450 01:07:55,100 --> 01:07:56,320 There you go, honey. See? 451 01:07:57,380 --> 01:07:58,380 That's a girl. 452 01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:01,780 I can do the first one like this. 453 01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:03,720 Thank you, Rona. 454 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:11,300 Is 455 01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:26,460 she 456 01:08:26,460 --> 01:08:27,640 okay, Doctor? She's fine. 457 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:29,840 the kind of therapies I love. 458 01:11:04,210 --> 01:11:05,610 Oh, 459 01:11:08,170 --> 01:11:09,170 yeah. Oh, 460 01:11:13,370 --> 01:11:22,530 yeah. 461 01:11:31,790 --> 01:11:35,810 Doctor, do you think it would be necessary for me to continue this 462 01:11:35,810 --> 01:11:36,810 with Miss Bright? 463 01:11:36,950 --> 01:11:38,230 Oh, doctor. 464 01:11:39,810 --> 01:11:40,810 Wow. 465 01:11:43,690 --> 01:11:49,030 Of course. 466 01:11:51,230 --> 01:11:53,750 By the way, nurse, if you need me, I'll be in exam room number three. 467 01:11:54,190 --> 01:11:55,190 Thank you, doctor. 468 01:11:55,430 --> 01:11:57,610 And you might check on the front desk while you're out there. 469 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:04,380 And as for you, my dear, let's talk. 470 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:07,280 Would you like to step into my office? 471 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:22,200 All right. 472 01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:42,200 name is Linda Bright? 473 01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:45,600 Yeah. Do you have a very active sex life, Linda? 474 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:46,940 I try. 475 01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:52,040 Do you have a boyfriend? 476 01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:54,300 No, several girlfriends. 477 01:12:56,680 --> 01:13:00,520 Well, you know, Linda, I think I'm going to have to take a closer look. 478 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:01,840 Oh, yeah. 479 01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:08,820 Of course, you don't mind. No, not at all. 480 01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:14,280 You know, honey, I think you're a little more active than you were letting on. 481 01:13:15,260 --> 01:13:17,080 Oh, nurse, what makes you say that? 482 01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:19,060 Oh. 483 01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:22,120 Oh. 484 01:13:24,260 --> 01:13:25,260 Uh -huh. 485 01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:27,440 Oh. 486 01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:29,920 Oh. 487 01:13:30,380 --> 01:13:31,380 Oh. 488 01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:33,880 Oh, yeah. 489 01:13:35,180 --> 01:13:37,020 Oh, yeah. Uh -huh. 490 01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:39,240 Oh. 491 01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:41,220 It feels quite warm. 492 01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:47,460 Turn the temperature just a little higher. 493 01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:56,640 Honey, 494 01:14:04,620 --> 01:14:06,580 do you experience an orgasm daily? 495 01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:08,220 Several times daily. 496 01:14:08,580 --> 01:14:10,120 Several times daily? 497 01:14:10,620 --> 01:14:12,960 Yeah. I need to make a note of that. 498 01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:07,760 Good morning, hon. Why the long face? 499 01:16:08,300 --> 01:16:09,300 Good morning, Aunt Penny. 500 01:16:10,180 --> 01:16:12,460 I'm sorry, I just had something on my mind. 501 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:14,540 So what's on the agenda for today? 502 01:16:14,860 --> 01:16:18,280 Well, I thought I'd make some reservations to go bother some other 503 01:16:18,700 --> 01:16:20,960 You don't have any other relatives, Aunt Penny. 504 01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:23,020 Well, there's always Jerry. 505 01:16:23,380 --> 01:16:26,060 And maybe he's got that bimbo out of his system by now. 506 01:16:27,220 --> 01:16:31,040 I love your outlook on life, Aunt Penny. Don't ever lose it, okay? 507 01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:32,300 Never happen. 508 01:16:32,460 --> 01:16:34,480 Well, I'd better go get packed now. 509 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:39,300 Um, Penny, will you do me a favor and stick around for another day or two? I 510 01:16:39,300 --> 01:16:43,740 have to go on a short trip, and I'd like someone to stay around and watch the 511 01:16:43,740 --> 01:16:44,740 house for me. 512 01:16:44,820 --> 01:16:45,679 Sure, hon. 513 01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:47,760 Does this mean I get to keep an eye on Paul, too? 514 01:16:48,620 --> 01:16:51,120 Eyes only. Keep your hands off him. 515 01:16:52,260 --> 01:16:53,880 Oh, that reminds me. 516 01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:56,560 I was supposed to go out with him tonight. 517 01:16:56,880 --> 01:17:01,080 If I write a note for him, would you mind delivering it to him for me? Be 518 01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:03,120 to. Isn't your trip kind of sudden? 519 01:17:03,580 --> 01:17:05,780 Nothing serious, I hope. I hope. 520 01:17:06,140 --> 01:17:07,580 Yeah, you and me both. 521 01:17:09,300 --> 01:17:10,560 Now, where did I put my pen? 522 01:17:26,340 --> 01:17:28,980 Oh, Penny, come on in. 523 01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:34,680 I told Laura I'd keep my hands off you. 524 01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:38,820 But all bets are definitely off if you keep parading around like that. 525 01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:42,620 Excuse me. I was going to go put some clothes on. I was just going to go pick 526 01:17:42,620 --> 01:17:43,620 her up. 527 01:17:43,820 --> 01:17:47,320 As a matter of fact, I'm going to pop the big question to her tonight. 528 01:17:47,700 --> 01:17:50,920 Your timing's a little off because she's going to stand you up tonight. 529 01:17:51,620 --> 01:17:52,620 How do you know this? 530 01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:54,720 Well, she sent me to bring you a note. 531 01:17:55,780 --> 01:17:58,140 How much has she told you about her past? 532 01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:02,220 Well, that her mother and father are dead and... 533 01:18:02,620 --> 01:18:04,640 She was raised by you and her uncle Jerry. 534 01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:06,820 Why do you have this tape? 535 01:18:08,540 --> 01:18:11,160 My roommate bought that over to seduce some girl. 536 01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:12,720 I guess it worked. 537 01:18:15,460 --> 01:18:18,740 You know, girl in the box has your eyes. 538 01:18:19,480 --> 01:18:22,000 Probably. She was my older sister. 539 01:18:22,980 --> 01:18:23,980 No kidding. 540 01:18:25,380 --> 01:18:27,340 Then Laura's related to a porno star? 541 01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:29,460 Was she an aunt or something like that? 542 01:18:30,020 --> 01:18:31,940 I've kept it from her for so long. 543 01:18:32,410 --> 01:18:33,470 I probably shouldn't have. 544 01:18:34,930 --> 01:18:35,930 Shouldn't have what? 545 01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:38,890 Shouldn't have kept her past from her. 546 01:18:39,270 --> 01:18:41,170 The girl in the box is her mother. 547 01:18:42,430 --> 01:18:43,430 No shit. 548 01:18:44,850 --> 01:18:48,310 Is it true what they said in the movie, that her clit was in her throat? 549 01:18:48,970 --> 01:18:50,930 Well, that part of the movie was true. 550 01:18:51,190 --> 01:18:53,850 The rest of it was just a lot of Hollywood malarkey. 551 01:18:54,650 --> 01:18:57,150 Oh, wait a minute. I almost forgot why I came. 552 01:18:58,050 --> 01:18:59,050 It's the note. 553 01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:10,600 My dearest Paul, I'm afraid I won't be able to make our date tonight because 554 01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:13,580 going in for exploratory surgery at Good Samaritan Hospital. 555 01:19:13,980 --> 01:19:17,140 The doctors think I may have a tumor at the bottom of my throat. 556 01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:22,200 If it's malignant, they may have to remove my larynx along with the tumor. 557 01:19:22,380 --> 01:19:27,100 Hopefully, everything will turn out okay and I'll be back with you in a couple 558 01:19:27,100 --> 01:19:28,019 of days. 559 01:19:28,020 --> 01:19:32,340 If not, remember that I love you. Hugs and kisses, Laura. 560 01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:35,040 Listen, Paul. 561 01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:38,900 I'm going to get really personal with you right now. And I hope you don't get 562 01:19:38,900 --> 01:19:40,820 angry, but it's very important. 563 01:19:42,420 --> 01:19:44,700 What happens to Laura when she gives you head? 564 01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:49,580 Well, she gets all spazzy like she's losing her breath. 565 01:19:50,460 --> 01:19:52,220 Like she's having an orgasm? 566 01:19:53,180 --> 01:19:54,340 Yeah, like she's coming. 567 01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:56,440 Oh, no. 568 01:19:57,440 --> 01:20:00,300 I knew I should have told her. It may be too late now. 569 01:20:00,780 --> 01:20:02,720 Should have told her what? Too late for what? 570 01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:06,280 Don't you see? She's inherited it from her mother. 571 01:20:07,260 --> 01:20:08,260 I don't understand. 572 01:20:09,020 --> 01:20:10,920 There's no tumor in her throat. 573 01:20:11,380 --> 01:20:12,780 That's her clitoris. 574 01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:16,960 When she gets turned on, it swells up and blocks her throat. 575 01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:18,680 That's the problem. 576 01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:26,680 So she's going to the hospital to have her clitoris removed, thinking it's a 577 01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:27,680 tumor? 578 01:20:28,580 --> 01:20:30,120 Oh, Penny, come on. We gotta go. 579 01:20:30,750 --> 01:20:32,810 Wait, don't you want any clothes or anything? 580 01:20:33,070 --> 01:20:34,270 No, we don't got time. Come on. 581 01:20:37,350 --> 01:20:38,390 There it is. 582 01:20:39,010 --> 01:20:40,450 It looks small right now. 583 01:20:40,850 --> 01:20:42,450 We probably caught it in time. 584 01:20:43,170 --> 01:20:44,170 Scalpel. 585 01:20:48,350 --> 01:20:49,450 Yeah, man, where are you going? 586 01:20:49,770 --> 01:20:52,470 Look, nurse, it's very important. The girlfriend's in there. I have to get in 587 01:20:52,470 --> 01:20:53,830 there. It's very important. Please. 588 01:20:54,150 --> 01:20:55,790 Where are you? Please, Laura. 589 01:21:10,470 --> 01:21:13,170 We had a little problem, but I've taken care of it. 590 01:21:13,730 --> 01:21:14,730 No problem now. 591 01:21:22,870 --> 01:21:23,870 What did he say? 592 01:21:23,950 --> 01:21:25,370 I thought he said it wasn't a tumor. 593 01:21:25,910 --> 01:21:26,990 It's her clitoris. 594 01:21:29,670 --> 01:21:32,110 That's what I thought he said. I saw that in a movie once. 595 01:21:32,370 --> 01:21:33,390 Yeah, so did I. 596 01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:34,909 Me too. 597 01:21:34,910 --> 01:21:37,570 With my wife, of course. It was in a seminar I went to. 598 01:21:38,030 --> 01:21:39,170 Purely scientific, of course. 599 01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:40,700 I saw an adult either. 600 01:21:41,140 --> 01:21:42,140 Never mind. 601 01:21:42,460 --> 01:21:44,220 Doctor, examine her vaginal area. 602 01:21:55,820 --> 01:21:56,820 Amazing. 603 01:21:57,420 --> 01:21:58,740 No clitoris. 604 01:21:59,660 --> 01:22:01,820 Amazing. It could be in her throat. 605 01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:05,400 Look, it's swelling. 606 01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:07,840 Her throat is closing. 607 01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:12,100 And watch, it's opening and closing rhythmically. 608 01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:15,200 Aha, there it is. 609 01:22:15,440 --> 01:22:17,440 The clitoris just popped its head out. 610 01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:19,280 Well, I'll be damned. 611 01:22:20,700 --> 01:22:23,680 Quickly, get on the intercom and call the hospital rabbi here at once. 612 01:22:24,860 --> 01:22:26,020 Is she going to die? 613 01:22:26,700 --> 01:22:29,040 No, you idiot. The foreskin's too thick. 614 01:22:29,460 --> 01:22:31,260 He's got to do a circumcision. 615 01:22:48,460 --> 01:22:49,580 The usual Paul. 616 01:22:49,860 --> 01:22:52,020 You know, girl, I think he's in love with you. 617 01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:56,580 Yeah, I do, too. And the next time he asks me to marry him, I'm going to 618 01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:58,600 Will you marry me? 619 01:22:59,220 --> 01:23:03,100 Oh, I forgot to tell you. Paul delivered these personally this time. 620 01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:04,560 Yes, I will. 621 01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:07,460 Hey, don't shout. You'll hurt your throat. 622 01:23:08,100 --> 01:23:11,180 No, the doctor said yesterday it was as good as new. 623 01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:12,800 So what are you still doing in bed? 624 01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:14,120 Just being lazy. 625 01:23:14,540 --> 01:23:17,720 Okay, you two talk. I'm already late for a flight to Rio. 626 01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:22,100 Wait a minute. You're going to be back for the wedding, aren't you? You can 627 01:23:22,100 --> 01:23:25,760 me away, at least. Not as long as I have Jerry's credit card. 628 01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:27,500 Bye. See you. 629 01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:31,360 Bye. 630 01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:33,720 And I cook it up. 631 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:36,200 So, 632 01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:41,100 doctor says your throat's okay, huh? 633 01:23:41,340 --> 01:23:45,640 Yeah, he gave me a clean bill of health, and the rabbi said that it was the 634 01:23:45,640 --> 01:23:47,420 cleanest circumcision he's ever done. 635 01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:50,560 And they said I could do anything I want. 636 01:23:51,380 --> 01:23:52,380 Anything? 637 01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:54,060 Anything. Watch. 638 01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:56,560 Wow.