1 00:01:23,215 --> 00:01:25,932 Why the hell isn't she a smoker? 2 00:01:26,093 --> 00:01:30,352 It has nothing to do with that she is in fantastic shape. 3 00:01:30,514 --> 00:01:33,646 The problem is, that we couldn't find anything, - 4 00:01:33,809 --> 00:01:39,575 - in addition to diluent, there would be something new for her body. 5 00:01:39,731 --> 00:01:43,528 You don't say that? She takes an afternoon nap. 6 00:01:43,694 --> 00:01:46,659 Clap in, Igby. It will probably work. 7 00:02:02,713 --> 00:02:05,477 It's all that tennis. 8 00:02:15,851 --> 00:02:17,938 It's almost six. 9 00:03:35,889 --> 00:03:39,068 - Cheers to Bay State Power. - Cheers to Julia. 10 00:03:39,226 --> 00:03:43,318 - Have you met her? - If she reminds of her sister 11 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:48,653 No, we toast Johnny and Julia, Bay State Power and love 12 00:03:48,819 --> 00:03:50,705 Well, here you are. 13 00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:54,208 You gentle Chinese, there we have Witch and Dumpe. 14 00:03:54,366 --> 00:03:58,672 I've never been up here before. How ridiculous this is. 15 00:03:58,829 --> 00:04:03,005 begins oh? again? 16 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:04,887 Soon. 17 00:04:05,043 --> 00:04:08,057 - You're not really sick anymore. - No. 18 00:04:08,213 --> 00:04:11,807 Not really sick. But not really fast either. 19 00:04:11,967 --> 00:04:14,221 At least not yet. 20 00:04:14,386 --> 00:04:18,858 - When will you feel better? - For the spring. 21 00:04:19,016 --> 00:04:22,978 I'm not fit for winter. All the gray days. 22 00:04:23,145 --> 00:04:25,695 It's so sad. 23 00:04:25,856 --> 00:04:28,240 So what are you doing next winter? 24 00:04:52,007 --> 00:04:53,977 Jason, dear, tell me ... 25 00:04:54,134 --> 00:04:57,064 Are you planning to take a shower? this week? 26 00:04:57,220 --> 00:05:00,400 - What have you? - You forgot last week. 27 00:05:00,557 --> 00:05:04,270 - But I'm not dirty. - No, not as such. 28 00:05:04,436 --> 00:05:08,992 You haven't done anything you can get dirty for a very long time. 29 00:05:09,149 --> 00:05:11,403 But you stink of tobacco. 30 00:05:11,568 --> 00:05:14,534 From your yellow toenails and fingernails - 31 00:05:14,696 --> 00:05:18,409 - for your yellow teeth, for your yellow hair. 32 00:05:18,575 --> 00:05:22,039 - Sorry if it bothered you. - Me? 33 00:05:23,205 --> 00:05:25,376 A piece of cartilage. 34 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:32,350 Not on an empty stomach, honey. 35 00:05:39,429 --> 00:05:41,897 Do you want me to apologize? 36 00:06:09,668 --> 00:06:14,058 Boys, your mother was right to chastise me. 37 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:21,227 Good personal hygiene is one of them the most important principles, - 38 00:06:21,388 --> 00:06:25,694 - a man can live in this world. 39 00:06:25,851 --> 00:06:27,986 Cheers! 40 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:44,078 Then stop consoling him. 41 00:06:44,244 --> 00:06:48,337 You can't be afraid of that a clown. Leave him alone. 42 00:06:48,498 --> 00:06:53,054 Come on, old man. You must! be happy on your birthday. 43 00:06:54,171 --> 00:06:56,888 Now everyone has gone home. 44 00:06:59,092 --> 00:07:03,648 There's no one down there. Now it's just you and me. 45 00:07:08,018 --> 00:07:12,277 It's just you and me, old man. 46 00:07:37,297 --> 00:07:40,145 If Heaven is so amazing, - 47 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:45,555 - how can it be one? damn great sacrifice to be crucified? 48 00:07:50,519 --> 00:07:55,822 Mrs. Slocumb, great to see you again. I hope you have driven here. 49 00:07:55,982 --> 00:08:01,286 There is no more beautiful spot God's earth than Connecticut at Christmas time. 50 00:08:01,446 --> 00:08:05,326 - Oliver drove me down here. - be sure to take a seat. 51 00:08:05,492 --> 00:08:08,292 Yes, and congrats on Oliver. 52 00:08:08,453 --> 00:08:13,673 After all, he stands out as one of Columbia's top freshman. 53 00:08:13,834 --> 00:08:18,425 We take great pride in, that our boys come forward in the world. 54 00:08:18,588 --> 00:08:22,551 But now we have to talk about Igby. 55 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,350 And you talked about 13s! You have failed in all subjects! 56 00:08:28,515 --> 00:08:33,486 Not even in visual arts did you get a 6. Do you enjoy making fun of me? 57 00:08:33,645 --> 00:08:39,529 "The confused womanizer has no idea, what Igby is doing." Did you enjoy it? 58 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:42,576 - I don't know. - What have you? 59 00:08:42,738 --> 00:08:46,332 What are you then? Passionate liar? 60 00:08:46,491 --> 00:08:51,296 - I don't know. - You don't? You little liar! 61 00:08:51,455 --> 00:08:54,753 And where were you when your brother got kicked out? 62 00:08:54,916 --> 00:08:58,677 I was in college. Igby is not my fault. 63 00:09:00,380 --> 00:09:05,518 Did you just think for one second, what does this make me look like? 64 00:09:05,677 --> 00:09:07,729 No. 65 00:09:07,888 --> 00:09:10,605 I won't put myself through that again. 66 00:09:10,766 --> 00:09:15,238 You got your chance. You dumped everything. That's pretty impressive. 67 00:09:15,395 --> 00:09:17,614 Do you know what's happening now? 68 00:09:17,773 --> 00:09:22,162 Do you know where your excellent effort now leads you to… 69 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:25,663 ... little man? 70 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,495 Next private school in line? 71 00:09:30,577 --> 00:09:33,045 Living room inspection! 72 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:37,048 - Damn it! - Second shift is early. 73 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:39,130 Turn off the lights! 74 00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:45,175 - Up in the bunks! - You heard him well! Come on! 75 00:09:46,259 --> 00:09:49,605 Then we turn off the light, Mr. Patterson. 76 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:54,319 Which of the "turn off the lights" Do you have difficulty understanding? 77 00:09:54,476 --> 00:09:56,777 Toad, the spray can. 78 00:10:09,366 --> 00:10:11,288 Toad! 79 00:10:12,869 --> 00:10:16,381 Then turn off the lights, both of you. Up in the bunks. 80 00:10:43,692 --> 00:10:46,657 It's your godfather, Igby. Are you listening? 81 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:50,782 The military academy is the best, that could happen to you. 82 00:10:50,949 --> 00:10:55,090 You get away from your world of luxury and stands on its own two feet. 83 00:10:55,245 --> 00:10:59,255 Boarding schools don't last in the real world. 84 00:10:59,416 --> 00:11:01,919 It's cool, but it makes you cool. 85 00:11:02,085 --> 00:11:05,679 In contrast to your pampered peers. 86 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,678 Shoot! 87 00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:20,317 And Igby goes to the floor. 88 00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:25,449 I guess you got some good friends? Haven't you, Igby? 89 00:11:26,818 --> 00:11:30,615 - Igby has friends. Not too? - Many. 90 00:11:30,781 --> 00:11:34,244 You have him mate with the cute nickname. 91 00:11:34,409 --> 00:11:36,461 Your little friend Toad. 92 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:39,669 - Toad. - Toad? 93 00:11:39,831 --> 00:11:42,216 Toad. He was my best friend. 94 00:11:42,376 --> 00:11:48,010 Then he got to shoot his face off. There we learned to keep the gun in order. 95 00:11:48,173 --> 00:11:51,270 Why didn't the school contact me? 96 00:11:51,426 --> 00:11:55,187 The school took it well. They paid the dry cleaners. 97 00:11:55,347 --> 00:12:01,030 Not because they were obliged to, but because they felt it was the right thing to do. 98 00:12:01,186 --> 00:12:05,825 I believe that certain persons here in the life must fall off along the way - 99 00:12:05,982 --> 00:12:09,993 - for fear and warning for the rest of us, as road signs. 100 00:12:10,153 --> 00:12:12,787 That points where? 101 00:12:12,948 --> 00:12:16,080 To the road to success. 102 00:12:16,243 --> 00:12:21,760 If our father was a sign, it would say: "Watch out! The schizophrenic on a slippery slope." 103 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:25,012 Along the highway of life. 104 00:12:26,753 --> 00:12:31,013 Now for summer should you come and work for me. 105 00:12:31,174 --> 00:12:36,347 Work with my craftsmen on to renovate my properties in New York. 106 00:12:36,513 --> 00:12:40,654 Are you fresh? being taken advantage of by your old friend? 107 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:47,323 - What do you say to that? - Can I stay in your summer house? 108 00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:50,994 - Yes, on weekends. - Then it's a deal. 109 00:12:51,153 --> 00:12:52,955 Excellent! 110 00:12:53,113 --> 00:12:57,953 - When will you be back? - 07:00 tomorrow morning, sir. 111 00:13:26,229 --> 00:13:28,733 Sorry. 112 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:42,083 "I am writing to inform you, - 113 00:13:42,245 --> 00:13:45,757 - that my son, the bearer of the letter 114 00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:50,839 . must use my credit card." - Take a break, Kevin. 115 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:54,386 - Can I help? - I need a room. 116 00:13:54,549 --> 00:13:56,685 Have you booked? 117 00:13:56,843 --> 00:14:00,307 - I think my mother has. - In her name? 118 00:14:02,265 --> 00:14:05,065 - Is that your mother? - Yes. 119 00:14:07,854 --> 00:14:10,654 No. There is no reservation. 120 00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:14,446 - How typical is that. - Do you want to look at schools? 121 00:14:14,611 --> 00:14:16,912 Yes, she had to fly home. 122 00:14:17,072 --> 00:14:20,204 My little brother is a bit of a problem child. 123 00:14:20,367 --> 00:14:23,001 No family without problem children. 124 00:14:23,161 --> 00:14:27,752 - Have you chosen a college? - I am considering them all. 125 00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:31,131 As long as it's here in the Midwest. 126 00:14:31,294 --> 00:14:33,181 Heard. 127 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:39,063 Hi, is Georgie there? Isn't he? 128 00:14:39,219 --> 00:14:43,976 It's mr. Slocumb, Georgies favorite teacher from the military academy. 129 00:14:44,141 --> 00:14:49,147 Who are you? I had no idea that Georgie had a sister. 130 00:14:49,312 --> 00:14:54,995 I'm not in town that long. I live at the 0'Hare Hilton. 131 00:14:55,152 --> 00:14:58,035 What about you? Do you have any plans? 132 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,797 I'm a really cool young teacher. 133 00:15:05,662 --> 00:15:08,248 Why? How old are you then? 134 00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:11,671 Is that right? 135 00:15:11,835 --> 00:15:14,552 You sound much older than 11. 136 00:15:14,671 --> 00:15:17,008 Yes, it's probably the cigarettes. 137 00:15:20,218 --> 00:15:23,600 - May I speak to Mimi Siocumb? - Yes, it is me. 138 00:15:23,764 --> 00:15:26,314 I'm calling from the O'Hare Hilton. 139 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,460 Hello. 140 00:15:47,621 --> 00:15:50,468 How about standing straight, Slocumb? 141 00:15:56,421 --> 00:16:01,974 What exactly is it you think you're doing here, Slocumb?! 142 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:05,481 There were no rooms at the Ritz-Carlton. 143 00:16:05,639 --> 00:16:10,562 I am very tense at the moment because of the problems with Igby. 144 00:16:10,727 --> 00:16:15,283 My son is a drug addict. But you make me very, very angry. 145 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:19,700 I take the trouble to tell you, exactly what I want. 146 00:16:19,861 --> 00:16:23,741 - Half a grapefruit and... - Mimi, won't you... 147 00:16:23,907 --> 00:16:26,624 Get up from the maid. 148 00:16:26,827 --> 00:16:30,707 The super cadet has the big smile on. 149 00:16:30,831 --> 00:16:33,050 Nobody takes him seriously. 150 00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:36,755 No one knows that he has been expelled same morning. 151 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,305 They scream, "Jump out!" 152 00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:43,344 And think! He takes it upside down on the pavement. 153 00:16:43,510 --> 00:16:48,516 You can still see the stain on the pavement, where his skull split open. 154 00:16:48,682 --> 00:16:53,819 Every morning I found that spot. There the breakfast queue began. 155 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:57,822 - Are you having suicidal thoughts yourself? - Constantly. 156 00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:01,197 - You haven't caught the point at all. - Well, right? 157 00:17:01,361 --> 00:17:06,000 It's about I can't stand it that it is so hypocritical. 158 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:09,123 Leave me about my job and take care of your own. 159 00:17:09,286 --> 00:17:13,628 - I'm trying to help you. - Do I need help? 160 00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:16,590 Maybe I'm not a good psychologist? 161 00:17:16,752 --> 00:17:20,346 If you were good then you didn't work here. 162 00:17:20,505 --> 00:17:24,053 I can only do good if you let me in. 163 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:28,726 - History should help you. - How do you feel about the suicide? 164 00:17:28,889 --> 00:17:33,148 I feel like he should thought better of it, right? 165 00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:36,822 - What are you going to do? - I don't know. 166 00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:38,985 Who would you give the pills to? 167 00:17:39,149 --> 00:17:43,658 No. It was improvised. It wasn't very well thought out. 168 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:48,127 I think you are more aware of it, than you yourself realize. 169 00:17:48,283 --> 00:17:51,415 You're an idiot too, so... 170 00:17:51,578 --> 00:17:55,339 - What are you doing? - Don't call me an idiot. 171 00:17:55,499 --> 00:17:58,263 You ass. You must not hit me. 172 00:18:00,545 --> 00:18:04,093 For autumn you're starting yet another school, Igby. 173 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:07,390 Will you tighten up this time? 174 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:14,441 I'll go and think about it a bit. 175 00:18:15,811 --> 00:18:19,903 So you have four doctors who all prints prescriptions for you? 176 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:23,908 - It's practical. - Nobody knows what the others print? 177 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:26,489 I need my pep pills. 178 00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:30,878 They got more energy, if you cut back on sleeping pills. 179 00:18:31,034 --> 00:18:33,289 Then I get tense. 180 00:18:33,453 --> 00:18:38,543 Only because you take speed, which was that candy. Shame on you, mrs. Slocumb. 181 00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:44,593 What have? The patients find themselves in your insolent exhortations? 182 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:48,350 - Do they think it's cute? - Mrs. Slocumb 183 00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:50,432 Step. 184 00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,866 - I'm sick. - Quite literally? 185 00:19:00,022 --> 00:19:03,948 Yes, of course. They have taken samples. 186 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:08,830 It's a nice place to be and have some edges sanded off. 187 00:19:08,989 --> 00:19:13,414 It will be good. But you still have to work for me this summer. 188 00:19:13,577 --> 00:19:17,420 Stay in the cottage with me and Bunny. Doesn't that sound good? 189 00:19:17,581 --> 00:19:19,134 Yes, it does! 190 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:23,052 The reason why Mimi have not been able to 191 00:19:23,211 --> 00:19:26,225 to visit you even if she wanted to 192 00:19:26,381 --> 00:19:29,596 She went to the hospital to get some rest. 193 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:34,149 And then they found something else. Something pretty bad. 194 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:38,945 She is in treatment and everyone is sure she'll be fine, but 195 00:19:39,102 --> 00:19:41,688 Do you know what mastectomy is? 196 00:19:44,441 --> 00:19:47,905 Your house is located down by the beach, right? 197 00:19:48,945 --> 00:19:53,750 It is a contract. Families must be run like companies, - 198 00:19:53,909 --> 00:19:57,622 - where each family member has its area of responsibility. 199 00:19:57,788 --> 00:20:01,964 Children must, when they get older, be equipped with a lawyer - 200 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,759 - and sign a contract. 201 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:09,511 This is the only way to get a good relationship. Bunny and I have a contract. 202 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:14,100 Now that you have to work for me, should we also have a contract. 203 00:20:14,262 --> 00:20:18,569 And that piece of paper is your chance to start over. 204 00:20:24,231 --> 00:20:27,280 You can just take a later departure to D.C. 205 00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:30,325 The worst seems to be over. 206 00:20:30,487 --> 00:20:34,959 I have to meet with him the dean from St. Anthony's, McKay, - 207 00:20:35,117 --> 00:20:38,628 - to plead with him to record your brother. 208 00:20:38,787 --> 00:20:41,255 A mother's duties are endless. 209 00:20:41,415 --> 00:20:46,136 - Is it today, D.H. pick up igby? - Yes. At the rehab home. 210 00:20:46,294 --> 00:20:51,135 It was certainly an investment, that paid off. 211 00:20:51,299 --> 00:20:55,143 Every single week for two solid months I had to hear, - 212 00:20:55,303 --> 00:20:57,854 - how much my son hates me. 213 00:20:58,015 --> 00:21:01,028 His all-time favorite subject. 214 00:21:01,184 --> 00:21:06,322 He was created in a hostile mood and goes through life with hostility. 215 00:21:11,153 --> 00:21:15,957 Ollie, Igby is going to live here this summer with you at Columbia on weekdays. 216 00:21:16,116 --> 00:21:19,710 Then you can both go to a cottage on the weekends. 217 00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:22,753 I'll probably look after Igby all summer. 218 00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:27,174 You actually have been a really bad big brother. 219 00:21:29,004 --> 00:21:31,341 But it's you he hates. 220 00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:36,727 By and large it is, after all, reverse Darwinism. 221 00:21:36,887 --> 00:21:40,268 A situation, where a less developed species - 222 00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:45,023 - is better equipped for survival than the more developed species. 223 00:21:45,187 --> 00:21:49,114 When you think about it, isn't it the other way around, - 224 00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:53,367 - but rather extended Darwinism, if you want. 225 00:21:53,528 --> 00:21:55,664 What? 226 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:09,381 Tommy what's going on? Did you hear that? 227 00:22:09,544 --> 00:22:13,092 We've been out there for Tommy, what are you doing? 228 00:22:13,256 --> 00:22:15,677 - Nothing. - Did you hear the lock? 229 00:22:15,842 --> 00:22:18,560 It needs to be lubricated or something. 230 00:22:18,679 --> 00:22:23,519 - I'll fix that. - Have you seen the young craftsman hack? 231 00:22:23,684 --> 00:22:26,567 This is my godson Igby. 232 00:22:26,728 --> 00:22:33,075 Have you ever heard that name before? You met his brother Ollie the other day. 233 00:22:33,235 --> 00:22:36,118 - How's it going? - Nice enough. 234 00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:43,081 "How's it going?" 235 00:22:43,245 --> 00:22:46,044 "Well". "It's going well." 236 00:22:51,211 --> 00:22:54,011 Is the work progressing, you bull? 237 00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:55,975 Is it going well? 238 00:22:56,133 --> 00:23:00,605 - Do we need this wall? - Over 280 square meters! 239 00:23:00,762 --> 00:23:04,108 There are completely new water installations, - 240 00:23:04,266 --> 00:23:08,442 - so it will be a lot... We have 27 windows. 241 00:23:08,603 --> 00:23:11,533 What are you doing, you little reptile? 242 00:23:12,733 --> 00:23:14,903 See here. 243 00:23:28,999 --> 00:23:32,131 Igby! Hello, darlings! 244 00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:36,135 He is so handsome. 245 00:24:19,007 --> 00:24:23,183 - It's actually not that cold here. - No. 246 00:24:23,345 --> 00:24:26,228 - Who are you? - Sookie. 247 00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:29,023 - Sookie? - Sookie Sapperstein. 248 00:24:29,184 --> 00:24:32,316 Really? Really. 249 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:39,403 - Are you someone's daughter? - Of course I am. 250 00:24:39,569 --> 00:24:43,117 - That is, the daughter of one of the guests. - No. 251 00:24:43,281 --> 00:24:45,666 Why are you here then? 252 00:24:45,826 --> 00:24:49,706 I help with the food. A woman hired us for the party. 253 00:24:49,871 --> 00:24:54,047 Otherwise I wasn't dressed as a skater. 254 00:24:54,209 --> 00:24:58,052 It must be Bunny who hired you. She is my godmother. 255 00:25:00,382 --> 00:25:05,685 No, she really isn't. Her husband, D.H. Banes is my godfather. 256 00:25:05,846 --> 00:25:08,480 Is it a kretek cigarette? 257 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,357 Brilliant. Can I wet one? 258 00:25:14,938 --> 00:25:17,821 No. 259 00:25:20,193 --> 00:25:22,661 do you have fire 260 00:25:25,073 --> 00:25:27,244 And a cigarette. 261 00:25:34,958 --> 00:25:38,552 Rachel you see that you have greeted the boys. 262 00:25:38,712 --> 00:25:42,888 - We have met before. - Rachel is her choreographer. 263 00:25:43,050 --> 00:25:47,854 She rents our commercial premises in Soho and uses it as a dance hall. 264 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:50,398 No, how wonderful. 265 00:25:50,557 --> 00:25:52,858 Boys! 266 00:25:55,062 --> 00:25:58,573 how wonderful it is that you stay all summer! 267 00:25:58,732 --> 00:26:03,371 - Igby, you are ready to eat. - Leave it alone. 268 00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:07,455 - When did you come out of the house? - Two months ago. 269 00:26:07,616 --> 00:26:10,962 I have worked for D.H. all summer. 270 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:14,002 My wife is the family's great philanthropist. 271 00:26:14,164 --> 00:26:16,632 You are especially fond of dancing, right? 272 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:19,888 D.H., turn around. 273 00:26:20,045 --> 00:26:22,631 - Then it's off. - We have guests. 274 00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:26,309 Yes, we have guests. Yes yes. 275 00:26:26,468 --> 00:26:29,849 You two then go to school or something like that? 276 00:26:30,013 --> 00:26:33,774 I go to Columbia, and this year's challenge for Igby - 277 00:26:33,934 --> 00:26:37,647 - turns out to be really funny Catholic school in D.C. 278 00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:42,452 He has tried all the Protestant ones. Mom has revealing photos - 279 00:26:42,609 --> 00:26:47,864 - of the abbot with a mass boy. Otherwise it didn't work. We have no idea. 280 00:26:48,031 --> 00:26:52,871 When I know not my living counsels, I dive into Rilke. 281 00:26:53,036 --> 00:26:56,085 Rilke? It's pure torture. 282 00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:59,878 Every year for Christmas I get "Letters to a Young Poet" - 283 00:27:00,043 --> 00:27:04,433 - with a derogatory statement about, that it will change my life. 284 00:27:04,589 --> 00:27:06,641 Read it before you judge it. 285 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,932 I'm sure. One of them was from you. 286 00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:13,358 My name is Oliver, and this is my brother Igby. 287 00:27:13,515 --> 00:27:15,650 You can't be called Igby then. 288 00:27:15,809 --> 00:27:19,689 It shouldn't come from someone, her name is Sookie. 289 00:27:19,855 --> 00:27:23,069 - Where do you study, Sookie? - At Bennington. 290 00:27:23,233 --> 00:27:26,994 - Ollie is reading neo-fascism. - Economy. 291 00:27:27,154 --> 00:27:30,286 - What is your major? - Bad behavior. 292 00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:34,126 - I have to go back to the bar. - That was my plan too. 293 00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:36,540 See you guys. 294 00:27:40,167 --> 00:27:44,343 - D. H. speaks highly of you. - Captain Karisma is my godfather. 295 00:27:44,504 --> 00:27:48,265 So if that happens my mother something terrible, - 296 00:27:48,425 --> 00:27:53,349 - shall I live with him and Bunny. So you make amber in my possible home. 297 00:27:53,513 --> 00:27:58,982 - Does my presence bother you? - No, I love it. 298 00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:01,861 - I think you are beautiful. - Thank you. 299 00:28:02,022 --> 00:28:05,119 But it pains me, that he drags you along. 300 00:28:05,275 --> 00:28:10,365 The king of the stronghold of morality invites the boyfriend and the wife to the same party. 301 00:28:10,530 --> 00:28:13,579 The wife is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 302 00:28:13,742 --> 00:28:18,084 None of their friends do something to protect her. 303 00:28:18,246 --> 00:28:22,837 They are cold to his hypocrisy. I'm quite fond of that. 304 00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:26,679 Run the line out with your moral hypocrisy, D.H. 305 00:28:30,092 --> 00:28:32,939 - But you're okay with me? - Yes. 306 00:28:33,095 --> 00:28:38,729 If you were to come to town, so take a look at the apartment. 307 00:28:38,892 --> 00:28:41,609 We are done with it. 308 00:28:43,105 --> 00:28:45,323 I know that well. 309 00:29:08,755 --> 00:29:11,934 Don't worry, Mom. Igby is on his way to the airport. 310 00:29:12,092 --> 00:29:15,473 The driver drives him directly to LaGuardia. 311 00:29:15,637 --> 00:29:19,350 Now takes St. Anthony's say lovingly by him. 312 00:29:19,516 --> 00:29:24,440 and by the way congratulations happy birthday, mom. Kiss, kiss. 313 00:29:24,604 --> 00:29:29,860 Sir? It's my mother's birthday. I forgot it. 314 00:29:30,027 --> 00:29:35,330 Is it possible that we could stop for a second on the road, - 315 00:29:35,490 --> 00:29:38,539 - so I can buy her a present? 316 00:29:38,702 --> 00:29:41,585 That would please her. 317 00:30:04,519 --> 00:30:06,939 Can I help with anything? 318 00:30:07,105 --> 00:30:12,029 Hello. Do you remember me? From the stick conservatives' summer party. 319 00:30:13,528 --> 00:30:17,040 Well yes. So what? Come inside. 320 00:30:18,408 --> 00:30:21,374 So you came by A month later. 321 00:30:21,536 --> 00:30:23,707 You have made the room cool. 322 00:30:23,872 --> 00:30:27,135 The room has done something cool to her. 323 00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:30,970 - Igby, this is my friend Russel. - Hello. 324 00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:34,926 - Igby is D.H.'s... - Son of God. 325 00:30:35,092 --> 00:30:37,975 - Russel is just - What? 326 00:30:39,638 --> 00:30:42,651 He is just an excellent artist. 327 00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:45,192 Well, what are you actually doing here? 328 00:30:45,352 --> 00:30:49,492 I celebrate that I have become recorded at St. Anthony's. 329 00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:53,610 - Congratulations, or what? - So I'm on the run. 330 00:30:53,777 --> 00:30:56,707 - Would you like to live here? - If there is room. 331 00:30:56,863 --> 00:31:00,327 You can't live here. I don't even live here. 332 00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:05,546 This is my workplace. I pay rent. Does D.H. know you're here? 333 00:31:05,706 --> 00:31:08,339 - It's a bit spicy. - All time. 334 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:12,297 Find something else. I have no spare key. 335 00:31:12,462 --> 00:31:15,844 It is only D.H., who can have one made. 336 00:31:19,928 --> 00:31:23,985 There is an extra key on the windowsill out there. 337 00:31:24,141 --> 00:31:26,644 But it must be there for D.H. 338 00:31:26,810 --> 00:31:29,859 - What is he going to do with it? - Fuck you! 339 00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:33,118 You will be allowed to stay here for a few days. 340 00:31:33,275 --> 00:31:36,656 People go and get ideas, but D.H. is my landlord. 341 00:31:36,820 --> 00:31:40,913 I am a performing artist. My dance gets support. 342 00:31:41,074 --> 00:31:44,289 I must be on good terms with my landlord. 343 00:31:44,453 --> 00:31:49,626 Borrow the key when you go in and out. But it is always ready for him. 344 00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:53,802 I don't want to know you're here. You leave no trace. 345 00:31:53,962 --> 00:31:57,059 - I'm in. - Only a few days. 346 00:31:58,508 --> 00:32:01,438 I'm going to the bathroom right now. 347 00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:06,690 Well, so you're an artist? 348 00:32:08,977 --> 00:32:12,489 - What kind of art do you do? - What do you mean? 349 00:32:12,647 --> 00:32:17,951 - Are you painting or what? - You clearly don't understand me. 350 00:32:18,111 --> 00:32:22,750 An artist creates art, regardless of what he uses as a canvas. 351 00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:26,585 - Do you paint then? - I am a performance artist. 352 00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:29,082 Then you don't paint. 353 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:35,888 Rachel thinks D.H. leaves the wife and will move in with her. 354 00:32:36,046 --> 00:32:39,640 - Shut your ass, Russel! - Do you think she has a good chance? 355 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,146 "Money tank, go away with me." 356 00:32:45,055 --> 00:32:50,228 Can you persuade your godfather to borrow me a building for an installation? 357 00:32:50,394 --> 00:32:53,193 - What would you do? - I don't know. 358 00:32:53,355 --> 00:32:55,692 Russel is just… 359 00:32:57,150 --> 00:32:59,784 . wildly, wildly brilliant. 360 00:33:03,281 --> 00:33:07,541 - How old are you, Igby? - I'm 18. 361 00:33:07,703 --> 00:33:10,123 Very soon 18. 362 00:33:13,917 --> 00:33:16,088 Still nothing new about Igby? 363 00:33:16,253 --> 00:33:19,100 - No. - He'll probably show up. 364 00:33:19,256 --> 00:33:23,348 D. H. spend gradually more time in New York - 365 00:33:23,510 --> 00:33:26,938 - than here in Georgetown. He must find him. 366 00:33:27,097 --> 00:33:31,818 Mimi, you just need to know that if you get it very bad 367 00:33:33,687 --> 00:33:37,530 and for example dies, then don't think about the boys. 368 00:33:37,691 --> 00:33:41,701 D.H. was incredibly happy to have them here this summer. 369 00:33:41,862 --> 00:33:46,619 If we can be substitute parents and help the boys, - 370 00:33:46,783 --> 00:33:51,624 - then we will do it with great pleasure. You just need to know. 371 00:33:51,788 --> 00:33:57,720 Not to mention that he through the years have invested many emotions , - 372 00:33:57,878 --> 00:34:01,092 - And money too, boys. 373 00:34:01,256 --> 00:34:05,598 Igby's school fees and such. Who else would you go to? 374 00:34:05,761 --> 00:34:07,647 Jason? 375 00:34:07,804 --> 00:34:11,980 - Nice, nice, sad Jason. - not a word. 376 00:34:12,142 --> 00:34:15,820 He drained your finances and your options. 377 00:34:15,979 --> 00:34:19,111 You have made many sacrifices, gave birth to two sons. 378 00:34:19,274 --> 00:34:22,074 Where... How did you manage? 379 00:34:22,235 --> 00:34:24,786 With stirrups and a bun sprayer. 380 00:34:35,457 --> 00:34:37,842 . Bunny? Yes? 381 00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:42,641 You are a weak woman. 382 00:34:54,976 --> 00:35:00,030 - Was that Mimi's voice I heard? - She's just out dusting her nose. 383 00:35:00,190 --> 00:35:02,954 Is she blowing her nose? Mimi! 384 00:35:03,985 --> 00:35:07,865 Did she just leave, D.H.? Without saying goodbye. 385 00:35:08,031 --> 00:35:12,172 N Yes, man Lima hmmm thyme. Of course. 386 00:35:12,327 --> 00:35:14,831 Sweet Mimi! 387 00:35:14,996 --> 00:35:17,381 LET ME GO 388 00:35:17,541 --> 00:35:20,258 Can't you ask D.H. about money? 389 00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:24,215 I can ask him but I don't sleep with him. 390 00:35:24,381 --> 00:35:27,430 - Fuck you. Find a job. - Don't you want enough? 391 00:35:27,592 --> 00:35:30,357 Things are not going so well with D.H. 392 00:35:31,596 --> 00:35:33,566 What is not going well? 393 00:35:33,724 --> 00:35:37,734 Me. Russel! Russel! 394 00:35:38,770 --> 00:35:42,364 You don't pay rent. It's pocket money only. 395 00:35:42,524 --> 00:35:46,321 - I have needs. - Russel always lacks assistants. 396 00:35:46,486 --> 00:35:49,072 He hires you. He loves me. 397 00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:53,000 - Where the hell are you?! - On one of the works of art? 398 00:35:54,327 --> 00:35:57,045 - Oh, damn it! - Grip. 399 00:36:13,722 --> 00:36:18,811 Hello. I know you well. You were at that party at the cottage. 400 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,484 Iggy? 401 00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:24,525 I met you at that party for your uncle's party. 402 00:36:24,691 --> 00:36:28,120 Igby. He is my godfather. Leave me alone. 403 00:36:28,278 --> 00:36:30,366 - Igby. - What? 404 00:36:30,530 --> 00:36:32,867 I have pot. 405 00:36:34,951 --> 00:36:37,253 How to get your attention. 406 00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:42,336 Pavlov's confirmation. My eyes are watering water when I hear the bong clink. 407 00:36:42,501 --> 00:36:46,677 - It was good. - Was it? Thanks. 408 00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:50,018 - Shall we go over to the park? - Yes. 409 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,975 You can't cover me, Mindy! 410 00:36:55,138 --> 00:36:57,393 Where did it go? 411 00:36:57,557 --> 00:37:01,354 - Piss! You piece of shit! - My ball, you cunt! 412 00:37:06,149 --> 00:37:09,661 - Are you a vegetarian? - Why do you ask? 413 00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:13,331 I've never seen anyone roll a joint like that. 414 00:37:13,490 --> 00:37:18,745 - What does it have to do with each other? - Vegetarians are such perfectionists. 415 00:37:18,912 --> 00:37:23,717 - I roll perfect joints. - I'm not criticizing them. 416 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:27,968 Unbelievable that a human being can roll such neat joints. 417 00:37:28,130 --> 00:37:32,436 I'm not neurotic, because I can roll a perfect joint. 418 00:37:32,592 --> 00:37:34,680 No, not neurotic. 419 00:37:34,845 --> 00:37:37,858 - Only vegetarian. - What does that mean? 420 00:37:38,015 --> 00:37:41,277 You don't roll cool rasta spliff, right? 421 00:37:41,435 --> 00:37:43,404 You roll salad joints, - 422 00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:49,410 - not big, chatty, dripping cheeseburger joints. 423 00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:55,001 I don't think I have one instinctive relationship with marijuana. 424 00:37:55,157 --> 00:37:58,289 But I have that for sex. 425 00:38:02,372 --> 00:38:07,378 ok i'm vegetarian but for purely moral reasons. 426 00:38:07,544 --> 00:38:12,301 - I thought you studied at Brandeis. - Bennington. 427 00:38:12,466 --> 00:38:15,680 - Why aren't you there? - I took leave. 428 00:38:15,844 --> 00:38:19,391 - I have to get stronger. - After what? 429 00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:25,822 Too many cookies, beer, diet pills Bad mood .., 430 00:38:25,979 --> 00:38:27,700 .... life. 431 00:38:27,856 --> 00:38:31,238 My father spent six years on gaining strength. 432 00:38:31,401 --> 00:38:33,204 What do you mean? 433 00:38:33,362 --> 00:38:36,292 After life, nothing. 434 00:38:38,033 --> 00:38:39,955 Come on, let's go. 435 00:38:42,287 --> 00:38:45,004 Have you switched to Prince too? 436 00:38:47,501 --> 00:38:49,304 You are funny. 437 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:09,316 I'm Lt. Smith from Pershing Academy. I'm coming for 438 00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:13,159 Some nice emblems. Where did you get them? 439 00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:19,120 In the army. Mrs. Slocumb found that i was in new jersey. 440 00:39:19,282 --> 00:39:22,629 She thought, now that Igby works here. 441 00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:26,546 Can I have these? 442 00:39:27,958 --> 00:39:29,595 No. 443 00:39:31,336 --> 00:39:35,133 I'm coming for to ask for Igby Slocumb. 444 00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:41,730 Then the soldiers are gone, Anne Frank. Now you must go out and play. 445 00:39:50,522 --> 00:39:53,868 Yummm. With three stitches. 446 00:39:57,112 --> 00:39:59,829 You're totally into me, aren't you? 447 00:39:59,948 --> 00:40:02,368 Oh, shut up. 448 00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:06,959 - How is your brother? - I have none. I am an only child. 449 00:40:07,122 --> 00:40:11,298 - Isn't Oliver your brother? - He is, and yet 450 00:40:11,460 --> 00:40:16,846 I almost said we were brought up as only children, but you would say that. 451 00:40:17,007 --> 00:40:19,094 what are you doing 452 00:40:19,259 --> 00:40:22,641 - I am preparing my departure. - Where do you want to go? 453 00:40:22,804 --> 00:40:24,726 Far away. 454 00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:28,188 Maybe I'll join the Peace Corps. 455 00:40:28,352 --> 00:40:34,153 Using what I learned from "Egg of the Knife", find the meaning of life. Something. 456 00:40:34,316 --> 00:40:39,239 You must have studied for three years in order to join the Peace Corps. 457 00:40:39,404 --> 00:40:43,995 - Yes. A friend of mine did. - It will probably be a problem then. 458 00:40:44,159 --> 00:40:49,296 I don't even have my graduation high school. I'm going to Hackensack. 459 00:40:49,456 --> 00:40:52,671 So go ahead and stop your hesitation. 460 00:40:52,834 --> 00:40:57,343 There is no hesitation to stay away from New Jersey. It's common sense. 461 00:40:57,506 --> 00:40:59,842 - Shall I come along? - No. 462 00:41:00,008 --> 00:41:02,393 I like to do that. 463 00:41:04,388 --> 00:41:07,816 - That would be great. - Why aren't you at school? 464 00:41:07,974 --> 00:41:12,316 - I'm as cunning as a fox. - You're funny. 465 00:41:12,479 --> 00:41:16,441 Instead of saying that something is fun, - 466 00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:19,491 - how about just laughing? 467 00:41:21,738 --> 00:41:24,158 - Was it better? - Huge. 468 00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:29,962 I never have been to a hiding place before. 469 00:41:56,523 --> 00:41:58,991 Igby my boy... 470 00:41:59,151 --> 00:42:02,034 You look a little dejected. 471 00:42:02,195 --> 00:42:05,209 I don't feel disconfirmed. 472 00:42:18,045 --> 00:42:19,635 You know what? 473 00:42:19,796 --> 00:42:23,889 Can't you just call your mother, Igby? 474 00:42:24,051 --> 00:42:27,313 So she knows you're still alive. Not? 475 00:42:35,062 --> 00:42:38,858 You must eat some more red meat, my boy 476 00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:41,159 You're pale as hell. 477 00:42:54,081 --> 00:42:57,509 I didn't know he was here. The key was in the window. 478 00:42:57,668 --> 00:43:00,930 - I unlocked. - How was I supposed to know that? 479 00:43:01,088 --> 00:43:04,682 - It wasn't my fault. - You broke the deal. 480 00:43:04,841 --> 00:43:07,427 You big idiot. 481 00:43:07,594 --> 00:43:12,648 Well, you just have to pay rent this month. 482 00:43:19,314 --> 00:43:21,450 Hold on, Rachel. 483 00:43:44,131 --> 00:43:47,014 She is a dancer who does not dance. 484 00:43:47,175 --> 00:43:50,308 He is an artist, who do not create art. 485 00:43:50,470 --> 00:43:55,690 It's a luxury hippie version of "The Shepherdess and the Chimney Sweeper". 486 00:43:56,768 --> 00:44:00,031 She is much stronger, than she seems. 487 00:44:51,531 --> 00:44:54,414 Aw! I have broken the seagull. 488 00:45:04,795 --> 00:45:09,434 You know what I'm thinking, when I'm so close to someone else's body? 489 00:45:10,509 --> 00:45:14,270 I think that one fine day... 490 00:45:15,430 --> 00:45:17,934 ...in a moment... 491 00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:23,237 ... will the body I hold in mine arms, stop breathing. 492 00:45:23,397 --> 00:45:25,733 Stop living... 493 00:45:25,899 --> 00:45:29,493 ... just ... stop. 494 00:45:31,905 --> 00:45:34,622 One day you will see my obituary - 495 00:45:34,783 --> 00:45:39,125 - and will remember this moment, where we were so close to each other. 496 00:45:39,287 --> 00:45:42,087 You are a real mood bomb. 497 00:45:42,249 --> 00:45:47,006 - How did you get to the military academy? - Mimi. 498 00:45:47,170 --> 00:45:50,765 - My mother. - Do you call your mother Mimi? 499 00:45:50,924 --> 00:45:54,187 "The Abominable" is a bit far. 500 00:45:54,344 --> 00:45:57,274 And Medea was already taken. 501 00:45:59,224 --> 00:46:02,522 Did your mother send you at the military academy? 502 00:46:02,686 --> 00:46:05,403 It must be said in her defense, - 503 00:46:05,564 --> 00:46:09,704 - that I have been thrown out of most schools on the East Coast. 504 00:46:09,860 --> 00:46:15,578 But I still assumed that the military academy was an empty threat. 505 00:46:15,741 --> 00:46:17,876 But she wasn't bluffing. 506 00:46:18,035 --> 00:46:20,882 Do you hate her for doing that? 507 00:46:21,038 --> 00:46:25,546 I'm glad I got there. Now I can see it all clearly. 508 00:46:25,709 --> 00:46:29,671 - What, for example? - The fight. 509 00:46:29,838 --> 00:46:32,009 You have a quarter, Igby. 510 00:46:32,174 --> 00:46:36,433 You are ready and waiting for your father, or you take the bus. 511 00:46:36,595 --> 00:46:38,564 I know that well. 512 00:46:53,445 --> 00:46:55,616 Sheep? 513 00:47:38,073 --> 00:47:40,458 Damn it! 514 00:48:31,126 --> 00:48:34,223 Do you understand, Igby... 515 00:48:35,964 --> 00:48:39,595 I feel this huge… 516 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,096 ... fight ... 517 00:48:42,262 --> 00:48:44,813 ... pressure ... 518 00:48:44,973 --> 00:48:47,524 ... that's knocking me down. 519 00:48:48,894 --> 00:48:52,951 It just blows my mind down all the time. 520 00:48:56,026 --> 00:48:58,446 It breaks me. 521 00:49:14,169 --> 00:49:18,049 You paint the hell on the wall. Good schools shape you, - 522 00:49:18,215 --> 00:49:21,679 - They don't brainwash you in Orwellian fashion - 523 00:49:21,843 --> 00:49:25,307 - and make you someone you're not. 524 00:49:25,472 --> 00:49:30,277 My mother teaches in metaphysical poetry at Vassar, and she 525 00:49:30,435 --> 00:49:34,658 My father learned from the system, what he should wish for. 526 00:49:34,815 --> 00:49:38,695 He achieved all of it, but in the 40s it clicked for him. 527 00:49:38,860 --> 00:49:41,790 What did he wish for himself? 528 00:49:41,947 --> 00:49:43,999 Sunny days. 529 00:49:44,157 --> 00:49:48,120 Now dad is on a home for clouded individuals. 530 00:49:48,286 --> 00:49:51,134 Rotating fart in the cap. 531 00:49:51,289 --> 00:49:54,137 So you never want to go to school again? 532 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:58,385 What do you want to do with your life? Kill the time until 533 00:49:58,547 --> 00:50:01,346 Am I having a nervous breakdown? 534 00:50:06,263 --> 00:50:09,727 - Is your father dead? - No. Why? 535 00:50:09,891 --> 00:50:15,491 When I told about my father, you refrained to compare him with your own. 536 00:50:15,647 --> 00:50:17,533 He is a theologian. 537 00:50:17,691 --> 00:50:21,238 A Jewish theologian and a metaphysical poetess. 538 00:50:21,403 --> 00:50:25,034 - That doesn't explain you. - What would that do? 539 00:50:25,198 --> 00:50:29,588 Transvestite psychologists? Heroin junkie? I don't know. 540 00:50:29,745 --> 00:50:31,999 Thanks. 541 00:50:32,164 --> 00:50:34,085 My parents... 542 00:50:34,249 --> 00:50:37,595 ... were two truly idealistic ... 543 00:50:37,753 --> 00:50:41,015 ... improbably clever ... ... narcissists. 544 00:50:41,173 --> 00:50:43,225 I was their trophy kid. 545 00:50:43,383 --> 00:50:45,353 - Godfather. - Now what? 546 00:50:45,510 --> 00:50:47,562 You lie so it works. 547 00:50:47,721 --> 00:50:51,315 - I'm adopted, okay? - That explains everything. 548 00:50:51,475 --> 00:50:57,109 For how many Vassar professors and intellectual theologians breed - 549 00:50:57,272 --> 00:51:01,448 - a Jewish princess, there are nymphomaniacs and pseudo-bohemians? 550 00:51:01,610 --> 00:51:04,409 That's probably quite a lot, isn't it? 551 00:51:07,449 --> 00:51:10,379 I'm not some Jewish princess. 552 00:51:25,258 --> 00:51:28,722 Good morning, my name is Oliver. We met 553 00:51:28,887 --> 00:51:31,604 ... for that party in the summer house. 554 00:51:31,723 --> 00:51:36,195 - You are the fascist brother. - He calls himself "Young Republicans". 555 00:51:40,065 --> 00:51:42,284 I'm so Sookie. 556 00:51:42,442 --> 00:51:45,906 - Sorry, I have to - Sorry. 557 00:51:51,118 --> 00:51:54,961 - God, how pitiful you are. - Thanks, leg neck. 558 00:51:55,122 --> 00:51:57,293 Has D.H. Said I was here? 559 00:51:57,457 --> 00:52:01,799 Your little holiday gets now an abrupt and serious ending. 560 00:52:01,962 --> 00:52:05,758 - Come again? - You are a minor. 561 00:52:05,924 --> 00:52:09,721 You show no interest in to get an education, - 562 00:52:09,886 --> 00:52:12,935 - then we have to take our precautions. 563 00:52:13,098 --> 00:52:15,483 Mom is coming next weekend. 564 00:52:15,642 --> 00:52:20,447 All time. I'm taking my exam on Friday. 565 00:52:20,605 --> 00:52:24,995 It is good enough. I have registered him. 566 00:52:25,152 --> 00:52:28,201 Stop it! It's almost afternoon. 567 00:52:28,363 --> 00:52:32,160 It was so nice to meet you. I slip. 568 00:52:32,325 --> 00:52:35,789 - Where are you going? - To my mother, Upper East Side. 569 00:52:35,954 --> 00:52:38,968 That's where I live. 570 00:52:39,124 --> 00:52:42,137 Surrounded by cobwebs and antiquities. 571 00:52:42,294 --> 00:52:44,928 Anyone is inferior to Ollie. 572 00:52:45,088 --> 00:52:47,343 I'll give you a lift. 573 00:52:47,507 --> 00:52:51,730 D. H. deducts the taxi from tax. You can't say no. 574 00:52:51,887 --> 00:52:54,307 - Friday? - Friday. 575 00:52:56,308 --> 00:52:58,360 See you. 576 00:53:02,731 --> 00:53:05,199 That's not his real name. 577 00:53:05,359 --> 00:53:09,784 He had a teddy bear as a child, a Digby teddy bear. 578 00:53:09,946 --> 00:53:14,206 And because he never grasped a stick, he called it Igby. 579 00:53:14,368 --> 00:53:18,591 Every time he did something wrong, he said: "It was Igby.". 580 00:53:18,747 --> 00:53:22,294 After all, Mimi read everything on child psychology, - 581 00:53:22,459 --> 00:53:26,516 - so she started calling him Igby, every time he lied. 582 00:53:26,672 --> 00:53:29,140 He lied a lot. 583 00:53:30,842 --> 00:53:36,561 - Do you work for your godfather? - For Igbys, D.H. He is amazing. 584 00:53:36,723 --> 00:53:40,069 His brain is only there to make money. 585 00:53:40,227 --> 00:53:43,192 He thinks he has everything he can wish, - 586 00:53:43,355 --> 00:53:48,076 - so he struts around like he does think a happy man must do. 587 00:53:48,235 --> 00:53:51,996 - He's a parody. - Then why do you work for him? 588 00:53:52,155 --> 00:53:54,410 He is a stony parody, - 589 00:53:54,574 --> 00:53:59,083 - so if he wants to mold me in his picture ... well, come on. 590 00:53:59,246 --> 00:54:01,132 What does your mother do? 591 00:54:01,289 --> 00:54:05,798 She is a poet. But now she mostly teaches. 592 00:54:05,961 --> 00:54:09,223 - Is she divorced? - Never been married. 593 00:54:09,381 --> 00:54:12,015 - She doesn't like men. - Lesbian. 594 00:54:12,175 --> 00:54:16,565 No. Just a failed heterosexual. 595 00:54:19,725 --> 00:54:22,738 Well, thanks for the lift. 596 00:54:22,894 --> 00:54:26,442 - Satan's. - Now what? Lost your wallet? 597 00:54:26,606 --> 00:54:30,284 I forgot the keys to my aunt's apartment. 598 00:54:30,444 --> 00:54:34,785 - Can't the porter let you in? - He never remembers me. 599 00:54:34,948 --> 00:54:37,796 I'm just waiting for her. 600 00:54:37,951 --> 00:54:41,166 - She will come sometime tonight. - Are you sure? 601 00:54:41,329 --> 00:54:43,465 Yes yes. 602 00:54:43,623 --> 00:54:47,467 - Can I borrow your phone? - Yes. Yes, of course. 603 00:54:47,627 --> 00:54:49,964 May I ask for a receipt? 604 00:54:51,590 --> 00:54:54,093 After father's breakdown ... 605 00:54:54,259 --> 00:54:59,646 was Mimi afraid of that someone would find something embarrassing. 606 00:54:59,806 --> 00:55:02,772 Then her little soldier was sent up, - 607 00:55:02,934 --> 00:55:05,403 - While she waited downstairs. 608 00:55:05,562 --> 00:55:09,109 A lady showed me to his table. 609 00:55:09,274 --> 00:55:14,280 and before she left she gave me a little pat on the head. 610 00:55:14,446 --> 00:55:17,910 I just wanted to break her hand. 611 00:55:18,075 --> 00:55:21,918 So I sat in Dad's chair and looked in his drawers. 612 00:55:22,079 --> 00:55:24,664 The contents of all the drawers were the same. 613 00:55:24,831 --> 00:55:31,297 No books or pencils, just rows of properly arranged cigarettes. 614 00:55:31,463 --> 00:55:33,433 In the thousands. 615 00:55:37,803 --> 00:55:43,022 And my only thought was not, how sick my father really was, - 616 00:55:43,183 --> 00:55:46,113 - but rather: "Stop it... 617 00:55:46,269 --> 00:55:51,158 How can you do it on an office without being detected?” 618 00:55:51,316 --> 00:55:56,619 Not "my father is so far gone, that he will never recover." 619 00:55:56,780 --> 00:55:59,081 But just... 620 00:56:02,744 --> 00:56:07,170 “How the hell did he get all those cigarettes... 621 00:56:09,584 --> 00:56:11,803 ... into his drawers?" 622 00:56:13,463 --> 00:56:15,931 You were emotionally paralyzed. 623 00:56:22,347 --> 00:56:24,981 I am emotionally paralyzed. 624 00:58:15,794 --> 00:58:17,881 Excuse me. 625 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:58,348 Shall I look after it for you? 626 00:58:58,503 --> 00:59:01,600 Hang it on my jacket together with the gloves. 627 00:59:01,757 --> 00:59:06,182 You are probably nosy. Then you won't get any sweets for the bus. 628 00:59:06,345 --> 00:59:08,729 You are very immature right now. 629 00:59:08,889 --> 00:59:13,444 Then you are prenatal. Think you can fall for the snobbish jester. 630 00:59:13,602 --> 00:59:18,572 We were just hanging out. He is your brother. You seem like you hate him. 631 00:59:18,732 --> 00:59:22,742 I do that too. I hate him. You can't do anything else. 632 00:59:24,237 --> 00:59:26,741 The bloody evil pig. 633 00:59:32,037 --> 00:59:35,880 Then we've gone wrong with each other. Next autumn will not do. 634 00:59:36,041 --> 00:59:39,754 My son will begin for the spring semester. 635 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:44,060 Have you spoken to his godfather, D. H. Banes? 636 00:59:45,092 --> 00:59:47,856 Igby is his charity project. 637 00:59:48,011 --> 00:59:52,234 He is the boy's sponsor. That is, purely financially. 638 00:59:52,391 --> 00:59:56,982 What should we do then? to get him in this spring? 639 00:59:58,397 --> 01:00:00,532 Do it. Yes. 640 01:00:00,691 --> 01:00:03,408 Many thanks. Goodbye. 641 01:00:08,824 --> 01:00:13,213 I'm going to California. I need a sunny day. 642 01:00:13,370 --> 01:00:16,253 - Can I come along? - I mean it. 643 01:00:16,415 --> 01:00:18,918 Nothing keeps me here. 644 01:00:19,084 --> 01:00:23,556 - Maybe apart from poverty. - That shouldn't stop you. 645 01:00:23,714 --> 01:00:27,593 I always like to wanted to drive across the country. 646 01:00:27,759 --> 01:00:31,057 - I'm flying. - I'd like to come, you fool. 647 01:00:31,221 --> 01:00:33,226 Good. 648 01:00:33,390 --> 01:00:36,238 Because I dare not do it myself. 649 01:00:54,327 --> 01:00:58,634 - Would you like more wine? - Just a tiny baby splash. 650 01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:02,588 Bigger baby. 651 01:01:06,590 --> 01:01:08,891 Thanks. 652 01:01:13,555 --> 01:01:16,106 I must say that; Igby- 653 01:01:16,266 --> 01:01:19,363 You totally look like a homeless person. 654 01:01:19,519 --> 01:01:23,530 You didn't buy it, did you? Did someone give you the clothes? 655 01:01:23,690 --> 01:01:26,538 - Father. - Very appropriate. 656 01:01:29,946 --> 01:01:34,419 I want my money from dad. I'll get them in two years anyway. 657 01:01:34,576 --> 01:01:38,254 - So you can extend your holiday? - I need them. 658 01:01:38,413 --> 01:01:40,798 Ollie got his early. 659 01:01:40,957 --> 01:01:45,134 Ollie dropped out of high school with the highest average in the class. 660 01:01:45,295 --> 01:01:50,017 He earned them. I will not support your racketeering life. 661 01:01:50,175 --> 01:01:55,478 And you assume that Jason has grieved as good for you as for Ollie. 662 01:01:55,639 --> 01:01:59,519 - He doesn't have that. - You're lying. 663 01:01:59,685 --> 01:02:04,822 Why would I, baby? I could just say no. 664 01:02:07,734 --> 01:02:10,997 I have had a conversation with Mr. McKay, - 665 01:02:11,154 --> 01:02:16,671 - St. Anthony's principal, and despite you little disappearance number in autumn - 666 01:02:16,827 --> 01:02:20,967 - is he willing to to admit you after the Christmas holidays. 667 01:02:21,123 --> 01:02:24,006 - You have to stay - I don't do it. 668 01:02:24,167 --> 01:02:26,718 I have passed my exam. 669 01:02:26,878 --> 01:02:31,387 I dare not give you the money for the ticket. Get hold of Ollie. 670 01:02:31,550 --> 01:02:35,014 Tell him to get the money from me if he lays out. 671 01:02:35,178 --> 01:02:38,026 - I don't have his number. - D.H. has it. 672 01:02:38,181 --> 01:02:41,195 Why did I say that? not even to Ollie? 673 01:02:41,351 --> 01:02:44,649 I just ate lunch with him and his girlfriend. 674 01:02:44,813 --> 01:02:49,618 You could have seen him if you came an hour and a half earlier. 675 01:02:49,776 --> 01:02:52,280 Her from Connecticut? 676 01:02:52,446 --> 01:02:57,618 No, she was otherwise lovely. A new, pretty girl from New York. 677 01:02:57,784 --> 01:03:00,833 Jewish. 678 01:03:09,588 --> 01:03:14,060 You have called the ballroom. If you want to rent it, leave a message. 679 01:03:14,217 --> 01:03:16,768 If not, you know what to do. 680 01:03:16,928 --> 01:03:19,858 Honey? I hope you are at home. 681 01:03:20,015 --> 01:03:23,646 Guess, mm I an. Target, Vincent's Hospital. 682 01:03:23,810 --> 01:03:29,279 We just party hard. Everyone is here and buns criss-cross. 683 01:03:29,441 --> 01:03:34,412 Yes, what a party. Mother here sold you a bad trip. 684 01:03:34,571 --> 01:03:37,454 But I managed to get hold of you in time, right? 685 01:03:37,616 --> 01:03:40,748 You're not coming to the party, are you? 686 01:03:44,498 --> 01:03:46,918 Hello, Bunny. It's Igby. 687 01:03:47,084 --> 01:03:51,176 Yes, I'm in New York. Try and hear, is D.H. at home? 688 01:03:51,338 --> 01:03:55,763 She just stayed up at my place. It's been two seconds. 689 01:03:55,926 --> 01:03:59,556 She must have taken it in the taxi on the way home. 690 01:03:59,721 --> 01:04:03,185 What is she in such a hurry for? 691 01:04:03,350 --> 01:04:06,482 Pet the horse, my bitch. 692 01:04:06,645 --> 01:04:10,276 Hello. The doctor says she'll probably make it. 693 01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,576 Maybe she'll be out tomorrow. 694 01:04:12,734 --> 01:04:15,867 Everything is done. Then there is nothing more to do. 695 01:04:16,029 --> 01:04:19,292 I'm Rachel's friend Russel. 696 01:04:21,326 --> 01:04:23,129 Hello. 697 01:04:23,286 --> 01:04:26,466 Shall I drive you? home to the apartment? 698 01:04:26,623 --> 01:04:30,170 - Yes, thank you, D.H. - Come on. 699 01:04:33,505 --> 01:04:36,222 Sorry, I called. 700 01:04:36,383 --> 01:04:40,559 That was absolutely right of you. Good, we were here. Good boy. 701 01:04:40,721 --> 01:04:43,141 You are a good boy. 702 01:04:52,566 --> 01:04:57,572 Did you actually know I was best man at your parents wedding? 703 01:04:57,738 --> 01:05:01,878 The golden couple. That's what the newspapers called them. 704 01:05:02,034 --> 01:05:04,751 Yes, yes, my boy. 705 01:05:04,911 --> 01:05:07,130 My boy. 706 01:05:07,289 --> 01:05:10,801 Do you know what I think? I think you pissed off - 707 01:05:10,959 --> 01:05:13,676 - in the well you drink from. 708 01:05:13,837 --> 01:05:16,471 That is my position on the matters. 709 01:05:41,156 --> 01:05:45,581 - What happened? - Breach of contract. 710 01:05:45,744 --> 01:05:49,837 Has D.H. given you bank? Can he really get angry? 711 01:05:49,998 --> 01:05:54,221 He wasn't angry. He felt it was his duty. 712 01:05:54,378 --> 01:05:58,091 Don't worry. You still are his favorite gigolo. 713 01:05:58,256 --> 01:06:02,563 If Gandhi was forced to to be with you, - 714 01:06:02,719 --> 01:06:06,017 - he wanted too give you such an ass. 715 01:06:06,181 --> 01:06:08,020 Benacke. 716 01:06:08,183 --> 01:06:11,647 - Why? - Rachel. 717 01:06:11,812 --> 01:06:15,158 - Are you kidding Rachel? - Do you do it yourself? 718 01:06:15,315 --> 01:06:18,245 where was rachel when this happened? 719 01:06:18,402 --> 01:06:21,700 She overdosed. 720 01:06:21,863 --> 01:06:24,497 Is she dead? 721 01:06:24,658 --> 01:06:27,078 At St. Vincent's. 722 01:06:28,787 --> 01:06:31,172 It's just too much. 723 01:06:31,331 --> 01:06:35,803 Mother wants me to to drop you off at St. Anthony's. 724 01:06:35,961 --> 01:06:40,635 But you can't travel like that there. At least not with me. 725 01:06:40,799 --> 01:06:45,355 I don't do it. I have taken my exam, I don't need. 726 01:06:45,512 --> 01:06:49,355 - Add her. - Add me and go with you. 727 01:06:49,516 --> 01:06:53,573 - They have found another node. - Good. 728 01:07:06,533 --> 01:07:09,381 Say hello to Sookie from me. 729 01:07:20,672 --> 01:07:23,140 Do you understand... 730 01:07:23,300 --> 01:07:26,931 I have this. 731 01:07:27,095 --> 01:07:30,477 I feel a... 732 01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:33,903 ... fight, fight ... 733 01:07:34,061 --> 01:07:36,694 ... pressure ... 734 01:07:36,855 --> 01:07:39,323 That's knocking me down. 735 01:07:41,485 --> 01:07:44,202 It breaks me. 736 01:08:00,295 --> 01:08:03,842 Then it's just you and me, old man. 737 01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:10,058 Just you and me. 738 01:08:49,011 --> 01:08:52,143 Sookie! Sookie, are you there? 739 01:08:53,265 --> 01:08:55,899 God, is that you, Igby? 740 01:08:56,059 --> 01:09:00,069 I'm just in the shower. Go and come back later. 741 01:09:00,230 --> 01:09:03,528 - We have to leave now. - What? 742 01:09:03,692 --> 01:09:07,488 I know we said this summer but we must go now! 743 01:09:07,654 --> 01:09:11,285 - I have to tell you something. - I know about Ollie. 744 01:09:11,450 --> 01:09:15,293 - When are you ready? - I can't go with you. 745 01:09:15,454 --> 01:09:20,627 - It's something else now. - No, it's not. You are my friend. 746 01:09:20,792 --> 01:09:26,511 - I guess you're still my friend. - I'm still your friend, but 747 01:09:26,673 --> 01:09:30,553 Ollie and I are... 748 01:09:30,719 --> 01:09:35,109 -We are the same age and .. - No! No! 749 01:09:36,141 --> 01:09:41,029 - Now fall down, Igby! - It's just all time! 750 01:09:41,188 --> 01:09:46,407 Sookie Sapperstein and the Young Republican. Quite obvious. 751 01:09:46,568 --> 01:09:51,788 Do you think it's you he wants? Do you think you fit into the picture? 752 01:09:51,948 --> 01:09:56,374 That he shows you off in front of mother as a potential wife? 753 01:09:56,536 --> 01:10:01,377 She seems nice, but behind your back she will warn him against you. 754 01:10:01,541 --> 01:10:05,717 “Children of mixed race have a hard time adjusting.” 755 01:10:05,879 --> 01:10:09,307 - Shut up, Igby! - He's lying to you! 756 01:10:09,466 --> 01:10:13,975 He takes advantage of you and marries you an inbred trophy blonde, - 757 01:10:14,137 --> 01:10:17,020 - who gives birth to him light-haired snot tongues. 758 01:10:17,182 --> 01:10:20,860 - Go away, Igby. - They are rigid and emotionally cold. 759 01:10:21,019 --> 01:10:25,610 You don't understand. They are icy cold to the bone! 760 01:10:30,278 --> 01:10:33,411 I'm not going with you, Igby. 761 01:10:42,332 --> 01:10:44,836 I'm afraid. 762 01:10:59,850 --> 01:11:03,397 You insist to torture yourself huh? 763 01:12:14,883 --> 01:12:17,387 Russel! 764 01:12:21,098 --> 01:12:24,028 Russel, I need a job! 765 01:12:37,656 --> 01:12:40,040 Is it at Lisa Fiedler's? 766 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:43,048 I know a girl from Baltimore. 767 01:12:43,203 --> 01:12:45,789 So what? 768 01:12:45,956 --> 01:12:50,547 - I know a girl from Baltimore. - What are you talking about? 769 01:12:50,711 --> 01:12:53,724 I know a girl from Baltimore! 770 01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:58,519 So do I. Lisa, that's it you. He says all the time 771 01:12:58,677 --> 01:13:01,180 - Who is it? - Don't know. 772 01:13:01,346 --> 01:13:05,308 - He raves about Baltimore. - It's the drugs. 773 01:13:07,144 --> 01:13:09,694 Hi, it's me. I'm with Fiedler. 774 01:13:09,855 --> 01:13:12,738 Can she pay by check? 775 01:13:12,899 --> 01:13:15,284 - Don't you have any cash? - No. 776 01:13:15,444 --> 01:13:18,540 I might have enough in traveler's checks and francs. 777 01:13:18,697 --> 01:13:23,122 Her friend might have enough in traveller's check. 778 01:13:24,286 --> 01:13:26,457 And France. 779 01:13:30,959 --> 01:13:33,676 Then you owe us. 780 01:13:35,881 --> 01:13:39,891 Just pretend you're at home. I'll be right back. 781 01:13:44,723 --> 01:13:48,104 - Miss Piggy? - Yes, what's up? 782 01:13:48,268 --> 01:13:50,819 It's me, Igby. 783 01:13:50,979 --> 01:13:55,120 Ollie Slocumb's little brother Igby. 784 01:13:55,275 --> 01:13:59,831 Igby! Yes, of course. 785 01:13:59,988 --> 01:14:04,045 How is Ollie? Doesn't he go to Columbia? 786 01:14:04,201 --> 01:14:09,041 Yes. We hope when he has recovered from the accident, - 787 01:14:09,206 --> 01:14:13,216 - that he can lead a fairly normal life 788 01:14:13,377 --> 01:14:17,054 Oh no! What kind of accident was that? 789 01:14:17,214 --> 01:14:20,179 It seems, as far as we can understand, - 790 01:14:20,342 --> 01:14:24,103 - that he raced out there on his bike in Central Park - 791 01:14:24,262 --> 01:14:27,027 - with the other smug snobs, - 792 01:14:27,182 --> 01:14:31,358 - when he caught sight of his own mirror image in the side mirror - 793 01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:34,154 - and then became sexually aroused, - 794 01:14:34,314 --> 01:14:38,111 - that he blew his shorts, that got into the gears. 795 01:14:38,276 --> 01:14:40,994 He fell right on the head. 796 01:14:41,154 --> 01:14:44,915 Fortunately, they were scraped his face up from the pavement - 797 01:14:45,075 --> 01:14:48,290 - and put it on ice. The doctors succeeded 798 01:14:48,453 --> 01:14:50,672 I'm sorry about that. 799 01:14:53,792 --> 01:14:55,844 And what about you? 800 01:14:56,003 --> 01:15:00,759 - This is what you are doing now. - Extended Darwinism. 801 01:15:02,676 --> 01:15:05,855 Well, so you two know each other! 802 01:15:06,013 --> 01:15:11,612 Yes. I've had Igby Slocumb in visual arts. He was my student. 803 01:15:11,768 --> 01:15:15,944 You called me Miss Piggy then. Didn't you? 804 01:15:16,106 --> 01:15:18,193 Yes. 805 01:15:22,529 --> 01:15:24,748 Shall I cut it for you? 806 01:15:30,579 --> 01:15:32,714 Piss! 807 01:15:35,667 --> 01:15:38,218 - Lucky Charms? - What? 808 01:15:38,378 --> 01:15:41,475 Where are my messed up Lucky Charms? 809 01:15:41,631 --> 01:15:44,217 I don't know that. 810 01:15:53,060 --> 01:15:55,907 Psychotic. 811 01:15:57,689 --> 01:16:00,952 what have you done with her Lucky Charms? 812 01:16:01,109 --> 01:16:03,411 Nothing. 813 01:16:03,570 --> 01:16:05,955 She's a little out of it. 814 01:16:06,114 --> 01:16:11,334 Her one-woman show at The Pyramid was not well received tonight. 815 01:16:11,495 --> 01:16:13,416 You don't say that? 816 01:16:13,580 --> 01:16:17,211 - The world just isn't ready for Peeka! - Not that? 817 01:16:17,376 --> 01:16:21,931 I have explained to her that Lorna Luft is not known enough. 818 01:16:22,089 --> 01:16:25,435 People just think it's a bad Liza Minnelli. 819 01:16:25,592 --> 01:16:29,056 - I love Lorna. - So am I. 820 01:16:36,103 --> 01:16:40,243 - Your brother is looking for you. - Does he? 821 01:16:40,399 --> 01:16:43,946 - Your mother is dying. - Is she? 822 01:16:46,613 --> 01:16:50,789 Yes. you know How will you have to see it? 823 01:16:50,951 --> 01:16:53,419 How? 824 01:16:53,578 --> 01:16:56,212 As God's will. 825 01:16:57,290 --> 01:17:00,885 If God existed, He had done it long ago. 826 01:17:01,044 --> 01:17:04,010 - What? - Nothing. 827 01:17:04,172 --> 01:17:07,352 - He has left a ticket for you. - Brilliant. 828 01:17:07,509 --> 01:17:12,896 It cannot be exchanged for money. I promised to tell you. 829 01:17:43,587 --> 01:17:45,971 So I have to piss. 830 01:17:49,301 --> 01:17:51,187 Rachel? 831 01:17:51,345 --> 01:17:53,350 Igby? 832 01:17:56,141 --> 01:17:58,312 Toilet paper? 833 01:18:00,354 --> 01:18:02,987 Here. It's Russell's. 834 01:18:05,359 --> 01:18:10,792 - How are you? - Absolutely sensational. 835 01:18:10,947 --> 01:18:15,123 - What about you? - Good. 836 01:18:15,285 --> 01:18:17,456 Do you mean it? 837 01:18:17,621 --> 01:18:19,840 But... 838 01:18:21,458 --> 01:18:24,804 how did D.H. the? 839 01:18:24,961 --> 01:18:26,801 Does he miss me? 840 01:18:26,963 --> 01:18:31,720 - I haven't spoken to him since - He's guaranteed to do that. 841 01:18:37,265 --> 01:18:39,686 You're cute, Igby. 842 01:18:53,949 --> 01:18:56,535 Come on. 843 01:18:56,702 --> 01:18:59,419 Sit down. 844 01:19:06,753 --> 01:19:10,135 - Igby!Igby! - Now what? 845 01:19:10,298 --> 01:19:12,386 Your poor mother. 846 01:19:24,438 --> 01:19:28,151 I have swallowed sleeping pills like a junkie. 847 01:19:28,316 --> 01:19:32,243 I'm ready now, Ollie. Now you must get hold of your brother. 848 01:20:12,694 --> 01:20:16,870 - What is it? - An ice cream dessert. 849 01:20:17,032 --> 01:20:19,582 Thanks for bidding. 850 01:20:22,037 --> 01:20:25,134 I'm going to D.C. and kill my mother. 851 01:20:25,290 --> 01:20:28,304 I am shocked. 852 01:20:28,460 --> 01:20:32,932 - Ollie called me. - He seems to have called everyone. 853 01:20:33,090 --> 01:20:37,016 - He took the bread out of your mouth. - That asshole. 854 01:20:38,220 --> 01:20:42,610 - It must be hard for you. - It will be harder for her. 855 01:20:42,766 --> 01:20:44,985 You're just angry and confused. 856 01:20:45,143 --> 01:20:48,323 Don't analyze me in head and ass. 857 01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:52,360 You are a boy full of hate. One day it will consume you. 858 01:20:52,526 --> 01:20:57,081 A boy full of hate? The idea that I have to live my life - 859 01:20:57,239 --> 01:21:02,459 - without asking her to go to hell makes me angry. 860 01:21:15,716 --> 01:21:17,970 Do you hate me so much? 861 01:21:18,135 --> 01:21:22,394 A month ago I did. Now you're not even in the top 5. 862 01:21:22,556 --> 01:21:25,688 Good. I have missed you. 863 01:21:27,477 --> 01:21:29,364 My life is... 864 01:21:29,521 --> 01:21:32,867 I'm drowning in arseholes. 865 01:21:33,025 --> 01:21:35,789 I am your friend. 866 01:21:38,196 --> 01:21:40,451 Try and listen... 867 01:21:40,615 --> 01:21:44,708 - I'm done with New York. - I know that well. 868 01:21:47,122 --> 01:21:50,337 - Can we go to your mother's house and bun? - No! 869 01:21:50,500 --> 01:21:53,218 Do you think you would feel better? 870 01:21:53,337 --> 01:21:57,014 You would feel empty and sad afterwards. 871 01:21:57,174 --> 01:22:00,721 You should masturbate. 872 01:22:05,098 --> 01:22:09,570 - Thank you for coming. - I don't want to be disinherited. 873 01:22:11,313 --> 01:22:13,733 Has Ollie talked to you? 874 01:22:16,485 --> 01:22:19,368 Has he explained what is going to happen? 875 01:22:19,529 --> 01:22:25,046 You should be spanked with a telephone receiver, but he did not go into detail. 876 01:22:33,710 --> 01:22:37,933 I took for granted that I would outlive you all. 877 01:22:38,090 --> 01:22:41,886 And I'm probably the least obvious in the family. 878 01:22:42,052 --> 01:22:44,852 Jason wants to live happily ever after 879 01:22:45,013 --> 01:22:48,276 I'm not saying sorry just because you are going to die. 880 01:22:48,433 --> 01:22:52,111 Not for anything. 881 01:22:52,270 --> 01:22:55,403 Why do you want me here, mom? 882 01:22:56,483 --> 01:22:58,868 You are the comic feature. 883 01:23:25,053 --> 01:23:27,438 I'm going for a walk. 884 01:23:36,106 --> 01:23:38,241 What are you drinking, Ollie? 885 01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:41,200 - Whiskey. - Whiskey? 886 01:23:42,237 --> 01:23:45,251 - D. H. told you so? - What? 887 01:23:45,407 --> 01:23:49,369 We have decided to drop out all the prominent - 888 01:23:49,536 --> 01:23:53,878 - and fashionable speakers, you asked for the memorial service... 889 01:23:54,041 --> 01:23:56,591 ... and let me talk for a few hours. 890 01:23:56,752 --> 01:23:59,302 No, how cunning. 891 01:23:59,463 --> 01:24:03,093 You are probably aware, that there is a tradition of - 892 01:24:03,258 --> 01:24:06,521 - at least to refer to the deceased? 893 01:24:06,678 --> 01:24:09,229 That's what I thought too. 894 01:24:09,389 --> 01:24:12,522 If there is time to spare. 895 01:24:16,521 --> 01:24:19,239 Are we ready, Ollie? 896 01:24:19,399 --> 01:24:22,033 Shall we do it then? 897 01:24:23,278 --> 01:24:27,039 you have understood that we must have a lot in you, right? 898 01:24:27,199 --> 01:24:30,082 Yes, we have talked about that. 899 01:24:30,243 --> 01:24:33,292 We won't have to do it again. 900 01:24:35,207 --> 01:24:37,294 No. 901 01:24:45,342 --> 01:24:46,932 Is it strawberry? 902 01:24:47,094 --> 01:24:51,685 Should taste not prevent, that I threw up the poison? 903 01:24:56,978 --> 01:24:58,984 Wait a little. 904 01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:04,746 You know that D.H. is your father right? 905 01:25:06,154 --> 01:25:08,041 No. 906 01:25:08,198 --> 01:25:11,413 So it was good I said it. 907 01:25:11,576 --> 01:25:14,080 Then comes the aviator, Mimi. 908 01:25:33,682 --> 01:25:36,102 Ms. kiss. right? 909 01:27:03,313 --> 01:27:05,532 Wake up. 910 01:27:13,865 --> 01:27:16,001 Now wake up! 911 01:27:20,539 --> 01:27:22,923 Excuse me. 912 01:27:35,012 --> 01:27:37,480 Excuse me. 913 01:27:55,365 --> 01:27:59,588 Do you want to see the body before they come and collect it? 914 01:28:08,503 --> 01:28:10,923 I have seen it. 915 01:28:36,156 --> 01:28:39,004 Excuse me, can we come here? 916 01:28:44,498 --> 01:28:47,084 Hello, mrs. Hathaway. 917 01:28:47,250 --> 01:28:50,134 This is Jason Slocumb junior. 918 01:28:51,755 --> 01:28:54,092 Igby. 919 01:28:54,257 --> 01:28:58,517 No, unfortunately she can't. She is dead. 920 01:28:58,679 --> 01:29:03,104 He has always enjoyed to deliver bad news. 921 01:29:07,437 --> 01:29:10,367 Hello, mrs. Little. It's Igby. 922 01:29:10,524 --> 01:29:14,036 - Do you want to sign here? - I would like to. 923 01:29:14,194 --> 01:29:16,199 But she is dead. 924 01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:35,218 - A nice piece of work. - Thank you. 925 01:29:35,382 --> 01:29:37,802 Aunt Penelope? It's Igby. 926 01:29:37,968 --> 01:29:41,266 Yes, everything seems to be to be in order 927 01:29:41,430 --> 01:29:43,601 Yes, I'm in Washington. 928 01:29:43,765 --> 01:29:47,359 It's for you and your assistants. 929 01:29:47,519 --> 01:29:50,901 Many thanks. It's generous of you. 930 01:29:51,064 --> 01:29:54,991 Yes, she would definitely like that, Aunt Penelope. 931 01:29:55,152 --> 01:29:57,951 There's just one catch to it. 932 01:30:19,259 --> 01:30:24,432 Yes, I'm sure she was. Yes, on Tuesday. 933 01:30:24,598 --> 01:30:27,695 Thanks. Hey hey. 934 01:30:34,566 --> 01:30:36,903 How ironic. 935 01:30:37,069 --> 01:30:39,405 For the first time in my entire life, - 936 01:30:39,571 --> 01:30:44,411 - where I feel just a little bit for her, is when she is dead. 937 01:30:47,579 --> 01:30:50,296 You beat her corpse. 938 01:30:50,415 --> 01:30:53,263 No, afterwards. 939 01:30:53,418 --> 01:30:56,432 The memorial service is in two days. 940 01:30:56,588 --> 01:31:00,219 You killed her. Then you must bury her too. 941 01:31:00,384 --> 01:31:02,720 It was just for fun. 942 01:31:02,886 --> 01:31:07,192 try and listen I cannot change my ticket. 943 01:31:07,349 --> 01:31:10,279 It would also be quite hypocritical 944 01:31:10,435 --> 01:31:12,820 ...you know. 945 01:31:12,979 --> 01:31:16,693 - As always, you can handle the cuts, right? - Yeah. 946 01:31:18,318 --> 01:31:21,082 - You should hate me. - I don't. 947 01:31:21,238 --> 01:31:23,457 But you should. 948 01:31:23,615 --> 01:31:27,672 - Now don't be so conciliatory. - Never in my life. 949 01:31:27,828 --> 01:31:31,708 - Are you going to California? - Yes, the sunshine state. 950 01:31:31,873 --> 01:31:34,507 No, it's Florida. 951 01:31:34,668 --> 01:31:39,923 Is it? At least it is almost 5000 km from here. 952 01:31:40,090 --> 01:31:44,052 - Do you have a number we can call? - "We"? No. 953 01:31:44,219 --> 01:31:46,770 So call when you get one. 954 01:31:52,144 --> 01:31:55,774 There is not much that binds us together, huh? 955 01:31:55,939 --> 01:31:58,703 Only a now halved amount of blood. 956 01:32:08,869 --> 01:32:11,170 It was beautiful. 957 01:35:14,513 --> 01:35:17,859 Translation: Malene Hollnagel Scandinavian Text Service