1 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:06,138 - Listen, don't forget you got to be home early tonight. 2 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:07,740 - 'cause...'cause somebody's coming over. 3 00:00:07,742 --> 00:00:09,074 See? I listen to you. 4 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:12,044 - Yeah, somebody, my sister. 5 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:13,746 - Yay, aunt jennifer. 6 00:00:13,748 --> 00:00:15,647 Can I ride her motorcycle? 7 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:16,648 - No. 8 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,550 And neither can daddy. 9 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,619 Come on, guys. Let's get ready for school. 10 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,321 Let's go. Wash up. 11 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:24,456 - So how long is your sister staying? 12 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,225 - Oh, for a while, 13 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,493 I hope, this time. 14 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:29,261 - Yeah, well, with her, 15 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:32,631 We could just be some pit stop to some acupunctury 16 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,500 Aroma therapy 17 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:35,667 Hindu 18 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:39,405 Festival of hugging. 19 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:42,374 - She's just trying to find herself, ray. 20 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:46,211 She hasn't looked near the soap. 21 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:47,413 - She doesn't smell, ray. 22 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:49,515 That was patchouli oil that time. 23 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:50,716 - Patchouli. 24 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:54,553 What is that, hindu for "stink"? 25 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:55,554 - Stop it, ray. 26 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,555 She smells fine. 27 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,123 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 28 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:00,192 - Hi, dears. 29 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:01,527 I brought you my big spoon. 30 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:02,528 - Ah, see? 31 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:03,629 Ah. 32 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:05,130 Ah, see, that's beautiful. 33 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:07,533 That is what a woman should smell like. 34 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:11,804 Lemon pledge and meat sauce. 35 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:22,714 - Jeffrey, do not splash water out of the tub. 36 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,149 Ray, where you going? 37 00:01:24,151 --> 00:01:26,118 - Ah, we-- I'm going to get towels. 38 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,386 - We don't need more towels. 39 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:28,754 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we do. 40 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:39,531 - Ray, door. 41 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:44,436 - Guess I'll do everything. 42 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,804 - Ray. 43 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:47,573 - Hey, jennifer. 44 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:48,574 - Ray, come here. 45 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:51,343 Give me a hug. 46 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:54,580 How are ya? 47 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:56,448 Aw, look at this. 48 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,450 Fresh from the tub. 49 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,518 - Yeah, baths. 50 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,121 You can't beat a nice bath. 51 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:05,124 - Jen. 52 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:06,525 - Jennifer. 53 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,293 Give me a hug. 54 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,528 - She smells fine, ray. 55 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:12,131 - Really? 56 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:15,367 - Look how big you've gotten. 57 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:16,668 I can't believe how long it's been. 58 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:17,703 - Yeah, two years. 59 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,204 Really? 60 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:20,639 - Yeah. Well, you've been so busy. 61 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:23,142 Oh, mom and dad told me they saw you in sri lanka. 62 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,743 - Oh, it's so great there. 63 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,311 You should go. 64 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:30,149 - Oh, sure, right after I fold these towels. 65 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:32,518 - Okay, who wants presents? 66 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,852 - Oh, presents. 67 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:34,853 Yay. Me. - Me. 68 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:35,854 Me too. 69 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,891 - Sorry, ray. 70 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:40,526 Oh, that's for you. 71 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:42,361 - A necklace. 72 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:43,829 - Ohh, very pretty. 73 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,731 What are these, rosary beads? 74 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,533 Prayer cards. 75 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:49,268 Hmm. 76 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:53,572 Hey, a saint jude rookie card. 77 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:55,240 - Okay, what do you say to aunt jennifer? 78 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:57,509 - Thank you, aunt jennifer. 79 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,745 - You're welcome. 80 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,480 - Where'd you get all that stuff? 81 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:03,916 - From work. 82 00:03:03,918 --> 00:03:07,419 - Where do you work, heaven? 83 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:08,921 - Maybe someday. 84 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:10,889 I'm a nun. 85 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,896 Great, you're a nun. 86 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:18,897 - I am. 87 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:19,898 - No, you're not. 88 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:20,966 - Yes, I am. 89 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:22,801 I joined the sisters of charity. 90 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,536 We got a secret handshake and everything. 91 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,205 - Oh, stop that. 92 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:28,340 - Really, I am a nun. 93 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,441 Or I will be in a couple weeks 94 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,876 When I take my final vows. 95 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,477 After that, they're sending me to zaire. 96 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:34,947 - What do you mean, like, in africa? 97 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:36,448 - Yep. 98 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:37,883 - Wow, you got to-- 99 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,651 You got to get a big shot in your-- 100 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:42,654 Your bottom for that. 101 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,957 - I already did. 102 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:47,359 - Man, you're really into this. 103 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:51,230 - Are you hungry? 104 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:52,664 'cause I'll heat something up for you. 105 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:53,665 - Wait. 106 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,300 What do you think? 107 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:58,503 - Oh, about the nun thing? 108 00:03:58,505 --> 00:03:59,504 It's great. 109 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:00,539 That is just great. 110 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:01,540 Is meat loaf okay? 111 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:02,541 - Sure. 112 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:05,544 - Ooh, debra's meat loaf. 113 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:08,847 You might need another shot. 114 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:11,350 You know the expression, turn the other cheek. 115 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:13,719 Oh, uh, I'm sorry. 116 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:15,387 I'm real sorry. 117 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:16,388 Yeah. 118 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,357 Are you thirsty? 119 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:19,591 - Yeah. 120 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,859 - Yeah, all right, I'll go get us-- 121 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:23,695 I'll get us some drinks, yeah. 122 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:29,968 What do you think? 123 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,036 - Can you believe this? 124 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,504 She's gonna be a nun now. 125 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:33,939 - I know; I can't. 126 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:34,940 She's a nun. 127 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,643 I feel weird. 128 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:38,910 Hey, how come we don't have 129 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:41,513 Any crucifixes hanging up here, huh? 130 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:43,982 Nothing. 131 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,518 Get a magnet one for the fridge or something. 132 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,520 - What? 133 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,521 - And you know what? 134 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:50,789 While she's here, 135 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,057 I'm thinking maybe we should both 136 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,058 Try to be a little more... 137 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,861 ah, ah... 138 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,329 - Okay, why don't we start 139 00:04:57,331 --> 00:05:00,499 By you going to church every Sunday? 140 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:04,002 - Let's not go crazy. 141 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,071 - Yeah, you know what this is? 142 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,939 This is just her latest phase. 143 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,442 - Oh, yeah, yeah, the nun phase, I went through that. 144 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,744 Yeah. 145 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:16,515 - This is her; this is what she does to get attention, 146 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:17,849 So I want you to just ignore it, okay? 147 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,618 - How can I-- 148 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,386 - Just don't make a big deal about the nun-- 149 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:25,524 - Will you-- 150 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,960 - Hello there, ms. Jennifer. 151 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,595 - Robert. 152 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:32,597 - A little birdie told me you were comin'. 153 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:35,534 - Oh, you are still the world's best hugger. 154 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:40,505 - It's been a while. 155 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,541 - Since ray and debra's wedding. 156 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,676 - Yeah, listen, look, about the wedding, 157 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,945 You know, that was a crazy time, 158 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,613 And you know, maybe things got 159 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:49,781 A little out of hand. 160 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:51,083 You know, all the free champagne, 161 00:05:51,085 --> 00:05:54,920 And things moved kind of fast, you know. 162 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,722 - I thought you were sweet. 163 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,757 - No, no, I embarrassed myself. 164 00:05:58,759 --> 00:05:59,858 - No, you didn't. 165 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,494 I've fainted before too. 166 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:05,397 - Yeah, but you didn't take out a wedding cake. 167 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,899 - Well, you look great. 168 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,501 - Well, so do you. 169 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:10,769 - Thanks. Things going well? 170 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:11,937 - Yeah, things are going good. 171 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,372 I got promoted to sergeant, 172 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:14,639 Moved into my own place. 173 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:15,741 You know, little stuff. 174 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:16,742 - That's great. 175 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,577 - So how about you? 176 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:21,079 Whose heart are you breaking these days? 177 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,848 - Actually, I'm becoming a nun, 178 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:25,384 So I guess you could say that I'm married to god. 179 00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:40,565 - I have a girlfriend. 180 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:45,704 Her name's amy. 181 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:46,838 - Hey, robert. 182 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,173 - Hey, ray. 183 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:51,143 Let me help you with that there, buddy. 184 00:06:51,145 --> 00:06:52,144 - It's a glass. I can-- 185 00:06:52,146 --> 00:06:53,145 - No, it's heavy. 186 00:06:53,147 --> 00:06:54,479 Let me take it. 187 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:55,747 - Okay. 188 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,949 - So did jennifer tell you about her 189 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:02,120 Exciting new business? 190 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,688 - Great retirement plan. 191 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:14,533 - Hey, y-you know who I loved when I was a kid? 192 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:15,901 The singin' nun. 193 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:16,902 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 194 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:18,036 Me too, yeah. 195 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,938 But only for her music. 196 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,542 - Hey, hey, you remember that song? 197 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:24,876 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 198 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,445 dominique, nique, nique 199 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,159 - Hey. 200 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,694 - Hey, kids in bed? 201 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,095 - Yeah, yeah, you should've stayed up. 202 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:45,630 What a great movie. 203 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,132 - Oh, I've seen it a thousand times. 204 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,567 - It's almost like 205 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:51,002 The hills really are alive. 206 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:56,141 And I like when julie andrews does this. 207 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:02,047 - You're very talented. 208 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,081 - Yeah. 209 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,115 You like that? 210 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,951 Hey, how about this? 211 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:12,591 dominique, nique, nique... 212 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:18,763 Hey. 213 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,588 - Maybe it won't be so hard to give up men. 214 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,991 - I just-- I love that song. 215 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:48,627 I just-- 216 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:49,895 - Hey, deb, you got an alarm clock? 217 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:50,996 I want to make 6:30 mass 218 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,297 At that church down the street. 219 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,598 6:30? 220 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,734 Is god even up then? 221 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,269 - Anyone interested in joining me? 222 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:04,609 - I usually go over by work. 223 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:05,610 - Okay then. 224 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:06,611 Good night. 225 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:07,612 - Night. 226 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:08,613 - Night. 227 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:14,119 I lied half-naked to a nun. 228 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,120 - Oh, please. 229 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,788 6:30 in the morning. 230 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,757 That's what time she used to go to bed. 231 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,792 Where did she get this from? 232 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,627 - I don't know. 233 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:25,230 Maybe your sister got one of those callings. 234 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,598 - Yeah, well, 235 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:27,632 Then that call was on hold 236 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:31,903 While she dated the who. 237 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,638 - Why is this bothering you so much? 238 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,639 - I don't know. 239 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:36,141 You wouldn't understand. 240 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,676 - Oh, yeah, that's right. 241 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:38,677 I'm too stupid. 242 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:39,678 I wouldn't understand. 243 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,313 Yeah. 244 00:09:41,315 --> 00:09:43,715 It's not like you're so complicated, you know? 245 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:47,919 You're mad at her, and it's so obvious why. 246 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,021 - Go ahead. 247 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:53,124 - You're mad at her because... 248 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:57,696 She dated the who. 249 00:09:58,798 --> 00:09:59,998 No, wait. 250 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,266 I know. 251 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,901 I know. 252 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:05,971 I--you--you are so very mad at her 253 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,806 Because... 254 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:08,940 You... 255 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,041 Are not... 256 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,777 The good sister anymore. 257 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,879 - What? 258 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:17,248 - Aha ha! 259 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,249 That's it. 260 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,818 That's it. 261 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,086 You always used to be the good one, 262 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,787 And jennifer was the bad one. 263 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,723 But now she's becoming a nun, 264 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,892 Which makes her the really good one. 265 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:30,862 She wins. 266 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,764 - That's not it. - Then what is it? 267 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,332 - I don't know, but that's not it. 268 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,735 - You just don't like me being right, right? 269 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,703 You're allowed to analyze me up and down, 270 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:43,174 But I--I hit on a psychological undercoating 271 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:48,279 And--and you can't give me my due. 272 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,715 - You're a genius, professor. 273 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,152 - So what? 274 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,320 So you're the bad one. 275 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,790 So what? 276 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:02,260 I prefer the bad one. 277 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:11,870 The bad ones are naughty. 278 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:12,937 - Oh. 279 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:15,707 Get off of me, ray. 280 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,676 - Okay, bad girl-- 281 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:18,677 - Ray! 282 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,111 - All right. 283 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:27,452 All alone in rightville. 284 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:38,930 - Oh, this salad is so wonderful, jennifer. 285 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,899 It may be the best salad I've ever eaten. 286 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:48,106 - Excuse me, sister jennifer. 287 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,307 Mightn't I trouble you 288 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,910 To pass the peas this way, perchance? 289 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,781 - She's not the queen, frank. 290 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,384 - How about not talking with your mouth full? 291 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:04,055 - How about you jumpin'-- 292 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,959 I'm just trying to enjoy god's bounty. 293 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:11,963 - Let me help you, deb. 294 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,431 - Oh, that's okay, I got it. 295 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,966 So you want dessert now or later? 296 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,769 - Oh, now, dear, 297 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,838 'cause I have something extra-special for jennifer 298 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,239 Across the street. 299 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,240 - I already have-- 300 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,975 - I'll be right back. 301 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,045 - Marie, you shouldn't have bothered. 302 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,079 - Oh, nonsense. 303 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,380 It isn't every day 304 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,449 That we have someone like you with us. 305 00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:36,921 - Ray, would you stop it? 306 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,356 - So, uh, 307 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:41,025 Sister jennifer, uh, 308 00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,527 May I ask you a question 309 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,296 That's been on my mind for quite some time? 310 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,165 - Sure, frank. 311 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,833 - It's a rare opportunity 312 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:52,103 For me to talk to someone of your vocation, 313 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,305 Which leads me to my question. 314 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:58,243 What do you gals wear under there? 315 00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,511 - Dad. - Dad! 316 00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:01,146 - What? 317 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,448 - We can't discuss religion at the table? 318 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:11,523 - Deb, deb, deb, deb. 319 00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:13,224 Deb. 320 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,360 - What? 321 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,095 - Don't pretend with me. 322 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:20,365 I only know too well 323 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:24,502 The pain of being number two. 324 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,371 - What did ray tell you? 325 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,906 - About you and your sister? 326 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,507 He doesn't have to tell me. 327 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,910 I've seen that face before 328 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:35,046 In the mirror. 329 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,381 - No, my sister and I 330 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,216 Don't have that kind of relationship. 331 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,084 - Oh, no? 332 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:43,421 It starts the first day they bring the new one home. 333 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,123 There you are, innocently playing 334 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,325 With your bongo monkey. 335 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,603 All the relatives 336 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:02,574 Just oohing and ahhing over the new little blessing. 337 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:03,975 So cute, so-- 338 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,544 So precious. 339 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,247 Then mama's darling begins to cry. 340 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,615 Someone comes up with the bright idea 341 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,251 Of giving him your bongo. 342 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,453 "that'll calm him down." 343 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,422 And from that day forward, 344 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,591 Say good-bye to your monkey and assume the position. 345 00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:22,594 You are now number two. 346 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,530 - I'm the younger one, robert. 347 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,466 - What's that? 348 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,968 - I'm the youngest. 349 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,036 They would be giving me the bongo monkey. 350 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,272 - Oh. 351 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,140 Well, it's just a very general story 352 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:40,445 Intended to illuminate the human condition. 353 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,280 - Thank you. 354 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,116 - Give me more than ray. 355 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,522 Okay, who wants ice cream? 356 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,523 - Thank you. 357 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,892 - Uh-huh. 358 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,894 - Here we go. 359 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:07,538 A special cake for a special someone. 360 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,641 - It's beautiful. 361 00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:11,910 - Well, it was made with love 362 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:15,079 In honor of the sacrifices you're making for us. 363 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,283 - Is there a special dessert grace, 364 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:22,020 Or can we just chop this thing up? 365 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,354 - Let's dig in. 366 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,089 I'm sure I won't be seeing much cake 367 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,691 Like this in zaire. 368 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,393 - Ha, zaire. 369 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,694 - What? 370 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,396 - You're really gonna go to zaire 371 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,431 And give up cake and double stuffed oreos and men? 372 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,166 - What are you saying, I can't do it? 373 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,236 - Oh, I just think that before you become a nun 374 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,971 And move to zaire, 375 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,372 You might want to 376 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,608 You know, try this lifestyle out for, 377 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,343 Oh, a weekend. 378 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,180 - Debra, I don't think that was appropriate. 379 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:53,184 - me neither. 380 00:15:58,057 --> 00:15:59,324 - Not appropriate? 381 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,491 Okay, jen, 382 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,726 Why don't you tell us 383 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,195 What is appropriate nun behavior? 384 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,964 - Okay? Um... 385 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:06,965 Hmm. 386 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,633 Smoking? 387 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,302 - You smoke? 388 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,637 - I used to smoke. 389 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,339 - Yeah, everybody at her commune smoked. 390 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,708 Sometimes those funny little cigarettes, hmm? 391 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:23,448 - Hey, how come robert's got more ice cream than me? 392 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:34,425 - You were a pot-smoking hippie? 393 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,626 - No, it was just a place 394 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,128 Where people could live together 395 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,098 And grow organic vegetables. 396 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,100 - Naked. 397 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,505 - You handled food naked? 398 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:51,609 - That's what makes it organic. 399 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,787 - Yeah, the hills were really alive then. 400 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,023 - What is wrong with you? 401 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,424 - What's wrong with you? 402 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,497 - Excuse me. 403 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,051 - What are you doing? 404 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,052 - Do you mind? 405 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,053 I'd like to be alone. 406 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,087 - Come on, you want to talk? 407 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,321 - No, could you go? 408 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:41,392 - Make me. 409 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:45,430 - I would, but you're a nun now. 410 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,265 - I'll put the vows on hold for a second. 411 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,267 You want a piece of me? 412 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,401 - Vows. 413 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,803 - Hey, knock it off. 414 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:53,304 I know you can't believe it, 415 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,073 But I happen to be serious about this. 416 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,074 - Why? 417 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,375 - What, why am I becoming a nun? 418 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,676 - Yeah, why don't you tell me? 419 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,278 - Because I want to be better than you. 420 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,750 - What? 421 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,619 - Yeah, that's why we all become nuns. 422 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,256 - I never thought that was it. 423 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,125 - Chocolate, huh? 424 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,227 Still got a secret stash? 425 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,297 - So what? 426 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,799 - I always knew where it was. 427 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,535 You thought you were so cool, 428 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,637 Hiding your Halloween candy, 429 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,773 Eating just a little bit 430 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:32,243 So it would last longer than mine. 431 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,511 - You didn't know where it was. 432 00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:44,188 - Oh, boy, this is the hard stuff. 433 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,858 You must really be upset. 434 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,626 - Well, excuse me, but I'm not the one 435 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,827 That just dropped in to say, 436 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,162 "oh, hi, I'm becoming a nun. 437 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,664 So long, suckers." 438 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,300 - Debra, this has been coming for quite some time. 439 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,668 - Yeah, well, how would I know that, 440 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,303 Because I haven't seen you in two years 441 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,905 And barely before that. 442 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:01,906 And since college, you don't even keep in touch. 443 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,441 - I was moving around a lot. 444 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,143 I didn't know what I wanted to do. 445 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,178 - Oh, and all of a sudden, you know. 446 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,881 - I have known for about a year and a half. 447 00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:13,651 I've had a few weekends at this. 448 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,353 - Okay, fine. 449 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,821 Fine. 450 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,856 But that's not what's bothering me. 451 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,658 What's bothering me is... 452 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,859 - What? 453 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,229 - You weren't around, 454 00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:26,864 And I was okay, 455 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:30,568 Because I thought that someday you would, 456 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,303 You know. 457 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,372 And-- 458 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,541 So I've been waiting, 459 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,377 And now you're leaving for good. 460 00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:46,284 I want a sister. 461 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,852 Not a sister sister. 462 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,688 A sister. 463 00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,691 - I'm still your sister. 464 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,727 - No, you're zaire's sister. 465 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,430 I mean, ray and robert, they have this, like, 466 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,932 Completely screwed-up relationship, 467 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:03,367 But at least they have each other, you know? 468 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,802 I mean, they fight and they compete, 469 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,737 And they blame their lives on their parents. 470 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,940 They're real brothers. 471 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:19,584 - You know, dad still drinks. 472 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,885 - That's sweet, 473 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,753 But I know what you're trying to do. 474 00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:28,292 - Listen, I know how flaky I've been, 475 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,827 But this is right for me. 476 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,696 Just like you knew this life was right for you 477 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:32,997 When you met ray. 478 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,532 - Yeah, but you get to go to zaire, 479 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:38,769 And I'm stuck here with his family. 480 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,806 The barones could use your help, too, you know. 481 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,007 - I can't work miracles. 482 00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,886 Then you better pray for me. 483 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,827 - That's it? 484 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:03,894 That's it for the ice cream? 485 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:04,895 That's all we had? 486 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,597 Aw, great. 487 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,967 - What's the big deal? 488 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,902 - Nothing, I just wanted a little more ice cream, 489 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:12,903 That's all. 490 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,338 I hardly had any. 491 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,840 I just wanted a little more ice cream. 492 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:16,841 Nothing. 493 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,609 I--I had squat. 494 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,678 I had nothing. 495 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,846 Nothing ice cream. 496 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,281 - All right, all right. 497 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,616 Quit whining. 498 00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:53,844 - Bongo monkey.