1 00:00:03,417 --> 00:00:05,247 (Playing) 2 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:14,287 Do you mind? 3 00:00:14,375 --> 00:00:16,785 Look, I'm trying to work here. 4 00:00:16,875 --> 00:00:19,825 I found this sucker to pay me to do his homework for him. 5 00:00:19,917 --> 00:00:21,707 You're coloring in a dinosaur. 6 00:00:23,375 --> 00:00:25,245 Yeah. He's in kindergarten. 7 00:00:28,917 --> 00:00:31,377 Cameron, you're not even staying within the lines! 8 00:00:31,458 --> 00:00:32,918 You get what you pay for. 9 00:00:36,083 --> 00:00:37,833 -Hey, Daddy. You're home early. -Hey! 10 00:00:37,917 --> 00:00:41,207 Yeah. I was supposed to interrogate this suspect in this strangler case, 11 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:44,961 but when I went to the bathroom, he confessed. 12 00:00:45,041 --> 00:00:48,631 So now I get to watch my game shows! (Laughs) 13 00:00:48,709 --> 00:00:50,579 So, what's that? 14 00:00:50,667 --> 00:00:52,417 Oh! I have a surprise for you. 15 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,500 You know how you've been wanting one of those fancy 16 00:00:54,583 --> 00:00:56,543 Free Village designer book bags? 17 00:00:56,625 --> 00:00:57,665 You got me one? 18 00:00:58,500 --> 00:00:59,330 Nope! 19 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:04,288 -I got you something better. -Okay. 20 00:01:09,083 --> 00:01:10,883 Yup. Talk to me. 21 00:01:13,417 --> 00:01:15,127 I'm sorry, but how is this better? 22 00:01:16,917 --> 00:01:18,997 I got it from the evidence locker at the police station. 23 00:01:20,792 --> 00:01:21,962 Is this blood? 24 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,536 Of course not! 25 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:26,915 I wouldn't give you a murder bag. 26 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,580 That's an armed robbery bag. 27 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:32,580 That stain's from an exploding dye pack. 28 00:01:32,667 --> 00:01:34,917 You should see the guy's face. (Laughs) 29 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:41,536 Okay, so you can just take stuff from the evidence locker? 30 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:43,285 No, I bought it. 31 00:01:43,375 --> 00:01:45,245 That's one of the perks of the job. 32 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:48,713 They auction off unclaimed property from closed cases. 33 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:50,712 Anyway, you could say thank you. 34 00:01:50,792 --> 00:01:54,212 I spent hours combing through a lot of creepy stuff to find you that. 35 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:58,290 Is this how you got Mom's wedding ring? 36 00:01:58,375 --> 00:01:59,915 Don't change the subject. 37 00:02:02,125 --> 00:02:04,665 Dad, can I please have a Free Village bag? 38 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,830 I mean, every girl at school has one. 39 00:02:06,917 --> 00:02:08,667 I'll even chip in a little. 40 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:09,710 Absolutely not. 41 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:13,038 No child of mine is going to walk around 42 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:15,285 with some overpriced status symbol. 43 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:17,535 Huh! "Free Village." (Scoffs) 44 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:19,915 They should call it "$300 Village!" 45 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:22,250 See how many they sell then! 46 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:27,133 Oh, okay, Daddy. 47 00:02:27,208 --> 00:02:28,918 I'll go write you a thank you note. 48 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,420 Oh, look, I'll do it on the back of this. 49 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:33,750 "Give me all your money and no one gets hurt." 50 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:38,460 That's where that went. 51 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:47,330 How come you got Chyna a present and not me? 52 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,457 You know how girls are. 53 00:02:49,542 --> 00:02:51,172 They're obsessed with fitting in. 54 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:53,080 But see, the great thing about you, Cameron, 55 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:55,956 is that no matter what you do, you'll never fit in. 56 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,040 (Theme song playing) 57 00:03:03,959 --> 00:03:04,829 (Whoo!) 58 00:03:04,917 --> 00:03:06,707 ♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪ 59 00:03:06,792 --> 00:03:08,502 ♪ Something different we all bring ♪ 60 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:10,333 ♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪ 61 00:03:10,417 --> 00:03:12,167 ♪ You got it You got it ♪ 62 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:14,080 ♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪ 63 00:03:14,166 --> 00:03:15,626 ♪ In extraordinary ways ♪ 64 00:03:15,709 --> 00:03:17,789 ♪ 365 days ♪ 65 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:19,325 ♪ We got it We got it ♪ 66 00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:21,207 ♪ You can dream it ♪ 67 00:03:21,291 --> 00:03:22,791 ♪ You can be it ♪ 68 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:24,705 ♪ If you can feel it ♪ 69 00:03:24,792 --> 00:03:27,212 ♪ You can believe it ♪ 70 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:30,921 ♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪ 71 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,580 ♪ Exceptional Exceptional ♪ 72 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:38,207 ♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪ 73 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:42,041 ♪ Exceptional Exceptional ♪ 74 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:46,205 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh ♪ 75 00:03:46,291 --> 00:03:47,581 (Whoo!) 76 00:03:56,959 --> 00:04:00,419 Hey, Chyna. Oh, I love that. 77 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:03,540 Did the bag-lady wake up when you took it out from under her head? 78 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:08,415 Wait a minute, you have two Free Village bags? 79 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:11,580 Yeah. This one is for my books. 80 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:13,497 (Straining) And this one is for my makeup. 81 00:04:17,417 --> 00:04:20,247 Hey, look what's at the bottom of my pudding cup! 82 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:23,043 Fletcher, if it's another rat part, I do not want to see it. 83 00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:28,207 No, it says, "10 pudding points." 84 00:04:28,291 --> 00:04:30,291 Hey, I think I remember seeing something about that 85 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:31,745 on the label a few weeks ago. 86 00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:32,714 What'd it say? 87 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:36,038 "Hey kids! Earn cash awards and pudding-tastic prizes! 88 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:38,535 Join the Healthy Time Pudding Club by visiting our Web site! 89 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:41,035 Some restrictions may apply. Void where prohibited by law. 90 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:42,915 Employees of Healthy Time Pudding are ineligible. 91 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,170 Warning. Healthy Time Pudding may cause obesity, cavities and premature death." 92 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,826 Well, it says here on their Web site 93 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,207 that when you get 1,000 points, 94 00:04:54,291 --> 00:04:57,461 you can redeem them for a $10 cash card. 95 00:04:57,542 --> 00:04:59,422 Okay. So, to buy a Free Nation bag, 96 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,080 all you need to do is eat 3,000 pudding cups. 97 00:05:02,166 --> 00:05:04,416 Well, after that, I won't need a bag. 98 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,790 I can just carry my books in my rolls of fat. 99 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:14,248 Guys, look. Everyone's throwing away their cups. 100 00:05:15,417 --> 00:05:18,667 If we collect them all from the trash, we'll rack up points like crazy. 101 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:20,790 That's a great idea! 102 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:24,205 Okay. So, Fletcher, dive into the trash and get the pudding cups. Come on. 103 00:05:25,709 --> 00:05:26,789 Why me? 104 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:28,705 -Because I don't want to. -And neither do I. 105 00:05:28,792 --> 00:05:30,712 Oh. Well, as long as it's fair. 106 00:05:30,792 --> 00:05:32,002 (Chyna) Yeah. 107 00:05:40,458 --> 00:05:44,328 Oh, I love your bag, Hayley! (Giggles) 108 00:05:44,417 --> 00:05:47,667 Oh, nice bag, Anabella! 109 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:51,540 Oh! Hey, Wacky, look, we're twins. (Laughing) 110 00:05:54,041 --> 00:05:57,081 Oh, guys, check out my Free Village book bag! 111 00:05:57,166 --> 00:05:58,746 Is it awesome or what? 112 00:05:58,834 --> 00:06:00,714 It works for a stroll in the park... 113 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:05,666 A night on the town... 114 00:06:08,875 --> 00:06:10,915 Or hiding from paparazzi. 115 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:11,830 Oh, stop! 116 00:06:13,834 --> 00:06:16,754 Stop taking pictures! I just want a normal life! 117 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:22,632 It's all right. But can you keep your lunch in its belly? 118 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:28,830 So if it's a book bag, why aren't your books in it? 119 00:06:28,917 --> 00:06:31,747 Oh. Because most of the room in my new new bag 120 00:06:31,834 --> 00:06:35,004 is being taken up by the old new bag that my dad gave me. 121 00:06:36,625 --> 00:06:39,205 My dad would go nuts if he knew I got this new new bag. 122 00:06:39,291 --> 00:06:40,831 So I leave the house using the old new bag 123 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:42,457 and hide the new new bag inside it. 124 00:06:42,542 --> 00:06:43,632 Then, when I'm on the bus, 125 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:45,329 I take the new new bag out of the old new bag, 126 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:47,417 and hide the old new bag inside the new new bag. 127 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:49,750 Then, I take the old new bag out of the new new bag 128 00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:52,964 and hide the new new bag back inside the old new bag. 129 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:56,963 Seems kind of complicated to me. 130 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:57,921 How so? 131 00:07:03,917 --> 00:07:06,627 So, Cameron, how's the kindergarten homework going? 132 00:07:06,709 --> 00:07:11,169 Not good. I could only find seven of the 10 things wrong with this picture. 133 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:14,670 Ooh, eight! Cows don't have tails. 134 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:17,000 You know, you really should give that kid a discount. 135 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,420 Hey, Cameron. (Chuckling) 136 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,380 What's that? 137 00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:25,748 Well, I felt bad about not getting you anything 138 00:07:25,834 --> 00:07:31,004 from the evidence locker, so I brought you a portable music player. 139 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:32,673 -Really? -Yeah. 140 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,958 Is this a car stereo? 141 00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:41,792 You're welcome. 142 00:07:45,041 --> 00:07:47,791 But doesn't it need speakers? And a car? 143 00:07:49,583 --> 00:07:53,503 You know, kids today. Nothing's ever enough for you. 144 00:07:53,583 --> 00:07:56,423 You know what I had to listen to music with when I was your age? 145 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,290 Ears and a window! 146 00:07:58,375 --> 00:08:01,825 Whatever the neighbors had on, that's what I listened to. 147 00:08:01,917 --> 00:08:04,787 You know what I got? Arms and a window. 148 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,825 I'm gonna go throw this out of it. 149 00:08:06,917 --> 00:08:07,957 Give me this. 150 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:11,000 So, you're not going to use your gift? 151 00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:12,753 At least Chyna uses hers! 152 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:16,291 What is this? 153 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:18,285 Why does Chyna have a new new bag 154 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,495 stuffed inside her old new bag? 155 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:26,745 -Hey, Daddy. -Hey, sweetie. 156 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:32,253 How was your day? Anything... new? 157 00:08:34,792 --> 00:08:37,382 Well, you know, there were some more budget cuts at school, 158 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:40,208 so they combined French class with art. 159 00:08:40,917 --> 00:08:43,207 It's (clearing throat) now called Fart. 160 00:08:46,417 --> 00:08:49,577 So how are you enjoying your new bag? 161 00:08:51,542 --> 00:08:53,332 -My new bag? -Mmm-hmm. 162 00:08:53,417 --> 00:08:55,827 Oh, you mean the one that you gave me. 163 00:08:55,917 --> 00:08:58,077 Yeah. Turns out that I love it. 164 00:08:58,166 --> 00:08:59,246 So much. 165 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:04,330 So much that I wish I were a bag 166 00:09:04,417 --> 00:09:06,997 and that bags could get married, because I would marry it. 167 00:09:08,291 --> 00:09:10,331 But sadly, society's not ready for that. 168 00:09:14,792 --> 00:09:17,172 Officer 3-9? This is Detective Parks. 169 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:19,964 Hold on, Darryl. 170 00:09:20,041 --> 00:09:21,921 (Loud clattering) 171 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,670 That'll teach you, dirtbag! 172 00:09:25,417 --> 00:09:26,457 Hey, what's up? 173 00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:29,289 I'm probably overreacting, 174 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:31,625 but I'm worried my daughter might be shoplifting. 175 00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:32,919 I'm gonna need you to go undercover. 176 00:09:35,834 --> 00:09:38,964 Hi, I'm the new kid. Where do I sit? 177 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:56,747 -Hey, who's the new kid? -I don't know. 178 00:09:58,208 --> 00:09:59,208 Is that a sippy cup? 179 00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:06,253 Hi, I'm Chyna, and this is Olive and Fletcher. 180 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:07,293 I'm Charlie. 181 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:09,785 Charlie... Brown. 182 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,753 That's an unusual name. 183 00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:15,174 Look who's talking, Fletcher. 184 00:10:17,709 --> 00:10:19,579 Good thing he doesn't know your middle name. 185 00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:21,127 It's Pumpernickel! 186 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,918 (Both laughing) 187 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,380 So, Charlie Brown, what's your gift? 188 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:29,128 I didn't know I was supposed to bring a gift. 189 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:30,878 -Will you take cash? -Yes. 190 00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:34,002 No, I meant your talent. 191 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:37,133 Everybody in the A.N.T. Program has a special talent. 192 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:39,498 Yeah. Chyna's is music, mine is art, 193 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:41,753 and Olive's is answering questions nobody's asking. 194 00:10:41,834 --> 00:10:43,464 I'm really good at it! 195 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:47,960 My talent is... 196 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:03,503 Dancing. 197 00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:05,793 Ooh, cool! Can I see? 198 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,125 -See what? -See you dance. 199 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:10,458 Oh, right. 200 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,001 Sure. 201 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:22,915 This is good, isn't it? Yeah. 202 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,670 Shake a little out. Shake a little out. 203 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,540 And then go old-school. Yeah! Oh, you like that? 204 00:11:27,625 --> 00:11:29,745 Yeah! Oh, big finish! 205 00:11:29,834 --> 00:11:31,384 (Screaming) 206 00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:35,883 Wow. You are good. 207 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:43,290 Wake up, Cameron! 208 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:53,502 I wasn't sleeping. Just doing homework. 209 00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:57,003 Hey, I've got a surprise for you from the police auction. 210 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,383 A new bike! 211 00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:04,544 Where are the tires? 212 00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,415 By now? Probably in Tijuana. 213 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:11,333 You know what, next time why don't you give me a card saying, 214 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:12,707 "I don't love you"? 215 00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:15,752 They make those? 216 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:19,628 You know what, fine. 217 00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:23,379 If you want something, how about you go down to the precinct, 218 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:26,248 ask for Bernice to show you the unclaimed property 219 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,383 and you can pick out something yourself. 220 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:29,958 Because I'm done trying to please you. 221 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,751 And nothing over $20. 222 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,424 I'll go tomorrow. 223 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,540 I have all this homework to finish. 224 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,205 This turkey isn't gonna draw itself. 225 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:46,915 I feel so sick. Pass me another one. 226 00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:52,878 Hey, what are you guys up to? 227 00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:56,419 We're just working on something we call Operation Sticky Fingers. 228 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,210 -You see, we figured out a way to... -(Stamps foot) 229 00:12:58,291 --> 00:12:59,171 (Exclaims) 230 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:04,575 What he meant is 231 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,957 we're having a pudding eating contest. 232 00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:08,421 Oh! Do you want to go for the record? 233 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,580 Oh, I can't. My doctor says my cholesterol... 234 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:15,667 I mean, Mommy says I have to cut down on sweets. 235 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:16,880 (Cell phone ringing) 236 00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:18,289 Excuse me. 237 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:20,125 That's probably Mommy now. 238 00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:23,082 Hi, Mommy. 239 00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:28,665 Fletcher, don't tell anyone else about the pudding points. 240 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,920 We want all that stuff for ourselves. 241 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,920 Can't we tell Charlie Brown? 242 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,080 I mean, he's the first cool Ant ever. 243 00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:37,826 He's not afraid to use a sippy cup, 244 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,497 he busts out those awesome dance moves, 245 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:42,133 and I think he wears aftershave. 246 00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:45,627 Well, I don't trust him. 247 00:13:45,709 --> 00:13:48,289 You know, I think he's lying about his age. 248 00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,035 Yeah, there's no way he's 11. 249 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:51,285 He's eight, tops. 250 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:56,918 Hey, there's Charlie Brown. 251 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,750 Aww, and that must be his mom, 252 00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,214 the one who won't let him eat sweets. 253 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,915 Well, she's giving him some sugar now. 254 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,420 (Cell phone ringing) 255 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,880 I gotta get back to work. See you at home, babe. 256 00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:14,166 Officer 3-9 here. He's a cop! 257 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,210 I knew it! I knew he wasn't an Ant! 258 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:19,211 -Hey, Darryl. -Is he talking to my dad? 259 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:20,711 Tell me what's going on. 260 00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:25,042 They've started something called "Operation Sticky Fingers." 261 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,575 I'm working on infiltrating their little shoplifting operation. 262 00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:31,501 My dad thinks I'm shoplifting? 263 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:34,213 I can't believe he doesn't trust me! 264 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,461 I feel so betrayed. 265 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,832 I can't believe Charlie Brown would lie to us. 266 00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:42,079 You think you know someone after half a week of school. 267 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,883 You know what? 268 00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:48,669 We're going to teach him a lesson. 269 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:49,750 Him and my father. 270 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,749 He's coming. He's coming. Everybody act suspicious. 271 00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:56,044 -Okay. -Go, go, go. 272 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:03,415 Hey, guys. What's going on? 273 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,830 Oh, shoot. 274 00:15:04,917 --> 00:15:06,997 He is on to our crime syndicate. 275 00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:12,174 (Imitating Mafioso) This could be bad news, yous guys. 276 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,460 We can't risk having a snitch around. 277 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:15,752 I says we... 278 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:18,712 (Making tearing sound) 279 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,042 Tickle his neck? 280 00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:23,331 Wait. 281 00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:25,497 He could be valuable to us. 282 00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,535 So, here's the deal. 283 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:32,575 Up until now we have only been shoplifting, 284 00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:34,537 but now we're going for the big score. 285 00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:38,955 Yeah, we're going to break into a house and clean it out. 286 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,881 Not literally. We're not going to housekeep. 287 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,325 We're going to steal stuff. 288 00:15:45,417 --> 00:15:48,997 -You want in? -Totally. Sign me up. 289 00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:52,423 Good. 'Cause we need someone to sneak in through the doggy door, 290 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,420 and you're the only one that can fit. 291 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,580 And it's all going down tonight. 292 00:15:57,625 --> 00:16:00,415 By this time tomorrow, we'll be rich. 293 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:03,210 Yeah. You'll end up with plenty of bread. 294 00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:05,501 Clams. Lettuce. 295 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,083 Cheddar. 296 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:10,826 That is, if you choose to spend your cut at the grocery store. 297 00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:22,002 So, 3-9, what's going on at that school? 298 00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,963 Well, I got a B on my history quiz 299 00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:26,211 and I totally deserved an A-. 300 00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:28,671 3-9, what's Chyna up to? 301 00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:31,709 Well, I joined their little crime ring, 302 00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:33,922 and they're planning on robbing a house. 303 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,670 No. That can't be right. 304 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,540 There's no way my little girl is robbing a house. 305 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:39,915 I'm telling you, they told me themselves. 306 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,250 They even threatened to tickle my neck. 307 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,003 How'd they know I'm ticklish? 308 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,883 These guys really do their homework. 309 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,580 What house? 310 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,037 Whose house are they robbing? 311 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,705 Well, they won't tell me yet because I'm the new guy. 312 00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:55,292 But I'll call you when I'm in the house 313 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,165 and you can come and see for yourself. 314 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,710 Sorry I'm late. 315 00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:06,537 Fletcher, do you understand the term "cat burglar"? 316 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:10,957 Obviously. Seems I'm the only one who does. 317 00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:18,705 Okay, Charlie Brown, go in through the doggy door, 318 00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:21,332 make sure the coast is clear, then let us in. 319 00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:22,917 Will do. 320 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,250 Now are you sure he doesn't know this is your house? 321 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,963 How could he possibly know? 322 00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:35,831 Your last name is on the mailbox and the doormat. 323 00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:39,501 Wow. He's a really bad detective. 324 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,080 (Cell phone ringing) 325 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:46,285 Hello! 326 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:48,955 It's me. I'm in the house. 327 00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:50,881 You actually broke into a house? 328 00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:52,629 Yeah, yeah, I told you. 329 00:17:52,709 --> 00:17:55,829 But I'm not really sure why Chyna picked this place. 330 00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:59,747 There's nothing in here worth stealing. It's all junk. 331 00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:01,924 Ugly, worthless junk. 332 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,040 Do you have an address? 333 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,875 Yeah, I saw it on the way in. It's... 334 00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:08,129 (Glass shattering) 335 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:11,125 I think there's someone in the house. 336 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,168 (Toilet flushing) 337 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,130 Wait, I think there's someone in the house. 338 00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:17,998 I think they're downstairs. 339 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,673 I think they're coming downstairs. 340 00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:22,383 I'll call you back. 341 00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:54,375 (Both exclaiming) 342 00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:58,288 (Groaning) 343 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,502 Dad, are you okay? 344 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:06,963 No! I just got tasered in the kneecap! 345 00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:10,424 You are in big trouble. Big trouble. 346 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:14,330 Um... I think I saw a mouse. Gotta go. 347 00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:18,882 Oh, no, my cat got out! 348 00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:23,131 Chyna, what are you doing breaking into your own house? 349 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,788 I'm teaching you a lesson. 350 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:26,375 How could you think I would steal? 351 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,208 You know me better than that. 352 00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,831 Well, then how do you explain the new new bag 353 00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,957 you were hiding in your old new bag? 354 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,500 I bought it with gift cards I got 355 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:38,333 by collecting pudding cups from the garbage cans at school. 356 00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:42,212 Would you please keep it down? We're trying to have a conversation. 357 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:46,711 So you're telling me you rummaged through the trash 358 00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:49,422 to get a $300 designer bag for free? 359 00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:51,794 Yeah. 360 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,955 That's my girl! (Laughs) 361 00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:56,041 I knew you'd never steal. 362 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,455 (Laughing) 363 00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:59,752 But you did lie to me about getting that bag. 364 00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,674 Look, I know I shouldn't have lied, 365 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:04,420 but I'm the only one who doesn't have one. 366 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,330 I feel like I stick out enough as it is. 367 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,963 (Smashing piano keys) 368 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,501 Look, you stick out because you're special 369 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:14,293 and beautiful. 370 00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,575 Just like me. 371 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,460 Look, I know fitting in in high school is tough. 372 00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:24,003 Especially when you're so much younger than anybody else. 373 00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:24,963 (Crashing) 374 00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:28,331 I know, but I'm gonna help you get through it. 375 00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:30,877 But we need to communicate 376 00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:33,579 and always be honest with each other, okay? 377 00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:37,417 -(Crashing) -Okay. I'll promise to be honest 378 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,540 if you promise not to send any more cops to spy on me. 379 00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:43,785 What? I never sent anyone to spy on you. 380 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,423 What are you talking about? He's right there. 381 00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:55,421 I've never seen that man in my life! 382 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,170 He must be a burglar! 383 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,880 Come on, Dad. What happened to always being honest? 384 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:03,749 Seriously. If I knew him, would I do this? 385 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,415 Hey, Cameron, how was your visit to the evidence locker? 386 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,880 Oh, it was amazing. 387 00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:25,079 I had no idea that you and the other cops solved so many cases. 388 00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:28,456 Or that criminals had so many nick-nacks. 389 00:21:28,542 --> 00:21:31,382 Well, the right accent pieces can really brighten up a prison cell. 390 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,631 So did you get yourself anything? 391 00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:37,919 Nope. After you bought me all those great gifts 392 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,750 I thought I would buy you something to show my appreciation. 393 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,134 Really? 394 00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:45,538 -You got me a gift? -Yup. 395 00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,165 What'd you get me? What'd you get me? 396 00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:48,790 You know how you always wanted a convertible? 397 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,035 No, you didn't! 398 00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:51,245 Yes, I did! 399 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,205 Oh! 400 00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:54,421 Drive safe!