1 00:00:02,239 --> 00:00:04,217 Je, unaisukuma? 2 00:00:04,682 --> 00:00:07,699 - Sukuma! - Nina vidole! Inakwenda tu, "Bing." 3 00:00:07,702 --> 00:00:10,673 Je, ni "bing" au "bing?" 4 00:00:10,674 --> 00:00:12,656 Bing. Bing. Ni bing mbaya. 5 00:00:12,657 --> 00:00:13,716 Hutoa sauti ya saratani ya mwisho, 6 00:00:13,717 --> 00:00:15,744 au mama akinisisitiza kwa chakula cha mchana cha karibu. 7 00:00:15,745 --> 00:00:18,656 Nimeipata. 8 00:00:18,657 --> 00:00:19,716 Je, video hii itafanya kazi sasa? Maana ni muhimu. 9 00:00:19,717 --> 00:00:21,727 Unapenda viatu hivi? Umewanunua 10 00:00:21,728 --> 00:00:23,723 kwa siku yangu ya kuzaliwa wiki iliyopita. 11 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:26,686 Kubwa. Sasa unaweza kula majani juu ya mti. 12 00:00:26,687 --> 00:00:30,648 Nusu twiga, nusu Drag malkia, asali. 13 00:00:30,649 --> 00:00:33,698 Habari. Ni mimi, Bryan Collins. 14 00:00:33,699 --> 00:00:35,744 Lakini hautanijua kama hivyo. 15 00:00:35,745 --> 00:00:38,732 Utanijua kama ... Baba. 16 00:00:39,745 --> 00:00:41,732 Labda hata Baba. 17 00:00:44,707 --> 00:00:48,673 Ee Mungu, nadhani ningefanya tu kufa kama uliniita Baba. 18 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,698 Um... 19 00:00:50,699 --> 00:00:55,648 video hii ni ya kukuonyesha... 20 00:00:55,649 --> 00:00:57,741 jinsi ya kukata tamaa ulikuwa unatafutwa. 21 00:00:59,716 --> 00:01:02,666 Na ni kiasi gani tunakupenda. 22 00:01:04,649 --> 00:01:06,691 Wewe ni mtoto wetu. 23 00:01:07,716 --> 00:01:11,677 Tumefurahi sana tu kukutana nawe. 24 00:01:11,678 --> 00:01:14,731 Lakini ninasonga mbele mwenyewe hapa. 25 00:01:14,732 --> 00:01:16,716 Napaswa kurudi hadi mwanzo. 26 00:01:16,717 --> 00:01:19,648 Tazama, hadithi hii ya hadithi ilianza katika nchi ya mbali iitwayo Ohio, 27 00:01:19,649 --> 00:01:20,720 wapi nne watu tofauti sana, 28 00:01:20,721 --> 00:01:23,677 dhidi ya vikwazo vyote, iliishia kuwa familia. 29 00:01:23,678 --> 00:01:26,648 Je, unaweza kuangalia hilo? 30 00:01:26,649 --> 00:01:27,709 Kuteleza tu katikati 31 00:01:27,710 --> 00:01:29,699 Barabara ya Buck Eye mchana kweupe, 32 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:31,677 fahari kama tausi mashoga. 33 00:01:31,678 --> 00:01:33,716 - Kwa nini wasiwe, Nana? - Usiniite hivyo. 34 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:36,682 - Sioni mzee wa kutosha kuwa bibi. - Bibi-mkubwa. 35 00:01:36,685 --> 00:01:39,660 Nimetokea kuwapenda mashoga. Sikuweza kupata nywele zangu kamwe 36 00:01:39,661 --> 00:01:41,703 - kuangalia hii nzuri bila 'em. - Inaonekana wanapendana, kwa hivyo ... 37 00:01:41,706 --> 00:01:43,698 Oh, na sasa na PDA? 38 00:01:43,699 --> 00:01:45,702 Wapiga kambi hao wa punda kuwa na ujasiri fulani. 39 00:01:45,703 --> 00:01:47,736 Nana, hao ni wasagaji. 40 00:01:47,737 --> 00:01:49,715 Hao ni wanaume wabaya. 41 00:01:49,716 --> 00:01:51,686 Oh. 42 00:01:51,687 --> 00:01:53,695 - Umesahau nini wakati huu? - Kitambulisho cha jina langu. 43 00:01:53,698 --> 00:01:55,720 - Ninaihitaji kwa kazi. - Sielewi. 44 00:01:55,723 --> 00:01:57,694 Ulikuwa mzuri sana kila wakati. 45 00:01:57,695 --> 00:01:59,648 Uko karibu kama mrembo kama nilivyokuwa 46 00:01:59,649 --> 00:02:00,689 kwa umri wako, halafu wewe... 47 00:02:00,690 --> 00:02:01,732 uligongwa. 48 00:02:01,733 --> 00:02:03,665 Umekasirisha yote. 49 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:04,691 Umepoteza maisha yako yote. 50 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,648 Asante kwa mazungumzo yako, Nana. 51 00:02:06,649 --> 00:02:08,728 Ulikuwa mzee kuliko mimi kwa mwaka ulipokuwa na mama yangu. 52 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,698 Nilikuwa nimeolewa. Nilifikiri 53 00:02:10,699 --> 00:02:11,737 mama yako alikuwa uvimbe wa fibroids. 54 00:02:11,738 --> 00:02:13,677 Kufikia wakati niligundua, 55 00:02:13,678 --> 00:02:14,741 alikuwa na uso, na mimi nilikuwa screwed. 56 00:02:14,742 --> 00:02:17,727 Kwa hivyo, ikiwa ninapanga kweli kupata mtoto siku moja, 57 00:02:17,728 --> 00:02:19,711 hiyo itakuwa familia kwanza? 58 00:02:21,699 --> 00:02:23,745 Nilipaswa kuwa mtawa. 59 00:02:30,678 --> 00:02:32,652 Sema. 60 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,673 Marekani ndio wengi zaidi nchi yenye nguvu duniani. 61 00:02:35,674 --> 00:02:37,736 Ndiyo. Lo! 62 00:02:37,737 --> 00:02:39,698 Lo! Goldie! 63 00:02:39,699 --> 00:02:41,706 Mtoto, ninaweza kueleza. 64 00:02:41,707 --> 00:02:43,736 Nilikuwa nimeenda kwa dakika sita. 65 00:02:43,737 --> 00:02:45,690 Sita. 66 00:02:45,691 --> 00:02:46,732 Je, hata hili linawezekanaje? 67 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:49,656 Alikuwa amejificha vichakani nilipoondoka? 68 00:02:49,657 --> 00:02:50,703 Jalada la zana. 69 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:55,682 - Oh. - Oh. 70 00:02:58,699 --> 00:03:00,698 Ninainunua kwa wingi. 71 00:03:00,699 --> 00:03:02,693 Utaihitaji weupe wake wa kubana. 72 00:03:02,694 --> 00:03:03,722 Wacha tuseme, mtu sio 73 00:03:03,723 --> 00:03:05,687 maelezo halisi-oriented huko nyuma, kwa hivyo ... 74 00:03:07,649 --> 00:03:09,695 Loo, na, um... jambo la mwisho? 75 00:03:10,745 --> 00:03:13,660 Nimekata tamaa kwenye maisha yangu. 76 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:14,707 Nilisahau kuota. 77 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:16,698 Nilisahau nataka yote. 78 00:03:16,699 --> 00:03:19,698 Kila tone la mwisho, na hii ... 79 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:23,649 huu ulikuwa msukumo wa mwisho niliohitaji kukumbuka hilo, hivyo asante. 80 00:03:24,657 --> 00:03:25,724 Hongera sana. 81 00:03:25,725 --> 00:03:28,732 Yeye ni wako wote. 82 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,727 Kwa hivyo, unafikiria kuhusu kujiunga 83 00:03:32,728 --> 00:03:35,648 Brownies mwaka huu? Je, niliwahi kukuambia 84 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:38,677 kwamba niliweka rekodi ya jeshi langu kwa mauzo ya keki? 85 00:03:38,678 --> 00:03:41,660 Licha ya hayo Mindy Goldfarb kujaribu kuwadharau wateja wangu. 86 00:03:41,661 --> 00:03:42,707 Nana, wewe ni mpuuzi. 87 00:03:42,708 --> 00:03:44,656 Ninakuachilia urafiki sasa hivi. 88 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:47,648 Mimi ni mvumilivu sana kwa watu wote. 89 00:03:47,649 --> 00:03:48,682 Walipofungua Chipotle huyo hapa, 90 00:03:48,683 --> 00:03:50,680 Nilikuwa wa kwanza ya marafiki zangu kwenda. 91 00:03:50,681 --> 00:03:51,732 Na hicho ni chakula cha Uhispania. 92 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:54,653 Bado sina urafiki. 93 00:03:55,732 --> 00:03:57,698 Sasa unalia nini? 94 00:03:57,699 --> 00:03:59,740 Je, ulitambua hilo tu ulikuwa mwanamke mzima 95 00:03:59,741 --> 00:04:01,740 kutembea ndani hadharani kwenye apron? 96 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,699 Maisha yangu yote, Nilitaka kumuacha Clay, 97 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:05,719 na sasa nina kubwa zaidi kisingizio duniani. 98 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,701 Lo, tafadhali. Ulimshika kuimba Springsteen 99 00:04:07,702 --> 00:04:08,732 kwenye choo kabla. 100 00:04:08,733 --> 00:04:11,665 Mmm, mwanaume alikuwa kwenye miadi. 101 00:04:11,666 --> 00:04:12,745 Katika kitanda changu mwenyewe. 102 00:04:16,732 --> 00:04:18,690 Ni aina gani ya nafasi ya chumbani 103 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:19,739 tunazungumzia hapa? 104 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:21,680 Nitahitaji nafasi nyingi kwa wigi zangu. 105 00:04:21,681 --> 00:04:23,732 Hutaingia isipokuwa wewe ni mzuri sana katika kutengeneza chakula. 106 00:04:23,733 --> 00:04:25,731 Wewe, Hello Kitty, nje. 107 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:27,723 Lo! Habari. 108 00:04:27,724 --> 00:04:30,732 - Hiyo ni toy, sawa? - Unajua kitu, Clay? 109 00:04:30,735 --> 00:04:34,690 Nimekuvumilia kwa miaka tisa iliyopita. 110 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:35,720 Nimevumilia yako 111 00:04:35,721 --> 00:04:38,656 ujinga Fozzie Bear uigaji, 112 00:04:38,657 --> 00:04:40,706 kwa kujitambua kwako ugonjwa wa narcolepsy. 113 00:04:40,707 --> 00:04:42,740 Hapana. Hiyo ni kweli. Sio kulala usingizi tu. 114 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,723 Siwezi kufikiria kitu kingine chochote kufanya isipokuwa kukuua. 115 00:04:45,724 --> 00:04:48,669 Sasa, kwa bahati mbaya, Sikuweza kuishi gerezani 116 00:04:48,670 --> 00:04:50,716 bila Chakula changu cha Kukonda. 117 00:04:52,666 --> 00:04:55,678 Kwa hivyo niko wazi kwa chaguzi zingine. 118 00:04:58,737 --> 00:05:02,669 Siku zote nimekupata kuwa sexy kweli, Nana. 119 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,660 Lo, ondoa gherkin hiyo. 120 00:05:04,661 --> 00:05:05,716 Gherkin ni nini? 121 00:05:05,717 --> 00:05:07,686 Kachumbari ndogo. 122 00:05:07,687 --> 00:05:09,682 Hiyo imeharibika. 123 00:05:15,737 --> 00:05:17,732 Habari, mtoto? 124 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:21,715 Umewahi kufikiria kuhusu kwenda mahali pa ajabu? 125 00:05:21,716 --> 00:05:23,699 Mahali pengine haujawahi, umewahi kuwa hapo awali? 126 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:25,695 - Kila siku. - Kama wapi? 127 00:05:25,696 --> 00:05:26,745 Ninataka kuendesha gari hadi Hawaii. 128 00:05:29,691 --> 00:05:32,732 Nadhani tunaweza kuifanya hadi Honolulu kwenye nusu tanki. 129 00:05:39,823 --> 00:05:42,860 Manukuu na MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. Tusaidie na Uchangie. 130 00:05:46,674 --> 00:05:47,745 Nzuri sana kwa Tex, na sasa atakimbia nayo... 131 00:05:47,746 --> 00:05:49,698 Habari, mtoto. 132 00:05:49,699 --> 00:05:50,724 Halo, hakuna chakula cha watu kwa Smelly. 133 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:52,665 Oh, anaipenda. 134 00:05:52,666 --> 00:05:53,701 Sina budi kukuambia kitu. 135 00:05:53,702 --> 00:05:54,732 Inabidi kusubiri hadi mapumziko, mpenzi. 136 00:05:54,733 --> 00:05:56,731 Je, hapo ndipo Madonna anapoimba? 137 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:59,681 Sawa, kwa hivyo, nilikuwa nikinunua ... 138 00:05:59,895 --> 00:06:02,878 Swali kwako. 139 00:06:02,879 --> 00:06:04,933 Una uhakika siangalii kama Mary Tyler Moore katika haya? 140 00:06:04,934 --> 00:06:06,944 Je, unataka kuangalia kama Mary Tyler Moore? 141 00:06:06,945 --> 00:06:08,078 Kweli, sio nywele, ni wazi, 142 00:06:08,128 --> 00:06:10,110 lakini ndiyo, ndiyo, ninafanya. 143 00:06:10,111 --> 00:06:12,164 Mmm. Haya tunaenda. Mstari wa yadi tano. Haya tunaenda. 144 00:06:12,165 --> 00:06:14,128 - Pesa! Haya twende! - Sawa, sawa, sawa, sawa, sawa. 145 00:06:14,129 --> 00:06:16,132 Sawa, sawa, nitaharakisha, lakini nilikuwa najaribu tu 146 00:06:16,133 --> 00:06:18,161 - kukuchorea picha. - Sawa, nini? Ndiyo. 147 00:06:21,128 --> 00:06:24,139 Oh, Mungu wangu, hiyo ndiyo nzuri zaidi jambo ambalo nimewahi kuona. 148 00:06:24,140 --> 00:06:26,194 Lazima nipate. 149 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,193 Atakuwa nyota ... 150 00:06:44,194 --> 00:06:46,157 Bry, tunapaswa kuzungumza kuhusu lishe yako. 151 00:06:46,158 --> 00:06:49,143 Mpenzi, nilipoona mtu huyo mdogo, 152 00:06:49,144 --> 00:06:51,117 ambaye ngozi yake ilikuwa bila dosari, kwa njia, 153 00:06:51,118 --> 00:06:52,157 Kweli nimeipata. 154 00:06:52,158 --> 00:06:54,135 Nataka sisi 155 00:06:54,136 --> 00:06:56,139 kuwa na nguo za mtoto... 156 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:58,110 na mtoto wa kuvaa. 157 00:06:58,111 --> 00:06:59,199 Ameshuka wa kwanza na zaidi! 158 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:02,185 Miaka 45 iliyopita, nje ya mipaka ya 47... 159 00:07:02,186 --> 00:07:06,139 Sweetie, unajua huwezi kurudi mtoto kwa Barneys. 160 00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:10,127 Daudi ... tazama, 161 00:07:10,128 --> 00:07:11,190 wewe ni mtu mkarimu zaidi 162 00:07:11,191 --> 00:07:13,194 Nimewahi kupata furaha kupenda. 163 00:07:15,132 --> 00:07:17,114 Ungekuwa baba wa ajabu. 164 00:07:17,115 --> 00:07:18,207 Ungemlisha mtoto, 165 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:21,202 na kumuogesha na kumtunza katikati ya usiku 166 00:07:21,203 --> 00:07:23,207 wakati ana rubella, au kitu kingine chochote cha kuambukiza. 167 00:07:23,208 --> 00:07:26,115 Unajuaje rubella ni nini? - Nyumba Ndogo Kwenye Prairie. 168 00:07:26,118 --> 00:07:28,127 Oh. Ungefanya nini? 169 00:07:28,128 --> 00:07:29,207 - Mimi? - Mmm. 170 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:31,168 Mimi ndiye baba wa kufurahisha. 171 00:07:31,169 --> 00:07:34,152 Oh. 172 00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:37,118 - Sijui. - Baba yangu alinikasirisha 173 00:07:37,119 --> 00:07:39,190 nzuri sana. Unafikiri nini baba wawili watamfanyia mtoto? 174 00:07:39,191 --> 00:07:42,122 Unafikiri ni hivyo wazo nzuri kuleta mtoto 175 00:07:42,123 --> 00:07:43,184 duniani na vile familia isiyo ya kawaida? 176 00:07:43,185 --> 00:07:45,163 Najua mtu mwingine kutoka kwa familia isiyo ya kawaida. 177 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:47,207 Mmarekani mwenye asili ya Kihalfrican ambaye alilelewa na bibi. 178 00:07:47,208 --> 00:07:50,148 Na mtu huyo anaonekana kufanya vizuri tu. 179 00:07:50,149 --> 00:07:52,135 Oh, ndiyo. Barack Obama. 180 00:07:52,136 --> 00:07:55,118 Hapana. Mariah Carey, lakini mfano wako unafanya kazi pia. 181 00:07:55,119 --> 00:07:57,127 Angalia kote. Ufafanuzi wako 182 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:58,194 wa jadi inaweza kuhitaji kusasishwa. 183 00:07:58,195 --> 00:08:00,139 Angalia yake nje. Ana umri wa kutosha 184 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:01,188 kuwa bibi yao, lakini aliwataka 185 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,169 vibaya sana, yeye vumbi mbali mayai yake ya dinosaur. 186 00:08:05,111 --> 00:08:06,186 Nilikuwa kahaba kwa muda mrefu. 187 00:08:06,187 --> 00:08:08,160 Ninamaanisha, nililala na kila mtu. 188 00:08:08,161 --> 00:08:10,143 Nilijifanya kama mtoto kwa muda mrefu sana. 189 00:08:10,144 --> 00:08:12,122 Sikuwa tayari kuwa na moja. 190 00:08:12,123 --> 00:08:15,127 Wakati nilikuwa tayari, Sikuweza kupata mwanaume sahihi. 191 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,189 Nilipoacha kumtafuta, Nilimkuta. 192 00:08:17,190 --> 00:08:20,127 Na kisha, kwa msaada dawa nyingi, wao. 193 00:08:20,128 --> 00:08:22,128 Habari. 194 00:08:32,128 --> 00:08:33,178 Mume wangu ukubwa wa kawaida, 195 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,152 kwa hivyo kulikuwa na uwezekano wa 50%. 196 00:08:35,153 --> 00:08:37,173 kwamba binti yangu angekuwa a muda wa muda Krismasi elf kama mimi. 197 00:08:37,174 --> 00:08:40,110 Nilimwambia mume wangu, hatukuhitaji kuwa na watoto. 198 00:08:40,111 --> 00:08:41,203 Hatukuhitaji kuhatarisha. 199 00:08:41,204 --> 00:08:43,193 Mume wangu alisema kwamba ananipenda, 200 00:08:43,194 --> 00:08:46,202 kwa nini asipendwe katika dunia hii? 201 00:08:46,203 --> 00:08:49,144 Atakuwa mrefu zaidi kuliko mimi mwaka huu. 202 00:08:52,128 --> 00:08:53,169 Kukabiliana nayo, mpenzi. 203 00:08:53,170 --> 00:08:57,110 Isiyo ya kawaida ni kawaida mpya. 204 00:08:57,111 --> 00:08:59,163 Kwa hiyo, asante sana kwa ajili ya kuja nyumbani. 205 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:01,130 Hiyo ni moja tu ya faida nyingi 206 00:09:01,131 --> 00:09:03,144 kuwa Mwanachama wa Platinum ya Kupanua Familia. 207 00:09:03,145 --> 00:09:04,194 - Oh. - Hiyo, 208 00:09:04,197 --> 00:09:07,135 Na mifano ya kushangaza Nimeweka faili yako ya mayai ya VIP. 209 00:09:07,136 --> 00:09:08,178 - Mifano. - Kweli ...? 210 00:09:08,179 --> 00:09:10,147 Mmoja wa wateja wetu hivi karibuni ... maarufu sana 211 00:09:10,148 --> 00:09:11,194 mbunifu ambaye nimevaa, 212 00:09:11,195 --> 00:09:13,169 - lakini siwezi kufichua ... - Jessica Simpson. 213 00:09:13,172 --> 00:09:15,193 Ndio, unasema Nimevaa jeans ya mama? 214 00:09:15,194 --> 00:09:18,131 Hapana, asante. Hapana, huyu ni mwanaume. 215 00:09:18,132 --> 00:09:20,128 - Oh. - Alitaka kuhakikisha 216 00:09:20,129 --> 00:09:21,178 Kwamba mfadhili wa mayai yake hakuwa na mafuta. 217 00:09:21,179 --> 00:09:23,186 - Hakika. - Tulifanya utafutaji duniani kote, na nikatupa 218 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:25,126 Baadhi ya sekunde nyororo njia yako. 219 00:09:25,127 --> 00:09:26,167 Vema, nini-nini... 220 00:09:26,168 --> 00:09:28,128 vipi kuhusu mambo jambo hilo, 221 00:09:28,129 --> 00:09:31,152 kama akili, au uwezo wa mawazo ya utambuzi? 222 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:33,151 Lo, kitu ambacho kingeweza kumpa mtoto risasi kuwa 223 00:09:33,152 --> 00:09:35,111 mkuu wa Wanariadha, kama nilivyokuwa. 224 00:09:35,112 --> 00:09:36,131 Ningependa 225 00:09:36,132 --> 00:09:37,186 mtoto wa ngozi, wa kimanjano 226 00:09:37,187 --> 00:09:39,127 asiye kulia. 227 00:09:39,128 --> 00:09:41,144 - Je, hii ni ziada? - Haiwezekani. 228 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,169 Sio kwa Wanachama wetu wa Platinamu. 229 00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:43,169 - Nilijua. - Huwezi kuwa serious. 230 00:09:43,172 --> 00:09:45,110 Hivi ndivyo inavyofanya kazi. 231 00:09:45,111 --> 00:09:46,161 Unabofya kupitia faili zetu za wafadhili wa mayai, 232 00:09:46,162 --> 00:09:49,118 tafuta mchumba wako, kuunda kiinitete kamili, 233 00:09:49,119 --> 00:09:50,178 na kisha kuipandikiza katika surrogate. 234 00:09:50,179 --> 00:09:52,185 Yeye ni kama tu Tanuri ya Kuoka kwa urahisi, 235 00:09:52,186 --> 00:09:55,135 isipokuwa bila haki za kisheria kwa keki. 236 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,165 Sasa baba wa bio atakuwa nani? 237 00:09:56,166 --> 00:09:58,203 - Mimi ni. - Mimi ni. 238 00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:00,119 Uh-oh. 239 00:10:01,213 --> 00:10:02,929 Nina wasiwasi, jamani. Hili ni jambo kubwa. 240 00:10:02,932 --> 00:10:04,865 Tunachagua kibaolojia mama wa mtoto wetu. 241 00:10:04,866 --> 00:10:05,896 Ee Mungu wangu, tuna chaguzi 80. 242 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,882 Kwanza ni... 243 00:10:08,364 --> 00:10:11,713 Pauni 100 zimepita. Bado pauni 100 tu. 244 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:12,768 Ubarikiwe. 245 00:10:12,769 --> 00:10:13,786 Ninavutiwa sana na sci-fi, 246 00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:15,705 lakini sio Green Goblin. 247 00:10:15,706 --> 00:10:16,743 Ni wazi. 248 00:10:16,744 --> 00:10:18,722 Niamini, Natambua kejeli. 249 00:10:18,723 --> 00:10:20,747 Utoaji mimba tisa, na mimi hapa. 250 00:10:20,748 --> 00:10:22,722 Nampenda. 251 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,714 Habari. Jina langu ni Abby. 252 00:10:24,715 --> 00:10:28,705 Watu wanasema ninaonekana sana kama Gwyneth Paltrow... 253 00:10:28,706 --> 00:10:31,711 - Haraka! Haraka! Haraka! - Nimeipata! Nimeipata! Nimeipata! 254 00:10:34,773 --> 00:10:37,781 Kweli, hii ni hadi magharibi kwani tunaweza kwenda bila kuendesha gari 255 00:10:37,782 --> 00:10:39,772 ndani ya maji. Oh. 256 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,782 - Mama? - Je! 257 00:10:41,785 --> 00:10:43,735 Ndoto zako zilikuwa nini 258 00:10:43,736 --> 00:10:45,711 mbele yako na Baba alinipata kwa bahati mbaya? 259 00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:47,693 Lo, ajali bora kuwahi kutokea. 260 00:10:47,694 --> 00:10:48,723 Sio lazima useme hivyo 261 00:10:48,724 --> 00:10:50,710 kila wakati. Ninaipata. 262 00:10:50,711 --> 00:10:52,760 Hakuna mtu anayepanga kuwa na mtoto wakiwa na miaka 15. 263 00:10:52,761 --> 00:10:55,726 Isipokuwa wameingia dhehebu la Kikristo lenye msimamo mkali. 264 00:10:55,727 --> 00:10:57,773 Uh... vizuri... 265 00:11:00,711 --> 00:11:02,726 Nilitaka kuwa mwanasheria. 266 00:11:02,727 --> 00:11:05,701 Mwanamke wa kujitegemea ambaye hakuhitaji mwanaume, 267 00:11:05,702 --> 00:11:06,750 na kuvaa suti hizi za gharama kubwa, 268 00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:07,784 kama Julianna Margulies katikaMke Mwema, 269 00:11:07,785 --> 00:11:09,734 lakini bila mume aliyefedheheshwa. 270 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:11,709 Kulingana na ukweli kwa hoja yangu yenye mashiko, 271 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:13,717 na matumizi ya maneno makubwa, kama ipso facto, naomba kwa heshima 272 00:11:13,718 --> 00:11:14,786 unarudisha hukumu ya kutokuwa na hatia kama alivyoshtakiwa. 273 00:11:14,787 --> 00:11:16,710 Ndiyo! 274 00:11:16,711 --> 00:11:17,761 Sina hatia. Chochote asemacho. 275 00:11:17,762 --> 00:11:20,735 Nakubali. Yeye ni mzuri sana. Kesi imetupiliwa mbali. 276 00:11:20,736 --> 00:11:22,765 Hivyo, kwa nini hawezi hiyo bado ni ndoto yako? 277 00:11:23,773 --> 00:11:25,765 Maana leo ndoto yangu ni... 278 00:11:27,711 --> 00:11:29,706 ni kutaka Sikuwa na budi kukuambia 279 00:11:29,707 --> 00:11:31,739 kwamba siku tatu zilizopita yote ninayoweza kumudu. 280 00:11:31,740 --> 00:11:34,768 Siwezi kufanya hivi kwa mwenyewe, mpenzi. 281 00:11:34,769 --> 00:11:36,726 Natamani ningeweza. 282 00:11:36,727 --> 00:11:39,705 samahani. 283 00:11:39,706 --> 00:11:41,743 Huna kamwe kusema hivyo kwangu. 284 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,711 Sema mwenyewe. 285 00:11:50,761 --> 00:11:52,751 Habari. 286 00:11:52,752 --> 00:11:55,701 Lo, kwa hivyo uliamua hatimaye kupokea simu yangu. 287 00:11:55,702 --> 00:11:56,746 Nini kilitokea? Je, polisi walikuchukua? 288 00:11:56,747 --> 00:11:57,786 Uliita polisi? 289 00:11:57,787 --> 00:12:00,727 - Uliiba gari langu. - Samahani, lakini hufanya hivyo 290 00:12:00,728 --> 00:12:02,715 - Kitengo cha washer-dryer kinakuja na nyumba? - Ikiwa sivyo 291 00:12:02,716 --> 00:12:04,715 Kwenye kipeperushi, hakuna mtu anayejua. Toa ofa tu. 292 00:12:04,716 --> 00:12:06,701 Wewe ni mbinafsi, mtoto aliyeharibika. 293 00:12:06,702 --> 00:12:08,735 Uko sahihi. samahani. Asante. 294 00:12:08,736 --> 00:12:10,709 Ilibidi nipande basi leo... basi. 295 00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:12,694 Nilikuwa nimekaa karibu na mtu asiye na mikono. 296 00:12:12,695 --> 00:12:15,726 Alikuwa akinywa thermos kamili ya supu ya uyoga 297 00:12:15,727 --> 00:12:17,736 na vijiti hivi vidogo akitoka begani mwake. 298 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,693 Ilikuwa kama kutazama Flipper akijaribu kunywa bia. 299 00:12:20,694 --> 00:12:21,719 Kwa nini ni lazima nitumie 300 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,693 maisha yangu yote kutengeneza 301 00:12:23,694 --> 00:12:24,727 kwa makosa ya kila mtu? 302 00:12:24,728 --> 00:12:25,752 Wewe huna. 303 00:12:26,769 --> 00:12:27,768 Sio tena. 304 00:12:27,769 --> 00:12:29,743 Ninaendelea kukaa na wewe, 305 00:12:29,744 --> 00:12:32,785 kufikiri mambo yatabadilika kwa ajili yangu na Shania, lakini... 306 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:37,698 lakini jambo ni kwamba, kama-nisipofanya hivyo mabadiliko, hakuna kitakachowahi kutokea. 307 00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:40,710 Haturudi nyumbani, Nana. 308 00:12:40,711 --> 00:12:42,715 Subiri, nini? 309 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,751 Je, teknolojia si ya ajabu? 310 00:12:51,752 --> 00:12:53,734 Tuliunda viinitete vilivyoundwa kikamilifu akiwa na pacha wa Gwyneth Paltrow 311 00:12:53,735 --> 00:12:55,696 na kuwapiga tu ndani yako kukua. 312 00:12:55,697 --> 00:12:57,780 Kwako, Melissa, mlezi wetu anayejali, anayelea. 313 00:12:57,781 --> 00:12:59,727 Waogeleaji wetu wadogo ni kuimaliza tayari. 314 00:12:59,728 --> 00:13:01,772 Naomba mbegu bora zishinde. 315 00:13:01,773 --> 00:13:04,765 - Siwezi kuamini kuwa tunaweza kuwa baba. - Najua. 316 00:13:04,768 --> 00:13:06,697 Mungu wangu, moyo wangu inapiga haraka. 317 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:07,782 Hisia hiyo... hiyo si kawaida. 318 00:13:07,783 --> 00:13:09,747 Nataka tu kuwahakikishia nyie 319 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,790 kwamba nitafanya kila kitu kwa uwezo wangu kutunza 320 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,776 yangu mwenyewe na kwa upande wake 321 00:13:13,777 --> 00:13:16,751 mwenyeji mwenye upendo kwa mtoto wako wa thamani. 322 00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:17,771 Melissa, nataka tu kukujulisha 323 00:13:17,772 --> 00:13:18,788 kwamba tutakuwa hapa kwa ajili yako 324 00:13:18,789 --> 00:13:20,734 wakati wa kila hatua ya ujauzito. 325 00:13:20,735 --> 00:13:22,694 Ikiwa kuna chochote unayohitaji, 326 00:13:22,695 --> 00:13:24,693 tafadhali usisite kuuliza. 327 00:13:24,694 --> 00:13:25,723 Ndio, naweza Skype kazini. 328 00:13:25,724 --> 00:13:26,723 Asante. 329 00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:28,719 Wewe ni mtamu sana. 330 00:13:29,719 --> 00:13:30,747 Nahitaji BMW. 331 00:13:30,748 --> 00:13:31,752 - Samahani? - Sielewi. 332 00:13:31,753 --> 00:13:32,769 Ngoja nikusaidie. Samahani. 333 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,739 Ningependa gin na tonic. 334 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:36,701 Uh-oh, hiyo ni pombe. 335 00:13:36,702 --> 00:13:37,750 Huwezi kunywa ukiwa mjamzito. 336 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:38,788 Nitakuwa pia carpaccio ya yellowtail. 337 00:13:38,789 --> 00:13:40,734 Hiyo ni mbichi. Uh, kuna vimelea. 338 00:13:40,735 --> 00:13:41,782 Unapaswa kufikiria mtoto. 339 00:13:41,783 --> 00:13:44,740 - Kitu kingine chochote? - Tu ashtray. Asante. 340 00:13:44,743 --> 00:13:47,705 Nyinyi watu mnapaswa kufikiria kwa wema wa mtoto wako. 341 00:13:47,706 --> 00:13:49,710 Kwa hivyo, mashua ya nguvu na ya ulimwengu 342 00:13:49,711 --> 00:13:51,776 truffle kubwa kwa karibu ya biashara kesho 343 00:13:51,777 --> 00:13:54,714 au ... ninawasha, umeipata? 344 00:13:54,715 --> 00:13:57,698 - Huu ni udhalilishaji wa uterasi. - Ni wazo nzuri, sivyo? 345 00:13:57,699 --> 00:13:58,744 - Nipe tu sigara. - Unatutusi? 346 00:13:58,747 --> 00:14:00,732 Nyinyi ni wabaya. 347 00:14:01,744 --> 00:14:05,715 ♪ Upendo wa mtoto, upendo wa mtoto wangu. ♪ 348 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,776 Ah, mtoto, ana pua yako. 349 00:14:08,777 --> 00:14:11,743 Tunaweza kurekebisha hilo. 350 00:14:11,744 --> 00:14:13,747 Anatengeneza uso huo kama vile anahitaji kwenda kwenye sufuria. 351 00:14:13,748 --> 00:14:14,748 David, ni wewe. 352 00:14:14,749 --> 00:14:16,727 - Alikwenda tu. - Naam ... 353 00:14:17,761 --> 00:14:20,761 - Njoo hapa. Oh. - Ah, ndio. 354 00:14:20,764 --> 00:14:23,694 Anafanana na mimi nilipokuwa puppy. 355 00:14:25,723 --> 00:14:26,726 Ni Gary. 356 00:14:26,727 --> 00:14:28,693 Ndiyo. 357 00:14:28,694 --> 00:14:30,693 Habari, Bryan, ni Gary Snyder, Kupanua Familia. 358 00:14:30,694 --> 00:14:31,776 Habari yako? 359 00:14:31,777 --> 00:14:35,726 Nataka tu kuomba msamaha tena kwa tukio lililotokea 360 00:14:35,727 --> 00:14:36,742 na yako ya awali chaguo la mbadala. 361 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:37,777 Hatukuwa na wazo. 362 00:14:37,778 --> 00:14:40,714 Celine Dion alimpa kumbukumbu kubwa. 363 00:14:40,715 --> 00:14:41,775 Naam, tulitupilia mbali kesi 364 00:14:41,776 --> 00:14:43,730 tulipogundua tumbo gaidi hakuwa na mimba. 365 00:14:43,731 --> 00:14:44,740 Kweli, tunayo msaidizi mpya, 366 00:14:44,741 --> 00:14:46,705 na ninajiamini kabisa 367 00:14:46,706 --> 00:14:48,693 atakuwa kamili kwa mahitaji yako. 368 00:14:48,694 --> 00:14:50,715 - Kwa nini usiingie tu na kukutana naye? - Tafadhali? 369 00:14:50,716 --> 00:14:51,746 Mimi ni mzuri kwa kuwa mjamzito. 370 00:14:51,747 --> 00:14:53,738 Nilikuwa na tani za nishati na hakuna ugonjwa wa asubuhi. 371 00:14:53,739 --> 00:14:54,777 Kuwa na Shania ndio jambo la mafanikio zaidi 372 00:14:54,778 --> 00:14:56,705 Nimefanya katika maisha yangu hadi sasa. 373 00:14:56,706 --> 00:14:58,715 - Historia yoyote ya familia ya saratani? - Hapana. 374 00:14:58,718 --> 00:15:00,789 Yeye ni daktari kwa biti za wanawake. 375 00:15:00,790 --> 00:15:02,765 - Mwanasaikolojia wa mashoga. - Nzuri kwako. 376 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,785 Kaswende, kisonono, klamidia? 377 00:15:04,786 --> 00:15:06,754 Hata HPV, na unaweza kutupa paka 378 00:15:06,755 --> 00:15:07,756 na kumpiga msichana na hiyo. 379 00:15:07,757 --> 00:15:09,747 Inaangalia kwa uzuri. 380 00:15:09,748 --> 00:15:14,743 Kwa hivyo kwa nini, basi, nzuri, mtu mwerevu, anayeonekana kuwa na akili timamu 381 00:15:14,744 --> 00:15:17,705 wanataka kuzaa mtoto wa mtu mwingine? 382 00:15:17,706 --> 00:15:20,739 Kweli, $35,000 ni a kiasi kikubwa cha pesa. 383 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,785 Nahitaji njia ya kubadilika maisha ya binti yangu. 384 00:15:22,786 --> 00:15:24,767 Nataka kwenda shule ya sheria siku moja. 385 00:15:24,768 --> 00:15:26,761 Na huna shida kwa kufanya hivi kwa wanaume wawili? 386 00:15:26,762 --> 00:15:28,693 Hakuna suala la maadili na hilo? 387 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,710 Ah, hapana, niliomba wanandoa mashoga. 388 00:15:30,711 --> 00:15:33,785 Nilikuwa nikiendesha gari, na nikasikia mwanamke aliyepoteza makazi 389 00:15:33,786 --> 00:15:35,755 kusema mambo si mazuri sana 390 00:15:35,756 --> 00:15:39,726 kuhusu wanandoa wasagaji, lakini nilichoweza kufikiria ni, 391 00:15:39,727 --> 00:15:40,790 familia ni familia. 392 00:15:42,715 --> 00:15:43,777 Na upendo ni upendo. 393 00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:49,693 Naam, nina moja tu swali zaidi kwako. 394 00:15:49,694 --> 00:15:50,761 - Uh-huh. - Je, wewe sasa au umewahi kuwa 395 00:15:50,764 --> 00:15:52,789 Operesheni ya siri kwa chama cha Republican? 396 00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:55,693 Tulichunguza kwa hilo. 397 00:15:55,694 --> 00:15:56,776 Sawa. 398 00:15:56,777 --> 00:15:58,756 - Nampenda huyo Goldie. - Sijui. 399 00:15:58,759 --> 00:16:00,693 Ananikumbusha mimi 400 00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:01,756 nilipokuja mara ya kwanza kwa L.A. kuifanya. 401 00:16:01,757 --> 00:16:03,735 Nilipenda binti yake huyo. 402 00:16:03,736 --> 00:16:04,773 Mimi nina chini kuuzwa juu yake. 403 00:16:05,773 --> 00:16:08,701 Nataka tupate mtoto. 404 00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,744 Wakati fulani, tumepata kusonga nyuma ya vikwazo. 405 00:16:10,745 --> 00:16:13,726 Kwa hiyo, ni nini kinakuzuia? 406 00:16:13,727 --> 00:16:15,710 sijui. 407 00:16:15,711 --> 00:16:20,711 Inazama tu kwamba watoto hawana meno. 408 00:16:21,727 --> 00:16:22,761 Wote ni fizi. 409 00:16:27,773 --> 00:16:30,743 Sitaki mbegu zetu kuwa na ushindani. 410 00:16:30,744 --> 00:16:32,785 Sitaki mbegu zetu 411 00:16:32,786 --> 00:16:35,760 kufanya mbio za maumbile ya kichaa. 412 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,718 Unazungumzia nini? 413 00:16:37,719 --> 00:16:41,701 Ulifanya lini uamuzi huu? 414 00:16:41,702 --> 00:16:45,711 Nina kaka wanne wa kiume na dada mmoja wa kiume. 415 00:16:46,711 --> 00:16:48,718 Wewe ni mtoto wa pekee. 416 00:16:48,719 --> 00:16:50,781 Ni muhimu zaidi kwa wewe kuunda kitu 417 00:16:50,782 --> 00:16:53,760 hiyo ni yako kibaolojia kutambua. 418 00:16:53,761 --> 00:16:55,764 Sio kuwa baba wa mtoto 419 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,764 hainifanyi yoyote chini ya baba. 420 00:16:57,765 --> 00:16:59,743 Ungefanya hivyo kwa ajili yangu? 421 00:16:59,744 --> 00:17:02,743 Hapana, kwa ajili yangu. 422 00:17:02,744 --> 00:17:05,706 Tunahitaji watu zaidi kama wewe kutembea duniani kote. 423 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:08,736 Zaidi, basi nitafikia bwana juu yako milele. 424 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:09,748 Asante. 425 00:17:10,715 --> 00:17:11,747 nakupenda. 426 00:17:11,748 --> 00:17:13,710 nakupenda. 427 00:17:13,711 --> 00:17:14,775 Sasa, nenda unifanye macaroni na jibini 428 00:17:14,776 --> 00:17:16,715 ili tuanze kwenye kusugua mguu wangu. 429 00:17:16,716 --> 00:17:18,776 Sawa. 430 00:17:18,777 --> 00:17:21,711 Asante. 431 00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:27,326 Viinitete vyako viko tayari kwa ajili ya kupandikizwa. 432 00:17:27,411 --> 00:17:29,431 Sasa, kama daktari, David ameonyesha angependa 433 00:17:29,432 --> 00:17:31,453 kushuhudia utaratibu ikiwa hiyo ni sawa na wewe, Goldie. 434 00:17:31,454 --> 00:17:33,493 Hakika. Atakuwa zaidi kuhusika kuliko baba 435 00:17:33,494 --> 00:17:35,498 mara ya mwisho nilipata mimba. 436 00:17:35,499 --> 00:17:37,434 Ningependa uwe huko pia, Bryan. 437 00:17:37,435 --> 00:17:38,507 Ah, hapana, hapana, ninazimia mbele ya uke. 438 00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:40,452 Ni kama nyuso za tarantula. 439 00:17:40,453 --> 00:17:42,493 Oh. Binti yangu anaweza kukaa nami? 440 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,438 La, mpenzi, sivyo wasiwasi juu ya chochote. 441 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,471 Nitaangalia mrembo wako hapa. 442 00:17:45,472 --> 00:17:46,486 Nenda tu ujichukue kugonga. 443 00:17:46,487 --> 00:17:48,503 Mimi na Lady Suruali itakuwa baridi nje. 444 00:17:51,423 --> 00:17:52,453 Fanya kila kitu ambacho singefanya. 445 00:18:00,444 --> 00:18:03,410 Suruali hizi zilikuwa ghali sana. 446 00:18:03,411 --> 00:18:06,439 Kwangu, hawaangalii kama hiyo. 447 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,439 Mawazo yoyote ya pili? 448 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,493 Mimi ni mzuri. 449 00:18:09,494 --> 00:18:11,414 Vipi kuhusu wewe? 450 00:18:11,415 --> 00:18:13,411 - Ah, mimi? - Ndio. 451 00:18:13,412 --> 00:18:14,499 I mean, kuwa na mtoto ni hatua kubwa. 452 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,443 Kila kitu katika maisha yako itafunikwa 453 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,477 katika kinyesi, mate-up na drool. 454 00:18:19,478 --> 00:18:22,469 Itakuwa kidogo kama kuishi nikiwa na mume wangu wa zamani. 455 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,410 Ee Mungu wangu, unalia. 456 00:18:26,411 --> 00:18:27,459 Hapana, mimi si kulia. 457 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:29,440 Sijalia tangu wakati huo Nilipata nafasi ya pili 458 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,469 katika darasa la sita haki ya sayansi. 459 00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:36,448 Mimi ndiye mtu huyo kila wakati kila mtu anahesabu. 460 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,444 Namaanisha, nitapata lini nafasi ya kuanguka mbali? 461 00:18:38,445 --> 00:18:40,431 Naam, sasa ni wakati mzuri sana. 462 00:18:40,432 --> 00:18:42,460 Kazini mimi ni mwamba, na nyumbani mimi ni mwamba. 463 00:18:42,461 --> 00:18:43,490 Mimi ni kama nini Simon na Garfunkel 464 00:18:43,491 --> 00:18:45,427 ingerejelea kisiwa. 465 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,457 Hao ndio madaktari unafanya kazi na? 466 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,461 Ee Mungu wangu. 467 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,473 Unajua, nimewasilisha 468 00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:52,422 watoto elfu katika maisha yangu, 469 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:53,449 na sidhani Nimewahi kushika moja 470 00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:55,453 hiyo ina zaidi ya dakika nne. 471 00:18:57,465 --> 00:18:59,432 Nini kama mimi si tayari kuwa baba? 472 00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:02,410 Nikawa mama katika bafuni ya Rite Aid. 473 00:19:02,411 --> 00:19:04,444 Ilinibidi kukopa senti 25 kuingia kwenye kibanda. 474 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,507 Uko mbele sana kwa mchezo. 475 00:19:06,508 --> 00:19:08,460 Daudi, 476 00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:12,436 wewe ni kwenda kuwa baba wa ajabu. 477 00:19:15,428 --> 00:19:17,411 Samahani. ya mtu hapa kwa ajili yako. 478 00:19:17,412 --> 00:19:19,448 Madai si kuwa nana wako. 479 00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,464 Vipi... umenipataje? 480 00:19:21,465 --> 00:19:24,410 Nimekuwa moto kwenye njia yako kwa siku. 481 00:19:24,411 --> 00:19:25,465 Huyu aliniongoza moja kwa moja kwako. 482 00:19:25,466 --> 00:19:28,439 Wako Venice Beach, California. 483 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,422 Twitter iliweka mhuri eneo lao. 484 00:19:30,423 --> 00:19:33,431 Nyie watu wajinga sana nzuri na kompyuta. 485 00:19:33,432 --> 00:19:35,506 Na asante kwa kusaidia kujenga reli. 486 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,427 Nani anajali jinsi gani? 487 00:19:37,428 --> 00:19:38,447 Kuna jitu 488 00:19:38,448 --> 00:19:39,494 shoga tembo chumbani. 489 00:19:39,495 --> 00:19:42,410 Sikiliza, bibi, Najua ni nyingi 490 00:19:42,411 --> 00:19:43,447 kumeng'enya, lakini mimi na mwenzangu 491 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:44,459 hawezi kuwa na mtoto 492 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:45,494 njia ya jadi, 493 00:19:45,495 --> 00:19:48,456 na Goldie hapa anataka kubeba yetu kwa ajili yetu. 494 00:19:48,457 --> 00:19:50,410 Oh, Bryan, nilivuta punda wangu 495 00:19:50,411 --> 00:19:52,461 kote mjini kukuletea mayai haya matupu. 496 00:19:52,462 --> 00:19:53,493 La, hapana. 497 00:19:53,494 --> 00:19:57,431 Hukui moja ya aina yake ya mayai 498 00:19:57,432 --> 00:19:58,463 katika mjukuu wangu. 499 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,411 Hapana, mpenzi, hawa wameibiwa. 500 00:20:00,412 --> 00:20:02,439 Unamaanisha nini, aina yangu ya mayai? 501 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,478 Mara ya mwisho nilipoangalia, saa hii yenye madoadoa ya almasi 502 00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:06,431 shoga yangu alininunua 503 00:20:06,432 --> 00:20:09,443 bila ridhaa yake, ilikuwa 2012. 504 00:20:09,444 --> 00:20:11,461 Sasa, kwa nini usichukue yako Nywele za Callista Gingrich 505 00:20:11,462 --> 00:20:14,456 na akili yako ya kibaguzi kurudi nyuma 506 00:20:14,457 --> 00:20:16,460 au Kusini wanakotoka? 507 00:20:16,461 --> 00:20:17,482 Jamani, mnajua jambo hili lote 508 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,482 sasa hivi nimetiririsha moja kwa moja kwenye Twitter? 509 00:20:19,483 --> 00:20:21,481 Nana, nataka msaidie huyu jamaa. 510 00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:23,442 Nahisi nimekula tu kitoweo cheusi na mashoga 511 00:20:23,443 --> 00:20:24,494 kabla sijalala. 512 00:20:24,495 --> 00:20:26,507 - Hii ni ndoto mbaya. - Hapana, 513 00:20:26,508 --> 00:20:28,444 Hii sio ndoto mbaya, lakini nitaenda 514 00:20:28,445 --> 00:20:30,410 bana wewe kweli vizuri kuhakikisha. 515 00:20:30,411 --> 00:20:32,448 Goldie, umepoteza akili yako jamani? 516 00:20:32,449 --> 00:20:34,444 Unafanya nini, kusaidia hawa wavuta salami? 517 00:20:34,445 --> 00:20:36,473 - Wow. - Hiyo ni nzuri. Hiyo ni mpya. 518 00:20:36,476 --> 00:20:38,498 Ni makosa sana, na hata umefikiria 519 00:20:38,499 --> 00:20:41,481 kuhusu aina gani ya ujumbe unamtuma binti yako? 520 00:20:41,482 --> 00:20:43,463 Kwamba unaweza kuwa chochote unachotaka kuwa 521 00:20:43,464 --> 00:20:45,453 haijalishi ni watu wangapi kukuambia kuwa wewe si kitu. 522 00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:47,422 Sio kawaida. 523 00:20:47,423 --> 00:20:49,444 Mtoto ninayetaka kumbebea David na Bryan watakuwa na 524 00:20:49,445 --> 00:20:51,485 wazazi wawili wenye upendo ambao natamani sana mtoto. 525 00:20:51,486 --> 00:20:53,478 Wewe ni nani kusema hiyo sio kawaida? 526 00:20:53,479 --> 00:20:55,423 Kwa sababu niliishi. 527 00:20:57,469 --> 00:21:01,443 Sawa, hapa huenda. 528 00:21:01,444 --> 00:21:03,456 Babu yako alikuwa na rafiki ambaye alimfanyia kazi 529 00:21:03,457 --> 00:21:05,435 kwenye duka la wanyama kwa miaka mingi. 530 00:21:05,436 --> 00:21:06,471 Mjomba Leon, pamoja nywele zote za puff? 531 00:21:06,472 --> 00:21:07,471 Sikuweza kusimama kamwe 532 00:21:07,472 --> 00:21:08,473 kwenda kwenye duka hilo. 533 00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:10,481 Kwamba Leon alitoa kila hamster 534 00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:12,507 katika duka baadhi ya jina queer kutoka kwa muziki wa Broadway. 535 00:21:12,508 --> 00:21:14,493 Siku zote alikuwa kama, 536 00:21:14,494 --> 00:21:18,439 "Rum Tum Tugger alikuwa akitafuna kwenye mkia wa Shangazi Mame." 537 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,473 - Je! anazungumza juu ya nini? - Siku moja, 538 00:21:20,476 --> 00:21:22,485 Chrysler yangu ya zamani ilivuja mafuta kwenye barabara yangu yote, 539 00:21:22,486 --> 00:21:25,477 kwa hivyo ilibidi nishuke kwa duka la wanyama na upate begi 540 00:21:25,478 --> 00:21:27,452 ya kitty takataka loweka it up. 541 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:31,422 Nilipitia mlango wa nyuma, na niliwaona pamoja. 542 00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:33,418 Oh, Nana. 543 00:21:33,419 --> 00:21:35,477 Leon alisimama pale huku sehemu zake za siri zikiwa zinaning'inia 544 00:21:35,478 --> 00:21:37,457 kwa parakeets zote kucheka. 545 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,439 Je, ninapigwa ngumi? 546 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,473 Mwanaume huyo hakunipenda. 547 00:21:41,507 --> 00:21:45,444 - Mtu huyo alimpenda mtu. - Kwa hiyo, ulifanya nini? 548 00:21:45,445 --> 00:21:46,505 Nilikaa naye kwa miaka kumi zaidi, 549 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:48,478 na nikamsaidia kujenga mkusanyiko wake wa Beanie Baby. 550 00:21:48,479 --> 00:21:52,468 Sasa Goldie, nakuomba tafadhali, 551 00:21:52,469 --> 00:21:53,486 twende tu tuchukue Goggles 552 00:21:53,487 --> 00:21:56,410 na kurudi kwenye gari na kwenda nyumbani. 553 00:21:56,411 --> 00:21:57,453 Samahani, Nana. 554 00:21:57,454 --> 00:21:59,460 Tunakaa. 555 00:21:59,461 --> 00:22:02,461 Nahitaji kuwasaidia hawa watu ... na mimi mwenyewe. 556 00:22:22,461 --> 00:22:24,506 Mama yake Goldie alikimbia na kumuacha pamoja nami 557 00:22:24,507 --> 00:22:27,410 alipokuwa mwadilifu umri wa miaka minane. 558 00:22:27,411 --> 00:22:30,410 Vizazi vitatu ya watoto wanaolea watoto. 559 00:22:30,411 --> 00:22:31,442 Hapo awali, uliporejelea 560 00:22:31,443 --> 00:22:32,494 kwa tembo shoga chumbani, 561 00:22:32,495 --> 00:22:34,507 ulikuwa unaongea kuhusu David, sawa? 562 00:22:37,411 --> 00:22:40,414 Sawa, tuko hapa tunasubiri ili kujua kama tulikuumba. 563 00:22:40,415 --> 00:22:42,418 Nimefurahi sana, Sijala kwa siku mbili. 564 00:22:42,419 --> 00:22:44,452 Asante kwako, Nimevaa jeans yangu nyembamba. 565 00:22:44,453 --> 00:22:46,427 Je, inasema chochote bado? 566 00:22:46,428 --> 00:22:47,459 Kumbuka, mstari mmoja ... si mjamzito, 567 00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:48,499 mistari miwili... mimba. 568 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,427 Nilikojoa tu. nasubiri. 569 00:22:50,428 --> 00:22:51,467 Sema kitu kwa mtoto, Baba David. 570 00:22:51,468 --> 00:22:52,494 - Nini, nini, nini ...? - Njoo. 571 00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:54,428 Bado hatujui chochote. 572 00:22:55,503 --> 00:22:58,418 Na huyo mwanamke aliyekuwezesha. 573 00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:00,501 Habari. Huu ndio mrefu zaidi dakika tatu za maisha yangu. 574 00:23:00,502 --> 00:23:02,459 Lo, sasa ni wakati mwafaka kwa jambo hilo. 575 00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:03,436 - Ah, jambo. - Pata kitu. 576 00:23:03,439 --> 00:23:04,443 Sekunde moja. 577 00:23:04,444 --> 00:23:06,410 Je! 578 00:23:06,411 --> 00:23:08,411 Ndiyo, njoo hapa. 579 00:23:09,482 --> 00:23:11,502 Jamani. 580 00:23:11,503 --> 00:23:13,480 Ni suti yako ya wakili. Nilisaidia kuichagua. 581 00:23:13,481 --> 00:23:14,501 Na kisha nikaichukua tena 582 00:23:14,502 --> 00:23:16,499 na manyoya machache sana na bangili. 583 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:19,410 Tunataka kusaidia kutengeneza ndoto zako zitimie. 584 00:23:19,411 --> 00:23:21,452 Maana unatusaidia na yetu. 585 00:23:21,453 --> 00:23:25,414 Lakini vipi ikiwa haifanyi kazi? 586 00:23:25,415 --> 00:23:26,480 Nini kama fimbo hiyo anasema sina mimba? 587 00:23:26,481 --> 00:23:28,463 Mpenzi, haijalishi inasema nini. 588 00:23:28,464 --> 00:23:30,503 Jambo hili lote lilianza tu ninahisi kweli baada ya kukutana nawe. 589 00:23:30,504 --> 00:23:33,415 Ulitupa... 590 00:23:34,415 --> 00:23:36,457 Ulinipa matumaini. 591 00:23:37,473 --> 00:23:39,439 Sasa najua jinsi ya kuwa baba. 592 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:40,465 Swali pekee ni: lini? 593 00:23:40,466 --> 00:23:43,461 Sasa, nini kuzimu hiyo fimbo inasema? 594 00:24:15,274 --> 00:24:29,568 Manukuu ya Shmerry Panties