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Come, come on!
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Please! Please! Please!
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Aziz. Aziz.
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Aziz, light!
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Aziz, light.
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Good.
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We start again.
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"When the three planets are in eclipse,
the black hole, like a door, is open.
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Evil comes...
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spreading terror and chaos."
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See the snake, Billy? The ultimate evil.
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- Make sure you get the snake.
- Yes, I've got your snakes.
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I got all the snakes.
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So when is the snake act
supposed to occur?
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Well, if this is the five...
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and this is the one...
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Every 5000 years.
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So I've got some time, then.
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You bring them water.
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Good boy. I will take it to them.
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Go with God. Be safe from evil.
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You see here these different peoples,
or symbols of people...
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gathering together the four elements
of life: Water, fire, earth, air...
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around a fifth one.
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A fifth...
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element.
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Forgive me, lord.
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They already know too much.
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Father.
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How are you today?
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- Well, billy, well. You have some glasses?
- Of course.
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Father, I'm so glad to see you.
It's the most extraordinary thing.
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I mean, look. It's the
greatest find in history.
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You must be parched.
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Oh, yes, yes. I'm sorry.
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It's like a battle plan.
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Here, the good. Here, the evil.
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And here, a weapon against evil.
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I'm going to be famous.
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Then... then let us...
Let us toast to your fame.
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To fame.
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Salute.
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You can't drink a toast with water.
Billy, in my sack, the grappa.
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This I don't understand.
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This could be something...
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prehistoric.
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I don't know.
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But wait.
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Here.
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Look, look.
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They're here.
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This man...
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this perfect being.
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I know this is the key. I know it.
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This divine light they talk about.
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What is divine light?
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Aziz, light!
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Much better. Thank you Aziz.
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My lord.
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Father, this is the most
unbelievable thing I have ever seen.
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Don't you think...?
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Are you German?
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Lord, I know he was about
to discover everything.
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But there is no worry.
I was there in time.
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Priest, you and those before you...
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have served us well.
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But war is coming.
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Stones not safe on Earth anymore.
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This...
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is really amazing.
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The fifth element.
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Take the stones.
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My lord...
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if you take the weapon,
we'll be defenceless when evil returns.
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In 300 years, when evil returns...
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so shall we.
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Oh, professor.
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Professor.
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Don't move!
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I have a gun!
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Please, understand.
They are our friends.
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Friends?
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Father, they've killed the professor!
They're monsters!
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I'll explain everything.
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- You're with them?
- Look at me.
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Look, I am your friend.
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- No, Father.
- Billy, look at me!
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Please, put the gun down.
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No!
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Billy, no!
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Hurry! The wall is closing!
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Here is your mission now:
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Pass your knowledge to the next priest
as it was passed on to you.
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I will do as you command, but please,
hurry, you still have time.
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Time not important.
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Only life important.
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I will fulfil my mission!
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You can count on me!
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I will pass the knowledge
until your return.
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- Anything yet?
- No, sir.
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- Not even a temperature?
- The thermo-analysers have jammed.
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One shows a million degrees,
the others minus 5000.
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Let's see it.
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It's taking shape.
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Send out a probe.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the president
of the Federated Territories.
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On air with General Staedert
in 30 seconds.
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I saved this seat for you, Father.
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President on the line.
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We're in position, Mr. President.
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I'll have to address the Supreme Council
in 10 minutes. Just the facts, General.
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There are no results from the chemical
and molecular analysis as yet.
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All the calibres are overshot.
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We're initiating
thermonucleatic imaging.
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So, what you're saying is,
you don't know what this is.
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Not yet sir. All we know is,
it just keeps getting bigger.
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Recommendation?
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My philosophy, Mr. President, is
shoot first and ask questions later.
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I don't like uninvited guests.
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- All right, then, Staedert...
- Mr. President?
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Priest Vito Cornelius,
expert of astreophenomenon.
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I have a different theory
to offer you, sir.
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You have 20 seconds.
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Imagine for a moment that this...
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thing is not anything
that can be identified...
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because it prefers not to be.
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Wherever there is life,
it brings death...
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- because it is evil. Absolute evil.
- One more reason to shoot first.
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Evil begets evil, Mr. President.
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Shooting will only make it stronger.
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Probe will attain its objective
in five seconds.
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Growth rate is at 27 percent.
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Your theory is interesting, Father but we
don't have time to go into that right now.
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Time is of no importance, Mr. President.
Only life is important.
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You're right.
That's exactly what we'll do.
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We'll protect the life of 200 billion
of my fellow citizens.
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General, you may fire when ready.
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Up-front loading of a 120-ZR missile.
Marker lights on the objective.
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Its structure has just
solidified on the surface.
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I think it's anticipating the attack.
Anticipation denotes intelligence.
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The most terrible intelligence
imaginable, Mr. President.
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120's loaded.
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The ship is in combat formation.
Missiles are loaded Mr. President.
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- Staedert.
- Yes, sir.
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- I have a doubt.
- I don't, Mr. President.
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Staedert.
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What happened?
Staedert, can you hear me?
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Staedert, what happened Staedert?
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- Did you destroy it?
- I'm about to, sir.
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The planet has increased
in diameter by 200 percent.
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It's moving towards the ship.
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What do we have
that's bigger than 240?
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Nothing, sir.
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Staedert, do you hear me?
Get out of there.
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I don't want an incident.
Do you hear me, Staedert?
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Get out of there.
Can you hear me, Staedert?
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Do you understand? Listen.
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This is the president.
That's an order.
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Do you understand me?
Do you hear me?
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Get out of there!
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Good God!
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Four a day.
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I'm trying.
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To quit is my goal.
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I'm up.
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All right, I'm up.
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God.
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Hey, dog brain, Finger here.
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- Hi, sweetie.
- I love you too, Major.
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You haven't called me that
since basic training.
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- I was talking to the cat.
- Oh, yeah, I forgot...
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you prefer your cat to the real thing.
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At least the cat comes back.
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You still pining for that two-timing slut? Forget
about her man. There's millions of them out there.
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I don't want a million women.
I just want one.
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The perfect one.
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- It don't exist, major.
- Yeah, I know.
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- What?
- I just found a picture of you.
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- How do I look?
- Like shit.
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Must be an old picture.
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Listen, bring me your hack
for a six-month overhaul.
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- Negative.
- ASAP.
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I don't need one.
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Who sat next to you for 1000 missions?
I know how you drive.
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Finger, I drive a cab now,
not a space fighter.
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Okay, so tell me. How many points
you got left on your license?
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Major, how many points?
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At least 50.
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You know what?
You gotta learn to lie better.
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See you tonight.
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Welcome to paradise.
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Welcome to Fhloston Paradise.
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This is Ruby Rhod, your main man,
and I'll tell you live at 5...
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the name of the winner of the super-green
Gemini Croquette Contest!
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The winner will go with me
for two days to Fhloston Paradise.
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So tune in to Radio Cosmos.
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Don't watch all day, sweetie.
It'll rot your brain.
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For a perfect world.
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- Give me the cash.
- Been here long?
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Yeah, long enough.
Come on, give me the cash.
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Is that a Z-140? Alleviated titanium.
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Neurocharged assault model.
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Good thing for me it's not loaded.
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- What do you mean, it's not loaded?
- You have to...
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push that little yellow button
to load it.
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Take your time.
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You want me to...?
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There you go.
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Give me the cash!
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00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,189
That's a very dangerous gun.
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00:20:00,357 --> 00:20:03,651
Maybe you better let me
hang on to this one for you.
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00:20:04,611 --> 00:20:06,487
You don't mind, do you? You sure?
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00:20:06,655 --> 00:20:09,782
No. Take it. I don't need it.
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00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:16,664
That's a very nice hat.
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00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:18,165
You like it?
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God!
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Please enter your license.
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Yes, yes, just a minute.
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00:20:31,638 --> 00:20:33,013
Welcome on board, Mr. Dallas.
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Good morning. Sleep well? Me too.
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- I had a horrible nightmare.
- Propulsion 2-X-4.
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You have five points left
on your license.
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Yeah, thank you for reminding me.
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Have a nice day.
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Why not?
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You have 48 hours.
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That's the length of time it needs to
adapt itself to our living conditions.
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- And then?
- Then it will be too late.
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The goal of this thing is not
to fight over money or power...
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but to exterminate life.
All forms of life.
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So what you're telling me, Father,
there's nothing that can stop this.
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There is only one thing.
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The Mondoshawan have in their
possession the only weapon to defeat evil.
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Four elements...
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gathered around a fifth...
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supreme being, the ultimate warrior,
created to protect life.
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Together they produce what the
ancients called the Light of Creation.
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Able to bring life to the farthest
reaches of the universe.
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But if evil stands there...
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Then what?
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Then light turns to dark.
Life to death...
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forever.
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00:22:05,815 --> 00:22:10,778
Sir, there's a Mondoshawan spaceship at the frontier
requesting permission to enter our territory.
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Give it permission to enter our territory
with our warmest regards.
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00:22:15,784 --> 00:22:16,825
Thank you.
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Permission to enter granted.
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Showtime.
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00:23:19,014 --> 00:23:20,389
We are lost.
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00:23:21,683 --> 00:23:24,393
Aknot, we are connected to Earth.
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Mr. Zorg's office.
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It's Aknot.
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I'm so glad to hear you, Aknot.
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The mission is accomplished.
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You'll have what you asked for
in a few hours.
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00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:44,872
Good. I'll meet you at my factory.
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00:23:45,206 --> 00:23:47,458
The attack was launched by
two unregistered warships.
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Close all borders and
declare a state of general alert.
258
00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:53,380
Try to make contact the Mondoshawans.
We owe them an explanation.
259
00:23:53,715 --> 00:23:57,051
Three hundred years
of waiting, for nothing.
260
00:23:57,761 --> 00:23:59,570
Father, you should go
home now, get some rest.
261
00:23:59,596 --> 00:24:00,721
No.
262
00:24:01,264 --> 00:24:02,890
The Mondoshawan...
263
00:24:03,558 --> 00:24:05,666
I am their contact on Earth.
They will come for me.
264
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:09,104
Father, this is government business now.
I'll keep you informed.
265
00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:14,568
The rescue team has reported
from the Mondoshawan crash site.
266
00:24:14,736 --> 00:24:16,111
Any survivors?
267
00:24:16,279 --> 00:24:17,613
Only one.
268
00:24:20,909 --> 00:24:22,409
Is that what you call a survivor?
269
00:24:22,577 --> 00:24:24,620
A few cells still alive.
It's more than I need.
270
00:24:24,788 --> 00:24:27,873
- Have you at least identified it?
- We tried, but the computer went off the charts.
271
00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:30,918
You see, normal human beings
have 40 DNA memo groups...
272
00:24:31,086 --> 00:24:33,629
which is more than enough
for any species to perpetuate itself.
273
00:24:33,797 --> 00:24:36,757
This has 200,000 memo groups.
274
00:24:41,372 --> 00:24:46,042
- Sounds like a freak of nature to me.
- Yeah, can't wait to meet him.
275
00:24:54,109 --> 00:24:55,442
You okay, General? Over here.
276
00:24:55,988 --> 00:24:57,947
Excuse me.
277
00:25:02,784 --> 00:25:05,285
Okay General, I want to
show you something here.
278
00:25:05,876 --> 00:25:08,842
This is a normal human DNA chain, okay?
279
00:25:08,897 --> 00:25:10,958
You, me, anybody, right?
280
00:25:11,126 --> 00:25:12,459
Watch this.
281
00:25:13,503 --> 00:25:16,707
The compositional elements
of his DNA chain are the same as ours.
282
00:25:16,734 --> 00:25:20,175
There's simply more of them, tightly packed
with infinite genetic knowledge.
283
00:25:20,343 --> 00:25:23,053
Almost like this being was engineered.
284
00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:28,434
- Is there any danger?
- No.
285
00:25:28,601 --> 00:25:30,769
We put it through
the cellular hygiene detector.
286
00:25:30,937 --> 00:25:32,980
The cell is, for lack of a better word...
287
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,057
perfect.
288
00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:38,193
Okay, go ahead.
289
00:25:38,486 --> 00:25:40,154
Mr. Perfect better be polite.
290
00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:42,364
Otherwise, I turn him into cat food.
291
00:25:42,784 --> 00:25:44,035
Activate it.
292
00:26:15,690 --> 00:26:17,065
Tissue processing.
293
00:26:30,747 --> 00:26:33,874
Ten seconds to ultraviolet protection.
294
00:26:39,756 --> 00:26:41,082
This is the last phase.
295
00:26:41,136 --> 00:26:45,844
The cells are bombarded by slightly greasy solar atoms
which forces the body to react to protect itself.
296
00:26:46,012 --> 00:26:47,429
That means growing skin.
297
00:26:47,597 --> 00:26:48,931
Wonderful.
298
00:26:54,479 --> 00:26:56,647
Reconstruction complete.
299
00:26:59,943 --> 00:27:01,568
Remove the shield.
300
00:27:09,953 --> 00:27:12,454
I told you. Perfect.
301
00:27:20,964 --> 00:27:22,256
Thermal bandages.
302
00:27:26,636 --> 00:27:30,973
I'd like to take a few pictures...
303
00:27:31,933 --> 00:27:33,308
for the archives.
304
00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:37,205
- What's she saying?
- Don't know. Activate the phonic detector.
305
00:28:49,964 --> 00:28:52,054
Is that thing solid?
306
00:28:52,221 --> 00:28:53,680
- Unbreakable.
- Good.
307
00:29:03,858 --> 00:29:05,359
If you want out...
308
00:29:05,693 --> 00:29:09,363
you're going to have to learn to
develop those communication skills.
309
00:29:27,423 --> 00:29:28,757
General alert.
310
00:29:55,451 --> 00:29:56,910
Perfect.
311
00:30:01,631 --> 00:30:03,507
Ladder on 18.
312
00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:05,804
Two men with me.
The rest in the main ventilation.
313
00:30:05,866 --> 00:30:06,737
Okay sir.
314
00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:27,183
This way.
315
00:31:01,622 --> 00:31:04,144
Okay lady, stay calm.
316
00:31:04,312 --> 00:31:05,896
This is the police.
317
00:31:06,397 --> 00:31:08,148
There's nowhere else to go.
318
00:31:08,316 --> 00:31:12,319
So you're gonna slowly turn around
and put your hands on the floor.
319
00:31:12,698 --> 00:31:14,282
Do you understand me?
320
00:31:17,976 --> 00:31:18,825
She doesn't.
321
00:31:43,684 --> 00:31:45,352
I think we need a flying unit here.
322
00:31:47,313 --> 00:31:49,122
This is the police.
323
00:31:49,163 --> 00:31:50,932
This is the police.
324
00:31:51,006 --> 00:31:53,443
We are processing
your identification.
325
00:31:53,611 --> 00:31:56,113
Please put your arms up
and follow our instructions.
326
00:32:08,025 --> 00:32:09,459
She has no file.
327
00:32:18,636 --> 00:32:20,053
She dove off.
328
00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:34,526
You just had an accident.
329
00:32:34,694 --> 00:32:37,654
Yes, I know I just had an accident,
you daffy bastard!
330
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,408
You have one point left
on your license.
331
00:32:41,576 --> 00:32:43,076
Look out!
332
00:32:43,121 --> 00:32:44,494
No, no! Left!
333
00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:51,084
I can't believe it. Shit.
334
00:32:56,924 --> 00:32:58,425
Any survivors?
335
00:33:04,432 --> 00:33:05,932
Hi.
336
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,583
Are you okay?
337
00:33:38,298 --> 00:33:39,049
Boom.
338
00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:41,676
Boom. Yeah, I understand "boom".
339
00:33:42,595 --> 00:33:44,221
Bada boom.
340
00:33:44,805 --> 00:33:47,390
Big. Big bada boom.
341
00:33:47,558 --> 00:33:48,725
Big...
342
00:33:48,935 --> 00:33:50,477
bada big boom.
343
00:33:50,645 --> 00:33:51,978
Big boom.
344
00:33:52,146 --> 00:33:54,898
- Yeah, big bada boom.
- Bada boom.
345
00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:57,484
Big boom. Big bada boom.
346
00:34:01,296 --> 00:34:03,464
You're lucky you're not dead.
347
00:34:05,952 --> 00:34:07,994
This is a police control.
348
00:34:08,329 --> 00:34:10,997
Please keep your hands
on the wheel.
349
00:34:11,165 --> 00:34:14,167
You have an unauthorized
passenger in your vehicle.
350
00:34:14,335 --> 00:34:16,253
We are going to arrest her.
351
00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:18,088
Thank you for your cooperation.
352
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:19,890
Sorry, honey.
353
00:34:19,935 --> 00:34:21,811
Looks like this is your ride.
354
00:34:21,884 --> 00:34:23,009
Open the door.
355
00:34:25,763 --> 00:34:27,097
Better do what they say.
356
00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:30,475
Sorry.
357
00:34:53,124 --> 00:34:55,208
"Please...
358
00:34:55,501 --> 00:34:59,212
- "help."
- I've only got one point left on my license
359
00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:03,133
and I need that to get back to the garage
and get the cab a six-month overhaul.
360
00:35:03,551 --> 00:35:05,051
You understand?
361
00:35:06,637 --> 00:35:09,014
Can you please
open the passenger door?
362
00:35:11,017 --> 00:35:13,059
Please...
363
00:35:14,562 --> 00:35:16,521
help.
364
00:35:18,292 --> 00:35:19,792
I can't.
365
00:35:24,405 --> 00:35:25,739
I repeat...
366
00:35:25,906 --> 00:35:27,991
can you please open your passenger door.
367
00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:30,410
Yeah, yeah, sure.
368
00:35:30,687 --> 00:35:32,020
Why not?
369
00:35:46,093 --> 00:35:47,844
Thank you for your cooperation.
370
00:35:51,057 --> 00:35:52,349
Help.
371
00:35:54,177 --> 00:35:56,178
Finger's gonna kill me.
372
00:36:04,214 --> 00:36:05,445
Emergency! Emergency!
373
00:36:05,613 --> 00:36:07,582
One point has been removed from...
374
00:36:07,615 --> 00:36:09,574
Yes, I know!
375
00:36:14,789 --> 00:36:16,623
This is so stupid.
376
00:36:17,821 --> 00:36:20,251
All units assist in pursuit
of yellow cab, level 2.
377
00:36:20,419 --> 00:36:22,475
Unit 47, we're on the way...
378
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,348
as soon as we finish lunch.
379
00:36:26,884 --> 00:36:28,802
Two golden menus.
380
00:36:29,428 --> 00:36:30,020
Thank you.
381
00:36:30,060 --> 00:36:34,599
I'm too old, too tired and too hungry
to go chasing some hot rod.
382
00:36:36,374 --> 00:36:37,874
Thank you so much.
383
00:36:41,763 --> 00:36:44,286
And I'm definitely too thirsty.
384
00:36:44,388 --> 00:36:46,514
Look out!
385
00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:52,291
We got lucky.
386
00:36:53,444 --> 00:36:56,154
If they don't chase you after a mile,
they don't chase you.
387
00:37:03,412 --> 00:37:04,621
Maybe it's two miles.
388
00:37:06,123 --> 00:37:07,540
Hang on.
389
00:37:16,050 --> 00:37:19,886
Look, lady, I only speak two languages:
English and bad English!
390
00:37:22,348 --> 00:37:23,348
Run an ID.
391
00:37:26,060 --> 00:37:30,229
Don't get me wrong. I'm all for conversation,
but maybe you can just shut up for a minute!
392
00:37:31,794 --> 00:37:36,486
- I got nothing. He's got a scan blocker.
- Means he's a car thief. Blast him.
393
00:37:40,621 --> 00:37:42,492
I don't know what you did
to piss these guys off...
394
00:37:44,525 --> 00:37:47,372
but they are really pissed off!
Hold on!
395
00:38:04,890 --> 00:38:06,683
Okay, we're safe for a while.
396
00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:34,043
You want to play it soft?
I'll play it soft.
397
00:38:34,294 --> 00:38:37,630
You want to play it hard?
Let's play it hard.
398
00:38:48,058 --> 00:38:50,435
If we make it to the
fog, we'll be all right.
399
00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:54,564
If we make the fog.
400
00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:15,501
How do they expect us
to find anything in this shit?
401
00:39:21,091 --> 00:39:25,094
We're just going to wait here for a little while
until things quiet down, if you don't mind.
402
00:39:26,111 --> 00:39:27,003
Hey!
403
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:39,918
Shit.
404
00:39:49,495 --> 00:39:50,787
You okay?
405
00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:54,040
Priest.
406
00:39:54,541 --> 00:39:56,793
You don't need a priest, you just
need a doctor. You'll be alright.
407
00:39:57,127 --> 00:40:01,380
- Vito Cornelius.
- What?
408
00:40:01,517 --> 00:40:03,184
Priest.
409
00:40:06,637 --> 00:40:07,720
Yes?
410
00:40:08,153 --> 00:40:10,446
I'm looking for a priest.
411
00:40:10,534 --> 00:40:13,434
The weddings are one floor down, my son.
Congratulations.
412
00:40:16,057 --> 00:40:18,071
She's not my bride. She's my fare.
413
00:40:18,115 --> 00:40:19,991
She's looking for a priest
named Vito Cornelius.
414
00:40:20,516 --> 00:40:21,894
The phone book said he lived here.
415
00:40:22,089 --> 00:40:24,985
Yes, that's me,
but I don't know who she is.
416
00:40:25,012 --> 00:40:27,907
Nobody does who she is.
No file, no ID, nothing.
417
00:40:27,930 --> 00:40:30,474
She's got a tattoo on this arm here.
418
00:40:31,286 --> 00:40:32,954
Ta... Tattoo?
419
00:40:42,329 --> 00:40:43,746
F-Fifth...
420
00:40:44,452 --> 00:40:45,661
element.
421
00:40:51,598 --> 00:40:53,266
Finger's gonna kill me.
422
00:40:53,371 --> 00:40:55,875
- Hey! Wake up!
- Who are you?
423
00:40:55,935 --> 00:40:58,677
I brought the girl, remember?
The redhead.
424
00:41:00,816 --> 00:41:04,115
She just dropped in on me.
Started speaking this bizarre language.
425
00:41:04,176 --> 00:41:07,122
It's not bizarre.
It's the divine language.
426
00:41:07,150 --> 00:41:08,901
The ancient language...
427
00:41:09,049 --> 00:41:12,177
It's spoken throughout the universe
before time was time.
428
00:41:14,497 --> 00:41:16,707
- He's a she.
- You noticed that.
429
00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:18,666
Yes.
430
00:41:24,174 --> 00:41:26,299
- It's a miracle.
- Miracle she's not dead.
431
00:41:26,467 --> 00:41:28,385
Yeah, we've not a moment to lose.
Wake her up.
432
00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:33,640
But gently, because this woman is
mankind's most precious possession.
433
00:41:33,808 --> 00:41:35,475
She is perfect.
434
00:41:40,189 --> 00:41:41,523
Perfect.
435
00:41:48,531 --> 00:41:49,823
More dignified.
436
00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:51,533
Hey, lady...
437
00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:53,760
wake up.
438
00:42:04,778 --> 00:42:06,547
You're right, you're right.
I shouldn't have done that.
439
00:42:06,573 --> 00:42:09,186
I shouldn't have done that.
I was wrong to kiss you.
440
00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:10,468
He said to wake you gently.
441
00:42:10,866 --> 00:42:12,283
You're right.
442
00:42:14,557 --> 00:42:17,517
Just thought you might
remember me from the cab.
443
00:42:18,264 --> 00:42:19,431
Remember?
444
00:42:19,790 --> 00:42:20,873
"Bada boom"?
445
00:42:21,999 --> 00:42:23,624
- "Big bada boom"?
- Boom?
446
00:42:23,878 --> 00:42:26,546
Boom. Big bada boom.
In the cab. Here, look.
447
00:42:27,157 --> 00:42:28,903
I drive a cab. This is me.
448
00:42:29,329 --> 00:42:30,955
Korben Dallas.
449
00:42:31,980 --> 00:42:33,397
Korben. You understand?
450
00:42:33,976 --> 00:42:36,143
Here. Take it, go ahead.
451
00:42:37,062 --> 00:42:39,188
You can call me
when you learn how to English.
452
00:42:42,651 --> 00:42:44,110
Just kidding. Kidding.
453
00:42:46,613 --> 00:42:48,114
You... What is your name?
454
00:42:49,449 --> 00:42:50,783
You.
455
00:42:50,993 --> 00:42:52,493
Korben.
456
00:42:54,997 --> 00:42:58,165
Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai
Ekbat De Sebat.
457
00:42:59,167 --> 00:43:00,293
Good.
458
00:43:01,628 --> 00:43:03,296
That whole thing's your name?
459
00:43:04,172 --> 00:43:06,090
Do you have...
460
00:43:07,301 --> 00:43:08,551
a shorter name?
461
00:43:11,513 --> 00:43:12,805
Short.
462
00:43:14,975 --> 00:43:16,183
Korben Dallas.
463
00:43:19,354 --> 00:43:23,983
Leeloo.
464
00:43:24,911 --> 00:43:26,734
Korben, Leeloo.
465
00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:28,487
Leeloo, Korben.
466
00:43:46,340 --> 00:43:50,009
- You're sure she's a supreme being?
- Absolutely sure.
467
00:43:50,039 --> 00:43:51,539
Old friends.
468
00:43:52,888 --> 00:43:53,992
Yeah, you're right.
469
00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:56,714
Listen, do you think you could ask
if I get the gun back, please?
470
00:43:56,740 --> 00:43:58,684
- What's your name?
- Korben Dallas.
471
00:43:59,895 --> 00:44:01,350
Thank you Mr. Dallas for all your help.
472
00:44:01,398 --> 00:44:04,826
Thank you so much. You've been so kind,
but now the girl needs some rest.
473
00:44:04,881 --> 00:44:06,806
Because she's been on a long trip.
474
00:44:06,820 --> 00:44:09,236
Yes, I know. I was there when she landed.
475
00:44:10,197 --> 00:44:11,739
Wait, wait, Father.
476
00:44:12,032 --> 00:44:15,409
She said something I didn't understand.
I didn't understand any of it.
477
00:44:15,577 --> 00:44:19,413
- What does "ekto gamat" mean?
- "Never without my permission."
478
00:44:20,082 --> 00:44:21,582
That's what I thought.
479
00:44:29,925 --> 00:44:31,592
I shouldn't have kissed her.
480
00:44:37,057 --> 00:44:40,768
Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
I forgot your food.
481
00:44:42,220 --> 00:44:44,730
How about some nice Thai food to apologize?
482
00:44:44,898 --> 00:44:46,899
Yeah, yeah, hold on. What?
483
00:44:47,067 --> 00:44:49,443
Buddy, I'm waiting all day here.
484
00:44:49,736 --> 00:44:51,404
- Finger.
- Where is the cab?
485
00:44:51,429 --> 00:44:55,408
- Car's running fine. Purring like a kitten.
- Fine. What "fine"?
486
00:44:55,449 --> 00:44:58,411
I know you, Dallas.
"Fine" ain't in your vocabulary.
487
00:44:58,478 --> 00:45:00,730
If you mind, you can tell your
old buddy Finger what happened.
488
00:45:00,898 --> 00:45:02,481
What? You save the planet?
489
00:45:03,150 --> 00:45:06,165
You dinged the fender again. That's it,
right? You dinged the goddamn fender.
490
00:45:06,219 --> 00:45:10,823
Finger, I was on my way over to see
you, and a big fare fell in my lap.
491
00:45:10,991 --> 00:45:14,160
You know, one of these really big
fares you just can't resist.
492
00:45:14,870 --> 00:45:16,203
How big?
493
00:45:24,671 --> 00:45:26,505
Five-nine...
494
00:45:27,049 --> 00:45:28,341
blue eyes...
495
00:45:28,508 --> 00:45:30,509
long legs, great skin.
496
00:45:30,653 --> 00:45:32,553
You know. Perfect.
497
00:45:32,888 --> 00:45:34,388
I see.
498
00:45:34,556 --> 00:45:38,392
And this perfect fare, she got a name?
499
00:45:38,894 --> 00:45:42,063
Yeah. Leeloo.
500
00:45:49,571 --> 00:45:50,863
What's she doing?
501
00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:53,917
Learning our history,
the last 5000 years that she's missed.
502
00:45:54,201 --> 00:45:55,868
She's been asleep for
quite a while, you know.
503
00:46:07,851 --> 00:46:11,217
Father, I know she's been through a lot,
but we don't have much time.
504
00:46:11,718 --> 00:46:12,884
Yes, you're right.
505
00:46:15,055 --> 00:46:16,430
Chicken.
506
00:46:16,598 --> 00:46:17,890
Good.
507
00:46:21,269 --> 00:46:22,770
Chicken.
508
00:46:27,526 --> 00:46:30,903
I'm really sorry to interrupt you, but...
509
00:46:31,071 --> 00:46:32,446
the case...
510
00:46:32,852 --> 00:46:34,477
with the stones...
511
00:46:35,801 --> 00:46:36,843
where is it?
512
00:46:39,162 --> 00:46:40,413
Stolen?
513
00:46:42,836 --> 00:46:45,710
Who in God's name
would do such a thing?
514
00:46:50,674 --> 00:46:53,843
Excuse me, sir. The council is worried
about the economy heating up.
515
00:46:54,011 --> 00:46:56,679
They wondered if it'd be
possible to fire 500,000?
516
00:46:56,847 --> 00:47:00,078
I thought maybe from one of the smaller
companies, where noone would notice.
517
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,371
Like one of the cab companies?
518
00:47:01,435 --> 00:47:02,969
Fire one million.
519
00:47:03,003 --> 00:47:05,521
But 500,000...
520
00:47:10,127 --> 00:47:12,628
One million. Fine, sir.
521
00:47:13,238 --> 00:47:14,947
Sorry to have disturbed you.
522
00:47:24,983 --> 00:47:25,888
It's...
523
00:47:26,126 --> 00:47:28,044
It's for the Supreme...
524
00:47:29,796 --> 00:47:31,464
Oh sorry.
525
00:47:32,299 --> 00:47:35,801
I didn't know your size,
and I found you this make-up box.
526
00:47:36,803 --> 00:47:38,763
You just put it like that.
527
00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:42,308
Yes, there was a man with a limp...
528
00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:46,145
came here about a month ago
asking about the stones.
529
00:47:46,313 --> 00:47:47,772
He said he was an art dealer.
530
00:47:50,817 --> 00:47:52,568
What was his name?
531
00:47:54,863 --> 00:47:56,638
I'm so bad with names.
532
00:48:02,496 --> 00:48:05,956
- They really make her...
- Perfect, I know.
533
00:48:10,295 --> 00:48:11,796
What did she say?
534
00:48:13,507 --> 00:48:16,008
She says she knows
exactly where they are.
535
00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:23,349
My dear Aknot, how about
those two planes you borrowed?
536
00:48:23,914 --> 00:48:27,261
Aknot, is that you?
What an ugly face.
537
00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:28,854
It doesn't suit you.
538
00:48:29,606 --> 00:48:31,190
Take it off.
539
00:48:33,527 --> 00:48:34,693
That's better.
540
00:48:34,758 --> 00:48:36,592
Never be ashamed of who you are.
541
00:48:36,761 --> 00:48:38,220
You're warriors. Be proud.
542
00:48:38,865 --> 00:48:41,826
So what if the federal government
scattered your people to the wind.
543
00:48:42,202 --> 00:48:45,052
What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger.
544
00:48:45,099 --> 00:48:48,207
Your time for revenge is at hand.
545
00:48:48,446 --> 00:48:50,876
Voilà, the ZF-1.
546
00:48:53,547 --> 00:48:56,882
It's light. The handle's adjustable for easy
carrying. Good for righties and lefties.
547
00:48:57,050 --> 00:49:00,636
Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by
x-ray. Ideal for quick, discreet interventions.
548
00:49:01,388 --> 00:49:02,888
A word on firepower:
549
00:49:03,015 --> 00:49:06,492
Titanium recharger, 3000-round clip
with bursts of 3 to 300.
550
00:49:06,519 --> 00:49:09,562
With the replay button,
another Zorg invention, it's even easier.
551
00:49:10,424 --> 00:49:11,591
One shot...
552
00:49:12,736 --> 00:49:16,152
and the replay sends every
following shot to the same location.
553
00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:26,078
And to finish the job,
all the Zorg oldies but goldies.
554
00:49:26,872 --> 00:49:27,913
Rocket launcher.
555
00:49:29,776 --> 00:49:33,252
Arrow launcher with exploding
or poisonous gas heads.
556
00:49:34,671 --> 00:49:37,256
Very practical.
Our famous net launcher.
557
00:49:38,383 --> 00:49:40,259
The always-efficient flamethrower.
558
00:49:44,639 --> 00:49:45,764
My favourite.
559
00:49:46,266 --> 00:49:50,769
And for the grand finale,
the all-new ice-cube system.
560
00:49:59,446 --> 00:50:02,781
Four full crates
delivered right on time.
561
00:50:03,617 --> 00:50:08,038
And what about you, my dear Aknot?
Did you bring me what I asked you for?
562
00:50:08,955 --> 00:50:10,623
Yes.
563
00:50:15,812 --> 00:50:17,480
Magnificent.
564
00:50:21,968 --> 00:50:22,968
This...
565
00:50:24,638 --> 00:50:26,805
This case is empty.
566
00:50:28,345 --> 00:50:30,513
- What do you mean, empty?
- Empty...
567
00:50:30,762 --> 00:50:32,430
the opposite of full.
568
00:50:32,979 --> 00:50:35,981
This case is supposed to be full!
569
00:50:38,652 --> 00:50:40,152
Anyone care to explain?
570
00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:46,492
The Guardians gave the stones
to someone they could trust.
571
00:50:49,663 --> 00:50:51,664
Who took another route.
572
00:50:53,166 --> 00:50:55,834
She's supposed
to contact this person...
573
00:50:56,002 --> 00:50:57,670
in a hotel.
574
00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:04,843
And she's looking
for the address. Easy.
575
00:51:06,846 --> 00:51:08,013
Dot.
576
00:51:12,394 --> 00:51:15,187
It's Planet Fhloston,
in the Angel Constellation.
577
00:51:17,190 --> 00:51:19,775
- We're saved.
- I'm screwed.
578
00:51:19,943 --> 00:51:21,915
You asked for a case.
We brought you a case.
579
00:51:21,942 --> 00:51:24,863
A case with four stones in it!
580
00:51:24,949 --> 00:51:27,366
Not one or two or three,
but four!
581
00:51:27,445 --> 00:51:28,612
Four stones!
582
00:51:28,732 --> 00:51:31,561
But what the hell am I supposed to do
with an empty case?
583
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:33,766
We are warriors, not merchants.
584
00:51:33,786 --> 00:51:37,334
But you can still count!
It's easy. Look at my fingers.
585
00:51:37,502 --> 00:51:38,961
Four stones, four crates.
586
00:51:39,129 --> 00:51:42,047
Zero stones, zero crates!
587
00:51:42,820 --> 00:51:45,155
Pack everything up!
We're out of here!
588
00:51:47,721 --> 00:51:49,763
We risked our lives.
589
00:51:49,931 --> 00:51:53,851
I believe a little compensation
is in order.
590
00:51:55,395 --> 00:51:58,230
So you are merchants after all.
591
00:51:59,566 --> 00:52:02,151
Leave him one crate for the cause.
592
00:52:05,238 --> 00:52:07,911
I don't like warriors.
Too narrow-minded, no subtlety...
593
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:11,212
and worse, they fight
for hopeless causes, honour.
594
00:52:11,578 --> 00:52:14,413
Honour's killed millions of people.
Hasn't saved a single one.
595
00:52:14,581 --> 00:52:17,082
I'll tell you what I do like though:
A killer.
596
00:52:17,250 --> 00:52:20,753
A dyed-in-the-wool killer, cold-blooded,
clean, methodical and thorough.
597
00:52:20,787 --> 00:52:22,921
Now a real killer when he
had picked up the ZF-1...
598
00:52:23,089 --> 00:52:26,467
would've immediately asked about the
red button on the bottom of the gun.
599
00:52:44,811 --> 00:52:46,362
Bring me the priest.
600
00:52:48,948 --> 00:52:51,566
I got it. Everything here we need
to know about Fhloston Paradise...
601
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,620
- and a detailed blueprint of the entire hotel.
- Good work, my son.
602
00:52:54,788 --> 00:52:56,719
Now all we've got to do is to
find a way of getting there.
603
00:52:56,790 --> 00:52:59,345
It won't be easy. There's a big
charity ball in Fhloston tomorrow.
604
00:52:59,366 --> 00:53:02,795
The flights are full for months, and with all the
celebrities the hotel will be guarded like a fortress.
605
00:53:02,962 --> 00:53:04,296
But there must be a way of getting there.
606
00:53:10,845 --> 00:53:12,137
I'll get it.
607
00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:14,990
Weddings?
608
00:53:17,578 --> 00:53:18,661
Not really.
609
00:53:18,728 --> 00:53:21,563
- Mr. Zorg would like to talk to you.
- Mister who?
610
00:53:21,628 --> 00:53:23,212
Mr. Zorg.
611
00:53:23,983 --> 00:53:26,318
Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel...
612
00:53:26,941 --> 00:53:27,941
Zorg.
613
00:53:31,157 --> 00:53:33,325
It's nice to see you again, Father.
614
00:53:33,384 --> 00:53:35,719
Ah! I remember you now.
615
00:53:36,329 --> 00:53:38,914
The so-called art dealer.
616
00:53:39,124 --> 00:53:43,168
I'm glad you got your memory back,
because you're gonna need it.
617
00:53:45,338 --> 00:53:46,672
Where are the stones?
618
00:53:47,555 --> 00:53:51,229
I don't know. And even if I did know,
I wouldn't tell somebody like you.
619
00:53:51,344 --> 00:53:52,511
Why?
620
00:53:53,179 --> 00:53:56,348
- What's wrong with me?
- I try to serve life.
621
00:53:57,684 --> 00:53:59,351
But you only...
622
00:53:59,686 --> 00:54:01,687
seem to want to destroy it.
623
00:54:01,855 --> 00:54:03,522
Father...
624
00:54:04,357 --> 00:54:07,484
you're so wrong. Let me explain.
625
00:54:11,573 --> 00:54:13,574
Life, which you so nobly serve...
626
00:54:13,741 --> 00:54:16,535
comes from destruction, disorder
and chaos.
627
00:54:16,703 --> 00:54:18,036
Now, take this empty glass.
628
00:54:18,069 --> 00:54:21,206
Here it is. Peaceful, serene, boring.
629
00:54:21,374 --> 00:54:23,208
But if it is...
630
00:54:23,932 --> 00:54:25,266
destroyed...
631
00:54:29,281 --> 00:54:31,844
Look at all these little things.
So busy now.
632
00:54:32,177 --> 00:54:34,553
Notice how each one is useful.
633
00:54:37,454 --> 00:54:41,290
What a lovely ballet ensues,
so full of form and colour.
634
00:54:41,343 --> 00:54:44,679
Now, think about all those people
that created them.
635
00:54:45,230 --> 00:54:49,401
Technicians, engineers. Hundreds of people who
will be able to feed their children tonight...
636
00:54:49,569 --> 00:54:53,489
so those children can grow up big and
strong and have children of their own...
637
00:54:53,541 --> 00:54:55,073
and so on and so forth.
638
00:54:55,159 --> 00:54:58,161
Thus adding to the great chain...
639
00:54:58,745 --> 00:55:00,245
of life.
640
00:55:02,749 --> 00:55:04,333
Water. Fruit.
641
00:55:04,501 --> 00:55:07,336
You see, Father, by creating
a little destruction...
642
00:55:07,605 --> 00:55:08,688
A cherry.
643
00:55:08,755 --> 00:55:10,547
I'm, in fact, encouraging life.
644
00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:13,926
In reality, you and I
are in the same business.
645
00:55:14,928 --> 00:55:15,969
Cheers.
646
00:55:33,279 --> 00:55:35,280
Where's the robot
to pat you on the back?
647
00:55:36,950 --> 00:55:38,075
Or the engineer?
648
00:55:43,456 --> 00:55:46,124
Or their children, maybe?
649
00:55:55,134 --> 00:55:59,137
There, you see now how all your
so-called power counts for nothing?
650
00:55:59,973 --> 00:56:04,476
How your entire empire
of destruction comes crashing down...
651
00:56:04,644 --> 00:56:08,814
all because of one little cherry.
652
00:56:22,161 --> 00:56:23,829
You saved my life...
653
00:56:23,997 --> 00:56:26,164
and in return, I'll spare yours...
654
00:56:26,833 --> 00:56:28,000
for now.
655
00:56:28,388 --> 00:56:29,680
You're a monster, Zorg.
656
00:56:32,005 --> 00:56:33,589
I know.
657
00:56:37,427 --> 00:56:40,012
Torture who you have to,
the president, I don't care.
658
00:56:40,056 --> 00:56:42,057
Just bring me those stones.
659
00:56:42,682 --> 00:56:44,516
You have one hour.
660
00:56:59,198 --> 00:57:02,200
It's gobbling up all the communication
satellites in the galaxy.
661
00:57:02,368 --> 00:57:05,037
Why in the hell
is it eating up all the satellites?
662
00:57:05,204 --> 00:57:06,955
We're working on it, Mr. President.
663
00:57:18,718 --> 00:57:22,888
I managed to contact the Mondoshawan. They
deplore the incident but accept our apologies.
664
00:57:23,056 --> 00:57:25,223
And the stones? Did you
find their wreckage?
665
00:57:25,391 --> 00:57:27,726
- The stones weren't on board the ship.
- What do you mean?
666
00:57:27,894 --> 00:57:30,854
The Mondoshawan never
fully trusted the human race.
667
00:57:31,022 --> 00:57:32,814
They gave the stones
to someone they do trust.
668
00:57:33,733 --> 00:57:36,735
Her name is Plavalaguna.
She's a diva.
669
00:57:36,903 --> 00:57:40,238
She's going to sing at a charity ball
in Fhloston Paradise in a few hours.
670
00:57:40,406 --> 00:57:42,074
She has the stones with her.
671
00:57:42,283 --> 00:57:44,660
The Mondoshawans will help.
672
00:57:44,827 --> 00:57:47,996
All we have to do is send someone
to get the stones.
673
00:57:48,164 --> 00:57:49,247
Excellent.
674
00:57:52,085 --> 00:57:54,586
I want this operation to be
discreet as possible.
675
00:57:54,754 --> 00:57:56,922
No troops. No big operation.
676
00:57:57,590 --> 00:57:59,591
I want your best man
to go undercover.
677
00:57:59,759 --> 00:58:01,551
I have the perfect one.
678
00:58:05,659 --> 00:58:07,924
- You got a message.
- Yeah.
679
00:58:08,148 --> 00:58:10,149
Not gonna open it?
Could be important.
680
00:58:11,104 --> 00:58:13,105
Like the last two I got were important.
681
00:58:13,606 --> 00:58:16,942
First one was from my wife
telling me she's leaving.
682
00:58:17,276 --> 00:58:20,946
The second was from my lawyer
telling me he was leaving with my wife.
683
00:58:21,781 --> 00:58:23,115
That is bad luck.
684
00:58:23,282 --> 00:58:24,616
But grandfather say:
685
00:58:24,784 --> 00:58:28,245
"It never rain every day."
This is good news, guaranteed.
686
00:58:29,414 --> 00:58:30,455
I bet you lunch.
687
00:58:31,624 --> 00:58:32,916
Okay.
688
00:58:35,962 --> 00:58:37,129
Come on.
689
00:58:39,632 --> 00:58:40,799
"You are fired."
690
00:58:42,218 --> 00:58:44,428
Oh, I'm sorry.
691
00:58:50,226 --> 00:58:51,560
At least I won lunch.
692
00:58:51,728 --> 00:58:55,981
Good philosophy.
See good in bad. I like.
693
00:58:56,149 --> 00:58:57,858
- Hello.
- Korben, sweetheart.
694
00:58:58,192 --> 00:59:00,485
You got broken fingers?
You can't punch my number?
695
00:59:00,653 --> 00:59:02,654
- Hi, Mom.
- Seventeen messages.
696
00:59:02,822 --> 00:59:06,324
And don't tell me your machine is broken
again. Those things are good for 1000 years.
697
00:59:06,492 --> 00:59:09,911
Mr. Kim, you should go.
This'll take a minute.
698
00:59:09,976 --> 00:59:12,998
You wouldn't even feed your white pussycat a
croquette, who you obviously love more than me.
699
00:59:13,166 --> 00:59:16,251
- She didn't breast-feed you. I did.
- Goodbye, Mr. Dallas.
700
00:59:17,578 --> 00:59:18,670
Good fortune for you.
701
00:59:18,838 --> 00:59:21,757
Your girl just hung up on me. Oh Christ.
I'll never be a grandmother.
702
00:59:21,966 --> 00:59:24,259
- It could bring you good luck!
- Yeah, sure.
703
00:59:31,350 --> 00:59:34,186
Korben, you know how my poor body's failing
me. You have to take me on this trip.
704
00:59:34,353 --> 00:59:35,571
What are you talking about?
705
00:59:35,597 --> 00:59:37,631
Oh I get it. You wanna make
your only mother beg, is that it?
706
00:59:37,815 --> 00:59:41,568
No, I don't want to make you beg, all I want
is an explanation. Look, I just got in.
707
00:59:41,736 --> 00:59:44,529
I just smashed my cab.
I lost my job. I got mugged.
708
00:59:44,697 --> 00:59:48,033
Besides that, everything's peachy.
Thanks for asking.
709
00:59:48,618 --> 00:59:51,119
Now, would you settle down
and explain this to me calmly.
710
00:59:51,287 --> 00:59:56,374
Oh so you don't know you won a trip to
Fhloston Paradise for two for 10 days?
711
00:59:56,542 --> 01:00:01,046
And I suppose you're just gonna leave me on
the lunar surface to freeze my ass off.
712
01:00:01,214 --> 01:00:05,550
If I'd won a trip, I'd know about it.
Someone would've notified me.
713
01:00:07,136 --> 01:00:11,473
Korban, they've been blaring your name out
on the radio for the last hour, you big ape.
714
01:00:15,561 --> 01:00:16,728
I'll call you back.
715
01:00:20,038 --> 01:00:23,652
General Munro, how nice to
see you in the 5000 block.
716
01:00:25,530 --> 01:00:27,072
Nice apartment, major.
717
01:00:27,573 --> 01:00:31,034
Like you've settled into a wonderful life.
Heard you lost your job.
718
01:00:32,328 --> 01:00:33,829
You heard that?
719
01:00:35,081 --> 01:00:37,541
Don't worry. I'll get another job.
720
01:00:37,708 --> 01:00:39,751
Don't bother. We have one for you.
721
01:00:40,419 --> 01:00:43,088
"Major Dallas, you've been selected for
a mission of the utmost importance."
722
01:00:43,256 --> 01:00:45,340
- What mission?
- To save the world.
723
01:00:46,259 --> 01:00:48,051
"You leave immediately
for Fhloston Paradise.
724
01:00:48,096 --> 01:00:52,013
"Retrieve four stones from the diva Plavalaguna and
bring them back with the utmost discretion possible."
725
01:00:52,348 --> 01:00:54,808
- Any questions?
- Yeah, just one. Why me?
726
01:00:54,844 --> 01:00:58,061
- I retired six months ago, do you remember?
- Three reasons.
727
01:00:58,437 --> 01:01:02,357
One, as a member of the Elite
Special Forces Unit of the Federate Army...
728
01:01:02,567 --> 01:01:06,111
you are an expert in the use of all weapons
and spacecraft needed in this mission.
729
01:01:06,612 --> 01:01:09,781
Two, of all the members in your unit,
you're the most highly decorated.
730
01:01:09,949 --> 01:01:12,158
- And he third one?
- Of all the members of your unit...
731
01:01:12,183 --> 01:01:14,184
you're the only one left alive.
732
01:01:15,121 --> 01:01:18,046
- You check your messages?
- No, I've had enough good news for one day.
733
01:01:18,085 --> 01:01:19,419
Might be important.
734
01:01:22,086 --> 01:01:23,128
You're a winner!
735
01:01:23,296 --> 01:01:26,590
You've won the annual Gemini Contest
and a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two.
736
01:01:29,802 --> 01:01:31,136
Here are your tickets.
737
01:01:31,596 --> 01:01:33,305
You rigged the contest?
738
01:01:33,723 --> 01:01:35,140
Congratulations.
739
01:01:37,727 --> 01:01:39,795
You couldn't think of anything
a little more discreet?
740
01:01:39,822 --> 01:01:41,990
Old tricks are the best tricks.
741
01:01:42,008 --> 01:01:44,760
Major Iceborg will
accompany you as your wife.
742
01:01:47,904 --> 01:01:49,112
I am not going.
743
01:01:50,809 --> 01:01:51,893
Why not?
744
01:02:02,752 --> 01:02:04,252
Excuse me, General.
745
01:02:06,422 --> 01:02:08,673
Who is it? Who is it?
746
01:02:11,510 --> 01:02:13,094
- My wife.
- You remarried?
747
01:02:13,262 --> 01:02:16,181
Yes. No. I just met this girl,
but I'm gonna marry her.
748
01:02:16,349 --> 01:02:18,183
I love her,
but she hates the military.
749
01:02:18,351 --> 01:02:20,352
She knows that the military
ruined my last marriage
750
01:02:20,378 --> 01:02:23,319
and she can't have anything to do with it. If
she sees you guys here, she's gonna kill me.
751
01:02:23,481 --> 01:02:25,106
- Major... Major!
- You gotta hide somewhere.
752
01:02:25,164 --> 01:02:26,737
You've gotta help me. You
just gotta hide somewhere.
753
01:02:26,763 --> 01:02:28,942
We'd love to help, but I mean there's
only one door, where can we hide?
754
01:02:33,199 --> 01:02:36,368
- Major, we don't have time for this.
- It's just for one minute.
755
01:02:36,535 --> 01:02:38,536
You have no idea
how much you're helping me.
756
01:02:38,704 --> 01:02:40,789
No idea... You have no idea.
757
01:02:40,957 --> 01:02:43,291
- I'm going to be happily married.
- Major! Major! Major!
758
01:02:43,459 --> 01:02:44,991
- What?
- The three of us won't fit in there.
759
01:02:45,039 --> 01:02:45,998
Sure you will.
760
01:02:47,797 --> 01:02:49,547
Major!
761
01:02:49,794 --> 01:02:51,216
Hey! You're on my foot.
762
01:02:51,254 --> 01:02:53,277
Major! Major!
763
01:02:59,892 --> 01:03:02,721
I'm really sorry to have to resort
to these methods, Mr. Wallace...
764
01:03:02,865 --> 01:03:04,491
- Dallas.
- Dallas. But...
765
01:03:04,665 --> 01:03:07,918
we heard about your good luck on the radio
and we need your tickets for Fhloston.
766
01:03:08,067 --> 01:03:09,901
Is this the way priests
use their paid vacations?
767
01:03:09,967 --> 01:03:13,094
- We're not gonna go on vacation. We're on a mission.
- What kind of mission?
768
01:03:14,177 --> 01:03:16,262
We have to save the world, my son.
769
01:03:17,827 --> 01:03:20,996
- You're gonna save the world?
- Yes!
770
01:03:24,712 --> 01:03:26,839
Watch down there. Down there.
771
01:03:34,510 --> 01:03:37,095
This is a police control.
772
01:03:37,430 --> 01:03:39,931
This is not an exercise.
773
01:03:42,268 --> 01:03:44,602
Come on, get in.
For one minute, all right?
774
01:03:45,271 --> 01:03:46,688
Just stay here for one minute. I promise.
775
01:03:46,856 --> 01:03:49,726
- This is a police control.
- Don't touch anything.
776
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:52,261
This is not an exercise.
777
01:03:52,737 --> 01:03:55,280
Can you please spread your legs...
778
01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:57,541
and place your hands
in the yellow circles.
779
01:03:57,825 --> 01:04:00,702
- What are you doing?
- I'm gonna save your ass so you can save the world.
780
01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:02,162
Yeah, but I...
781
01:04:03,956 --> 01:04:06,207
I think this is the door.
There's no name and no number.
782
01:04:06,518 --> 01:04:07,685
Let's see it.
783
01:04:12,298 --> 01:04:13,965
Sir, are you classified as human?
784
01:04:14,534 --> 01:04:17,202
Negative. I am a meat Popsicle.
785
01:04:19,992 --> 01:04:21,076
I found him.
786
01:04:21,265 --> 01:04:22,807
Mr. Korben Dallas?
787
01:04:23,642 --> 01:04:27,270
Sir, can you put your hands
in the yellow circles, please?
788
01:04:30,483 --> 01:04:32,585
Smoke you!
789
01:04:33,152 --> 01:04:34,778
Wrong answer.
790
01:04:37,490 --> 01:04:40,283
The police control
is now terminated.
791
01:04:40,660 --> 01:04:44,662
Thank you for your cooperation.
Have a nice day.
792
01:04:44,830 --> 01:04:47,665
Okay, we got the guy.
Wasn't easy, but we bagged him.
793
01:04:47,833 --> 01:04:50,210
- Thanks for the tip.
- Glad to be of help, my friend.
794
01:04:50,669 --> 01:04:53,505
The guy's just been arrested
for uranium smuggling.
795
01:04:53,672 --> 01:04:57,926
Everything is going as planned. All I have to
do now is go to the airport, take his place...
796
01:04:58,094 --> 01:05:00,595
and I'll be in Fhloston
in less than four hours.
797
01:05:01,013 --> 01:05:03,348
Don't come back without the stones.
798
01:05:20,699 --> 01:05:22,367
Korben Dallas. We got him.
799
01:05:22,535 --> 01:05:23,618
Perfect.
800
01:05:23,828 --> 01:05:25,870
Akanit, take command.
801
01:05:26,455 --> 01:05:28,957
Go to Fhloston and get the stones.
802
01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:30,959
If Zorg really wants them...
803
01:05:31,127 --> 01:05:33,294
he'll have to negotiate.
804
01:05:33,462 --> 01:05:36,047
Revenge is at hand.
805
01:05:39,335 --> 01:05:43,583
Oh, I am so sorry.
I forgot about the autowash.
806
01:05:43,624 --> 01:05:46,141
There's an autowash
in that shower.
807
01:05:51,897 --> 01:05:53,618
I'm so sorry.
808
01:05:53,665 --> 01:05:55,233
Autowash.
809
01:05:55,401 --> 01:05:58,236
Autowash, yes.
Autowash, in the shower.
810
01:05:59,864 --> 01:06:02,407
You know, it's funny.
I've met you twice today.
811
01:06:02,575 --> 01:06:05,577
Both times,
you've ended up in my arms.
812
01:06:06,162 --> 01:06:07,996
It's my lucky day.
813
01:06:08,975 --> 01:06:11,791
L-L-Lucky day.
814
01:06:13,847 --> 01:06:14,588
Yeah.
815
01:06:21,260 --> 01:06:22,677
Did you hear something?
816
01:06:23,387 --> 01:06:25,096
Cornelius.
817
01:06:31,270 --> 01:06:32,437
Autowash.
818
01:06:33,689 --> 01:06:36,191
- I'm so sorry.
- I don't need your help.
819
01:06:40,446 --> 01:06:42,697
- Want a cup of coffee?
- Yes, please.
820
01:06:43,449 --> 01:06:44,782
Autowash.
821
01:06:45,910 --> 01:06:47,702
Coffee's not really my speciality.
822
01:06:49,205 --> 01:06:52,207
But you must drink a lot
of coffee, being a priest.
823
01:06:58,714 --> 01:07:01,966
I know. I know. I'm not proud
of what I did. I had no choice.
824
01:07:13,312 --> 01:07:14,812
I'll take the mission.
825
01:07:31,664 --> 01:07:33,081
- Did you get them?
- Yeah.
826
01:07:33,249 --> 01:07:34,874
Good.
827
01:07:38,254 --> 01:07:40,288
- "Leeloo Dallas."
- "Multi-pass."
828
01:07:40,312 --> 01:07:42,104
"Korben David Dallas." Perfect.
829
01:07:45,010 --> 01:07:47,428
No no, I can't possibly be your husband.
I'm too old.
830
01:07:47,596 --> 01:07:49,347
Now, David is...
831
01:07:49,765 --> 01:07:52,058
in great shape. He'll protect you.
832
01:07:52,089 --> 01:07:56,437
Now, please, go to the diva, collect
the stones and meet me at the temple.
833
01:07:56,489 --> 01:07:57,906
Now. Yes.
834
01:07:59,358 --> 01:08:00,566
Okay.
835
01:08:01,562 --> 01:08:04,766
Final call for Fhloston Paradise.
836
01:08:04,798 --> 01:08:08,158
Last call for Fhloston Paradise.
Hurry up.
837
01:08:11,036 --> 01:08:12,370
The tickets.
838
01:08:12,538 --> 01:08:15,206
- ID, please.
- I'm sorry.
839
01:08:16,542 --> 01:08:18,584
- There.
- In here?
840
01:08:19,161 --> 01:08:20,005
Thank you!
841
01:08:20,473 --> 01:08:21,515
Mr. Dallas?
842
01:08:23,086 --> 01:08:23,715
Yeah.
843
01:08:23,882 --> 01:08:26,217
Congratulations
on winning the contest.
844
01:08:26,385 --> 01:08:28,219
Oh, right. Okay.
845
01:08:28,244 --> 01:08:30,339
- Sorry for the mess.
- The mess?
846
01:08:30,412 --> 01:08:31,584
The garbage.
847
01:08:36,103 --> 01:08:37,603
Made it!
848
01:08:38,105 --> 01:08:40,065
I was so afraid I wasn't
gonna make this flight...
849
01:08:40,092 --> 01:08:43,735
so I sent David here to come
and pick up my boarding pass.
850
01:08:43,902 --> 01:08:46,821
But now David has to go.
Thank you. Bye.
851
01:08:47,781 --> 01:08:49,782
I am Korben Dallas.
852
01:08:50,451 --> 01:08:53,494
Please report infractions
immediately to the spaceport.
853
01:08:53,662 --> 01:08:55,079
And this is?
854
01:08:56,123 --> 01:08:58,416
Leeloo Dallas. Multi-pass.
855
01:08:59,293 --> 01:09:00,095
Multi-pass.
856
01:09:00,162 --> 01:09:01,945
Multi-pass. She knows it's a multi-pass.
857
01:09:01,979 --> 01:09:05,221
Leloo Dallas. My wife. We're newlyweds.
Just met. You know how it is.
858
01:09:05,262 --> 01:09:09,260
Bump into each other, sparks happen...
Yeah she knows it's a multi-pass.
859
01:09:09,428 --> 01:09:10,928
Anyway, we're in love.
860
01:09:11,597 --> 01:09:15,266
I mean, I know
she's made to be strong.
861
01:09:15,434 --> 01:09:18,770
She's also so fragile, so human.
You know what I mean?
862
01:09:23,275 --> 01:09:25,193
- You want some more?
- Yeah.
863
01:09:28,765 --> 01:09:30,697
- Make that two.
- Oh, David.
864
01:09:30,738 --> 01:09:31,404
David?
865
01:09:31,627 --> 01:09:33,962
- Where's Leeloo?
- She's on the plane with Mr. Dallas.
866
01:09:34,334 --> 01:09:36,470
- What?!
- I'm sorry Father. I didn't know what to do.
867
01:09:36,498 --> 01:09:37,661
I thought he was gonna kill me.
868
01:09:37,695 --> 01:09:40,021
But this is not possible.
869
01:09:40,755 --> 01:09:41,793
It's not possible.
870
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,294
You want some more?
871
01:09:43,462 --> 01:09:44,837
This is all my fault.
872
01:09:45,964 --> 01:09:48,719
I am the servant. It is my mission.
I should never have given it to you.
873
01:09:48,806 --> 01:09:49,806
I know.
874
01:09:51,344 --> 01:09:52,895
- It's the key to the temple.
- Oh, no.
875
01:09:52,942 --> 01:09:56,389
Prepare for our arrival.
I've got to face my destiny.
876
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:57,335
Yes.
877
01:09:58,477 --> 01:10:00,645
I don't want to go to Egypt.
878
01:10:04,483 --> 01:10:07,054
Dallas? Korben Dallas?
879
01:10:08,796 --> 01:10:09,921
Yeah, that's me.
880
01:10:11,206 --> 01:10:13,207
Just a minute, please.
881
01:10:18,831 --> 01:10:20,998
It will take just one more minute.
882
01:10:30,008 --> 01:10:32,009
We'll be right back.
883
01:10:35,556 --> 01:10:38,349
Oh! Mr. Dallas, we really
need you right now.
884
01:10:38,719 --> 01:10:42,019
Ruby Rhod is broadcasting live
and he needs you for an interview.
885
01:10:42,187 --> 01:10:43,354
Miss?
886
01:10:43,856 --> 01:10:44,897
Multi-pass.
887
01:10:48,902 --> 01:10:51,904
Tell Aknot that plan A flopped.
Go to plan B.
888
01:10:53,092 --> 01:10:55,533
Aliens ahead. Spread out.
889
01:11:05,085 --> 01:11:06,711
Backup unit, zone 18.
890
01:11:17,222 --> 01:11:21,893
Sir, Ruby Rhod is the biggest radio star.
It's a great honour to be on his talk show.
891
01:11:22,686 --> 01:11:25,271
- He's so green.
- Yes, I'm sure you're very excited.
892
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:27,565
I'm on vacation
and don't want to be bothered.
893
01:11:27,733 --> 01:11:29,734
I prefer to remain anonymous.
894
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:35,647
Korben Dallas!
895
01:11:35,702 --> 01:11:39,239
Here he is! The one and only winner
of the Gemini Croquette Contest.
896
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:43,199
This boy is fuelled like fire,
so start melting, ladies...
897
01:11:43,273 --> 01:11:46,083
'cause the boy is hotter than hot.
He's hot, hot, hot!
898
01:11:48,587 --> 01:11:52,089
The right size, the right build,
the right hair, the right on.
899
01:11:52,257 --> 01:11:53,466
Right on. Right on.
900
01:11:53,759 --> 01:11:55,760
And he's got something to say...
901
01:11:55,928 --> 01:11:58,304
to those 50 billion pairs
of ears out there.
902
01:11:58,931 --> 01:12:00,097
Pop it, D-man.
903
01:12:04,510 --> 01:12:05,510
Hi.
904
01:12:05,604 --> 01:12:07,522
Unbelievable.
905
01:12:09,983 --> 01:12:12,956
Quiver, ladies. Quiver.
He's gonna set the world on fire.
906
01:12:12,996 --> 01:12:14,201
Right here from 5 to 7.
907
01:12:14,241 --> 01:12:17,990
You'll know everything
there is to know about the D-man.
908
01:12:18,158 --> 01:12:19,534
His dreams...
909
01:12:19,701 --> 01:12:21,077
his desires...
910
01:12:21,245 --> 01:12:23,996
his most intimates of intimates.
911
01:12:24,164 --> 01:12:26,999
And from what I'm looking at,
intimate is this stud muffin's middle name.
912
01:12:27,167 --> 01:12:29,001
So tell me, my man...
913
01:12:29,169 --> 01:12:30,628
you nervous in the service?
914
01:12:33,507 --> 01:12:35,091
Not really.
915
01:12:35,801 --> 01:12:39,428
Freeze those knees my queens because
Korben's in the place and he's on the case.
916
01:12:39,596 --> 01:12:43,474
Yesterday's frog
will be tomorrow's prince...
917
01:12:43,505 --> 01:12:46,247
of Fhloston Paradise!
918
01:12:46,311 --> 01:12:49,146
The hotel of a thousand and one
follies and lollies and lick-em lollies.
919
01:12:49,236 --> 01:12:51,941
A magic fountain flowing
with non-stop wine, women and...
920
01:12:52,109 --> 01:12:54,059
hootchie-kootchie-koo...
921
01:12:54,152 --> 01:12:55,653
all night long.
922
01:12:56,336 --> 01:12:59,553
♪ All night long
All night ♪
923
01:13:04,997 --> 01:13:09,542
Start licking those stamps, pretty girl, 'cause
this guy's gonna have you writing home to Mama.
924
01:13:09,710 --> 01:13:12,206
Right here, from 5 to 7,
I'll be your voice, your tongue...
925
01:13:12,233 --> 01:13:17,174
and I'll be a hound on the trail of the
sexiest man of the year: D-man, your man...
926
01:13:19,791 --> 01:13:20,833
my man.
927
01:13:23,056 --> 01:13:24,640
End of transmission.
928
01:13:24,808 --> 01:13:26,517
Okay, Ruby.
See you tomorrow at 5.
929
01:13:28,225 --> 01:13:29,809
How was it?
930
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:34,381
Why, it was just absolutely green.
931
01:13:35,669 --> 01:13:36,753
Green like what?
932
01:13:37,237 --> 01:13:38,529
Crystal green.
933
01:13:38,697 --> 01:13:40,740
Any kind of green you want...
934
01:13:41,033 --> 01:13:43,826
like tree green, emerald, pond green.
935
01:13:55,922 --> 01:13:59,717
Korben, sweetheart, what was that?
It was bad! It had nothing!
936
01:13:59,776 --> 01:14:03,429
No fire! No energy! No nothing! You know
I have a show to run here, you know?
937
01:14:03,597 --> 01:14:05,056
And it must pop, pop, pop!
938
01:14:05,223 --> 01:14:06,724
So tomorrow, from 5 to 7...
939
01:14:06,892 --> 01:14:10,144
you please act like you have
more than a two-word vocabulary.
940
01:14:11,063 --> 01:14:13,230
It must be green! Okay? Okay?
941
01:14:13,607 --> 01:14:16,953
Can I talk to you for a second?
Just talk to you for one second?
942
01:14:17,235 --> 01:14:19,945
I didn't come here to play
Pumba on the radio.
943
01:14:19,990 --> 01:14:23,074
So tomorrow, from 5 to 7,
you're gonna give yourself a hand.
944
01:14:23,575 --> 01:14:25,910
- Green?
- Super-green.
945
01:14:27,913 --> 01:14:29,497
Dallas? Korben Dallas?
946
01:14:29,665 --> 01:14:30,956
That's me.
947
01:14:32,084 --> 01:14:35,252
Listen, I only have one Korben Dallas on my
list, and he's already checked in, okay?
948
01:14:39,633 --> 01:14:42,426
That's impossible. I am Korben Dallas.
949
01:14:42,803 --> 01:14:45,429
Sorry, sir. Boarding is finished.
950
01:14:46,098 --> 01:14:48,265
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
951
01:14:50,166 --> 01:14:51,350
I need to talk to someone!
952
01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:53,312
I don't believe this!
953
01:14:54,314 --> 01:14:57,608
This is not an exercise.
This is a police control.
954
01:14:57,776 --> 01:14:59,944
I'm sorry. I'm calm.
955
01:15:00,428 --> 01:15:02,279
Been a mistake. There's been a mistake.
956
01:15:03,532 --> 01:15:05,137
To make your flight as short as possible...
957
01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:07,711
our flight attendants are switching
on the sleep regulator...
958
01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:10,293
which will regulate your sleeping
during the flight.
959
01:15:14,626 --> 01:15:15,751
Thank you.
960
01:15:19,131 --> 01:15:20,131
Hi.
961
01:15:20,298 --> 01:15:23,008
- You speak English now.
- Yes. I learn.
962
01:15:23,176 --> 01:15:24,343
Good.
963
01:15:25,137 --> 01:15:26,971
Leeloo, we are not on vacation.
964
01:15:27,139 --> 01:15:30,641
I'm on a mission. A very important mission.
And I work for some very important people.
965
01:15:30,768 --> 01:15:33,728
If I hadn't come to get you, you'd be in
big trouble. Do you understand that?
966
01:15:33,937 --> 01:15:36,313
- Do you understand? Big trouble?
- Yes.
967
01:15:36,481 --> 01:15:38,482
But you, no trouble.
968
01:15:39,568 --> 01:15:41,736
Me, fifth element.
969
01:15:42,487 --> 01:15:44,447
Supreme being.
970
01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:47,324
Me protect you.
971
01:15:51,014 --> 01:15:52,139
Sleep.
972
01:15:54,958 --> 01:15:56,792
- Sweet dreams, Mr. Dallas.
- No, wait...
973
01:16:01,306 --> 01:16:03,367
Sleep regulator operative
in zone one, Captain.
974
01:16:03,408 --> 01:16:06,265
Thank you.
Zone two, are you operative?
975
01:16:06,595 --> 01:16:07,845
Zone two?
976
01:16:08,096 --> 01:16:09,597
Yeah, everything's ready, captain.
977
01:16:09,765 --> 01:16:11,348
- Mr. Rhod.
- What?
978
01:16:11,516 --> 01:16:13,559
You're gonna have to assume
your individual position.
979
01:16:13,727 --> 01:16:15,603
I don't want one position.
I want all positions!
980
01:16:16,980 --> 01:16:18,189
Mr. Rhod!
981
01:16:20,108 --> 01:16:22,526
- Parasites in landing gear.
- Ground, you copy?
982
01:16:22,694 --> 01:16:24,278
Got it. Front gear.
983
01:16:24,488 --> 01:16:27,198
Hey, man, give me some heat, man!
984
01:16:27,365 --> 01:16:31,035
We need some heat here, man!
Get some heat!
985
01:16:32,037 --> 01:16:34,330
Some heat over here, man!
986
01:16:34,498 --> 01:16:37,666
Good shit, man.
Put the heat over here, man!
987
01:16:51,306 --> 01:16:55,226
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
988
01:16:57,896 --> 01:17:00,147
Come, come, come, come.
Give me this. Give me this.
989
01:17:03,401 --> 01:17:04,568
Take that.
990
01:17:05,237 --> 01:17:07,154
Mr. Rhod!
991
01:17:08,406 --> 01:17:10,074
You can call me Ruby.
992
01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:13,327
Fuelled and ready to go.
993
01:17:15,413 --> 01:17:16,831
I'll buy you one, man.
994
01:17:19,251 --> 01:17:20,751
Have you taken off already?
995
01:17:22,003 --> 01:17:24,547
- I'm not on the plane.
- What?
996
01:17:24,714 --> 01:17:28,092
The real Dallas took my place.
I don't understand.
997
01:17:28,260 --> 01:17:29,760
Are you making fun of me?
998
01:17:29,928 --> 01:17:32,096
No, no, no! I swear! I swear!
999
01:17:32,264 --> 01:17:35,349
I never felt this way before
with a human.
1000
01:17:36,101 --> 01:17:38,352
- Really?
- Yeah!
1001
01:17:38,770 --> 01:17:42,439
I've tried everything, believe me. There's
no other way of getting on this plane.
1002
01:17:50,615 --> 01:17:53,409
- Ground is clear.
- Roger. Ready for lift-off?
1003
01:17:53,577 --> 01:17:54,869
Confirmed.
1004
01:18:00,227 --> 01:18:03,479
Not there. No no, please, no no,
please, not there. Please, don't!
1005
01:18:03,628 --> 01:18:05,296
- Power pressure?
- Primed.
1006
01:18:10,051 --> 01:18:11,468
- Protection?
- Confirmed.
1007
01:18:12,220 --> 01:18:13,721
Power increase.
1008
01:18:13,889 --> 01:18:14,972
Ten seconds.
1009
01:18:15,140 --> 01:18:16,640
I am...
1010
01:18:17,392 --> 01:18:18,601
a little...
1011
01:18:19,508 --> 01:18:21,478
- disappointed.
- Five...
1012
01:18:21,646 --> 01:18:25,065
- If there is one thing I do not like...
- Three...
1013
01:18:25,233 --> 01:18:27,610
- ...it is to be...
- ...two...
1014
01:18:28,820 --> 01:18:30,613
- ...disappointed.
- ...one...
1015
01:18:30,780 --> 01:18:34,116
- Sorry sir, this will never happen again.
- I know.
1016
01:18:34,284 --> 01:18:35,284
...lift-off.
1017
01:18:46,922 --> 01:18:49,924
- Landing gear secure.
- Roger. Checklist for light speed.
1018
01:19:16,284 --> 01:19:18,369
Sir, we're finally getting something.
1019
01:19:19,585 --> 01:19:21,169
It's sending radio wavelengths.
1020
01:19:21,472 --> 01:19:25,225
- What does it want with radio waves?
- Maybe it wants to make a call.
1021
01:19:29,214 --> 01:19:30,839
Zorg's office.
1022
01:19:31,967 --> 01:19:34,301
I told you I did not
want to be disturbed.
1023
01:19:34,469 --> 01:19:37,554
I know, you don't want to be disturbed
except if it's Mr. Shadow...
1024
01:19:37,592 --> 01:19:39,260
and it's Mr. Shadow on the line.
1025
01:19:49,401 --> 01:19:51,402
It's me again.
1026
01:19:51,965 --> 01:19:53,320
Zorg here.
1027
01:19:53,488 --> 01:19:58,242
- Am I disturbing you?
- No, no, no, I was just...
1028
01:20:00,578 --> 01:20:01,829
Where are you?
1029
01:20:02,497 --> 01:20:04,748
Not far now.
1030
01:20:06,251 --> 01:20:07,334
Good.
1031
01:20:08,003 --> 01:20:09,420
Good, good.
1032
01:20:09,587 --> 01:20:13,966
How are the stones?
1033
01:20:14,134 --> 01:20:18,095
Fine. Fine. Just, just fine.
I'll have the...
1034
01:20:18,513 --> 01:20:21,932
I'll have the four stones
you asked for any time now...
1035
01:20:22,100 --> 01:20:23,851
but it wasn't easy.
1036
01:20:24,019 --> 01:20:26,437
My costs have tripled.
1037
01:20:27,355 --> 01:20:33,110
Money is of no importance.
1038
01:20:33,945 --> 01:20:39,616
I want the stones.
1039
01:20:39,784 --> 01:20:41,660
The stones...
1040
01:20:42,954 --> 01:20:45,247
will be here.
1041
01:20:47,250 --> 01:20:49,043
I'll see to it personally.
1042
01:20:49,252 --> 01:20:52,629
I will be among you...
1043
01:20:53,381 --> 01:20:54,590
soon.
1044
01:20:57,720 --> 01:21:00,137
- We lost it.
- We lost the signal.
1045
01:21:00,305 --> 01:21:02,139
Damn!
1046
01:21:19,407 --> 01:21:22,719
Ladies and gentlemen, we've begun our
descent toward Fhloston Paradise.
1047
01:21:22,786 --> 01:21:24,745
The local time is 3:20 p.m.
1048
01:21:24,913 --> 01:21:28,488
Auto-temperature is currently
85 degrees Fahrenheit.
1049
01:21:28,549 --> 01:21:32,795
We do hope that you've enjoyed your flight
for today and hope to see you again soon.
1050
01:21:51,606 --> 01:21:54,733
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to paradise.
1051
01:22:05,537 --> 01:22:08,163
Excuse me, dear. Excuse me.
Excuse me, please. Excuse me.
1052
01:22:42,866 --> 01:22:44,741
Parasites in the main ventilation.
1053
01:22:44,909 --> 01:22:46,577
Again? Don't worry, I'll get it.
1054
01:22:55,503 --> 01:22:57,379
Have we arrived yet?
1055
01:22:57,752 --> 01:23:00,337
- Yeah.
- Oh, good.
1056
01:23:00,758 --> 01:23:03,760
We have 12 swimming pools
and two on the rooftop.
1057
01:23:03,928 --> 01:23:07,014
All the restaurants are between
level two and level 10.
1058
01:23:07,182 --> 01:23:11,268
The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches,
all accessible until 5 p.m.
1059
01:23:11,436 --> 01:23:14,897
Then the airship goes higher to offer
you a better view with your dinner.
1060
01:23:15,064 --> 01:23:17,438
- Is the diva here yet?
- Not yet.
1061
01:23:17,486 --> 01:23:22,200
- Are there any tickets left for the opera, I'm a big fan?
- You have a seat reserved, front row...
1062
01:23:22,261 --> 01:23:24,698
next to Ruby Rhod!
1063
01:23:24,908 --> 01:23:27,951
He's so talented, don't you think?
I just love him. He's so sexy.
1064
01:23:28,119 --> 01:23:31,538
Well anyway, he has your ticket for the
show, and he'll be here in 20 minutes.
1065
01:23:33,041 --> 01:23:35,042
Do you know where I can
get something to wear?
1066
01:23:38,421 --> 01:23:41,215
- Enjoy your evening, Mr. Dallas.
- Thank you.
1067
01:23:48,344 --> 01:23:49,099
Hello?
1068
01:23:49,140 --> 01:23:51,922
You miserable bastard,
I never should've pushed you out.
1069
01:23:51,970 --> 01:23:52,609
Ma?
1070
01:23:52,644 --> 01:23:55,562
I was in labour for days,
and this is how you repay me?
1071
01:23:55,818 --> 01:23:58,369
- I should've just gotten a robot.
- Come on, Ma.
1072
01:23:58,410 --> 01:23:59,539
Don't "come on ma" me.
1073
01:23:59,563 --> 01:24:00,798
I should be there, not you.
1074
01:24:00,825 --> 01:24:03,278
I need a tan. I need a cocktail.
1075
01:24:26,010 --> 01:24:27,344
Get the case in.
1076
01:24:31,349 --> 01:24:33,016
Hello, Ms. Diva. I'm Fog.
1077
01:24:33,351 --> 01:24:36,687
Welcome to the... I'm security.
1078
01:24:37,188 --> 01:24:40,065
Welcome to the... Tall...
1079
01:24:58,525 --> 01:25:00,661
- Can I talk to you for a minute?
- Sure. Yeah.
1080
01:25:00,675 --> 01:25:02,713
- What's your name?
- Fog.
1081
01:25:05,049 --> 01:25:08,218
Ms. Plavalaguna wants you to know
how glad she is that you're here.
1082
01:25:08,386 --> 01:25:11,273
She'll give you what you've come
to get after the concert.
1083
01:25:11,317 --> 01:25:12,317
Stay here.
1084
01:25:14,726 --> 01:25:19,896
You're listening to Radio Cosmos
and it is now 5 p.m.
1085
01:25:20,342 --> 01:25:22,510
- Helm to 108.
- Yes, sir.
1086
01:25:23,651 --> 01:25:25,068
Helm 108!
1087
01:25:25,236 --> 01:25:26,486
Helm to 108.
1088
01:25:26,816 --> 01:25:31,403
Time to join Ruby Rhod
and Korben Dallas...
1089
01:25:31,511 --> 01:25:35,889
the lucky winner
of the Gemini Croquette Contest.
1090
01:25:35,955 --> 01:25:39,082
Coming at you live from Fhloston...
1091
01:25:39,671 --> 01:25:40,667
Paradise!
1092
01:25:40,820 --> 01:25:45,748
Ruby Rhod at your service for two hours with lucky
Korben and the manager of this supergreen hotel...
1093
01:25:45,923 --> 01:25:48,717
and Miss Gemini Croquette
in person...
1094
01:25:48,885 --> 01:25:51,011
and 8000 other lucksters here...
1095
01:25:51,179 --> 01:25:55,974
to enjoy the privilege of the
unique concert of Miss Plavalaguna!
1096
01:25:59,354 --> 01:26:01,688
And now we enter what must be...
1097
01:26:01,721 --> 01:26:04,524
the most beautiful concert hall
of all the universe!
1098
01:26:04,692 --> 01:26:08,695
A perfect replica
of the old opera house...
1099
01:26:09,197 --> 01:26:10,864
but who cares?
1100
01:26:11,074 --> 01:26:14,659
To my right, a row of ministers,
more sinisters than ministers.
1101
01:26:14,827 --> 01:26:18,372
To my left, Baby Ray,
star of stage and screen.
1102
01:26:18,539 --> 01:26:21,333
He's not gonna get much
out of this concert. He's stone-deaf!
1103
01:26:22,468 --> 01:26:23,926
To who?
1104
01:26:24,420 --> 01:26:27,672
And here we have Roy Von Bacon,
king of laser ball.
1105
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:31,385
And here the Emperor of Kodar Japhet
and his lovely daughter.
1106
01:26:31,594 --> 01:26:34,721
"I love to sing,"
she recently confessed to me.
1107
01:26:34,889 --> 01:26:38,225
By the way, I have a recording
of her talented voice.
1108
01:26:39,487 --> 01:26:43,058
I play the rest of the song after the
concert because right now it's time...
1109
01:26:43,092 --> 01:26:45,315
for Korben
to say the word of the day.
1110
01:26:46,021 --> 01:26:49,857
So tell me, my man, you happy
here in the big world?
1111
01:26:51,819 --> 01:26:53,737
Thrilled.
1112
01:26:54,617 --> 01:26:57,536
And now champagne!
1113
01:27:03,626 --> 01:27:05,919
Commercial! Commercial!
1114
01:27:06,254 --> 01:27:07,754
Break for 30 seconds.
1115
01:27:24,397 --> 01:27:25,730
Showtime.
1116
01:29:18,010 --> 01:29:21,680
Commander, I have a ship in trouble
requesting permission to dock for repairs.
1117
01:29:21,847 --> 01:29:24,683
Put him in the docking garage.
Inform security.
1118
01:29:25,309 --> 01:29:28,019
- Permission granted for one hour.
- More than I need.
1119
01:29:41,826 --> 01:29:45,203
- Yes?
- Champagne for the diva.
1120
01:29:45,538 --> 01:29:47,038
I'll take it.
1121
01:30:21,943 --> 01:30:23,777
I found it.
1122
01:30:58,152 --> 01:30:59,194
Get her!
1123
01:32:33,330 --> 01:32:34,748
It was an ambush.
1124
01:32:38,502 --> 01:32:42,672
If it's war they want,
it's war they'll get!
1125
01:32:45,676 --> 01:32:47,798
Bravo! Bravo!
1126
01:32:47,853 --> 01:32:49,880
Bravo! Bravo.
1127
01:32:50,014 --> 01:32:51,556
My compliments, little lady.
1128
01:32:51,567 --> 01:32:56,227
Thank you for doing all the dirty work.
I couldn't have done a better job myself.
1129
01:32:56,854 --> 01:32:58,021
Hand over the stones.
1130
01:33:38,562 --> 01:33:40,730
Nobody move! I'm taking over the ship!
1131
01:33:45,402 --> 01:33:46,945
Hands up!
1132
01:34:01,418 --> 01:34:03,586
Ruby! Ruby!
1133
01:34:55,139 --> 01:34:56,639
I know this music.
1134
01:34:58,976 --> 01:35:01,144
Let's change the beat.
1135
01:35:07,720 --> 01:35:09,965
Ladies and gentlemen, something's
happening. I think we're being attacked.
1136
01:35:09,972 --> 01:35:11,931
I don't know who the hell,
but they're everywhere. Where...?
1137
01:35:12,006 --> 01:35:14,490
I see one of 'em. They're warriors,
and they're ugly.
1138
01:35:14,658 --> 01:35:18,052
They got big teeth, and they got big
foreheads, big ears and they stink.
1139
01:35:18,103 --> 01:35:19,103
Mangalores.
1140
01:35:21,832 --> 01:35:24,250
The government sent me to help you.
Just stay calm.
1141
01:35:24,343 --> 01:35:28,429
If somebody hears this,
come and get me. I'm in the first row.
1142
01:35:30,633 --> 01:35:33,301
- You must give her the stones.
- Who?
1143
01:35:33,469 --> 01:35:35,136
The fifth element.
1144
01:35:35,429 --> 01:35:39,557
The supreme being sent to Earth
to save the universe.
1145
01:35:39,847 --> 01:35:42,474
- Leeloo?
- Yes.
1146
01:35:43,270 --> 01:35:46,648
But she's more fragile than she seems.
1147
01:35:47,149 --> 01:35:49,192
She needs your help...
1148
01:35:49,944 --> 01:35:51,861
and your love...
1149
01:35:52,029 --> 01:35:55,657
or she will die.
1150
01:35:59,662 --> 01:36:02,288
- No, no, no, stay with me.
- Help!
1151
01:36:09,546 --> 01:36:13,716
If you want something done,
do it yourself.
1152
01:36:14,468 --> 01:36:17,887
Come on, honey. You can't die.
Come on. Listen to me. Wake up!
1153
01:36:18,055 --> 01:36:19,864
- Where are the stones?
- What?
1154
01:36:19,915 --> 01:36:22,333
The stones. Where are the stones?
1155
01:36:22,393 --> 01:36:23,601
The stones.
1156
01:36:37,408 --> 01:36:39,242
They're not here.
1157
01:36:39,872 --> 01:36:42,081
The stones, where are they?
1158
01:36:43,831 --> 01:36:45,331
In me.
1159
01:36:45,708 --> 01:36:47,083
What?
1160
01:36:47,143 --> 01:36:48,082
What?
1161
01:36:53,766 --> 01:36:54,596
Oh, my God.
1162
01:36:54,643 --> 01:36:56,785
Korben! Oh, my God, Korben Korben Korben.
Another one coming, Korben.
1163
01:36:56,860 --> 01:36:59,935
- Korben, I think we should go. Korben. Korben. Korben.
- One minute. One minute. Just give me a minute.
1164
01:37:00,012 --> 01:37:01,804
Hey, you!
1165
01:37:02,349 --> 01:37:03,975
I said you.
1166
01:37:04,143 --> 01:37:05,893
- I'm not with him.
- Where's the other?
1167
01:37:08,939 --> 01:37:11,292
I said one minute.
Ruby, hold this gun.
1168
01:37:11,334 --> 01:37:12,259
- What?
- Hold this gun.
1169
01:37:12,276 --> 01:37:13,818
W-What do you want me to do?
1170
01:37:13,904 --> 01:37:15,088
- Come on. Put your hand on it.
- Oh, my God.
1171
01:37:15,142 --> 01:37:16,721
Put your hand on it.
Got it? Hold on.
1172
01:37:16,739 --> 01:37:19,326
- What do I do?
- If he moves, squeeze the trigger.
1173
01:37:20,954 --> 01:37:25,249
- I don't feel right. I don't feel right, Korben.
- The stones are "in me".
1174
01:37:34,798 --> 01:37:36,966
Korben, I got a headache, Korben.
This ain't me.
1175
01:37:51,957 --> 01:37:53,066
Ruby.
1176
01:37:55,698 --> 01:37:56,548
Sorry.
1177
01:37:56,589 --> 01:37:57,296
Sorry.
1178
01:37:57,358 --> 01:37:57,991
Sorry.
1179
01:37:58,072 --> 01:37:59,155
Think he's gonna be okay?
1180
01:38:06,769 --> 01:38:07,524
Oh, my God.
1181
01:38:07,612 --> 01:38:09,659
Oh, my God, Korben.
Another one coming.
1182
01:38:11,668 --> 01:38:13,503
Shit. Three coming, Korben. Three!
1183
01:38:16,715 --> 01:38:20,760
Listen. You guard this with your life, or you're
gonna look like this guy right here. You green?
1184
01:38:21,540 --> 01:38:22,132
Green.
1185
01:38:22,172 --> 01:38:23,465
- Super-green?
- Super-green.
1186
01:38:23,514 --> 01:38:25,932
Is that your idea
of a discreet operation?
1187
01:38:26,100 --> 01:38:29,852
D-Don't worry, sir. I know my man.
He'll calm things down.
1188
01:38:43,345 --> 01:38:44,297
Okay.
1189
01:38:57,214 --> 01:38:58,840
Move! Move!
1190
01:39:00,460 --> 01:39:01,800
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1191
01:39:01,855 --> 01:39:04,887
Oh, my God, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies
and gentlemen, this... this is amazing.
1192
01:39:06,974 --> 01:39:08,558
Let me do it.
1193
01:39:15,858 --> 01:39:19,110
Oh, my God. Korben Dallas,
Korben my man, Korban Dallas is in trouble.
1194
01:39:22,212 --> 01:39:24,144
Hey, Ray!
1195
01:39:26,237 --> 01:39:27,237
The gun!
1196
01:39:28,617 --> 01:39:30,705
Give me the gun. The gun! The gun!
1197
01:39:30,873 --> 01:39:36,419
I'm gonna go and try to see
if I can see something a little closer.
1198
01:39:53,103 --> 01:39:54,770
Yes, the gun. Yeah.
1199
01:40:04,420 --> 01:40:05,420
Thanks, Ray.
1200
01:40:06,200 --> 01:40:09,785
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
Don't shoot! I-I'm not armed!
1201
01:40:09,953 --> 01:40:10,791
Get up!
1202
01:40:10,873 --> 01:40:13,539
You've got the wrong guy! Don't shoot!
1203
01:40:13,580 --> 01:40:14,957
I'm not armed! I'm not armed!
1204
01:40:18,962 --> 01:40:19,799
Oh, my God.
1205
01:40:19,846 --> 01:40:21,513
I'm on vacation. It's a...
1206
01:40:21,642 --> 01:40:25,551
Don't shoot me, please.
I'm on a vacation. I won a...
1207
01:40:26,929 --> 01:40:28,054
contest.
1208
01:40:28,222 --> 01:40:31,766
Gemini Croquette's to
Fhloston Paradise.
1209
01:40:34,545 --> 01:40:36,171
Down.
1210
01:40:37,480 --> 01:40:39,956
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- Get down!
1211
01:40:41,735 --> 01:40:44,320
- I think he's trying to say something to me.
- Get down!
1212
01:40:44,844 --> 01:40:45,715
Okay.
1213
01:40:58,782 --> 01:41:00,395
Sorry! Sorry, my man.
1214
01:41:00,469 --> 01:41:01,469
Sorry!
1215
01:41:07,911 --> 01:41:09,564
Korben. Korben!
1216
01:41:09,870 --> 01:41:11,462
Where are you, man?
1217
01:41:12,098 --> 01:41:14,319
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1218
01:41:14,407 --> 01:41:17,103
Korben. They're coming.
Korben, they're coming.
1219
01:41:19,550 --> 01:41:20,768
Korben!
1220
01:41:21,558 --> 01:41:22,558
Don't move.
1221
01:41:33,370 --> 01:41:36,289
- W-What you doing?
- Count to 10.
1222
01:41:43,830 --> 01:41:44,572
- Korben!
- What?
1223
01:41:44,606 --> 01:41:46,382
- Was that a bomb?
- You shut up and count!
1224
01:41:46,550 --> 01:41:49,552
One, two, three, four, five...
1225
01:41:49,720 --> 01:41:52,402
six, seven, eight...
1226
01:41:53,056 --> 01:41:55,552
nine...
1227
01:42:18,665 --> 01:42:19,915
Ten.
1228
01:42:25,922 --> 01:42:29,759
I am very disappointed!
1229
01:42:30,427 --> 01:42:32,595
Korben, wa... Korben,
what are you looking for?
1230
01:42:32,838 --> 01:42:34,046
Control room.
1231
01:42:36,182 --> 01:42:37,447
- This is it.
- I'll be over here, alright?
1232
01:42:37,504 --> 01:42:38,879
Let's go! Let's go!
1233
01:42:42,564 --> 01:42:44,065
Quiet! Quiet!
1234
01:42:45,485 --> 01:42:46,777
You in charge?
1235
01:42:47,115 --> 01:42:48,040
Yeah.
1236
01:42:48,070 --> 01:42:49,570
How many of them are out there?
1237
01:42:50,614 --> 01:42:52,281
- I don't know.
- Let's count.
1238
01:42:55,786 --> 01:42:57,870
Seven on the left. Five on the right.
1239
01:43:04,355 --> 01:43:06,356
Four on the right. Two on the left.
1240
01:43:07,631 --> 01:43:10,299
We need to find the leader.
Mangalores won't fight without the leader.
1241
01:43:10,884 --> 01:43:13,260
One more shot and we start
killing hostages.
1242
01:43:14,388 --> 01:43:17,556
- That's the leader.
- Send someone to negotiate.
1243
01:43:19,413 --> 01:43:22,103
I-I've never negotiated.
1244
01:43:22,312 --> 01:43:24,230
You mind if I try?
1245
01:43:24,398 --> 01:43:26,148
No, no. Sure, sure. Sure.
1246
01:43:26,316 --> 01:43:28,818
We're sending somebody in
to negotiate!
1247
01:43:37,844 --> 01:43:39,887
Anybody else want to negotiate?
1248
01:43:39,955 --> 01:43:42,665
W-Where did he learn
to negotiate like that?
1249
01:43:43,166 --> 01:43:44,500
I wonder.
1250
01:43:49,237 --> 01:43:50,571
Where's Ruby?
1251
01:43:51,341 --> 01:43:52,842
I thought he was dead.
1252
01:43:53,009 --> 01:43:54,009
Master!
1253
01:43:54,346 --> 01:43:57,346
It was nothing, really.
It was just a helping hand.
1254
01:43:57,848 --> 01:44:00,266
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Ruby Rhod...
1255
01:44:00,434 --> 01:44:01,851
still alive.
1256
01:44:02,644 --> 01:44:05,271
What's wrong with you? It hurt!
1257
01:44:11,194 --> 01:44:15,030
I... Korben, I realize that you
must be pretty mad at me...
1258
01:44:15,085 --> 01:44:17,616
but I want you to know that I
am fighting for a noble cause.
1259
01:44:17,784 --> 01:44:20,661
Yes, you're trying to save the world.
I remember.
1260
01:44:21,163 --> 01:44:24,221
- Right now, I'm trying to save Leeloo, Father.
- Leeloo's in trouble?
1261
01:44:24,330 --> 01:44:26,083
When is Leeloo not in trouble?
1262
01:44:26,393 --> 01:44:28,811
- There. Where is that?
- That's the diva suite.
1263
01:44:29,529 --> 01:44:30,862
Leeloo.
1264
01:44:34,634 --> 01:44:35,760
Hang on.
1265
01:44:38,555 --> 01:44:41,807
Here, come on. How the hell do you
get yourself into these positions?
1266
01:44:43,322 --> 01:44:44,572
Come on.
1267
01:44:47,481 --> 01:44:50,807
I'm here. I'm here. It's all right.
It's all right. Everything's okay now.
1268
01:44:50,901 --> 01:44:51,984
Listen.
1269
01:44:54,654 --> 01:44:57,573
I got the stones. All right?
Just take it easy, all right?
1270
01:45:00,440 --> 01:45:04,402
My man? My man, my man, w-what's
this thing with all these numbers?
1271
01:45:10,049 --> 01:45:12,157
It's... It's... It's a... It's a...
1272
01:45:12,219 --> 01:45:14,233
No no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no.
1273
01:45:14,249 --> 01:45:15,840
'Cause if it is a bomb...
1274
01:45:15,854 --> 01:45:20,262
the alarms would go off because all these
hotels have bomb detectors. Right?
1275
01:45:22,224 --> 01:45:24,266
This is a Type A alert.
1276
01:45:24,434 --> 01:45:29,040
For security reasons,
the hotel must be evacuated.
1277
01:45:29,356 --> 01:45:32,111
- Please proceed calmly to the lifeboats...
- Stay calm!
1278
01:45:32,172 --> 01:45:34,318
...located in the main hallways.
1279
01:45:34,486 --> 01:45:35,736
Please, stay calm!
1280
01:45:41,368 --> 01:45:44,036
Korben. Korben, my man,
you know how to stop this, right?
1281
01:45:46,307 --> 01:45:46,987
Korben?
1282
01:45:49,751 --> 01:45:53,431
Two minutes to complete evacuation.
1283
01:45:55,184 --> 01:45:57,800
- Get back! Go on! Get out of here.
- Evacuation! Evacuation!
1284
01:45:57,968 --> 01:46:01,612
Sorry sir, you can't stay here.
There's a bomb in the hotel.
1285
01:46:06,309 --> 01:46:07,476
I know.
1286
01:46:22,328 --> 01:46:25,286
- I don't want to die.
- Please, my son.
1287
01:46:26,216 --> 01:46:27,550
Get in.
1288
01:46:32,043 --> 01:46:34,837
One minute to total evacuation.
1289
01:46:40,001 --> 01:46:41,209
This one.
1290
01:46:44,014 --> 01:46:45,848
Forty-five seconds.
1291
01:46:49,256 --> 01:46:50,882
Get her strapped in.
1292
01:46:55,689 --> 01:46:58,402
Korben. Korben! Korben, my man,
you know how to fly this thing?
1293
01:46:58,570 --> 01:46:59,820
Just like driving a cab.
1294
01:47:04,534 --> 01:47:06,368
But the door! How we
gonna get out the door?
1295
01:47:20,066 --> 01:47:21,901
Fifteen seconds.
1296
01:47:26,556 --> 01:47:30,100
Ten, nine, eight...
1297
01:47:30,635 --> 01:47:35,097
seven, six, five...
1298
01:47:51,539 --> 01:47:53,415
For the honour.
1299
01:47:57,616 --> 01:47:58,658
Oh, no.
1300
01:47:59,624 --> 01:48:00,666
You should hold on.
1301
01:48:22,779 --> 01:48:23,987
Like driving a cab.
1302
01:48:25,990 --> 01:48:28,659
Ladies and gentlemen,
it is now 7 p.m. Time for the news.
1303
01:48:28,827 --> 01:48:30,786
See you tomorrow
for a new adventure.
1304
01:48:31,162 --> 01:48:32,830
End of transmission.
1305
01:48:33,864 --> 01:48:35,865
That's the best show I ever did.
1306
01:48:38,670 --> 01:48:41,649
Mr. President, Major Dallas has
the five elements on board...
1307
01:48:41,677 --> 01:48:44,470
and the priest is guiding them
directly to the temple.
1308
01:48:48,972 --> 01:48:50,264
We're saved.
1309
01:49:06,489 --> 01:49:09,158
The diva said that
I should take care of you.
1310
01:49:10,201 --> 01:49:12,745
Humans act so strange.
1311
01:49:12,912 --> 01:49:14,163
What do you mean?
1312
01:49:15,832 --> 01:49:17,833
Everything you created...
1313
01:49:18,001 --> 01:49:19,668
is used to destroy.
1314
01:49:20,015 --> 01:49:21,089
Yeah.
1315
01:49:21,880 --> 01:49:25,549
We call it human nature.
You learn about that on your screen?
1316
01:49:25,717 --> 01:49:28,552
I'm not finished yet. I'm up to V.
1317
01:49:29,387 --> 01:49:30,721
V is good.
1318
01:49:31,181 --> 01:49:33,015
Some very good words in V.
1319
01:49:33,107 --> 01:49:34,440
Like what?
1320
01:49:36,853 --> 01:49:38,187
Valiant.
1321
01:49:38,688 --> 01:49:40,022
Vulnerable.
1322
01:49:42,400 --> 01:49:44,067
Very beautiful.
1323
01:49:55,872 --> 01:49:58,373
Oh, of course, Munro!
1324
01:49:59,709 --> 01:50:02,127
- Mr. President?
- Yes, now what?
1325
01:50:02,362 --> 01:50:03,233
I-I...
1326
01:50:05,548 --> 01:50:06,882
We have a problem.
1327
01:50:12,430 --> 01:50:13,722
What do you mean, it's advancing?
1328
01:50:13,890 --> 01:50:18,155
It's not only advancing, it's moving at incredible
speed. We're having trouble following it.
1329
01:50:22,065 --> 01:50:25,400
And do you have any idea
where it's heading?
1330
01:50:32,242 --> 01:50:35,118
Korben, there's a general on the phone.
1331
01:50:35,954 --> 01:50:38,080
I'll give you the president.
1332
01:50:38,790 --> 01:50:41,750
Major Dallas, I first would like
to salute a warrior.
1333
01:50:42,047 --> 01:50:44,423
You're a shining example
of this army's might.
1334
01:50:44,462 --> 01:50:46,516
- In the name of the Federation and its territory...
- Mr. President...
1335
01:50:46,547 --> 01:50:48,676
Any idea when you're gonna
be getting to the point?
1336
01:50:50,716 --> 01:50:55,678
Okay. There's a ball of fire 1200 miles
in diameter heading straight for Earth...
1337
01:50:55,765 --> 01:50:59,101
and we have no idea how to stop it.
That's the problem.
1338
01:51:02,438 --> 01:51:03,939
How much time do we have?
1339
01:51:04,941 --> 01:51:08,402
If its speed remains constant,
in an hour and 57 minutes.
1340
01:51:09,487 --> 01:51:11,446
I'll call you back in two hours.
1341
01:51:11,777 --> 01:51:12,804
Hello?
1342
01:51:12,859 --> 01:51:13,662
Hello?
1343
01:51:13,770 --> 01:51:14,519
Hello?
1344
01:52:24,972 --> 01:52:26,764
They just landed in the desert.
1345
01:52:28,816 --> 01:52:30,525
Good job, David.
1346
01:52:32,236 --> 01:52:34,488
- Put her in the centre.
- Where? Here?
1347
01:52:42,202 --> 01:52:43,749
- You got it figured out, Father?
- Eh, yeah.
1348
01:52:43,783 --> 01:52:46,750
This one's sure to be fire.
1349
01:52:46,823 --> 01:52:49,169
- You know how all this works?
- Theoretically, yes.
1350
01:52:49,214 --> 01:52:52,464
All of the four stones should go around.
1351
01:52:52,618 --> 01:52:54,561
The fifth element should be
in the middle...
1352
01:52:54,609 --> 01:52:57,678
and then the weapon
against evil should work.
1353
01:52:58,346 --> 01:53:00,389
- You've never seen this work before, have you?
- No.
1354
01:53:01,597 --> 01:53:05,268
Every weapon has a manual.
I'm sure this has one too.
1355
01:53:13,725 --> 01:53:16,561
- That's it. That's it.
- Match up the symbols. Go! Go!
1356
01:53:18,032 --> 01:53:19,074
Wind.
1357
01:53:20,910 --> 01:53:22,995
My man, what you doing?
1358
01:53:23,005 --> 01:53:25,080
- What?
- What you doing?
1359
01:53:26,207 --> 01:53:27,958
Trying to keep you in the DJ business.
1360
01:53:31,796 --> 01:53:32,879
Fire.
1361
01:53:34,387 --> 01:53:35,471
Done.
1362
01:53:35,536 --> 01:53:39,373
- So, what happens now?
- So now, we have to open them.
1363
01:53:40,489 --> 01:53:43,932
- And you know how to do that, right?
- Theoretically...
1364
01:53:45,601 --> 01:53:46,601
- no.
- No.
1365
01:53:51,607 --> 01:53:54,518
Leeloo, wake up honey, wake up.
You have to help us.
1366
01:53:54,587 --> 01:53:55,376
Leeloo.
1367
01:53:55,445 --> 01:53:57,237
How do you open these stones?
1368
01:53:58,654 --> 01:54:00,574
Wind blows.
1369
01:54:02,076 --> 01:54:03,452
Fire burns.
1370
01:54:03,557 --> 01:54:06,893
Yes, I know all that.
But how do you open these stones?
1371
01:54:07,457 --> 01:54:08,749
Rain...
1372
01:54:12,154 --> 01:54:13,613
falls.
1373
01:54:17,032 --> 01:54:18,910
Leeloo. Leeloo!
1374
01:54:20,741 --> 01:54:21,908
What does it mean?
1375
01:54:23,264 --> 01:54:24,389
I think that...
1376
01:54:24,463 --> 01:54:27,434
Maybe it's a charade.
A game or something.
1377
01:54:27,935 --> 01:54:30,375
If we don't get these stones open
in five minutes, we're all dead.
1378
01:54:30,521 --> 01:54:32,064
- Dead?
- Yes, dead.
1379
01:54:44,869 --> 01:54:46,161
Too late.
1380
01:54:47,955 --> 01:54:51,124
- We've lost contact with them.
- Three minutes.
1381
01:54:52,627 --> 01:54:55,462
I think mine is broken.
Why I gotta get the broke one?
1382
01:55:04,138 --> 01:55:05,806
We're never gonna make it.
1383
01:55:10,770 --> 01:55:13,313
Korben. Korben, it moved!
1384
01:55:14,910 --> 01:55:16,983
- What'd you do? Show me what you did.
- Nothing.
1385
01:55:17,151 --> 01:55:17,855
Shut up!
1386
01:55:18,373 --> 01:55:19,121
Shut up, shut up!
1387
01:55:19,154 --> 01:55:21,739
Calm down. Calm down. You show me
what you did, take me through step by step.
1388
01:55:21,834 --> 01:55:24,199
- I was just standing here.
- Quickly.
1389
01:55:24,367 --> 01:55:28,662
Okay and I put my hands on the top
like this, and I said:
1390
01:55:29,539 --> 01:55:31,540
"We're not gonna make it."
1391
01:55:33,167 --> 01:55:34,417
And that's it?
1392
01:55:43,177 --> 01:55:44,511
Korben, my man.
1393
01:55:45,131 --> 01:55:46,590
Wind.
1394
01:55:47,056 --> 01:55:49,349
She said, "Wind... Wind blows."
1395
01:55:57,233 --> 01:55:58,733
Everyone take a stone.
1396
01:55:59,068 --> 01:56:01,820
Water for water. Fire for fire.
Earth for earth. Go, now!
1397
01:56:04,448 --> 01:56:05,574
Earth.
1398
01:56:05,867 --> 01:56:07,367
- Open the other one.
- Okay.
1399
01:56:21,809 --> 01:56:22,884
Korben?
1400
01:56:23,217 --> 01:56:25,427
Korben, my man, I have no fire.
1401
01:56:25,595 --> 01:56:27,804
I have no matches. Does anyone
have matches? No matches.
1402
01:56:27,842 --> 01:56:30,348
I stopped smoking. If I knew...
Father, you smoke?
1403
01:56:30,440 --> 01:56:33,393
Gonna need some... Anyone got some matches?
Matches? We need some fire.
1404
01:56:34,687 --> 01:56:36,396
We gonna die.
1405
01:56:43,613 --> 01:56:44,863
Don't breathe.
1406
01:57:04,425 --> 01:57:05,467
Fire.
1407
01:57:06,093 --> 01:57:07,093
One minute.
1408
01:57:07,132 --> 01:57:08,970
Let's go. Let's go, Leeloo.
1409
01:57:09,029 --> 01:57:12,031
Wake up. Wake up.
It's time for you to work now.
1410
01:57:12,934 --> 01:57:14,434
Protect life...
1411
01:57:15,645 --> 01:57:17,012
- until death.
- No, no!
1412
01:57:17,053 --> 01:57:19,773
Leeloo! Leeloo! Listen to me!
Listen to me. Listen!
1413
01:57:19,828 --> 01:57:22,776
Listen, I know you're very tired.
I know you're very tired.
1414
01:57:22,944 --> 01:57:26,655
I'll take you on vacation when we're done. I swear.
A real vacation. A real vacation, just you and me.
1415
01:57:26,767 --> 01:57:30,283
But listen, if you don't do something right
now, we're all gonna die. You understand?
1416
01:57:30,318 --> 01:57:34,120
What's the use of saving life
when you see what you do with it?
1417
01:57:34,353 --> 01:57:36,813
It'll be entering the atmosphere
in 40 seconds.
1418
01:57:38,494 --> 01:57:40,004
Leeloo, you're right. You're right.
You're right.
1419
01:57:40,045 --> 01:57:42,128
But there are... There are some things...
1420
01:57:42,296 --> 01:57:44,798
very nice things worth saving,
so beautiful things.
1421
01:57:45,405 --> 01:57:47,239
Beautiful things.
1422
01:57:48,135 --> 01:57:49,594
Like love?
1423
01:57:49,917 --> 01:57:51,971
Yes. Yes, love. That's good. That's good.
1424
01:57:52,012 --> 01:57:54,388
That's a good example. Like love.
Love is worth saving.
1425
01:57:55,399 --> 01:57:57,324
I don't know love.
1426
01:57:59,066 --> 01:58:00,475
I don't know love.
1427
01:58:00,564 --> 01:58:02,857
I was built to protect, not to love.
1428
01:58:02,904 --> 01:58:05,339
So there's no use
for me other than this.
1429
01:58:05,421 --> 01:58:08,446
No, no, no. You're wrong.
You're wrong. You're wrong.
1430
01:58:09,278 --> 01:58:12,322
I need you. I need you, very much.
1431
01:58:14,053 --> 01:58:15,178
Why?
1432
01:58:17,039 --> 01:58:18,719
Because...
1433
01:58:18,890 --> 01:58:19,876
Because...
1434
01:58:20,886 --> 01:58:22,928
Tell her, Korben.
1435
01:58:24,880 --> 01:58:27,507
Tell me. Please.
1436
01:58:27,581 --> 01:58:29,456
Why do you need me?
1437
01:58:30,431 --> 01:58:33,221
- Because...
- Tell me.
1438
01:58:35,391 --> 01:58:36,850
- Tell me.
- Because I...
1439
01:58:37,215 --> 01:58:38,716
Because I love you.
1440
01:58:39,844 --> 01:58:41,178
I love you.
1441
01:58:45,109 --> 01:58:49,279
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
1442
01:58:49,442 --> 01:58:53,241
six, five, four, three...
1443
01:58:53,970 --> 01:58:55,994
two, one...
1444
01:59:34,243 --> 01:59:38,161
Scanner imaging has confirmed
the dark planet dead.
1445
01:59:38,890 --> 01:59:41,684
The planet seems to have stopped
at 62 miles from impact.
1446
01:59:53,361 --> 01:59:54,490
- Yeah!
- Aah!
1447
01:59:54,572 --> 01:59:56,948
What's wrong with you?
What you screaming for?
1448
01:59:57,068 --> 01:59:59,349
Every five minutes,
it's something. A bomb or something.
1449
01:59:59,680 --> 02:00:00,972
I'm leaving.
1450
02:00:15,238 --> 02:00:16,530
Mr. President.
1451
02:00:16,797 --> 02:00:19,661
Let me introduce you to Professor
Mactilburgh who runs the centre.
1452
02:00:19,754 --> 02:00:22,082
- It's an honour to receive you, Mr. President.
- Yes, right.
1453
02:00:22,164 --> 02:00:23,456
Where are my two heroes?
1454
02:00:23,624 --> 02:00:27,377
Oh, they were so tired from their ordeal,
we put them in the reactor this morning.
1455
02:00:27,586 --> 02:00:29,504
I have 19 more meetings
after this one, professor.
1456
02:00:29,672 --> 02:00:32,048
Yeah, I'm sorry. Let me
see if they're revived.
1457
02:00:32,216 --> 02:00:33,341
Thank you.
1458
02:00:33,592 --> 02:00:35,885
We go live in one minute,
Mr. President.
1459
02:00:44,019 --> 02:00:45,520
They're...
1460
02:00:46,730 --> 02:00:48,648
not ready.
1461
02:00:49,068 --> 02:00:50,318
They need...
1462
02:00:50,356 --> 02:00:53,149
- five more minutes.
- You have 20 seconds.
1463
02:00:53,195 --> 02:00:56,322
- No, ma'am. No, no no, I tried. No, ma'am.
- Who's that?
1464
02:00:56,490 --> 02:00:58,366
Some woman.
Claims to be Korben's mother.
1465
02:00:58,534 --> 02:00:59,701
Well give it here.
1466
02:01:00,876 --> 02:01:05,638
Mrs. Dallas, this is the president. On behalf
of the Federation, I would like to thank you...
1467
02:01:05,708 --> 02:01:07,375
Oh please, that doesn't
even sound like him.
1468
02:01:07,631 --> 02:01:10,174
The president's an idiot.
You don't sound like an idiot.
1469
02:01:10,315 --> 02:01:13,149
If you don't want to talk to your mother,
just avoid me like usual.
1470
02:01:13,190 --> 02:01:17,260
I'll just throw myself in traffic. I'll just Saran
Wrap myself to the bed and pretend I'm childless.