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AKU: Long ago in a distant land,
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I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,
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unleashed an unspeakable evil.
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But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword
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stepped forth to oppose me.
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(SWORDS CLASHING)
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Before the final blow was struck,
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I tore open a portal in time
and flung him into the future,
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where my evil is law.
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Now the fool seeks to return to the past
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and undo the future that is Aku.
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♪ Got to get back
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♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Got to get back
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♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Got to get back
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♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Got to get back
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♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Got to get back
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♪ Jack, Jack , Jack, Jack
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♪ Watch... Watch out
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♪ Got to get back
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Samurai Jack
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack ♪
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(BIRD TWEETING)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CREAKING)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(WIND WHOOSHES)
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(CREAKING)
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(WIND WHISTLING)
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(CREAKING)
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(SNAPPING)
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(BAGPIPE PLAYING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDER)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(IN SCOTTISH ACCENT)
By the look on your face,
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I can tell you like the pipes,
wee laddie.
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(CONTINUES PLAYING)
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Please. I don't mean to interrupt,
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but am I close to the end of this bridge?
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No, far from it.
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I've been traipsing across this bridge
for days now.
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Mmm.
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Seems I have a long way to go still.
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I should be on my way.
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Um, excuse me.
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What do you expect me to do?
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Just stand aside.
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And risk falling over the side
for a perfect stranger?
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Away and bow your head.
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You stand aside!
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My destination lies at the opposite end
of the bridge.
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And you'll get there after you back up,
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and I reach that end of the bridge first.
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That would waste too much time,
and time is what I don't have.
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So you think you're better than me
'cause you're in a hurry.
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Well, I'm in a hurry, too.
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But, no,
you didn't figure that, did you?
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That I might be an equal?
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No!
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You just consider
yourself superior right off.
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You're rude.
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You mistake my comment, sir.
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Do I? You think I'm dumb, too?
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No, I...
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Look, we are both in a hurry,
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so I shall hang from these planks,
and you may walk right over.
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So you get a peek up me kilt?
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That is not what I am suggesting.
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So you say, you plucky face hinoot.
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What did you call me?
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So you're deaf, too,
you clog-tailed cutty drake.
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I'll tell you what we're going to do.
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We'll fight for it to the finish.
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I do not think there is any need to--
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Listen, you boony, blithering numbthet,
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the only way for you
to get across this bridge
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is to beat me in combat.
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Now, are you a man or a worthless bloke
like I know you are?
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I'm calling you a coward!
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I fear no man.
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Ooh! That's some tough talk
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coming from a man
who wears a basket on his head.
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I carry me haggis in a basket.
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You might even make me shiver
if you weren't dressed in a nightgown.
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You look like my nanny.
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You call that thing dangling off
your hip a sword?
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Looks like a butter knife.
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You won't hurt anyone
wielding a piece of tin foil around.
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You'd be better off
using your slippers for a weapon.
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This is a sword.
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And it's bigger than yours.
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What do you think of that,
Mr. Pajama-wearing,
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basket-face, slipper-wielding...
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(BABBLING)
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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...gather up and play
more blithering domino,
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Jessie off-looking stoner...
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(BABBLING)
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...milk-drinking, sorry-faced...
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(BABBLING)
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...sniveling worm...
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(BABBLING)
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(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Aw. You're gonna weep now?
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(LAUGHING) Shall I pause
while you mourn your hat?
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I can play a melancholy tune
to go with your weeping.
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(HISSING)
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You've done it now.
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I'm going to turn your head
into a flour sifter.
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(GROWLING)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Aye, you got a lot of pep
for a wee laddie.
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(LAUGHING)
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(SCREAMING)
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The tremendous horse-out technique
should have destroyed your sword.
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Magic runes, laddie.
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All them fancy moves will get you nowhere.
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Now quit your jumping around
and get to fighting!
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC RESUMES)
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(SWORDS CLASHING)
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(PANTING)
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(LAUGHS WEAKLY)
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Prepare to meet your doom.
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(GRUNTING)
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I'll give you one more chance to give up.
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I am not defeated,
and I shall hold my ground.
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Ooh. Hold your ground.
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You can barely hold your sword.
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Then come get me.
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Wha... eh...
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Ay... ah...
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(GROWLS)
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Seeing that I'm a sportsman,
I'll give you a moment to recuperate.
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(EXPLOSION)
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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Yee-haw!
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(PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING)
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BOTH: They're after me!
After you?
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They're after me.
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Aku has got a price on me head.
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Aku has a price on my head.
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(WHOOSHING)
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(PEPPY MUSIC CONTINUES)
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We're in no condition to fight these odds.
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Especially not with a pajama-wearing daisy
strapped to me wrist.
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We must escape.
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Over the side!
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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Leave it to a leathery basket hat
to jump left instead of right.
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I'm having second thoughts now anyway.
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We have no idea how far down--
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BOTH: Whoa!
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(BOTH GASPING)
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Great job, laddie.
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Do you have any idea where we are?
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No.
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So what now, smarty pants?
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For the moment,
we are safe from those bounty hunters.
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We must find shelter before they find us.
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We are defenseless in this lagoon.
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(LAUGHING)
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Shut it!
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There.
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We'll be safer on land.
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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(GUNSHOT)
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(YELLING GIBBERISH)
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(CHOPPING)
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What I didn't understand
is why Aku is after you.
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I have a huge price on me head.
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Oh, yeah. Huge.
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I'm the most wanted man on this planet.
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Bounty hunters of all types
are after me skin. (LAUGHING)
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My face is plastered on wanted posters
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in every town on seven countries.
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Oh, yeah. I'm infamous.
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No. I don't believe it.
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(SNARLING)
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(THUDS)
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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(VEHICLES APPROACHING)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MAN YELLING INCOHERENTLY)
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SCOTSMAN: I think they're gone.
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JACK: Are you sure?
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Aye, it's quiet.
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(YELLING INCOHERENTLY)
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Bang-bang, bangity-bang, bang-bang.
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Jump now!
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(YELLING)
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This might not work.
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Of course it works. We're a lethal pair.
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Behind you!
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The arrow relies on the bow.
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The bow relies on the arrow,
but they are not tied together.
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That would be pointless now,
wouldn't it?
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Exactly. Together we are formidable,
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but shackled, our power is pointless.
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We must be free.
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Aye, free, and we'll take them together.
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(LAUGHING)
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(BABBLING INCOHERENTLY)
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(LAUGHING)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Is that the best you can do?
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(GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(BOTH PANTING)
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I'd say we've wiped out
our bounty hunter problem.
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For now.
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Aye, for now.
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(LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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I was wrong about you.
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(LAUGHS)
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I acted foolishly as well.
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No hard feelings, aye?
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I'll buy you a refreshment.
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Please. Allow me.
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I shall buy you a refreshment.
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No, no. I'll buy you one.
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I insist.
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JACK: No, I must buy you one
to make amends.
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SCOTSMAN: It's all right. I'll buy.
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JACK: No, I will buy.
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- SCOTSMAN: I'll buy.
- JACK: No, I will buy.
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SCOTSMAN: I'll buy! I will!
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- JACK: No, I will.
- SCOTSMAN: No, me!
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Got to get back
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♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Got to get back
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♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Got to get back
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♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Got to get back
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♪ Back to the past, Samurai Jack
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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♪ Watch out
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♪ Got to get back
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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Samurai Jack
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♪ Watch... Watch out! ♪