1 00:02:11,109 --> 00:02:12,693 Operator, what's your emergency? 2 00:02:12,694 --> 00:02:16,125 Hello, hello, please help me! I don't know what happened. 3 00:02:16,242 --> 00:02:18,794 I must've been buried alive I don't know where I am. 4 00:02:18,871 --> 00:02:21,293 Please calm down, Sir. Could you tell me your name? 5 00:02:21,376 --> 00:02:22,550 My name is... 6 00:02:23,879 --> 00:02:26,349 Could you please tell me your name, Sir? 7 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:38,035 I don't remember... 8 00:02:59,394 --> 00:03:00,903 Help me! 9 00:03:01,023 --> 00:03:03,492 Help me...! 10 00:03:06,197 --> 00:03:08,370 Help...! 11 00:05:28,343 --> 00:05:29,186 Hello! 12 00:05:29,679 --> 00:05:31,270 Somebody... 13 00:05:35,354 --> 00:05:36,233 Hello! 14 00:05:38,818 --> 00:05:39,697 Hello! 15 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:54,428 Hello? 16 00:21:50,695 --> 00:21:52,368 Open up! 17 00:21:57,661 --> 00:21:59,300 Open up! 18 00:23:58,585 --> 00:24:01,303 Got to get out. Got to get out. 19 00:30:05,668 --> 00:30:07,839 Sssh... It's me. 20 00:30:14,386 --> 00:30:16,688 You were gone too long. 21 00:30:18,266 --> 00:30:19,654 Don't cry. 22 00:30:22,772 --> 00:30:24,028 I found this. 23 00:30:32,941 --> 00:30:34,448 You must be hungry. 24 00:30:35,844 --> 00:30:38,692 I'm not hungry. I'm thirsty. 25 00:30:41,702 --> 00:30:43,932 Couldn't find anything to drink in the car. 26 00:30:44,830 --> 00:30:46,052 Why didn't you go to the house? 27 00:30:50,230 --> 00:30:52,767 C'mon. We got to be strong, okay? 28 00:30:54,508 --> 00:30:55,550 Mom... 29 00:31:03,645 --> 00:31:06,149 Listen. We can't stay here too long. 30 00:31:06,257 --> 00:31:08,595 Why not? Let's just hide here until the sun 31 00:31:08,596 --> 00:31:10,934 comes up, then we go to the police. 32 00:31:11,714 --> 00:31:13,554 You know we can't do that. 33 00:31:15,961 --> 00:31:18,912 Sssh. You wanna get us caught? 34 00:31:23,662 --> 00:31:25,548 What are we gonna do now? 35 00:31:27,934 --> 00:31:29,570 We have to find Dad. 36 00:32:11,427 --> 00:32:13,098 Where are you...? 37 00:33:57,276 --> 00:33:59,257 Sorry, I couldn't protect us. 38 00:35:33,276 --> 00:35:35,163 Dad, what are you doing? 39 00:35:35,262 --> 00:35:39,486 I am making a movie. A reality show. 40 00:35:39,926 --> 00:35:42,644 There's no drama here. We're very peaceful. 41 00:35:44,915 --> 00:35:46,303 Dad, you're still here? 42 00:35:47,777 --> 00:35:49,049 Jason, show him. 43 00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:50,023 Gladly. 44 00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:59,545 You are so pretty. 45 00:35:59,627 --> 00:36:01,963 Like one of those Stepford Wives. 46 00:36:02,271 --> 00:36:04,407 Which one? Nicole? 47 00:36:05,650 --> 00:36:07,038 She's in it? 48 00:36:07,060 --> 00:36:09,565 Ahh.. The remake. 49 00:36:09,647 --> 00:36:10,988 I only saw the first one. 50 00:36:11,065 --> 00:36:12,572 Do you think the kids will be alright? 51 00:36:13,826 --> 00:36:14,954 What do you mean? 52 00:36:15,745 --> 00:36:17,252 With the baby and all. 53 00:36:17,272 --> 00:36:19,957 Do you think we'll love it more just cos it's our own. 54 00:36:21,168 --> 00:36:22,545 They're more mature than they look. 55 00:36:22,646 --> 00:36:24,116 They're gonna be fine. 56 00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:30,140 We are now in the forest in the middle of nowhere. 57 00:36:30,155 --> 00:36:32,873 My wife's brilliant idea for a holiday. 58 00:36:32,950 --> 00:36:34,408 The kids gonna go ballistic. 59 00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:35,828 They don't eat food these days. 60 00:36:35,829 --> 00:36:37,881 They eat wi-fi. 61 00:36:40,393 --> 00:36:41,450 Do something. Don't just... 62 00:36:41,527 --> 00:36:42,786 Do the Douglas. 63 00:36:42,822 --> 00:36:45,025 Guys, do the Douglas. That thing. 64 00:36:45,056 --> 00:36:46,933 What's Douglas? It's Dougie, Mom. 65 00:36:46,934 --> 00:36:48,322 Oh, the Dougie. 66 00:36:49,538 --> 00:36:50,500 Do the shuffle. 67 00:36:51,498 --> 00:36:53,884 I want to show you something. Do the shuffle. 68 00:36:54,043 --> 00:36:55,681 Do it properly. Look at his hair. 69 00:36:55,796 --> 00:36:57,303 Look at his hair, just. 70 00:36:58,673 --> 00:37:00,098 Your hair just do that. 71 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:01,467 No seriously we need to cut that. 72 00:37:01,943 --> 00:37:03,448 So what else? What's The Douglas? 73 00:37:03,538 --> 00:37:05,873 Okay, I honestly think when we get back we have to cut your hair. 74 00:37:05,874 --> 00:37:08,751 Because the fact that you have the same hair for the past 10 years 75 00:37:08,752 --> 00:37:09,879 is not a good look. 76 00:37:15,735 --> 00:37:16,794 I'll put it in the drawer. 77 00:37:16,830 --> 00:37:18,170 I'm gonna bury it here. 78 00:37:23,462 --> 00:37:25,788 Guys, eat quickly don't let it go cold. 79 00:37:28,431 --> 00:37:29,393 Who's that? 80 00:37:30,809 --> 00:37:33,145 Hey it's not your boyfriend, is it? 81 00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:35,776 Her boyfriend's in New Zealand. 82 00:37:37,732 --> 00:37:39,618 Doing what? Milking sheep? 83 00:37:41,402 --> 00:37:42,743 Who's that, Honey? 84 00:37:44,697 --> 00:37:46,453 Let daddy check it out. 85 00:42:02,069 --> 00:42:03,525 We got to stop. 86 00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:13,042 I got enough of your whining. 87 00:42:13,213 --> 00:42:14,257 You're a man! 88 00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:16,787 You want to just let Dad die? 89 00:42:16,833 --> 00:42:18,756 He's been very nice to us. 90 00:42:19,045 --> 00:42:21,548 He's the only one we got in this world right now. 91 00:42:26,059 --> 00:42:28,644 You're supposed to be stronger than me. 92 00:42:29,688 --> 00:42:31,739 It's just that... I can't... 93 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,772 I can't kill anybody. 94 00:42:50,940 --> 00:42:51,819 Stay there. 95 00:42:51,984 --> 00:42:52,921 Why? 96 00:42:52,985 --> 00:42:54,111 Just get in there. 97 00:42:57,363 --> 00:43:00,910 Ok, listen to me. If you hear a sound and you think it's dad. 98 00:43:00,949 --> 00:43:03,881 Just don't make any sound. Make sure it's him first. 99 00:43:03,912 --> 00:43:07,127 What? No. I'm strong, I can do this. 100 00:43:07,207 --> 00:43:09,377 - I can help you find dad. - Please, just listen to me. 101 00:43:09,876 --> 00:43:12,640 I will come here and get you... with dad. 102 00:43:12,712 --> 00:43:13,589 D'you understand? 103 00:43:18,341 --> 00:43:19,433 Do you understand? 104 00:43:24,805 --> 00:43:25,767 Hold this. 105 00:43:27,643 --> 00:43:28,862 I'll come back soon, okay? 106 00:43:48,536 --> 00:43:50,922 I'm here...! 107 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:56,846 I'm here you motherfucker! 108 00:44:04,218 --> 00:44:07,184 Where the fuck are youuu?! 109 00:44:10,099 --> 00:44:12,897 Heeeeyyy...! 110 00:44:16,228 --> 00:44:18,816 Where are youu'? 111 00:46:19,803 --> 00:46:22,222 Dad... Daddy... 112 00:47:21,778 --> 00:47:24,197 Come here you son of a bitch! 113 00:49:29,272 --> 00:49:30,482 Kid...! 114 00:49:32,483 --> 00:49:34,203 Where are you? 115 00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:36,497 I'm here...! 116 00:49:37,321 --> 00:49:38,613 Kid...! 117 00:49:47,581 --> 00:49:50,961 I'm here, kid. Where are you? 118 00:49:58,673 --> 00:50:00,061 Hey...! 119 00:50:05,055 --> 00:50:09,147 Hey... Where are you? 120 00:50:09,559 --> 00:50:11,694 This is your dad..! 121 01:04:40,455 --> 01:04:41,413 Hi, Honey... 122 01:04:41,414 --> 01:04:43,123 Helloo... Where are you? 123 01:04:43,124 --> 01:04:45,709 I'm taking Sean to school. Traffic's crazy. 124 01:04:45,710 --> 01:04:48,509 And your son keeps singing that crazy song. 125 01:04:48,629 --> 01:04:50,931 Could you please tell him to stop? 126 01:04:51,090 --> 01:04:52,681 Hi, Daddy... 127 01:04:52,801 --> 01:04:54,926 Are you driving your mom crazy again? 128 01:04:54,927 --> 01:04:58,473 I'm so bored. We've been stuck here for an hour. 129 01:04:58,513 --> 01:04:59,972 I'm gonna buy us a chopper, okay'? 130 01:04:59,973 --> 01:05:03,603 No.. Let's just move to London. Trafic's good there. 131 01:05:03,685 --> 01:05:05,060 Ok. We'll do that. 132 01:05:05,061 --> 01:05:07,232 Really? You're a liar Daddy. 133 01:05:07,397 --> 01:05:08,405 No, I'm not. 134 01:05:08,565 --> 01:05:11,116 Yes you are. But I love you. Here's mom. 135 01:05:11,193 --> 01:05:13,198 Your son bought you some present. 136 01:05:13,362 --> 01:05:15,033 Some funny looking alarm clock. 137 01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:16,363 He said it's for your collection. 138 01:05:16,365 --> 01:05:17,835 Oh wow, cool. 139 01:05:18,532 --> 01:05:19,660 When are you coming home? 140 01:05:19,700 --> 01:05:21,670 I'm done here, I'll be home tonight. 141 01:05:21,744 --> 01:05:22,456 Okay... 142 01:05:22,536 --> 01:05:23,581 See you, Love. 143 01:05:23,663 --> 01:05:25,548 Bye, Honey... 144 01:07:31,364 --> 01:07:32,837 Gosh, that's a long trip. 145 01:07:32,951 --> 01:07:34,206 About time. 146 01:07:38,329 --> 01:07:40,299 Mom, I'm not doing anything. 147 01:07:40,624 --> 01:07:42,344 Feet off the sofa. 148 01:07:42,459 --> 01:07:45,176 Oh, c'mon, Mom. Just relax for a little bit. 149 01:07:50,008 --> 01:07:51,429 Oh, you look tired, daddy. 150 01:07:52,050 --> 01:07:53,475 Thanks for the help. 151 01:08:03,813 --> 01:08:06,575 I thought you asked someone to clean this place. 152 01:08:07,690 --> 01:08:09,280 You are such a loser. 153 01:08:09,358 --> 01:08:10,747 Shut up, Devin. 154 01:08:11,152 --> 01:08:12,409 You know what I'm not though. 155 01:08:12,444 --> 01:08:15,541 I'm not a smoker with a pack of cigarettes in his pocket. 156 01:08:15,572 --> 01:08:16,615 Excuse me? 157 01:08:16,616 --> 01:08:18,253 Hey, hey, who smokes? 158 01:08:18,326 --> 01:08:21,255 Yeah bought one at the gas station. Can I smoke? 159 01:08:31,546 --> 01:08:36,386 Awwww.. So sweet. C'mon let's get this on camera. Give us a show. 160 01:08:40,721 --> 01:08:42,274 I'll give you a show. 161 01:09:21,260 --> 01:09:23,014 Can I help you with that? 162 01:09:24,762 --> 01:09:27,692 Oh I'm sorry. I'm your neighbor. 163 01:09:27,890 --> 01:09:29,811 I got a house not far from here. 164 01:09:29,933 --> 01:09:31,607 Oh, hi. 165 01:09:36,773 --> 01:09:38,161 Let me help you. 166 01:09:39,609 --> 01:09:40,783 It's okay, it's okay. 167 01:09:41,487 --> 01:09:44,914 Ah, me and my sons always play that here. 168 01:09:44,989 --> 01:09:45,785 Oh, really'? 169 01:09:45,866 --> 01:09:48,583 Yeah. Actually we plan on playing this afternoon. 170 01:09:49,286 --> 01:09:50,672 I got two boys. 171 01:09:50,744 --> 01:09:52,715 We can play against each other's team if you want. 172 01:09:52,872 --> 01:09:54,509 Yeah, sure. 173 01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:56,715 You wanna come in? 174 01:09:56,793 --> 01:09:58,180 Ok. Cool. 175 01:10:15,393 --> 01:10:18,572 This is my family. And this is our neighbor. 176 01:10:18,813 --> 01:10:20,534 Hi, I'm John. 177 01:10:22,233 --> 01:10:23,739 His family's here, too, Honey. 178 01:10:23,859 --> 01:10:26,113 Oh cool. Do you have any girls? 179 01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:30,960 Two boys I'm afraid. About your age. 180 01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:33,745 I just challenged your dad to a football game. 181 01:10:42,209 --> 01:10:44,261 We're about to have breakfast. 182 01:10:44,295 --> 01:10:48,257 How about we'll pay your family a visit after we're done? 183 01:10:49,257 --> 01:10:51,594 Oh yeah sure. Sorry. 184 01:10:57,516 --> 01:10:59,022 Don't fucking move. 185 01:10:59,184 --> 01:11:00,738 I'll kill her I swear. 186 01:11:00,811 --> 01:11:02,530 What the fuck do you want, man? 187 01:11:02,687 --> 01:11:04,656 You two facing that way. 188 01:11:09,402 --> 01:11:11,655 Face that way now! 189 01:11:20,746 --> 01:11:22,252 Dude what do we do? 190 01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:26,385 Dude cmon what do we do? 191 01:13:50,010 --> 01:13:51,931 You still look pretty. 192 01:14:22,373 --> 01:14:24,628 These my lovely two boys. 193 01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:26,049 What they are up to right now. 194 01:14:26,669 --> 01:14:28,011 There they are. 195 01:14:29,129 --> 01:14:30,684 What they are talking about. 196 01:14:30,965 --> 01:14:32,637 Must be some girls. 197 01:14:33,008 --> 01:14:35,429 This is.. my lovely wife. 198 01:14:35,511 --> 01:14:37,064 Good morning, Honey. 199 01:14:37,179 --> 01:14:39,598 Good morning, Baby. What are making? 200 01:14:39,806 --> 01:14:42,985 Preparing breakfast. Tadaaa... 201 01:14:43,059 --> 01:14:45,693 Oooh.. I want that one chocolate thing. 202 01:14:52,568 --> 01:14:54,040 Bacon is so... 203 01:15:00,283 --> 01:15:01,791 Now you'll have to beat me. 204 01:15:01,870 --> 01:15:04,586 That's Devin. Oh my God. 205 01:15:12,712 --> 01:15:14,053 Watch my camera! 206 01:15:27,767 --> 01:15:29,489 Lovely family. 207 01:15:34,983 --> 01:15:38,114 Come here. Join us, c'mon. 208 01:16:35,330 --> 01:16:39,211 We are now at our lovely vacation house. 209 01:16:39,502 --> 01:16:41,839 This time I'm gonna beat the boys 210 01:16:41,921 --> 01:16:43,973 at football and baseball. 211 01:16:44,048 --> 01:16:47,097 Yeaah... They're gonna hate that. 212 01:22:16,066 --> 01:22:18,652 Hello, Honey, something came up. 213 01:22:19,611 --> 01:22:22,956 They want me to stay at the hotel to make a report on the conference. 214 01:22:23,614 --> 01:22:26,378 I know I know I'm so sorry. 215 01:22:26,659 --> 01:22:29,044 I'll be back tomorrow I promise, okay'? 216 01:22:29,996 --> 01:22:32,630 I love you. Bye. 217 01:23:12,952 --> 01:23:15,455 Wilder paranoia this time, please. 218 01:23:15,746 --> 01:23:18,427 Give me some motherfucking monsters.