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Hey, dad! Doris is talking
no longer with me for two days.

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<i>She is mortally offended,</i>
<i>because I want to become a journalist.</i>

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Here are the new job advertisements.
The <i>FAZ </i>is looking for interns.

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-Morning, Doris.
-Morning, Kathi.

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Why not the<i>South German</i>?
Are you kidding me?

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At most I get something from <i>Focus</i>.
I'm missing references.

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<i>Cem wants to prove Metin,</i>
<i>that you can be successful without a high school diploma,</i>

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<i>and write together</i>
<i>a rap song with Costa.</i>

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Shit! Nothing rhymes with bitch.

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<i>And Yağmur has Costa</i>
<i>not really written off.</i>

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<i>She just needs more time,</i>
<i>I think.</i>

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He needs to learn discipline.

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Like me back then. I have everything
given to make it happen.

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The police are...

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Doris!

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Are you even listening to me?

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I repeat my argument:

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Through chanting
to engage with his culture

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is intellectual.

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Remember what the musical
Nils received early education.

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What are you criticizing?
my teaching skills?

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You are a psychologist
and you didn't notice

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that your daughter has problems.

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I am not infallible.
That's only human.

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You spin it so that you look good.

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Yes, of couse. That's why I'm a woman.

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We have to talk.

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I thank you!

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I feel terrible,
because I lied to you.

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But I really have
gave my best.

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This course is easy for me
let die inside.

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-You're making runs for me.
-Excuse me.

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I will support you.

34
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-With all my heart?
-Of course not.

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But it's time
to treat you like an adult.

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That means I have to watch
how you run into your misfortune.

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This is where I want to go.
They are looking for an intern.

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-<i>InBeTween.</i>
-Twen, not tween.

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Is that colorful? Then you become blind.

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You're too old for that. This is a Mag.

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You're as obnoxious as your father.

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-You really want to apply there?
-Yes.

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They're cool, a bit like <i>neon</i>.

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More information in the headline than in the text.

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Not very talented professional young people,
so that I would have a chance.

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And they always have really cool covers.

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-And you're just starting over now?
-Yes.

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-Throw away everything that...
-Yes.

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Katharina Kuhn, Assistant Assistance.
Steinmeier Office. Hello?

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Yes. Flight 2490, Berlin Frankfurt.

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Arrival in Frankfurt 8:14 p.m.
Meeting with Merkel

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then onward flight to London.
Hotel reservation number 254-43AB.

53
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Gladly. How many more times?

54
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But then you need
a completely new CV.

55
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I'm 20 and my CV has to
be changed. I'm killing myself.

56
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Honestly,

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Don't you want to too?
do something else?

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-Nonsense.
-Do you always just want to book flights

59
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and make sure that the Secretary of State
has three-ply toilet paper in the hotel room?

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I took the job,
so I'll finish it too.

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Kathi, don't answer!
Adventures are waiting for us out there.

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Katharina Kuhn, Assistant Assistance.
Steinmeier Office.

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<i>Hello, Ms. Kuhn. Angela Merkel here.</i>

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-Merkel?
<i>-Yes, I...</i>

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-Assistance to Mrs. Merkel?
<i>-It's me.</i>

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-Mrs Merkel personally?
<i>-Yes, I am Ms. Merkel.</i>

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<i>What do you think?</i>

68
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<i>What happened to the State Chancellery now?</i>

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The paper has
the second assistant wrote.

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<i>That has always worked well so far.</i>

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<i>Catherine. But I don't understand now</i>
<i>why...</i>

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Just a moment, please.

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<i>You can't just...</i>
<i>What comes to mind?</i>

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<i>I have to go there now,</i>
<i>to the State Chancellery...</i>

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-Oh, my God.
<i>-Hello? Hello?</i>

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-I threw Angela Merkel out the window.
-Yes.

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<i>Believe it,</i>
<i>I have all day?</i>

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-Costa called.
-How often?

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I have at some point
pulled out the plug.

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We can't force them.

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We have them
given free will.

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They believe they own the world.

83
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Maybe it's theirs too.
Maybe we're too old

84
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to understand
what “rap” and “mags” are.

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Yes, perhaps.

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-What is a Mag?
-Do I look old?

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No. Not too old,
to get me excited.

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Real!

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OK.

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Do you want to hear it or wait,
until it's in the charts?

91
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We are very excited.

92
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Give me a beat!

93
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<i>I'm coming to the club</i>
<i>Do you hear bitches screaming my name</i>

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<i>Bend over, whore</i>
<i>Barman pours a glass</i>

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<i>I'm Kanacke with a black leather jacket</i>
<i>And loaded gun</i>

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<i>You're a monkey</i>
<i>Your shit sucks</i>

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<i>If you want to see me</i>

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<i>Look up</i>
<i>I'm coming with a trunk full of drugs</i>

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<i>You with shit-filled pants</i>

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What's going on? Keep playing.

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<i>I fuck hookers</i>

102
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<i>Fuck victims who look askance</i>

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<i>Fuck whores who don't swallow</i>

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<i>Fuck Cops</i>
<i>Fuck you if you look at me wrong</i>

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<i>Cem is the boss</i>

106
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Bushido. Cem is now at the start. Or?

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What was that?

108
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Your definition is:
Intellectual chanting.

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Rap, dude.

110
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Do you really have that?
wrote everything yourself?

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Force him. Make him do something!

112
00:07:03,033 --> 00:07:05,500
-What?
-What about the prospect of reconciliation?

113
00:07:05,566 --> 00:07:08,533
-Do I have to communicate this again?
-No!

114
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Dude, I'm a foreigner.
This is my way of expressing myself.

115
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Honestly,
It's getting too foreign for me with you.

116
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Your future will be German.

117
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Now it's over to celebrate,
Hang around and get stupid.

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You have to do something useful.

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-Z. B.?
-You...

120
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...do an internship with the police.

121
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Then maybe you'll finally learn
what makes this country special.

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Morality, law-abiding and...

123
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...and values. Values, Metin!

124
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And values!

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I'm fucked.

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-You're so disgusting.
-He forced me. I swear.

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The text does not reflect
the H... attitude of the M... makers.

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I wasn't wrong about you at all.

129
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I don't think about it any longer
whether you are the right one.

130
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And now, Yağmur?

131
00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,633
I'll marry a decent man.

132
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I get the job!

133
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I hope
you just distribute advertising brochures.

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I'm applying for an internship.

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At <i>InBeTwen</i>?

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As you advised me.
Be crazy again, start over.

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Yes, that's right.
But Kathi, we are friends,

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and it was my application.

139
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Job comes first.

140
00:09:23,566 --> 00:09:27,100
Hi, dad. I'm sorry for you,
that you didn't find the treasure.

141
00:09:28,066 --> 00:09:31,100
I have right now
my interview at <i>InBeTwen</i>.

142
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Kathy too. For the same position.
Isn't that cool?

143
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Okay, actually it totally sucks.
But hey,

144
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it's just an internship.
Kathi will survive if I cut her out.

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My sample article
was actually pretty good.

146
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-Lena, come down!
-Come.

147
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Our children go to work.

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I'm really excited.

149
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Did you think about Cem's shirt?

150
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,466
Mama Schneider gave him
hand ironed to celebrate the day.

151
00:10:02,533 --> 00:10:03,466
Good.

152
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,500
So much for a decent appearance.

153
00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:15,633
We're late. Where are the cookies? There.

154
00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:19,500
Cookies? What should I do with cookies?

155
00:10:19,566 --> 00:10:22,033
For colleagues. To the debut.

156
00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:23,600
That's tradition.

157
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-Maybe in a nursing home.
-We are not old.

158
00:10:35,366 --> 00:10:37,400
-Hi.
-Kathi.

159
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,633
I've thought about it.

160
00:10:45,033 --> 00:10:48,333
The argument is completely nonsensical.
It's just an internship.

161
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You're so right.

162
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:57,266
But internships are nothing different
as unpaid full-time jobs.

163
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They decide your career.

164
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This should be clear to you.

165
00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:02,066
Can I get a juice like that too?

166
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,033
-Morning!
-Morning!

167
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,366
-Morning!
-Good morning!

168
00:11:13,133 --> 00:11:14,233
So.

169
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,566
Now I have your snot on my head.

170
00:11:25,633 --> 00:11:27,066
Man.

171
00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:30,600
Morning, boss. Understood?

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00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:32,366
Crystal clear.

173
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,100
Is that the little Marauder?

174
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,066
Yes, that's him.

175
00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:38,333
We'll get him on track.

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00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,033
We also integrated dad.

177
00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:44,233
Yes.

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00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:46,100
Cookies!

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00:11:47,566 --> 00:11:50,066
Here. As a welcome gift.
Turkish gift.

180
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If the police don't get anything,
he becomes a baker.

181
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:03,233
You don't need the ghetto view here.
Otherwise you will be arrested by mistake.

182
00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:07,433
Stand still!

183
00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:16,333
Great hair, the Turks.

184
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,166
So dense and fuzzy. Great!

185
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,266
Well then.

186
00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:32,300
How was she on it?
And how she checked me out.

187
00:12:32,766 --> 00:12:34,233
So completely arrogant.

188
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,300
Because you look like a con man
and not like an official.

189
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,266
Cool Turk equals criminal, or what?

190
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,600
It has nothing to do with Turk,
but with clothing.

191
00:12:43,666 --> 00:12:46,366
We're with the police
and not in the billiards hall.

192
00:12:48,466 --> 00:12:50,266
Looks more like <i>Stromberg</i>.

193
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,333
The most exciting cases of recent years.

194
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,400
So you can see what I'm doing here.

195
00:13:06,466 --> 00:13:08,066
So, wait...

196
00:13:09,566 --> 00:13:14,066
There! I have a murderer there
identified by his sweater.

197
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:17,266
Tens of thousands of fibers.
Three months at the microscope!

198
00:13:18,566 --> 00:13:20,633
I thought we were chasing gangsters or something.

199
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:24,033
I investigate at the desk,
because I'm intelligent.

200
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:28,233
If you pay less attention to tax officials
and let the Turk hang out more,

201
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,766
you also get more missions.

202
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,666
You could be something like that
like the Turkish Shaft.

203
00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:35,366
Your Turkish drivel... Real!

204
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,700
Yes.

205
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,266
May I interrupt for a moment?

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00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:40,666
Cem, this is Mark.

207
00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:43,533
He does it here with us
training to become a commissioner.

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00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,133
Something like you.
Mark, this is my son Cem.

209
00:13:47,566 --> 00:13:49,500
I'll transfer your personnel form.

210
00:13:50,266 --> 00:13:53,533
I cannot decipher the place of birth.
Please write it in capitals.

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00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,700
-Versa... What?
-Caps. Capital letters.

212
00:13:58,133 --> 00:14:01,266
-Do you think I don't know that?
-Abitur would have been worth it.

213
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:05,600
Just because I'm a foreigner,
I don't have a high school diploma or what?

214
00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:07,166
Your father said you don't have one.

215
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,433
Bring the personnel form
to the third floor.

216
00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:26,466
Does your son have problems?
with his genitals?

217
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,400
Yes. He thinks with them.

218
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:30,366
There is such a thing.

219
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,700
News of the Turkish murder case.

220
00:14:36,466 --> 00:14:37,633
A witness saw a man.

221
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,800
Tall, blonde, bomber jacket.

222
00:14:40,033 --> 00:14:41,800
Smells like racially motivated murder.

223
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:44,733
Multiculturalism is a thing of the past.

224
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,500
How should a German academic child
full of ideals

225
00:14:48,566 --> 00:14:51,233
live with a Turkish teenager,

226
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:52,366
who is underexposed,

227
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,466
is chronically lazy and obsessed with cock?

228
00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:58,033
Ethnoempirical investigative journalism
turns out quite well.

229
00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,700
This style only reveals
your racist attitude.

230
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,000
I? Racist?

231
00:15:03,466 --> 00:15:05,633
I live with foreigners.

232
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,766
My mother has sex with a Turk.
Me too.

233
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,200
Well, almost. Until he opens one
Anatolian top macho.

234
00:15:11,266 --> 00:15:14,400
<i>InBeTwen</i> is a lifestyle magazine
and not a Nazi combat paper.

235
00:15:14,466 --> 00:15:16,533
<i>I don't like it</i>. Send in the next one.

236
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,666
And? How was it?

237
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:27,600
God! She's totally sick.

238
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:30,366
She's looking for chicks
and not intellectual women.

239
00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:33,066
Understand. Adaptation is everything.

240
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,733
I'll get in touch later.

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00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,333
Bye.

242
00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:44,200
Three Turks in two weeks.

243
00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:46,200
I'm calling for a manhunt.

244
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:47,800
What's up?

245
00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:51,766
Serial killers, terrorists?
Can I get a gun?

246
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,066
-Another murder of a...
-...fellow citizens!

247
00:15:54,766 --> 00:15:57,466
My son is sensitive
when it comes to racism.

248
00:15:57,533 --> 00:15:59,000
Who will get the car?

249
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:04,800
Murders aren't for interns.

250
00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:08,100
I have seen <i>Hostel</i> ten times.

251
00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:10,666
Besides, I'm almost a commissioner. Like him.

252
00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:13,633
It will stay that fast.
You can't become a commissioner.

253
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:14,766
Because I'm Turkish?

254
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,533
Because you don't have a high school diploma!

255
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:18,133
Why not?

256
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,200
You don't have any
typical foreigner problems.

257
00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:25,266
What are they?
typical foreigner problems?

258
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:29,066
language difficulties, exclusion,
Aggression, ghettoization etc.

259
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:32,166
No. We are one
completely normal, German family.

260
00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:33,600
Cem is just looking for his place.

261
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:38,133
He is not in this brown hut.

262
00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:45,133
Oh yes?

263
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,700
I don't want to argue with you here.

264
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:53,566
Hi, Kathy. And?
Was it just as shitty for you?

265
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:55,366
I'm still here.

266
00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:57,000
Are you still there?

267
00:16:57,066 --> 00:16:59,566
It's bad right now.
I'm busy with Jette.

268
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,100
-You're on first name terms?
-Take this off.

269
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:05,433
Gladly. That's too tight for me anyway.

270
00:17:06,598 --> 00:17:08,366
Where did you get the tattoo from?

271
00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:10,566
From the States. <i>It's fancy</i>, right?

272
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,400
Hello?

273
00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:15,133
-So?
-Yes.

274
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:18,366
-Just as. I like it.
-OK.

275
00:17:19,165 --> 00:17:20,200
What's going on there?

276
00:17:20,266 --> 00:17:23,032
You have great breasts.
It's really great.

277
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,098
Lena, I'll get in touch later.

278
00:17:27,532 --> 00:17:30,333
<i>Oh, God.</i>
<i>She sleeps with the editor-in-chief.</i>

279
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:33,200
And?

280
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,633
Do you have the job?

281
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:38,133
I would have for that
having to sleep with my boss.

282
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,666
It was no different for us.
I once slept with my director of studies.

283
00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:44,200
My problem is,
that my boss is a woman.

284
00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:47,700
This experience wouldn't hurt you.
Your horizon is very limited.

285
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,433
Sexually.

286
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,266
However.

287
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,766
<i>She really means that.</i>

288
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,433
<i>She wants her child</i>
<i>Send to the internship line.</i>

289
00:17:57,033 --> 00:17:59,766
My little inspector.
How was your first day?

290
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,100
With the Nazis? Super.

291
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,100
Tomorrow I'll learn
how to deport foreigners.

292
00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:10,766
Nobody is racist there.

293
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,533
Clear. Because you are one
from whom you became.

294
00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:17,533
You make office jokes and try to
to speak perfect standard German.

295
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:21,033
Do you think you're feeling better,
if you let the foreigner hang out?

296
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,466
Just because other foreigners
are also unemployed?

297
00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:33,300
This shitty country has
made my father a mutant.

298
00:18:33,766 --> 00:18:36,466
To the fucking civil servant bourgeois turtle.

299
00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:38,266
Do you have the glue with you?

300
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,566
Shit! V...forgot.

301
00:18:42,266 --> 00:18:44,366
<i>Hi, this is Katharina Kuhn.</i>

302
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,166
<i>I'm not available at the moment.</i>

303
00:18:47,066 --> 00:18:49,066
Hi! <i>This is</i> Lena Schneider.

304
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:50,666
You're a stupid cow, Kathi.

305
00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:52,800
I know how you got the job.

306
00:18:53,033 --> 00:18:54,233
I find it disgusting.

307
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,400
You're always trying to outdo me.

308
00:18:56,466 --> 00:18:58,033
The fight is not decided.

309
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:04,800
-Do you have glue?
-What's the best way to hit on a woman?

310
00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:08,300
-Touch your ass?
-You can go.

311
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,600
<i>I can think of something better.</i>

312
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,000
Yes?

313
00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:28,200
Secret al-Qaeda conference.
I'm going already.

314
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,800
Do you write Kanacke with CK?

315
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:57,433
Wh...what do you mean? I wanted that
still stick it up. The tits.

316
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:02,466
-So.
-Dude, that's a threatening letter!

317
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,066
Threatening letter?

318
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,600
My father has to understand
that they are all Nazis.

319
00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:21,266
Cemil Öztürk. Ready, sir. Yes, sir.

320
00:20:23,566 --> 00:20:24,433
Understood?

321
00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:27,500
That has under
stuck on my windshield wiper.

322
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:30,200
The perpetrator comes from the lower class.

323
00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:36,100
Violent, lousy schooling.
Kanacke is spelled with CK!

324
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,700
Lots of fingerprints. Saliva residue.

325
00:20:41,766 --> 00:20:43,066
Even chip crumbs.

326
00:20:44,466 --> 00:20:46,633
I identify him
blindfolded.

327
00:20:47,633 --> 00:20:49,633
I'll send forensics
to the parking lot.

328
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:55,100
Forensics?

329
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:59,333
It's clear who it's from.
From your colleagues.

330
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,366
No, Cem.

331
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:04,566
Last week there were three Turks
brutally murdered.

332
00:21:04,633 --> 00:21:06,766
I wanted you
don't burden yourself with it straight away.

333
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,233
This letter comes from the perpetrator.

334
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,000
He calls me a dirt sniffer.

335
00:21:11,566 --> 00:21:13,500
He suspects that I'm close to him.

336
00:21:14,466 --> 00:21:15,800
Öztürklechen.

337
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:19,033
I heard what happened.

338
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:21,200
But I'm telling you...

339
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,433
...we look after you.

340
00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:26,600
Because you are our favorite Turk.

341
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,500
The child must be scared to death.

342
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,266
But you don't have to.

343
00:21:35,266 --> 00:21:37,200
Germany is behind you.

344
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:41,700
My God.

345
00:21:41,766 --> 00:21:43,800
You have to give the recipe to my husband.

346
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:46,700
All of a sudden you're eating Turkish cookies.

347
00:21:46,766 --> 00:21:48,800
Sure, of course. Yesterday I was just on a diet.

348
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:51,033
By the way...

349
00:21:51,566 --> 00:21:53,800
I hope your wife is not in danger.

350
00:21:58,166 --> 00:22:00,066
I have to tell you one thing. You have balls.

351
00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:02,233
-I wanted to show this to you.
-I warn you,

352
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,033
Nazi stories turn me off.

353
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,566
No, today I'm just bringing myself.

354
00:22:08,033 --> 00:22:10,300
The sofa looks comfortable. Can I?

355
00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:26,333
Oops, my tattoo...

356
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,033
Only my friends can see this.

357
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,666
Are you kidding me?

358
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,800
Now don't act so innocent.

359
00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:36,500
-I know what's common here.
-Oh what?

360
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,633
Yes. Kathi has...

361
00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:42,266
-...also slept up.
-What?

362
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:44,233
-With whom?
-Don't make it a secret.

363
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,666
It stays between us.

364
00:22:45,733 --> 00:22:48,066
-Did someone put coke in your porridge?
-Nope.

365
00:22:49,233 --> 00:22:50,100
But...

366
00:22:52,266 --> 00:22:53,733
...I would take a champagne.

367
00:22:54,633 --> 00:22:56,800
Then I'll be a little more relaxed.

368
00:22:57,033 --> 00:22:58,466
If we...

369
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:00,700
If we...

370
00:23:12,033 --> 00:23:14,000
I still have one question.

371
00:23:14,066 --> 00:23:17,500
How does it actually work?
Safe sex between women?

372
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:20,233
<i>Come in.</i>

373
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,066
I know we're supposed to wear this, but...

374
00:23:23,733 --> 00:23:25,133
-Am I disturbing?
-No.

375
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,133
She wanted safe sex,
but I would like to...

376
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,533
...<i>safer</i> throw out.

377
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,400
Replace the water bottles.
See you in the conference.

378
00:23:35,566 --> 00:23:37,400
I thought you had sex with her.

379
00:23:37,466 --> 00:23:40,633
I tried on work clothes.
How stupid are you?

380
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,666
Oh shit!

381
00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:49,366
Don't you have panties on?

382
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,633
We have to go home.

383
00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:58,533
Maybe our women are in danger.

384
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,333
Mark, you take care of reinforcements.

385
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,300
What? Reinforcement?

386
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,466
Costa here.

387
00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:08,466
Costa, where are you?

388
00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:10,533
The eagle has landed. O... over.

389
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,400
We're calling it quits. Did you understand?

390
00:24:15,266 --> 00:24:16,133
Costa?

391
00:24:18,066 --> 00:24:19,000
Fuck!

392
00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:23,466
Yes, please?

393
00:24:23,533 --> 00:24:26,466
We've lived here for years.
You can be a bit German there.

394
00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:29,233
You would have him
can miss a Turkish slap in the face.

395
00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:31,333
Let's put it this way...

396
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,800
...for 100 euros we do without
on an ad.

397
00:24:35,033 --> 00:24:36,133
What about Costa?

398
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,400
He's a boor. He would rather
sleep with me than get married.

399
00:24:39,466 --> 00:24:41,366
-You want to marry someone now?
-Yes.

400
00:24:43,666 --> 00:24:45,666
It's the SEK!