1 00:00:00,111 --> 00:00:02,280 - You know, a lot of aspects of law enforcement had gotten 2 00:00:02,363 --> 00:00:04,657 tougher over the past 15 to 20 years. 3 00:00:04,741 --> 00:00:05,784 Trude, don't you agree? 4 00:00:06,701 --> 00:00:07,744 - Yup. 5 00:00:08,620 --> 00:00:11,330 - Remind me not to toss to you, ever. 6 00:00:11,414 --> 00:00:12,916 - OK. Try it again. - Yeah. 7 00:00:14,584 --> 00:00:16,168 - You know, a lot of as-- - Shut up. 8 00:00:16,252 --> 00:00:17,462 A lot of aspects of law enforcement 9 00:00:17,545 --> 00:00:19,005 have gotten tougher in the past couple of years. 10 00:00:19,088 --> 00:00:21,925 Except for one, the camera phone. 11 00:00:22,341 --> 00:00:27,430 People, especially the locals around here can't stop live-streaming their crimes. 12 00:00:27,513 --> 00:00:29,933 It's just... It's just like fish in a barrel for us. 13 00:00:30,016 --> 00:00:31,643 I mean, we can just look like... 14 00:00:31,726 --> 00:00:33,603 Look, graffiti. You see that? 15 00:00:34,646 --> 00:00:37,273 But that's in Sparks. That's a little bit far away. 16 00:00:37,356 --> 00:00:39,108 - People are so dumb. 17 00:00:39,191 --> 00:00:42,528 - And then look at this guy is about to show his genitals to some people. 18 00:00:42,612 --> 00:00:44,238 - Wait, I wanna see that one. - Well... 19 00:00:45,114 --> 00:00:46,908 But it's all the way over at the bowling hall of fame, 20 00:00:46,992 --> 00:00:51,120 which is almost, from here, it'll be about 14 minutes to get to. 21 00:00:52,121 --> 00:00:53,122 He'll probably done. 22 00:00:53,205 --> 00:00:55,374 I mean, he sure won't have a boner by the time we get there. 23 00:00:55,458 --> 00:00:56,918 Here's one! Wow! 24 00:00:57,794 --> 00:01:00,005 "Watch me light this Molotov cocktail." 25 00:01:00,087 --> 00:01:01,798 That's crazy. That's super close. 26 00:01:02,340 --> 00:01:04,009 That's almost like... That's gotta be-- 27 00:01:13,309 --> 00:01:15,311 - JIM: Good morning. - TRAVIS: Good morning. 28 00:01:16,312 --> 00:01:19,691 - Jeffey is leaving early tonight from his post, 29 00:01:19,774 --> 00:01:21,776 so if you gotta get through the parking lot... 30 00:01:21,860 --> 00:01:23,486 - Take a buddy, maybe? - Take a buddy. 31 00:01:23,570 --> 00:01:24,738 - Sorry I'm late. 32 00:01:28,449 --> 00:01:29,951 Good morning. - Morning. 33 00:01:30,035 --> 00:01:31,118 This morning... 34 00:01:31,202 --> 00:01:34,915 This morning's briefing is also brought to you by Panda Fridge. 35 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:39,168 "Refrigerators only when you need them." 36 00:01:39,753 --> 00:01:41,504 - I used them before, they're pretty-- - JIM: Panda Fridge? 37 00:01:41,588 --> 00:01:42,797 - They're pretty good. - JIM: They're actually pretty good. 38 00:01:44,382 --> 00:01:45,550 Football guy talk? 39 00:01:47,928 --> 00:01:51,723 We got an update from Carson City. 40 00:01:52,807 --> 00:01:57,270 We've never actually shot an unarmed white guy... 41 00:01:58,980 --> 00:01:59,898 Ever. 42 00:02:01,858 --> 00:02:03,777 - Didn't we shoot... 43 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:05,987 - You missed him, remember? 44 00:02:06,696 --> 00:02:07,614 - Never? 45 00:02:07,697 --> 00:02:08,573 - Never - JONES: Ever? 46 00:02:08,656 --> 00:02:10,658 - There's a whole... They got a thing, there's a whole fax. 47 00:02:10,742 --> 00:02:14,287 I had to watch a PowerPoint about all the folks we've shot of... 48 00:02:15,204 --> 00:02:16,581 I mean, it's stupid, but... 49 00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:20,334 I don't know-- - So what is it that they're asking? 50 00:02:20,418 --> 00:02:21,335 - JIM: No one's asking anything. 51 00:02:21,419 --> 00:02:23,671 - We also hardly shot any Asian people at all. 52 00:02:23,755 --> 00:02:26,424 - But that "hardly any," there's a huge difference between-- 53 00:02:26,507 --> 00:02:30,177 - Do we include Spaniards and Argentines in-- 54 00:02:30,261 --> 00:02:31,512 - Not in my America. - White? 55 00:02:31,596 --> 00:02:34,849 - Certainly no one's saying that we should shoot an unarmed white guy. 56 00:02:36,559 --> 00:02:37,936 - Well, just... 57 00:02:38,019 --> 00:02:39,896 Just, I mean, I'm not saying it, 58 00:02:39,980 --> 00:02:42,941 but just like statistics, like-- 59 00:02:43,024 --> 00:02:45,944 If we hit... if we hit just one? 60 00:02:46,027 --> 00:02:46,945 - We should shoot-- 61 00:02:47,028 --> 00:02:48,404 If we shot a white person, that won't be the worst thing. 62 00:02:48,488 --> 00:02:49,948 - I'm gonna put my feet up here. 63 00:02:52,199 --> 00:02:54,035 - You're dying for us to ask about the skates. 64 00:03:01,334 --> 00:03:02,627 - JIM: Here's somebody. - TRAVIS: How about that guy? 65 00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:03,670 He's white, right? 66 00:03:03,753 --> 00:03:06,213 - JIM: No, no, no. Full-blown, like, beautiful Asian guy. 67 00:03:06,297 --> 00:03:07,132 - TRAVIS: No. - JIM: No, no, no. 68 00:03:07,214 --> 00:03:09,009 Trust me, check my browser history if you don't think 69 00:03:09,092 --> 00:03:10,760 that's "an Asian dude with a pompadour." 70 00:03:10,844 --> 00:03:13,054 That guy looks pretty white. - JONES: Pretty white. 71 00:03:13,138 --> 00:03:15,098 - Do you guys consider Italian white? 72 00:03:15,182 --> 00:03:16,808 - No. - I don't either. 73 00:03:16,891 --> 00:03:18,351 - I do. - You do? 74 00:03:19,226 --> 00:03:20,687 How? That's insane! 75 00:03:20,770 --> 00:03:21,646 - How? - What do you mean? 76 00:03:21,729 --> 00:03:23,857 - You think Italian people are also white people? 77 00:03:24,482 --> 00:03:26,233 - Yeah. - Don't say that around Italian people. 78 00:03:26,317 --> 00:03:28,153 - JONES: That is white-- - TRAVIS: No. 79 00:03:28,235 --> 00:03:29,112 He's got... - JONES: Not a white man. 80 00:03:29,196 --> 00:03:30,446 - TRAVIS: I think that's Armenian or something. 81 00:03:30,530 --> 00:03:31,781 - What is an Armenian? Does anyone know? 82 00:03:31,865 --> 00:03:33,407 - Armenian… I don't know. 83 00:03:33,491 --> 00:03:37,244 I mean, some guys, once a year, they drive around celebrating their genocide. 84 00:03:37,328 --> 00:03:39,455 - Right, right, right. - They fly their flags-- 85 00:03:39,539 --> 00:03:41,082 With the techno music. 86 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:43,126 - JIM: White guy. - JONES: Very unhappy white guy. 87 00:03:43,210 --> 00:03:44,711 - JIM: I like this guy. Here we go. - TRAVIS: OK. 88 00:03:44,794 --> 00:03:46,295 - JIM: Does he look... does he remind you of somebody? 89 00:03:46,379 --> 00:03:48,548 - He looks super familiar. Super familiar. 90 00:03:48,631 --> 00:03:49,507 - John Cusack. 91 00:03:49,590 --> 00:03:52,468 - No, no, no. There's like a... God, it's like a face I've seen a lot. 92 00:03:52,552 --> 00:03:54,095 - He's a news guy? - Yes. 93 00:03:54,179 --> 00:03:56,764 Or it's like a two-dimensional thing. - Was he the weather guy? 94 00:03:56,848 --> 00:03:58,516 - Wanted poster? He's from a wanted poster. 95 00:03:58,599 --> 00:04:00,852 Hi. Hey, guy? - JIM: Are you-- 96 00:04:00,935 --> 00:04:03,604 - TRAVIS: Shit! Shit! 97 00:04:03,688 --> 00:04:06,399 - JIM: My shoes! - TRAVIS: We're sorry. We're sorry. 98 00:04:10,111 --> 00:04:11,654 - You having a bachelorette party? 99 00:04:12,697 --> 00:04:13,781 Yeah. 100 00:04:16,450 --> 00:04:18,411 You're not supposed to be hanging out of the moon-roof. 101 00:04:18,494 --> 00:04:19,453 - What? - Yeah. 102 00:04:19,537 --> 00:04:22,289 - Haven't you ever seen any movie? - Get out of the car. 103 00:04:22,916 --> 00:04:25,543 - Actually, no, because absolutely not. 104 00:04:26,293 --> 00:04:28,213 - OK, we're on our way to see a show 105 00:04:28,295 --> 00:04:31,841 with Australian guys wanging their dangs in our face? 106 00:04:32,675 --> 00:04:34,261 - Do you know that I need that? 107 00:04:34,886 --> 00:04:36,846 And that, that is for me. 108 00:04:36,930 --> 00:04:39,473 - All right, I'll take that. OK. - No, it's mine. 109 00:04:40,683 --> 00:04:43,561 - Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. 110 00:04:43,644 --> 00:04:45,897 Ladies, ladies... Are you pregnant? 111 00:04:45,980 --> 00:04:48,858 Get back in. Nope. No, no, no, no, no. 112 00:04:49,859 --> 00:04:51,652 Walk this line. - OK. 113 00:04:51,736 --> 00:04:52,987 - Touch your nose. 114 00:04:55,823 --> 00:05:01,288 - Yes, queen! Yes, Rachel! 115 00:05:01,370 --> 00:05:03,539 - Step, touch. Step, touch. 116 00:05:03,623 --> 00:05:07,376 Get back in line. So the twos come forward and the ones go back. 117 00:05:07,460 --> 00:05:09,670 Pivot, step! Pivot, step! 118 00:05:09,754 --> 00:05:11,798 Five, six, seven, eight! 119 00:05:11,881 --> 00:05:15,135 Step, touch, step, touch, step, touch! 120 00:05:15,218 --> 00:05:16,886 Get ready to pivot, and pivot! 121 00:05:16,970 --> 00:05:18,638 Step, pivot, step. 122 00:05:18,721 --> 00:05:20,681 Step, touch, step, snort the coke. 123 00:05:20,765 --> 00:05:25,394 And snort it, snort it, snort it, down. And back up, back up. 124 00:05:28,773 --> 00:05:30,692 - I love-- You love me. 125 00:05:30,775 --> 00:05:32,694 - Oh, my god. - CLEMENTINE: You know what? 126 00:05:32,777 --> 00:05:35,155 If you have room for me, like, can we go to Tahoe or something? 127 00:05:35,238 --> 00:05:36,739 - GIRL: Yes. - CLEMENTINE: OK. All right, all right. 128 00:05:36,823 --> 00:05:38,074 - GIRL: Three-way kiss. 129 00:05:42,453 --> 00:05:47,792 - Well, I just moved and all this paper work is drowning me! 130 00:05:47,876 --> 00:05:51,671 I've gotta change my address with the post office, do my bills, 131 00:05:51,754 --> 00:05:54,174 and re-register as a sex offender. 132 00:05:54,257 --> 00:05:56,718 Who's got time for all of this? 133 00:05:58,845 --> 00:06:02,932 - Sounds to me like you need a little bit of magic. 134 00:06:03,016 --> 00:06:05,560 Remember when you used to have to go downtown, 135 00:06:05,643 --> 00:06:06,686 get in a huge line 136 00:06:06,769 --> 00:06:10,023 with all of Reno's tens of thousands of sex offenders... 137 00:06:10,106 --> 00:06:11,524 and wait, and wait? 138 00:06:11,607 --> 00:06:15,945 Well, now it’s all right here in the Reno Sheriff's Department App 139 00:06:16,029 --> 00:06:19,199 available for your smartphone or tablet. 140 00:06:19,282 --> 00:06:23,036 Just click the icon that says "Get me registered", 141 00:06:23,119 --> 00:06:26,998 and that'll take you to the scroll wheel where you can choose your classifications. 142 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:28,833 Violent sex offender. 143 00:06:28,917 --> 00:06:30,668 Non-violent sex offender. 144 00:06:30,752 --> 00:06:33,046 Peeping Tom. Flasher. Pedophile. 145 00:06:33,129 --> 00:06:35,590 Agalmatophiliac. Katoptronophiliac. 146 00:06:35,673 --> 00:06:37,175 Person who puts their penis in mailboxes. 147 00:06:37,259 --> 00:06:39,052 Roof pooper. Peek-a-dude. 148 00:06:39,135 --> 00:06:41,096 Click as many as apply. 149 00:06:41,179 --> 00:06:43,973 And pick a fun avatar. 150 00:06:46,517 --> 00:06:49,854 That will show up on the app as we and any other citizen 151 00:06:49,938 --> 00:06:51,398 track your every movement. 152 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,024 - It was so easy! 153 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:55,693 It's all in the palm of my hand.