1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:02,287 --> 00:00:06,246 2 00:00:06,287 --> 00:00:09,279 3 00:00:09,327 --> 00:00:13,843 4 00:00:20,207 --> 00:00:22,038 Yeah, I'm walking and reading, sweetheart. 5 00:00:22,087 --> 00:00:25,523 - You got a problem with that? - (LAUGHING) 6 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:29,242 Urghl Great(l) Elena. If she sees me, we'll have to do small talk. 7 00:00:29,287 --> 00:00:31,403 Could recycle my "nice weather" material 8 00:00:31,447 --> 00:00:34,644 from Mr Patel's, but it doesn't really have a sign-off. 9 00:00:34,687 --> 00:00:38,919 Can't wait to get my hands on you either, you sexy little minx. 10 00:00:38,967 --> 00:00:41,845 Urgh... nol I can't listen to her sex chat with Jeremy. 11 00:00:41,887 --> 00:00:44,117 - (RINGING) - Jeremy! 12 00:00:44,167 --> 00:00:46,397 - Oh, God. - I love you too, honey. 13 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:47,436 Hi, Jeremy? 14 00:00:47,487 --> 00:00:51,196 Yes, I got Rizla papers. Normal. 15 00:00:51,247 --> 00:00:53,124 I refuse to buy "king skins". 16 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:56,000 It's like asking to buy a hypodermic needle. 17 00:00:56,047 --> 00:00:58,242 No, I did not get the "lube". 18 00:00:58,287 --> 00:00:59,640 See you in a minute. 19 00:00:59,687 --> 00:01:02,918 Uh, something's just come up. Yeah, I'll see you at the airport. 20 00:01:02,967 --> 00:01:04,923 I should explain... 21 00:01:04,967 --> 00:01:07,356 Really, there's no need. 22 00:01:07,407 --> 00:01:09,443 Please don't pull me into your emotional fuck-piel 23 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:14,641 That was my long-term partner, who's been away. So... 24 00:01:14,687 --> 00:01:16,598 I'm going to tell Jez! 25 00:01:16,647 --> 00:01:18,046 Right. 26 00:01:18,087 --> 00:01:19,839 Although maybe I shouldn't. 27 00:01:19,887 --> 00:01:23,516 Isn't there a saying, "Whatever you don't know makes you stronger"? 28 00:01:23,567 --> 00:01:26,035 - No. - You're probably right. 29 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:28,203 Although... maybe you should tell him. 30 00:01:28,247 --> 00:01:30,442 It might be nicer coming from you. 31 00:01:30,487 --> 00:01:32,125 Nicer for who? For you? 32 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:36,080 Great. I'm the Man Who Knew Too Much. Thanks, ears(l) 33 00:01:37,487 --> 00:01:40,923 So, you'll buy tissue paper for me to physically wipe my sphincter, 34 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:42,480 but you won't buy a bit of lube 35 00:01:42,527 --> 00:01:44,518 to ease the giving and receiving of pleasure? 36 00:01:44,567 --> 00:01:47,400 Uh-huh. That's right. Should I tell him? 37 00:01:47,447 --> 00:01:49,438 Really don't want to. 38 00:01:49,487 --> 00:01:52,285 Is that because I don't want to see a friend hurt, or can't be arsed 39 00:01:52,327 --> 00:01:53,396 with the massive hassle? 40 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,120 So, Johnson's invited me round to his new place. 41 00:01:56,167 --> 00:01:57,805 Not sure why. Could be anything. 42 00:01:57,847 --> 00:02:01,396 Business? Pleasure? He probably just wants to shoot the shit. 43 00:02:01,447 --> 00:02:03,005 He won't want to shoot the shit. 44 00:02:03,047 --> 00:02:06,642 He's probably got loads of arsehole mates that he goes white-water rafting 45 00:02:06,687 --> 00:02:09,076 and shooting the shit and killing strippers with the whole time. 46 00:02:09,127 --> 00:02:11,118 What's... this? 47 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:14,842 It's Elena's birthday present - a bust of her head! It's not finished. 48 00:02:14,887 --> 00:02:19,324 - What? Do you think it's weird? - No. A thousand times, no. 49 00:02:19,367 --> 00:02:21,198 I've got loads of other presents, this is just the topper. 50 00:02:21,247 --> 00:02:26,605 So... everything going good, with Elena, do you feel? 51 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,285 Amazing! 52 00:02:28,327 --> 00:02:33,196 It's impossible to say just how great she is just using stupid words. 53 00:02:33,247 --> 00:02:37,638 Maybe one day you'll fall in love and then you'll understand. 54 00:02:37,687 --> 00:02:40,042 Uh-huh, maybe. Could wipe that patronising smile 55 00:02:40,087 --> 00:02:42,317 off his face with the truthl 56 00:02:42,367 --> 00:02:45,837 No. Be like picking off innocent bystanders with a sniper rifle. 57 00:02:45,887 --> 00:02:49,323 Fun at first, but it would quickly become a depressing chore. 58 00:02:51,287 --> 00:02:54,404 My God, is this Johnson's recession residence? 59 00:02:54,447 --> 00:02:57,200 Not much to look at, but then apparently Sugar actually operates 60 00:02:57,247 --> 00:02:59,556 out of a refurbed Autofix garage. 61 00:03:00,327 --> 00:03:02,045 Mark! Hello. 62 00:03:02,087 --> 00:03:03,884 - Hi, Alan. - Don't come in. 63 00:03:03,927 --> 00:03:05,406 Oh? No? 64 00:03:05,447 --> 00:03:07,085 - One question. - Yes? 65 00:03:07,127 --> 00:03:09,004 Do you want to make shedloads of freaking money? 66 00:03:09,047 --> 00:03:10,526 Um... yes. 67 00:03:10,567 --> 00:03:11,636 Then come in! 68 00:03:11,687 --> 00:03:14,326 He's taken a shine to mel He's singled me outl 69 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:17,245 Here's my pitch. New management consultancy. 70 00:03:17,287 --> 00:03:18,845 You and me. 71 00:03:18,887 --> 00:03:22,084 I'm the face, you're the... tendons and grisly shit under the surface. 72 00:03:22,127 --> 00:03:23,162 Whaddya say? 73 00:03:23,207 --> 00:03:24,720 Oh, my God. 74 00:03:24,767 --> 00:03:26,644 I don't know! Really? 75 00:03:26,687 --> 00:03:28,803 Look at you! You're like the fat girl 76 00:03:28,847 --> 00:03:30,917 who's just been asked to the school disco! 77 00:03:30,967 --> 00:03:32,923 Well, yeah... My only hesitation is 78 00:03:32,967 --> 00:03:36,960 that I don't have any actual experience of management consulting... 79 00:03:37,007 --> 00:03:39,567 In. Fire 30% of the workforce. 80 00:03:39,607 --> 00:03:41,723 New logo. Boom! Out! 81 00:03:41,767 --> 00:03:44,042 You are now a fully trained management consultant. 82 00:03:44,087 --> 00:03:45,759 (LAUGHS) Great! 83 00:03:45,807 --> 00:03:46,842 Follow me. 84 00:03:46,887 --> 00:03:49,037 Finallyl I'm being groomedl 85 00:03:49,087 --> 00:03:52,159 Up the pink-carpeted stairway to business abuse. 86 00:03:52,207 --> 00:03:54,516 Welcome to the nerve centre. 87 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,239 OK. 88 00:03:56,287 --> 00:03:58,642 Well, there's no point in maxing out on overheads 89 00:03:58,687 --> 00:04:00,962 until the clients come flooding in, right? 90 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:04,158 Right. Smart. Very smart. 91 00:04:04,207 --> 00:04:06,596 First things first - let's hook up the printer. 92 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:09,036 Urgh. Alan's pyjamas. 93 00:04:09,087 --> 00:04:11,555 Probably still warm. Under the duvet. 94 00:04:11,607 --> 00:04:14,883 No-one should see under the duvet. 95 00:04:14,927 --> 00:04:18,715 Good old Vista. People give it a bad press, but I'm never upgrading! 96 00:04:18,767 --> 00:04:21,600 Why would I? It just feels like a good pair of jeans. 97 00:04:21,647 --> 00:04:24,036 You fancy making us some builder's tea? 98 00:04:24,087 --> 00:04:27,477 Wow. Amazingl I'm working with Johnsonl OK! 99 00:04:27,527 --> 00:04:29,438 I've grasped the talcum powder of powerl 100 00:04:29,487 --> 00:04:32,559 Could slip it into my pocket as a memento. Hi, Suze. 101 00:04:32,607 --> 00:04:34,120 Mark. Tea's there. 102 00:04:34,167 --> 00:04:36,761 Will you tell him his phone's charged? 103 00:04:36,807 --> 00:04:38,843 Er, right. Sure. 104 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:40,559 Suze, where's the big scissors? 105 00:04:40,607 --> 00:04:42,120 Have you moved the big scissors?! 106 00:04:42,167 --> 00:04:44,920 Tell him they're in the clingfilm drawer. 107 00:04:44,967 --> 00:04:46,639 Right, I've got to go out - audition. 108 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,439 Oh, brilliant, what is it? 109 00:04:48,487 --> 00:04:50,796 It's a stage version of that movie Crash. 110 00:04:50,847 --> 00:04:53,441 You know, the one where all the different races are all the same 111 00:04:53,487 --> 00:04:55,398 but they're all a bit different, and it's all fine. 112 00:04:55,447 --> 00:04:57,438 The blackies and the whities, etc. 113 00:04:57,487 --> 00:04:59,125 That's an interesting message. 114 00:04:59,167 --> 00:05:02,284 It is, actually. I'm playing a whitie, as you can imagine! 115 00:05:02,327 --> 00:05:04,921 - Right! Typecast again(!) - Exactly! 116 00:05:04,967 --> 00:05:08,243 Builder's tea. I suppose that's middle-class slang. 117 00:05:08,287 --> 00:05:10,755 We don't coin much slang in the middle classes. 118 00:05:10,807 --> 00:05:14,766 "Pants". "Mare". "Ooh, I'm having a mare, this builder's tea came out pants. " 119 00:05:14,807 --> 00:05:18,197 Right. Suze says your phone's charged. 120 00:05:18,247 --> 00:05:19,362 Did you make the bed? 121 00:05:19,407 --> 00:05:21,363 - Er... no. - You're not my wife, Mark. 122 00:05:21,407 --> 00:05:24,717 I had a wife. I don't need another bullet in the head. 123 00:05:24,767 --> 00:05:26,166 OK, righty, righty. 124 00:05:26,207 --> 00:05:29,199 I made his bed and got his tea. I am his wife. 125 00:05:29,247 --> 00:05:30,919 First things first - funding. 126 00:05:30,967 --> 00:05:34,084 I reckon we need to each put in a two-er. Good? 127 00:05:34,127 --> 00:05:36,641 Oh, right? 2,000? 128 00:05:36,687 --> 00:05:39,042 Two million? £2? 129 00:05:39,087 --> 00:05:42,159 Equal partners. 2K. Straight down the middle. 130 00:05:42,207 --> 00:05:45,916 Lamps and JT. Working together in perfect harmony. What do you reckon? 131 00:05:45,967 --> 00:05:51,405 I suppose... if I got an equity release on the flat, then... Yes! 132 00:05:51,447 --> 00:05:53,438 Great. Gotta be cash, yeah? 133 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:56,206 - Cash? - When the banks collapse, 134 00:05:56,247 --> 00:05:58,761 the stud holding cash is gonna get a lot of blow jobs, know what I mean? 135 00:05:58,807 --> 00:06:01,685 Er, OK... fine. Oh, my Godl 136 00:06:01,727 --> 00:06:04,036 I'm bumping fistsl I'm in bed with Johnsonl 137 00:06:04,087 --> 00:06:05,156 Oh, for freak's sake! 138 00:06:05,207 --> 00:06:07,163 Are you going to need to print anything today, Mark? 139 00:06:07,207 --> 00:06:09,437 Er, I don't know. 140 00:06:09,487 --> 00:06:11,045 No. I should be fine. 141 00:06:11,087 --> 00:06:12,440 That was the correct answer. 142 00:06:14,887 --> 00:06:16,843 Hello! 143 00:06:16,887 --> 00:06:19,685 Oh, hello. You OK here? 144 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:22,241 Great. Join us. Tell us about your day, dude. 145 00:06:22,287 --> 00:06:23,515 Got to get out of the killing field. 146 00:06:23,567 --> 00:06:25,205 Oh, fine. The meeting with Johnson 147 00:06:25,247 --> 00:06:26,839 was just about starting up a management consultancy, 148 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,606 so I'm definitely going to do that. See you in a bit. 149 00:06:29,647 --> 00:06:33,276 Oh, my God! That's so exciting! Tell us all about it! 150 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:37,400 Yeah... I should probably leave you two alone to talk about 151 00:06:37,447 --> 00:06:39,836 whatever important subject you were talking about. 152 00:06:39,887 --> 00:06:43,038 Oh, we were just chatting about having a mini-break in Crete. 153 00:06:43,087 --> 00:06:46,124 Maybe. Maybe having a mini-break. 154 00:06:46,167 --> 00:06:49,796 There's no war or bomb shit in Crete, is there? 155 00:06:49,847 --> 00:06:50,996 No, I don't think so. 156 00:06:51,047 --> 00:06:53,481 Cool. I'll get some voddy. 157 00:06:53,527 --> 00:06:55,916 He's excitedl He's checking out the sumptuous menu options 158 00:06:55,967 --> 00:07:00,085 on the SS Titanic. So I take it you haven't told him? 159 00:07:00,127 --> 00:07:02,561 Well, I was going to. But then I was like, 160 00:07:02,607 --> 00:07:05,405 "Maybe wait until he's not holding a big kitchen knife." 161 00:07:05,447 --> 00:07:08,041 - You have to tell him. - Tell him what? 162 00:07:08,087 --> 00:07:10,840 - Nothing. - What's up? What's going on? 163 00:07:10,887 --> 00:07:12,878 Oh, God. 164 00:07:12,927 --> 00:07:14,121 OK. 165 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:16,635 Go on. Tell him, Mark. 166 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:19,155 What? Why me? You tell him. 167 00:07:19,207 --> 00:07:21,675 - Well, I don't want to tell him. - What? 168 00:07:21,727 --> 00:07:23,126 I'm not saying. I refuse. 169 00:07:23,167 --> 00:07:25,397 Well, I don't want to say. I can't. 170 00:07:25,447 --> 00:07:26,721 Look, what the hell is going on? 171 00:07:29,287 --> 00:07:32,279 Oh, for God's sake. 172 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:37,481 Jez, Elena has a long-term, live-in lover. 173 00:07:37,527 --> 00:07:40,439 You're just a fuck-job on the side. 174 00:07:40,487 --> 00:07:42,079 What?! Elena? 175 00:07:42,127 --> 00:07:44,322 That was pretty brutal, Mark. 176 00:07:44,367 --> 00:07:46,278 I'm sorry, Jez. 177 00:07:46,327 --> 00:07:49,319 You're much more than a fuck-job. 178 00:07:49,367 --> 00:07:50,561 How long have you known? 179 00:07:50,607 --> 00:07:52,802 I heard them talking on the phone a couple of days ago. 180 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,805 You've known for two whole days? That's sick. 181 00:07:55,847 --> 00:07:58,964 Look, I'm not the guilty person here, Jeremy! 182 00:07:59,007 --> 00:08:00,918 You're shooting the messenger. 183 00:08:00,967 --> 00:08:02,605 Shoot each other! 184 00:08:02,647 --> 00:08:06,959 JEREMY: What a bastard. Destroys my perfect love just cos it's built on lies. 185 00:08:07,007 --> 00:08:09,805 So this thing, is it serious? 186 00:08:09,847 --> 00:08:11,075 It's complicated. 187 00:08:11,127 --> 00:08:12,799 Oh, right. 188 00:08:12,847 --> 00:08:14,803 Is he dying? 189 00:08:14,847 --> 00:08:17,680 Is it a poet in a diving bell? 190 00:08:17,727 --> 00:08:21,276 Is it really sad and weird but soon he'll be gone? 191 00:08:21,327 --> 00:08:23,921 No. We've been together for a number of years 192 00:08:23,967 --> 00:08:26,561 and we are committed and in love. 193 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,757 Oh, shit. 194 00:08:28,807 --> 00:08:30,399 I'm so sorry, Jez. 195 00:08:30,447 --> 00:08:34,486 I just thought you and me would be one night of fun, and then I got 196 00:08:34,527 --> 00:08:40,238 sucked in, and we got serious, and Gail was away travelling... 197 00:08:42,567 --> 00:08:46,526 Gail? As in... a woman? 198 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:50,162 This love rival is a chick? 199 00:08:50,207 --> 00:08:51,720 Yeah. 200 00:08:51,767 --> 00:08:53,837 Are you disgusted? 201 00:08:53,887 --> 00:08:56,037 Is that a problem for you? 202 00:08:58,167 --> 00:09:00,761 MARK: £2,000. Oh, God. 203 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:03,241 The Halifax Top Savers Account is finally dry. 204 00:09:03,287 --> 00:09:05,118 The last of the Corrigan millions. 205 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:07,283 Mark, you dick! 206 00:09:07,327 --> 00:09:08,840 You've got it all wrong, again! 207 00:09:08,887 --> 00:09:09,956 Hello? What? 208 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:12,885 Everything's going to be fine! The other guy is a woman! 209 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,599 They're both two women! 210 00:09:14,647 --> 00:09:17,719 So it doesn't bother you, her being in a relationship with someone else? 211 00:09:17,767 --> 00:09:23,399 Well, a bit, but basically, not really. 212 00:09:23,447 --> 00:09:26,086 I mean, me and this Gail, we're just eating 213 00:09:26,127 --> 00:09:29,324 from different sides of the plate. I play woodwind, she's on brass! 214 00:09:29,367 --> 00:09:32,564 Elena's betrayed you. How does it make a difference that it's with a woman? 215 00:09:32,607 --> 00:09:34,325 Because it's hot! 216 00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:36,642 Even a dried-up, desiccated old Bran Flake on toast like you 217 00:09:36,687 --> 00:09:38,245 should be able to see that. 218 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:41,006 MARK: If I'm a Bran Flake, he's a slutty Sugar Puff. 219 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:47,037 Urgh. Can't really take more than one lengthy toilet break per morning. 220 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,759 The downtime here is nonexistent. 221 00:09:48,807 --> 00:09:50,559 - Anything? - I'm sorry? 222 00:09:50,607 --> 00:09:52,120 In the loo. How did it go? 223 00:09:52,167 --> 00:09:53,919 You want to know if I? 224 00:09:53,967 --> 00:09:57,437 Ideas, leads, pitches? Did you not come up with anything? 225 00:09:57,487 --> 00:09:58,715 I was on the loo, Alan. 226 00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:01,679 Oh! Can you two keep it down a bit? 227 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:04,480 Listen, I've ordered up 1,000 business cards. 228 00:10:04,527 --> 00:10:07,246 I hope you don't mind, but I had to make a call on the name. 229 00:10:07,287 --> 00:10:09,755 Oh, fine. I liked them both. 230 00:10:09,807 --> 00:10:12,241 Which did you go for? Consultio or Consultius? 231 00:10:12,287 --> 00:10:14,642 Consultio / Consultius. 232 00:10:14,687 --> 00:10:17,360 - How do you mean? - Oh, for God's sake! 233 00:10:17,407 --> 00:10:20,922 I wonder if Mrs Sugar's allowed to sleep in the boardroom. 234 00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:24,755 The name is Consultio / Consultius. Got both bases covered. 235 00:10:24,807 --> 00:10:27,162 I've got our cover letter ready to print up. 236 00:10:27,207 --> 00:10:32,804 Right, and as of now, Alan, how many solid contracts or leads do we have? 237 00:10:32,847 --> 00:10:35,441 That's for me to know and you to find out! 238 00:10:35,487 --> 00:10:37,000 Print, you damnable fudger! 239 00:10:37,047 --> 00:10:38,639 Maybe there's a connection problem. 240 00:10:38,687 --> 00:10:42,123 - Alan, the printer's not connected. - No, it's wireless. 241 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:44,522 It's not wireless. It doesn't say "wireless". 242 00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:48,685 It needs wires. Shall I say, or live in his dream world? 243 00:10:48,727 --> 00:10:52,003 Screw it. Sort it later. Stick it on the laterbase. 244 00:10:52,047 --> 00:10:54,925 Good. I'm sure it'll work... later... 245 00:10:54,967 --> 00:10:56,082 (RINGING) 246 00:10:56,127 --> 00:10:57,116 Hello? 247 00:10:57,167 --> 00:10:58,441 Mark, tell him I'm going out. 248 00:10:58,487 --> 00:11:00,717 - Where? - Anywhere. Milk. 249 00:11:00,767 --> 00:11:03,565 ...Scotch Tape it, buddy. Where'd Suze go? 250 00:11:03,607 --> 00:11:05,325 Er... to get milk. 251 00:11:05,367 --> 00:11:06,925 But we already have milk. 252 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,401 I don't think it's really about the milk. 253 00:11:09,447 --> 00:11:13,759 Well, what is it about, Mark, if you're the big expert? 254 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,240 I know she's seeing someone. 255 00:11:15,287 --> 00:11:18,518 Is it that guy from the SMEG oven shop or the monk she's e-mailing? 256 00:11:18,567 --> 00:11:19,841 I... don't know. 257 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,878 Oh, you don't know? 258 00:11:21,927 --> 00:11:23,838 Then maybe you should keep your trap shut. 259 00:11:23,887 --> 00:11:25,002 Did that occur to you? 260 00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:29,684 So when are your 2,000 notes gonna make their appearance? 261 00:11:29,727 --> 00:11:33,163 Oh, yeah, right, soon. Don't tell him it's in my pocket. 262 00:11:33,207 --> 00:11:35,516 Tell him it's not in my pocket. 263 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:38,400 Although I was wondering whether, in the current climate, 264 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:41,359 it'll be possible to recoup such a big investment in terms of... 265 00:11:41,407 --> 00:11:44,922 Relax, Mark. You've seen this from the Sales Direct guys? 266 00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:48,039 They say they look forward to hearing from us in the future. 267 00:11:48,087 --> 00:11:50,157 They "look forward to it". 268 00:11:50,207 --> 00:11:52,880 Now, what about that doesn't spell to you serious interest? 269 00:11:52,927 --> 00:11:56,078 Right. Just keep nodding and smiling. 270 00:11:56,127 --> 00:11:59,244 Nodding and smiling like Colonel Gaddafi's psychoanalyst. 271 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,884 It's great, isn't it, having an affair? 272 00:12:02,927 --> 00:12:04,485 It is exciting. 273 00:12:04,527 --> 00:12:07,678 Like this morning when you called, and I thought, "Oh, hell!" 274 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:12,437 But then I told Gail you were someone else, and she bought it! 275 00:12:12,487 --> 00:12:14,000 It was totally mad. 276 00:12:14,047 --> 00:12:17,960 - (LAUGHS) Yeah. Mad, mad shit. - (DOOR OPENS) 277 00:12:18,007 --> 00:12:19,679 Oh, bollocks... Gail! Just follow my lead. 278 00:12:19,727 --> 00:12:22,161 Heading for a threesomel A sexy lesbo threesomel 279 00:12:22,207 --> 00:12:23,799 Hi! 280 00:12:23,847 --> 00:12:26,645 I thought you were going from the restaurant straight to your Mensa party. 281 00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:28,325 Shirt too much? 282 00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:31,086 Shit, do I possibly look a total dick here? 283 00:12:31,127 --> 00:12:32,116 Who's, er? 284 00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,681 Oh, he's just getting some dope. Jeremy, Gail. 285 00:12:34,727 --> 00:12:38,640 - Hi, how are you doing? - Good. Just another local pothead. 286 00:12:38,687 --> 00:12:41,520 That's me! I live upstairs. Buy the pot here, take it there. 287 00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:44,445 That's my system. If you can call it a system. 288 00:12:44,487 --> 00:12:46,079 Cool. 289 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,237 (WHISPERS) You should go. 290 00:12:49,287 --> 00:12:52,597 She'll sniff us out. She's in Mensa, she is a genius. 291 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,400 OK, well, see you around, neighbour! 292 00:12:55,447 --> 00:12:59,281 Not so clever now I'm humping your girlfriend, are you? 293 00:12:59,327 --> 00:13:02,478 You might be a big Mensan, but you haven't figured that one out, eh? 294 00:13:02,527 --> 00:13:04,483 Bye! 295 00:13:05,807 --> 00:13:09,038 It's perfect. Happy birthday, Elena. 296 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:13,284 Where's real Elena? Aren't you cooking her a birthday breakfast? 297 00:13:13,327 --> 00:13:15,079 She texted to say she couldn't make it. 298 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,846 Gail took the morning off work and surprised her. 299 00:13:17,887 --> 00:13:21,197 - Oh, right. How's the affair going? - Good. Yeah, it's hot. 300 00:13:21,247 --> 00:13:23,477 We were going to watch The Wrestler last night, 301 00:13:23,527 --> 00:13:27,122 but she'd already seen it with Gail, so we watched Grand Designs. 302 00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:31,319 And then Gail came home and so I had to leave. But yeah, pretty hot. 303 00:13:31,367 --> 00:13:33,085 Right. Great. 304 00:13:33,127 --> 00:13:35,766 Tell you what, shall I make us both some pancakes? 305 00:13:35,807 --> 00:13:37,206 Actually, man, that would be really nice. 306 00:13:37,247 --> 00:13:38,362 (MOBILE BEEPING) 307 00:13:38,407 --> 00:13:40,204 Urgh. Big Suze. 308 00:13:40,247 --> 00:13:42,761 She keeps leaving these endless messages 309 00:13:42,807 --> 00:13:44,240 about how pissed off she is with Johnson 310 00:13:44,287 --> 00:13:45,766 and how he goes around writing his name 311 00:13:45,807 --> 00:13:48,367 on all the fruit and if she accidentally eats a Johnson orange, 312 00:13:48,407 --> 00:13:49,396 he totally loses it. 313 00:13:49,447 --> 00:13:52,439 - How's it going with Consultiarium? - Brilliant. 314 00:13:52,487 --> 00:13:55,718 Yeah. Great. And one good thing is I'm worrying 315 00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:58,725 quite a lot of the time whether Johnson isn't totally losing his nut. 316 00:13:58,767 --> 00:13:59,756 Really? 317 00:13:59,807 --> 00:14:04,562 Yeah. I look at him sometimes now and think, "Has Daddy's hat fallen off?" 318 00:14:04,607 --> 00:14:06,245 "Daddy's hat"? 319 00:14:06,287 --> 00:14:10,803 Yes, has Daddy's hat fallen off and he's just standing there, naked? 320 00:14:10,847 --> 00:14:12,166 I don't know. 321 00:14:12,207 --> 00:14:13,765 - He'll probably be fine. - (BEEPING) 322 00:14:13,807 --> 00:14:16,719 Er, Mark, maybe scratch the pancakes. 323 00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:18,485 Gail's gone out to Pilates, I've got a window. 324 00:14:18,527 --> 00:14:20,119 - You've been summoned. - Exactly. 325 00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:21,725 Back to the coalface. 326 00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:25,123 Right, OK, keys, condoms, present. 327 00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:28,477 OK, off to my affair. See you later. 328 00:14:30,007 --> 00:14:31,725 MARK: "Show me the money, Mark." 329 00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:34,281 What am I going to do? Is it going to be OK? 330 00:14:34,327 --> 00:14:37,000 It doesn't feel OK. He seems mental. 331 00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:39,402 And that's the front room, naturally. 332 00:14:39,447 --> 00:14:40,562 Jez, why are they? 333 00:14:40,607 --> 00:14:43,724 Relax. It's just a couple of neighbours come down to have 334 00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:46,042 a chat about you getting a job in a Mexican restaurant. 335 00:14:46,087 --> 00:14:48,203 What? No. No, Jeremy. 336 00:14:48,247 --> 00:14:51,478 Gail walked in out of the blue again. And I thought, 337 00:14:51,527 --> 00:14:55,202 wouldn't it be great if you were to track her movements for me? 338 00:14:55,247 --> 00:14:55,804 What?! 339 00:14:55,847 --> 00:14:58,202 So you're the guy who wants to work in a Mexican restaurant? 340 00:14:58,247 --> 00:15:01,159 - Er... - Yup. Yes, he is. Sign him up! 341 00:15:01,207 --> 00:15:05,246 Right, booze. Oh, I don't believe it, I've forgotten to get booze! 342 00:15:05,287 --> 00:15:08,723 - I'm not a big drinker, anyway, so... - Nonsense. I'll pop to the offy. 343 00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:12,965 And, Elena, you wanted me to remind you about the thing. 344 00:15:13,007 --> 00:15:14,076 The thing? 345 00:15:14,127 --> 00:15:18,120 Oh, Elena! Remember? You said, "My car's on pay and display, 346 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,237 "please remind me!" So I'm just reminding you. 347 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,118 Oh, yeah, right. 348 00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:23,395 I'll walk you down! 349 00:15:23,447 --> 00:15:26,519 You two'll get along great. Gail's a genius. 350 00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:31,721 I'm not a genius. I just have a very high IQ. I'm a Mensan. 351 00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:35,919 It means she's very perceptive. She spots things that other people miss. 352 00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:37,241 She's very highly attuned. 353 00:15:37,287 --> 00:15:39,403 MARK: Great. I'm the fuck-pie's pastry crust. 354 00:15:39,447 --> 00:15:42,564 I'm holding all the disgusting ingredients together. 355 00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:46,236 There's always room at Banditos for an English-speaking gunslinger. 356 00:15:46,287 --> 00:15:50,166 I'm not sure I need to sink to washing up just yet! 357 00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:53,517 It's £100 a shift with tips. You could try a shift and see. 358 00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:55,762 Oh? Maybe I could juggle itl 359 00:15:55,807 --> 00:15:57,843 Johnson by day, Bandito by night. 360 00:15:57,887 --> 00:15:59,764 Rich Mark could give to Poor Mark. 361 00:15:59,807 --> 00:16:02,924 I could be the Zorro of myselfl That could be interesting. 362 00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:05,197 The timing's quite good, actually, because I've got 363 00:16:05,247 --> 00:16:07,317 - a couple of staff who are moving on. - (BEEPING) 364 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,165 "Me N E goin bed at herzl 365 00:16:10,207 --> 00:16:13,438 "Kp Gail swet. Thnx, Jez." 366 00:16:13,487 --> 00:16:15,637 - Oh, Godl - Great, call me at the restaurant. 367 00:16:15,687 --> 00:16:17,598 Will you tell E I've grabbed an early one? 368 00:16:17,647 --> 00:16:20,002 Don't go. Stay. 369 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,765 - Why? - Why? 370 00:16:21,807 --> 00:16:24,116 Why. "Why?" she asks. 371 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:27,079 Yes, why? Because I've got one or two questions. 372 00:16:27,127 --> 00:16:31,882 For instance, delineate for me, if you can, 373 00:16:31,927 --> 00:16:35,840 the main points of difference between the burrito and the enchilada. 374 00:16:35,887 --> 00:16:38,560 There's a video, Mark. I'm going to go. 375 00:16:38,607 --> 00:16:40,916 No, I really, really want you to stay. 376 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,401 I'm in a relationship, Mark. 377 00:16:43,447 --> 00:16:45,244 Oh, no, God, I didn't mean... 378 00:16:45,287 --> 00:16:47,755 And it's a same-sex relationship. 379 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:48,922 No, I'm sorry, I... 380 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:52,926 And I don't find you attractive, even speaking objectively. 381 00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:58,360 Great. The big triple. Uninterested, unavailable and physically repulsed. 382 00:16:58,407 --> 00:17:00,238 Come on! We've got a window! 383 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,800 I'm just not in the mood, Jeremy. 384 00:17:01,847 --> 00:17:04,077 Oh! Do you think I was in the mood this morning? 385 00:17:04,127 --> 00:17:06,595 Of course I wasn't, but I didn't let that stop me, did I? 386 00:17:06,647 --> 00:17:08,922 We need to be more careful. 387 00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:11,356 Gail's in Mensa, for God's sake. 388 00:17:11,407 --> 00:17:13,125 She reads books for fun! 389 00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:16,318 We should go back. You go first, I'll leave it five minutes. 390 00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:17,925 Fine. 391 00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:20,242 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Hello! I'm back! 392 00:17:20,287 --> 00:17:23,359 And I got the booze. 393 00:17:23,407 --> 00:17:24,157 Rum? 394 00:17:24,207 --> 00:17:27,438 Yeah, yeah, I got some rum. Everyone likes rum, don't they? 395 00:17:27,487 --> 00:17:31,799 And I have to admit, I had a little bit on the way back. 396 00:17:31,847 --> 00:17:35,362 You drank half a bottle of rum on your way back from the shop? 397 00:17:35,407 --> 00:17:38,240 You know how it is when you can't wait a second to get 398 00:17:38,287 --> 00:17:40,357 a hit of that neat, sweet rum. 399 00:17:45,127 --> 00:17:47,721 MARK: Maybe I dodged a bullet with Alan. 400 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,918 I can take my two grand and head to the hills with the Banditosl 401 00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:52,366 All set? Got your swipe fob? 402 00:17:52,407 --> 00:17:53,999 - Check! - Remember the opener? 403 00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:57,835 "Hey, can I get some nachos or margaritas to kick you hombres off?" 404 00:17:57,887 --> 00:17:59,639 Great! Now get out there and work that tush. 405 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,803 Tits and teeth, Mark, tits and teeth! 406 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,485 Oh, God, this is terrifying. 407 00:18:03,527 --> 00:18:06,485 Just me and the public and some laminated menus for protection. 408 00:18:06,527 --> 00:18:08,006 OK, here goesl 409 00:18:08,047 --> 00:18:11,926 Hi, guys, party of four? Let me show you to a table. 410 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:15,880 I'll grab you some menus, but first can I get some nachos, 411 00:18:15,927 --> 00:18:19,636 margaritas or something soft for the little guys, to kick you hombres off? 412 00:18:19,687 --> 00:18:23,726 I improvisedl I'm the Miles Davis of Mexican restaurant waiting staffl 413 00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:26,600 Just some menus and a jug of tap water, please. 414 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,400 Uh-ohl Skinflint alert. Urghl What have I become? 415 00:18:29,447 --> 00:18:31,836 It's his legal right, by Godl 416 00:18:31,887 --> 00:18:32,842 Mark? 417 00:18:32,887 --> 00:18:35,720 Hello? Alan? Oh, fuck. Oh, no. 418 00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:37,485 - You got the message, then. - Message? 419 00:18:37,527 --> 00:18:40,325 - About meeting here. You clearly got it. - Er... yeah. 420 00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:42,085 I was worried. 421 00:18:42,127 --> 00:18:43,958 But hey, you're here. 422 00:18:44,007 --> 00:18:46,999 This is Colin and Naz from Sales Direct. 423 00:18:47,047 --> 00:18:50,357 Hi, there. Shitl Daddy's hat is back onl 424 00:18:50,407 --> 00:18:51,965 This is my business partner. 425 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:54,202 - My wing man. - Mark Corrigan. 426 00:18:55,047 --> 00:18:57,003 - Mark? - Oh, not nowl 427 00:18:57,047 --> 00:18:58,002 Table four? 428 00:18:58,047 --> 00:18:59,400 Sure thing. 429 00:18:59,447 --> 00:19:01,563 - What was that? - Nothing. 430 00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:06,005 Are you working here? 431 00:19:06,047 --> 00:19:08,515 Yes. Of course. I've mentioned that, 432 00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:12,879 - I'm sure. So, you're all set for menus. - No, you definitely didn't mention 433 00:19:12,927 --> 00:19:15,316 that you'd started working in a Mexican restaurant. 434 00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:19,679 It's just part-time. I'm still your wing man, Alan. 435 00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:20,955 Great to meet you guys. 436 00:19:21,007 --> 00:19:23,805 What area are you interested in us taking a look at for you fellas? 437 00:19:23,847 --> 00:19:25,565 Table four, Mark. 438 00:19:25,607 --> 00:19:27,404 - I ought to be going. - Cool. Cool. 439 00:19:27,447 --> 00:19:29,403 I'm just settling these guys in. 440 00:19:29,447 --> 00:19:33,042 Can I get you hombres some nachos or margaritas to kick off with? 441 00:19:33,087 --> 00:19:36,682 Well, we're grateful you've done all this upfront. 442 00:19:36,727 --> 00:19:39,366 Don't thank me, thank the Microsoft Office family. 443 00:19:39,407 --> 00:19:42,399 PowerPoint, Excel and Word - the three amigos. 444 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,722 So, what's your MO? 445 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,758 - Well... - Can we get some menus, please? 446 00:19:46,807 --> 00:19:49,162 Hold that thought, Colin, hold that thought a second. 447 00:19:49,207 --> 00:19:51,402 Just got to cold-shoulder the shit-munchers 448 00:19:51,447 --> 00:19:53,199 before I service the big swinging dicks. 449 00:19:53,247 --> 00:19:54,965 - Can we order some drinks? - Nope. 450 00:19:55,007 --> 00:19:57,840 OK! Right, let's get into this mother. 451 00:19:57,887 --> 00:20:00,799 We're going to have the early bird menu, please. 452 00:20:00,847 --> 00:20:02,280 No, you're not, it's 8.03. 453 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,841 OK, Mark, look. Working with Colin and Naz here, 454 00:20:04,887 --> 00:20:07,799 I think what we need is two executive teams... 455 00:20:07,847 --> 00:20:09,644 Uh-huh. OK, smart, super smart. 456 00:20:09,687 --> 00:20:11,837 I'll do the consulting, the number crunching, 457 00:20:11,887 --> 00:20:13,525 meta-analysis and business plan, 458 00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:17,162 while you cover the fucking off and getting us an ice-cold pitcher of Bud. 459 00:20:17,207 --> 00:20:20,802 OK? See you around. So, fellas, let's get into this now. 460 00:20:22,207 --> 00:20:24,437 Heading for a bedding. 461 00:20:24,487 --> 00:20:28,799 Oh, no. I thought tonight, let's not do it on the bed. 462 00:20:28,847 --> 00:20:31,315 Let's do it on the floor. 463 00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:33,005 - Sexy. - Yeah. 464 00:20:33,047 --> 00:20:35,766 Also I don't want the sheets to smell of you. 465 00:20:35,807 --> 00:20:37,035 Uh-huh. Right. 466 00:20:37,087 --> 00:20:41,877 Well, I'm just afraid that Gail suspects something. She's so clever. 467 00:20:41,927 --> 00:20:44,885 The other day she found that sock and she was like, "What's this?" 468 00:20:44,927 --> 00:20:46,883 - What did you say? - I said I didn't know. 469 00:20:46,927 --> 00:20:47,996 Nice. 470 00:20:49,127 --> 00:20:51,766 Elena, what would you do if she did find out about me? 471 00:20:51,807 --> 00:20:53,843 Who would you choose? 472 00:20:53,887 --> 00:20:55,718 Obviously I'd choose you. 473 00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:56,677 (DOOR SLAMS) 474 00:20:56,727 --> 00:20:58,558 - Hey, honey! - Shit! 475 00:20:58,607 --> 00:21:00,120 - I'm home! - It's Gail. 476 00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:02,806 - You'd better hide! - But you're choosing me? 477 00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:05,441 Sure, sure. Maybe later. 478 00:21:05,487 --> 00:21:09,275 Great. Mr Chosen, on the balcony, in his pants. 479 00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:12,000 Look, I do have limits, you know? 480 00:21:12,047 --> 00:21:14,083 I have self-respect. I might jump! 481 00:21:14,127 --> 00:21:17,597 Come on, Jeremy, we both know you're not going to jump. 482 00:21:19,287 --> 00:21:21,403 Maybe I will jumpl That'd show herl 483 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:24,325 Quite high. Obviously I'm not going to jump. 484 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,597 MARK: Yeah. Pretty good first shift. 485 00:21:26,647 --> 00:21:29,957 Sacked by Johnson from my dream job, but on the plus side, 486 00:21:30,007 --> 00:21:32,396 learnt how to professionally present a key lime pie. 487 00:21:32,447 --> 00:21:34,165 (THUMPING) 488 00:21:34,207 --> 00:21:37,517 What...? Is this some new... thing? 489 00:21:37,567 --> 00:21:41,037 Harassment by flailing washing? 490 00:21:41,087 --> 00:21:42,600 Am I being mocked? 491 00:21:42,647 --> 00:21:45,207 OK, face my persecutors. 492 00:21:45,247 --> 00:21:46,919 - Jeremy? - Mark! 493 00:21:46,967 --> 00:21:49,162 - Bet he's naked. - Mark! 494 00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:52,722 Of course. Jeremy, what was the... thing? 495 00:21:52,767 --> 00:21:55,600 It's some shirts with a tennis ball tied in the end. Good, isn't it? 496 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:56,557 Er... 497 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,279 Look, I'm freezing. Can you throw me a rope? 498 00:21:58,327 --> 00:22:00,477 - I haven't got a rope. - You haven't got a rope? 499 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:04,076 I don't own a rope. I don't own a boat or any cattle 500 00:22:04,127 --> 00:22:06,925 or any of the things that ropes are useful for. 501 00:22:06,967 --> 00:22:08,639 What the hell would you do with a rope anyway? 502 00:22:08,687 --> 00:22:09,881 Climb up it. 503 00:22:09,927 --> 00:22:12,521 Oh, sure. Climb up it using your "strength". 504 00:22:12,567 --> 00:22:14,842 - You could pull me up. - Yeah, I could haul you up 505 00:22:14,887 --> 00:22:15,956 using my "muscles". 506 00:22:16,007 --> 00:22:18,840 - (DOORBELL RINGS) - Shit, who's that? 507 00:22:20,127 --> 00:22:22,721 - Suze. What? - Hi, Mark. 508 00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:25,679 Oh, God, I am in such a mess about Alan! 509 00:22:25,727 --> 00:22:28,321 I don't even know who I am any more. 510 00:22:28,367 --> 00:22:31,643 I can give you a tip. Two words - mental posho. 511 00:22:31,687 --> 00:22:33,006 Is Jez in? 512 00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:34,958 Sort of... But not really. 513 00:22:35,007 --> 00:22:37,965 He's always been so sweet and understanding about my problems. 514 00:22:38,007 --> 00:22:39,565 You might find that's changed a bit 515 00:22:39,607 --> 00:22:41,837 since he stopped wanting to have sex with you. 516 00:22:41,887 --> 00:22:43,366 Where is he? 517 00:22:43,407 --> 00:22:46,717 OK, Jez, she's asleep. 518 00:22:46,767 --> 00:22:48,997 You can come through, but crawl. 519 00:22:49,047 --> 00:22:50,321 Crawl? Right. 520 00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:53,120 Then, if she does wake up, I'll just say you're a pervert 521 00:22:53,167 --> 00:22:55,522 or a dope thief or a sex attacker. 522 00:22:55,567 --> 00:22:57,205 Right! Great. 523 00:22:57,247 --> 00:22:58,646 I'm golden. 524 00:22:58,687 --> 00:23:02,282 This is good. It's sexy, romantic, daring. 525 00:23:02,327 --> 00:23:06,081 I'm like a modern-day Casanova. Raffles, the gentleman perv. 526 00:23:06,127 --> 00:23:07,401 No clothes. 527 00:23:07,447 --> 00:23:10,883 - Ssh! - Raffles doesn't deserve clothes. 528 00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:15,156 Oh! He... He was down there. 529 00:23:15,207 --> 00:23:16,799 But he's gone. 530 00:23:16,847 --> 00:23:21,523 - (DOORBELL RINGS) - All right, Jez, I'm coming! 531 00:23:23,247 --> 00:23:24,157 Alan? 532 00:23:24,207 --> 00:23:26,163 That was some dumb shit you pulled tonight. 533 00:23:26,207 --> 00:23:28,004 Er, yeah, yeah, I know. 534 00:23:28,047 --> 00:23:30,641 But the good news is I nailed the contract. Consultio is go. 535 00:23:30,687 --> 00:23:32,405 Wow, that's brilliant. 536 00:23:32,447 --> 00:23:35,484 Yeah, but here's the thing. I've had a think. It's a biggie, Mark. 537 00:23:35,527 --> 00:23:37,757 But I need manpower. 538 00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:40,685 I need capital. I need you. Are you still in? 539 00:23:40,727 --> 00:23:42,080 Of course I'm still in! 540 00:23:42,127 --> 00:23:45,483 But I can trust you? Will you put your money where your mouth is? 541 00:23:45,527 --> 00:23:47,245 Of course you can trust me. 542 00:23:47,287 --> 00:23:51,519 All the crazy shit we've pulled over the years - JLB, Kettering, 543 00:23:51,567 --> 00:23:56,925 the marketing/sales shitstorm - we're always there for each other, right? 544 00:23:57,967 --> 00:24:00,527 Alan?! You followed me? 545 00:24:00,567 --> 00:24:01,636 Suze? 546 00:24:01,687 --> 00:24:03,757 Oh, I see. 547 00:24:03,807 --> 00:24:05,240 Jeremy. 548 00:24:05,287 --> 00:24:07,881 Got sick of the real world, want the soft play area? 549 00:24:07,927 --> 00:24:09,440 Why didn't you tell me, Mark? 550 00:24:09,487 --> 00:24:12,047 - No, Alan, it's not... - Some wing man you are. 551 00:24:12,087 --> 00:24:13,805 But, Alan... Don't go! 552 00:24:15,047 --> 00:24:16,526 Johnson? 553 00:24:18,567 --> 00:24:20,683 Alan, no! He doesn't deserve that! 554 00:24:23,647 --> 00:24:25,763 He got it for the wrong reasons, 555 00:24:25,807 --> 00:24:30,039 but overall, probably fair do's. 556 00:24:31,207 --> 00:24:32,526 557 00:24:32,567 --> 00:24:35,286 558 00:24:35,327 --> 00:24:38,603 559 00:24:38,647 --> 00:24:42,845