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Hmm. You see?
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See what?
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- The guy.
- Who?
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- Guy in back.
- The black guy?
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- Janet, don't be racist.
- What?
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- You see guy in back?
- Yeah.
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What you think? Steal or no steal?
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- You saw him take something?
- No.
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Because, he does no steal.
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He does no steal because
he's a black guy, brown shoes.
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He's not gonna steal 'cause he's
a black guy with brown shoes on?
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Black guy, brown shoes,
that's a no steal.
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That's a cancel out combo.
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Cancel out combo. Got it.
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One day you take over
store, you have to know,
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steal or no steal.
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I'm not taking over the store. Ever.
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White guy, white shoes, that's a steal.
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Brown woman, blue
jacket, that's a no steal.
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But lesbian, that's girl who is the gay,
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if she whistling... She's a steal.
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But two lesbian, surprise, no steal.
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Even if whistling. Cancel out combo.
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What about a fat Asian gay
man with long straight hair,
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and a black lesbian with a
ponytail and cowboy boots.
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Together. Steal or no steal?
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- That's impossible.
- What's impossible?
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The fat, Asian, gay?
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Appa, there are Asians
who're gay, you know.
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I know. But Asian gay is never fat.
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Only skinny Asian is
the gay. That's rule.
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That's how they doing like that. Yeah.
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For how long? Okay. Yeah.
I find out if he's there.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh. Perfect.
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No, no, tell her nothing.
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It'll be surprise.
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Okay, I will. You too. Bye-bye.
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- Who it?
- Oh, Mrs. Lee.
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Her daughter Grace is in town.
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I'm helping planning visit.
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Hmm.
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So why you look like a cat
with mouse in you mouth?
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- Mouth in my mouse?
- You know what I'm talking.
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Who you surprise?
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Who say anything about surprise?
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"It'll be surprise.
Okay, I will. Bye-bye."
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You shouldn't listen
to private conversation.
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You shouldn't have a
private conversation
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in front of people
who with good hearing.
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- He's in mood.
- I not in mood.
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- Janet. Gerald.
- Hi Appa. Bye Appa.
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Stop!
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- Where you go?
- Oh, our school's having this...
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We're going nowhere. Let's go.
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You in big hurry to go nowhere.
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- Gerald, you say to me.
- Don't.
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- Gerald.
- Uh...
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If it were up to just me,
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- I would tell you, but for Janet...
- Tell.
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- Don't tell.
- Talk.
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- Don't talk.
- Gerald.
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Uh, can we... Can we just go?
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- Don't go.
- You don't go.
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Thanks.
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Hey, Jung.
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When you have a chance can you
please pull these contracts for me?
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Yeah, sure.
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So, how's it going?
Anything new with you?
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No, not really.
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- Did you get a haircut?
- Nope.
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- Same old me.
- Same old me too.
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I mean, not really. But kind of.
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Oh, and I just forwarded
you a request from Ted
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about the SureTech account.
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Grace?
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Jung?
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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How'd you know I work here?
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- You work here?
- Isn't that why you're here?
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- In Toronto?
- No, I mean
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why are you here,
here, at the car rental?
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To rent a car.
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Right, yeah, sorry. I'm
just surprised to see you.
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- I thought you lived in Vancouver.
- I do.
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That's why I need to rent a car here.
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And my Umma told me that...
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That my Umma told her that
this was the place to come.
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- Yeah.
- Yep.
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Terence. This is Terence.
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I feel like maybe he
should help you out.
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Probably for the best.
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Terence, this is Grace Lee.
She'd like to rent a car.
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Great. You've come to the right place.
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- Hey, everything okay?
- All right, be honest with me.
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Did I look like a
complete idiot out there?
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No. You couldn't look
like an idiot if you tried.
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- Seems like I was trying pretty hard.
- What'd I miss?
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- Grace Lee.
- No.
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- Yeah.
- She's here in the office?
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An ex-girlfriend?
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Jung's high school
number one hunny bun-bun.
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So you dated. Who didn't?
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- I wouldn't say as much dating as...
- Kimch!
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I was just gonna say it was mostly sex.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Let's keep things professional here.
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I know how hard it can be to
run into someone at the workplace
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- that you have feelings for...
- Well...
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Or did. Or still do?
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Hey, why's she here? I
thought she hated you.
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I think my umma's still
trying to get us back together.
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That explains why your Umma called
asking what time you were working today.
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- Dude, I'm not your secretary.
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- I should talk to her.
- Well, there are other options,
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but who am I to stand
in the way of love?
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- Excuse me.
- Yeah, of course.
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- Enter the Dragon.
- Once Upon a Time in China: Part Two.
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- Kung Fu Hustle.
- Dragon Lord.
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- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
- IP Man.
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- Five Deadly Venom!
- Five Deadly what?
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- You don't know Five Deadly Venom?
- I know it.
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Best kung fu movie ever.
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See, I told you.
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Mr. Chin, this is Gerald.
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Gerald, you have great taste.
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Thank you.
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So, what is Hapkido Toronto?
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Gerald and I thought it'd be
fun to take a Hapkido class.
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We got a discount through
school. It's pretty cool.
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- Fun?
- Yeah.
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- Discount?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Cool? Aeeshcham.
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Hapkido is a serious, Janet.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah, seriously.
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No, Appa, are you being serious?
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Yeah, this is my serious face.
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- It's pretty serious.
- That's your serious face?
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- Yah, what you talking?
- I'm talking about serious things, Appa.
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Yeah, me too!
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All right then! I'm glad
we got that sorted out.
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Stop!
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Okay, okay, you don't have to beg to me.
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I will teach to you Hapkido.
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I've asked you, like,
100 times about Hapkido
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and you always said no
because I was a girl.
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And now that another man is
teaching me, you're jealous?
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- So jealous.
- I'm not jealous.
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When you is girl, you is too fat,
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can't even bend arm,
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- but now you is ready to learn.
- Whatever. We're fine.
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We like our Hapkido teacher.
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Who is you Hapkido teacher?
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- His name is...
- I think he's like an art teacher.
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You art teacher pimping Korea?
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- Uh...
- No, no, no, can't having like that.
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Only Korean can teach a Korean Hapkido.
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- Show us what you learn.
- Okay.
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Uh, so, this is a wrist lock.
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Grab me here and then I just do...
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Ow!
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Girl, that is so painful!
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I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you.
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You have to be careful, Janet.
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I'm getting older and weaker
just like your father here.
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What you talking?
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Uh, Gerald, try something on me.
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Oh, no, it's okay, Mr. Kim,
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I think I'm might purchase one of these
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- freezers...
- Okay.
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I'm going to attack you slowly.
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You better doing some
Hapkido or you gonna get hurt.
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- Please.
- I attack with my left hand. Huh?
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Here I come Gerald. Oh, so slow.
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What I do, Hapkido save me please.
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Okay, Mr. Kim!
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- Are you okay?
- I just got the wind knocked out of me
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through this new hole in my back.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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So that was weird. Back there.
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Yeah, it was. But whatever.
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Listen, I just wanted to say sorry.
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About what happened in high school.
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What happened in high school?
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The thing I did to make you hate me.
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You're gonna have to be a
bit more specific than that.
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I remember, uh, going to your
house for a family dinner.
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I think I had a little
vodka before I showed up.
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More than a little.
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- I remember punching a tree...
- That was my uncle.
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- I also remember throwing up on a tree.
- Also my uncle.
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You really don't remember that?
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I know I was a bit of an idiot.
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Yeah, you were.
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So, you pretty busy while you're here?
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Lots of meetings.
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So you're all booked up?
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You know, if you're gonna ask
me out, you better hurry up,
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'cause I charge by the hour.
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That didn't sound good.
I meant charge you,
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'cause I'm a lawyer and
not a sex stripper...
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Will you go to dinner with me tonight?
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Yes.
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Why don't you give me a call when
your finished all your meetings.
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I'll have one of my
many assistants call you.
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Wait, I didn't check the car for dents!
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Don't worry, Terence.
I won't tell Shannon.
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I better tell Shannon.
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Appa, what's your problem?
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Holy shit, Mr. Kim!
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You is Bruce Lee and Jet Li all
rolled up into one plump Korean.
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- Gerald, you okay?
- Yeah, I'm all right.
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You centre of gravity is too high.
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Have to bend knee.
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Feet is where power
come from. Like a tree.
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Deep root. Big fruit. You understand?
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- Not really.
- Why you doing like this?
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That's how I was taught.
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No, you have to do like this way.
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Yeah, it's better techniques.
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- You feel that?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Argh!
- That's how you supposed to be feeling.
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Appa, stop. You're showing off.
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- I'm not showing off...
- It does work better.
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That's the way our teacher teaches it
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so that's how we're gonna learn it.
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I am like a TTC, the better way.
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You should challenge their
teacher to a Hapkido duel
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to prove whose fighting
technique is superior.
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He's too busy beating up Gerald.
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Just a friendly contest.
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You teacher could learn lots from me.
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He teach you all wrong.
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Don't tell me, tell him.
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Maybe I will.
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Maybe you should.
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Come on, Gerald.
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I miss it, 'cause there's no
real Koreatown in Vancouver.
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I mean, there's a splash
of it in the West End
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but we're all up in
Coquitlam, Burnaby...
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- The 'burbs.
- Yeah.
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Here seems like the same old.
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Yeah, Koreatown is still Koreatown.
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But North York is coming on strong.
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- Ah. North Koreatown.
- Yeah.
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Though Persians are
definitely moving in.
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00:11:11,811 --> 00:11:14,579
Hey, is that crappy little strip
mall still up there by Sheppard?
249
00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:16,682
You mean the one where
you almost got a tattoo?
250
00:11:16,683 --> 00:11:18,950
- What do you mean almost?
- You're joking.
251
00:11:19,652 --> 00:11:20,952
Am I?
252
00:11:23,222 --> 00:11:25,524
- Good evening.
- A table for Lee, Grace.
253
00:11:26,492 --> 00:11:28,493
Yes, your other guests have arrived.
254
00:11:41,259 --> 00:11:43,093
What are you doing here, Mom?
255
00:11:43,094 --> 00:11:45,562
She always call me Mom when she is mad.
256
00:11:45,563 --> 00:11:47,386
How did you know we were
gonna eat here, Umma?
257
00:11:47,387 --> 00:11:50,422
- He always calls me Umma when he is...
- Umma, please.
258
00:11:50,868 --> 00:11:53,303
- Pastor Choi tell us.
- How did Pastor Choi know?
259
00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:56,339
- He say he hear from Eddie Chan.
- Who's Eddie Chan?
260
00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,642
You know, Eddie Chan. He
cleans up at the church.
261
00:11:58,643 --> 00:11:59,776
Eddie Chan.
262
00:12:00,978 --> 00:12:03,282
Eddie Chan also clean up at
Number 1 Top Class Hair Salon.
263
00:12:03,283 --> 00:12:05,715
- Ah.
- What?
264
00:12:05,716 --> 00:12:09,019
Kimchee's mom, Mrs. Han, owns
Number 1 Top Class Hair Salon.
265
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,755
Look guys, no offence, but
this is a private dinner.
266
00:12:11,756 --> 00:12:14,457
Please. Listen for two
second and then we go.
267
00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:23,099
Long distance relationship
is very hard for young people.
268
00:12:23,301 --> 00:12:27,303
But we is here to help in early
time until you move to same city.
269
00:12:27,805 --> 00:12:29,773
Grace is a lawyer, make more money.
270
00:12:29,774 --> 00:12:31,074
But she is not virgin anymore.
271
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,678
- Umma!
- And Jung is cool, fun guy.
272
00:12:34,679 --> 00:12:36,413
But he is working at car rental.
273
00:12:36,914 --> 00:12:39,149
So, it is good match we think.
274
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:41,885
Every city have car
rental so you can work.
275
00:12:42,453 --> 00:12:44,988
Every city have crime, so you can work.
276
00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:48,158
This is what we is thinking.
277
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,527
This is way over the line, Umma.
278
00:12:50,861 --> 00:12:53,396
This is why I moved to
Vancouver. Because of this.
279
00:12:53,998 --> 00:12:55,298
Sorry, Jung.
280
00:12:56,634 --> 00:12:58,435
- Happy?
- No.
281
00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:00,437
Don't worry, I talk to Eddie Chan...
282
00:13:00,538 --> 00:13:02,572
Don't talk to anybody,
okay? We're done here.
283
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,341
Jung.
284
00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:22,759
Lift arm higher. No, bend knee.
285
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,661
Yeah. Good...
286
00:13:25,496 --> 00:13:27,159
Mr. Kim, I'm not sure
this is a good idea.
287
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,164
No, no, Gerald.
288
00:13:28,165 --> 00:13:30,265
I think we all want to
hear what we're doing wrong.
289
00:13:30,468 --> 00:13:31,634
Yeah.
290
00:13:33,838 --> 00:13:35,104
That's Master Yang.
291
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:40,110
Go on, Appa. Why don't you
teach him a lesson in Hapkido?
292
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:43,046
Why you tell to me your
Hapkido teacher is art teacher?
293
00:13:43,047 --> 00:13:45,014
Technically he's a martial art teacher.
294
00:13:45,015 --> 00:13:47,217
Why you not tell to me it's Master Yang?
295
00:13:47,418 --> 00:13:49,519
You never asked 'cause you never ask.
296
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,554
Your plan is going to backfire.
297
00:13:51,555 --> 00:13:52,655
How?
298
00:13:52,656 --> 00:13:56,025
When he kill me, you
have to take over store.
299
00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:57,393
Grace.
300
00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,529
I knew this was a bad idea.
301
00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:00,630
Yeah.
302
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,298
They're never gonna change.
303
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,834
No, but we still gotta eat. Don't we?
304
00:14:05,336 --> 00:14:07,937
How 'bout some
Jajangmyun. I know a place.
305
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:09,439
No.
306
00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:13,042
I want the greasiest
cheeseburger we can find,
307
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,378
and this much poutine.
308
00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:17,647
Wow, you really do want
to make me throw up.
309
00:14:17,782 --> 00:14:19,382
That's just for me. Get your own.
310
00:14:21,752 --> 00:14:22,852
You know who I am?
311
00:14:23,187 --> 00:14:24,554
Yes, Master Yang.
312
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,360
We have a very important visitor today.
313
00:14:32,229 --> 00:14:34,964
Master Kim is going to demonstrate
314
00:14:34,965 --> 00:14:36,633
his Hapkido technique.
315
00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:38,768
Oh, no, no, no.
316
00:14:38,769 --> 00:14:39,969
Master Yang, I can't.
317
00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:42,805
Please, I have too much respect for you.
318
00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,374
Troy.
319
00:14:45,643 --> 00:14:47,410
Assist Master Kim.
320
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,651
Okay, so, uh,
321
00:14:54,952 --> 00:14:58,555
I learn Hapkido when I was a little boy.
322
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,056
I am rusty.
323
00:15:01,926 --> 00:15:03,560
You, come attack me.
324
00:15:03,561 --> 00:15:04,981
How do you want me to attack you?
325
00:15:05,429 --> 00:15:07,730
I don't know. Any kind you like.
326
00:15:08,499 --> 00:15:09,699
Stop.
327
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,674
- Good luck, Appa.
- Goodbye, Janet.
328
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,448
- Are you ready?
- I ready.
329
00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:27,884
You don't look ready.
You don't look ready!
330
00:15:33,324 --> 00:15:34,857
Sorry. Sorry. You okay?
331
00:15:35,025 --> 00:15:37,560
Yeah, I'm fine.
332
00:15:42,099 --> 00:15:44,567
Very good. Everyone, stand up!
333
00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:54,077
Troy, warm up.
334
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,713
That was impressive.
335
00:15:56,847 --> 00:15:59,282
- Are you okay Appa?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
336
00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:01,377
I really didn't think
he'd call you up there.
337
00:16:06,824 --> 00:16:08,764
Do you know what that means?
338
00:16:08,993 --> 00:16:12,428
The gist of it is, respect your dad.
339
00:16:14,365 --> 00:16:15,465
Understand?
340
00:16:18,836 --> 00:16:21,170
Thank you for your
demonstration, Mr. Kim.
341
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,573
Thank you for your
kindness, Master Yang.
342
00:16:26,343 --> 00:16:29,012
Don't mess with my
student or I mess with you.
343
00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:30,780
Okay.
344
00:16:31,215 --> 00:16:33,116
Thank you for coming, Mr. Kim.
345
00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:35,685
Thank you.
346
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,632
Jung? Hello?
347
00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:51,601
- Jung?
- Umma.
348
00:16:53,003 --> 00:16:54,971
- What are you doing here?
- I feel terrible.
349
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,840
Forget it. Hey, Kimchee! In the shower!
350
00:16:58,242 --> 00:16:59,409
My Umma's here!
351
00:16:59,410 --> 00:17:00,910
Jung.
352
00:17:01,845 --> 00:17:03,479
Am I good Umma?
353
00:17:06,884 --> 00:17:09,953
I understand. I gotta go now.
354
00:17:09,954 --> 00:17:11,521
No, no. Umma...
355
00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:14,290
Hey, Ajuma.
356
00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:16,826
You say he in shower.
357
00:17:17,795 --> 00:17:19,562
- I did.
- I'm not.
358
00:17:20,264 --> 00:17:21,431
Who in shower?
359
00:17:21,899 --> 00:17:24,133
I don't know.
360
00:17:25,903 --> 00:17:28,337
- Oh.
- Oh.
361
00:17:29,707 --> 00:17:31,374
You already know Umma.
362
00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:33,242
You remember Kimchee?
363
00:17:33,611 --> 00:17:35,011
- Sure.
- Hey.
364
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,714
Hey. I'm just gonna go in here.
365
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:39,716
Good idea.
366
00:17:39,717 --> 00:17:41,350
I hope she didn't use my loofah.
367
00:17:41,719 --> 00:17:43,052
I shed like a snake.
368
00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:46,723
So what's happening, huh?
You moving to Vancouver?
369
00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:47,990
No.
370
00:17:48,726 --> 00:17:50,927
- You moving back?
- No.
371
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,964
Oh. It's Mrs. Lee.
372
00:17:55,899 --> 00:17:59,335
Go ahead. Take it. Tell her.
373
00:17:59,336 --> 00:18:00,837
You know you want to.
374
00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:05,877
I'm fine. How are you?
375
00:18:05,909 --> 00:18:08,945
No. Why would I know where Grace is?
376
00:18:09,079 --> 00:18:11,147
No, you sound weird.
377
00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:12,615
Okay, bye-bye.
378
00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:16,018
Wow, Umma. I've never really
seen you hold back before.
379
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,421
Yes, thank you.
380
00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:19,856
You're welcome.
381
00:18:19,957 --> 00:18:21,824
But doesn't matter. She know.
382
00:18:30,034 --> 00:18:31,701
Ha. Very good.
383
00:18:31,935 --> 00:18:33,569
You getting faster, Vijay.
384
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,104
Thank you, Mr. Kim.
385
00:18:38,609 --> 00:18:41,644
- They look so cute.
- Yeah.
386
00:18:41,645 --> 00:18:43,112
Don't let fool you.
387
00:18:43,113 --> 00:18:46,149
Soon they all be black belt
Taekwondo champion. Huh?
388
00:18:46,383 --> 00:18:47,650
They do like this.
389
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,858
Whoa. You know Taekwondo?
390
00:18:55,859 --> 00:18:58,194
Not really but I'm a big fan.
391
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:02,064
- They have Taekwondo in Africa?
- Oh, yeah.
392
00:19:02,366 --> 00:19:05,034
Somalia won silver
393
00:19:05,035 --> 00:19:08,538
- at the 2013 International open.
- Wow. Impressive.
394
00:19:09,406 --> 00:19:11,808
- You don't look Somalian.
- No, I'm not.
395
00:19:11,809 --> 00:19:13,876
Just a Taekwondo fact, man.
396
00:19:14,078 --> 00:19:15,845
- Taekwondo is Korean.
- I know.
397
00:19:16,013 --> 00:19:17,847
- I am Korean.
- I know.
398
00:19:18,148 --> 00:19:20,483
- Hapkido is Korean too.
- Hapkido?
399
00:19:20,484 --> 00:19:23,686
Yeah. But much better
fighting style. Huh?
400
00:19:24,021 --> 00:19:28,257
Choi Yong Sul, he invent Hapkido
while a servant living in Japan.
401
00:19:28,358 --> 00:19:31,727
So, in a way, it could also be
considered a Japanese martial art.
402
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,030
No! You joking me?
403
00:19:34,031 --> 00:19:36,098
No. I don't... I just meant...
404
00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:38,901
Taekwondo. It was
invented by a Korean too?
405
00:19:38,902 --> 00:19:40,136
Of course Korean.
406
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,904
I didn't realize Korea was that strong.
407
00:19:41,905 --> 00:19:43,472
Yeah, very strong.
408
00:19:43,774 --> 00:19:45,675
Taekwondo is very ancient.
409
00:19:45,676 --> 00:19:50,012
Invented by Korean soldier who
long time ago is living in...
410
00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:53,249
Japan.
411
00:19:57,054 --> 00:19:58,487
Sure is hot, huh.
412
00:19:59,523 --> 00:20:00,590
Global warming.
413
00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:03,526
Yeah, maybe Japanese invent that too.
414
00:20:16,612 --> 00:20:18,846
I'm Chan Ling. I'm good at kung fu.
415
00:20:19,881 --> 00:20:22,248
I'm sorry, but we are full now.
416
00:20:22,817 --> 00:20:25,752
- Where did you get this?
- Mr. Chin give to me.
417
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,922
It's a little confuse
but kung fu is very good.
418
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:30,023
Very authentic.
419
00:20:33,527 --> 00:20:34,694
Huh, see?
420
00:20:34,795 --> 00:20:36,563
They're fighting upside
down on the ceiling.
421
00:20:36,564 --> 00:20:39,399
Yeah, it is very authentic
for fighting lizard-style.
422
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,469
Hmm. Maybe we should
call Lionel Richie style.
423
00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:44,104
What?
424
00:20:44,639 --> 00:20:47,173
Because he's a dance on the ceiling.
425
00:20:47,742 --> 00:20:49,676
Is good joke if you is old.
426
00:20:49,677 --> 00:20:51,244
Yeah, maybe.
427
00:20:51,245 --> 00:20:53,713
You know you should have
close up 45 minute ago.
428
00:20:54,081 --> 00:20:55,682
- Shh.
- You ruin movie.
429
00:20:57,685 --> 00:20:59,519
Don't forget to lock door.
430
00:21:03,457 --> 00:21:05,225
How does the fire not burn their feet?
431
00:21:05,927 --> 00:21:07,427
I can teach to you.
432
00:21:08,262 --> 00:21:10,130
It's okay. I'm good.
433
00:21:14,568 --> 00:21:16,403
He's on fire now.
434
00:21:17,338 --> 00:21:18,943
Yeah, he's not careful.
435
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,880
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