1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET 2 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:12,014 When people told themselves their past with stories... 3 00:00:12,140 --> 00:00:14,608 explained their present with stories... 4 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:17,578 foretold the future with stories... 5 00:00:19,140 --> 00:00:22,689 the best place by the fire was kept for... 6 00:00:23,459 --> 00:00:24,734 The Storyteller. 7 00:00:33,059 --> 00:00:38,159 - Fearnot - Sync and corrections by R3V0LV3R. 8 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,793 What? What's the matter? 9 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:49,394 I don't want you to even look at it or say its name... 10 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:51,993 but there is a huge, and when I say huge... 11 00:00:52,081 --> 00:00:53,719 I mean bigger than huge... 12 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:57,755 I mean hugenormous, and this is no laughing matter... 13 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,350 I'm talking about a thing beginning with "S"... 14 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,750 and with several revolting black... 15 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,670 What are you going on about? 16 00:01:04,759 --> 00:01:07,399 You don't mean this little spider? 17 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,679 Hey! Come back! 18 00:01:12,279 --> 00:01:13,919 Have you killed it? 19 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,035 Yes. 20 00:01:15,719 --> 00:01:17,914 - Promise? - Promise. 21 00:01:18,001 --> 00:01:20,116 I popped it between my fingers. 22 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,753 Come and see. It's quite a mess. 23 00:01:26,039 --> 00:01:28,031 Good. They're foul. 24 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,395 They don't even know the meaning of the word "bone." 25 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,312 What a noodle you are. 26 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:34,676 Frightened of a little thing. 27 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:37,995 You're frightened of rats. 28 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:42,317 Everyone's frightened of rats. They're rat-ish. That's normal. 29 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,310 Why? Have you seen a rat? 30 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,874 - You're shuddering. - So are you. 31 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,836 And now it's getting dark. I don't like the dark, either. 32 00:01:55,879 --> 00:01:57,837 Come here and bark a bit. 33 00:02:03,679 --> 00:02:04,828 Good. 34 00:02:05,839 --> 00:02:07,990 What shall we do until morning? 35 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:13,395 I could tell you the story of the boy who set forth to learn what fear was. 36 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,272 - You mean, he didn't know? - No. 37 00:02:16,359 --> 00:02:20,558 He wasn't frightened of rats or bats or cats or things beginning with "S"? 38 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:22,471 No. A rare boy. 39 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:27,555 The second son of the second cousin of my second wife's second niece... 40 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:31,117 who died and left her husband, a tailor... 41 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,191 two sons, the one good... 42 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,076 the other, good for nothing. 43 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,914 And he was called Fearnot. 44 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:50,279 Be off with you! You good for nothing! 45 00:03:03,079 --> 00:03:04,910 What time do you call this? 46 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:07,550 Don't know, Dad. What time do you call it? 47 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:11,598 Lord give me patience. Have you got the buttons? 48 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:15,630 - What buttons? - The buttons I sent you out for. 49 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,677 Do you know, Dad, I completely forgot them buttons. 50 00:03:20,039 --> 00:03:23,475 Tell the truth, I stood and played under my sweetheart's window. 51 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,198 - She's a lovely. - Did you hear that? 52 00:03:26,599 --> 00:03:27,873 He forgot. 53 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,711 Never fear, I'll go back. 54 00:03:29,801 --> 00:03:33,156 And forget again. No. You go, Son. 55 00:03:34,079 --> 00:03:37,435 - I'll go in the morning. - The morning's no use. Go now. 56 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,077 I would, but the dark comes and I don't like the forest. 57 00:03:41,159 --> 00:03:43,754 It's all shadows. There's trolls in there, and dragons. 58 00:03:44,039 --> 00:03:45,028 Let me go. 59 00:03:45,119 --> 00:03:48,077 I don't mind shadows, and I never saw a dragon. 60 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:51,238 Be off with you, then. What are you going for? 61 00:03:51,839 --> 00:03:53,273 Don't tell me. To see dragons. 62 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:56,316 - No. Ogres. - Buttons! 63 00:03:56,799 --> 00:03:57,994 Buttons. 64 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,587 So off goes Fearnot to fetch buttons... 65 00:04:01,679 --> 00:04:05,353 but the village bullies watch his skip and his gormless grin. 66 00:04:06,599 --> 00:04:08,191 He's right for ragging. 67 00:04:08,278 --> 00:04:11,670 Oh yes, they"ll fetch him a fearful fright. 68 00:04:29,198 --> 00:04:31,793 Hello. Are you a troll? 69 00:04:32,119 --> 00:04:35,349 I am a wurdle. Only twice as bad. 70 00:04:35,758 --> 00:04:37,079 Never mind. 71 00:04:37,199 --> 00:04:41,192 - I want your bag of buttons. - Sorry, they're for my dad. 72 00:04:41,639 --> 00:04:44,436 Give them to me or I'll mutton you. 73 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:45,838 Mutton me? 74 00:04:46,239 --> 00:04:48,356 I'll give you a right flummox. 75 00:04:48,438 --> 00:04:50,031 That doesn't sound very nice. 76 00:04:50,119 --> 00:04:51,950 Give me the buttons. 77 00:04:53,599 --> 00:04:54,917 Very well. 78 00:04:58,879 --> 00:05:02,030 And back he goes, our boy, to his dad's house... 79 00:05:02,359 --> 00:05:05,988 full of tales of a wurdle, only twice as bad, and sorry about the buttons... 80 00:05:06,079 --> 00:05:08,513 and, "Did you know a wurdle has three voices?". 81 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:10,510 And the father sets him outside... 82 00:05:10,599 --> 00:05:14,831 with 40 shillings in a purse, and tells him to go off and learn something. 83 00:05:16,678 --> 00:05:18,397 Fearnot considers this. 84 00:05:18,478 --> 00:05:21,835 He's always wanted to know how to shudder. 85 00:05:22,439 --> 00:05:24,350 The knack of it has eluded him. 86 00:05:24,879 --> 00:05:27,757 He'll set forth to learn what fear is... 87 00:05:27,838 --> 00:05:30,228 with nothing to guide him but a bag of shillings... 88 00:05:30,319 --> 00:05:32,434 a fiddle, and a fool's errand. 89 00:05:34,399 --> 00:05:36,276 Good day, young man. 90 00:05:36,599 --> 00:05:38,238 Now, isn't this a lucky meeting. 91 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,308 Good day, sir. 92 00:05:39,479 --> 00:05:42,516 I can tell by the gleam in your eye, you have a sweetheart. 93 00:05:42,959 --> 00:05:45,233 - I do, sir. - And what's her name? 94 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:46,548 I don't know. 95 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:49,710 Well, what's a name? Mine's Mckay, but I don't mind it. 96 00:05:50,078 --> 00:05:51,194 Mine's Fearnot. 97 00:05:51,278 --> 00:05:53,668 "And there you go," as me poor mother would say. 98 00:05:53,759 --> 00:05:56,193 - Have you got a mother? - I'm afraid I don't. 99 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:58,918 Well, we all had one once and that's the main thing. 100 00:05:58,998 --> 00:06:02,674 - Now, your sweetheart, is she dark or fair? - Dark, sir. 101 00:06:03,719 --> 00:06:06,836 - Like Arabia. - Like Arabia? Happy day! 102 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:09,036 And a happy day it is for you, young man... 103 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,997 for in this bag, I have a scarf of silk... 104 00:06:12,719 --> 00:06:15,028 direct from the shores of Araby. 105 00:06:15,319 --> 00:06:19,073 Here, I insist you take it. And may you learn a name with it. 106 00:06:19,598 --> 00:06:20,713 Thank you, mister. 107 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:24,758 And it's because you're such a fine fellow, I'm only going to ask you... 108 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:26,908 to pay me what I paid for it. 109 00:06:27,399 --> 00:06:29,595 - A double Persian. - How much is that? 110 00:06:29,679 --> 00:06:31,953 - How much you got? - 40 shillings. 111 00:06:32,039 --> 00:06:35,429 Nothing like that. Barely half. Less than two-thirds. 112 00:06:36,959 --> 00:06:38,073 I'd like the scarf... 113 00:06:38,158 --> 00:06:40,626 because I've set forth to learn things, you see. 114 00:06:40,719 --> 00:06:42,948 And to learn a name is something. 115 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:46,595 But I'll give you all I have if you could learn me what fear is. 116 00:06:46,679 --> 00:06:50,466 You will give me 40 shillings if I can frighten you? 117 00:06:50,798 --> 00:06:51,789 Gladly. 118 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:53,471 "I see," said the blind man. 119 00:06:53,559 --> 00:06:55,469 Let me think. Shut your eyes. 120 00:07:03,878 --> 00:07:07,075 - Is something the matter? - No. Just give me a minute. 121 00:07:10,118 --> 00:07:12,837 What do you reckon that is, at your throat? 122 00:07:12,918 --> 00:07:14,750 I don't know, sir. A knife? 123 00:07:14,839 --> 00:07:19,276 - And a sharp knife. Slit a hair clean in two. - That's marvellous. 124 00:07:19,358 --> 00:07:22,908 - Slit a throat without touching the sides. - That's a good knife, then. 125 00:07:22,999 --> 00:07:25,876 It certainly is, and will do for you, young man... 126 00:07:25,959 --> 00:07:28,712 unless you part with your bag of shillings. 127 00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:32,668 I can't do that, for I must learn what fear is... 128 00:07:33,318 --> 00:07:36,833 and I'm not frightened of you, Mr. Mckay. You're a friend. 129 00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:43,351 No. We're friends. Goodness, I'm sure we are. 130 00:07:43,959 --> 00:07:47,950 Let me take you down the lane, where I think I can arrange... 131 00:07:48,159 --> 00:07:50,354 a little case of the shudders for you. 132 00:07:50,478 --> 00:07:51,798 Follow me. 133 00:07:52,398 --> 00:07:53,388 Where do we go? 134 00:07:53,478 --> 00:07:57,789 To a pond by a hedge, by a field, by a mill, by a town. 135 00:07:58,239 --> 00:08:00,308 And in that pond is a fearful sight. 136 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:04,750 So fearful, think what fearful is and add 10. 137 00:08:05,438 --> 00:08:08,158 - And shall I shudder? - No question. 138 00:08:09,079 --> 00:08:10,796 If you survive. 139 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,350 And off they went... 140 00:08:13,439 --> 00:08:15,999 a most fanciful peregrination... 141 00:08:16,557 --> 00:08:21,188 until they came to a pond by a hedge, by a field, by a mill, by a town. 142 00:08:21,958 --> 00:08:24,313 As they arrived with day ending... 143 00:08:24,398 --> 00:08:26,787 they saw folk rushing from the mill... 144 00:08:27,438 --> 00:08:31,671 still dusted with flour, and would not stop to swap words... 145 00:08:32,359 --> 00:08:36,067 but shouted, "Be clear before dark falls!" 146 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:38,835 "Beware the pond!" 147 00:08:39,718 --> 00:08:42,471 And other such unwelcomes. 148 00:08:45,318 --> 00:08:48,674 Here? Is this where I'll learn to shudder, Mr. Mckay? 149 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,951 The trick is you must plunge into the pond... 150 00:08:52,118 --> 00:08:54,188 and fear will swim up to greet you. 151 00:08:54,318 --> 00:08:55,718 Splendid. 152 00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:01,353 It's a treat. Will you join me? 153 00:09:01,518 --> 00:09:02,917 No, thanks. 154 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,706 I must retire and get us beds for the night. 155 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,473 You must sleep after a good fright. 156 00:09:09,598 --> 00:09:11,430 - Good luck. - Thank you. 157 00:09:12,037 --> 00:09:13,437 Now, this green pond... 158 00:09:13,518 --> 00:09:16,316 is not all welcome cool and water lilies. 159 00:09:16,918 --> 00:09:20,273 Deep in its green deep is a terrible thing... 160 00:09:20,358 --> 00:09:22,349 and it peers up through the green... 161 00:09:22,438 --> 00:09:24,633 and sees a pair of feet. 162 00:09:25,279 --> 00:09:26,711 It's a man. 163 00:09:27,918 --> 00:09:30,033 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 164 00:09:33,797 --> 00:09:36,357 So there he is, our man, Fearnot... 165 00:09:36,518 --> 00:09:39,429 dangling his feet in the pond, waiting to shudder... 166 00:09:39,558 --> 00:09:42,709 wondering how, when all of a sudden, and who would believe it... 167 00:09:42,797 --> 00:09:45,915 the water begins to gather and froth and swirl. 168 00:09:46,798 --> 00:09:49,870 And blow me if a ring of sad beauties don't appear... 169 00:09:50,238 --> 00:09:53,593 eyes closed and melancholy. 170 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:57,146 These are the sisters of the deep... 171 00:09:57,238 --> 00:10:00,389 and their dance is a welcome to drowning. 172 00:10:00,917 --> 00:10:03,385 "Come in, come in," they seem to say. 173 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:08,270 And Fearnot looks on, enchanted by their loveliness. 174 00:10:08,478 --> 00:10:11,948 Then he does what he always does when this mood takes him. 175 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:21,068 Now why do the village folk avoid this pretty scene? 176 00:10:21,398 --> 00:10:23,593 Why do men tremble as night falls... 177 00:10:23,678 --> 00:10:26,396 and the moon gleams its silver on the pool? 178 00:10:27,677 --> 00:10:31,034 Because, my dearie-os, my darlings... 179 00:10:31,158 --> 00:10:34,070 these are the daughters of the terrible thing... 180 00:10:34,557 --> 00:10:38,072 water in their veins, water in their eyes. 181 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,229 They have but two tasks; 182 00:10:40,317 --> 00:10:43,469 To drown men and to drown women. 183 00:10:44,119 --> 00:10:46,313 "Come in, come in," they seem to say. 184 00:10:46,517 --> 00:10:49,271 "Come in and sip our bitter beer. 185 00:10:50,198 --> 00:10:53,269 "Come in and meet our master..." 186 00:11:00,957 --> 00:11:04,154 Do you know who I am? 187 00:11:04,718 --> 00:11:06,390 I don't think so. 188 00:11:06,677 --> 00:11:09,750 You're not a wurdle. Some sort of terrible thing? 189 00:11:09,997 --> 00:11:13,546 Exactly. These are my pretties. 190 00:11:14,877 --> 00:11:16,789 They tempt young men like you... 191 00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:18,317 and I drown them. 192 00:11:18,398 --> 00:11:19,626 Why? 193 00:11:20,797 --> 00:11:21,991 Because. 194 00:11:22,518 --> 00:11:25,748 But first, give me your bird. 195 00:11:25,838 --> 00:11:28,113 Its song is so beautiful. 196 00:11:28,198 --> 00:11:31,429 I can't do that. I have to make it. Look. 197 00:11:54,557 --> 00:11:56,833 Where does the singing come from? 198 00:11:57,997 --> 00:12:00,352 - These holes. - Let me try. 199 00:12:03,718 --> 00:12:05,116 Horrid. 200 00:12:05,197 --> 00:12:07,110 You must learn to play. 201 00:12:07,558 --> 00:12:08,990 But your bird... 202 00:12:09,316 --> 00:12:11,673 where does its song come from? 203 00:12:11,916 --> 00:12:14,227 The song? Far away. 204 00:12:14,678 --> 00:12:16,633 - Ireland. - Which direction? 205 00:12:17,277 --> 00:12:20,350 Over there. Many lefts and many rights. 206 00:12:21,078 --> 00:12:23,228 Ireland? I'll go there. 207 00:12:24,197 --> 00:12:25,835 That way, you say? 208 00:12:26,358 --> 00:12:27,632 That's it. 209 00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:29,750 Make it sing some more... 210 00:12:29,837 --> 00:12:31,429 and then I'll go. 211 00:12:31,878 --> 00:12:33,106 Ireland. 212 00:12:36,198 --> 00:12:38,314 And our boy plays some more... 213 00:12:38,397 --> 00:12:40,389 until the creature leaves his daughters... 214 00:12:40,476 --> 00:12:43,115 and his green pool, and his endless drowning... 215 00:12:43,198 --> 00:12:45,109 and heads off in search of Ireland... 216 00:12:45,196 --> 00:12:47,074 and the bird that sings. 217 00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:50,750 And he lives there still, for all I know. 218 00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:55,795 What a hero! 219 00:12:56,278 --> 00:12:58,347 Not one feast, but 20... 220 00:12:58,518 --> 00:13:01,987 78 gifts, four offers of marriage... 221 00:13:02,197 --> 00:13:04,347 and much playing of the fiddle. 222 00:13:05,037 --> 00:13:09,269 By morning, Mr. Mckay, self-appointed manager of heroes... 223 00:13:09,357 --> 00:13:11,825 and historian of Fearnot's exploits... 224 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:14,989 has noted details of the whereabouts of trolls and terrors... 225 00:13:15,077 --> 00:13:18,274 and dragons, and demons, and untold, unsolved mysteries. 226 00:13:18,957 --> 00:13:21,754 Thus commissioned, the two companions set off... 227 00:13:22,238 --> 00:13:26,709 and it isn't till late the following afternoon, heads still muddled by cider... 228 00:13:26,877 --> 00:13:29,835 that Fearnot remembers to clap the tinker's ears... 229 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:34,115 retrieve his 40 shillings, and ask him where they're heading next. 230 00:13:35,477 --> 00:13:38,913 Well, I have the route to a fine terror, but I must have reward. 231 00:13:38,997 --> 00:13:41,068 I have promised you my shillings when I shudder. 232 00:13:41,558 --> 00:13:44,195 But given me only your fist, which I liked not. 233 00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:48,067 One little misunderstanding, and I am thrashed for me pains. 234 00:13:48,157 --> 00:13:51,991 Compare us. You are blessed with great courage... 235 00:13:52,476 --> 00:13:54,945 I am cursed with a little cunning. 236 00:13:55,077 --> 00:13:59,355 I cheat for trifles, while you can move mountains. 237 00:14:00,117 --> 00:14:02,347 Is that fair, I ask you? 238 00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:05,146 I'm sorry. Take my money. 239 00:14:05,718 --> 00:14:09,505 - I've offended you. - No. I shall struggle on for nothing. 240 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:14,112 We go to yonder castle, where none survive a night. 241 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:17,026 So I will learn to shudder at last. 242 00:14:18,037 --> 00:14:22,269 Now, this castle they approach is a graveyard of hopes. 243 00:14:22,357 --> 00:14:25,110 The king driven out, the rooms abandoned... 244 00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:28,066 only fools seek shelter there. 245 00:14:28,797 --> 00:14:32,756 For this is a troubled land and bad holds court. 246 00:14:33,238 --> 00:14:36,751 Look, there it is on the horizon... 247 00:14:37,236 --> 00:14:39,797 a place brooding. 248 00:14:42,116 --> 00:14:43,470 Wait here. 249 00:14:43,996 --> 00:14:46,033 I should take things with me. 250 00:14:46,717 --> 00:14:48,116 Take a sword. 251 00:14:48,716 --> 00:14:51,390 - Take two. - These three things are enough. 252 00:14:51,797 --> 00:14:53,515 Or not, as the case may be. 253 00:14:54,796 --> 00:14:57,596 And they leave 75 of my gifts, should I not return. 254 00:14:57,756 --> 00:15:00,476 Do not leave them here, for you know how it is with me. 255 00:15:00,957 --> 00:15:03,596 I'll be forced to steal them and desert you. 256 00:15:03,757 --> 00:15:05,827 Have a little courage, Mr. Mckay. 257 00:15:08,197 --> 00:15:10,586 Godspeed, Fearnot. 258 00:15:14,597 --> 00:15:15,870 Lovely. 259 00:15:17,557 --> 00:15:19,229 All lovely. 260 00:15:21,116 --> 00:15:23,676 A little courage, Mr. Mckay. 261 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,427 Hello. There's only half here. 262 00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:44,794 Where's the rest of me? 263 00:16:00,677 --> 00:16:02,712 That's more like it. 264 00:16:03,436 --> 00:16:06,473 Now, how about a game? 265 00:16:08,396 --> 00:16:10,387 Why not? I have all night. 266 00:16:12,476 --> 00:16:13,910 He has all night! 267 00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:24,234 Can you play skittles? 268 00:16:24,436 --> 00:16:26,471 - I'll try. - He'll try. 269 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,516 He better had. 270 00:16:30,836 --> 00:16:35,033 These are definitely not my legs! Too short by half. 271 00:16:36,516 --> 00:16:38,508 You'd better win, precious... 272 00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:42,067 or you'll find yourself half the man you were. 273 00:16:44,717 --> 00:16:46,389 What size legs are those? 274 00:16:47,395 --> 00:16:48,671 I don't know. 275 00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:50,070 No gout? 276 00:16:50,797 --> 00:16:53,594 - Corns? Blisters? Foot rot? - No! 277 00:16:53,677 --> 00:16:56,237 Good. I could do with those. 278 00:17:00,076 --> 00:17:02,716 Me first, I reckon. 279 00:17:11,436 --> 00:17:12,425 Eight! 280 00:17:12,557 --> 00:17:15,025 Not bad on borrowed legs. 281 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,272 Bowl well, precious. 282 00:17:21,956 --> 00:17:24,915 Careful! Don't want them pegs damaged. 283 00:17:25,636 --> 00:17:27,193 You won't mind, sir... 284 00:17:29,156 --> 00:17:31,875 but your ball is not smooth enough for me. 285 00:17:40,877 --> 00:17:41,945 Nine! 286 00:17:43,435 --> 00:17:45,266 You cheated. 287 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:49,311 No, sir. I swapped a little courage for a little cunning, that's all. 288 00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:52,352 Now look at me! 289 00:17:54,236 --> 00:17:56,191 All very well, my friend... 290 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:59,349 but it doesn't help me with the shuddering. 291 00:18:03,476 --> 00:18:04,625 Lovely. 292 00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:09,310 All lovely. 293 00:18:14,436 --> 00:18:16,790 Fearnot, for lack of a fright... 294 00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:19,192 settles down for the night. 295 00:18:21,036 --> 00:18:22,628 But what's this? 296 00:18:22,996 --> 00:18:24,395 Mr. Mckay? 297 00:18:24,596 --> 00:18:25,949 Mister... 298 00:18:26,636 --> 00:18:28,466 is it all up with you? 299 00:18:30,475 --> 00:18:31,875 So cold. 300 00:18:33,436 --> 00:18:35,745 You were my first and only friend. 301 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,945 My friend, and now so cold. 302 00:18:40,715 --> 00:18:42,593 Let me warm you a little. 303 00:18:45,716 --> 00:18:46,944 That's better. 304 00:18:47,437 --> 00:18:50,586 See, have I not warmed you? 305 00:19:07,196 --> 00:19:08,548 Fearnot? 306 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,065 Come nearer, demon, and I'll cut off your head... 307 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,624 and then there will be three parts to marry. 308 00:19:21,156 --> 00:19:23,032 - What? - I know it's not you. 309 00:19:23,156 --> 00:19:25,544 - It is me! - Dead again, are you? 310 00:19:25,636 --> 00:19:27,911 - No. - Don't come closer. 311 00:19:28,276 --> 00:19:31,985 Please, I'm terrified, I came with my little courage to find you... 312 00:19:32,075 --> 00:19:33,907 and it's quite used up. 313 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,068 How many gifts did I leave? 314 00:19:36,155 --> 00:19:38,829 I only counted 74 to begin with... 315 00:19:39,196 --> 00:19:41,152 and I ate two. Well, two-and-a-half... 316 00:19:41,236 --> 00:19:43,032 but there's still plenty. 317 00:19:43,396 --> 00:19:45,352 What's the name of my true love? 318 00:19:46,155 --> 00:19:48,350 How can I know if you don't? 319 00:19:49,035 --> 00:19:52,107 - Then it is you. - But of course it's me! 320 00:19:52,237 --> 00:19:54,909 - And you came in to find me? - It's my lot. 321 00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:58,432 I try to break the mould and be decent, and I gets a knife waved at me... 322 00:19:58,515 --> 00:20:01,154 - Shut up and come here and hug me. - No. 323 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,592 But hug him he did, and full of glee... 324 00:20:05,675 --> 00:20:07,984 they searched the castle from top to toe. 325 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,543 And behind the farthest door of the highest floor... 326 00:20:10,636 --> 00:20:12,273 they found a room... 327 00:20:12,556 --> 00:20:14,945 and in that room was gold. 328 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,233 Such goldness, they might have... 329 00:20:17,315 --> 00:20:20,352 thrown it out of the window for a week and still be swamped. 330 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,268 And they shared it half and half... 331 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:26,553 and a bit for luck, and never have two men danced more nor merrier. 332 00:20:28,315 --> 00:20:30,910 And from a distance, you would have seen the castle... 333 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,987 shake off its grey drab and sunbathe. 334 00:20:36,514 --> 00:20:38,427 So he never learnt to shudder? 335 00:20:40,796 --> 00:20:43,993 The fact of the matter is that Fearnot asked such questions... 336 00:20:44,075 --> 00:20:46,225 of the tinker all the way home. 337 00:20:46,715 --> 00:20:48,752 "Why haven't I learnt to shudder? 338 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,465 "What can I tell my father?" and so on. 339 00:20:51,996 --> 00:20:54,145 And the tinker pointed to their gold and said... 340 00:20:54,236 --> 00:20:57,990 "Are there not sufficient riches that you must be frightened as well?" 341 00:20:58,715 --> 00:20:59,943 And so they went on. 342 00:21:00,035 --> 00:21:03,233 Fearnot complaining of fearing not, him muttering... 343 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,587 until they arrived at last at the gate of Fearnot's house. 344 00:21:08,795 --> 00:21:11,992 - We must say goodbye then. - You must meet my family. 345 00:21:12,075 --> 00:21:14,031 No. Families don't like me. 346 00:21:14,675 --> 00:21:17,508 Of course they will. You're my friend. You must come in. 347 00:21:17,595 --> 00:21:19,153 As me dear old mother used to say: 348 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:22,544 "Leave them while they want you to stay." No, thank you. 349 00:21:25,876 --> 00:21:29,071 - What's this for? - You must give that to your father. 350 00:21:30,515 --> 00:21:33,791 That's right, for I have not learnt to shudder. 351 00:21:35,075 --> 00:21:36,793 Goodbye, Mr. Mckay. 352 00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:38,752 Goodbye, friend. 353 00:21:44,835 --> 00:21:48,112 It's you! At last! Come quick! 354 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:51,792 She's swooned since she heard you'd gone. 355 00:21:51,995 --> 00:21:53,873 Nothing will revive her. 356 00:22:01,435 --> 00:22:03,584 - I don't know her name. - Lidia. 357 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,389 Lidia. 358 00:22:21,435 --> 00:22:22,868 Look! 359 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,706 Would you look at that! 360 00:22:26,315 --> 00:22:27,748 My sweetheart. 361 00:22:34,955 --> 00:22:37,310 - What's happened? - Lidia, you've done it! 362 00:22:37,475 --> 00:22:39,387 - Done what? - You've taught me! 363 00:22:40,156 --> 00:22:42,066 I've been so far, so long... 364 00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:44,385 and all it needed was the thought of losing you... 365 00:22:44,475 --> 00:22:46,386 to teach me what fear was. 366 00:22:47,675 --> 00:22:49,027 I shuddered! 367 00:22:55,035 --> 00:22:58,505 And so the boy who set forth to learn what fear was... 368 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,114 learnt it at home. 369 00:23:00,194 --> 00:23:04,029 And he married his sweetheart with her name and all and never left again. 370 00:23:04,995 --> 00:23:08,590 Mr. Mckay told me that story a long time ago when I was very young... 371 00:23:08,675 --> 00:23:10,870 and I didn't know the half of it. 372 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,101