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Man, your nosy neighbor is killing us.
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I don't know how we're
gonna get everything
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ready in time for the restaurant opening
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if he's out here every day.
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If we start even a second before 8:00,
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I'm worried that he's gonna
report us to the county.
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I will!
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And he's got bionic
hearing, too. That's fun.
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My guys are raring to go,
Jay. They've got the fire!
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I don't know how much
longer I can hold them.
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Yeah. They're chomping at the bit.
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Hold...
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Hold.
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Hold!
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Now!
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Well, I'll be back at 4:00 to make sure
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you don't go a minute late.
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Wha... Henry.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey! Look...
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I know that we haven't seen
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eye to eye on everything,
but could you just give us
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a little bit of breathing room?
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That's a big no from me, Jay.
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Local ordinances are
the solid foundation
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upon which this country was built.
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Without them, we are
no better than animals.
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I've never been a fan of Henry Farnsby,
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but that is one groovy
tune he's singing.
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When Thor alive, if have bad neighbor,
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you invade their land,
put head on spike.
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Great being neighbors with you!
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But passive-aggressive
banter are the way to go.
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Well, you picked a
wonderful time to join us.
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The fall colors are
just exploding right now.
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My God, this old tired diatribe.
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Here comes the hike talk.
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Replete with mention
of the drainage ditch,
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aka "the magical creek."
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If you're interested in hiking,
we have a "lovely" creek.
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Oh, she switched it up.
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- Oh, it's nice?
- Yeah.
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- It's...
- Say it.
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You got nothing else.
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... magical.
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- There it is.
- She knows no other words.
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Babe, the guests are loving it here.
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They're talking about having
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their wedding here in the spring.
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And rehearsal dinner at your restaurant.
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If it's even open by
then. Farnsby's killing us.
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The bastard's out there
watching the clock every morning.
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- The guy needs a hobby.
- Mm.
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Between the pickleball and group sex,
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I'd say the man has hobbies.
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He's so annoying.
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Samantha, if I may,
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the true center of power
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always lies with the lady of the house.
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You need to go through the wife.
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Invite her over, charm her.
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Okay, I'm seeing one
potential roadblock.
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And once you've gotten in with her,
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she will tell that idiot
husband of hers to lay off.
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I guess I could invite
Margaret over for a drink.
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Wait, what? No, babe.
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I don't think we should engage
with these people. They're nuts.
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I'm sorry, a drink?
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What are you, Irish dockworkers?
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You're both civilized women.
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Just do cocaine.
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I think it's worth a shot, Jay.
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Margaret's kind of fun.
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She can hold stuff.
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Other people can see her.
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You son of a bitch.
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That's a cheap shot, Samantha,
you're better than that.
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Uh, Sam, some guy is dropping
off a giant box outside.
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Oh, I know what that is.
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Isaac, your wedding
present has finally arrived.
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It was on back order.
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Oh, that's very kind.
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But I don't need some
reminder of my broken nuptials.
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A dinosaur bed? Oh, goodie!
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This is for children.
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It literally says
"for ages five and up."
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Yes, "and up." I'm "and up."
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The point is, it can
be enjoyed by all ages.
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Oh!
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There's a button that makes it roar.
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Incredible.
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So, Margaret, have you been
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on Baker Street since they repaved it?
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No.
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Oh.
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This more awkward than
first dinner with wife
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after I throw her father off cliff.
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You threw your wife's
father off a cliff?
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He become burden to society.
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Almost 34 years old.
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Well, that makes sense.
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Well, they did a great job.
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It's so... flat.
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Yes.
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Double down on the road
discussion. Great instincts.
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"Two adults required."
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Yeah, right. I'm crushing this.
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When do you think he's gonna realize
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that he used the wrong
screws six steps ago?
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Probably when he runs
out of the long ones,
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which should happen in
about... three steps.
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I can't wait.
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Ah. So the rumors are true.
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Nigel.
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Yes, the bed was meant to be
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a wedding gift from Jay and Samantha,
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but I take it you somehow
heard that already.
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It is quite striking.
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But shouldn't it be set
up in a neutral location
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where we can take turns with it?
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As it is a gift...
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- for both of us?
- Surely you jest.
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You are not even a lover of dinosaurs.
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Hmm, perhaps I've changed my mind.
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You of all people should know
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that sometimes a person
can just change their mind.
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It's already set up here.
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Asking Jay to disassemble
it would be quite cruel.
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I'm pretty sure he's gonna
have to take this apart anyway.
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- He skipped a whole step.
- Nigel.
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You're being ridiculous.
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I love dinosaurs, I'm taking the bed.
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End of discussion.
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I suppose I should
expect nothing less...
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from a Yankee!
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Wait a minute, are these
screws two different sizes?
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There's a step 4B?
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"See the addendum online"?
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I really like food.
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- Do you like food?
- I mean, food's okay.
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Man. Margaret is giving her nothing.
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I hate to defend a Farnsby,
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but our girl's not bringing
much to the table either.
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This is collective failure.
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- Like Danish society.
- Wait a minute.
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Sam, I think I saw this same book
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over at the Farnsby house.
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Maybe Margaret's read it, too.
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I also really like to read.
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I recently read this book for instance.
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Oh, The Unwatered Chrysanthemum?
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What a coincidence! I also just read it.
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- Boom. Common ground.
- I have a passion for gardening
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and I thought that the author did
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an incredible job capturing
the-the drama of the dying flower.
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I agree. And what a powerful metaphor.
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Yeah.
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H-how do you mean?
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Well, it wasn't just about
a dying flower, right?
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The chrysanthemum was meant to represent
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a woman in a stagnant marriage,
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whose husband, aka the gardener,
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has been neglecting her for so long,
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that she just withered away.
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- Whoa.
- Okay...
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that stirred something in Margaret.
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It's funny because...
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Henry used to be so romantic.
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But lately, I feel...
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- taken for granted.
- Oh, dear.
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- This has taken a turn.
- You know,
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it might actually
just be about a flower.
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What about TV? Oh,
have you seen Ted Lasso?
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No, you've opened my eyes.
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Thank you for the wine, Samantha.
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I, uh, I have to go do some thinking.
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Okay, well, maybe you
could still talk to Henry
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about that construction stuff?
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Oh, I'll be talking to him, all right.
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Sorry, when I said charm her,
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I guess I should have made it clear
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I didn't mean "blow up her marriage."
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No, that's not...
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They're gonna be fine.
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Mr. Farnsby.
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I'm checking in. Margaret kicked me out.
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My world is shattered.
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- Oh, no.
- And this...
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is why women should never read books.
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You seem like a nice couple.
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She seems like she really loves you.
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I'm a lucky man.
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Well, it can all change...
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just like that.
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This not bode well for these two
choosing this as wedding venue.
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Thor understand stakes.
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I was happy and in love
once. Now look at me.
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She ripped my heart out.
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- I have no idea why.
- He's not gonna be thrilled
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when he finds out this is Sam's fault.
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If they had just done cocaine,
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the book would have been
but one of the topics
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they briefly alighted on in their mania.
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Hi, I have an Amazon Prime
package for Woodstone BandB.
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You can leave it there.
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I couldn't help but notice your ring.
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Are you married?
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- Oh, boy. Here we go.
- Yeah.
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- It'll be a year next week.
- Well, then.
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I have one thing to say
to you: my condolences.
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I don't understand. What
happened at wine night?
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Did Margaret say something
to you about this?
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Well, there was sort
of a misunderstanding.
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Pete brought up a book.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't
throw me under the bus.
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And I simply pointed out how that book,
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The Unwatered Chrysanthemum,
was actually a metaphor
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for a stagnant marriage in turmoil.
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Oh, my God.
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It is getting bleak out there.
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Farnsby's just trying to talk
everybody out of marriage.
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While sob-singing
"Love is a Battlefield."
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♪ We are young ♪
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No. You're not.
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Would have been thrown
off cliff many moons ago.
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♪ Heartache to heartache, we stand ♪
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Hey, Henry. That sounds great, buddy.
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- Oh, thank you, Jay.
- You know, the acoustics
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are really good
upstairs, in-in your room.
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I understand.
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I don't mean to darken the public spaces
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of your already floundering business
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with my sad songs, but...
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I just don't want to be alone right now.
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You won't be alone.
Jay will jam with you.
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Really?
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Yes. I love jamming.
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I love it.
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How do we feel about
Jay and Sam's marriage?
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I think they're solid.
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If not, you know, that'll
be something to watch, too.
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Oh, I bet this is what
Steven Spielberg sleeps in.
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Are you loving it?
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I do like pretending to be the tongue.
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And I enjoyed the psychotic break
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Jay experienced on his third assembly.
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But now that he's made my
bed, and I'm lying in it...
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I don't know.
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You know, when I was nine,
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we had a Passover seder at my house.
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And even though you are not supposed
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to search for the afikomen
until after the meal,
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I kept taking bathroom
breaks until I found it.
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The afikomen is the matzo
they hide during the seder.
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I have been here way too long.
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Anyway, the second the meal was over,
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I went straight to where it was hidden,
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and I won five dollars.
259
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But then I saw my hot
cousin Rachel crying.
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And that didn't feel good.
261
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Because the person you were both
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attracted to and related to was sad?
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I was nine. It was innocent.
264
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But my point is that when it comes
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at the expense of someone
that you care about,
266
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sometimes a win feels like a loss.
267
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Maybe you're right.
268
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I've put Nigel through so much.
269
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Giving him this bed is
the least I could do.
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I'll tell Sam to tell
Jay to disassemble it.
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And then reassemble
it again in the shed.
272
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And I'm gonna go see if hot
cousin Rachel's on Instagram.
273
00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:03,576
- Ew.
- I'm dead!
274
00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:05,344
It's still innocent.
275
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:14,581
Why are we clapping? Who is this for?
276
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Just seem like nice thing to do.
277
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This was just what I needed, Jay.
278
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I don't know what happened.
279
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I was just sitting
there, doing my jumble,
280
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and the next thing I know,
Margaret is telling me
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she's no longer happy in our marriage
282
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and I need to get out.
283
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,662
Have you tried apologizing?
284
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I don't even know what I did.
285
00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,667
Henry, bro, one married guy
to another, it doesn't matter.
286
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,203
Just say you're sorry and ask them
287
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,704
if they've done something
new with their hair.
288
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,040
He knows we watch and
tell Sam this stuff, right?
289
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,308
Oh, I hope you're right
290
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,643
because that woman is
the light of my life.
291
00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:44,844
Aw.
292
00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:46,113
Thank you for being there for me, Jay.
293
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,514
Now, if you'll excuse me,
294
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I need to use your restroom.
295
00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,319
♪ We are young. ♪
296
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He ain't that young.
297
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:56,155
I was already in that area, Alberta.
298
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,457
We got a little problem,
Jay. The guys installed
299
00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,859
three-quarter-inch pipe
instead of one-inch,
300
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,493
but we already sealed up the wall.
301
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,731
Honestly, it'll get the
job done, but if the county
302
00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:06,033
- ever heard about this...
- Shh!
303
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,101
That doesn't sound
like a little problem.
304
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,502
Bionic hearing.
305
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,503
Oh, no, Henry's got the goods.
306
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,306
- Henry, I can explain.
- Jay, quick,
307
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,742
you got a cement mixer and
a lake, story writes itself.
308
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,643
Okay, I know it looks bad...
309
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:18,878
Let me stop you right there, Jay.
310
00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,613
Would this have been a piece of intel
311
00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,514
that "yesterday me" would've used
312
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,517
to crush your upstart
venture? Absolutely.
313
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,554
But now,
314
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,422
we are jam bros.
315
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,424
So you're not gonna report me?
316
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,726
The only thing I'm going to report is us
317
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,494
to Rolling Stone magazine
318
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,930
as this year's best new band,
319
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,899
Farnsby and the Dudes.
320
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,569
- Did you say "dudes"?
- That's right.
321
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,638
Just grab a shaker, Mark.
322
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,778
- Knock, knock.
- Isaac, what are you doing here?
323
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,546
Oh, nothing. I merely wanted to see
324
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,448
how you're enjoying the dinosaur bed.
325
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,450
Alas, I actually gave the bed
326
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,652
to Baxter and Carol as a wedding gift.
327
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:00,987
Much appreciated.
328
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,922
Still waiting for Jenkins' gift.
329
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,258
I did not support the
marriage, and I still do not.
330
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,061
I'm sorry, you regifted it?
331
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,530
Yes. I thought they deserved it,
332
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,432
seeing as how Baxter
and Carol had the guts
333
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,267
to follow through on their nuptials.
334
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:15,668
Oh, so that's what this is about.
335
00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:18,071
You wanted the bed to
spite me, for revenge.
336
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,241
Yes. It's a stupid bed.
It's not even accurate.
337
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,942
The tyrannosaurus had 60 teeth,
338
00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:25,545
whereas this freak has but 32.
339
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,780
And look at the nostrils,
far too close to the eyes.
340
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,517
I thought this bed was made
for children, not by them.
341
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:31,951
Wait.
342
00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:34,987
Those were two oddly astute observations
343
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,423
about the anatomy of a dinosaur.
344
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,790
I didn't think you knew
anything of the subject,
345
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,192
or cared for it.
346
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,627
I didn't,
347
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,163
but I was meant to marry
man obsessed with dinosaurs.
348
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,133
I studied them to be able
to talk with my husband
349
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,634
about his favorite subject.
350
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,870
It was going to be your wedding present.
351
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:53,306
Oh, I had no idea.
352
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:56,575
Never mind. It's all in the past now.
353
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:01,881
I think I shall excuse
myself for a walk.
354
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,484
Nigel.
355
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,354
You know who else's nostrils
are too close to their eyes?
356
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,789
Shh, stop it. She's my wife.
357
00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,891
He's not around, is he, Samantha?
358
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,161
Henry? Uh, no, he's upstairs.
359
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,596
Good, because I don't want
to see his stupid face.
360
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,865
Will you see to it that
he gets these belongings?
361
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,201
Because I can't even bear
having them in my house.
362
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,635
Pair of fuzzy handcuffs.
363
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,437
Yeah, I could see how
that would be sentimental.
364
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,607
Margaret, have you come to take me back?
365
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,676
No, Henry, I've just
brought a few of your things.
366
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:30,977
I have nothing to say to you.
367
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:32,879
This guy wear more leather than Thor.
368
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,881
Well, I have something to say to you,
369
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,283
my love. I'm sorry.
370
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,085
For what?
371
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:40,952
For anything I might have done.
372
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,355
Unreal.
373
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,723
You don't even know what you did,
374
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,891
and you did something very hurtful,
375
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,625
and I might've let it slide,
376
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,862
but Samantha opened my
eyes the other night.
377
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,532
So this is your fault.
378
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:55,568
No, I was just making conversation.
379
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,836
Pete brought up the book.
380
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,005
She was drowning. I
threw her a lifeline.
381
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,940
Don't blame her. She's
just the messenger.
382
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,510
You're the gardener
who failed to water me.
383
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,912
Goodbye, Henry.
384
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:08,281
Ugh, now that is an exit line.
385
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,449
Good for you, girl.
386
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,218
Margaret, no, please.
387
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,653
Are you doing something
different with your hair?
388
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,555
Thor think we past that, Henry.
389
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:19,192
You. You will pay for this.
390
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,828
Whoa, come on... jam bros.
391
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:23,363
No, don't "jam bro" me.
392
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:27,300
Your wife destroyed my
life. You are now a jam foe.
393
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,768
Okay, that's not bad,
394
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,238
and in this kind of emotional
state, very impressive.
395
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,605
I was just explaining a book.
396
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,005
Tomorrow morning,
397
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,874
when the permit office
opens at 7:00 a.m.,
398
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,310
I will be first in line
399
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,212
to tell them about your
narrow pipe infraction!
400
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,881
Your restaurant is
about to be shut down!
401
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,384
Say goodbye to that dream.
402
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,953
Oh.
403
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,522
Uh, could I get a 6:30
wake-up call, please?
404
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,425
Thank you very much. Good night.
405
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,765
This is bad. This is very
bad. I mean, if he goes
406
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,067
to the permit office tomorrow morning,
407
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,602
they're gonna shut down our build
408
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,304
- and make us rip open all the walls again.
- Well,
409
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,715
when would we be able to open?
410
00:15:05,716 --> 00:15:09,342
In a world where we could even
afford the repairs... who knows?
411
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,810
I'm just saying, the man's
already in the building,
412
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,011
you don't even need to snatch him.
413
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:15,315
She revisiting earlier
"murder Farnsby" pitch.
414
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,484
Is most fun idea currently on table.
415
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,618
Here's a thought.
Obviously, you can't fix
416
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,153
the pipes before tomorrow morning,
417
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,990
but maybe you can fix the
Farnsbys' relationship.
418
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,692
Sass is saying we should try to get
419
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:26,826
Henry and Margaret back together.
420
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,027
Well, that's true.
421
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,529
He was gonna let the pipe thing slide
422
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:30,962
before he found out that
you ruined their marriage.
423
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:33,099
- That was Pete's fault.
- I pointed to a book.
424
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,667
Lady Farnsby did mention
425
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,403
there was one specific thing
426
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,338
- that she most angry about.
- Yes.
427
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,507
So we just need to
find out what Henry did
428
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,276
so that he can make up for it.
I guess I could talk to her.
429
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,845
No, 'cause then she's gonna
know that we know and we just
430
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,145
passed the information on to Henry.
431
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,147
She needs to think that
432
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:49,247
he remembered on his own.
433
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,351
If I may... you have ghosts.
434
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:54,387
This sounds like a job for
the old property-leaving guy.
435
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,954
I can go over there and
talk to some of their ghosts.
436
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,692
No need. Thor yell. Nice
try, marriage ruiner.
437
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,061
Bjorn!
438
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:04,631
Have very important question for you!
439
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:10,537
Need to know why lady
Farnsby is mad at man Farnsby!
440
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,641
She says is very specific reason!
441
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,576
I know the answer, Father!
442
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,011
Man Farnsby forget anniversary!
443
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,913
Have heard her discussing
444
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,583
angrily on phone with her sister!
445
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,517
Jay, Thor's son is saying
446
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,587
that Henry forgot their
wedding anniversary.
447
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,055
Interesting.
448
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:33,192
She also mad about people who
turn around in her driveway!
449
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,396
Mind if I take a seat?
450
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:40,232
It's a free country, thanks to you.
451
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,737
I find it quite touching
you made an effort
452
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,739
to learn about my interests.
453
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,576
You are thoughtful and caring,
454
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,412
whereas I am selfish and inconsiderate.
455
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,313
And, honestly...
456
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,749
I'm not sure I ever really deserved you.
457
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,017
That's a common sentiment in the shed.
458
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,087
I know I said it at the time,
459
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,089
and it doesn't begin to make up
460
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,358
for the way I've treated you, but...
461
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,927
I am truly sorry.
462
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,298
Thank you.
463
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,935
I do think, in retrospect,
464
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,538
we may have been rushing into things,
465
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,772
or at least you were.
466
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,373
What do you mean?
467
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:25,243
You haven't had a lot of
experience, whereas I...
468
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:28,280
Let's just say my body
count is quite high,
469
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,216
and I'm not talking about the war.
470
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,351
Okay, moving right along.
471
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:35,253
Here's an idea. What do you
think about... I don't know...
472
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,156
being friends?
473
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,291
I'd like that.
474
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,961
Good. Oh.
475
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,996
I'm glad we had this talk, Lieutenant.
476
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,732
So,
477
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,800
what's been going on in
the house since I moved out?
478
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,136
Oh, um, well, the Puritan moved out,
479
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,903
and Sam is a convicted witch.
480
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,905
I tried something new with my hair.
481
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,274
- Oh, did you, now?
- Yes, everyone loved it.
482
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,309
Oh.
483
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,981
I confess I-I'm no
expert in manual labor,
484
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,684
but they don't appear to
be doing any actual work.
485
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,886
They're laying a trap for Henry Farnsby.
486
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:10,956
What is that infernal racket?
487
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,459
Why do you toil on
this doomed enterprise
488
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,996
that I will be burying
under red tape come sunup?
489
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,930
We toil, Henry, to lure you here.
490
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,366
Excuse me?
491
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,702
Sam, I got the merlot
and The Lovely Bones.
492
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,837
Let's get into it... Henry.
493
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,200
What is he doing here?
494
00:18:26,201 --> 00:18:27,820
He's here to surprise you
495
00:18:27,821 --> 00:18:31,043
with your belated anniversary dinner.
496
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,513
What?
497
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:37,684
Our anniversary is why I
planned this dinner, my darling.
498
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,952
Oh, Henry, you finally remembered.
499
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:44,390
Better late than never. I have
been a neglectful gardener,
500
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,693
and for that, I am sorry.
501
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,461
Can you believe it was 20 years ago
502
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,296
that we celebrated that magical event?
503
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:52,799
Our first group thing.
504
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,101
- Excuse me?
- Oh, that's what this is.
505
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,069
- This isn't their wedding anniversary?
- I don't know, Jay,
506
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,280
but it seems to be
working, just go with it.
507
00:18:59,281 --> 00:19:01,407
I remember it like it was yesterday.
508
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,876
I looked in your eyes, then
you looked in Phil's eyes,
509
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,344
then Phil looked in Brenda's eye...
510
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,113
Well, you remember it, you were there.
511
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:09,314
Happy orgi-versary, my love.
512
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,050
Happy orgi-versary.
513
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,085
Let me show you to your seats.
514
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:17,189
I-I'll be right there, dear. Uh... Uh,
515
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:19,726
about our little problem...
516
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,994
I am happy to look the other way.
517
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,231
Thank you, jam bro.
518
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,999
You're welcome.
519
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,535
- Would you like to join us?
- God, no.
520
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,904
I mean... I got to cook and stuff.
521
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,573
Of course.
522
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,814
- Hey, babe. Just to ask...
- Hmm?
523
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,450
y-you think our marriage
is good, right? Like, um,
524
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,053
your chrysanthemum's being watered?
525
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,688
Of course, Jay.
526
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:52,058
It's just, if anything
ever was bothering you,
527
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,193
I just want us to be able
to communicate about it.
528
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:57,496
- Aw. You're the sweetest.
- Mm.
529
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,699
You know...
530
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,267
now is not a bad time
to do a little gardening.
531
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:06,438
Okay, well, let me
just get my... sun hat.
532
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,008
- What?
- I don't know. I'm not good with metaphors.
533
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,277
- Just shut up.
- Mm.
534
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,779
Mm.
535
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,647
It's a dinosaur lamp.
Can you believe it?
536
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,315
And it arrived so quickly.
537
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:18,184
Samantha ordered it
for me on Amazon Prime
538
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,610
since I heroically
surrendered the dinosaur bed.
539
00:20:20,611 --> 00:20:22,405
Isaac very good at surrendering.
540
00:20:22,406 --> 00:20:24,422
It changes color when
you press the button.
541
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,525
It's very neat. You have to see it.
542
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,028
But we can't press button.
543
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,130
Oh, not a problem. Sam!
544
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,232
Sam, I need you!
545
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,934
Sam! Sam!
546
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,670
- What's happening?
- The button!
547
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,206
This gift was a big mistake.
548
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,508
Sam... !
549
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:48,000
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