1 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:08,008 Previously on "Younger..." 2 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:09,289 I think it's time that I actually buy 3 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:10,551 my own apartment in New York City. 4 00:00:10,575 --> 00:00:13,448 Check out this cutie-patootie crib I found. 5 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:15,493 Casting for a real estate TV show. 6 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,645 - Are you out of your mind? - You won't believe the perks, 7 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:18,995 and this will be really good for your brand. 8 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,543 This is a show that I did about trans women 9 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:24,198 on the Lower East Side. 10 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:26,113 Uh, professor, what do you call that one? 11 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:27,679 That's called "My Wife." 12 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:30,726 Maybe you're not a good fit here after all. 13 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:32,119 What're you doing here? 14 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:35,035 Just thought you might need a friend right now. 15 00:00:41,171 --> 00:00:42,564 - Thank you. - I thought you guys 16 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:44,566 were perfect for each other, what happened? 17 00:00:44,696 --> 00:00:46,829 Well, he wanted to get married again, 18 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:51,312 - and I just didn't. - Yeah, that's a fast proposal. 19 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:52,878 Must be an old guy thing. You know, 20 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:55,098 no time to lose before they head towards that light. 21 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:59,059 - No, he's just traditional. 22 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:00,451 Are you okay, Mom? 23 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:03,498 I mean, you really loved him, 24 00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:05,028 and you still have to work with him. 25 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,284 It's fine, we're adults. 26 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:08,615 I guess the only problem is... 27 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,287 Quinn Tyler. 28 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:14,596 - Is that Quinn Tyler? - Uhh... 29 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,686 Right. Yep, that is Quinn Tyler. 30 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:18,924 - Oh, my God. - Have you read her new book? 31 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:19,949 It's amazing. 32 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:21,124 Honey, we published it. 33 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,168 Wait, so you know her? 34 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:23,692 Like, she would know your face? 35 00:01:23,735 --> 00:01:25,452 - She kinda would, yeah. - Okay, then I gotta meet her. 36 00:01:25,476 --> 00:01:27,957 She's my hero. 37 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,567 Lady, your food! 38 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:34,137 Quinn? Hi. 39 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:36,966 Liza, hello. I thought I smelled the food cart. 40 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,142 What a stomach you must have. 41 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:40,970 Um, I just... I wanted to introduce you 42 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,537 to my daughter, this is Caitlin. 43 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,452 Oh, my God, Miss Tyler, I'm a huge fan. 44 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:46,018 We all are up at school. 45 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:48,630 - Oh, that's so kind. - Where do you go, Smith? 46 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:51,154 Are you a legacy? Your mom strikes me as a Smith girl. 47 00:01:51,285 --> 00:01:52,764 I saw her wearing loafers once. 48 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:55,202 Uh, no, I'm at Vassar. 49 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:57,421 Oh, I went to Vassar! 50 00:01:57,465 --> 00:01:59,467 Class of what does that matter? 51 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:01,556 - What year are you? - Senior. 52 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:03,514 Oh, God, isn't it the worst? 53 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:05,840 You wanna go out in the world, but you know this is the best 54 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:06,996 it's ever gonna be. 55 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:08,519 Ugh, I sobbed all the way 56 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,130 through our last acapella concert. 57 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:11,740 - Wait you sang acapella? - Me too, 58 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,283 I'm in this group called The Troublemakers. 59 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:14,743 - I'm a Troublemaker. - No way. 60 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:17,441 - Yes way! Oh, my God! 61 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,269 You know what I actually carry around 62 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:21,184 - is a pitch pipe. - Okay. 63 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,881 Ready? 64 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:42,901 Yay! 65 00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:52,346 Do you still do a group hug after every performance? 66 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:53,909 - Yes, we do. - Okay, then get in here. 67 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:56,828 Ohh. 68 00:02:56,872 --> 00:03:00,136 I'll see you at the foreign rights auction meeting. 69 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:02,530 Oh, wow. She's incredible. 70 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:04,358 As in, not to be believed, yes. 71 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:06,528 Oh, I hate myself, I was this close to asking her, 72 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:08,797 - and I choked. - Asking her about what? 73 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:11,626 Mom, The Spirit of Vassar Award... why I'm in town. 74 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:13,105 I thought you had Jane Fonda. 75 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,759 She got arrested again. 76 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,892 - Can you ask her, Mom? - Uhh... 77 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:18,241 It's her alma mater, 78 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,740 it's tomorrow, and it'd be really good for me 79 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:21,984 because I'm the one who pushed for Jane. 80 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:23,986 It's a code red, Mom. 81 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:25,379 Please. 82 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:36,390 That sounds good to me. 83 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,218 - London, you got that? - Yes. 84 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:40,524 - Berlin? - Yeah. 85 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:41,786 Sorry, what's that now? 86 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,266 Fur dich. It means "for you." 87 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:44,833 Ah, okay, I went a different way. 88 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,400 - That was impressive. 89 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:47,723 We don't usually let our authors 90 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:49,112 handle the foreign rights auction. 91 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:51,883 - Oh, I know all these boys. - They owe me. 92 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:53,581 - So if we're done... - Um, actually, 93 00:03:53,624 --> 00:03:55,191 can I talk to you for a second? 94 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:57,889 - Ooh, that sounds ominous. - Should I be scouting the exits? 95 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:00,457 Yeah, I'm going to go, uh, duck and cover. 96 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:04,983 No, it's not about us or Charles. 97 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:06,855 Look, I know this is probably impossible 98 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:08,291 because it's tomorrow night, 99 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:10,728 but my daughter wants me to ask you if you'd be 100 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:13,078 willing to receive the Spirit of Vassar Award. 101 00:04:13,122 --> 00:04:15,298 Tomorrow night? 102 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:16,778 Sounds like somebody canceled. 103 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:21,522 Right. Um... 104 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,437 I get it, it's fine. 105 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,395 Thank you for being so nice to her. 106 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:27,310 So, yeah, I'm available. 107 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:28,983 Tell her I'd be honored, and then you can 108 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:30,407 just give me all the details, right? 109 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:32,402 Okay, but if you're saying yes now 110 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:33,882 and you're going to cancel tomorrow, 111 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:36,450 it's my daughter, and it really means a lot to her. 112 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,279 Liza, when are you gonna realize you can trust me? 113 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,846 I promise I'll be there. 114 00:04:41,977 --> 00:04:43,500 I didn't... 115 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:45,459 Thank you. 116 00:04:45,589 --> 00:04:48,897 Onions, what would street meat be without them? 117 00:04:57,819 --> 00:05:00,212 Oh. Oh, Maggie. 118 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,345 Maggie. Maggie, Maggie, Maggie. There you are. 119 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:05,000 Cass, it's so great to see you! 120 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:07,481 Um, you really shouldn't be seeing this. 121 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:10,135 I was supposed to just go leave it on your desk. 122 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:12,486 It's a gift from you know who. 123 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,836 So we're all clear for that trip to P-town? 124 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:17,534 Ooh, we have to clear up a little problem first. 125 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:19,667 - I thought we did. - Not the boobs, the tweets. 126 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,973 - Have you seen these? - Well, I don't pay attention 127 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:24,498 to the critics, I mean, no true artist does. 128 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:25,890 They're not critics. 129 00:05:26,021 --> 00:05:28,719 They're students, apparently, and quite angry. 130 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:31,113 You don't want effigies burning in the quad. 131 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:33,202 Believe me, they make one of me last year 132 00:05:33,245 --> 00:05:34,421 over the tuition increase. 133 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:36,466 Not flattering, I was in a plaid suit. 134 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:38,033 I read one or two of them, 135 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:40,165 and they're completely ridiculous. 136 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:41,645 I mean, inappropriate. 137 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:43,473 How am I inappropriate? 138 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:44,518 You gotta be careful. 139 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:46,911 These kids are incredibly woke 140 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,871 and your work goes all the way back to the '90s. 141 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:52,282 Just think, there could be other skeletons in your closet. 142 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,049 And what about the Halloweens? 143 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:55,398 Wh-what Halloweens? 144 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:58,096 Maggie, there's been a lot of Halloweens. 145 00:05:58,227 --> 00:05:59,533 Look, I'm your ally here, 146 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:01,361 but if the students turn on you, I... 147 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,363 It's one or two, tops. 148 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:05,016 Maybe they don't like Italians. 149 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,888 I'm the one who should be angry. 150 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:10,152 Uh-oh, I don't think your clay is hard. 151 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:12,720 Oh, my God. This is the one that I worked so hard on. 152 00:06:12,763 --> 00:06:17,246 Oh, and careful, you could lose a ring up there. 153 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:19,117 It happens. Am I right? 154 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:25,515 - Cheers. 155 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:28,649 - To Kelsey. - Ah! Here we go. 156 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:32,217 Tonight, Brett meets a new client, 157 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:34,132 young, successful, driven. 158 00:06:34,263 --> 00:06:37,353 - That's me. - With an agenda all her own. 159 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:38,920 So exciting. 160 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:42,010 This is the kitchen with the view. 161 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:46,188 - I don't know. - Oh, my God. 162 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:47,407 Okay. At the end of this, 163 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:48,930 after they're all too expensive, 164 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:52,237 I kinda say, "I think I should just give up." 165 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:55,240 It's so hard seeing what you want so bad 166 00:06:55,284 --> 00:06:58,418 and hearing him say, "It can't happen." 167 00:06:58,548 --> 00:07:00,202 - Devastating. - Oh, my God. 168 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:03,118 I have not felt this sad since Meryl's scene in "Mamma Mia! 2" 169 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:05,121 when she comes back as a ghost with good lighting. 170 00:07:05,903 --> 00:07:06,903 Yeah, it happens. 171 00:07:06,948 --> 00:07:08,210 It's a professional hazard. 172 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:10,081 Clients get crushes on me. 173 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:12,823 They're coming off marriages or relationships 174 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,994 and I'm the guy they lean on to start their new life 175 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:16,760 and frankly, I've got the shoulders for it. 176 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:19,569 But Kelsey? Oh, my. 177 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:21,919 She is taking it to a new level. 178 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:24,356 - Oh. - I mean, I felt her eyes 179 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:25,575 on me all afternoon. 180 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,316 - What? 181 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:34,802 My God. Kelsey, look at you looking at him, 182 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:36,673 you're giving him full blow-up doll face. 183 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:38,545 I was looking at the backsplash. 184 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:40,460 That... that's my tumbled granite face. 185 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:43,245 What can I say? The place is for sale, not me. 186 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,769 I just don't think I've ever come across 187 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:48,206 a client this thirsty, 188 00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:49,469 I mean, motivated. 189 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:51,949 She's comin' in hot. 190 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:55,823 - I can't believe this. - Lauren, this is your fault. 191 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:58,652 No... it's-it's not that bad, right guys? 192 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:00,697 - No. - No, Kelsey come on. 193 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:03,004 You opened that closet, like, really well. 194 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:06,181 And I liked how you knew why copper piping's important. 195 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:08,052 - Yeah. 196 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:10,490 You said this was gonna be good for my brand. 197 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,709 Which is what now, exactly, Lauren? 198 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,583 Some desperate, thirsty, Manhattan bulge-hunter? 199 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:18,715 Now that actually sounds like a show. 200 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,124 Okay, well, we're just very unhappy 201 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:33,948 - with how you portrayed her. - Unhappy, no. 202 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,602 You tell them that I will sue. 203 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:37,125 Like, they cannot air that again. 204 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:38,668 - Uh-huh, yes, she's here. - You know what? 205 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,128 And we're going to bow out. 206 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:41,564 Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. 207 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:44,393 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 208 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,873 Yes, I will tell her that. 209 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:47,352 Yeah, I remember. 210 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:48,832 No, no, no, no. Yeah, I do. 211 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,181 Okay, I gotta go. Bye bye. 212 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:52,140 What? You remember what? 213 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:54,335 - Um... - Apparently I might have signed 214 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:55,926 a four-episode contract for you 215 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:58,102 while that cute guy was wiring you for your mic. 216 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,515 You know, I didn't want to interrupt 217 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,365 a moment that might be happening. 218 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:01,541 What? 219 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,891 Lauren, wait, I can't quit. 220 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:07,155 Uhh... 221 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,287 Wait, you can be fired. 222 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:11,246 Yes, it's reality TV, right? 223 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:13,683 So they like crazy, and drunk, and angry. 224 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,380 So you just be calm, be reasonable. 225 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,271 Don't flip over a table or poop on the floor in Mexico, 226 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:19,576 You know... just they'll move on to the next crazy person. 227 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,082 Hm, okay, so that's your plan. 228 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,083 Just act dull. 229 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:24,128 Kels, come on, you can do this. 230 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,914 Just be that girl you are in the mornings, 231 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:29,090 when you start telling me about your dreams. 232 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:46,150 Oh, that's nice. 233 00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:47,935 Charles is doing the publisher thing 234 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:50,590 and walking in with his author. 235 00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:58,598 Mom, are Quinn and Charles... 236 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:03,211 Yes, they are dating buddies, 237 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,126 and thus, naturally, 238 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,780 he accompanies her unto gatherings. 239 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,564 She's his rebound? 240 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:10,958 Oh God, you should have told me, 241 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,283 - I never would've asked. - Then you wouldn't have 242 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:14,570 saved the day, right? 243 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,572 And I wanted you to save the day. 244 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:19,270 I will try to hate her a little for you, 245 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,620 but after tonight, okay? 246 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,839 Don't hate her. 247 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:23,971 I don't even hate her. 248 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,537 Come on Mom, you're only human. 249 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:28,062 Yeah, the human who needs a drink. 250 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:30,151 No. 251 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:32,675 I know it's only four months until you're legal, but no. 252 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,329 Whatever. Dad will get me one. 253 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:36,331 - Say what now? - Dad! 254 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:40,988 He wanted to come. I hope that's not a big deal. 255 00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:43,773 - God, no. - What a super fun evening 256 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:44,948 this is turning out to be. 257 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:47,168 - I'll be right back. - Hey, Liza. 258 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,865 You're looking well. 259 00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:53,827 You, too. I think one of your gums is bleeding. 260 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,219 Ooh, yeah, yeah. 261 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:56,786 That's been happening. No big deal. 262 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,528 Uh, just... yeah. 263 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,357 Developing a teeth whitening system, 264 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,925 so I dialed it up to 11. 265 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,575 I didn't know you were gonna be here. 266 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,364 Well, I dumped enough money into this place. 267 00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:12,019 Time to recoup with a little free chicken dinner, right? 268 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,195 Yeah. One chicken dinner ought to even you right up. 269 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,985 So this is a classic pre-war five, 270 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,770 but actually built last year. 271 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,642 - So pre the next war? 272 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,993 You look, uh, I don't know, down. 273 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:34,868 No, I don't talk when I look, 274 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:37,479 which may not make very interesting 275 00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:38,741 or compelling viewing, 276 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:41,439 which could result in lower ratings, 277 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,703 but it's just me. 278 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,705 No, no, no, you're tender today. 279 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,663 No, not at all. 280 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,970 I'm just... 281 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,754 I know this building, 282 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,887 and there's nothing under two million. 283 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,715 I threw a party on the penthouse 284 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,318 - for my company. - Oh, and your company 285 00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,501 is important to you, isn't it, Kelsey? 286 00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,503 It's lonely at the top. 287 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,200 I'm not lonely. 288 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,507 I'm extremely popular, and you know what? 289 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,248 - What? - No, no, no. 290 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,772 I'm not... I'm... I'm fine, I'm fine. 291 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,469 I'm not... not doing this. 292 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,777 Well, I may not be able to make all your dreams come true, 293 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,866 but how about these bookshelves, huh? 294 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,956 Your love of books is one thing I can satisfy. 295 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:23,090 I mean, it's like it was made for a, I don't know, say, 296 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,788 a young publishing exec who sometimes curls up 297 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,921 with a novel to nurse a broken heart. 298 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:30,314 - Oh, hang on. - Oh my gosh. 299 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:31,925 That's one of your books, right? 300 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,884 - Is this cut in half? - What the hell is this? 301 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,320 It's genius, right? 302 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,801 I mean, you don't want a big, old bookcase 303 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:39,976 eating up floor space. 304 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:43,719 - Solution: Faux. - Okay, I'm done. 305 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,113 This whole show is insane. 306 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,245 You haven't shown me one apartment I can afford 307 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,465 - and... and now this? - Okay. 308 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,206 This is aspirational TV. 309 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,948 No one in America wants to see what you can afford. 310 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:58,168 - You are just wasting my time. - Bye. 311 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,823 And guys, he's wasting your time, too. 312 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,651 - And just so you know, 313 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,305 America, I can do a lot better 314 00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,786 than a guy who talks about his cats, 315 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,875 and their many moods in between takes. 316 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,486 And speaking of faux, 317 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,053 that's a sock in his pants. 318 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:15,359 Yeah, wardrobe told me. 319 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,709 Starting to sound a lot like hell hath no fury 320 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,668 like a wo... ow! 321 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:20,843 Cut. 322 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,934 - Ugh! - Kelsey. 323 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:27,328 Rob. Clare's ex. How are you? 324 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,871 Do you know what they're doing in your building 325 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,462 on the 20th floor, that TV show? 326 00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,160 I'm guessing you're gonna tell me. 327 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,336 That stupid reality show where we're 328 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,642 supposed to pretend we're gonna find our dream home, 329 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,254 but instead they humiliate you and won't let you quit. 330 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:42,125 So you are one of their clients. 331 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,997 I... I did not know that. 332 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,782 - So you're in on this? - I work with them. 333 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,523 Yeah, and all the big developers do. 334 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,307 We gotta move these apartments. 335 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,874 Unbelievable. 336 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,678 Well, you know what? Next time you try to sell 337 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,182 an apartment to a publisher, 338 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:58,315 don't line the walls with decapitated books. 339 00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,622 No wonder Clare dumped you. 340 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,195 For me, the real spirit of Vassar 341 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,066 is in the young people it educates. 342 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,199 Now, I've met some of them tonight, 343 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,244 and there's one young lady in particular 344 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,725 who is in perfect tune with our cherished alma mater, 345 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,466 and I wanna thank her. 346 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:19,684 I want to thank all of you. 347 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,382 Now I have a dessert to finish. 348 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,036 Good night, everybody. 349 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,342 Wow. Hot millionaire. 350 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,214 Respect, man. 351 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,350 Was that shout out for me? 352 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,526 - Yeah. - Thank you for that 353 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,398 and for this... Really, thank you so much. 354 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,095 Aw, anything for a Troublemaker. 355 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:44,666 Speaking of teeth, how's your relationship with yours? 356 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:46,842 - Cordial. - 'Cause I'm launching 357 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,235 a teeth whitening company. 358 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:49,908 Right now, we're just kinda putting together 359 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:53,414 the synergy, the vertical integration, and the metrics. 360 00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,546 - The metrics. - I'd love to explain it all 361 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:58,114 to you, walk you through my vision for America's mouth. 362 00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:03,380 You know, the healthcare segment 363 00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,992 is one of the certainties of our time. 364 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,776 So take this card. 365 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:10,735 She's the head of my VC firm. 366 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:13,216 - Venture capital firm. - Mm. 367 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:16,089 She might be able to smooth out your learning curve. 368 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,786 - Or vice versa. - I'm always very happy 369 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,222 to share my expertise. 370 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,225 Thank you. 371 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,628 Both: Hey. 372 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:36,805 I just... I just wanted to say thank you. 373 00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:40,940 - Aw. - And I don't know, I just... 374 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,464 I wish I understood you better. 375 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:45,379 Hell, I know. 376 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:46,789 I've written two books about me, 377 00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,445 and I can tell you, bitch is unpredictable. 378 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,298 - No, I'm serious. 379 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,126 I wanna think that you've changed 380 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,954 and Charles obviously does, 381 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,478 but you kinda built a trap for me 382 00:15:57,521 --> 00:16:00,785 the night of your book launch, and I fell into it. 383 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:04,441 Are you that person or this one? 384 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,226 - You need to remember that 385 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:08,619 you were digging for dirt on me in order to get between 386 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:11,100 me and Charles, so I had to play rough. 387 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,252 I knew it didn't look great, but when it comes to him, 388 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,148 I'd rather save my ass than my face. 389 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,586 Doesn't he deserve that? 390 00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,022 Yes. 391 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,503 Look, you may not know me, 392 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,853 but I know who you are. 393 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,856 You're Maria von Trapp, 394 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:30,946 you're sweetness and light, and pillow fights and guitars, 395 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,600 and I am just not that. 396 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:36,125 Whether I like it or not, I'm the baroness. 397 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,040 Nobody roots for the baroness. 398 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:44,177 But what they always forget is the baroness loved the Captain. 399 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,440 She loved him very much. 400 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,009 Good night, Liza. 401 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,375 - Hi. - Hey. 402 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,072 Funny thing, I meant to tell you 403 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,770 that I had breakfast with Dylan Park 404 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,207 at Marlow and Sons the other day. 405 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,557 Oh, how did she like your notes? 406 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,907 Good. Great. Yeah. 407 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,039 But as we were leaving, 408 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,171 we ran into Lottie from "Vulture," 409 00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:25,870 and I pitched a piece about Inkubator for their site. 410 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,263 I thought, let 'em run a sidebar 411 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:30,266 or a chapter of Dylan's book. 412 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:33,226 Dylan was fine with it if we are... anything we want. 413 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,445 Huh. 414 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,968 I mean, I think that could work. 415 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,448 Ohh, thank God, 416 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:41,234 'cause Lottie kinda jumped the gun 417 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:45,064 and it dropped today, a half-hour ago. 418 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,588 - What? Oh, my God. - I know. 419 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,069 But read the comments. They love it. 420 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,461 Lottie says it's already 421 00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,333 driving a lot of traffic to the site. 422 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,465 She wants another chapter. Are you mad? 423 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:58,164 Oh, my God. 424 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:01,254 They love it. Oh, my God! 425 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,299 Our little Inkubator is taking off. 426 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,605 I know. 427 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,523 Oh my God, can you stop these? 428 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,481 - Whoa. - What are you talking about? 429 00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,807 - Look at these tweets. - I've read nicer things about me 430 00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,591 on the wall of the men's room in high school. 431 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:16,941 I mean, at least they were more accurate. 432 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,009 Wait, trans-phobic? 433 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,446 You're not trans-phobic. 434 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:22,101 No, no, but I guess I triggered some students 435 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,624 when I mentioned my old show, 436 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,582 you know, "Gypsies, Trannies, and Thieves." 437 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:26,670 Uhh... 438 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,281 Did you use air quotes, at least? 439 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,650 I know, I know. But it's what we used to call each other 440 00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:31,545 back in the day. 441 00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:32,783 I mean, technically, we don't 442 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,635 say gypsy anymore, either. 443 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,506 It's Romani or traveller. 444 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,726 But, hey, thieves is still okay, though. 445 00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,486 - You know, that's my problem. - I've never been 446 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,662 a tiptoe person, but, you know, thank God, 'cause that show 447 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,385 - put me on the map. - It's not adult ed, is it? 448 00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:46,734 - No. - All right, 'cause if 449 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,823 you're teaching a bunch of college students, 450 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,564 I don't think these tweets came from them. 451 00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:53,567 - How can you tell? - You got Twitter for desktop, 452 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:56,570 um, this quote from Leslie Stahl, 453 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,790 and the lingo... Who says, razzamatazz? 454 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,445 If you ask me, you made one real enemy, 455 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,491 and they're definitely too old to be a student. 456 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:08,277 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 457 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:09,974 Thank you. Give me this. 458 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,106 Thank you. Oh, my God. 459 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,760 I gotta go. I'll call you later. 460 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,936 Okay. 461 00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:17,068 Razzamatazz. 462 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,659 Can I have a word with you, Dean? 463 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,163 Yes, come in. Listen, 464 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,165 I'm afraid the situation is going sideways. 465 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:27,296 We've had more tweets. 466 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:30,560 Ooh, your poor little fingers. 467 00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:34,042 It must be really hard typing razzamatazz. 468 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,913 So many Z's. 469 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,284 I'm sorry. I don't understand. 470 00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:38,916 I know it was you. 471 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:41,528 "Groovy," "right on" 472 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,704 and a quote from Billie Jean King. 473 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,532 This was all you. 474 00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,534 You set me up, 475 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:49,405 because you didn't believe me about Kamila. 476 00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,494 Of course I don't believe you. 477 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,975 She gave me a bust of herself last Christmas. 478 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,846 Why would she give me another one? 479 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:59,894 You pressured her, to send you photos of her bosom. 480 00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:03,202 And worse than that, you are damaging these kids 481 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,942 with your antiquated views. 482 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,510 Me? Antiquated? 483 00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:10,731 You wear rouge and told me to pack my valise 484 00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,733 - for Provincetown. - Well, guess what? 485 00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:15,083 You can unpack it, 'cause you're fired. 486 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,737 You brought this on yourself. 487 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,218 And I don't blame Kamila, poor thing, she's vulnerable, 488 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,586 she's struggling, you took advantage, 489 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,395 she's trying to overcome her sexual blocks. 490 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,092 Oh, she overcomes all right, 491 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:26,094 like the flume ride at Coney Island, 492 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,574 like a broken shower head, 493 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:30,533 like an open fire hydrant in a hot city street. 494 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:32,231 - Get out! - No. You know what? 495 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:33,623 Not without my clay tits. 496 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,583 Oh, excuse me... my clay bosom. 497 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,107 Ciao. 498 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,725 Kelsey? 499 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:52,468 I meant to decline, I'm sorry. Bye. 500 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,209 Hang on, hang on. 501 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,882 I just wanted to let you know that you are out of the show, 502 00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,362 and they've agreed not to run your episode. 503 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,649 Are you serious? 504 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,172 How did that happen? 505 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,784 Eight of the next ten locations are in my buildings. 506 00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,046 I call it leverage, 507 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,241 I think they call it blackmail, 508 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,832 - Potato, potahto. - Well, thank you. 509 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,400 - You're welcome. - And I learned my lesson here, 510 00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:14,011 you know, reality is not my friend. 511 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,491 I learned a lesson, too. 512 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:16,971 Next time I stage an apartment, 513 00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,451 I'm gonna use real books. 514 00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:20,409 - I was thinking maybe 515 00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:21,845 you could help me pick some out. 516 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:25,458 You want books, Rob, I will send you a list, 517 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:28,678 along with a link to a little trade secret we call Amazon. 518 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,463 Hey, I live on Amazon, 519 00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:31,768 but I was thinking of maybe 520 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:34,031 supporting a nice independent bookstore. 521 00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:36,251 I recycle, got bamboo sheets, 522 00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:37,837 I'm pretty left-wing for a money-hungry 523 00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:40,560 real estate developer, if you grade on a curve. 524 00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:42,344 There is literally nothing you could say 525 00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:45,304 that would persuade me to get within five feet 526 00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,218 of someone in Manhattan real estate. 527 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,655 I've got two things. 528 00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:50,613 One: No cameras. 529 00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:54,008 And two: I will only buy Empirical books. No, uh... 530 00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:56,924 Not Empirical, Millennial books. 531 00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:59,361 I'd like to be loyal to the classic brands. 532 00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:02,277 Meet me at Little Shop, 7:00 p.m. 533 00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,417 Hi. 534 00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:13,070 Lauren wanted some promo copies. 535 00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:14,855 I can't believe the sales. 536 00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,596 And no daggers this time. 537 00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:18,380 I just got off the phone with Caitlin. 538 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:20,077 She said you arranged an internship 539 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:23,385 for her this summer with Mind Palace podcasts. 540 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,058 - It's my pleasure. - When you're a soprano, 541 00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,214 you have to love your altos. 542 00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,911 - They're the frame. 543 00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:29,130 And she's a great kid. 544 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,262 I'm assuming mostly thanks to you. 545 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,786 David's not so bad. 546 00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:35,092 - Not to her, anyway. 547 00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:36,790 - I had a David... - A Harry actually. 548 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,096 But I got rid of him as soon as I figured that out. 549 00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:41,447 Harry? He's not in your books. 550 00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:43,884 Not my happiest memory. 551 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:45,647 God, I thought I was so smart bailing early, 552 00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:46,887 but maybe you was smarter. 553 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,715 You stayed, you did the marriage thing, 554 00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:50,717 and you got Caitlin out of the deal. 555 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:55,243 I do a lot of deals, but I don't have a Caitlin. 556 00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,419 Probably never will. 557 00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:59,029 - Quinn... - Of course, not going 558 00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:02,293 through childbirth has certain compensations. 559 00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,078 Everything down here is exactly the way. 560 00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:06,036 God and my waxer Fabian made me. 561 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,298 Hmm. 562 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,213 See, don't worry, 563 00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:11,390 I'm still me. 564 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,348 See you later. 565 00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:33,194 Oh, this is enough for ten bookshelves, 566 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:34,413 20 if I cut 'em in half. 567 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:37,328 - Ha, ha. 568 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:40,375 Okay, well, it was fun. 569 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:41,898 My train's on the corner. 570 00:23:42,029 --> 00:23:44,109 Oh, no, no, Freddie can take you anywhere you want. 571 00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:48,514 Home or maybe dinner with a friendly book lover. 572 00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:49,558 You dated Clare. 573 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:51,255 We broke up last month. 574 00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:53,693 Oh, wow, a whole 30 days. 575 00:23:53,823 --> 00:23:56,173 Are you even close with Clare? 576 00:23:56,304 --> 00:24:00,308 - What's her last name? - Uhh, something Irish? 577 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,266 O'Something... McSomething. 578 00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:03,746 - Oh, nope. 579 00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:06,488 Yeah, that's what I thought. 580 00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:08,403 What if I call you tomorrow? 581 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:11,275 Is 31 the magic number, or is it day 41? 582 00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,495 I can count really high. 583 00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:15,454 It's a hard pass. 584 00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:17,934 Thank you, though, and my authors, 585 00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:20,197 they thank you, too. 586 00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:21,982 Tell them they're welcome. 587 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,465 Okay. Well, good night. 588 00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:32,035 O'Reilly! Clare O'Reilly. 589 00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:33,994 O'Brien. 590 00:24:34,037 --> 00:24:35,778 Good night, Kelsey. 591 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:48,748 - It's probably a good thing. You're an artist. 592 00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:51,011 And the whole teaching thing might have become 593 00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:52,273 this great distraction. 594 00:24:52,403 --> 00:24:53,643 Yeah, you know what they say, 595 00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:55,406 those who can't do teach, right? 596 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,757 Yeah, and those who do the Dean's wife, can't. 597 00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,247 - You know, you're right 598 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,630 and this show is who I am, I can't wait to see... 599 00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:05,634 Hey, what are you doing with that sign? 600 00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:06,983 Maggy Amato's been canceled. 601 00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:08,419 No, you mean postponed. 602 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:09,899 No, canceled. 603 00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:12,902 Not just the show, the person... she's canceled. 604 00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:14,227 Have you read what they've been saying about her 605 00:25:14,251 --> 00:25:16,123 on Twitter? 606 00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:18,342 Who are you? 607 00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:19,561 Nobody, I guess. 608 00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:30,441 - Who would we be working with? - Both of us. 609 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:32,400 - It'll be a double date. - Ha. 610 00:25:32,443 --> 00:25:34,533 Liza, this is really good. 611 00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:38,579 He proposed? 612 00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:45,282 I'm not really looking for a complicated dating situation. 613 00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:46,849 Clare and I ended things amicably. 614 00:25:46,893 --> 00:25:49,417 And have you asked Clare how she feels about that? 615 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,438 Well, it's never too late to be what you might have been. 616 00:25:51,462 --> 00:25:53,464 You believe that's true? 617 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,554 I should've seen this coming.