1 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:04,863 You know what? I'm thinking of getting rid of my cell phone. 2 00:00:04,904 --> 00:00:06,394 You're gonna go BlackBerry? 3 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:08,907 No no, I'm gonna go old school... pager and pay phone. 4 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:11,570 You selling dime bags out of your mom's car again? 5 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:14,341 I'm just sick and tired of people being able to reach me whenever they want. 6 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:16,747 You know, it's like, "I want to talk about blah blah blah. 7 00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:18,808 I have a medical emergency." I don't care. 8 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,821 I just want to get off the grid for a while, crazy guy style. 9 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,016 - I'll catch you guys back at the house. - Okay. 10 00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:32,492 What the hell? Where am I? 11 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,635 Great. No no, this is just great. 12 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:42,573 See, I was supposed to be getting a hot stone massage, 13 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:45,806 but instead I'm with my buddy. Wonderful. 14 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:47,676 The Devil brought us here, you idiot. 15 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,114 Oh, idiot. Nice. Real mature, bro. 16 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:51,845 You're short. 17 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,445 Yeah, next to a weird Frankenstein monster like you. 18 00:00:54,487 --> 00:00:56,250 What are you, like 5'4 ", 5'5"? 19 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:58,985 - Screw you. - All right, fellas. Take it easy. 20 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:03,018 Just take it easy. Everybody just breathe. 21 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:08,561 Yeah, would you look at that, huh? Makes me sick. 22 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:11,126 All the CO2 spewing in the air polluting our planet, 23 00:01:11,171 --> 00:01:12,934 choking our beautiful Mother Earth. 24 00:01:12,972 --> 00:01:15,964 Did you know that global warming is the biggest threat facing us today? 25 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,977 Really? You care about global warming? 26 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:20,571 Yes I care, 'cause it can destroy our planet. 27 00:01:20,613 --> 00:01:23,673 And if that happens, that jackass upstairs 28 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:26,207 can count all the casualties as innocents. 29 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,277 That means I won't get any of the souls. 30 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:30,084 Zero. 31 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,488 So yeah, man, I've gone green. 32 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:33,355 Dad, if you want me to start driving an electric car, 33 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:34,485 you just say it. I'll do it. 34 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:36,358 You know what I would really love 35 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:38,626 is if one of you would step up and prove yourselves 36 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:40,724 worthy of being my second in command. 37 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,792 But I can see that's not possible. 38 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,895 So since time is of the essence, 39 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,873 we're going to have a little contest. 40 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:51,109 Two vessels, 41 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:53,612 one escaped soul. 42 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:56,444 The first one of you who brings this guy back to me in hell 43 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:58,781 will become my right-hand man... 44 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,712 my human representative in this realm 45 00:02:02,755 --> 00:02:06,247 serving at my side as we create hell on earth. 46 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:11,152 The loser however will be cast out. 47 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:14,530 No financial support, no clothes, no car. 48 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:18,162 Just an eternity of endless toil as one of my minions. 49 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:20,331 Put quite simply, your life will be garbage. 50 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:21,840 My life already is garbage. 51 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:25,572 Well, then we'll just have to find a way to make it worse. 52 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,747 Good luck, my sons. 53 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:47,358 - Hey, I'm here to kick your ass. - What? 54 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,891 I don't care what I have to do to win, but I am going to catch this soul. 55 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:51,927 I deserve to be by Dad's side. 56 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:53,962 I couldn't agree more. 57 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,804 No no, seriously, I want you to win. 58 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,776 I'll even help you if you want. 59 00:02:57,810 --> 00:02:59,744 I don't know what mind-games you're playing, 60 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:01,178 but I'm not buying it. 61 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,717 Oh, one more thing. 62 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,212 Oh, what the hell, man?! 63 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:11,883 Ass-whuppin' Morgan style. 64 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:14,086 Believe. 65 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:19,894 Jelly is jelly, whether it's grape or cherry. 66 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:23,061 - But I don't like cherry. - I just... whoa whoa. 67 00:03:23,102 --> 00:03:25,468 Why is there a small Mexican lady in our kitchen? 68 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,006 - It's my grandmother. - It's what? 69 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,512 - Also, she's not Mexican. - What? You're... 70 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,741 - Not Mexican either. - You're not? 71 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,875 So what are you? What, are you black? 72 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:40,977 Ethiopian? You're not Asian, I know that's out. 73 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:43,818 Don't tell me, American Samoan. 74 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:46,586 We've been friends for how long and you don't know I'm Puerto Rican? 75 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:49,993 Benjamin, I don't see colors, all right? 76 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:52,122 No, seriously, I don't. I'm red-green color blind. 77 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,928 It's called dichromasy. It's very painful for me. 78 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:57,368 So what it boils down to is that no, I can't ever be a jet fighter pilot, 79 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,564 but yes, I can have a commercial fishing license. 80 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:02,939 And that's good, but it's no jet fighter pilot. 81 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:06,139 Look at all this junk food I found in the fridge. 82 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:07,578 You eat all wrong. 83 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:10,242 How you doing, Grandma? 84 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,046 You remember Sock. 85 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,916 No. 86 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:16,012 Hey, good to see you too. 87 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:18,353 I'm going to plant some veggies 88 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,450 so you can eat like men. 89 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:23,394 How do you expect to find a decent girl 90 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:25,624 when you don't take care of yourself, Benjamin? 91 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:28,395 Actually, Benjamin has a pretty hot thing 92 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:29,958 going with a nice young lady named Nina. 93 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,631 Uh, my personal shopper. Thank you, Sock. 94 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:34,833 - Sure. - Nina's my personal shopper. 95 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:37,843 She helps get me my hats, shoes, assorted men's wear. 96 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:40,402 What did you say you were gonna plant back there, Grandma? 97 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:43,279 Because I'm actually into eggplant myself. 98 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:46,376 You know, maybe you could take a look at the garden 99 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:49,855 and see if maybe we could make a nice eggplant plant. 100 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:52,119 Maybe. 101 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:54,422 Vamonos, Chico. 102 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:57,896 Don't forget 103 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:00,626 you have your cousin's confirmation party tomorrow night. 104 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:03,534 I hate Hector, Grandma, but I will be there. 105 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:07,030 What's up? 106 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:08,734 You don't want Grandma to know you're dating Nina? 107 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:11,471 The woman can see evil, Sock. See it. 108 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,809 Remember how she knew Sam had something to do with the Devil? 109 00:05:13,846 --> 00:05:15,336 You don't think she'd figure out Nina's a demon? 110 00:05:15,381 --> 00:05:17,076 Yeah, probably. 111 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:19,380 But maybe she'd be proud that her grandson is railing a hot demon. 112 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:21,546 A demon who is way out of his league, I might add. 113 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:22,849 She would disown me. 114 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:25,016 That seems a bit much. 115 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:28,084 But I do know how you Mexicans have a spicy temper. 116 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,427 Okay, so we're all set. 117 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:36,367 Congratulations. Welcome to the Work Bench team. 118 00:05:36,402 --> 00:05:38,461 Oh, and... 119 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,904 this is for you. 120 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,701 Thank you so much. 121 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:47,508 This is such a blessing. 122 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:49,879 And let me promise you 123 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,680 I'm going to work my sack off. 124 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:57,382 Okay. Okay. 125 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:04,522 - Hey. - Hey. 126 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,532 So I was thinking that maybe we could drive 127 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:08,124 to the cemetery tomorrow and look for Alan. 128 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:09,794 I'm working a double shift tomorrow. 129 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:12,828 Oh, well, I'm giving you the day off. 130 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,602 Oh, okay. 131 00:06:15,641 --> 00:06:18,405 - What? - No, it's just... 132 00:06:18,444 --> 00:06:20,503 I seriously doubt Alan's gonna help me get out of my deal. 133 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:22,605 - He's too afraid of the Devil. - Oh. 134 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:24,878 Well, it's worth a shot, right? 135 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:27,385 Yeah yeah, I guess it is. 136 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:30,253 Okay, well, I think we should pretend to be mourners. 137 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:31,916 It's less conspicuous that way. 138 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:33,619 And there's a funeral that we can hit up at 4:00. 139 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:35,388 We're crashing a funeral? 140 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:38,522 Yeah. Don't you want us to get back together? 141 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:42,467 - I do. - Okay. Good. 142 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:45,062 - Okay, so how are we gonna do this? - I think we should split up. 143 00:06:45,104 --> 00:06:47,664 Ben, why don't you take the funeral and you can keep a lookout from there? 144 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:50,267 Me and Sock can pretend to be mourning at the gravesites 145 00:06:50,309 --> 00:06:52,277 and, I don't know, why don't you go back to the work shed? 146 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:53,938 - Okay. - Uh, actually, Andi, 147 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,244 - I think maybe I'd better handle the funeral. - Why? 148 00:06:56,282 --> 00:06:58,147 Well, it's gonna require some real acting 149 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:00,379 and I just don't think you have the chops, Benji. 150 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,285 I find you to be over the top. 151 00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:05,085 Hey, go big or go home, dawg. 152 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:07,991 - What is wrong with him? - I don't know. 153 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:26,409 So do you like funerals or... 154 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,845 How did you know her? 155 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,280 She was my high school English teacher. 156 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:32,284 Same. 157 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:35,617 God, what I wouldn't give to be sitting in her classroom one more time. 158 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:39,489 You know, just reading and learning and reading. 159 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:44,058 I don't know if it'll help, but me and some other students 160 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:46,963 are having a candlelight vigil. You should come. 161 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:48,864 Definitely. That'd be awesome. 162 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:51,335 I mean, yeah yeah. Yes. 163 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:54,897 That will be very sorrowful. 164 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:11,185 Alan. 165 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:14,987 Alan, hey, wait wait wait! 166 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:16,790 Hold on, I just want to talk. 167 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:23,993 There he is! 168 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:33,910 It's okay. It was her time. 169 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:35,937 She was only 46. 170 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,643 Shh shh. Shut up. 171 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,311 You know what I mean, right? 172 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:43,355 A prayer from Psalms. 173 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:46,586 For we know that neither death nor life 174 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:49,595 nor angels nor any other creature... 175 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:52,894 ...shall be able to separate us from the love of God 176 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:56,424 which is in Christ Jesus. 177 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,835 - Uh... - What's going on? 178 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,771 Nothing. Just boys being boys, right? 179 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:10,844 Read the... 180 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,544 read the Bible. 181 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:18,056 Hey, sorry. 182 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:20,183 That was a really powerful service. 183 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,194 - How's it going? - He won't talk. 184 00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:26,323 Well, maybe he just needs a little bit of encouragement. 185 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,902 Know where we are, Alan? 186 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:36,568 At the track. Look familiar? 187 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,474 We know you were a gambling addict, Alan. 188 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,479 Yeah, and you're out of hell on a technicality, 189 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,504 so if you sin once you'll be sent back immediately. 190 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:46,314 Now if I remember correctly, gambling is a sin. 191 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:48,286 - Uh-oh. - So here's the deal. 192 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,755 You tell us how you got out of your deal with the Devil 193 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:53,691 or we open this door and we leave you here. 194 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:56,889 Now maybe you march on home to your little cemetery there 195 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,295 and everything is hunky-dory. But maybe, just maybe, 196 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:02,699 you take this fresh $100 bill I got right here and these racing forms, 197 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:05,067 hop on in there and see how the ponies are running today, huh? 198 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,004 Place a couple bets just like the good old days. 199 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,199 Whiffaroo. 200 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,935 Hey, guys, it's not cool. All right? 201 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:11,807 - Just take me home. - You sure? 202 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:13,835 'Cause the races are gonna start any minute now. 203 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:16,780 - Please, I'm serious. - They got slot machines and keno. 204 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,716 Wait, guys. Guys, wait. 205 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:21,185 Video poker, scratch offs, twin quin. 206 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,620 - Okay, Sock, stop. - Hmm? Hmm? 207 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,817 - Come on, Alan. - Oh, go go! 208 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:28,725 Just let me bet this race. I need someone to bet $100 209 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,820 on the sixth horse to show. It's a lock. 210 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:34,230 Someone help me out here. Why are you people ignoring me? 211 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:45,770 Hey, guys, thanks for the impromptu torture session. 212 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:48,678 - It's a great way to break up the day. - Sorry to bother you. 213 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:51,649 If you just told us what we needed to know, we'd leave you alone. 214 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,618 - Not possible. - Why not? 215 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,486 Because if I talk to you, I'll be back on the Devil's radar. 216 00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:58,990 He's be trying to tempt me back to hell non-stop. 217 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,687 Although going back to hell 218 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,922 would be better than living cooped up in this little postage stamp. 219 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,489 Must be tough. 220 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,558 What choice do I have? 221 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,239 Hi. 222 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:22,044 I brought Vietnamese food. 223 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:24,641 I thought maybe we could go watch a movie. Flying later. 224 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,675 Yeah, great. Thanks. 225 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:29,313 You going somewhere? You got on your going-out chain. 226 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,050 Uh, yeah. 227 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,820 I have to go to my little cousin's confirmation. 228 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,020 And I was gonna invite you, sweetie, 229 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,360 but everyone's gonna be speaking Spanish there. 230 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:40,456 There'll be all these strange people to meet. 231 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,023 I knew you'd hate it. Be wicked boring. 232 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,899 No, that sounds like fun. I'd love to go. 233 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:46,769 That's really sweet. Thank you. 234 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:48,296 Really. But it's okay. 235 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:50,535 Do you not want me there? 236 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,100 I do. 237 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,941 It's not that. 238 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:58,444 It's my grandmother. She... 239 00:11:58,484 --> 00:11:59,712 sort of has the eye. 240 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,242 The eye? 241 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,949 She can see evil. 242 00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:07,516 And since you're a demon, I'm not sure she'd approve. 243 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,222 Well, you're a grownup, Ben. Why can't you just stand up to her? 244 00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:11,923 Because she's scary. 245 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:13,556 That lady does Pilates every day. 246 00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:15,726 Her core right here, the lady is rocking a sixer. 247 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,733 Benjamin, vamonos. 248 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:27,206 - Is that her? - I won't be long, okay? 249 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:30,704 So just stay here, relax, watch some TV, do the dishes. 250 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,480 And we'll talk about it later, all right? 251 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,282 Okay. 252 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,787 Okay, ya voy. 253 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,787 What are you doing? What are you doing? 254 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,763 You can't let her be bullying you. 255 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,766 Besides, I'm like 90% not evil. 256 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,701 That's less evil than most humans. She's gonna love me. 257 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:52,567 Please don't do this. Don't do this. Don't. 258 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,768 Hi, I'm Nina. 259 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,537 So nice to meet you. 260 00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,836 Abuelita, Nina is a friend of mine. 261 00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:04,645 And she was thinking of coming to the party. 262 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:08,016 That thing is not going to my party. 263 00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:10,078 You keep her away from me. 264 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,555 Far away. 265 00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:18,362 Listen. Look at me. I'm sor... 266 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:19,921 I'm sorry. 267 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,866 I promise this whole thing will work itself out, okay? 268 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,494 I'll call you when I get back. 269 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,402 Ahem! 270 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:35,971 Hey, man. 271 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:38,313 Sorry I slapped you. It was wrong. 272 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:40,215 Even if it was incredibly satisfying. 273 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:43,915 So you still up for lending me a hand with this thing? 274 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,389 Helping me win this? 275 00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:48,825 'Cause I'm having a teeny bit of trouble. 276 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,061 I can't believe this. 277 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,061 All right, his name is Bud Brown. 278 00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:59,593 Pretty bad dude... adultery, theft, murder. 279 00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:02,334 Says he owned a chop shop by the piers. Have you checked that out? 280 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:03,841 Not yet. 281 00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:06,743 - What about his apartment? - Huh? 282 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,906 - Oh, I didn't read that far down. - What have you done? 283 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,746 What, I'm here, aren't I? 284 00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:17,622 Huh. 285 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,593 What is he building in there? 286 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,930 I don't know. 287 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,368 Hey, let me see your vessel. That one looks different than mine. 288 00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,428 I'm pretty sure they're the same. 289 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:43,047 All right, so the Devil didn't say that the winner 290 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,073 was the one who vesseled him, just the one who sends him back to hell. 291 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:47,051 So I'm gonna go in there and capture him. 292 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:49,646 Then I'll give you the vessel, you drop it off at the DMV 293 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:51,451 and then, boom, you get the credit. 294 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,390 Good plan, man. 295 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:06,366 Hi. 296 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,903 Uh, I was just wondering if you guys bought spare auto parts, 297 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,843 'cause I have an old car I no longer use 298 00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:14,937 and it's got some pretty good stuff. 299 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,971 Get out. 300 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,984 I don't think so, Bud. 301 00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:29,857 It's not working. 302 00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,323 Hey! 303 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:02,452 Yeah, so you can get us in at 7:30, right? 304 00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:05,463 Okay, great, but will you just make sure I get a window seat? 305 00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:07,397 Last time I was in the middle of the restaurant 306 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,923 I could just barely hear myself think. 307 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,369 No no no, thank you very much. 308 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,338 All right. 309 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,273 See you tonight. 310 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,004 Hey, you're alive. 311 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,841 What the hell did you do to my vessel? 312 00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:22,642 I broke it. 313 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:24,205 And I gave you a real fire extinguisher. 314 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,149 What? Why? 315 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:28,983 - I almost got killed in there! - I know. 316 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,421 Just figured once you were gone this whole competition would get a lot easier. 317 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:32,822 Are you an idiot? 318 00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,485 I don't know how I can be any more clear. 319 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:36,892 I don't want to win! 320 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,090 Sticking to your story. Nice. 321 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,565 No, Morgan, you've got to believe me. 322 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,862 Boring. 323 00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:55,206 Seriously, we didn't have any bigger gloves than that? 324 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,841 Hey, where've you been? 325 00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:00,852 Dealing with Morgan and this stupid contest. 326 00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:02,683 I'm trying to let the idiot win and he won't let me. 327 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:05,053 I wish I looked like Morgan. 328 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:06,717 He's such a handsome gentleman. 329 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,818 Yeah, he's got the perfect body for clothes. 330 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,421 Like the way the suit hangs off his broad shoulders 331 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:14,296 He's got a barrel chest and little narrow waist. And it's subtle, 332 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,665 but if you look closely you can notice all the awesome muscle tone underneath. 333 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,670 Okay, yes, he's great. 334 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,194 He's also incredibly lazy. 335 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,707 That's why I want to make sure he wins. 336 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:25,904 If the Devil is stuck with him for all eternity, the whole world is a lot better off. 337 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,377 What are you guys doing? 338 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,884 We have an idea about how to convince Alan to tell you the secret. 339 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,978 I appreciate the thought, but I think Alan's a lost cause. 340 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:38,888 We got it. Alan's sick of being stuck at the cemetery, right? 341 00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:42,018 But he's got to be there because the ground is consecrated. 342 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,189 What if we send him to a city where every inch of the ground is consecrated? 343 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,926 Yeah, where he can actually have a real life. 344 00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:51,424 Where the Devil couldn't find him. 345 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,461 All right, Alan, we've made a little film for you. 346 00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:56,235 It's a little rough still. It's a bit spotty in places. 347 00:17:56,275 --> 00:18:00,041 But it'll give you a good idea of how fun life is gonna be in Vatican City. 348 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,240 'Cause it is. It's gonna be off the chain. 349 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,146 So what do you think? 350 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,810 We can help you with plane tickets, a passport... everything. 351 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,013 - And in return? - You help me. 352 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,454 You tell me what you did to get out of your deal with the Devil. 353 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,254 - Let's do this. - Yeah! 354 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,060 - Serious? - Yeah. 355 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,192 I can't live like this anymore. It's driving me crazy. 356 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:57,896 Okay, I'm gonna leave this with you. 357 00:18:57,936 --> 00:19:01,428 But if this winds up on YouTube I will sue your ass. 358 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,636 Have fun, all right? Let's go. 359 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:22,656 Uh, have we started yet? 360 00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,218 Not yet. Here. 361 00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,356 No need, I brought my own. 362 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,662 Sandalwood. It was her favorite. 363 00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:33,004 How are you holding up? Are you okay? 364 00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,063 - I'm doing okay. - Yeah? 365 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,439 - You? - Oh, you know. 366 00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,239 Baby steps. 367 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,712 Actually, I was thinking it might be good to do something kind of fun tonight. 368 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,578 You know, shake it up, get out of my own head for a while. 369 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,207 I could definitely go for that. 370 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,946 Oh yeah? What do you say to a little round of bowling? 371 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,017 Uh, or not. 372 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,925 Just an idea, a leisure activity. 373 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:59,021 No, it's not that. It's just, you know, 374 00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:01,055 she just loved bowling so much. 375 00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,828 Wouldn't really seem right. 376 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,699 Of course, bowling. I know, what an idiot. 377 00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:06,863 I'm sorry. I can't believe I forgot that. 378 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:10,341 When she rolled that 300 last year, she was so proud. 379 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,706 Yeah, I know. 380 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,608 The elusive 300. 381 00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,943 Man, the lady could roll. 382 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,575 So... 383 00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,209 I brought a poem. 384 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,982 I thought maybe I could read to the gang tonight. 385 00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,716 You should save that for Thursday night. 386 00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:27,520 - What's Thursday? - We're having a memorial service for her. 387 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,924 Another one? 388 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,553 This one's gonna be more intimate. 389 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,496 Just her closest family and friends 390 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:35,056 sharing their memories and stories one more time. 391 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:38,035 - A final goodbye. - Oh, I don't know. 392 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,368 Maybe we could go bowling after that. 393 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,669 What time does it start? 394 00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:48,205 You see Grandma out there planting some healthy food? 395 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,512 Don't tell her, but I'm gonna throw those veggies in the trash. 396 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:54,542 Come on, Chico, let's go in the living room and wrestle. 397 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,577 Yeah. 398 00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:03,289 Hi. 399 00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:06,559 Maybe this is a bad idea, but I like your grandson 400 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,828 way too much just to let this go. 401 00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:10,664 I'm not evil. 402 00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:13,762 You're not seeing me for what I actually am... 403 00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:15,466 a fallen angel. 404 00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:17,498 While I may know what hell is, 405 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:21,444 I've also seen the highest reaches of heaven. 406 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:25,177 And I can tell you honestly, 407 00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,811 that's where I'd rather be. 408 00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,321 - Have you met St. Peter? - I have. 409 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:31,788 What is he like? 410 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,820 Oh God! 411 00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,853 When you're around him you just... 412 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:41,661 you feel this incredible sense of calm. 413 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,361 It's quite amazing. 414 00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:45,495 You're so lucky. 415 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,630 Uh, Nina, you probably don't want to do that. 416 00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:49,436 Ben, it's okay. We're fine. 417 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:51,942 We're just having a chat. 418 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,103 Chico, no. 419 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:59,480 Abuela! Oh my God. Abuela. 420 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,422 Hey, how's your grandma? 421 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:10,185 Minor heart attack. But she's doing fine. 422 00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:11,957 She's gonna be there a couple more days. 423 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,557 Minor heart attack, huh? If I go out, I'm going out huge. 424 00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:17,466 Double heart attack. 425 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:21,072 Left ventricle all over you. 426 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,403 - Have you talked to Nina? - No. 427 00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,377 She flew off right after it happened. 428 00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:28,675 You know, I specifically asked her 429 00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:30,306 not to talk to my grandmother. 430 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,977 I had it under control. Does she listen to me? Not at all. 431 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,986 In all fairness, the chihuahua did attack her. 432 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,511 I don't know what to do. 433 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:43,556 What do you guys think about my pants? 434 00:22:43,595 --> 00:22:45,620 - Are those pinstripe? - Yeah, it's a very subtle stripe. 435 00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:47,427 But still noticeable. Well played. 436 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:50,333 Thank you. Going to a memorial service tonight. Got to look good. 437 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:54,328 You still chasing after that funeral chick? Persistent. 438 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,739 I know. I'm gonna convince her she's done grieving tonight. 439 00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:59,266 Think it's safe to expect a little tongue action after this memorial. 440 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,939 Maybe during, I don't know. We'll see, who knows? 441 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:04,710 I'm gonna head back to the hospital. 442 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,342 Thanks, friends. 443 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,115 No problem, Benji. Always here for you, man. 444 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,987 Ahem. 445 00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:15,322 Hi, I'm here to honor the deceased. 446 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,590 Oh, of course. Please sign in. 447 00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:20,257 Mmm-hm. 448 00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:23,631 Were you one of Mrs. Simons' students? 449 00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:25,465 I was, yeah. 450 00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:28,996 But I like to think that I taught her as much as she taught me. 451 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,598 Ah. 452 00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:34,339 Well, I must say her students certainly loved her. 453 00:23:34,379 --> 00:23:36,370 Please go in and have a seat. 454 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,939 Okay. 455 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,588 Hey. 456 00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:54,727 Hey, Sock. How are you holding up? 457 00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,825 I'm pretty good, you know? 458 00:23:56,868 --> 00:23:58,927 Tell you what happened. I woke up today 459 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:01,803 and I said to myself out loud, 460 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,536 "Sock, you are done mourning." 461 00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:08,035 - Really? - I did, really. 462 00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:11,207 I've grieved... just grieved so hard and for so long. 463 00:24:11,249 --> 00:24:13,843 I just want to move on. I want to embrace life. 464 00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:16,479 I want to make out with strangers, you know? We all should. 465 00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:21,182 - Yeah, you're right. - Yeah. 466 00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:24,195 We should put this death behind us and live. 467 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:26,220 You got it. 468 00:24:26,264 --> 00:24:28,323 It's what Mrs. Simons would have wanted. 469 00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:30,630 Mrs. S. 470 00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:32,569 I am so happy I met you. 471 00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:34,333 You are an amazing man, Sock. 472 00:24:34,372 --> 00:24:36,863 I am, I know. 473 00:24:36,908 --> 00:24:39,968 This is Nate, my boyfriend. 474 00:24:40,011 --> 00:24:42,343 He's really been crushed by all this. 475 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:44,507 Yeah. Your what? 476 00:24:44,549 --> 00:24:46,813 Sock was just talking me through my grief. 477 00:24:46,852 --> 00:24:49,548 And it helped. It really helped. 478 00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:52,182 - Maybe you could help Nate too. - Mmm. 479 00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:54,283 We all really need each other right now. 480 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,294 We can pull through this. 481 00:24:58,063 --> 00:24:59,724 Okay, I'm out. 482 00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:03,361 Excuse me. 483 00:25:03,401 --> 00:25:06,837 Before we begin the remembrances 484 00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:08,897 I have a very important announcement. 485 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:12,467 As you know, Mrs. Simons was a philanthropist as well as a teacher. 486 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:16,470 So her dying wish was to bequeath her entire fortune to her students. 487 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,916 So all of you students who attended today's special memorial 488 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:21,942 will receive $10,000. 489 00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:25,514 You'll then be asked to donate that money to a charity of your choice, 490 00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:27,650 any worthy charity, 491 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:29,592 as a way of honoring Mrs. Simons' memory. 492 00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:31,095 Thank you. 493 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,466 And I'm back. 494 00:25:36,902 --> 00:25:39,530 Hi, do you have any direct flights to Vatican City? 495 00:25:39,571 --> 00:25:41,903 Rome's the closest? 496 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:44,704 Yeah, Rome is good. 497 00:25:46,077 --> 00:25:48,477 No, it's for a friend. His name is Alan Townsend. 498 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,711 Order up. 499 00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:55,720 He'll call you back. 500 00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:58,245 Sorry, you were being rude. 501 00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:02,158 And given the fact that the two of you let the soul go, 502 00:26:02,193 --> 00:26:04,661 I should think you'd be a bit more ashamed. 503 00:26:04,696 --> 00:26:06,129 You fellas ready to order? 504 00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:07,654 Hi, yes. I would love the chicken... 505 00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:08,996 He will have nothing. 506 00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:14,667 I'll have a cup of coffee... black, two sugars. 507 00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:17,231 Dad, allow me to apologize. 508 00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:20,767 You have any idea how disappointed I am in you two? 509 00:26:20,812 --> 00:26:22,871 I mean, to think that one day one of you 510 00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:25,109 might actually help me 511 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:28,313 guide mankind on a path to destruction. 512 00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:30,287 It just simply boggles the mind. 513 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,722 - Right, but, Dad, let me explain. - No, let me. 514 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:35,123 You know what I see when I look at you, Morgan? 515 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,684 Hmm? 516 00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:39,697 I see a big lazy puppy dog 517 00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:41,995 with big puppy dog eyes 518 00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:43,728 and a little puppy dog brain. 519 00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:47,135 So eager to please and yet so incapable. 520 00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:50,131 Thank you, dear. 521 00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:55,208 And you. 522 00:26:55,246 --> 00:26:57,305 Such a whiny little baby. 523 00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:59,249 Yeah. 524 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,149 You won't be laughing tonight 525 00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:03,017 when that soul finishes what he's been working on. 526 00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:05,181 - What's that? - A portal. 527 00:27:05,223 --> 00:27:08,283 Allowing his buddies, a bunch of degenerate souls... 528 00:27:08,326 --> 00:27:10,590 my hard-earned souls by the way... 529 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,189 to escape from hell. 530 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:17,563 He needs to be caught. Now. 531 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:20,236 Whenever you're ready. 532 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:36,249 Is that really how he sees me? 533 00:27:37,522 --> 00:27:39,922 A big lazy puppy dog? 534 00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:42,917 Come on, be honest, man. 535 00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:45,156 You really care what he thinks? 536 00:27:45,196 --> 00:27:47,858 Yeah, he's my dad. 537 00:27:47,899 --> 00:27:49,457 Yeah, but he's the Devil. 538 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:52,095 He's never gonna be a real dad. He can't. It's impossible. 539 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:54,401 He's all I got. 540 00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:57,203 I just want to make him happy. 541 00:27:57,242 --> 00:28:01,076 You know, I've lived my entire life trying to measure up 542 00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:03,307 and then failing miserably. 543 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:06,146 You know, you want to do him right? 544 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:09,153 Let me help you win this, okay? 545 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,781 Morgan, you have to believe me. I don't like working for him. 546 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:13,916 I don't like knowing him. I don't want any part of this. 547 00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:16,358 - You being serious? - I promise. 548 00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:18,419 Okay. 549 00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:20,328 Okay, good. Let's do this. 550 00:28:27,505 --> 00:28:28,767 Sorry, Bud. 551 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:33,575 We're gonna have to put an end to your experiment. 552 00:28:33,611 --> 00:28:35,511 Sorry, boys. 553 00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:39,182 You're too late. 554 00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:47,290 Hurry up, get him! Get him! 555 00:28:47,325 --> 00:28:49,293 Sam! 556 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:07,274 The vessel's not working. 557 00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:10,247 Not on these two. The vessel will only work on him. 558 00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:15,585 Go! I'll keep these guys busy. 559 00:29:44,682 --> 00:29:47,515 Morgan, run! 560 00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:49,281 Get out of here! 561 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,652 Sam, the vessel is gone. 562 00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:28,116 Hey! 563 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:37,867 Thank you for saving my life. 564 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,938 Bud, the soul... 565 00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:47,206 you sent him back to hell. 566 00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:49,805 - You won the contest. - What? 567 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:52,009 No. No, l... l... 568 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,745 I didn't do anything. You did everything. 569 00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:56,117 I just... I gave him a little push. 570 00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:59,180 There's no vessel, right? There's no way to prove which of us sent him back. 571 00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:00,851 Right? 572 00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:02,553 I guess you're right. 573 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,653 You're a good liar. We'll just lie and tell the Devil you won. 574 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:07,164 - There's no proof otherwise. - I could do that. 575 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:08,722 I do like lying. 576 00:31:08,766 --> 00:31:10,791 Nice job. 577 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,799 You sure you're cool, man? 578 00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:15,965 Just say you run a charity that helps with the community or something. 579 00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:18,168 Sock, I got this. I know a lot about charities. 580 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:20,109 Oh, good. Good man. Good. 581 00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:25,712 Hello, Mr. Wysocki. 582 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,115 Hello again. 583 00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:29,312 Oh, hello. And you are? 584 00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:31,948 This is my associate Ben. 585 00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:34,584 He runs a nonprofit- based organization 586 00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:36,560 that I am very very passionate about. 587 00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:38,494 I will be donating the money to him. 588 00:31:38,529 --> 00:31:41,498 What type of charity is that? 589 00:31:41,532 --> 00:31:43,397 He reads to the blind people 590 00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:46,267 and delivers food to hungry orphans on Christmas. 591 00:31:46,304 --> 00:31:47,896 Sock, please, allow me. 592 00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:49,770 While it is true that I'm involved 593 00:31:49,807 --> 00:31:52,071 in various community activities, 594 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:55,409 the most important thing that I do is work in my laboratory. 595 00:31:55,446 --> 00:31:58,381 You see... 596 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,850 how can I put this? I'm creating a machine 597 00:32:00,885 --> 00:32:02,785 that will help the entire world. 598 00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:05,550 An invention that will help liberate... 599 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,251 mankind. 600 00:32:07,292 --> 00:32:10,693 Please, do tell. 601 00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:13,196 It's a straw. 602 00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:15,597 A self-sucking straw. 603 00:32:15,633 --> 00:32:19,467 And it will help people who have problems 604 00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:21,699 using their jaw enjoy the wonders 605 00:32:21,739 --> 00:32:23,673 of using a straw. 606 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,972 There you go. 607 00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:27,807 Sir, 608 00:32:27,845 --> 00:32:30,973 I'd like to call this invention the Straw-to-matic. 609 00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:43,151 A self-sucking straw. 610 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,659 Okay, sounds good to me. 611 00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:49,997 I just needed something to put on the form here. 612 00:32:50,034 --> 00:32:52,832 Straw-to-matic. 613 00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:55,737 Good. There's your money. 614 00:32:55,773 --> 00:32:57,832 All the best. Thanks for everything. 615 00:32:57,875 --> 00:33:00,343 And I'm sure somewhere up there Mrs. Simons is smiling. 616 00:33:00,378 --> 00:33:01,845 Yeah. Yeah, probably. 617 00:33:01,879 --> 00:33:04,848 - Good day to you, sir. - And you too. 618 00:33:08,419 --> 00:33:11,320 A self-sucking straw. 619 00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:14,723 How long have you been sitting on this gold mine, Benjamin? 620 00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:16,659 I guess I thought about it when I was eight. 621 00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:18,025 You thought about this when you were eight 622 00:33:18,062 --> 00:33:19,188 and you didn't tell anybody until now? 623 00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:21,198 Well, I told my mom and dad, but they didn't get it. 624 00:33:21,232 --> 00:33:23,063 'Course not, they're idiots. Now listen to me. 625 00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:24,966 We're gonna take that 10 grand, use it as seed money 626 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,834 to build something that's called a prototype. 627 00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:28,862 After that happens, ka-ching. 628 00:33:28,906 --> 00:33:31,773 What do you mean living expenses? 629 00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:37,379 He's talking to Alan. 630 00:33:37,415 --> 00:33:39,781 You want a full row of seats to yourself? You know how much that costs? 631 00:33:39,817 --> 00:33:41,876 No, that wasn't part of the deal. 632 00:33:41,919 --> 00:33:43,784 All right, whatever. I'll call you back. 633 00:33:43,821 --> 00:33:45,880 - What? - He has a list of new demands. 634 00:33:45,923 --> 00:33:49,017 He's afraid of being tempted so he wants to fly in an aisle all by himself. 635 00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,688 He wants money for a one-bedroom apartment. 636 00:33:51,729 --> 00:33:52,923 No no no, he can't do this. 637 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:55,091 He says the deal's off unless I meet all of them. 638 00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:56,930 We're talking thousands of dollars. 639 00:33:56,968 --> 00:34:00,529 Ahem, would you excuse us for a moment? 640 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:03,598 Be right back. 641 00:34:03,641 --> 00:34:05,506 - Walk normal. Walk normal. - Okay. 642 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:07,841 Just walk normal. 643 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,904 All right, what are we thinking? 644 00:34:09,947 --> 00:34:11,380 - Honestly, I'm torn. - I know, me too. 645 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:13,976 I mean, on one hand we got Sam's soul, 646 00:34:14,018 --> 00:34:15,451 and yeah that is important, right? 647 00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:17,283 But on the other hand you got the Straw-to-matic. 648 00:34:17,321 --> 00:34:20,381 I mean, that's a straw that sucks on your lips, Benjamin. 649 00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:23,622 Sucks on your lips. It hurts my brain how amazing that idea is. 650 00:34:23,661 --> 00:34:26,494 - It's a once-in-a-lifetime idea. - It's lightning in a bottle 651 00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:28,362 You know what? It's not like Alan's going anywhere. 652 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:31,800 But somebody could think of the Straw-to-matic and beat us to the punch. 653 00:34:31,836 --> 00:34:33,497 - All right, here's what we do. - Okay. 654 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:36,974 We make our millions and then we help Sam deal with Alan. 655 00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:39,533 Why is there an envelope full of cash out here? 656 00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:41,636 - Huh? That is... - For you. 657 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:44,580 We wanted it to be a surprise to help you with Alan. 658 00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:46,480 How'd you know about Alan? 659 00:34:46,517 --> 00:34:48,348 Do you want the money or not? 660 00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:50,581 Yes. Thank you. 661 00:34:58,029 --> 00:35:01,021 Ah, there he is. Congratulations, man. 662 00:35:01,065 --> 00:35:02,794 I knew you'd win the contest. I knew it. 663 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:04,768 Even bet my secretary that you would. 664 00:35:04,802 --> 00:35:06,201 Now she owes me a diner at Houston's. 665 00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:07,864 No no, Morgan won. He pushed the soul 666 00:35:07,905 --> 00:35:09,668 through the portal. I had nothing to do with it. 667 00:35:09,707 --> 00:35:11,197 Oh, come on, Sammy. 668 00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:13,267 You think I don't know what goes down in my own house? 669 00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:15,404 Enjoy it, man. 670 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,812 You're my second in command. 671 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:20,409 What the hell is going on here? 672 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:23,147 Well, we're celebrating Sammy's win. Very impressive. 673 00:35:23,187 --> 00:35:26,179 No, I keep telling him that I didn't win. You did. 674 00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:28,624 Hey, drop the false modesty, all right? 675 00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:31,184 We all know you wanted this from the very beginning. 676 00:35:33,030 --> 00:35:34,759 You screwed me? 677 00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:36,767 You've been playing me since the beginning? 678 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,531 No. No, I wasn't. I wasn't... 679 00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:41,197 You don't have to explain anything to him. 680 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:42,672 He's a nobody. 681 00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:44,675 He doesn't even deserve your attention. 682 00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:47,269 But don't you worry. Even though you lost 683 00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:49,279 you get a nice consolation prize: 684 00:35:50,581 --> 00:35:53,209 10 bucks and a bus pass. 685 00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:54,912 Enjoy. 686 00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:58,517 Please, I'm not taking your pity prize. 687 00:35:58,556 --> 00:36:00,922 Oh really? Even after you find out 688 00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:03,552 that everything else is gone? Your keys, your wallet, 689 00:36:03,594 --> 00:36:06,825 your clothes, your car, your condo... everything? 690 00:36:06,864 --> 00:36:09,526 You looking for these, buddy? 691 00:36:14,038 --> 00:36:16,836 You're a dead man. Dead man. 692 00:36:18,442 --> 00:36:19,875 Oh, that guy, huh? 693 00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:22,573 Lots of bark, no bite. 694 00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,584 Wow. 695 00:36:30,621 --> 00:36:33,146 I can't believe it. This is actually happening. 696 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:36,649 I'll call you guys when I get there. 697 00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:39,857 Whoa whoa. Isn't there something you want to tell us? 698 00:36:39,897 --> 00:36:42,024 Oh, right. 699 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:44,728 - Right. - Okay. 700 00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:47,169 Well, what most people don't know about the Devil 701 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,264 is that he can't resist a competition. 702 00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:51,002 Okay, so what does that mean exactly? 703 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,670 You know that whole " Devil Went Down to Georgia" thing? 704 00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:56,305 He challenged the guy to a fiddling contest. 705 00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:59,680 He's so incredibly vain he doesn't think that anybody can beat him at anything. 706 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:01,048 For me it was poker. 707 00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:03,349 So I have to beat him at poker? 708 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:06,083 No, you do what you're good at. 709 00:37:06,123 --> 00:37:08,455 Figure out what that is and challenge him. 710 00:37:08,492 --> 00:37:10,323 However, there's one more step 711 00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:12,556 to get the Devil to agree to the challenge. 712 00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:15,293 - Okay, what's that? - I can't tell you that right now. 713 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:17,528 - We had a deal. - Why? No. 714 00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:20,901 Look, until I'm safe standing on consecrated ground 715 00:37:20,938 --> 00:37:22,769 I have to keep one ace up my sleeve. 716 00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:25,867 I promise you I'll call you as soon as I step foot in the Vatican. 717 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:29,607 You have to believe me. I want to help you. 718 00:37:29,647 --> 00:37:31,615 I just wish I could be there to see his face 719 00:37:31,649 --> 00:37:32,946 when you do beat the bastard. 720 00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:36,078 Call me the second you land. 721 00:37:40,358 --> 00:37:42,258 Do you believe him? 722 00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:45,057 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 723 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,688 You? 724 00:37:46,731 --> 00:37:48,699 Yeah, I do. 725 00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:02,335 - Hey. - Hey. 726 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:04,678 - For your grandma. - Oh, thanks. 727 00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:06,478 - How's she doing? - Better. 728 00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:08,815 Doctor said it should just be a couple more days and she could go home. 729 00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:12,186 Ben, I'm really sorry about what happened. 730 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:15,283 Sometimes when I get started I just lose control. 731 00:38:15,326 --> 00:38:17,521 I know. It's fine. 732 00:38:17,561 --> 00:38:19,153 Let's just forget it and move on, all right? 733 00:38:19,196 --> 00:38:21,164 Okay. 734 00:38:21,198 --> 00:38:24,224 But we still have to figure this out. 735 00:38:24,268 --> 00:38:26,532 I mean, did you talk to her yet about us? 736 00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:28,435 I did. And it's handled, baby. 737 00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:30,099 Good. What happened? 738 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,438 I told her that I dumped you. 739 00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:33,204 So now we can secretly date 740 00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:35,109 and see where that takes us. It's win-win. 741 00:38:36,714 --> 00:38:37,908 Are you kidding me? 742 00:38:37,948 --> 00:38:39,540 I don't have another choice here. 743 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:41,107 What do you want me to do? 744 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,916 I want you to go to the hospital right now 745 00:38:43,954 --> 00:38:46,047 and tell your grandmother you love me 746 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:47,284 and you want us to be together. 747 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,520 - You serious? - Why not? 748 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,255 Well, for one thing, visiting hours are over. 749 00:38:51,295 --> 00:38:52,990 - I couldn't get in. - Ben, you could get in. 750 00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:55,089 I don't want to put her under that kind of stress. 751 00:38:55,132 --> 00:38:56,360 I mean, not in her condition. 752 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,992 You told me she was feeling better. 753 00:38:58,035 --> 00:39:01,163 - She's in the ICU. - Our relationship is in the ICU. 754 00:39:01,205 --> 00:39:03,173 Ben, you're letting her bully you. 755 00:39:03,207 --> 00:39:04,640 And now you're bullying me. 756 00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,370 You're not giving me any choice. 757 00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:08,037 I just want you to be a man, 758 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,411 - have a backbone. - Backbone? 759 00:39:10,448 --> 00:39:12,814 You want backbone? How about this? It's over. 760 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,582 Ben, don't say that unless you mean it. 761 00:39:18,622 --> 00:39:20,522 I mean it. 762 00:39:26,464 --> 00:39:29,592 You broke my heart once and I forgave you. 763 00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:32,124 But not this time. 764 00:39:32,169 --> 00:39:34,296 This time you're gonna wish you never met me. 765 00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:40,867 Tough bid, my brother. 766 00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:42,742 She's amazing woman. 767 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,771 I would kill that ass. 768 00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:53,623 Alan just texted me. His flight's about to take off. 769 00:39:53,657 --> 00:39:56,148 I can't believe this. 770 00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:57,820 I'm going to beat the Devil. 771 00:39:57,862 --> 00:39:59,090 I know. How does it feel? 772 00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:02,561 I feel like me again. 773 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,465 Does that make any sense? 774 00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:05,935 Yeah, totally. 775 00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:08,404 I did it. I beat the Devil. 776 00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:10,600 I'm done. Whoo! 777 00:40:10,641 --> 00:40:12,666 - Whoo. - Sorry. 778 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,978 I don't care. It feels good. 779 00:40:16,013 --> 00:40:17,503 So... 780 00:40:17,548 --> 00:40:19,709 what are you gonna do with your newfound freedom? 781 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,411 I might learn a new language. 782 00:40:21,452 --> 00:40:23,647 - Really? - No, I'll probably just nap a lot. 783 00:40:23,687 --> 00:40:26,315 Okay. 784 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,484 Thank you so much, though... 785 00:40:30,060 --> 00:40:33,154 - for sticking with me. - Of course. 786 00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:46,368 Okay, sorry. Sorry. 787 00:40:46,410 --> 00:40:49,106 I just had to do that. 788 00:40:49,146 --> 00:40:51,774 Yeah yeah, we just kissed a lot. 789 00:40:51,816 --> 00:40:55,616 And I want to do it again. 790 00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:57,780 Me too. 791 00:40:58,856 --> 00:41:02,383 But, uh, we should, uh... 792 00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:04,587 we should wait until tomorrow. 793 00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:06,391 I'll be out of my deal with the Devil 794 00:41:06,430 --> 00:41:09,490 and then we can kiss as much as we want. 795 00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:11,524 All right, that sounds like a plan. 796 00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:15,762 Thank you. 797 00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:20,408 Hi, this is your captain speaking. 798 00:41:20,444 --> 00:41:22,605 We just got word from the flight deck 799 00:41:22,646 --> 00:41:24,637 that we need to go ahead and make 800 00:41:24,682 --> 00:41:26,707 an unscheduled maintenance stop. 801 00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:30,151 We apologize for this inconvenience. 802 00:41:30,187 --> 00:41:33,281 But the good news is we'll be stopping in Las Vegas. 803 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:36,350 You will each receive $100 in casino chips 804 00:41:36,393 --> 00:41:38,918 to tide you over while we're on the ground. 805 00:41:38,963 --> 00:41:41,261 So please enjoy your time 806 00:41:41,298 --> 00:41:43,926 in the gambling capital of the world. 807 00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:46,835 Can I get you something to drink?